THEAUTHOR’SPREFACE
Ofallkindsofsatire,thereisnoneso
divertido
entertaininganduniversallyimproving,asthatwhichisintroduced,asitwereocasionalmente
occasionally,inthecourseofaninterestingstory,whichbringseveryincidenthometolife,andbyrepresentando
representingfamiliarscenesinanincomum
uncommonandamusingpointofview,investi
investsthemwithallthegracesofnovidade
novelty,whilenatureisappealedtoineveryparticular.The
leitor
readergratifieshiscuriosityinperseguir
pursuingtheadventuresofapersoninwhosefavourheisprepossessed;heespouseshiscause,hesympathiseswithhiminhis
angústia
distress,hisindignationisheatedagainsttheauthorsofhiscalamidade
calamity:thehumanepassionsareinflamed;
the
contraste
contrastbetweendejectedvirtueandinsultingviceappearswithgreateraggravation,andeveryimpressão
impressionhavingadoubleforceontheimagination,thememoryretainsthecircunstância
circumstance,andtheheartimprovesbytheexample.Theattentionisnottiredwitha
nu
barecatalogueofcharacters,butagreeablydivertedwithallthevariedade
varietyofinvention;andthevicissitudesoflifeappearintheirpeculiarcircumstances,openinganamplefieldfor
inteligência
witandhumour.Romance,nodoubt,owesits
origem
origintoignorance,vanity,andsuperstição
superstition.InthedarkagesoftheWorld,whenamanhad
tornou
renderedhimselffamousforwisdomorvalour,hisfamilyandadherentsavailedthemselvesofhissuperiorqualities,magnifiedhisvirtues,andrepresentavam
representedhischaracterandpersonassacredandsupernatural.The
vulgar
vulgareasilyswallowedthebait,implorou
imploredhisprotection,andyieldedthetributeofhomageandelogio
praise,eventoadoration;hisexploitswerehandeddowntoposteritywithathousandexaggerations;
theywererepeatedasincitementsto
virtude
virtue;divinehonourswerepaid,andaltarserectedtohismemory,forthe
encorajamento
encouragementofthosewhoattemptedtoimitar
imitatehisexample;andhence
surgiu
arosetheheathenmythology,whichisnootherthanacoleção
collectionofextravagantromances.Aslearningadvanced,andgeniusreceivedcultivation,thesestorieswereembellishedwiththegracesofpoetry,thattheymightthebetter
recomendar
recommendthemselvestotheattention;theyweresunginpublic,atfestivals,forthe
instrução
instructionanddelightoftheaudience;andrehearsedbeforebattle,asincentivestodeedsofglory.
Thus
tragédia
tragedyandtheepicmusewereborn,and,intheprogressoftaste,arrivedatperfeição
perfection.Itisnowonderthattheancientscouldnot
saborear
relishafableinprose,aftertheyhadseensomanyremarkableeventscelebratedinverso
versebytheirbestpoets;wethereforefindno
romance
romanceamongthemduringtheera
eraoftheirexcellence,unlesstheCyropædiaofXenophonmaybesocalled;anditwasnottillartsandsciencesbeganto
reviver
reviveaftertheirruptionofthebarbariansintoEurope,thatanythingofthiskindappeared.Butwhenthemindsofmenweredebauchedbytheimpositionofpriestcrafttothemost
absurdo
absurdpitchofcredulity,theauthorsofromance
romancearose,andlosingsightofprobabilidade
probability,filledtheirperformanceswiththemostmonstroushyperboles.Iftheycouldnot
igualar
equaltheancientpoetsinpointofgeniustheywereresolvedtoexceltheminficção
fiction,andapplytothewonder,ratherthanthejulgamento
judgment,oftheirreaders.Accordingly,theybroughtnecromancytotheir
auxílio
aid,andinsteadofsupportingthecharacteroftheirheroesbydignidade
dignityofsentimentandpractice,distinguiam
distinguishedthembytheirbodilystrength,atividade
activity,andextravaganceofbehaviour.Althoughnothingcouldbemore
ridículo
ludicrousandunnaturalthanthefigurestheydrew,theydidnotwantpatronsandadmirers;andtheworldactuallybegantobe
infectado
infectedwiththespiritofknight-errantry,whenCervantes,byaninimitablepieceofridículo
ridicule,reformedthetasteofhumanidade
mankind,representingchivalryintherightpointofview,andconvertendo
convertingromancetopurposesfarmoreusefulandentertaining,bymakingitassumethemeia
sock,andpointoutthefolliesofordinarylife.Thesame
método
methodhasbeenpractisedbyotherSpanishandFrenchauthors,andbynonemoresuccessfullythanbyMonsieurLeSage
Sage,who,inhisAdventuresofGilBlas,hasdescreveu
describedtheknaveryandfoiblesoflife,withinfinito
infinitehumourandsagacity.ThefollowingsheetsIhavemodelledonhisplan,takingme
liberdade
liberty,however,todifferfromhimintheexecução
execution,whereIthoughthisparticularsituationswereuncommon,extravagant,orpeculiartothecountryinwhichthesceneislaid.ThedisgracesofGilBlasare,forthemostpart,suchasrather
excitar
excitemirththancompassion;hehimselflaughsatthem;
andhistransitionsfromdistresstohappiness,oratleastease,aresosudden,thatneitherthe
leitor
readerhastimetopityhim,norhimselftobeacquaintedwithaffliction.This
conduta
conduct,inmyopinion,notonlydeviatesfromprobabilidade
probability,butpreventsthatgenerousindignation,whichoughttoanimatetheleitor
readeragainstthesordidandviciousdisposição
dispositionoftheworld.Ihaveattemptedto
representar
representmodestmeritstrugglingwitheverydifficultytowhichafriendlessórfão
orphanisexposed,fromhisownwantofexperience,aswellasfromtheegoísmo
selfishness,envy,malice,andbaseindiferença
indifferenceofmankind.Tosecureafavourableprepossession,Ihaveallowedhimtheadvantagesofbirthandeducation,whichintheseriesofhismisfortuneswill,Ihope,
envolverão
engagetheingenuousmorewarmlyinhisnome
behalf;andthoughIforesee,thatsomepeoplewillbe
ofenderão
offendedatthemeanscenesinwhichheisinvolved,Iconvenço
persuademyselfthatthejudiciouswillnotonlyperceberão
perceivethenecessityofdescribingthosesituationstowhichhemustofcoursebeconfined,inhislowestate,butalsofindentretenimento
entertainmentinviewingthosepartsoflife,wherethehumoursandpassionsareundisguisedbyaffectation,ceremony,oreducation;andthewhimsicalpeculiaritiesof
disposição
dispositionappearasnaturehasimplantou
implantedthem.ButIbelieveIneednottroublemyselfinvindicatingapracticeauthorizedbythebestwritersinthisway,someofwhomIhavealreadynamed.
Every
inteligente
intelligentreaderwill,atfirstsight,perceberá
perceiveIhavenotdeviatedfromnatureinthefacts,whicharealltrueinthemain,althoughthecircumstancesarealteredanddisguised,toavoidpersonalsatire.ItnowremainstogivemyreasonsformakingthechiefpersonageofthisworkaNorthBriton,whicharechieflythese:
Icould,atasmall
despesa
expense,bestowonhimsucheducationasIthoughtthedignidade
dignityofhisbirthandcharacterexigem
required,whichcouldnotpossiblybeobtainedinEngland,bysuchslendermeansasthenatureofmyplanwouldafford.Inthenextplace,Icould
representar
representsimplicityofmannersinaremotepartofthekingdom,withmoreproprietythaninanyplacenearthecapital;andlastly,the
disposição
dispositionoftheScots,addictedtotravelling,justifica
justifiesmyconductinderivinganadventurerfromthatcountry.APOLOGUE
Ayoung
pintor
painter,indulgingaveinofpleasantry,esboçou
sketchedakindofconversationpiece,representando
representingabear,anowl,amonkey,andanass;andtorenderitmorestriking,humorous,and
moral
moral,distinguishedeveryfigurebysomeemblemofhumanlife.Bruinwas
exibido
exhibitedinthegarbandattitudeofanold,toothless,drunkensoldier;the
coruja
owlpercheduponthehandleofacoffee-pot,withespetáculo
spectacleonnose,seemedtocontemplar
contemplateanewspaper;andtheass,ornamentedwithahugetie-wig(which,however,couldnotconcealhislongears),satforhispicturetothemonkey,whoappearedwiththeimplementsofpainting.
Thiswhimsicalgroupaffordedsomemirth,andmetwithgeneralapprobation,untilsomemischievouswaghintedthatthewhole—wasalampoonuponthefriendsofthe
artista
performer;aninsinuationwhichwasnosoonercirculatedthanthoseverypeoplewho
aplaudiam
applaudeditbeforebegantobealarmed,andeventofancythemselvessignifiedbytheseveralfiguresofthepiece.Amongothers,a
digno
worthypersonageinyears,whohadservedinthearmywithreputation,beingincensedatthesupposedultraje
outrage,repairedtothelodgingofthepintor
painter,andfindinghimathome,“Harkye,Mr.Monkey,”saidhe,“Ihaveagoodmindtoconvinceyou,thatthoughthebearhaslosthisteeth,hemantém
retainshispaws,andthatheisnotsodrunkbuthecanperceber
perceiveyourimpertinence.”“Sblood!
sir,thattoothless
mandíbula
jawisad—nedscandalouslibel—butdon’tyouimaginemesochopfallenasnottobeabletomastigar
chewthecudofresentment.”Herehewas
interrompido
interruptedbythearrivalofalearnedmédico
physician,who,advancingtotheculpado
culpritwithfuryinhisaspecto
aspect,exclaimed,“Supposetheaugmentationoftheass’searsshouldprovethediminutionofthebaboon’s—nay,seeknottoprevaricate,for,bythebeardofAesculapius!thereisnotonehairinthisperiwigthatwillnotstandupin
julgamento
judgmenttoconvicttheeofpersonalabuso
abuse.Dobutobserve,captain,howthispitifullittlefellowhascopiedtheverycurls—the
cor
colour,indeed,isdifferent,butthentheformandforetoparequitesimilar.”Whilehethusremonstratedina
tensão
strainofvociferation,avenerablesenador
senatorentered,andwaddlinguptothedelinquente
delinquent,“Jackanapes!”criedhe,“IwillnowlettheeseeIcanreadsomethingelsethananewspaper,andthatwithoutthehelpofspectacles:
hereisyourownnoteofhand,sirrah,formoney,whichifIhadnotadvanced,youyourselfwouldhave
assemelhado
resembledanowl,innotdaringtoshowyourfacebyday,youingrato
ungratefulslanderousknave!”Invaintheastonished
pintor
painterdeclaredthathehadnointenção
intentiontogiveoffence,ortocharacteriseparticularpersons:theyaffirmedthe
semelhança
resemblancewastoopalpabletobeoverlooked;theytaxedhimwithinsolence,
maldade
malice,andingratitude;andtheirclamoursbeingoverheardbythepublic,thecaptainwasabear,thedoctoranass,andthe
senador
senatoranowl,tohisdyingday.Christian
leitor
reader,Ibeseechthee,inthebowelsoftheLord,rememberthisexample“whilethouartemployedintheperusalofthefollowingsheets;andseeknottoappropriatetothyselfthatwhich
igualmente
equallybelongstofivehundreddifferentpeople.Ifthoushouldstmeetwithacharacterthatreflectstheeinsomeungraciousparticular,keepthyown
conselho
counsel;CHAPTERI
OfmyBirthandParentage.
Iwasborninthe
norte
northernpartofthisunitedkingdom,inthehouseofmygrandfather,agentlemanofconsiderável
considerablefortuneandinfluence,whohadonmanyoccasionssignalisedhimselfinfavor
behalfofhiscountry;andwas
notável
remarkableforhisabilitiesinthelaw,whichheexercisedwithgreatsuccessinthestationofajudge,particularmente
particularlyagainstbeggars,forwhomhehadasingularaversion.Myfather(hisyoungestson)fallinginlovewithapoorrelation,wholivedwiththeoldgentlemaninqualityofa
governanta
housekeeper,espousedherprivately;andIwasthefirstfruitofthatmarriage.
Duringher
gravidez
pregnancy,adreamdiscomposedmymothersomuchthatherhusband,tiredwithherimportunity,atlastconsultou
consultedahighlandseer,whosefavourableinterpretação
interpretationhewouldhavesecuredantemão
beforehandbyabribe,butfoundhimincorruptible.Shedreamedshewasdeliveredofatennis-ball,whichthedevil(who,tohergreatsurprise,actedthepartofamidwife)strucksoforciblywitha
raquete
racketthatitdisappearedinaninstante
instant;andshewasforsometimeinconsolableforthelostofher
descendência
offspring;when,allonasudden,shebehelditreturnwithequalviolence,andentertheearth,
debaixo
beneathherfeet,whenceimmediatelysprangupagoodlytreecoveredwithblossoms,thecheiro
scentofwhichoperatedsofortemente
stronglyonhernervesthatsheawoke.The
atento
attentivesage,aftersomedeliberation,assegurou
assuredmyparents,thattheirfirstbornwouldbeagreatviajante
traveller;thathewouldundergomanydangersanddifficulties,andatlastreturntohisnativeland,wherehewould
floresceria
flourishinhappinessandreputation.Howtrulythiswasforetoldwillappearinthesequel.
Itwasnotlongbeforesomeofficiouspersoninformedmygrandfatherofcertainfamiliaritiesthatpassedbetweenhissonand
governanta
housekeeperwhichalarmedhimsomuchthat,afewdaysafter,hetoldmyfatheritwashightimeforhimtothinkofsettling;andthathehadprovidedamatchforhim,towhichhecouldinjusticehavenoobjections.
Myfather,findingitwouldbeimpossibletoconcealhissituationmuchlonger,
francamente
franklyownedwhathehaddone;andexcusedhimselffornothavingaskedthe
consentimento
consentofhisfather,bysaying,heknewitwouldhavebeentonopurpose;andthat,hadhisinclinationbeenknown,mygrandfathermighthavetakensuchmeasuresaswouldhaveeffectuallyputthegratificationofitoutofhispower:
headded,thatnoexceptionscouldbetakentohiswife’s
virtude
virtue,birth,beauty,andgoodsense,andasforfortune,itwasabaixo
beneathhiscare.Theoldgentleman,whokeptallhispassions,exceptone,inexcellentorder,heardhimtoanendwithgreat
temperamento
temper,andthencalmlyasked,howhepropunha
proposedtomaintainhimselfandspouse?He
respondeu
replied,hecouldbeinnodangerofwantingwhilehisfather’sternura
tendernessremained,whichheandhiswifeshouldalwayscultivar
cultivatewiththeutmostveneration;andhewas
convencido
persuadedhisallowancewouldbeadequado
suitabletothedignityandcircumstancesofhisfamily,andtotheprovisionalreadymadeforhisbrothersandsisters,whowerefelizmente
happilysettledunderhisprotection.“Yourbrothersandsisters,”saidmygrandfather,“didnotthinkitbeneaththemto
consultar
consultmeinanaffairofsuchimportanceasmatrimony;neither,Isuppose,wouldyouhaveomittedthatpieceofduty,hadyounotsomesecret
fundo
fundinreserve;tothecomfortsofwhichIleaveyou,withadesirethatyouwillthisnightseekoutanotherhabitationforyourselfandwife,whither,inashorttime,IwillsendyouanaccountoftheexpenseIhavebeenatinyoureducation,withaviewofbeingreimbursed.
Sir,youhavemadethegrandtour—youarea
educado
politegentleman—averyprettygentleman—Iwishyouagreatdealofjoy,andamyourveryhumilde
humbleservant.”Sosaying,heleftmyfatherinasituationeasilyimagined.
However,hedidnotlong
hesitou
hesitate;for,beingperfectlywellacquaintedwithhisfather’s
disposição
disposition,hedidnotdoubtthathewasgladofthispretencetogetridofhim;andhisresolvesbeingasinvariableasthelawsoftheMedesandPersians,heknewitwouldbetonopurposetoattempthimbyprayersandentreaties;
sowithoutany
mais
fartherapplication,hebetookhimself,withhisdisconsolatebedfellowtoafazenda
farm-house,whereanoldservantofhismothermorava
dwelt:theretheyremainedsometimeinasituationbutilladaptedtothe
elegância
eleganceoftheirdesiresandternura
tendernessoftheirlove;which
no entanto
neverthelessmyfatherchosetosuportar
endure,ratherthansupplicateanantinatural
unnaturalandinflexibleparentbutmymother,prevendo
foreseeingtheinconveniencestowhichshemusthavebeenexposed,hadshebeendeliveredinthisplace(andhergravidez
pregnancywasveryfaradvanced),withoutcomunicar
communicatingherdesigntoherhusband,wentindisguisetothehouseofmygrandfather,hopingthathertearsandconditionwouldmovehimtocompaixão
compassion,andreconcilehimtoaneventwhichwasnowirrecoverablypast.Shefoundmeansto
enganar
deceivetheservants,andgetintroducedasaninfeliz
unfortunatelady,whowantedtoreclamar
complainofsomematrimonialgrievances,itbeingmygrandfather’sparticularprovíncia
provincetodecideinallcasesofescândalo
scandal.Shewasaccordinglyadmittedintohispresence,where,
descobrindo
discoveringherself,shefellathisfeet,andinthemostaffectingmaneira
mannerimploredhisforgiveness;atthesametime
representando
representingthedangerthatthreatenednotonlyherlife,butthatofhisownneto
grandchild,whichwasabouttoseethelight.Hetoldherhewassorrythattheindiscretionofherandhissonhadcompelledhimtomakea
voto
vow,whichputitoutofhispowertogivethemanyajuda
assistance;thathehadalreadyimpartedhisthoughtsonthatsubjecttoherhusband,andwassurprisedthattheyshould
perturbar
disturbhispeacewithanyfartherimportunity.Thissaid,he
aposentou
retired.Theviolenceofmymother’safflictionhadsuchaneffectonher
constituição
constitutionthatshewasimmediatelyseizedwiththepainsofchildbed;andhadnotanoldmaidservant,towhomshewasverydear,affordedherpityand
ajuda
assistance,atthehazardofincurringmygrandfather’sdispleasure,sheandtheinnocentfruitofherventre
wombmusthavefallenmiserablevictimstohisrigourandinhumanity.Bythefriendshipofthispoorwomanshewascarrieduptoagarret,andimmediatelydeliveredofamanchild,thestoryofwhose
infeliz
unfortunatebirthhehimselfnowrelates.Myfather,beinginformedofwhathadhappened,flewtotheembracesofhisdarlingspouse,andwhileheloadedhis
prole
offspringwithpaternalembraces,couldnotforbearderramar
sheddingafloodoftearsonbeholdingthedearpartnerofhisheart(forwhosefacilidade
easehewouldhavesacrificedthetreasuresoftheeast)stretcheduponarebanho
flockbed,inamiserableapartment,incapaz
unabletoprotectherfromtheinclemenciesoftheweather.Itisnottobesupposedthattheoldgentlemanwasignorantofwhatpassed,thoughheaffectedtoknownothingofthematter,andpretendedtobeverymuchsurprised,whenoneofhis
netos
grandchildren,byhiseldestsondeceased,wholivedwithhimashisherdeiro
heirapparent,acquaintedhimwiththeaffair;he
decidiu
determinedthereforetoobservenomedium,butimmediately(onthethirddayafterherdelivery)sentheraperemptoryordertobegone,andturnedofftheservo
servantwhohadpreservedherlife.Thisbehavioursoexasperatedmyfatherthathehadrecoursetothemostdreadfulimprecations;
andonhis
descalços
barekneesimploredthatHeavenwouldrenunciasse
renouncehimifeverheshouldforgetorforgivethebarbarityofhissire.Theinjurieswhichthisunhappymotherreceivedfromher
remoção
removalinsuchcircumstances,andthewantofnecessarieswhereshelodged,togetherwithherdor
griefandanxietyofmind,soonthrewherintoalanguishingdesordem
disorder,whichputanendtoherlife.Myfather,wholovedhertenderly,wassoaffectedwithherdeaththatheremainedsixweeks
privado
deprivedofhissenses;duringwhichtime,thepeoplewherehelodgedcarriedtheinfanttotheoldmanwhorelentedsofar,onhearingthemelancholystoryofhisdaughter-in-law’sdeath,andthedeplorableconditionofhisson,astosendthechildtonurse,andheorderedmyfathertobecarriedhometohishouse,wherehesoon
recuperou
recoveredtheuseofhisreason.Whetherthishardheartedjudgefeltany
remorso
remorseforhiscrueltreatmentofhissonanddaughter,or(whichismoreprobable)wasafraidhischaracterwouldsufferinthevizinhança
neighbourhood,heprofessedgreatsorrowforhisconduta
conducttomyfather,whosedeliriumwassucedido
succeededbyaprofoundmelancholyandreserva
reserve.Atlengthhedisappeared,and,notwithstandingallimaginableinquiry,couldnotbeheardof;
a
circunstância
circumstancewhichconfirmedmostpeopleintheopinionofhishavingmadeawaywithhimselfinafitofdesespero
despair.CHAPTERII
Igrowup—amhatedbymyRelations—senttoSchool—neglectedbymyGrandfather—maltreatedbymyMaster—seasonedtoAdversity—IformCabalsagainstthePedant—amdebarredAccesstomyGrandfather—huntedbyhisHeir—I
demoli
demolishtheTeethofhisTutor
Tutor.Therewerenotwantingsomewhosuspectedmyunclesofbeingconcernedinmyfather’sfate,onthesuppositionthattheywouldallshareinthepatrimonydestinedforhim;
andthisconjecturewasstrengthenedby
refletir
reflectingthatinallhiscalamitiestheyneverdescobriram
discoveredtheleastinclinationtoservehim;but,onthe
contrário
contrary,byalltheartificesintheirpower,fedhisressentimento
resentmentandsupportedhisresolutionofleavinghimtomiséria
miseryandwant.Butpeopleof
julgamento
judgmenttreatedthisinsinuationasanidlechimera;because,hadmyrelationsbeensowickedasto
consultar
consulttheirinterestbycommittingsuchanatrociouscrime,thefateofmyfatherwouldhaveestender
extendedtometoowhoselifewasanotherobstáculo
obstacletotheirexpectation.Meanwhile,Igrewapace,andasI
fortemente
stronglyresembledmyfather,whowasthedarlingofthetenants,Iwantednothingwhichtheirindigentcircumstancescouldafford:buttheirfavourwasaweak
recurso
resourceagainstthejealousenmityofmycousins;whothemoremyinfancypromised,
concebia
conceivedthemoreimplacablehatredagainstme:andbeforeIwassixyearsofage,hadsoeffectuallyblockadedmygrandfatherthatIneversawhimbutbystealth,whenIsometimesmadeuptohischairashesattoviewhislabourersinthefield:
onwhich
ocasião
occasionhewouldstrokemyhead,bidmebeagoodboy,andpromisetotakecareofme.Iwassoonaftersenttoschoolatavillagehardby,ofwhichhehadbeen
ditador
dictatortimeoutofmind;butasheneverpaidformyboard,nor
forneceu
suppliedmewithclothes,books,andothernecessariesIrequired,myconditionwasveryraggedandcontemptible,andtheschoolmaster,who,throughfearofmygrandfather,taughtmegratis,gavehimselfnoconcernabouttheprogressImadeunderhisinstrução
instruction.Inspiteofallthesedifficultiesanddisgraces,IbecameagoodproficientintheLatintongue;
and,assoonasIcouldwritetolerably,pesteredmygrandfatherwithletterstosuchadegreethathesentformymaster,andchidhim
severamente
severelyforbestowingsuchpainsonmyeducation,tellinghimthat,ifeverIshouldbebroughttotheforca
gallowsforforgery,whichhehadtaughtmetocommit,mybloodwouldlieonhishead.Thepedant,whodreadednothingmorethanthedispleasureofhis
patrono
patron,assuredhishonourthattheboy’sabilitywasmoreowingtohisowngeniusandaplicação
applicationthantoanyinstructionorencorajamento
encouragementhereceived;that,althoughhecouldnotdivesthimoftheknowledgehehadalreadyimbibed,unlesshewouldempowerhimto
desativar
disablehisfingers,heshouldendeavour,withGod’shelp,toimpedir
preventhisfutureimprovement.And,indeed,hepunctuallyperformedwhathehadundertaken;
for,onpretencethatIhadwrittenimpertinentletterstomygrandfather,hecausedaboardtobemadewithfiveholesinit,throughwhichhethrustthefingersand
polegar
thumbofmyrighthand,andfixou
fasteneditbywhipcordtomypulso
wrist,insuchamanneraseffectuallydebarredmetheuseofmypen.Butthis
restrição
restraintIwasfreedfrominafewdays,byanaccidentwhichhappenedinabriga
quarrelbetweenmeandanotherboy;who,takinguponhimto
insultar
insultmypoverty,IwassoincensedathisungenerousreproachthatwithonestrokewithmymachineIcuthimtothecrânio
skull,tothegreatterrorofmyselfandschoolfellows,wholefthimbleedingontheground,andrantoinformthemasterofwhathadhappened.Iwasso
severamente
severelypunishedforthistrespassthat,wereItolivetotheageofMethusalem,theimpressão
impressionitmadeonmewouldnotbeeffaced;themorethantheantipathyand
horror
horrorIconceivedfortheimpiedoso
mercilesstyrantwhoinflictedit.The
desprezo
contemptwhichmyappearancenaturallyproduzia
producedinallwhosawme,thecontinualwantstowhichIwasexposed,andmyownhaughtydisposição
disposition,impatientofaffronts,involvedmeinathousandtroublesomeadventures,bywhichIwasatlengthinuredinadversidade
adversity,andemboldenedtoundertakingsfarabovemyyears.IwasofteninhumanlyscourgedforcrimesIdidnotcommit,because,havingthecharacterofavagabondinthevillage,everypieceofmischief,whose
autor
authorlayunknown,waschargeduponme.IhavebeenfoundguiltyofrobbingorchardsIneverentered,ofkillingcatsIneverhunted,ofstealinggingerbreadInevertouched,andof
abusar
abusingoldwomenIneversaw.Nay,astammering
carpinteiro
carpenterhadeloquenceenoughtoconvencer
persuademymasterthatIfiredapistolloadedwithsmallshotintohiswindow;thoughmy
senhoria
landladyandthewholefamilyborewitnessthatIwasabedfastasleepatthetimewhenthisultraje
outragewascommitted.Iwasoncefloggedforhavingnarrowlyescapeddrowning,bythesinkingofa
ferry
ferryboatinwhichIwaspassageiro
passenger.Anothertime,forhaving
recuperado
recoveredofabruiseoccasionedbyahorseandcartrunningoverme.Athirdtime,forbeingbittenbyabaker’sdog.
Inshort,whetherIwasguiltyor
infeliz
unfortunate,thecorrectionandsympathyofthisarbitrário
arbitrarypedagoguewerethesame.Farfrombeingsubduedbythis
informal
informalusage,myindignationtriumphedoverthatslavishtemor
awewhichhadhithertoenforcedmyobediência
obedience;andthemoremyyearsandknowledge
aumentavam
increased,themoreIperceivedtheinjustiça
injusticeandbarbarityofhisbehaviour.Bythehelpofan
incomum
uncommongenius,andtheadviceanddirectionofourusher
usher,whohadservedmyfatherinhistravels,Imadeasurprisingprogressintheclássicos
classics,writing,andarithmetic;sothat,beforeIwastwelveyearsold,Iwasallowedbyeverybodytobethebestscholarintheschool.
Thisqualification,togetherwiththeboldnessof
temperamento
temperandstrengthofmakewhichhadsubjectedalmostallmycontemporaries,gavemesuchinfluência
influenceoverthemthatIbegantoformcabalsagainstmypersecutor;andwasinhopeof,beingabletobidhimdefianceinaveryshorttime.
Beingattheheadofa
facção
faction,consistingofthirtyboys,mostofthemofmyownage,Iwasdeterminado
determinedtoputtheirmettletotrial,thatImightknowhowfartheyweretobedepender
dependedupon,beforeIputmygrandschemeinexecução
execution:withthisview,weattackedabodyofstoutapprentices,whohadtaken
posse
possessionofapartofthegroundallottedtousfortheesquema
schemeofourdiversions,andwhowerethenplayingatninepinsonthespot;butIhadthemortificationtoseemyadherentsroutedinan
instante
instant,andalegofoneofthembrokeinhisflightbythebowl,whichoneofouradversarieshaddetachedinperseguição
pursuitofus.Thisdiscomfituredidnot
impediu
hinderusfromengagingthemafterwardsinfrequentes
frequentskirmishes,whichwemaintainedbythrowingstonesatadistance,whereinIreceivedmanywounds,thescarsofwhichstillremain.Ourenemiesweresoharassedandinterruptedbythesealarmsthattheyatlast
abandonaram
abandonedtheirconquest,andleftustothepeaceablegozo
enjoymentofourownterritories.Itwouldbe
interminável
endlesstoenumeratetheexploitsweperformedinthecourseofthisconfederacy,whichbecametheterror
terrorofthewholevillage;insomuchthat,whendifferentinterests
dividiam
dividedit,oneofthepartiescomumente
commonlycourtedtheassistanceofRoderickRandom(bywhichnameIwasknown)tocastthebalance,andkeeptheoppositefacção
factioninawe.Meanwhile,Itooktheadvantageofeveryplay-daytopresentmyselfbeforemygrandfather,towhomI
raramente
seldomfoundaccess,byreasonofhisbeingcloselybesiegedbyanumerousfamilyofhisfemalegrandchildren,who,thoughtheyperpetuallyquarrelledamongthemselves,neverfailedtojoinagainstme,asthecommonenemyofall.His
herdeiro
heir,whowasabouttheageofeighteen,mindednothingbutfox-hunting,andindeedwasqualificado
qualifiedfornothingelse,notwithstandinghisgrandfather’sindulgência
indulgenceinentertainingatutorforhimathome;whoatthesametimeperformedtheofficeof
paróquia
parishclerk.ThisyoungActaeon,who
herdou
inheritedhisgrandfather’santipathytoeverythinginperigo
distress,neversateyesonmewithoutuncouplinghisbeagles,andhuntingmeintosomecabana
cottageorother,whitherIgeralmente
generallyfledforshelter.InthisChristianamusementhewas
encorajado
encouragedbyhispreceptor,who,nodoubt,tooksuchopportunitiestoingratiatehimselfwiththerisingsun,observando
observing,thattheoldgentleman,accordingtothecourseofnature,hadnotlongtolive,forhewasalreadyonthebeira
vergeoffourscore.CHAPTERIII
MyMother’sBrotherarrives—relievesme—a
Descrição
Descriptionofhim—hegoesalongwithmetotheHouseofmyGrandfather—isencontrado
encounteredbyhisDogs—defeatsthem,afterabloodyEngagement—isadmittedtotheoldGentleman—aDiálogo
Dialoguebetweenthem.Aboutthistimemymother’sonlybrother,whohadbeenlong
estrangeiro
abroad,lieutenantofaman-of-war,arrivedinhisowncountry;wherebeinginformedofmycondition,hecametoseeme,andoutofhisslenderfinancesnotonly
forneceu
suppliedmewithwhatnecessariesIwantedforthepresent,butresolveu
resolvednottoleavethecountryuntilhehadprevailedonmygrandfathertosettlesomethinghandsomeforthefuture.Thiswasatasktowhichhewasbynomeans
igual
equal,beingentirelyignorant,notonlyofthejudge’sdisposição
disposition,butalsoofthewaysofmeningeneral,towhichhiseducationonboardhadkepthimanutterstranger.Hewasastrongbuiltman,somewhatbandylegged,withanecklikethatofabull,andafacewhich(youmighteasilyperceive)hadwithstoodthemostobstinateassaultsoftheweather.
Hisdressconsistedofasoldier’scoat
alterado
alteredforhimbytheship’salfaiate
tailor,astripedflanneljacket,apairofredbreechesspannedwithpitch,cleangrayworstedstockings,largesilverbucklesthatcoveredthree-fourthsofhisshoes,asilver-lacedhat,whosecoroa
crownoverlookedthebrimsaboutancentímetro
inchandahalf,blackbobwiginfivela
buckle,acheckshirt,aseda
silkhandkerchief,ahanger,withalatão
brasshandle,girdedtohisthighbyafurnishedlacebelt,andagoodcarvalho
oakplantunderhisarm.Thusequipped,hesetoutwithme(whobyhis
generosidade
bountymadeaverydecentaparência
appearance)formygrandfather’shouse,whereweweresalutedbyJowlerandCésar
Caesar,whommycousin,youngmaster,hadletlooseatourapproach.Beingwellacquaintedwiththeinveteracyofthesecurs,Iwasabouttobetakemyselftomyheels,whenmyuncle
agarrou
seizedmewithonehand,brandishedhiscudgelwiththeother,andatoneblowlaidCésar
Caesarsprawlingontheground;but,findinghimselfattackedatthesametimeinthe
retaguarda
rearbyJowler,andfearingCésar
Caesarmightrecover,hedrewhisgancho
hanger,wheeledabout,andbyaluckystrokecortou
severedJowler’sheadfromhisbody.Bythistime,theyoungfoxhunterandthreeservants,armedwithpitchforksandflails,werecometotheassistanceofthedogs,whomtheyfoundbreathlessuponthefield;
andmycousinwassoprovokedatthedeathofhisfavourites,thatheorderedhisattendantstoadvance,andtakevengeanceontheir
carrasco
executioner,whomheloadedwithallthecursesandreproacheshisangercouldsuggest.Uponwhichmyunclesteppedforwardswithanundauntedair,atthesightofwhosebloodyweaponshisantagonistsfellbackwithprecipitation,whenheaccostedtheirleaderthus:.
“Lookee,brother,yourdogshavingboardedmewithout
provocação
provocation,whatIdidwasinmyowndefesa
defence.Soyouhadbestbecivil,andletusshootahead,clearofyou.”
Whethertheyoung
escudeiro
squiremisinterpretedmyuncle’sdesireofpeace,orwasenragedatthefateofhishoundsbeyondhisusualtom
pitchofresolution,Iknownot;buthe
arrebatou
snatchedaflailfromoneofhisfollowers,andcameupwithashowofassaultingthelieutenant,who,puttinghimselfinapostura
postureofdefence,proceededthus:“Lookee,youlubberlysonofaw—e,ifyoucomeathwartme,’wareyourgingerbreadwork.
I’llbefoulofyourquarter,d—nme.”
This
declaração
declaration,followedbyaflourishofhisgancho
hanger,seemedtochecktheprogressoftheyounggentleman’scholer,who,lookingbehindhim,percebeu
perceivedhisattendantshadslunkintothehouse,shutthegate,andlefthimtodecidethecontentionbyhimself.Hereaparleyensued,whichwasintroducedbymycousin’sasking,“Whothedevilareyou?
Whatdoyouwant?
Some
canalha
scoundrelofaseaman,Isuppose,whohasdesertedandturnedthief.Butdon’tthinkyoushallescape,sirrah—I’llhaveyouhang’d,youdog,Iwill.
Yourbloodshallpayforthatofmytwohounds,youragamuffin.
Iwouldnothavepartedwiththemtosaveyourwholegenerationfromthe
forca
gallows,youruffian,you!”“Noneofyour
maxilar
jaw,youswab—noneofyourjaw,”respondeu
repliedmyuncle,“elseIshalltrimyourlacedjacketforyou.Ishallrubyoudownwithanoaken
toalha
towel,myboy,Ishall.”Sosaying,hesheathedhis
gancho
hanger,andgraspedhiscudgel.