THEAUTHOR’SPREFACE
Ofallkindsofsatire,thereisnonesoentertaininganduniversallyimproving,asthatwhichis
introduce
introduced,asitwereoccasionally,inthecourseofaninterestingstory,whichbringseveryincidente
incidenthometolife,andbyrepresentingfamiliarscenesinanuncommonandamusingpointofvista
view,investsthemwithallthegracesofnovelty,whilenatureisappealedtoineveryparticular.Thereadergratifieshiscuriosityinpursuingtheadventuresofapersoninwhose
favor
favourheisprepossessed;heespouseshiscause,hesympathiseswithhiminhisdistress,hisindignationis
calienta
heatedagainsttheauthorsofhiscalamity:thehumanepassionsareinflamed;
thecontrastbetweendejectedvirtueandinsulting
vicio
viceappearswithgreateraggravation,andeveryimpressionhavingadoubleforceontheimaginación
imagination,thememoryretainsthecircumstance,andtheheartimprovesbytheejemplo
example.Theattentionisnottiredwithabarecatalogueofcharacters,butagreeablydivertedwithallthevarietyofinvention;
andthevicissitudesoflife
aparecen
appearintheirpeculiarcircumstances,openinganamplefieldforwitandhumour.Romance,nodoubt,owesitsorigintoignorance,vanity,andsuperstition.
InthedarkagesoftheWorld,whenamanhadrenderedhimselffamousforwisdomorvalour,hisfamilyandadherentsavailedthemselvesofhissuperiorqualities,magnifiedhisvirtues,andrepresentedhischaracterandpersonassacredandsupernatural.
Thevulgar
fácilmente
easilyswallowedthebait,imploredhisprotección
protection,andyieldedthetributeofhomageandpraise,eventoadoration;hisexploitswerehandeddowntoposteritywithathousandexaggerations;
theywererepeatedasincitementstovirtue;
divinehonourswerepaid,andaltarserectedtohismemory,fortheencouragementofthosewho
trataron
attemptedtoimitatehisexample;andhencearosetheheathenmythology,whichisnootherthanacollectionofextravagantromances.
Aslearning
avanzaba
advanced,andgeniusreceivedcultivation,thesestorieswereembellishedwiththegracesofpoesía
poetry,thattheymightthebetterrecommendthemselvestotheattention;theyweresunginpublic,atfestivals,fortheinstructionanddelightoftheaudience;
andrehearsedbefore
batalla
battle,asincentivestodeedsofgloria
glory.Thustragedyandtheepicmusewereborn,and,inthe
progreso
progressoftaste,arrivedatperfection.Itisnowonderthattheancientscouldnotrelishafableinprose,aftertheyhadseensomanyremarkableeventscelebratedinversebytheirbestpoets;
we
por lo tanto
thereforefindnoromanceamongthemduringtheeraoftheirexcellence,unlesstheCyropædiaofXenophonmaybesocalled;anditwasnottillartsandsciencesbegantoreviveaftertheirruptionofthebarbariansintoEurope,thatanythingofthiskind
apareció
appeared.Butwhenthemindsofmenweredebauchedbytheimpositionofpriestcrafttothemostabsurdpitchofcredulity,theauthorsofromancearose,andlosing
vista
sightofprobability,filledtheirperformanceswiththemostmonstroushyperboles.Iftheycouldnotequaltheancientpoetsinpointof
genio
geniustheywereresolvedtoexceltheminfiction,andaplicarse
applytothewonder,ratherthanthejudgment,oftheirreaders.Accordingly,theybroughtnecromancytotheiraid,andinsteadofsupportingthecharacteroftheirheroesbydignityofsentimentandpractice,distinguishedthembytheirbodily
fuerza
strength,activity,andextravaganceofbehaviour.Aunque
Althoughnothingcouldbemoreludicrousandunnaturalthanthefigurestheydibujaban
drew,theydidnotwantpatronsandadmirers;andtheworldactuallybegantobeinfectedwiththespiritofknight-errantry,whenCervantes,byaninimitablepieceofridicule,reformedthetasteofmankind,representingchivalryintherightpointof
vista
view,andconvertingromancetopurposesfarmoreusefulandentertaining,bymakingitasumir
assumethesock,andpointoutthefolliesofordinarylife.ThesamemethodhasbeenpractisedbyotherSpanishandFrenchauthors,andbynonemoresuccessfullythanbyMonsieurLeSage,who,inhisAdventuresofGilBlas,hasdescribedtheknaveryandfoiblesoflife,withinfinitehumourandsagacity.
ThefollowingsheetsIhave
modelado
modelledonhisplan,takingmeliberty,however,todifferfromhimintheexecution,whereIthoughthisparticularsituationswereuncommon,extravagant,orpeculiartothecountryinwhichthesceneislaid.ThedisgracesofGilBlasare,forthemostpart,suchasratherexcitemirththancompassion;
hehimselflaughsatthem;
andhistransitionsfromdistressto
felicidad
happiness,oratleastease,aresosudden,thatneitherthereaderhastimetopityhim,norhimselftobeacquaintedwithaffliction.Thisconduct,inmy
opinión
opinion,notonlydeviatesfromprobability,butpreventsthatgenerousindignation,whichoughttoanimatethereaderagainstthesordidandviciousdispositionoftheworld.Ihave
intentado
attemptedtorepresentmodestmeritluchando
strugglingwitheverydifficultytowhichafriendlessorphanisexposed,fromhisownwantofexperience,aswellasfromtheselfishness,envy,malice,andbaseindifferenceofmankind.To
asegurar
secureafavourableprepossession,Ihaveallowedhimtheadvantagesofnacimiento
birthandeducation,whichintheseriesofhismisfortuneswill,Ihope,engagetheingenuousmorewarmlyinhisbehalf;andthoughIforesee,thatsomepeoplewillbeoffendedatthemeanscenesinwhichheisinvolved,Ipersuademyselfthatthejudiciouswillnotonlyperceivethenecessityofdescribingthosesituationstowhichhemustofcoursebeconfined,inhislowestate,butalsofindentertainmentin
ver
viewingthosepartsoflife,wherethehumoursandpassionsareundisguisedbyaffectation,ceremonia
ceremony,oreducation;andthewhimsicalpeculiaritiesofdisposition
aparecen
appearasnaturehasimplantedthem.ButIbelieveIneednottroublemyselfinvindicatingapracticeauthorizedbythebestwritersinthisway,someofwhomIhavealreadynamed.
Everyintelligentreaderwill,atfirst
vista
sight,perceiveIhavenotdeviatedfromnatureinthefacts,whicharealltrueinthemain,aunque
althoughthecircumstancesarealteredanddisguised,toevitar
avoidpersonalsatire.Itnow
queda
remainstogivemyreasonsformakingthechiefpersonageofthisworkaNorthBriton,whicharechieflythese:Icould,atasmallexpense,bestowonhimsuch
educación
educationasIthoughtthedignityofhisnacimiento
birthandcharacterrequired,whichcouldnotpossiblybeobtainedinEngland,bysuchslendermeansasthenatureofmyplanwouldpermitiría
afford.Inthenextplace,Icouldrepresentsimplicityofmannersinaremotepartofthe
reino
kingdom,withmoreproprietythaninanyplacenearthecapital
capital;andlastly,thedispositionoftheScots,addictedto
viajar
travelling,justifiesmyconductinderivinganadventurerfromthatcountry.APOLOGUE
Ayoungpainter,indulgingaveinofpleasantry,sketchedakindof
conversación
conversationpiece,representingabear,anowl,amono
monkey,andanass;andtorenderitmorestriking,humorous,andmoral,distinguishedeveryfigurebysomeemblemofhumanlife.
Bruinwasexhibitedinthegarband
actitud
attitudeofanold,toothless,drunkensoldado
soldier;theowlpercheduponthehandleofacoffee-pot,withspectacleonnose,seemedtocontemplatea
periódico
newspaper;andtheass,ornamentedwithahugetie-wig(which,however,couldnotconcealhislongears),satforhispicturetothe
mono
monkey,whoappearedwiththeimplementsofpainting.Thiswhimsicalgroupaffordedsomemirth,andmetwithgeneralapprobation,untilsomemischievouswaghintedthatthewhole—wasalampoonuponthefriendsoftheperformer;
aninsinuationwhichwasnosoonercirculatedthanthoseverypeoplewhoapplaudeditbeforebegantobealarmed,andeventofancythemselvessignifiedbytheseveralfiguresofthepiece.
Entre
Amongothers,aworthypersonageinyears,whohadservido
servedinthearmywithreputación
reputation,beingincensedatthesupposedoutrage,repairedtothelodgingofthepainter,andfindinghimathome,“Harkye,Mr.Monkey,”saidhe,“Ihaveagoodmindtoconvinceyou,thatthoughthebearhaslosthisteeth,heretainshispaws,andthatheisnotsodrunkbuthecanperceiveyourimpertinence.”“Sblood!
sir,thattoothlessjawisad—nedscandalouslibel—butdon’tyouimaginemesochopfallenasnottobeabletochewthecudofresentment.”
Herehewasinterruptedbythearrivalofalearnedphysician,who,
avanzando
advancingtotheculpritwithfuryinhisaspect,exclaimed,“Supposetheaugmentationoftheass’searsshouldprovethediminutionofthebaboon’s—nay,seeknottoprevaricate,for,bythebeardofAesculapius!thereisnotonehairinthisperiwigthatwillnotstandupinjudgmenttoconvicttheeofpersonalabuse.
Dobutobserve,captain,howthispitifullittlefellowhas
copiado
copiedtheverycurls—thecolour,hecho
indeed,isdifferent,butthentheformandforetoparequitesimilar.”Whilehethusremonstratedinastrainofvociferation,avenerablesenator
entró
entered,andwaddlinguptothedelinquent,“Jackanapes!”criedhe,“IwillnowlettheeseeIcanreadsomethingelsethana
periódico
newspaper,andthatwithoutthehelpofspectacles:hereisyourown
nota
noteofhand,sirrah,formoney,whichifIhadnotavanzado
advanced,youyourselfwouldhaveresembledanowl,innotdaringtoshowyourfacebyday,youungratefulslanderousknave!”Invaintheastonishedpainterdeclaredthathehadnointentiontogiveoffence,ortocharacterise
particular
particularpersons:theyaffirmedtheresemblancewastoopalpabletobeoverlooked;
theytaxedhimwithinsolence,malice,andingratitude;
andtheirclamoursbeingoverheardbythepublic,thecaptainwasabear,thedoctoranass,andthesenatoranowl,tohisdyingday.
Christianreader,Ibeseechthee,inthebowelsoftheLord,rememberthis
ejemplo
example“whilethouartemployedintheperusalofthefollowingsheets;and
trates
seeknottoappropriatetothyselfthatwhichequallypertenece
belongstofivehundreddifferentpeople.Ifthoushouldstmeetwithacharacterthatreflectstheeinsomeungraciousparticular,keepthyowncounsel;
CHAPTERI
Ofmy
Nacimiento
BirthandParentage.Iwasborninthenorthernpartofthisunitedkingdom,inthehouseofmy
abuelo
grandfather,agentlemanofconsiderablefortuna
fortuneandinfluence,whohadonmanyoccasionssignalisedhimselfinbehalfofhiscountry;andwasremarkableforhisabilitiesinthelaw,whichhe
ejerció
exercisedwithgreatsuccessinthestationofajudge,particularlyagainstbeggars,forwhomhehadasingularaversion.Myfather(hisyoungestson)fallinginlovewithapoorrelation,wholivedwiththeold
caballero
gentlemaninqualityofahousekeeper,espousedherprivately;andIwasthefirst
fruto
fruitofthatmarriage.Duringherpregnancy,adreamdiscomposedmymothersomuchthatherhusband,tiredwithherimportunity,atlastconsultedahighlandseer,whosefavourableinterpretationhewouldhave
asegurado
securedbeforehandbyabribe,butfoundhimincorruptible.Shedreamedshewasdeliveredofatennis-ball,whichthe
diablo
devil(who,tohergreatsurprise,actedthepartofamidwife)golpeó
strucksoforciblywitharacketthatitdesapareció
disappearedinaninstant;andshewasforsometimeinconsolableforthelostofheroffspring;
when,allonasudden,shebehelditreturnwithequal
violencia
violence,andentertheearth,beneathherfeet,whenceimmediatelysprangupagoodlytreecoveredwithblossoms,thescentofwhichoperatedsostronglyonhernervesthatshedespertó
awoke.Theattentivesage,aftersomedeliberation,assuredmyparents,thattheirfirstbornwouldbeagreattraveller;
thathewouldundergomanydangersanddifficulties,andatlastreturntohisnativeland,wherehewouldflourishin
felicidad
happinessandreputation.Howtrulythiswasforetoldwill
aparecerá
appearinthesequel.Itwasnotlongbeforesomeofficiousperson
informara
informedmygrandfatherofcertainfamiliaritiesthatpassedbetweenhissonandhousekeeperwhichalarmedhimsomuchthat,afewdaysafter,hetoldmyfatheritwashightimeforhimtothinkofsettling;andthathehad
proporcionado
providedamatchforhim,towhichhecouldinjusticia
justicehavenoobjections.Myfather,findingitwouldbeimpossibletoconcealhissituationmuchlonger,franklyownedwhathehaddone;
andexcusedhimselffornothavingaskedtheconsentofhisfather,bysaying,heknewitwouldhavebeentonopurpose;
andthat,hadhisinclinationbeenknown,my
abuelo
grandfathermighthavetakensuchmeasuresaswouldhaveeffectuallyputthegratificationofitoutofhispower:he
añadió
added,thatnoexceptionscouldbetakentohiswife’svirtue,nacimiento
birth,beauty,andgoodsense,andasforfortuna
fortune,itwasbeneathhiscare.Theold
caballero
gentleman,whokeptallhispassions,exceptone,inexcellentorder,heardhimtoanendwithgreattemper,andthencalmlyasked,howheproposedtomaintainhimselfandspouse?Hereplied,hecouldbeinno
peligro
dangerofwantingwhilehisfather’stendernesspermaneciera
remained,whichheandhiswifeshouldalwayscultivatewiththeutmostveneration;andhewaspersuadedhisallowancewouldbesuitabletothedignityandcircumstancesofhisfamily,andtotheprovisionalreadymadeforhisbrothersandsisters,whowerehappilysettledunderhis
protección
protection.“Yourbrothersandsisters,”saidmy
abuelo
grandfather,“didnotthinkitbeneaththemtoconsultmeinanasunto
affairofsuchimportanceasmatrimony;neither,Isuppose,wouldyouhaveomittedthatpieceofduty,hadyounotsomesecretfundinreserve;
tothecomfortsofwhichIleaveyou,witha
deseo
desirethatyouwillthisnightbusquéis
seekoutanotherhabitationforyourselfandwife,whither,inashorttime,IwillsendyouanaccountoftheexpenseIhavebeenatinyoureducación
education,withaviewofbeingreimbursed.Sir,youhavemadethegrandtour—youareapolitegentleman—averyprettygentleman—Iwishyouagreatdealof
alegría
joy,andamyourveryhumbleservant.”Sosaying,heleftmyfatherinasituation
fácilmente
easilyimagined.However,hedidnotlonghesitate;
for,being
perfectamente
perfectlywellacquaintedwithhisfather’sdisposition,hedidnotdoubtthathewasgladofthispretencetogetridofhim;andhisresolvesbeingasinvariableasthelawsoftheMedesandPersians,heknewitwouldbetonopurposetoattempthimbyprayersandentreaties;
sowithoutanyfartherapplication,hebetookhimself,withhisdisconsolatebedfellowtoafarm-house,whereanoldservantofhismotherdwelt:
therethey
permanecieron
remainedsometimeinasituationbutmal
illadaptedtotheeleganceoftheirdesiresandtendernessoftheirlove;whichneverthelessmyfatherchosetoendure,ratherthansupplicateanunnaturalandinflexibleparentbutmymother,foreseeingtheinconveniencestowhichshemusthavebeenexposed,hadshebeendeliveredinthisplace(andherpregnancywasveryfaradvanced),withoutcommunicatingher
diseño
designtoherhusband,wentindisguisetothehouseofmyabuelo
grandfather,hopingthathertearsandcondición
conditionwouldmovehimtocompassion,andreconcilehimtoanevento
eventwhichwasnowirrecoverablypast.Shefoundmeanstodeceivetheservants,andgetintroducedasanunfortunatelady,whowantedtocomplainofsomematrimonialgrievances,itbeingmygrandfather’s
particular
particularprovincetodecideinallcasesofscandal.Shewasaccordinglyadmittedintohis
presencia
presence,where,discoveringherself,shefellathisfeet,andinthemostaffectingmannerimploredhisforgiveness;atthesametimerepresentingthe
peligro
dangerthatthreatenednotonlyherlife,butthatofhisowngrandchild,whichwasabouttoseethelight.Hetoldherhewassorrythattheindiscretionofherandhissonhadcompelledhimtomakeavow,whichputitoutofhispowertogivethemanyassistance;
thathehadalreadyimpartedhisthoughtsonthat
tema
subjecttoherhusband,andwassurprisedthattheyshoulddisturbhispeacewithanyfartherimportunity.Thissaid,heretired.
The
violencia
violenceofmymother’safflictionhadsuchanefecto
effectonherconstitutionthatshewasimmediatelyseizedwiththepainsofchildbed;andhadnotanoldmaidservant,towhomshewasverydear,affordedherpityandassistance,atthehazardofincurringmygrandfather’sdispleasure,sheandthe
inocente
innocentfruitofherwombmusthavefallenmiserablevictimstohisrigourandinhumanity.Bythe
amistad
friendshipofthispoorwomanshewascarrieduptoagarret,andimmediatelydeliveredofamanchild,thestoryofwhoseunfortunatenacimiento
birthhehimselfnowrelates.Myfather,beinginformedofwhathadhappened,flewtotheembracesofhisdarlingspouse,andwhilehe
cargaba
loadedhisoffspringwithpaternalembraces,couldnotforbearsheddingafloodoftearsonbeholdingthedearpartnerofhisheart(forwhoseeasehewouldhavesacrificado
sacrificedthetreasuresoftheeast)stretcheduponaflockbed,inamiserable
miserableapartment,unabletoprotectherfromtheinclemenciesofthetiempo
weather.Itisnottobesupposedthattheold
caballero
gentlemanwasignorantofwhatpassed,thoughheaffectedtoknownothingofthematter,andpretendedtobeverymuchsurprised,whenoneofhisgrandchildren,byhiseldestsondeceased,wholivedwithhimashisheirapparent,acquaintedhimwiththeaffair;hedetermined
por lo tanto
thereforetoobservenomedium,butimmediately(onthethirddayafterherdelivery)sentheraperemptoryordertobegone,andturnedofftheservantwhohadpreservedherlife.Thisbehavioursoexasperatedmyfatherthathehadrecoursetothemostdreadfulimprecations;
andonhisbarekneesimploredthatHeavenwouldrenouncehimifeverheshouldforgetorforgivethebarbarityofhissire.
Theinjurieswhichthisunhappymotherreceivedfromherremovalinsuchcircumstances,andthewantofnecessarieswhereshelodged,togetherwithhergriefandanxietyofmind,soonthrewherintoalanguishingdisorder,whichputanendtoherlife.
Myfather,wholovedhertenderly,wassoaffectedwithherdeaththathe
permaneció
remainedsixweeksdeprivedofhissenses;duringwhichtime,thepeoplewherehelodgedcarriedtheinfanttotheoldmanwhorelentedsofar,onhearingthemelancholystoryofhisdaughter-in-law’sdeath,andthedeplorable
condición
conditionofhisson,astosendthechildtonurse,andheorderedmyfathertobecarriedhometohishouse,wherehesoonrecoveredtheuseofhisreason.Whetherthishardheartedjudgefeltanyremorseforhis
cruel
crueltreatmentofhissonanddaughter,or(whichismoreprobable)wasafraidhischaracterwouldsufriera
sufferintheneighbourhood,heprofessedgreatsorrowforhisconducttomyfather,whosedeliriumwassucceededbyaprofoundmelancholyandreserve.Atlengthhe
desapareció
disappeared,and,notwithstandingallimaginableinquiry,couldnotbeheardof;acircumstancewhichconfirmedmostpeopleinthe
opinión
opinionofhishavingmadeawaywithhimselfinafitofdespair.CHAPTERII
Igrowup—amhatedbymyRelations—senttoSchool—neglectedbymyGrandfather—maltreatedbymyMaster—seasonedtoAdversity—IformCabalsagainstthePedant—amdebarred
Acceso
AccesstomyGrandfather—huntedbyhisHeir—IdemolishtheTeethofhisTutor.Therewerenotwantingsomewho
sospechaban
suspectedmyunclesofbeingconcernedinmyfather’sdestino
fate,onthesuppositionthattheywouldallshareinthepatrimonydestinedforhim;andthisconjecturewasstrengthenedbyreflectingthatinallhiscalamitiestheyneverdiscoveredtheleastinclinationto
servirle
servehim;but,onthecontrary,byalltheartificesintheirpower,
alimentaron
fedhisresentmentandsupportedhisresolutionofleavinghimtomiseryandwant.Butpeopleofjudgmenttreatedthisinsinuationasanidlechimera;
because,hadmyrelationsbeensowickedastoconsulttheirinterestby
cometiendo
committingsuchanatrociouscrime,thedestino
fateofmyfatherwouldhaveextendedtometoowhoselifewasanotherobstacletotheirexpectation.Meanwhile,Igrewapace,andasIstronglyresembledmyfather,whowasthedarlingofthetenants,Iwantednothingwhichtheirindigentcircumstancescould
permitirse
afford:buttheirfavourwasa
débil
weakresourceagainstthejealousenmityofmycousins;whothemoremyinfancypromised,conceivedthemoreimplacablehatredagainstme:
andbeforeIwassixyearsofage,hadsoeffectuallyblockadedmy
abuelo
grandfatherthatIneversawhimbutbystealth,whenIsometimesmadeuptohissilla
chairashesattoviewhislabourersinthefield:onwhichoccasionhewouldstrokemyhead,bidmebeagoodboy,andpromisetotakecareofme.
Iwassoonaftersenttoschoolatavillagehardby,ofwhichhehadbeendictatortimeoutofmind;
butasheneverpaidformyboard,norsuppliedmewithclothes,books,andothernecessariesIrequired,my
condición
conditionwasveryraggedandcontemptible,andtheschoolmaster,who,throughfearofmyabuelo
grandfather,taughtmegratis,gavehimselfnoconcernabouttheprogreso
progressImadeunderhisinstruction.Inspiteofallthesedifficultiesanddisgraces,IbecameagoodproficientintheLatin
lengua
tongue;and,assoonasIcouldwritetolerably,pesteredmy
abuelo
grandfatherwithletterstosuchagrado
degreethathesentformymaster,andchidhimseverelyforbestowingsuchpainsonmyeducación
education,tellinghimthat,ifeverIshouldbebroughttothegallowsforforgery,whichhehadtaughtmetocometer
commit,mybloodwouldlieonhishead.Thepedant,whodreadednothingmorethanthedispleasureofhispatron,assuredhishonourthattheboy’s
habilidad
abilitywasmoreowingtohisowngenio
geniusandapplicationthantoanyinstructionorencouragementherecibiera
received;that,althoughhecouldnotdivesthimofthe
conocimiento
knowledgehehadalreadyimbibed,unlesshewouldempowerhimtodisablehisfingers,heshouldendeavour,withGod’shelp,topreventhisfutureimprovement.And,
hecho
indeed,hepunctuallyperformedwhathehadundertaken;for,onpretencethatIhadwrittenimpertinentletterstomy
abuelo
grandfather,hecausedaboardtobemadewithfiveholesinit,throughwhichhethrustthefingersandthumbofmyrighthand,andfasteneditbywhipcordtomywrist,insuchamanneraseffectuallydebarredmetheuseofmypluma
pen.ButthisrestraintIwasfreedfrominafewdays,byanaccidentwhichhappenedinaquarrelbetweenmeandanotherboy;
who,takinguponhimtoinsultmypoverty,IwassoincensedathisungenerousreproachthatwithonestrokewithmymachineIcuthimtotheskull,tothegreatterrorofmyselfandschoolfellows,wholefthimbleedingontheground,andranto
informar
informthemasterofwhathadhappened.Iwassoseverelypunishedforthistrespassthat,wereItolivetotheageofMethusalem,theimpressionitmadeonmewouldnotbeeffaced;
themorethantheantipathyandhorrorIconceivedforthemercilesstyrantwhoinflictedit.
Thecontemptwhichmyappearancenaturallyproducedinallwhosawme,thecontinualwantstowhichIwasexposed,andmyownhaughtydisposition,impatientofaffronts,involvedmeinathousandtroublesomeadventures,bywhichIwasatlengthinuredinadversity,andemboldenedtoundertakingsfarabovemyyears.
IwasofteninhumanlyscourgedforcrimesIdidnot
cometido
commit,because,havingthecharacterofavagabondinthevillage,everypieceofmischief,whoseauthorlaydesconocido
unknown,waschargeduponme.Ihavebeenfound
culpable
guiltyofrobbingorchardsIneverentrado
entered,ofkillingcatsInevercazado
hunted,ofstealinggingerbreadInevertouched,andofabusingoldwomenIneversaw.Nay,astammeringcarpenterhadeloquenceenoughtopersuademymasterthatIfiredapistolloadedwithsmallshotintohiswindow;
thoughmylandladyandthewholefamilybore
testimonio
witnessthatIwasabedfastasleepatthetimewhenthisoutragewascometió
committed.Iwasoncefloggedforhavingnarrowlyescapeddrowning,bythesinkingofaferryboatinwhichIwaspassenger.
Anothertime,forhavingrecoveredofabruiseoccasionedbyahorseandcartrunningoverme.
Athirdtime,forbeing
mordido
bittenbyabaker’sdog.Inshort,whetherIwas
culpable
guiltyorunfortunate,thecorrectionandsympathyofthisarbitrarypedagoguewerethesame.Farfrombeingsubduedbythisinformalusage,myindignationtriumphedoverthatslavishawewhichhadhithertoenforcedmyobedience;
andthemoremyyearsand
conocimiento
knowledgeincreased,themoreIperceivedtheinjusticeandbarbarityofhisbehaviour.Bythehelpofanuncommon
genio
genius,andtheadviceanddirección
directionofourusher,whohadservido
servedmyfatherinhisviajes
travels,Imadeasurprisingprogreso
progressintheclassics,writing,andarithmetic;sothat,beforeIwastwelveyearsold,Iwasallowedbyeverybodytobethebestscholarintheschool.
Thisqualification,togetherwiththeboldnessoftemperand
fuerza
strengthofmakewhichhadsometido
subjectedalmostallmycontemporaries,gavemesuchinfluenceoverthemthatIbegantoformcabalsagainstmypersecutor;andwasinhopeof,beingabletobidhimdefianceinaveryshorttime.
Beingattheheadofafaction,consistingofthirtyboys,mostofthemofmyownage,Iwasdeterminedtoputtheirmettleto
prueba
trial,thatImightknowhowfartheyweretobedependedupon,beforeIputmygrandschemeinexecution:withthis
vista
view,weattackedabodyofstoutapprentices,whohadtakenpossessionofapartofthegroundallottedtousfortheschemeofourdiversions,andwhowerethenplayingatninepinsonthespot;butIhadthemortificationtoseemyadherentsroutedinaninstant,andalegofoneofthembrokeinhisflightbythe
cuenco
bowl,whichoneofouradversarieshaddetachedinpursuitofus.Thisdiscomfituredidnothinderusfromengagingthem
después
afterwardsinfrequentskirmishes,whichwemaintainedbythrowingstonesatadistancia
distance,whereinIreceivedmanywounds,thescarsofwhichstillpermanecen
remain.Ourenemiesweresoharassedandinterruptedbythesealarmsthattheyatlastabandonedtheirconquest,andleftustothepeaceableenjoymentofourownterritories.
Itwouldbeendlesstoenumeratetheexploitswe
realizamos
performedinthecourseofthisconfederacy,whichbecametheterrorofthewholevillage;insomuchthat,whendifferentinterestsdividedit,oneofthepartiescommonlycourtedtheassistanceofRoderickRandom(bywhichnameIwasknown)tocastthe
balanza
balance,andkeeptheoppositefactioninawe.Meanwhile,Itooktheadvantageofeveryplay-daytopresentmyselfbeforemy
abuelo
grandfather,towhomIseldomfoundacceso
access,byreasonofhisbeingcloselybesiegedbyanumerousfamilyofhisfemalegrandchildren,who,thoughtheyperpetuallyquarrelledentre
amongthemselves,neverfailedtojoinagainstme,asthecomún
commonenemyofall.Hisheir,whowasabouttheageofeighteen,mindednothingbutfox-hunting,and
hecho
indeedwasqualifiedfornothingelse,notwithstandinghisgrandfather’sindulgenceinentertainingatutorforhimathome;whoatthesametime
desempeñaba
performedtheofficeofparishclerk.ThisyoungActaeon,whoinheritedhisgrandfather’santipathytoeverythingindistress,neversateyesonmewithoutuncouplinghisbeagles,andhuntingmeintosomecottageorother,whitherIgenerallyfledforshelter.
InthisChristianamusementhewasencouragedbyhispreceptor,who,nodoubt,tooksuchopportunitiestoingratiatehimselfwiththerisingsun,observing,thattheold
caballero
gentleman,accordingtothecourseofnature,hadnotlongtolive,forhewasalreadyonthevergeoffourscore.CHAPTERIII
MyMother’sBrotherarrives—relievesme—aDescriptionofhim—hegoesalongwithmetotheHouseofmyGrandfather—isencounteredbyhisDogs—defeatsthem,afterabloodyEngagement—is
admitido
admittedtotheoldGentleman—aDialoguebetweenthem.Aboutthistimemymother’sonlybrother,whohadbeenlongabroad,
teniente
lieutenantofaman-of-war,arrivedinhisowncountry;wherebeing
informado
informedofmycondition,hecametoseeme,andoutofhisslenderfinancesnotonlysuppliedmewithwhatnecessariesIwantedforthepresent,butresolvednottoleavethecountryuntilhehadprevailedonmyabuelo
grandfathertosettlesomethinghandsomeforthefuture.Thiswasa
tarea
tasktowhichhewasbynomeansequal,beingentirelyignorant,notonlyofthejudge’sdisposition,butalsoofthewaysofmeningeneral,towhichhiseducación
educationonboardhadkepthimanutterextraño
stranger.Hewasastrongbuiltman,somewhatbandylegged,withanecklikethatofa
toro
bull,andafacewhich(youmighteasilyperceive)hadwithstoodthemostobstinateassaultsofthetiempo
weather.Hisdressconsistedofasoldier’s
abrigo
coatalteredforhimbytheship’stailor,astripedflannelchaqueta
jacket,apairofredbreechesspannedwithpitch,cleangrayworstedstockings,largesilverbucklesthatcoveredthree-fourthsofhisshoes,asilver-lacedsombrero
hat,whosecrownoverlookedthebrimsaboutaninchandahalf,blackbobwiginbuckle,acheckshirt,asilkhandkerchief,ahanger,withabrasshandle,girdedtohisthighbyafurnishedlacecinturón
belt,andagoodoakplantunderhisarm.Thusequipped,hesetoutwithme(whobyhisbountymadeaverydecentappearance)formygrandfather’shouse,whereweweresalutedbyJowlerandCaesar,whommycousin,youngmaster,hadletlooseatourapproach.
Beingwellacquaintedwiththeinveteracyofthesecurs,Iwasabouttobetakemyselftomyheels,whenmyuncleseizedmewithonehand,brandishedhiscudgelwiththeother,andatoneblowlaidCaesarsprawlingontheground;
but,findinghimselfattackedatthesametimeintherearbyJowler,andfearingCaesarmightrecover,hedrewhishanger,wheeledabout,andbyaluckystrokeseveredJowler’sheadfromhisbody.
Bythistime,theyoungfoxhunterandthreeservants,armedwithpitchforksandflails,werecometotheassistanceofthedogs,whomtheyfoundbreathlessuponthefield;
andmycousinwassoprovokedatthedeathofhisfavourites,thatheorderedhisattendantsto
avanzaran
advance,andtakevengeanceontheirexecutioner,whomhecargó
loadedwithallthecursesandreproacheshisira
angercouldsuggest.Uponwhichmyunclesteppedforwardswithanundauntedair,atthe
vista
sightofwhosebloodyweaponshisantagonistsfellbackwithprecipitation,whenheaccostedtheirlíder
leaderthus:.“Lookee,brother,yourdogshavingboardedmewithoutprovocation,whatIdidwasinmyowndefence.
Soyouhadbestbecivil,andletusshootahead,clearofyou.”
Whethertheyoungsquiremisinterpretedmyuncle’s
deseo
desireofpeace,orwasenragedatthedestino
fateofhishoundsbeyondhisusualpitchofresolution,Iknownot;buthesnatchedaflailfromoneofhisfollowers,andcameupwithashowofassaultingthe
teniente
lieutenant,who,puttinghimselfinapostureofdefence,proceededthus:“Lookee,youlubberlysonofaw—e,ifyoucomeathwartme,’wareyourgingerbreadwork.
I’llbefoulofyourquarter,d—nme.”
Thisdeclaration,followedbyaflourishofhishanger,seemedtocheckthe
progreso
progressoftheyounggentleman’scholer,who,lookingbehindhim,perceivedhisattendantshadslunkintothehouse,shutthepuerta
gate,andlefthimtodecidethecontentionbyhimself.Hereaparleyensued,whichwasintroducedbymycousin’sasking,“Whothedevilareyou?
Whatdoyouwant?
Somescoundrelofaseaman,Isuppose,whohasdesertedandturned
ladrón
thief.Butdon’tthinkyoushallescape,sirrah—I’llhaveyouhang’d,youdog,Iwill.
Yourbloodshallpayforthatofmytwohounds,youragamuffin.
Iwouldnothavepartedwiththemtosaveyourwhole
generación
generationfromthegallows,youruffian,you!”“Noneofyourjaw,youswab—noneofyourjaw,”repliedmyuncle,“elseIshalltrimyourlaced
chaqueta
jacketforyou.Ishallrubyoudownwithanoakentowel,myboy,Ishall.”
Sosaying,hesheathedhishanger,andgraspedhiscudgel.