THEAUTHOR’SPREFACE
Ofallkindsofsatire,thereisnoneso
divertido
entertaininganduniversallyimproving,asthatwhichisintroduced,asitwereocasionalmente
occasionally,inthecourseofaninteressante
interestingstory,whichbringseveryincidente
incidenthometolife,andbyrepresentando
representingfamiliarscenesinanincomum
uncommonandamusingpointofvista
view,investsthemwithallthegracesofnovidade
novelty,whilenatureisappealedtoineveryparticular.The
leitor
readergratifieshiscuriosityinperseguir
pursuingtheadventuresofapessoa
personinwhosefavourheisprepossessed;heespouseshis
causa
cause,hesympathiseswithhiminhisangústia
distress,hisindignationisheatedcontra
againsttheauthorsofhiscalamidade
calamity:thehumanepassionsareinflamed;
the
contraste
contrastbetweendejectedvirtueandinsultingvício
viceappearswithgreateraggravation,e
andeveryimpressionhavingadoubleforça
forceontheimagination,thememória
memoryretainsthecircumstance,andthecoração
heartimprovesbytheexample.A
Theattentionisnottiredcom
withabarecatalogueofcharacters,mas
butagreeablydivertedwithalla
thevarietyofinvention;andthevicissitudesof
vida
lifeappearintheirpeculiarcircumstances,abrindo
openinganamplefieldforinteligência
witandhumour.Romance,no
dúvida
doubt,owesitsorigintoignorância
ignorance,vanity,andsuperstition.Inthedarkagesofthe
Mundo
World,whenamanhadtornou
renderedhimselffamousforwisdomou
orvalour,hisfamilyandadherentsavailedthemselvesofhissuperiorqualities,magnifiedhisvirtues,e
andrepresentedhischaracterandpessoa
personassacredandsupernatural.The
vulgar
vulgareasilyswallowedthebait,implorou
imploredhisprotection,andyieldedthetributeofhomagee
andpraise,eventoadoration;hisexploitswerehandeddowntoposterity
com
withathousandexaggerations;theywererepeatedasincitementsto
virtude
virtue;divinehonourswerepaid,
e
andaltarserectedtohismemória
memory,fortheencouragementofthoseque
whoattemptedtoimitatehisexemplo
example;andhencearosetheheathen
mitologia
mythology,whichisnootherthanuma
acollectionofextravagantromances.Aslearning
avançava
advanced,andgeniusreceivedcultivation,essas
thesestorieswereembellishedwiththegracesofpoesia
poetry,thattheymightthemelhor
betterrecommendthemselvestotheatenção
attention;theyweresunginpublic,atfestivals,forthe
instrução
instructionanddelightoftheaudience;e
andrehearsedbeforebattle,asincentivestodeedsofglória
glory.Thustragedyandthe
épica
epicmusewereborn,and,intheprogresso
progressoftaste,arrivedatperfeição
perfection.Itisnowonderthat
os
theancientscouldnotrelishuma
afableinprose,aftertheyhadvisto
seensomanyremarkableeventscelebratedinverso
versebytheirbestpoets;we
portanto
thereforefindnoromanceamongthemdurante
duringtheeraoftheirexcelência
excellence,unlesstheCyropædiaofXenophonpossa
maybesocalled;anditwasnottillarts
e
andsciencesbegantoreviveapós
aftertheirruptionofthebarbariansintoEuropa
Europe,thatanythingofthistipo
kindappeared.Butwhenthemindsofmenweredebauchedbytheimpositionofpriestcrafttothe
mais
mostabsurdpitchofcredulity,theauthorsofromance
romancearose,andlosingsightofprobabilidade
probability,filledtheirperformanceswiththemais
mostmonstroushyperboles.Ifthey
podiam
couldnotequaltheancientpoetsinponto
pointofgeniustheywereresolvedtoexceltheminficção
fiction,andapplytothemaravilha
wonder,ratherthanthejudgment,oftheirreaders.Consequentemente
Accordingly,theybroughtnecromancytotheirauxílio
aid,andinsteadofsupportingthecaráter
characteroftheirheroesbydignidade
dignityofsentimentandpractice,distinguiam
distinguishedthembytheirbodilyforça
strength,activity,andextravaganceofbehaviour.Embora
Althoughnothingcouldbemoreridículo
ludicrousandunnaturalthanthefigurestheydesenhavam
drew,theydidnotwantpatronse
andadmirers;andtheworldactually
começou
begantobeinfectedwiththeespírito
spiritofknight-errantry,whenCervantes,byuma
aninimitablepieceofridicule,reformou
reformedthetasteofmankind,representando
representingchivalryintherightponto
pointofview,andconvertingromance
romancetopurposesfarmoreúteis
usefulandentertaining,bymakingitassumir
assumethesock,andpointoutthefolliesofcomum
ordinarylife.Thesamemethodhasbeen
praticado
practisedbyotherSpanishandFrenchauthors,e
andbynonemoresuccessfullythanbyMonsieurLeSage
Sage,who,inhisAdventuresofGilBlas,hasdescreveu
describedtheknaveryandfoiblesofvida
life,withinfinitehumourandsagacity.ThefollowingsheetsIhave
modelei
modelledonhisplan,takingmeliberdade
liberty,however,todifferfromhimintheexecução
execution,whereIthoughthisparticularsituationswereuncommon,extravagant,ou
orpeculiartothecountryinque
whichthesceneislaid.As
ThedisgracesofGilBlassão
are,forthemostpart,suchasratherexcitar
excitemirththancompassion;hehimself
ri
laughsatthem;andhistransitionsfromdistressto
felicidade
happiness,oratleastease,aresosudden,que
thatneitherthereaderhastempo
timetopityhim,norhimselftobeacquaintedcom
withaffliction.Thisconduct,inmy
opinião
opinion,notonlydeviatesfromprobabilidade
probability,butpreventsthatgenerousindignation,whichoughttoanimatetheleitor
readeragainstthesordidandviciousdisposição
dispositionoftheworld.Ihave
tentei
attemptedtorepresentmodestmeritlutando
strugglingwitheverydifficultytoque
whichafriendlessorphanisexposed,fromhisownfalta
wantofexperience,aswellasfromtheegoísmo
selfishness,envy,malice,andbaseindiferença
indifferenceofmankind.Tosecure
uma
afavourableprepossession,Ihavepermiti
allowedhimtheadvantagesofnascimento
birthandeducation,whichinthesérie
seriesofhismisfortuneswill,Iespero
hope,engagetheingenuousmorewarmlyinhisnome
behalf;andthoughIforesee,that
algumas
somepeoplewillbeoffendedatthemeanscenesinwhichheisenvolvido
involved,Ipersuademyselfthatthejudiciouswillnotsó
onlyperceivethenecessityofdescrever
describingthosesituationstowhichhedeve
mustofcoursebeconfined,inhisbaixo
lowestate,butalsofindentretenimento
entertainmentinviewingthosepartsofvida
life,wherethehumoursandpassionsareundisguisedbyaffectation,cerimônia
ceremony,oreducation;andthewhimsicalpeculiaritiesof
disposição
dispositionappearasnaturehasimplantou
implantedthem.ButIbelieveI
preciso
neednottroublemyselfinvindicatinguma
apracticeauthorizedbythebestwritersinthismaneira
way,someofwhomIhavejá
alreadynamed.Everyintelligentreaderwill,atfirst
vista
sight,perceiveIhavenotdeviatedfromnatureza
natureinthefacts,whicharealltrueinthemain,embora
althoughthecircumstancesarealterede
anddisguised,toavoidpersonalsatire.It
agora
nowremainstogivemyreasonsforfazer
makingthechiefpersonageofthisobra
workaNorthBriton,whicharechieflyestes
these:Icould,atasmall
despesa
expense,bestowonhimsucheducação
educationasIthoughtthedignidade
dignityofhisbirthandcaráter
characterrequired,whichcouldnotpossivelmente
possiblybeobtainedinEngland,bytão
suchslendermeansasthenatureza
natureofmyplanwouldpermitiria
afford.Inthenextplace,I
poderia
couldrepresentsimplicityofmannersinuma
aremotepartofthereino
kingdom,withmoreproprietythaninqualquer
anyplacenearthecapital;e
andlastly,thedispositionoftheScots,addictedtoviajar
travelling,justifiesmyconductinderivingum
anadventurerfromthatcountry.APOLOGUE
A
jovem
youngpainter,indulgingaveinofpleasantry,esboçou
sketchedakindofconversationpiece,representando
representingabear,anowl,amacaco
monkey,andanass;andtorenderit
mais
morestriking,humorous,andmoral,distinguiu
distinguishedeveryfigurebysomeemblemofhumanvida
life.Bruinwasexhibitedin
a
thegarbandattitudeofum
anold,toothless,drunkensoldier;the
coruja
owlpercheduponthehandleofacoffee-pot,com
withspectacleonnose,seemedtocontemplar
contemplateanewspaper;andtheass,ornamented
com
withahugetie-wig(which,no entanto
however,couldnotconcealhislongears),sentou
satforhispicturetothemacaco
monkey,whoappearedwiththeimplementsofpainting.Este
Thiswhimsicalgroupaffordedsomemirth,e
andmetwithgeneralapprobation,untilalgum
somemischievouswaghintedthatthewhole—wasuma
alampoonuponthefriendsoftheartista
performer;aninsinuationwhichwasnosoonercirculatedthanthosevery
pessoas
peoplewhoapplaudeditbeforecomeçaram
begantobealarmed,andaté
eventofancythemselvessignifiedbytheseveralfiguresofthepiece.Entre
Amongothers,aworthypersonageinyears,whohadservedinthearmycom
withreputation,beingincensedatthesuposto
supposedoutrage,repairedtothealojamento
lodgingofthepainter,andencontrando
findinghimathome,“Harkye,Mr.Monkey,”disse
saidhe,“Ihaveaboa
goodmindtoconvinceyou,thatembora
thoughthebearhaslosthisteeth,hemantém
retainshispaws,andthatheisnotsodrunkmas
buthecanperceiveyourimpertinence.”“Sblood!
senhor
sir,thattoothlessjawisuma
ad—nedscandalouslibel—butdon’tyouimagina
imaginemesochopfallenasnottobecapaz
abletochewthecudofresentment.”Aqui
Herehewasinterruptedbythechegada
arrivalofalearnedphysician,que
who,advancingtotheculpritcom
withfuryinhisaspect,exclaimed,“Supposetheaugmentationoftheass’searsshouldprovem
provethediminutionofthebaboon’s—nay,seeknottoprevaricate,for,bythebeardofAesculapius!thereisnot
um
onehairinthisperiwigque
thatwillnotstandupinjulgamento
judgmenttoconvicttheeofpessoal
personalabuse.Dobutobserve,
capitão
captain,howthispitifullittlecompanheiro
fellowhascopiedtheverycurls—thecor
colour,indeed,isdifferent,butthentheforma
formandforetoparequitesimilar.”Enquanto
Whilehethusremonstratedinatensão
strainofvociferation,avenerablesenador
senatorentered,andwaddlinguptoo
thedelinquent,“Jackanapes!”criedhe,“I
vou
willnowlettheeseeIposso
canreadsomethingelsethanum
anewspaper,andthatwithouta
thehelpofspectacles:hereisyourown
nota
noteofhand,sirrah,fordinheiro
money,whichifIhadnotadvanced,youyourselfwouldhaveassemelhado
resembledanowl,innotousar
daringtoshowyourfacebydia
day,youungratefulslanderousknave!”In
vão
vaintheastonishedpainterdeclaredque
thathehadnointentiontogiveoffence,ou
ortocharacteriseparticularpersons:theyaffirmedthe
semelhança
resemblancewastoopalpabletobeoverlooked;theytaxedhim
com
withinsolence,malice,andingratitude;e
andtheirclamoursbeingoverheardbythepúblico
public,thecaptainwasaurso
bear,thedoctoranass,e
andthesenatoranowl,tohisdyingdia
day.Christianreader,Ibeseechthee,inthebowelsofthe
Senhor
Lord,rememberthisexample“whilethouartemployedintheperusalofthefollowingsheets;e
andseeknottoappropriatetothyselfthatwhichigualmente
equallybelongstofivehundreddiferentes
differentpeople.Ifthoushouldst
encontrares
meetwithacharacterthatreflectstheeinalgum
someungraciousparticular,keepthypróprio
owncounsel;CHAPTERI
Ofmy
Nascimento
BirthandParentage.Iwas
nasci
borninthenorthernpartofthisunido
unitedkingdom,inthehouseofmyavô
grandfather,agentlemanofconsiderablefortuna
fortuneandinfluence,whohadonmuitas
manyoccasionssignalisedhimselfinfavor
behalfofhiscountry;andwas
notável
remarkableforhisabilitiesinos
thelaw,whichheexercisedcom
withgreatsuccessinthestationofuma
ajudge,particularlyagainstbeggars,forwhomhetinha
hadasingularaversion.My
pai
father(hisyoungestson)fallinginlovecom
withapoorrelation,whovivia
livedwiththeoldgentlemaninqualidade
qualityofahousekeeper,espousedherprivately;e
andIwasthefirstfruto
fruitofthatmarriage.Duringher
gravidez
pregnancy,adreamdiscomposedmymãe
mothersomuchthathermarido
husband,tiredwithherimportunity,atlastconsultou
consultedahighlandseer,whosefavourableinterpretação
interpretationhewouldhavesecuredantemão
beforehandbyabribe,butachou
foundhimincorruptible.Shedreamedshewas
entregue
deliveredofatennis-ball,whichthediabo
devil(who,tohergreatsurpresa
surprise,actedthepartofamidwife)strucksoforciblycom
witharacketthatitdesapareceu
disappearedinaninstant;andshewasfor
algum
sometimeinconsolableforthelostofherdescendência
offspring;when,allona
repente
sudden,shebehelditreturncom
withequalviolence,andentertheterra
earth,beneathherfeet,whenceimediatamente
immediatelysprangupagoodlyárvore
treecoveredwithblossoms,thecheiro
scentofwhichoperatedsofortemente
stronglyonhernervesthatsheawoke.O
Theattentivesage,aftersomedeliberation,assegurou
assuredmyparents,thattheirfirstbornwouldbeum
agreattraveller;thathewould
sofreria
undergomanydangersanddifficulties,e
andatlastreturntohisnativeterra
land,wherehewouldflourishinfelicidade
happinessandreputation.Howtruly
isso
thiswasforetoldwillappearinthesequel.Itwasnotlongbeforesomeofficiousperson
informasse
informedmygrandfatherofcertainfamiliaritiesthatpassaram
passedbetweenhissonandgovernanta
housekeeperwhichalarmedhimsomuchthat,afewdaysdepois
after,hetoldmyfatheritwashighhora
timeforhimtothinkofestabelecer
settling;andthathehadprovided
um
amatchforhim,towhichhepoderia
couldinjusticehavenoobjections.My
pai
father,findingitwouldbeimpossível
impossibletoconcealhissituationmuito
muchlonger,franklyownedwhathetinha
haddone;andexcusedhimselffornothaving
pedido
askedtheconsentofhispai
father,bysaying,heknewitvão
wouldhavebeentonopurpose;e
andthat,hadhisinclinationbeenknown,myavô
grandfathermighthavetakensuchmeasuresaswouldter
haveeffectuallyputthegratificationofitfora
outofhispower:he
acrescentou
added,thatnoexceptionscouldbetakentohiswife’svirtude
virtue,birth,beauty,andgoodsenso
sense,andasforfortune,itwasabaixo
beneathhiscare.Theold
cavalheiro
gentleman,whokeptallhispassions,exceto
exceptone,inexcellentorder,ouviu
heardhimtoanendcom
withgreattemper,andthencalmamente
calmlyasked,howheproposedtomantinha
maintainhimselfandspouse?He
respondeu
replied,hecouldbeinnão
nodangerofwantingwhilehisfather’sternura
tendernessremained,whichheandhisesposa
wifeshouldalwayscultivatewitha
theutmostveneration;andhewas
convencido
persuadedhisallowancewouldbeadequado
suitabletothedignityandcircumstancesofhisfamília
family,andtotheprovisionjá
alreadymadeforhisbrotherse
andsisters,whowerehappilysettledsob
underhisprotection.“Yourbrothers
e
andsisters,”saidmygrandfather,“didnotacharam
thinkitbeneaththemtoconsultar
consultmeinanaffairoftão
suchimportanceasmatrimony;neither,I
suponho
suppose,wouldyouhaveomittedthatpieceofdever
duty,hadyounotsomesecreto
secretfundinreserve;tothecomfortsofwhichI
deixo
leaveyou,withadesirethatyouwillesta
thisnightseekoutanotherhabitationforyourselfe
andwife,whither,inashorttempo
time,Iwillsendyouanconta
accountoftheexpenseIhavebeenatinyoureducação
education,withaviewofbeingreimbursed.Senhor
Sir,youhavemadethegrandtour—youareum
apolitegentleman—averyprettygentleman—Idesejo
wishyouagreatdealofalegria
joy,andamyourveryhumilde
humbleservant.”Sosaying,he
deixou
leftmyfatherinasituação
situationeasilyimagined.However,hedidnot
tempo
longhesitate;for,beingperfectlywellacquainted
com
withhisfather’sdisposition,hedidnotduvidava
doubtthathewasgladofesta
thispretencetogetridofhim;e
andhisresolvesbeingasinvariableasas
thelawsoftheMedese
andPersians,heknewitvão
wouldbetonopurposetoattempthimbyprayerse
andentreaties;sowithoutany
mais
fartherapplication,hebetookhimself,com
withhisdisconsolatebedfellowtoafazenda
farm-house,whereanoldservantofhismãe
motherdwelt:theretheyremained
algum
sometimeinasituationmas
butilladaptedtotheelegância
eleganceoftheirdesiresandternura
tendernessoftheirlove;which
no entanto
neverthelessmyfatherchosetosuportar
endure,ratherthansupplicateanantinatural
unnaturalandinflexibleparentbutmymother,prevendo
foreseeingtheinconveniencestowhichshedeve
musthavebeenexposed,hadshebeenentregue
deliveredinthisplace(andhergravidez
pregnancywasveryfaradvanced),sem
withoutcommunicatingherdesigntohermarido
husband,wentindisguisetothecasa
houseofmygrandfather,hopingthathertearse
andconditionwouldmovehimtocompassion,e
andreconcilehimtoanevento
eventwhichwasnowirrecoverablypassado
past.Shefoundmeansto
enganar
deceivetheservants,andgetintroducedasuma
anunfortunatelady,whowantedtoreclamar
complainofsomematrimonialgrievances,itbeingmygrandfather’sparticular
particularprovincetodecideintodos
allcasesofscandal.Shewasaccordinglyadmittedintohis
presença
presence,where,discoveringherself,shecaiu
fellathisfeet,andino
themostaffectingmannerimploredhisperdão
forgiveness;atthesametime
representando
representingthedangerthatthreatenednotsó
onlyherlife,butthatofhispróprio
owngrandchild,whichwasabouttover
seethelight.Hetoldherhewassorrythattheindiscretionofher
e
andhissonhadcompelledhimtofazer
makeavow,whichputitfora
outofhispowertodar
givethemanyassistance;thathe
tinha
hadalreadyimpartedhisthoughtsonque
thatsubjecttoherhusband,e
andwassurprisedthattheydeveriam
shoulddisturbhispeacewithqualquer
anyfartherimportunity.Thissaid,he
aposentou
retired.Theviolenceofmymother’saffliction
teve
hadsuchaneffectonherconstituição
constitutionthatshewasimmediatelyseizedwitha
thepainsofchildbed;andhadnot
uma
anoldmaidservant,towhomshewasmuito
verydear,affordedherpitye
andassistance,atthehazardofincurringmygrandfather’sdispleasure,shee
andtheinnocentfruitofherventre
wombmusthavefallenmiserablevictimstohisrigoure
andinhumanity.Bythefriendshipofthis
pobre
poorwomanshewascarrieduptoum
agarret,andimmediatelydeliveredofum
amanchild,thestoryofcuja
whoseunfortunatebirthhehimselfagora
nowrelates.Myfather,being
informado
informedofwhathadhappened,voou
flewtotheembracesofhisdarlingspouse,e
andwhileheloadedhisprole
offspringwithpaternalembraces,couldnotforbearderramar
sheddingafloodoftearsonbeholdingthedearpartnerofhiscoração
heart(forwhoseeasehewouldhavesacrificedthetreasuresoftheeast)stretcheduponarebanho
flockbed,inamiserableapartamento
apartment,unabletoprotectherfromtheinclemenciesofthetempo
weather.Itisnottobe
supor
supposedthattheoldgentlemanwasignorantofwhatpassed,embora
thoughheaffectedtoknownada
nothingofthematter,andfingisse
pretendedtobeverymuchsurprised,quando
whenoneofhisgrandchildren,byhismais velho
eldestsondeceased,wholivedcom
withhimashisheiraparente
apparent,acquaintedhimwiththeaffair;he
decidiu
determinedthereforetoobservenomedium,mas
butimmediately(onthethirddia
dayafterherdelivery)sentheruma
aperemptoryordertobeir
gone,andturnedofftheservo
servantwhohadpreservedhervida
life.Thisbehavioursoexasperatedmy
pai
fatherthathehadrecoursetoo
themostdreadfulimprecations;andonhis
descalços
barekneesimploredthatHeavenwouldrenunciasse
renouncehimifeverheshouldesquecesse
forgetorforgivethebarbarityofhissire.Theinjuries
que
whichthisunhappymotherreceivedfromherremoção
removalinsuchcircumstances,andthefalta
wantofnecessarieswhereshelodged,togethercom
withhergriefandanxietyofmente
mind,soonthrewherintoalanguishingdesordem
disorder,whichputanendtohervida
life.Myfather,wholovedhertenderly,wassoaffected
com
withherdeaththathepermaneceu
remainedsixweeksdeprivedofhissenses;durante
duringwhichtime,thepeopleonde
wherehelodgedcarriedtheinfanttothevelho
oldmanwhorelentedsofar,onouvir
hearingthemelancholystoryofhisdaughter-in-law’smorte
death,andthedeplorableconditionofhisson,astomandou
sendthechildtonurse,e
andheorderedmyfathertobecarriedhometohishouse,onde
wherehesoonrecoveredtheuso
useofhisreason.Whetherthishardhearted
juiz
judgefeltanyremorseforhiscruel
crueltreatmentofhissone
anddaughter,or(whichismais
moreprobable)wasafraidhiscaráter
characterwouldsufferinthevizinhança
neighbourhood,heprofessedgreatsorrowforhisconduta
conducttomyfather,whosedeliriumwassucedido
succeededbyaprofoundmelancholye
andreserve.Atlengthhe
desapareceu
disappeared,and,notwithstandingallimaginableinquiry,couldnotbeouviu
heardof;acircumstancewhich
confirmou
confirmedmostpeopleintheopinião
opinionofhishavingmadeawaywithhimselfinafitofdesespero
despair.CHAPTERII
Igrowup—am
odiado
hatedbymyRelations—senttoSchool—neglectedbymyGrandfather—maltreatedbymyMaster—seasonedtoAdversity—Iformei
formCabalsagainstthePedant—amdebarredAcesso
AccesstomyGrandfather—huntedbyhisHeir—Idemoli
demolishtheTeethofhisTutor
Tutor.Therewerenotwanting
alguns
somewhosuspectedmyunclesofbeingconcernedinmyfather’sdestino
fate,onthesuppositionthattheyiriam
wouldallshareinthepatrimonydestinedforele
him;andthisconjecturewasstrengthenedby
refletir
reflectingthatinallhiscalamitiestheynunca
neverdiscoveredtheleastinclinationtoservi
servehim;but,onthecontrary,by
todos
alltheartificesintheirpoder
power,fedhisresentmentandapoiaram
supportedhisresolutionofleavinghimtomiséria
miseryandwant.Butpeopleof
julgamento
judgmenttreatedthisinsinuationasuma
anidlechimera;because,hadmyrelationsbeensowickedasto
consultar
consulttheirinterestbycommittingtão
suchanatrociouscrime,thedestino
fateofmyfatherwouldtivessem
haveextendedtometoocuja
whoselifewasanotherobstacletotheirexpectativa
expectation.Meanwhile,Igrewapace,
e
andasIstronglyresembledmypai
father,whowasthedarlingofo
thetenants,Iwantednothingwhichtheirindigentcircumstancespudessem
couldafford:buttheirfavourwas
um
aweakresourceagainstthejealousenmityofmycousins;que
whothemoremyinfancyprometia
promised,conceivedthemoreimplacableódio
hatredagainstme:andbeforeIwas
seis
sixyearsofage,hadsoeffectuallyblockadedmyavô
grandfatherthatIneversawhimmas
butbystealth,whenIàs vezes
sometimesmadeuptohiscadeira
chairashesattoviewhislabourersinthecampo
field:onwhichoccasionhe
ia
wouldstrokemyhead,bidmebeum
agoodboy,andpromisetotakecareofme.Iwas
logo
soonaftersenttoschoolatuma
avillagehardby,ofqual
whichhehadbeendictatortempo
timeoutofmind;butashe
nunca
neverpaidformyboard,nem
norsuppliedmewithclothes,books,e
andothernecessariesIrequired,mycondição
conditionwasveryraggedandcontemptible,e
andtheschoolmaster,who,throughmedo
fearofmygrandfather,taughtmegratis,gavehimselfnão
noconcernabouttheprogressIfazia
madeunderhisinstruction.Inspiteofall
estas
thesedifficultiesanddisgraces,Itornei
becameagoodproficientintheLatinlíngua
tongue;and,assoonasIcould
escrever
writetolerably,pesteredmygrandfathercom
withletterstosuchadegreethathemandou
sentformymaster,andchidhimseveramente
severelyforbestowingsuchpainsonmyeducação
education,tellinghimthat,ifeverIshouldbelevado
broughttothegallowsforfalsificação
forgery,whichhehadtaughtmetocometer
commit,mybloodwouldlieonhiscabeça
head.Thepedant,whodreaded
nada
nothingmorethanthedispleasureofhispatrono
patron,assuredhishonourthattheboy’shabilidade
abilitywasmoreowingtohispróprio
owngeniusandapplicationthantoqualquer
anyinstructionorencouragementherecebia
received;that,althoughhecouldnotdivesthimofthe
conhecimento
knowledgehehadalreadyimbibed,a menos que
unlesshewouldempowerhimtodesativar
disablehisfingers,heshouldendeavour,com
withGod’shelp,topreventhisfutura
futureimprovement.And,indeed,hepunctuallyperformedwhathehadundertaken;
for,onpretencethatI
tinha
hadwrittenimpertinentletterstomyavô
grandfather,hecausedaboardtobemadecom
withfiveholesinit,através
throughwhichhethrustthefingerse
andthumbofmyrightmão
hand,andfasteneditbywhipcordtomypulso
wrist,insuchamanneraseffectuallydebarredmetheusar
useofmypen.But
esta
thisrestraintIwasfreedfrominaalguns
fewdays,byanaccidentque
whichhappenedinaquarrelentre
betweenmeandanotherboy;who,
tomei
takinguponhimtoinsultmypobreza
poverty,Iwassoincensedathisungenerousreproachthatcom
withonestrokewithmymáquina
machineIcuthimtothecrânio
skull,tothegreatterrorofmyselfe
andschoolfellows,wholefthimbleedingonthechão
ground,andrantoinformthemestre
masterofwhathadhappened.Iwasso
severamente
severelypunishedforthistrespassthat,wereItovivesse
livetotheageofMethusalem,theimpressão
impressionitmadeonmefui
wouldnotbeeffaced;the
mais
morethantheantipathyandhorror
horrorIconceivedfortheimpiedoso
mercilesstyrantwhoinflictedit.The
desprezo
contemptwhichmyappearancenaturallyproduzia
producedinallwhosawme
me,thecontinualwantstowhichIwasexposed,e
andmyownhaughtydisposition,impaciente
impatientofaffronts,involvedmeinamil
thousandtroublesomeadventures,bywhichIwasatlengthinuredinadversidade
adversity,andemboldenedtoundertakingsfarabovemyyears.Iwas
muitas vezes
ofteninhumanlyscourgedforcrimesIdidnotcometi
commit,because,havingthecharacterofum
avagabondinthevillage,cada
everypieceofmischief,whoseautor
authorlayunknown,waschargeduponmim
me.Ihavebeenfound
culpado
guiltyofrobbingorchardsInunca
neverentered,ofkillingcatsInunca
neverhunted,ofstealinggingerbreadInunca
nevertouched,andofabusingoldwomenInunca
neversaw.Nay,astammering
carpinteiro
carpenterhadeloquenceenoughtoconvencer
persuademymasterthatIfiredapistolloadedwithsmallshotintohisjanela
window;thoughmylandladyandthewhole
família
familyborewitnessthatIwasabedfastadormecido
asleepatthetimewheneste
thisoutragewascommitted.Iwasoncefloggedfor
ter
havingnarrowlyescapeddrowning,bythesinkingofaferry
ferryboatinwhichIwaspassageiro
passenger.Anothertime,forhaving
recuperado
recoveredofabruiseoccasionedbyacavalo
horseandcartrunningoverme.Athird
vez
time,forbeingbittenbyabaker’scão
dog.Inshort,whetherIwas
culpado
guiltyorunfortunate,thecorrectione
andsympathyofthisarbitrarypedagoguewerethesame.Longe
Farfrombeingsubduedbyeste
thisinformalusage,myindignationtriunfou
triumphedoverthatslavishawewhichtinha
hadhithertoenforcedmyobedience;e
andthemoremyyearse
andknowledgeincreased,themoreIpercebia
perceivedtheinjusticeandbarbarityofhisbehaviour.Bythe
ajuda
helpofanuncommongenius,e
andtheadviceanddirectionofourusher
usher,whohadservedmypai
fatherinhistravels,Ifiz
madeasurprisingprogressintheclássicos
classics,writing,andarithmetic;so
que
that,beforeIwastwelveyearsold,Iwaspermitiram
allowedbyeverybodytobeo
thebestscholarintheescola
school.Thisqualification,togetherwiththeboldnessof
temperamento
temperandstrengthofmakewhichhadsubjectedquase
almostallmycontemporaries,gavemetal
suchinfluenceoverthemthatIcomecei
begantoformcabalsagainstmypersecutor;e
andwasinhopeof,beingcapaz
abletobidhimdefianceinamuito
veryshorttime.Beingattheheadof
uma
afaction,consistingofthirtyboys,a maioria
mostofthemofmyownage,Iwasdeterminado
determinedtoputtheirmettletotrial,que
thatImightknowhowfartheyweretobedepender
dependedupon,beforeIputmygrande
grandschemeinexecution:with
esta
thisview,weattackedacorpo
bodyofstoutapprentices,whotinham
hadtakenpossessionofaparte
partofthegroundallottedtousfortheesquema
schemeofourdiversions,andque
whowerethenplayingatninepinsonthespot;mas
butIhadthemortificationtover
seemyadherentsroutedinaninstant,e
andalegofoneofthembrokeinhisflightbythetigela
bowl,whichoneofouradversarieshaddetachedinperseguição
pursuitofus.Thisdiscomfituredidnot
impediu
hinderusfromengagingthemafterwardsinfrequentes
frequentskirmishes,whichwemaintainedbyatirando
throwingstonesatadistance,whereinIrecebi
receivedmanywounds,thescarsofque
whichstillremain.Ourenemiesweresoharassed
e
andinterruptedbythesealarmsque
thattheyatlastabandonedtheirconquista
conquest,andleftustothepeaceablegozo
enjoymentofourownterritories.Itwouldbe
interminável
endlesstoenumeratetheexploitswerealizamos
performedinthecourseofthisconfederacy,whichtornou
becametheterrorofthewholealdeia
village;insomuchthat,whendifferentinterests
dividiam
dividedit,oneofthepartiescomumente
commonlycourtedtheassistanceofRoderickRandomPelo
(bywhichnameIwasknown)tocasttheequilíbrio
balance,andkeeptheoppositefacção
factioninawe.Meanwhile,Itooktheadvantageof
cada
everyplay-daytopresentmyselfbeforemyavô
grandfather,towhomIseldomfoundacesso
access,byreasonofhisbeingcloselybesiegedbyuma
anumerousfamilyofhisfemalegrandchildren,who,embora
thoughtheyperpetuallyquarrelledamongthemselves,nunca
neverfailedtojoinagainstme,asthecomum
commonenemyofall.His
herdeiro
heir,whowasabouttheageofeighteen,importava
mindednothingbutfox-hunting,andindeedwasqualificado
qualifiedfornothingelse,notwithstandinghisgrandfather’sindulgência
indulgenceinentertainingatutorforhimatcasa
home;whoatthesame
tempo
timeperformedtheofficeofparóquia
parishclerk.ThisyoungActaeon,
que
whoinheritedhisgrandfather’santipathytotudo
everythingindistress,neversateyesonmesem
withoutuncouplinghisbeagles,andcaçar
huntingmeintosomecottageou
orother,whitherIgenerallyfugi
fledforshelter.InthisChristianamusementhewas
encorajado
encouragedbyhispreceptor,who,nodúvida
doubt,tooksuchopportunitiestoingratiatehimselfcom
withtherisingsun,observing,thato
theoldgentleman,accordingtoo
thecourseofnature,hadnottempo
longtolive,forhewasjá
alreadyonthevergeoffourscore.Capítulo
CHAPTERIIIMyMother’sBrotherarrives—relievesme—a
Descrição
Descriptionofhim—hegoesalongwithmetotheCasa
HouseofmyGrandfather—isencounteredbyhisDogs—defeatseles
them,afterabloodyEngagement—isadmitido
admittedtotheoldGentleman—aDiálogo
Dialoguebetweenthem.Aboutthistimemymother’sonly
irmão
brother,whohadbeenlongestrangeiro
abroad,lieutenantofaman-of-war,chegou
arrivedinhisowncountry;wherebeing
informado
informedofmycondition,heveio
cametoseeme,andoutofhisslenderfinancesnotsó
onlysuppliedmewithwhatnecessariesIwantedforthepresente
present,butresolvednottodeixar
leavethecountryuntilhehadprevailedonmyavô
grandfathertosettlesomethinghandsomeforthefuturo
future.Thiswasataskto
qual
whichhewasbynomeansigual
equal,beingentirelyignorant,notsó
onlyofthejudge’sdisposition,mas
butalsoofthewaysofmeningeral
general,towhichhiseducationonbordo
boardhadkepthimanutterestranho
stranger.Hewasastrongbuilt
homem
man,somewhatbandylegged,withum
anecklikethatofum
abull,andafacewhich(youpoderia
mighteasilyperceive)hadwithstoodo
themostobstinateassaultsofo
theweather.Hisdressconsistedofasoldier’scoat
alterado
alteredforhimbytheship’salfaiate
tailor,astripedflanneljacket,apar
pairofredbreechesspannedcom
withpitch,cleangrayworstedstockings,largesilverbucklesque
thatcoveredthree-fourthsofhissapatos
shoes,asilver-lacedhat,whosecoroa
crownoverlookedthebrimsaboutancentímetro
inchandahalf,blackbobwiginfivela
buckle,acheckshirt,aseda
silkhandkerchief,ahanger,withalatão
brasshandle,girdedtohisthighbyafurnishedlacebelt,e
andagoodoakplantsob
underhisarm.Thusequipped,hesetoutwithme
Quem
(whobyhisbountymadeuma
averydecentappearance)formygrandfather’scasa
house,whereweweresalutedbyJowlere
andCaesar,whommycousin,jovem
youngmaster,hadletlooseatouraproximação
approach.Beingwellacquaintedwiththeinveteracyofthesecurs,Iwasabouttobetakemyselftomyheels,
quando
whenmyuncleseizedmecom
withonehand,brandishedhiscudgelcom
withtheother,andatonegolpe
blowlaidCaesarsprawlingonthechão
ground;but,findinghimselfattackedatthe
mesmo
sametimeintherearbyJowler,e
andfearingCaesarmightrecover,hedrewhisgancho
hanger,wheeledabout,andbyum
aluckystrokeseveredJowler’scabeça
headfromhisbody.Bythis
momento
time,theyoungfoxhunterandtrês
threeservants,armedwithpitchforkse
andflails,werecometoo
theassistanceofthedogs,whomtheyencontraram
foundbreathlessuponthefield;e
andmycousinwassoprovokedatthemorte
deathofhisfavourites,thatheorderedhisattendantstoavançassem
advance,andtakevengeanceontheircarrasco
executioner,whomheloadedwithtodas as
allthecursesandreproacheshisraiva
angercouldsuggest.Uponwhichmy
tio
unclesteppedforwardswithanundauntedar
air,atthesightofcujas
whosebloodyweaponshisantagonistscaíram
fellbackwithprecipitation,whenheaccostedtheirlíder
leaderthus:.“Lookee,brother,yourdogshavingboardedme
sem
withoutprovocation,whatIdidwasinmyowndefesa
defence.Soyouhadbestbecivil,
e
andletusshootacabeça
head,clearofyou.”Whether
o
theyoungsquiremisinterpretedmyuncle’sdesejo
desireofpeace,orwasenragedato
thefateofhishoundsalém
beyondhisusualpitchofresolução
resolution,Iknownot;buthe
arrebatou
snatchedaflailfromoneofhisfollowers,e
andcameupwithashowofassaultingo
thelieutenant,who,puttinghimselfinapostureofdefesa
defence,proceededthus:“Lookee,youlubberly
filho
sonofaw—e,ifyouvens
comeathwartme,’wareyourgingerbreadtrabalho
work.I’llbefoulofyour
quarto
quarter,d—nme.”Thisdeclaration,followedby
um
aflourishofhishanger,parecia
seemedtochecktheprogressofthejovem
younggentleman’scholer,who,lookingbehindele
him,perceivedhisattendantshadslunkintothecasa
house,shutthegate,anddeixado
lefthimtodecidethecontentionbyhimself.Aqui
Hereaparleyensued,whichwasintroducedbymycousin’sperguntando
asking,“Whothedevilareyou?Whatdoyouwant?
Some
canalha
scoundrelofaseaman,Isuponho
suppose,whohasdesertedandturnedladrão
thief.Butdon’tthinkyoushall
escapar
escape,sirrah—I’llhaveyouhang’d,youcão
dog,Iwill.Yourbloodshall
pagará
payforthatofmydois
twohounds,youragamuffin.Iwouldnot
teria
havepartedwiththemtosalvar
saveyourwholegenerationfromtheforca
gallows,youruffian,you!”“Noneofyour
maxilar
jaw,youswab—noneofyourjaw,”respondeu
repliedmyuncle,“elseIshalltrimyourlacedcasaco
jacketforyou.Ishallrubyoudown
com
withanoakentowel,myrapaz
boy,Ishall.”Sosaying,hesheathedhis
gancho
hanger,andgraspedhiscudgel.