THEAUTHOR’SPREFACE
Ofallkindsofsatire,
hay
thereisnonesoentertainingy
anduniversallyimproving,asthatwhichisintroduce
introduced,asitwereoccasionally,inthecurso
courseofaninterestingstory,whichtrae
bringseveryincidenthometovida
life,andbyrepresentingfamiliarscenesinanuncommony
andamusingpointofview,invierte
investsthemwithallthegracesofnovedad
novelty,whilenatureisappealedtoineveryparticular.The
lector
readergratifieshiscuriosityinpursuingtheadventuresofuna
apersoninwhosefavourheisprepossessed;heespouseshis
causa
cause,hesympathiseswithhiminhisangustia
distress,hisindignationisheatedcontra
againsttheauthorsofhiscalamidad
calamity:thehumanepassionsareinflamed;
the
contraste
contrastbetweendejectedvirtueandinsultingvicio
viceappearswithgreateraggravation,y
andeveryimpressionhavingadoble
doubleforceontheimagination,thememoria
memoryretainsthecircumstance,andthecorazón
heartimprovesbytheexample.La
Theattentionisnottiredcon
withabarecatalogueofcharacters,sino
butagreeablydivertedwithallla
thevarietyofinvention;andthevicissitudesof
vida
lifeappearintheirpeculiarcircumstances,abriendo
openinganamplefieldforingenio
witandhumour.Romance,no
duda
doubt,owesitsorigintoignorancia
ignorance,vanity,andsuperstition.In
las
thedarkagesoftheMundo
World,whenamanhadhecho
renderedhimselffamousforwisdomo
orvalour,hisfamilyandadherentsavailedthemselvesofhissuperiorqualities,magnifiedhisvirtues,y
andrepresentedhischaracterandpersona
personassacredandsupernatural.The
vulgar
vulgareasilyswallowedthebait,imploró
imploredhisprotection,andyieldedthetributeofhomagey
andpraise,eventoadoration;hisexploitswerehandeddowntoposterity
con
withathousandexaggerations;theywererepeatedasincitementsto
virtud
virtue;divinehonourswerepaid,
y
andaltarserectedtohismemoria
memory,fortheencouragementofaquellos
thosewhoattemptedtoimitatehisejemplo
example;andhencearosetheheathen
mitología
mythology,whichisnootherthanuna
acollectionofextravagantromances.Aslearning
avanzaba
advanced,andgeniusreceivedcultivation,estas
thesestorieswereembellishedwiththegracesofpoesía
poetry,thattheymightthemejor
betterrecommendthemselvestotheattention;theywere
cantaban
sunginpublic,atfestivals,fortheinstrucción
instructionanddelightoftheaudience;y
andrehearsedbeforebattle,asincentivestodeedsofgloria
glory.Thustragedyandthe
épica
epicmusewereborn,and,intheprogreso
progressoftaste,arrivedatperfección
perfection.Itisnowonderthat
los
theancientscouldnotrelishuna
afableinprose,aftertheyhaber
hadseensomanyremarkableeventscelebratedinverso
versebytheirbestpoets;we
por lo tanto
thereforefindnoromanceamongthemdurante
duringtheeraoftheirexcelencia
excellence,unlesstheCyropædiaofXenophonpueda
maybesocalled;anditwasnottillarts
y
andsciencesbegantoreviveaftertheirruptionofthebarbariansintoEurope,thatalgo
anythingofthiskindappeared.Pero
Butwhenthemindsofmenweredebauchedbytheimpositionofpriestcrafttothemás
mostabsurdpitchofcredulity,theauthorsofromancesurgieron
arose,andlosingsightofprobabilidad
probability,filledtheirperformanceswiththemás
mostmonstroushyperboles.Ifthey
podían
couldnotequaltheancientpoetsinpunto
pointofgeniustheywereresolvedtoexceltheminficción
fiction,andapplytothemaravilla
wonder,ratherthanthejudgment,oftheirreaders.En consecuencia
Accordingly,theybroughtnecromancytotheirayuda
aid,andinsteadofsupportingthecharacteroftheirheroesbydignidad
dignityofsentimentandpractice,distinguieron
distinguishedthembytheirbodilyfuerza
strength,activity,andextravaganceofbehaviour.Aunque
Althoughnothingcouldbemoreridículo
ludicrousandunnaturalthanthefigurestheydibujaban
drew,theydidnotwantpatronsy
andadmirers;andtheworld
en realidad
actuallybegantobeinfectedcon
withthespiritofknight-errantry,cuando
whenCervantes,byaninimitablepieza
pieceofridicule,reformedthetasteofhumanidad
mankind,representingchivalryinthecorrecto
rightpointofview,andconvirtiendo
convertingromancetopurposesfarmás
moreusefulandentertaining,bymakingitasumir
assumethesock,andpointoutthefolliesofordinaryvida
life.Thesamemethodhasbeen
practicado
practisedbyotherSpanishandFrenchauthors,y
andbynonemoresuccessfullythanbyMonsieurLeSage,who,inhisAdventuresofGilBlas,ha
hasdescribedtheknaveryandfoiblesofvida
life,withinfinitehumourandsagacity.ThefollowingsheetsI
he
havemodelledonhisplan,takingmelibertad
liberty,however,todifferfromhimintheejecución
execution,whereIthoughthisparticularsituationswereuncommon,extravagant,o
orpeculiartothecountryinwhichtheescena
sceneislaid.ThedisgracesofGilBlas
son
are,forthemostpart,suchasratherexcitar
excitemirththancompassion;hehimselflaughsat
ellos
them;andhistransitionsfrom
angustia
distresstohappiness,oratmenos
leastease,aresosudden,thatneitherthelector
readerhastimetopityél
him,norhimselftobeacquaintedcon
withaffliction.Thisconduct,inmy
opinión
opinion,notonlydeviatesfromprobabilidad
probability,butpreventsthatgenerousindignation,whichoughttoanimatela
thereaderagainstthesordidy
andviciousdispositionofthemundo
world.Ihaveattemptedto
representar
representmodestmeritstrugglingwithtodas las
everydifficultytowhichafriendlesshuérfano
orphanisexposed,fromhisownfalta
wantofexperience,aswellasfromtheegoísmo
selfishness,envy,malice,andbaseindiferencia
indifferenceofmankind.Tosecure
una
afavourableprepossession,Ihavepermitido
allowedhimtheadvantagesofnacimiento
birthandeducation,whichintheseriesofhismisfortuneswill,Iespero
hope,engagetheingenuousmorewarmlyinhisnombre
behalf;andthoughIforesee,that
algunas
somepeoplewillbeoffendedatthemeanscenesinwhichheisinvolucrado
involved,Ipersuademyselfthatthejudiciouswillnotonlypercibirá
perceivethenecessityofdescribingthosesituationstowhichhedebe
mustofcoursebeconfined,inhisbajo
lowestate,butalsofindentretenimiento
entertainmentinviewingthosepartsofvida
life,wherethehumoursandpassionsareundisguisedbyaffectation,ceremonia
ceremony,oreducation;andthewhimsicalpeculiaritiesof
disposición
dispositionappearasnaturehasimplantado
implantedthem.ButIbelieveI
necesito
neednottroublemyselfinvindicatinguna
apracticeauthorizedbythebestwritersinesta
thisway,someofwhomIhe
havealreadynamed.Everyintelligent
lector
readerwill,atfirstsight,percibirá
perceiveIhavenotdeviatedfromnaturaleza
natureinthefacts,whicharealltrueinthemain,aunque
althoughthecircumstancesarealteredy
anddisguised,toavoidpersonalsatire.It
ahora
nowremainstogivemyrazones
reasonsformakingthechiefpersonageofesta
thisworkaNorthBriton,whicharechieflyestos
these:Icould,ata
pequeño
smallexpense,bestowonhimsucheducación
educationasIthoughtthedignidad
dignityofhisbirthandcharacterrequería
required,whichcouldnotpossiblybeobtainedinEngland,bysuchslendermeansasla
thenatureofmyplanser
wouldafford.Inthenext
lugar
place,Icouldrepresentsimplicityofmannersinuna
aremotepartofthereino
kingdom,withmoreproprietythanincualquier
anyplacenearthecapital;y
andlastly,thedispositionoftheScots,addictedtoviajar
travelling,justifiesmyconductinderivingun
anadventurerfromthatcountry.APOLOGUE
A
joven
youngpainter,indulgingaveinofpleasantry,sketchedaespecie
kindofconversationpiece,representingaoso
bear,anowl,amonkey,y
andanass;andtorenderit
más
morestriking,humorous,andmoral,distinguió
distinguishedeveryfigurebysomeemblemofhumanvida
life.Bruinwasexhibitedin
la
thegarbandattitudeofun
anold,toothless,drunkensoldier;the
búho
owlpercheduponthehandleofacoffee-pot,con
withspectacleonnose,seemedtocontemplar
contemplateanewspaper;andtheass,ornamented
con
withahugetie-wig(which,however,podía
couldnotconcealhislongears),sentó
satforhispicturetothemono
monkey,whoappearedwiththeimplementsofpainting.Este
Thiswhimsicalgroupaffordedsomemirth,y
andmetwithgeneralapprobation,hasta que
untilsomemischievouswaghintedthatthewhole—wasuna
alampoonuponthefriendsoftheintérprete
performer;aninsinuationwhichwasnosoonercirculatedthanthosevery
personas
peoplewhoapplaudeditbeforecomenzaron
begantobealarmed,andincluso
eventofancythemselvessignifiedbytheseveralfiguresofthepieza
piece.Amongothers,aworthypersonageinyears,whohad
servido
servedinthearmywithreputación
reputation,beingincensedatthesupuesto
supposedoutrage,repairedtothelodgingofthepintor
painter,andfindinghimatcasa
home,“Harkye,Mr.Monkey,”dijo
saidhe,“Ihaveabuena
goodmindtoconvinceyou,thataunque
thoughthebearhaslosthisteeth,heconserva
retainshispaws,andthatheisnotsodrunkpero
buthecanperceiveyourimpertinence.”“Sblood!
señor
sir,thattoothlessjawisuna
ad—nedscandalouslibel—butdon’tyouimagines
imaginemesochopfallenasnottobecapaz
abletochewthecudofresentment.”Aquí
Herehewasinterruptedbythellegada
arrivalofalearnedphysician,who,avanzando
advancingtotheculpritwithfuria
furyinhisaspect,exclaimed,“Supposetheaugmentationoftheass’searsshoulddemuestre
provethediminutionofthebaboon’s—nay,seeknottoprevaricate,for,bythebeardofAesculapius!hay
thereisnotonehairinesta
thisperiwigthatwillnotpara
standupinjudgmenttoconvicttheeofpersonal
personalabuse.Dobutobserve,
capitán
captain,howthispitifullittlefellowha
hascopiedtheverycurls—thecolor
colour,indeed,isdifferent,butthentheforma
formandforetoparequitesimilar.”Mientras
Whilehethusremonstratedinatensión
strainofvociferation,avenerablesenador
senatorentered,andwaddlinguptoel
thedelinquent,“Jackanapes!”criedhe,“IwillnowlettheeseeI
puedo
canreadsomethingelsethanun
anewspaper,andthatwithoutla
thehelpofspectacles:hereisyourown
nota
noteofhand,sirrah,fordinero
money,whichifIhadnotavanzado
advanced,youyourselfwouldhaveparecido
resembledanowl,innotatreverse
daringtoshowyourfacebydía
day,youungratefulslanderousknave!”In
vano
vaintheastonishedpainterdeclaredthathetenía
hadnointentiontogiveofender
offence,ortocharacteriseparticularpersonas
persons:theyaffirmedtheresemblancewas
demasiado
toopalpabletobeoverlooked;theytaxedhim
con
withinsolence,malice,andingratitude;y
andtheirclamoursbeingoverheardbyel
thepublic,thecaptainwasaoso
bear,thedoctoranass,y
andthesenatoranowl,tohisdyingdía
day.Christianreader,Ibeseechthee,inthebowelsofthe
Señor
Lord,rememberthisexample“whilethouartemployedintheperusalofthefollowingsheets;y
andseeknottoappropriatetothyselfthatwhichigualmente
equallybelongstofivehundreddiferentes
differentpeople.Ifthoushouldstmeet
con
withacharacterthatreflectstheeinsomeungraciousparticular,guarda
keepthyowncounsel;CHAPTERI
Ofmy
Nacimiento
BirthandParentage.Iwas
nací
borninthenorthernpartofeste
thisunitedkingdom,inthecasa
houseofmygrandfather,acaballero
gentlemanofconsiderablefortuneandinfluencia
influence,whohadonmanyoccasionssignalisedhimselfinnombre
behalfofhiscountry;andwas
notable
remarkableforhisabilitiesintheley
law,whichheexercisedwithgran
greatsuccessinthestationofajuez
judge,particularlyagainstbeggars,forwhomhetenía
hadasingularaversion.My
padre
father(hisyoungestson)fallinginama
lovewithapoorrelation,whovivía
livedwiththeoldgentlemanincalidad
qualityofahousekeeper,espousedherprivately;y
andIwasthefirstfruto
fruitofthatmarriage.Duringher
embarazo
pregnancy,adreamdiscomposedmymadre
mothersomuchthathermarido
husband,tiredwithherimportunity,atfin
lastconsultedahighlandseer,cuya
whosefavourableinterpretationhewouldhabría
havesecuredbeforehandbyasoborno
bribe,butfoundhimincorruptible.She
soñó
dreamedshewasdeliveredofatennis-ball,whichthediablo
devil(who,tohergreatsorpresa
surprise,actedthepartofamidwife)golpeó
strucksoforciblywitharaqueta
racketthatitdisappearedinaninstante
instant;andshewasforsome
tiempo
timeinconsolableforthelostofherdescendencia
offspring;when,allonasudden,she
vio
behelditreturnwithequalviolencia
violence,andentertheearth,bajo
beneathherfeet,whenceimmediatelysprangupun
agoodlytreecoveredwithblossoms,la
thescentofwhichoperatedsofuertemente
stronglyonhernervesthatshedespertó
awoke.Theattentivesage,after
algunas
somedeliberation,assuredmyparents,thattheirfirstbornsería
wouldbeagreattraveller;thathewouldundergo
muchos
manydangersanddifficulties,andatfin
lastreturntohisnativetierra
land,wherehewouldflourishinfelicidad
happinessandreputation.Howtruly
esto
thiswasforetoldwillappearinla
thesequel.Itwasnotlongbeforesomeofficious
persona
personinformedmygrandfatherofcertainfamiliaritiesthatpassedentre
betweenhissonandhousekeeperwhichalarmedhimsotanto
muchthat,afewdaysdespués
after,hetoldmyfatheritwashightimeforhimtopensara
thinkofsettling;andthathehad
proporcionado
providedamatchforhim,towhichhepodría
couldinjusticehavenoobjections.My
padre
father,findingitwouldbeimposible
impossibletoconcealhissituationmuchlonger,francamente
franklyownedwhathehadhecho
done;andexcusedhimselffornothaving
pedido
askedtheconsentofhispadre
father,bysaying,heknewitsido
wouldhavebeentonopurpose;y
andthat,hadhisinclinationbeenknown,myabuelo
grandfathermighthavetakensuchmeasuresaswouldhaber
haveeffectuallyputthegratificationofitfuera
outofhispower:he
añadió
added,thatnoexceptionscouldbetakentohiswife’svirtud
virtue,birth,beauty,andgoodsentido
sense,andasforfortune,itwasbeneathhiscuidado
care.Theoldgentleman,who
guardaba
keptallhispassions,exceptone,inexcelente
excellentorder,heardhimtoanfinal
endwithgreattemper,andthencalma
calmlyasked,howheproposedtomaintainhimselfy
andspouse?Hereplied,he
podría
couldbeinnodangerofquerer
wantingwhilehisfather’stendernesspermaneciera
remained,whichheandhisesposa
wifeshouldalwayscultivatewithla
theutmostveneration;andhewas
convencido
persuadedhisallowancewouldbesuitabletothedignidad
dignityandcircumstancesofhisfamilia
family,andtotheprovisionalreadymadeforhisbrothersy
andsisters,whowerehappilysettledbajo
underhisprotection.“Yourbrothers
y
andsisters,”saidmygrandfather,“didnotpensaron
thinkitbeneaththemtoconsultmeinun
anaffairofsuchimportanceasmatrimonio
matrimony;neither,Isuppose,wouldyouhaveomitted
ese
thatpieceofduty,hadyounotsomesecreto
secretfundinreserve;tothecomfortsofwhichI
dejo
leaveyou,withadesirethatyouser
willthisnightseekoutotra
anotherhabitationforyourselfandesposa
wife,whither,inashorttiempo
time,Iwillsendyouanaccountofthegastos
expenseIhavebeenatinyoureducación
education,withaviewofbeingreimbursed.Señor
Sir,youhavemadethegrandtour—youareun
apolitegentleman—averyprettygentleman—Ideseo
wishyouagreatdealofalegría
joy,andamyourveryhumilde
humbleservant.”Sosaying,he
dejó
leftmyfatherinasituación
situationeasilyimagined.However,hedidnotlong
dudó
hesitate;for,beingperfectlywellacquainted
con
withhisfather’sdisposition,hedidnotdudó
doubtthathewasgladofesta
thispretencetogetridofhim;y
andhisresolvesbeingasinvariableasthelawsoftheMedesy
andPersians,heknewiteran
wouldbetonopurposetoattempthimbyprayersy
andentreaties;sowithoutany
más
fartherapplication,hebetookhimself,con
withhisdisconsolatebedfellowtoagranja
farm-house,whereanoldservantofhismadre
motherdwelt:theretheyremainedsome
tiempo
timeinasituationbutmal
illadaptedtotheeleganceoftheirdesiresy
andtendernessoftheirlove;whichneverthelessmyfatherchosetoendure,ratherthansupplicate
un
anunnaturalandinflexibleparentpero
butmymother,foreseeingtheinconveniencestowhichshedebe
musthavebeenexposed,hadshebeendeliveredineste
thisplace(andherpregnancywasmuy
veryfaradvanced),withoutcommunicatingherdiseño
designtoherhusband,wentindisguisetothecasa
houseofmygrandfather,hopingthathertearsy
andconditionwouldmovehimtocompassion,y
andreconcilehimtoanevento
eventwhichwasnowirrecoverablypast.She
encontró
foundmeanstodeceivetheservants,y
andgetintroducedasanunfortunatedama
lady,whowantedtocomplainofalgunas
somematrimonialgrievances,itbeingmygrandfather’sparticular
particularprovincetodecideintodos
allcasesofscandal.Shewas
en consecuencia
accordinglyadmittedintohispresence,donde
where,discoveringherself,shefellathispies
feet,andinthemostaffectingmanera
mannerimploredhisforgiveness;atthe
mismo
sametimerepresentingthedangerthatamenazaba
threatenednotonlyherlife,sino
butthatofhisownnieto
grandchild,whichwasabouttover
seethelight.Hetoldherhewassorrythat
la
theindiscretionofherandhishijo
sonhadcompelledhimtohacer
makeavow,whichputitfuera
outofhispowertogivethemcualquier
anyassistance;thathehadalreadyimpartedhisthoughtson
ese
thatsubjecttoherhusband,y
andwassurprisedthattheydeberían
shoulddisturbhispeacewithcualquier
anyfartherimportunity.Thissaid,he
retiró
retired.Theviolenceofmymother’saffliction
tuvo
hadsuchaneffectonherconstitución
constitutionthatshewasimmediatelyseizedwiththepainsofchildbed;y
andhadnotanoldmaidservant,towhomshewasmuy
verydear,affordedherpityy
andassistance,atthehazardofincurringmygrandfather’sdispleasure,shey
andtheinnocentfruitofhervientre
wombmusthavefallenmiserablevictimstohisrigoury
andinhumanity.Bythefriendshipof
esta
thispoorwomanshewascarrieduptoun
agarret,andimmediatelydeliveredofun
amanchild,thestoryofcuya
whoseunfortunatebirthhehimselfahora
nowrelates.Myfather,beinginformedofwhathad
ocurrido
happened,flewtotheembracesofhisdarlingspouse,y
andwhileheloadedhisdescendencia
offspringwithpaternalembraces,couldnotforbearsheddingainundación
floodoftearsonbeholdingthedearpartnerofhiscorazón
heart(forwhoseeasehewouldhavesacrificado
sacrificedthetreasuresoftheeast)stretcheduponarebaño
flockbed,inamiserableapartamento
apartment,unabletoprotectherfromtheinclemenciesofthetiempo
weather.Itisnottobe
suponer
supposedthattheoldgentlemanwasignorante
ignorantofwhatpassed,thoughheaffectedtosaber
knownothingofthematter,y
andpretendedtobeverymuchsorprendido
surprised,whenoneofhisnietos
grandchildren,byhiseldestsondeceased,whovivía
livedwithhimashisheredero
heirapparent,acquaintedhimwithel
theaffair;hedeterminedthereforeto
observar
observenomedium,butimmediately(onthetercer
thirddayafterherdelivery)envió
sentheraperemptoryordertobefuera
gone,andturnedoffthesiervo
servantwhohadpreservedhervida
life.Thisbehavioursoexasperatedmy
padre
fatherthathehadrecoursetolas
themostdreadfulimprecations;andonhisbareknees
suplicó
imploredthatHeavenwouldrenouncehimsi
ifeverheshouldforgeto
orforgivethebarbarityofhissire.Theinjurieswhich
esta
thisunhappymotherreceivedfromherremovalinsuchcircumstances,y
andthewantofnecessariesdonde
whereshelodged,togetherwithherdolor
griefandanxietyofmind,pronto
soonthrewherintoalanguishingdesorden
disorder,whichputanendtohervida
life.Myfather,wholovedhertenderly,wasso
afectado
affectedwithherdeaththathepermaneció
remainedsixweeksdeprivedofhissenses;durante
duringwhichtime,thepeopledonde
wherehelodgedcarriedthebebé
infanttotheoldmanwhorelentedsofar,onoír
hearingthemelancholystoryofhisdaughter-in-law’smuerte
death,andthedeplorableconditionofhisson,astoenvió
sendthechildtonurse,y
andheorderedmyfathertobecarriedhometohishouse,donde
wherehesoonrecoveredtheuso
useofhisreason.Whether
este
thishardheartedjudgefeltanyremordimiento
remorseforhiscrueltreatmentofhishijo
sonanddaughter,or(whichismás
moreprobable)wasafraidhischaracterwouldsufriera
sufferintheneighbourhood,heprofessedgran
greatsorrowforhisconducttomypadre
father,whosedeliriumwassucceededbyuna
aprofoundmelancholyandreserve.Atlengthhe
desapareció
disappeared,and,notwithstandingallimaginableinvestigación
inquiry,couldnotbeheardde
of;acircumstancewhichconfirmed
mayoría
mostpeopleintheopinionofhishabía
havingmadeawaywithhimselfinafitofdesesperación
despair.CHAPTERII
Igrowup—am
odiado
hatedbymyRelations—senttoSchool—neglectedbymyGrandfather—maltreatedbymyMaster—seasonedtoAdversity—Iformo
formCabalsagainstthePedant—amdebarredAcceso
AccesstomyGrandfather—huntedbyhisHeir—Iderribo
demolishtheTeethofhisTutor
Tutor.Therewerenotwanting
algunos
somewhosuspectedmyunclesofbeingconcernedinmyfather’sdestino
fate,onthesuppositionthattheywouldtodos
allshareinthepatrimonydestinedforél
him;andthisconjecturewas
fortaleció
strengthenedbyreflectingthatintodas
allhiscalamitiestheyneverdescubrieron
discoveredtheleastinclinationtoservirle
servehim;but,onthecontrary,by
todos
alltheartificesintheirpoder
power,fedhisresentmentandapoyaron
supportedhisresolutionofleavinghimtomiseria
miseryandwant.Butpeopleof
juicio
judgmenttreatedthisinsinuationasuna
anidlechimera;because,hadmyrelationsbeensowickedasto
consultar
consulttheirinterestbycommittingtan
suchanatrociouscrime,thedestino
fateofmyfatherwouldhaveextendido
extendedtometoowhosevida
lifewasanotherobstacletotheirexpectativa
expectation.Meanwhile,Igrewapace,
y
andasIstronglyresembledmypadre
father,whowasthedarlingofthetenants,Iwantednada
nothingwhichtheirindigentcircumstancespodían
couldafford:buttheirfavourwas
un
aweakresourceagainstthejealousenmityofmycousins;who
el
themoremyinfancypromised,concebía
conceivedthemoreimplacablehatredcontra
againstme:andbeforeIwas
seis
sixyearsofage,hadsoeffectuallyblockadedmyabuelo
grandfatherthatIneversawhimbutbystealth,cuando
whenIsometimesmadeuptohissilla
chairashesattoviewhislabourersinthecampo
field:onwhichoccasionhe
fuera
wouldstrokemyhead,bidmebeun
agoodboy,andpromisetotakecareofme.Iwassoon
después
aftersenttoschoolatun
avillagehardby,ofwhichhehabía
hadbeendictatortimeoutofmind;pero
butasheneverpaidformyboard,ni
norsuppliedmewithclothes,books,y
andothernecessariesIrequired,mycondición
conditionwasveryraggedandcontemptible,y
andtheschoolmaster,who,throughmiedo
fearofmygrandfather,taughtmegratis,gavehimselfno
noconcernabouttheprogressIhice
madeunderhisinstruction.Inspiteof
todas
allthesedifficultiesanddisgraces,Ibecameun
agoodproficientintheLatinlengua
tongue;and,assoonasI
pude
couldwritetolerably,pesteredmyabuelo
grandfatherwithletterstosuchagrado
degreethathesentformymaestro
master,andchidhimseverelyforbestowingsuchpainsonmyeducación
education,tellinghimthat,ifeverIshouldbellevado
broughttothegallowsforfalsificación
forgery,whichhehadtaughtmetocometer
commit,mybloodwouldlieonhiscabeza
head.Thepedant,whodreaded
nada
nothingmorethanthedispleasureofhispatrón
patron,assuredhishonourthattheboy’shabilidad
abilitywasmoreowingtohispropio
owngeniusandapplicationthantocualquier
anyinstructionorencouragementherecibiera
received;that,althoughhecouldnotdivesthimofthe
conocimiento
knowledgehehadalreadyimbibed,a menos que
unlesshewouldempowerhimtodesactivar
disablehisfingers,heshouldendeavour,con
withGod’shelp,topreventhisfuturemejora
improvement.And,indeed,hepunctuallyperformedwhathe
había
hadundertaken;for,onpretencethatI
había
hadwrittenimpertinentletterstomyabuelo
grandfather,hecausedaboardtobemadecon
withfiveholesinit,a través de
throughwhichhethrustthefingersy
andthumbofmyrightmano
hand,andfasteneditbywhipcordtomymuñeca
wrist,insuchamanneraseffectuallydebarredmetheuso
useofmypen.But
esta
thisrestraintIwasfreedfrominapocos
fewdays,byanaccidentwhichocurrió
happenedinaquarrelbetweenmey
andanotherboy;who,takinguponhimto
insultar
insultmypoverty,Iwassoincensedathisungenerousreproachthatcon
withonestrokewithmymáquina
machineIcuthimtoel
theskull,tothegreatterrorofmyselfy
andschoolfellows,wholefthimbleedingonel
theground,andrantoinformar
informthemasterofwhathabía
hadhappened.Iwasso
severamente
severelypunishedforthistrespassthat,wereItoviviera
livetotheageofMethusalem,la
theimpressionitmadeonmefui
wouldnotbeeffaced;the
más
morethantheantipathyandhorror
horrorIconceivedforthedespiadado
mercilesstyrantwhoinflictedit.The
desprecio
contemptwhichmyappearancenaturallyproducía
producedinallwhosawme,thecontinualwantstowhichIwasexpuesto
exposed,andmyownhaughtydisposición
disposition,impatientofaffronts,involvedmeinamil
thousandtroublesomeadventures,bywhichIwasatlengthinuredinadversidad
adversity,andemboldenedtoundertakingsfarencima
abovemyyears.IwasofteninhumanlyscourgedforcrimesIdidnot
cometido
commit,because,havingthecharacterofun
avagabondinthevillage,cada
everypieceofmischief,whoseautor
authorlayunknown,waschargeduponmí
me.Ihavebeenfound
culpable
guiltyofrobbingorchardsInunca
neverentered,ofkillingcatsInunca
neverhunted,ofstealinggingerbreadInunca
nevertouched,andofabusingoldwomenInunca
neversaw.Nay,astammering
carpintero
carpenterhadeloquenceenoughtopersuadir
persuademymasterthatIdisparé
firedapistolloadedwithsmalldisparé
shotintohiswindow;thoughmylandlady
y
andthewholefamilyboretestimonio
witnessthatIwasabedfastdormido
asleepatthetimewheneste
thisoutragewascommitted.Iwas
una vez
oncefloggedforhavingnarrowlyescapado
escapeddrowning,bythesinkingofaferry
ferryboatinwhichIwaspasajero
passenger.Anothertime,forhaving
recuperado
recoveredofabruiseoccasionedbyun
ahorseandcartrunningoverme
me.Athirdtime,forbeing
mordido
bittenbyabaker’sdog.Inshort,
si
whetherIwasguiltyordesafortunado
unfortunate,thecorrectionandsympathyofeste
thisarbitrarypedagoguewerethesame.Lejos
Farfrombeingsubduedbyeste
thisinformalusage,myindignationtriunfó
triumphedoverthatslavishawewhichhabía
hadhithertoenforcedmyobedience;y
andthemoremyyearsy
andknowledgeincreased,themoreIpercibía
perceivedtheinjusticeandbarbarityofhisbehaviour.Bythe
ayuda
helpofanuncommongenius,y
andtheadviceanddirectionofourusher
usher,whohadservedmypadre
fatherinhistravels,Ihice
madeasurprisingprogressintheclásicos
classics,writing,andarithmetic;sothat,beforeIwastwelveyearsold,Iwas
permitía
allowedbyeverybodytobethemejor
bestscholarintheschool.Esta
Thisqualification,togetherwiththeboldnessoftemperamento
temperandstrengthofmakewhichhabía
hadsubjectedalmostallmycontemporaries,dio
gavemesuchinfluenceoverthemthatIcomencé
begantoformcabalsagainstmypersecutor;y
andwasinhopeof,beingcapaz
abletobidhimdefianceinun
averyshorttime.Beingat
la
theheadofafaction,consistingofthirtyboys,mayoría
mostofthemofmyownage,Iwasdecidido
determinedtoputtheirmettletoprueba
trial,thatImightknowhowfartheyweretobedependedupon,beforeIponer
putmygrandschemeinejecución
execution:withthisview,we
atacamos
attackedabodyofstoutapprentices,whohabían
hadtakenpossessionofaparte
partofthegroundallottedtousforel
theschemeofourdiversions,y
andwhowerethenplayingatninepinsonel
thespot;butIhadthemortificationto
ver
seemyadherentsroutedinaninstante
instant,andalegofoneofthemrompió
brokeinhisflightbythecuenco
bowl,whichoneofouradversarieshaddetachedinpersecución
pursuitofus.Thisdiscomfituredidnot
impidió
hinderusfromengagingthemdespués
afterwardsinfrequentskirmishes,whichwemantuvimos
maintainedbythrowingstonesatadistancia
distance,whereinIreceivedmanywounds,las
thescarsofwhichstillpermanecen
remain.Ourenemiesweresoharassed
y
andinterruptedbythesealarmsthattheyatlastabandonaron
abandonedtheirconquest,andleftustothepeaceablegoce
enjoymentofourownterritories.It
sería
wouldbeendlesstoenumeratetheexploitswerealizamos
performedinthecourseofesta
thisconfederacy,whichbecametheterrorofthewholealdea
village;insomuchthat,whendifferent
intereses
interestsdividedit,oneofthepartiescomúnmente
commonlycourtedtheassistanceofRoderickRandom(bywhichnombre
nameIwasknown)tocastthebalanza
balance,andkeeptheoppositefacción
factioninawe.Meanwhile,Itook
el
theadvantageofeveryplay-daytopresentmyselfbeforemyabuelo
grandfather,towhomIseldomfoundacceso
access,byreasonofhisbeingestrechamente
closelybesiegedbyanumerousfamilia
familyofhisfemalegrandchildren,who,aunque
thoughtheyperpetuallyquarrelledamongthemselves,nunca
neverfailedtojoinagainstme,asel
thecommonenemyofall.His
heredero
heir,whowasabouttheageofeighteen,importaba
mindednothingbutfox-hunting,andhecho
indeedwasqualifiedfornothingelse,notwithstandinghisgrandfather’sindulgencia
indulgenceinentertainingatutorforhimatcasa
home;whoatthesame
tiempo
timeperformedtheofficeofparishsecretario
clerk.ThisyoungActaeon,who
heredó
inheritedhisgrandfather’santipathytotodo
everythingindistress,neversateyesonmesin
withoutuncouplinghisbeagles,andhuntingmeintosomecabaña
cottageorother,whitherIgeneralmente
generallyfledforshelter.In
esta
thisChristianamusementhewasalentado
encouragedbyhispreceptor,who,no
nodoubt,tooksuchopportunitiestoingratiatehimselfcon
withtherisingsun,observing,thattheviejo
oldgentleman,accordingtothecurso
courseofnature,hadnottiempo
longtolive,forhewasalreadyontheborde
vergeoffourscore.CHAPTERIII
MyMother’s
Hermano
Brotherarrives—relievesme—aDescriptionofhim—hegoesalongcon
withmetotheHouseofmyGrandfather—isencuentra
encounteredbyhisDogs—defeatsthem,afterasangriento
bloodyEngagement—isadmittedtotheviejo
oldGentleman—aDialoguebetweenthem.About
este
thistimemymother’sonlyhermano
brother,whohadbeenlongextranjero
abroad,lieutenantofaman-of-war,llegó
arrivedinhisowncountry;wherebeing
informado
informedofmycondition,hevino
cametoseeme,andoutofhisslenderfinancesnotsólo
onlysuppliedmewithwhatnecessariesIwantedforel
thepresent,butresolvednottoleaveel
thecountryuntilhehadprevailedonmyabuelo
grandfathertosettlesomethinghandsomeforel
thefuture.Thiswasa
tarea
tasktowhichhewasbyno
nomeansequal,beingentirelyignorante
ignorant,notonlyofthejudge’sdisposición
disposition,butalsoofthewaysofmeningeneral
general,towhichhiseducationonbordo
boardhadkepthimanutterextraño
stranger.Hewasastrongbuilt
hombre
man,somewhatbandylegged,withacuello
necklikethatofatoro
bull,andafacewhich(youmighteasilyperceive)había
hadwithstoodthemostobstinateassaultsofthetiempo
weather.Hisdressconsistedofasoldier’s
abrigo
coatalteredforhimbytheship’ssastre
tailor,astripedflanneljacket,apar
pairofredbreechesspannedcon
withpitch,cleangrayworstedstockings,largesilverbucklesthatcubrían
coveredthree-fourthsofhisshoes,asilver-lacedsombrero
hat,whosecrownoverlookedthebrimsaboutanpulgada
inchandahalf,blackbobwiginhebilla
buckle,acheckshirt,asilkpañuelo
handkerchief,ahanger,withabronce
brasshandle,girdedtohismuslo
thighbyafurnishedlacecinturón
belt,andagoodoakplantunderhisarm.Thusequipped,hesetoutwithme(whobyhis
generosidad
bountymadeaverydecentaparición
appearance)formygrandfather’shouse,donde
whereweweresalutedbyJowlery
andCaesar,whommycousin,joven
youngmaster,hadletlooseatourapproach.Being
bien
wellacquaintedwiththeinveteracyofestas
thesecurs,Iwasabouttobetakemyselftomyheels,cuando
whenmyuncleseizedmecon
withonehand,brandishedhiscudgelcon
withtheother,andatonegolpe
blowlaidCaesarsprawlingonthesuelo
ground;but,findinghimselfattackedat
la
thesametimeintherearbyJowler,y
andfearingCaesarmightrecover,hedrewhispercha
hanger,wheeledabout,andbyun
aluckystrokeseveredJowler’scabeza
headfromhisbody.Bythis
momento
time,theyoungfoxhunterandtres
threeservants,armedwithpitchforksy
andflails,werecometotheayuda
assistanceofthedogs,whomtheyencontraron
foundbreathlessuponthefield;y
andmycousinwassoprovocado
provokedatthedeathofhisfavourites,thatheordenó
orderedhisattendantstoadvance,y
andtakevengeanceontheirverdugo
executioner,whomheloadedwithtodas
allthecursesandreproacheshisira
angercouldsuggest.Uponwhichmyunclesteppedforwards
con
withanundauntedair,atthevista
sightofwhosebloodyweaponshisantagonistscayeron
fellbackwithprecipitation,whenheaccostedtheirlíder
leaderthus:.“Lookee,brother,yourdogs
han
havingboardedmewithoutprovocation,whatIhice
didwasinmyowndefensa
defence.Soyouhadbestbecivil,
y
andletusshootacabeza
head,clearofyou.”Whether
el
theyoungsquiremisinterpretedmyuncle’sdeseo
desireofpeace,orwasenragedatel
thefateofhishoundsbeyondhisusualtono
pitchofresolution,Iknownot;pero
buthesnatchedaflailfromoneofhisfollowers,y
andcameupwithaespectáculo
showofassaultingthelieutenant,who,puttinghimselfinapostura
postureofdefence,proceededthus:“Lookee,youlubberly
hijo
sonofaw—e,ifyouvienes
comeathwartme,’wareyourgingerbreadtrabajo
work.I’llbefoulofyourquarter,d—nme.”
Esta
Thisdeclaration,followedbyaflorecimiento
flourishofhishanger,seemedtochecktheprogreso
progressoftheyounggentleman’scholer,who,mirando
lookingbehindhim,perceivedhisattendantshabían
hadslunkintothehouse,cerraron
shutthegate,andlefthimtodecidir
decidethecontentionbyhimself.Aquí
Hereaparleyensued,whichwasintroducedbymycousin’spreguntando
asking,“Whothedevilareyou?Whatdoyou
quieres
want?Somescoundrelofaseaman,I
supongo
suppose,whohasdesertedandconvertido
turnedthief.Butdon’tthinkyoushall
escaparás
escape,sirrah—I’llhaveyouhang’d,youperro
dog,Iwill.Yourbloodshall
pagará
payforthatofmydos
twohounds,youragamuffin.Iwouldnot
habría
havepartedwiththemtosalvar
saveyourwholegenerationfromla
thegallows,youruffian,you!”“Noneofyour
mandíbula
jaw,youswab—noneofyourjaw,”respondió
repliedmyuncle,“elseIshalltrimyourlacedchaqueta
jacketforyou.Ishall
frotaré
rubyoudownwithanoakentoalla
towel,myboy,Ishall.”So
diciendo
saying,hesheathedhishanger,y
andgraspedhiscudgel.