THEAUTHOR’SPREFACE
Ofallkindsofsatire,
ni
thereisnonesoentertainingin
anduniversallyimproving,asthatwhichisintroduced,asitwereoccasionally,inthecourseofaninterestingstory,whichbringsvsako
everyincidenthometolife,in
andbyrepresentingfamiliarscenesinanuncommonin
andamusingpointofview,investsthemwithallthegracesofnovelty,medtem ko
whilenatureisappealedtoinvsako
everyparticular.Thereadergratifieshiscuriosityinpursuingtheadventuresofa
osebe
personinwhosefavourheisprepossessed;heespouseshiscause,hesympathises
z
withhiminhisdistress,hisindignationisheatedproti
againsttheauthorsofhiscalamity:thehumanepassionsareinflamed;
thecontrast
med
betweendejectedvirtueandinsultingviceappearswithgreateraggravation,in
andeveryimpressionhavingadoubleforceontheimagination,thememoryretainsthecircumstance,in
andtheheartimprovesbytheexample.Theattentionisnottired
z
withabarecatalogueofcharacters,ampak
butagreeablydivertedwithallthevarietyofinvention;in
andthevicissitudesoflifeappearintheirpeculiarcircumstances,openinganamplefieldforwitin
andhumour.Romance,nodoubt,owesitsorigintoignorance,vanity,
in
andsuperstition.InthedarkagesoftheWorld,
ko
whenamanhadrenderedhimselffamousforwisdomali
orvalour,hisfamilyandadherentsavailedthemselvesofhissuperiorqualities,magnifiedhisvirtues,in
andrepresentedhischaracterandosebo
personassacredandsupernatural.Je
Thevulgareasilyswallowedthebait,imploredhisprotection,in
andyieldedthetributeofhomagein
andpraise,eventoadoration;hisexploitswerehandeddowntoposterity
z
withathousandexaggerations;theywererepeatedasincitementstovirtue;
divinehonourswerepaid,
in
andaltarserectedtohismemory,fortheencouragementofthoseki
whoattemptedtoimitatehisexample;in
andhencearosetheheathenmythology,ki
whichisnootherthanacollectionofextravagantromances.Aslearningadvanced,
in
andgeniusreceivedcultivation,thesestorieswereembellishedz
withthegracesofpoetry,thattheymightje
thebetterrecommendthemselvestoje
theattention;theyweresunginpublic,atfestivals,fortheinstruction
in
anddelightoftheaudience;in
andrehearsedbeforebattle,asincentivestodeedsofglory.Thustragedy
in
andtheepicmusewereborn,in
and,intheprogressoftaste,arrivedatperfection.Itis
ni
nowonderthattheancientscouldnotrelishafableinprose,aftertheyhadseensomanyremarkableeventscelebratedinversebytheirnajboljši
bestpoets;wethereforefind
ne
noromanceamongthemduringtheeraoftheirexcellence,unlesstheCyropædiaofXenophonlahko
maybesocalled;anditwasnottillarts
in
andsciencesbegantorevivepo
aftertheirruptionofthebarbariansintoEurope,thatanythingofthiskindappeared.Toda
Butwhenthemindsofmenweredebauchedbytheimpositionofpriestcrafttothenajbolj
mostabsurdpitchofcredulity,theauthorsofromancearose,in
andlosingsightofprobability,filledtheirperformanceswiththenajbolj
mostmonstroushyperboles.Iftheycouldnotequaltheancientpoetsinpointofgeniustheywereresolvedtoexceltheminfiction,
in
andapplytothewonder,ratherthanthejudgment,oftheirreaders.Accordingly,theybroughtnecromancytotheiraid,
in
andinsteadofsupportingthecharacteroftheirheroesbydignityofsentimentin
andpractice,distinguishedthembytheirbodilystrength,activity,in
andextravaganceofbehaviour.Although
nič
nothingcouldbemoreludicrousin
andunnaturalthanthefigurestheydrew,theydidnotželeli
wantpatronsandadmirers;andthe
svet
worldactuallybegantobeinfectedwiththespiritofknight-errantry,ko
whenCervantes,byaninimitablepieceofridicule,reformedthetasteofmankind,representingchivalryintherightpointofview,in
andconvertingromancetopurposesveliko
farmoreusefulandentertaining,bymakingitassumethesock,in
andpointoutthefolliesofordinarylife.Je
Thesamemethodhasbeenpractisedbydrugih
otherSpanishandFrenchauthors,in
andbynonemoresuccessfullykot
thanbyMonsieurLeSage,ki
who,inhisAdventuresofGilBlas,hasdescribedje
theknaveryandfoiblesoflife,s
withinfinitehumourandsagacity.ThefollowingsheetsI
so
havemodelledonhisplan,takingmeliberty,however,todifferfromhimintheexecution,kjer
whereIthoughthisparticularsituationswereuncommon,extravagant,ali
orpeculiartothecountryinwhichthesceneislaid.ThedisgracesofGilBlasare,forthemostpart,suchasratherexcitemirththancompassion;
hehimselflaughsat
jim
them;andhistransitionsfromdistresstohappiness,
ali
oratleastease,aresosudden,thatneitherje
thereaderhastimetopityga
him,norhimselftobeacquainteds
withaffliction.Thisconduct,inmyopinion,notonlydeviatesfromprobability,
ampak
butpreventsthatgenerousindignation,whichoughttoanimatethereaderproti
againstthesordidandviciousdispositionofthesveta
world.Ihaveattemptedtorepresentmodestmeritstruggling
z
witheverydifficultytowhichafriendlessorphanisexposed,fromhisownwantofexperience,astudi
wellasfromtheselfishness,envy,malice,in
andbaseindifferenceofmankind.Tosecureafavourableprepossession,Ihaveallowedhimtheadvantagesofbirth
in
andeducation,whichintheseriesofhismisfortunesbo
will,Ihope,engagetheingenuousbolj
morewarmlyinhisbehalf;in
andthoughIforesee,thatsomepeoplewillbeoffendedatthemeanscenesinwhichheisinvolved,Ipersuademyselfthatthejudiciouswillnotsamo
onlyperceivethenecessityofdescribingthosesituationstowhichhemora
mustofcoursebeconfined,inhislowestate,ampak
butalsofindentertainmentinviewingthosepartsoflife,kjer
wherethehumoursandpassionsareundisguisedbyaffectation,ceremony,ali
oreducation;andthewhimsicalpeculiaritiesofdispositionappearasnaturehasimplanted
jih
them.ButIbelieveI
treba
neednottroublemyselfinvindicatingapracticeauthorizedbythenajboljši
bestwritersinthisway,nekatere
someofwhomIhaveže
alreadynamed.Everyintelligentreader
bo
will,atfirstsight,perceiveIhavenotdeviatedfromnatureinthefacts,ki
whicharealltrueinthemain,althoughthecircumstancesarealteredin
anddisguised,toavoidpersonalsatire.It
zdaj
nowremainstogivemyreasonsformakingthechiefpersonageofthisdela
workaNorthBriton,whicharechieflyti
these:Icould,atasmallexpense,bestowonhimsucheducationasIthoughtthedignityofhisbirth
in
andcharacterrequired,whichcouldnotpossiblybeobtainedinEngland,bysuchslendermeansasthenatureofmyplanwouldafford.Inthenext
mestu
place,Icouldrepresentsimplicityofmannersinaremotedelu
partofthekingdom,withbolj
moreproprietythaninanymestu
placenearthecapital;andlastly,thedispositionoftheScots,addictedtotravelling,justifiesmyconductinderivinganadventurerfrom
ki
thatcountry.APOLOGUE
Ayoungpainter,indulgingaveinofpleasantry,sketchedakindofconversationpiece,representingabear,anowl,amonkey,
in
andanass;andtorenderit
bolj
morestriking,humorous,andmoral,distinguishedvsako
everyfigurebysomeemblemofhumanlife.Bruinwasexhibitedinthegarb
in
andattitudeofanold,toothless,drunkensoldier;theowlpercheduponthehandleofacoffee-pot,
s
withspectacleonnose,seemedtocontemplateanewspaper;in
andtheass,ornamentedwithahugetie-wig(which,however,couldnotconcealhislongears),satforhispicturetothemonkey,whoappearedz
withtheimplementsofpainting.Ta
Thiswhimsicalgroupaffordedsomemirth,in
andmetwithgeneralapprobation,dokler
untilsomemischievouswaghintedda
thatthewhole—wasalampoonuponthefriendsoftheperformer;aninsinuationwhichwasnosoonercirculatedthan
tiste
thoseverypeoplewhoapplaudeditbeforebegantobealarmed,in
andeventofancythemselvessignifiedbytheseveralfiguresofthepiece.Amongothers,aworthypersonageinyears,whohadservedinthearmy
z
withreputation,beingincensedatthesupposedoutrage,repairedtothelodgingofthepainter,in
andfindinghimathome,“Harkye,Mr.Monkey,”saidhe,“Ihaveadober
goodmindtoconvinceyou,thatčeprav
thoughthebearhaslosthisteeth,heretainshispaws,in
andthatheisnotsodrunkvendar
buthecanperceiveyourimpertinence.”“Sblood!
gospod
sir,thattoothlessjawisad—nedscandalouslibel—butdon’tyouimaginemesochopfallenasnottobeabletochewthecudofresentment.”Tukaj
Herehewasinterruptedbythearrivalofalearnedphysician,ki
who,advancingtotheculpritwithfuryinhisaspect,exclaimed,“Supposetheaugmentationoftheass’searsshouldprovethediminutionofthebaboon’s—nay,seeknottoprevaricate,for,bythebeardofAesculapius!ni
thereisnotonehairinthisperiwigki
thatwillnotstandupinjudgmenttoconvicttheeofpersonalabuse.Do
vendar
butobserve,captain,howthispitifulmali
littlefellowhascopiedtheverycurls—thecolour,indeed,isdifferent,vendar
butthentheformandforetoparequitesimilar.”Medtem ko
Whilehethusremonstratedinastrainofvociferation,avenerablesenatorentered,in
andwaddlinguptothedelinquent,“Jackanapes!”criedhe,“IwillnowlettheeseeI
lahko
canreadsomethingelsethananewspaper,in
andthatwithoutthehelpofspectacles:tukaj
hereisyourownnoteofhand,sirrah,fordenar
money,whichifIhadnotadvanced,youyourselfwouldhaveresembledanowl,innotdaringtoshowyourfacebyday,youungratefulslanderousknave!”Invaintheastonishedpainterdeclaredthathehad
ni
nointentiontogiveoffence,ali
ortocharacteriseparticularpersons:theyaffirmed
je
theresemblancewastoopalpabletobeoverlooked;theytaxedhim
z
withinsolence,malice,andingratitude;andtheirclamoursbeingoverheardbythepublic,thecaptainwasabear,the
zdravnik
doctoranass,andthesenatoranowl,tohisdyingday.Christianreader,Ibeseechthee,inthebowelsoftheLord,rememberthisexample“whilethouartemployedintheperusalofthefollowingsheets;
in
andseeknottoappropriatetothyselfthatkar
whichequallybelongstofivehundreddifferentpeople.Če
Ifthoushouldstmeetwithacharacterki
thatreflectstheeinsomeungraciousparticular,keepthyowncounsel;CHAPTERI
OfmyBirth
in
andParentage.Iwasborninthenorthern
delu
partofthisunitedkingdom,inthehiši
houseofmygrandfather,agentlemanofconsiderablefortunein
andinfluence,whohadonštevilnih
manyoccasionssignalisedhimselfinbehalfofhiscountry;andwasremarkableforhisabilitiesinthelaw,
ki
whichheexercisedwithgreatsuccessinthestationofajudge,particularlyproti
againstbeggars,forwhomhehadasingularaversion.My
oče
father(hisyoungestson)fallinginloves
withapoorrelation,wholiveds
withtheoldgentlemaninqualityofahousekeeper,espousedherprivately;in
andIwasthefirstfruitofthatmarriage.Duringherpregnancy,a
sanje
dreamdiscomposedmymothersomuchthatherhusband,tiredwithherimportunity,atlastconsultedahighlandseer,whosefavourableinterpretationhewouldhavesecuredbeforehandbyabribe,vendar
butfoundhimincorruptible.Shedreamedshewasdeliveredofatennis-ball,whichthedevil(who,toher
veliko
greatsurprise,actedthepartofamidwife)strucksoforciblyz
witharacketthatitdisappearedinaninstant;in
andshewasforsomečasa
timeinconsolableforthelostofheroffspring;ko
when,allonasudden,shebehelditreturnz
withequalviolence,andentertheearth,beneathherfeet,whenceimmediatelysprangupagoodlytreecoveredz
withblossoms,thescentofwhichoperatedsostronglyonhernervesda
thatsheawoke.Theattentivesage,
po
aftersomedeliberation,assuredmyparents,da
thattheirfirstbornwouldbeagreattraveller;thathewouldundergo
veliko
manydangersanddifficulties,andatlastreturntohisnativeland,kjer
wherehewouldflourishinhappinessin
andreputation.Howtrulythiswasforetold
bo
willappearinthesequel.Itwasnot
dolgo
longbeforesomeofficiouspersoninformedmygrandfatherofcertainfamiliaritiesthatpassedmed
betweenhissonandhousekeeperwhichalarmedhimsomuchthat,afewdaysafter,hetoldmyočetu
fatheritwashightimeforhimtothinkofsettling;in
andthathehadprovidedamatchformu
him,towhichhecouldinjusticeimeti
havenoobjections.Myfather,findingitwouldbeimpossibletoconcealhissituationmuchlonger,franklyownedwhathehaddone;
in
andexcusedhimselffornothavingaskedtheconsentofhisočeta
father,bysaying,heknewitwouldhavebeentoni
nopurpose;andthat,hadhisinclinationbeenknown,mygrandfathermighthavetaken
takšne
suchmeasuresaswouldhaveeffectuallyputthegratificationofitoutofhispower:headded,that
ni
noexceptionscouldbetakentohiswife’svirtue,birth,beauty,in
andgoodsense,andasforfortune,itwasbeneathhiscare.The
stari
oldgentleman,whokeptallhispassions,exceptone,inexcellentorder,heardhimtoankonca
endwithgreattemper,andthencalmlyasked,kako
howheproposedtomaintainhimselfin
andspouse?Hereplied,hecouldbein
ne
nodangerofwantingwhilehisfather’stendernessremained,ki
whichheandhiswifeshouldvedno
alwayscultivatewiththeutmostveneration;andhewaspersuadedhisallowancewouldbesuitabletothedignityandcircumstancesofhisfamily,andtotheprovision
že
alreadymadeforhisbrothersandsisters,ki
whowerehappilysettledunderhisprotection.“Yourbrothers
in
andsisters,”saidmygrandfather,“didnotthinkitbeneaththemtoconsultmeinje
anaffairofsuchimportanceasmatrimony;neither,Isuppose,wouldyouhaveomitted
da
thatpieceofduty,hadyounotsomesecretfundinreserve;tothecomfortsofwhichIleaveyou,
z
withadesirethatyouwillthisnightseekoutdrugo
anotherhabitationforyourselfandženo
wife,whither,inashorttime,IwillsendyouanaccountoftheexpenseIhavebeenatinyoureducation,z
withaviewofbeingreimbursed.Gospod
Sir,youhavemadethegrandtour—youareapolitegentleman—azelo
veryprettygentleman—Iwishyouaveliko
greatdealofjoy,andamyourzelo
veryhumbleservant.”Sosaying,heleftmy
očeta
fatherinasituationeasilyimagined.However,hedidnot
dolgo
longhesitate;for,beingperfectlywellacquainted
z
withhisfather’sdisposition,hedidnotdoubtthathewasgladoftega
thispretencetogetridofga
him;andhisresolvesbeingasinvariableasthelawsoftheMedes
in
andPersians,heknewitwouldbetone
nopurposetoattempthimbyprayersin
andentreaties;sowithoutanyfartherapplication,hebetookhimself,
s
withhisdisconsolatebedfellowtoafarm-house,kjer
whereanoldservantofhismatere
motherdwelt:theretheyremained
nekaj
sometimeinasituationbutilladaptedtotheeleganceoftheirdesiresin
andtendernessoftheirlove;whichneverthelessmy
oče
fatherchosetoendure,ratherthansupplicateanunnaturalin
andinflexibleparentbutmymama
mother,foreseeingtheinconveniencestowhichshemusthavebeenexposed,hadshebeendeliveredintem
thisplace(andherpregnancywaszelo
veryfaradvanced),withoutcommunicatingherdesigntoherhusband,wentindisguisetothehišo
houseofmygrandfather,hopingthathertearsin
andconditionwouldmovehimtocompassion,in
andreconcilehimtoaneventwhichwaszdaj
nowirrecoverablypast.Shefoundmeanstodeceivetheservants,
in
andgetintroducedasanunfortunategospa
lady,whowantedtocomplainofsomematrimonialgrievances,itbeingmygrandfather’sparticularprovincetodecideinvseh
allcasesofscandal.Shewasaccordinglyadmittedintohispresence,
kjer
where,discoveringherself,shefellathisfeet,in
andinthemostaffectingmannerimploredhisforgiveness;at
je
thesametimerepresentingthedangerthatthreatenednotsamo
onlyherlife,butthatofhisowngrandchild,whichwasabouttoseeje
thelight.Hetoldherhewas
žal
sorrythattheindiscretionofherin
andhissonhadcompelledhimtomakeavow,whichputitoutofhispowertogivethemanyassistance;thathehad
že
alreadyimpartedhisthoughtsonthatsubjecttohermožem
husband,andwassurprisedthattheybi morali
shoulddisturbhispeacewithanyfartherimportunity.To
Thissaid,heretired.Theviolenceofmymother’safflictionhad
tak
suchaneffectonherconstitutionda
thatshewasimmediatelyseizedwiththepainsofchildbed;in
andhadnotanoldmaidservant,towhomshewaszelo
verydear,affordedherpityin
andassistance,atthehazardofincurringmygrandfather’sdispleasure,shein
andtheinnocentfruitofherwombmusthavefallenmiserablevictimstohisrigourin
andinhumanity.Bythefriendshipof
to
thispoorwomanshewascarrieduptoagarret,in
andimmediatelydeliveredofamoškega
manchild,thestoryofwhoseunfortunatebirthhehimselfzdaj
nowrelates.Myfather,beinginformedofwhathadhappened,flewtotheembracesofhisdarlingspouse,
in
andwhileheloadedhisoffspringwithpaternalembraces,couldnotforbearsheddingafloodoftearsonbeholdingthedearpartnerofhissrca
heart(forwhoseeasehewouldhavesacrificedthetreasuresoftheeast)stretcheduponaflockbed,inamiserableapartment,unabletoprotectherfromtheinclemenciesoftheweather.Itisnottobesupposedthatthe
stari
oldgentlemanwasignorantofwhatpassed,čeprav
thoughheaffectedtoknowničesar
nothingofthematter,andpretendedtobezelo
verymuchsurprised,whenoneofhisgrandchildren,byhiseldestsin
sondeceased,wholivedwithhimashisheirapparent,acquaintedhimwiththeaffair;hedeterminedthereforetoobserve
ne
nomedium,butimmediately(onthethirddan
dayafterherdelivery)sentheraperemptoryordertobegone,in
andturnedofftheservantki
whohadpreservedherlife.Thisbehavioursoexasperatedmy
očeta
fatherthathehadrecoursetothenajbolj
mostdreadfulimprecations;andonhisbarekneesimploredthatHeavenwouldrenouncehim
če
ifeverheshouldforgetali
orforgivethebarbarityofhissire.Theinjuries
ki
whichthisunhappymotherreceivedfromherremovalinsuchcircumstances,in
andthewantofnecessarieswhereshelodged,skupaj
togetherwithhergriefandanxietyofmind,kmalu
soonthrewherintoalanguishingdisorder,ki
whichputanendtoherživljenje
life.Myfather,wholovedhertenderly,wassoaffectedwithher
smrti
deaththatheremainedsixweeksdeprivedofhissenses;duringwhich
času
time,thepeoplewherehelodgedcarriedtheinfanttotheoldmanwhorelentedsofar,onhearingthemelancholystoryofhisdaughter-in-law’ssmrti
death,andthedeplorableconditionofhissina
son,astosendthechildtonurse,in
andheorderedmyfathertobecarrieddomov
hometohishouse,wherehekmalu
soonrecoveredtheuseofhisreason.Whetherthishardheartedjudgefeltanyremorseforhiscrueltreatmentofhis
sinom
sonanddaughter,or(whichisbolj
moreprobable)wasafraidhischaracterwouldsufferintheneighbourhood,heprofessedveliko
greatsorrowforhisconducttomyočeta
father,whosedeliriumwassucceededbyaprofoundmelancholyin
andreserve.Atlengthhedisappeared,
in
and,notwithstandingallimaginableinquiry,couldnotbeheardof;acircumstance
ki
whichconfirmedmostpeopleintheopinionofhishavingmadestran
awaywithhimselfinafitofdespair.CHAPTERII
Igrowup—amhatedbymyRelations—senttoSchool—neglectedbymyGrandfather—maltreatedbymyMaster—seasonedtoAdversity—IformCabals
proti
againstthePedant—amdebarredAccesstomyGrandfather—huntedbyhisHeir—IdemolishtheTeethofhisTutor.Ni
Therewerenotwantingsomewhosuspectedmyunclesofbeingconcernedinmyfather’sfate,onje
thesuppositionthattheywouldvsi
allshareinthepatrimonydestinedformu
him;andthisconjecturewasstrengthenedbyreflectingthatin
vseh
allhiscalamitiestheyneverdiscoveredje
theleastinclinationtoservemu
him;but,onthecontrary,byalltheartificesintheirpower,fedhisresentment
in
andsupportedhisresolutionofleavinghimtomiseryin
andwant.Butpeopleofjudgmenttreated
to
thisinsinuationasanidlechimera;ker
because,hadmyrelationsbeensowickedastoconsulttheirinterestbycommittingsuchanatrociouscrime,thefateofmyočeta
fatherwouldhaveextendedtometudi
toowhoselifewasanotherobstacletotheirexpectation.Meanwhile,Igrewapace,
in
andasIstronglyresembledmyočetu
father,whowasthedarlingofje
thetenants,Iwantednothingwhichtheirindigentcircumstancescouldafford:toda
buttheirfavourwasaweakresourceproti
againstthejealousenmityofmycousins;ki
whothemoremyinfancypromised,conceivedje
themoreimplacablehatredagainstmene
me:andbeforeIwas
šest
sixyearsofage,hadsoeffectuallyblockadedmygrandfatherthatInikoli
neversawhimbutbystealth,ko
whenIsometimesmadeuptohischairashesattoviewhislabourersinthefield:onwhichoccasionhewouldstrokemy
glavo
head,bidmebeadober
goodboy,andpromisetotakecareofmi
me.Iwassoonaftersentto
šolo
schoolatavillagehardby,ofwhichhehadbeendictatorčasa
timeoutofmind;butashe
nikoli
neverpaidformyboard,norsuppliedmewithclothes,books,in
andothernecessariesIrequired,myconditionwaszelo
veryraggedandcontemptible,andtheschoolmaster,ki
who,throughfearofmygrandfather,taughtmegratis,gavehimselfni
noconcernabouttheprogressImadepod
underhisinstruction.Inspiteofallthesedifficulties
in
anddisgraces,Ibecameadober
goodproficientintheLatintongue;in
and,assoonasIcouldwritetolerably,pesteredmygrandfathers
withletterstosuchadegreethathesentformymaster,in
andchidhimseverelyforbestowingsuchpainsonmyeducation,tellinghimthat,če
ifeverIshouldbebroughttothegallowsforforgery,whichhehadtaughtmetocommit,mykri
bloodwouldlieonhishead.Thepedant,whodreaded
ničesar
nothingmorethanthedispleasureofhispatron,assuredhishonourthattheboy’sabilitywasmoreowingtohisowngeniusin
andapplicationthantoanyinstructionali
orencouragementhereceived;that,althoughhecouldnotdivesthimoftheknowledgehehad
že
alreadyimbibed,unlesshewouldempowerhimtodisablehisfingers,heshouldendeavour,s
withGod’shelp,topreventhisfutureimprovement.In
And,indeed,hepunctuallyperformedwhathehadundertaken;for,onpretencethatIhadwrittenimpertinentletterstomygrandfather,hecausedaboardtobemadewithfiveholesinit,
skozi
throughwhichhethrustthefingersin
andthumbofmyrightroke
hand,andfasteneditbywhipcordtomywrist,insuchamanneraseffectuallydebarredmetheuporabo
useofmypen.But
ta
thisrestraintIwasfreedfrominanekaj
fewdays,byanaccidentki
whichhappenedinaquarrelmed
betweenmeandanotherboy;who,takinguponhimtoinsultmypoverty,Iwassoincensedathisungenerousreproachthat
z
withonestrokewithmymachineIcuthimtoje
theskull,tothegreatterrorofmyselfin
andschoolfellows,wholefthimbleedingonje
theground,andrantoinformje
themasterofwhathadhappened.Iwassoseverelypunishedfor
ta
thistrespassthat,wereItolivetoje
theageofMethusalem,theimpressionitmadeonmewouldnotbeeffaced;je
themorethantheantipathyin
andhorrorIconceivedforje
themercilesstyrantwhoinflictedit.Thecontemptwhichmyappearancenaturallyproducedin
vseh
allwhosawme,thecontinualwantstowhichIwasexposed,in
andmyownhaughtydisposition,impatientofaffronts,involvedmeinathousandtroublesomeadventures,bywhichIwasatlengthinuredinadversity,in
andemboldenedtoundertakingsfarabovemyyears.IwasofteninhumanlyscourgedforcrimesIdidnotcommit,
ker
because,havingthecharacterofavagabondinthevillage,everypieceofmischief,whoseauthorlayunknown,waschargeduponme.IhavebeenfoundguiltyofrobbingorchardsI
nikoli
neverentered,ofkillingcatsInikoli
neverhunted,ofstealinggingerbreadInikoli
nevertouched,andofabusingstare
oldwomenIneversaw.Nay,
je
astammeringcarpenterhadeloquencedovolj
enoughtopersuademymasterthatIfiredje
apistolloadedwithsmallshotintohiswindow;čeprav
thoughmylandladyandthewholefamilyborewitnessda
thatIwasabedfastasleepatje
thetimewhenthisoutragewascommitted.Iwasoncefloggedforhavingnarrowlyescapeddrowning,bythesinkingofaferryboatinwhichIwaspassenger.
Anothertime,forhavingrecoveredof
je
abruiseoccasionedbyahorsein
andcartrunningoverme.Je
Athirdtime,forbeingbittenbyje
abaker’sdog.Inshort,whetherIwasguiltyorunfortunate,
je
thecorrectionandsympathyofthisarbitrarypedagoguewereje
thesame.Farfrombeingsubduedbythisinformalusage,myindignationtriumphed
nad
overthatslavishawewhichhadhithertoenforcedmyobedience;in
andthemoremyyearsin
andknowledgeincreased,themoreIperceivedtheinjusticein
andbarbarityofhisbehaviour.Bythehelpofanuncommongenius,
in
andtheadviceanddirectionofourusher,ki
whohadservedmyfatherinhistravels,Imadeasurprisingprogressintheclassics,writing,in
andarithmetic;sothat,beforeIwastwelveyears
star
old,Iwasallowedbyvsi
everybodytobethebestscholarinthešoli
school.Thisqualification,togetherwith
je
theboldnessoftemperandstrengthofmakewhichhadsubjectedskoraj
almostallmycontemporaries,gavemetak
suchinfluenceoverthemthatIbegantoformcabalsproti
againstmypersecutor;andwasinhopeof,being
sposoben
abletobidhimdefianceinje
averyshorttime.Beingattheheadofafaction,consistingofthirtyboys,mostofthemofmyownage,Iwasdeterminedtoputtheirmettletotrial,thatImightknow
kako
howfartheyweretobedependedupon,preden
beforeIputmygrandschemeinexecution:s
withthisview,weattackedabodyofstoutapprentices,ki
whohadtakenpossessionofadel
partofthegroundallottedtousfortheschemeofourdiversions,in
andwhowerethenplayingatninepinsonthespot;toda
butIhadthemortificationtoseemyadherentsroutedinaninstant,in
andalegofoneofthembrokeinhisflightbythebowl,ki
whichoneofouradversarieshaddetachedinpursuitofnas
us.Thisdiscomfituredidnothinderusfromengagingthemafterwardsinfrequentskirmishes,
ki
whichwemaintainedbythrowingstonesatadistance,whereinIreceivedveliko
manywounds,thescarsofki
whichstillremain.Ourenemiesweresoharassed
in
andinterruptedbythesealarmsthattheyatlastabandonedtheirconquest,in
andleftustothepeaceableenjoymentofourownterritories.Itwouldbeendlesstoenumerate
je
theexploitsweperformedinje
thecourseofthisconfederacy,ki
whichbecametheterrorofje
thewholevillage;insomuchthat,
ko
whendifferentinterestsdividedit,ena
oneofthepartiescommonlycourtedje
theassistanceofRoderickRandom(bywhichimenom
nameIwasknown)tocastje
thebalance,andkeeptheoppositefactioninawe.Meanwhile,Itooktheadvantageof
vsak
everyplay-daytopresentmyselfpred
beforemygrandfather,towhomIseldomfoundaccess,byreasonofhisbeingcloselybesiegedbyanumerousfamilyofhisfemalegrandchildren,ki
who,thoughtheyperpetuallyquarrelledamongthemselves,nikoli
neverfailedtojoinagainstme,asthecommonenemyofvseh
all.Hisheir,whowas
približno
abouttheageofeighteen,mindednič
nothingbutfox-hunting,andindeedwasqualifiedfornič
nothingelse,notwithstandinghisgrandfather’sindulgenceinentertainingatutorforhimatdoma
home;whoatthesametimeperformed
je
theofficeofparishclerk.Ta
ThisyoungActaeon,whoinheritedhisgrandfather’santipathytovsega
everythingindistress,neversateyesonmewithoutuncouplinghisbeagles,in
andhuntingmeintosomecottageali
orother,whitherIgenerallyfledforshelter.In
tej
thisChristianamusementhewasencouragedbyhispreceptor,who,ni
nodoubt,tooksuchopportunitiestoingratiatehimselfwiththerisingsun,observing,thatthestari
oldgentleman,accordingtothecourseofnature,hadnotdolgo
longtolive,forhewasže
alreadyonthevergeoffourscore.CHAPTERIII
MyMother’s
Brat
Brotherarrives—relievesme—aDescriptionofhim—hegoesalongwithmetotheHišo
HouseofmyGrandfather—isencounteredbyhisDogs—defeatsthem,po
afterabloodyEngagement—isadmittedtotheoldGentleman—aDialoguemed
betweenthem.Aboutthistimemymother’s
edini
onlybrother,whohadbeendolgo
longabroad,lieutenantofaman-of-war,arrivedinhisowncountry;wherebeinginformedofmycondition,hecametoseeme,
in
andoutofhisslenderfinancesnotonlysuppliedmez
withwhatnecessariesIwantedforthepresent,ampak
butresolvednottoleavethecountrydokler
untilhehadprevailedonmygrandfathertosettlenekaj
somethinghandsomeforthefuture.To
Thiswasatasktoki
whichhewasbynomeansequal,beingentirelyignorant,notonlyofthejudge’sdisposition,ampak
butalsoofthewaysofmeningeneral,toki
whichhiseducationonboardhadkepthimanutterstranger.Hewasastrongbuilt
človek
man,somewhatbandylegged,withanecklikethatofabull,in
andafacewhich(youmighteasilyperceive)hadwithstoodthenajbolj
mostobstinateassaultsoftheweather.Hisdressconsistedofasoldier’scoatalteredforhimbytheship’stailor,astripedflanneljacket,apairofredbreechesspannedwithpitch,cleangrayworstedstockings,largesilverbuckles
ki
thatcoveredthree-fourthsofhisshoes,asilver-lacedhat,whosecrownoverlookedthebrimspribližno
aboutaninchandapol
half,blackbobwiginbuckle,acheckshirt,asilkhandkerchief,ahanger,withabrasshandle,girdedtohisthighbyafurnishedlacebelt,in
andagoodoakplantpod
underhisarm.Thusequipped,hesetoutwithme
Ki
(whobyhisbountymadeazelo
verydecentappearance)formygrandfather’shišo
house,whereweweresalutedbyJowlerin
andCaesar,whommycousin,mladi
youngmaster,hadletlooseatourapproach.Being
dobro
wellacquaintedwiththeinveteracyofteh
thesecurs,Iwasabouttobetakemyselftomyheels,ko
whenmyuncleseizedmewitheno
onehand,brandishedhiscudgelwithje
theother,andatoneblowlaidCaesarsprawlingonje
theground;but,findinghimselfattackedatthesametimeintherearbyJowler,
in
andfearingCaesarmightrecover,hedrewhishanger,wheeledabout,in
andbyaluckystrokeseveredJowler’sglavo
headfromhisbody.By
tem
thistime,theyoungfoxhunterin
andthreeservants,armedwithpitchforksin
andflails,werecometotheassistanceofthedogs,whomtheyfoundbreathlessuponthefield;in
andmycousinwassoprovokedatthesmrti
deathofhisfavourites,thatheorderedhisattendantstoadvance,in
andtakevengeanceontheirexecutioner,whomheloadedz
withallthecursesandreproacheshisangercouldsuggest.Uponwhichmy
stric
unclesteppedforwardswithanundauntedair,atthesightofwhosebloodyweaponshisantagonistsfellnazaj
backwithprecipitation,whenheaccostedtheirleaderthus:.“Lookee,
brat
brother,yourdogshavingboardedmebrez
withoutprovocation,whatIdidwasinmyowndefence.Soyouhadbestbecivil,
in
andletusshootaglavo
head,clearofyou.”Whether
je
theyoungsquiremisinterpretedmyuncle’sdesireofpeace,orwasenragedatje
thefateofhishoundsbeyondhisusualpitchofresolution,Ivem
knownot;buthesnatchedaflailfrom
enega
oneofhisfollowers,andcamedo
upwithashowofassaultingthelieutenant,ki
who,puttinghimselfinapostureofdefence,proceededthus:“Lookee,youlubberly
sin
sonofaw—e,ifyoucomeathwartme,’wareyourgingerbreadwork.I’llbefoulofyourquarter,d—nme.”
Ta
Thisdeclaration,followedbyaflourishofhishanger,seemedtochecktheprogressoftheyounggentleman’scholer,ki
who,lookingbehindhim,perceivedhisattendantshadslunkintothehišo
house,shutthegate,andlefthimtodecidethecontentionbyhimself.Tu
Hereaparleyensued,whichwasintroducedbymycousin’sasking,“Whothedevilareyou?Whatdoyouwant?
Somescoundrelof
je
aseaman,Isuppose,whohasdesertedin
andturnedthief.Butdon’tthinkyoushallescape,sirrah—I’llhaveyouhang’d,you
pes
dog,Iwill.Yourbloodshallpayforthatofmy
dveh
twohounds,youragamuffin.Iwouldnothavepartedwiththemtosaveyour
celotno
wholegenerationfromthegallows,youruffian,you!”“Noneofyourjaw,youswab—noneofyourjaw,”repliedmy
stric
uncle,“elseIshalltrimyourlacedjacketforyou.Ishallrubyoudown
z
withanoakentowel,myfant
boy,Ishall.”Sosaying,hesheathedhishanger,
in
andgraspedhiscudgel.