THEAUTHOR’SPREFACE
Ofallkindsofsatire,thereisnonesoentertaining
e
anduniversallyimproving,asthatwhichisintroduced,asitwereoccasionally,inthecurso
courseofaninterestingstory,whichtraz
bringseveryincidenthometovida
life,andbyrepresentingfamiliarscenesinanuncommone
andamusingpointofview,investsthemcom
withallthegracesofnovelty,enquanto
whilenatureisappealedtoineveryparticular.Thereadergratifieshiscuriosityinpursuingtheadventuresof
uma
apersoninwhosefavourheisprepossessed;heespouseshis
causa
cause,hesympathiseswithhiminhisdistress,hisindignationisheatedcontra
againsttheauthorsofhiscalamity:as
thehumanepassionsareinflamed;thecontrast
entre
betweendejectedvirtueandinsultingviceappearscom
withgreateraggravation,andeveryimpressiontendo
havingadoubleforceontheimagination,thememoryretainsthecircumstance,e
andtheheartimprovesbytheexample.A
Theattentionisnottiredcom
withabarecatalogueofcharacters,mas
butagreeablydivertedwithalla
thevarietyofinvention;andthevicissitudesof
vida
lifeappearintheirpeculiarcircumstances,abrindo
openinganamplefieldforwite
andhumour.Romance,nodoubt,owesitsorigintoignorance,vanity,
e
andsuperstition.Inthedarkagesofthe
Mundo
World,whenamanhadrenderedhimselffamousforwisdomou
orvalour,hisfamilyandadherentsavailedthemselvesofhissuperiorqualities,magnifiedhisvirtues,e
andrepresentedhischaracterandpessoa
personassacredandsupernatural.Thevulgareasilyswallowedthebait,imploredhisprotection,
e
andyieldedthetributeofhomagee
andpraise,eventoadoration;hisexploitswerehandeddowntoposterity
com
withathousandexaggerations;theywererepeatedasincitementstovirtue;
divinehonourswere
pagas
paid,andaltarserectedtohismemory,foro
theencouragementofthosewhoattemptedtoimitatehisexample;e
andhencearosetheheathenmythology,whichisnão
nootherthanacollectionofextravagantromances.Aslearningadvanced,
e
andgeniusreceivedcultivation,thesestorieswereembellishedcom
withthegracesofpoetry,que
thattheymightthebetterrecommendthemselvestotheattention;theyweresunginpublic,atfestivals,fortheinstruction
e
anddelightoftheaudience;e
andrehearsedbeforebattle,asincentivestodeedsofglory.Thustragedy
e
andtheepicmusewereborn,e
and,intheprogressoftaste,arrivedatperfection.Itis
não
nowonderthattheancientspudessem
couldnotrelishafableinprose,aftertheyhadvisto
seensomanyremarkableeventscelebratedinversebytheirbestpoets;wetherefore
encontramos
findnoromanceamongthemduringa
theeraoftheirexcellence,unlessa
theCyropædiaofXenophonmaybesocalled;e
anditwasnottillartse
andsciencesbegantoreviveapós
aftertheirruptionofthebarbariansintoEurope,thatalgo
anythingofthiskindappeared.Mas
Butwhenthemindsofmenweredebauchedbytheimpositionofpriestcrafttothemais
mostabsurdpitchofcredulity,theauthorsofromancearose,e
andlosingsightofprobability,filledtheirperformancescom
withthemostmonstroushyperboles.Se
Iftheycouldnotequaltheancientpoetsinponto
pointofgeniustheywereresolvedtoexceltheminfiction,e
andapplytothewonder,ratherthanthejudgment,oftheirreaders.Accordingly,they
trouxeram
broughtnecromancytotheiraid,e
andinsteadofsupportingthecharacteroftheirheroesbydignityofsentimente
andpractice,distinguishedthembytheirbodilystrength,activity,e
andextravaganceofbehaviour.Although
nada
nothingcouldbemoreludicrouse
andunnaturalthanthefigurestheydrew,theydidnotwantpatronse
andadmirers;andtheworld
fato
actuallybegantobeinfectedcom
withthespiritofknight-errantry,quando
whenCervantes,byaninimitablepieceofridicule,reformedthetasteofmankind,representingchivalryintherightapontar
pointofview,andconvertingromancetopurposesmuito
farmoreusefulandentertaining,byfazendo
makingitassumethesock,e
andpointoutthefolliesofordinaryvida
life.Thesamemethodhasbeenpractisedby
outros
otherSpanishandFrenchauthors,e
andbynonemoresuccessfullythanbyMonsieurLeSage,who,inhisAdventuresofGilBlas,hasdescribedtheknaverye
andfoiblesoflife,withinfinitehumoure
andsagacity.ThefollowingsheetsIhavemodelledonhis
plano
plan,takingmeliberty,however,todifferfromhimintheexecution,onde
whereIthoughthisparticularsituationswereuncommon,extravagant,ou
orpeculiartothecountryinque
whichthesceneislaid.As
ThedisgracesofGilBlassão
are,forthemostpart,suchasratherexcitemirththancompassion;hehimselflaughsat
deles
them;andhistransitionsfromdistresstohappiness,
ou
oratleastease,aresosudden,que
thatneitherthereaderhastempo
timetopityhim,norhimselftobeacquaintedcom
withaffliction.Thisconduct,inmyopinion,not
só
onlydeviatesfromprobability,butpreventsthatgenerousindignation,whichoughttoanimatethereadercontra
againstthesordidandviciousdispositionofthemundo
world.Ihaveattemptedtorepresentmodestmeritstrugglingwith
todas as
everydifficultytowhichafriendlessorphanisexposed,fromhisownfalta
wantofexperience,aswellasfromtheselfishness,envy,malice,e
andbaseindifferenceofmankind.Tosecure
uma
afavourableprepossession,Ihaveallowedhimtheadvantagesofbirthe
andeducation,whichintheseriesofhismisfortuneswill,Iespero
hope,engagetheingenuousmorewarmlyinhisbehalf;e
andthoughIforesee,thatalgumas
somepeoplewillbeoffendedatthemeanscenesinwhichheisinvolved,Ipersuademyselfthatthejudiciouswillnotsó
onlyperceivethenecessityofdescribingessas
thosesituationstowhichhedeve
mustofcoursebeconfined,inhislowestate,mas
butalsofindentertainmentinviewingessas
thosepartsoflife,wherethehumourse
andpassionsareundisguisedbyaffectation,ceremony,ou
oreducation;andthewhimsicalpeculiaritiesofdispositionappearasnaturehasimplantedthem.
Mas
ButIbelieveIneednottroublemyselfinvindicatinguma
apracticeauthorizedbythebestwritersinthismaneira
way,someofwhomIhavejá
alreadynamed.Everyintelligentreaderwill,atfirstsight,perceiveIhavenotdeviatedfromnatureinthefacts,
que
whicharealltrueinthemain,althoughthecircumstancesarealterede
anddisguised,toavoidpersonalsatire.It
agora
nowremainstogivemyreasonsforfazer
makingthechiefpersonageofthisobra
workaNorthBriton,whicharechieflyestes
these:Icould,atasmallexpense,bestowonhim
tão
sucheducationasIthoughtthedignityofhisbirthe
andcharacterrequired,whichcouldnotpossiblybeobtainedinEngland,bytão
suchslendermeansasthenatureofmyplano
planwouldafford.Inthe
seguinte
nextplace,Icouldrepresentsimplicityofmannersinuma
aremotepartofthekingdom,com
withmoreproprietythaninqualquer
anyplacenearthecapital;e
andlastly,thedispositionoftheScots,addictedtotravelling,justifiesmyconductinderivingum
anadventurerfromthatcountry.APOLOGUE
A
jovem
youngpainter,indulgingaveinofpleasantry,sketchedaespécie
kindofconversationpiece,representingabear,anowl,amonkey,e
andanass;andtorenderit
mais
morestriking,humorous,andmoral,distinguishedcada
everyfigurebysomeemblemofhumanvida
life.Bruinwasexhibitedin
a
thegarbandattitudeofum
anold,toothless,drunkensoldier;theowlpercheduponthehandleofacoffee-pot,
com
withspectacleonnose,seemedtocontemplateanewspaper;e
andtheass,ornamentedwithuma
ahugetie-wig(which,however,podia
couldnotconcealhislongears),sentou
satforhispicturetothemonkey,whoappearedcom
withtheimplementsofpainting.Este
Thiswhimsicalgroupaffordedsomemirth,e
andmetwithgeneralapprobation,untilalgum
somemischievouswaghintedthatthewhole—wasuma
alampoonuponthefriendsoftheperformer;uma
aninsinuationwhichwasnosoonercirculatedthanthoseverypessoas
peoplewhoapplaudeditbeforebegantobealarmed,e
andeventofancythemselvessignifiedbytheseveralfiguresofthepiece.Amongothers,aworthypersonageinyears,whohadservedinthearmy
com
withreputation,beingincensedatthesupposedoutrage,repairedtothelodgingofthepainter,e
andfindinghimathome,“Harkye,Mr.Monkey,”disse
saidhe,“Ihaveaboa
goodmindtoconvinceyou,thatembora
thoughthebearhaslosthisteeth,heretainshispaws,e
andthatheisnotsodrunkmas
buthecanperceiveyourimpertinence.”“Sblood!
senhor
sir,thattoothlessjawisuma
ad—nedscandalouslibel—butdon’tyouimaginemesochopfallenasnottobecapaz
abletochewthecudofresentment.”Aqui
Herehewasinterruptedbythearrivalofum
alearnedphysician,who,advancingtotheculpritcom
withfuryinhisaspect,exclaimed,“Supposetheaugmentationoftheass’searsshouldprovethediminutionofthebaboon’s—nay,seeknottoprevaricate,for,bythebeardofAesculapius!thereisnot
um
onehairinthisperiwigque
thatwillnotstandupinjudgmenttoconvicttheeofpersonalabuse.Faça
Dobutobserve,captain,howeste
thispitifullittlefellowhascopiedtheverycurls—thecolour,indeed,isdiferente
different,butthentheforme
andforetoparequitesimilar.”Enquanto
Whilehethusremonstratedinastrainofvociferation,avenerablesenatorentered,e
andwaddlinguptothedelinquent,“Jackanapes!”criedhe,“I
vou
willnowlettheeseeIposso
canreadsomethingelsethanum
anewspaper,andthatwithouta
thehelpofspectacles:hereisyourownnoteof
mão
hand,sirrah,formoney,whichse
ifIhadnotadvanced,youyourselfwouldhaveresembleduma
anowl,innotdaringtomostrar
showyourfacebyday,youungratefulslanderousknave!”Invain
o
theastonishedpainterdeclaredthathetinha
hadnointentiontogiveoffence,ou
ortocharacteriseparticularpersons:theyaffirmedtheresemblancewas
demasiado
toopalpabletobeoverlooked;theytaxedhim
com
withinsolence,malice,andingratitude;e
andtheirclamoursbeingoverheardbythepublic,thecaptainwasabear,themédico
doctoranass,andthesenatoranowl,tohisdyingdia
day.Christianreader,Ibeseechthee,inthebowelsofthe
Senhor
Lord,rememberthisexample“whilethouartemployedintheperusalofthefollowingsheets;e
andseeknottoappropriatetothyselfthatwhichequallybelongstofivehundreddiferentes
differentpeople.Ifthoushouldst
encontrares
meetwithacharacterthatreflectstheeinalgum
someungraciousparticular,keepthypróprio
owncounsel;CHAPTERI
OfmyBirth
e
andParentage.Iwasborninthenorthern
parte
partofthisunitedkingdom,inthecasa
houseofmygrandfather,agentlemanofconsiderablefortunee
andinfluence,whohadonmuitas
manyoccasionssignalisedhimselfinbehalfofhispaís
country;andwasremarkableforhisabilitiesin
os
thelaw,whichheexercisedcom
withgreatsuccessinthestationofuma
ajudge,particularlyagainstbeggars,forwhomhetinha
hadasingularaversion.My
pai
father(hisyoungestson)fallinginlovecom
withapoorrelation,whovivia
livedwiththeoldgentlemaninqualityofuma
ahousekeeper,espousedherprivately;e
andIwasthefirstfruitofthatmarriage.Duringherpregnancy,
um
adreamdiscomposedmymothersotanto
muchthatherhusband,tiredwithherimportunity,atlastconsultedum
ahighlandseer,whosefavourableinterpretationhewouldteria
havesecuredbeforehandbyabribe,mas
butfoundhimincorruptible.She
sonhou
dreamedshewasdeliveredofatennis-ball,whichthedevil(who,tohergrande
greatsurprise,actedthepartofamidwife)strucksoforciblycom
witharacketthatitdisappearedinaninstant;e
andshewasforsometempo
timeinconsolableforthelostofheroffspring;quando
when,allonasudden,shebehelditvoltar
returnwithequalviolence,andentertheterra
earth,beneathherfeet,whenceimmediatelysprangupuma
agoodlytreecoveredwithblossoms,thescentofwhichoperatedsostronglyonhernervesthatsheawoke.O
Theattentivesage,aftersomedeliberation,assuredmyparents,que
thattheirfirstbornwouldbeum
agreattraveller;thathewouldundergo
muitos
manydangersanddifficulties,andatlastretornaria
returntohisnativeland,onde
wherehewouldflourishinhappinesse
andreputation.Howtrulythiswasforetold
foi
willappearinthesequel.Itwasnotlongbeforesomeofficiouspersoninformedmygrandfatherofcertainfamiliaritiesthatpassed
entre
betweenhissonandhousekeeperwhichalarmedhimsomuchthat,afewdaysdepois
after,hetoldmyfatheritwashighhora
timeforhimtothinkofsettling;e
andthathehadprovidedum
amatchforhim,towhichhepoderia
couldinjusticehavenoobjections.My
pai
father,findingitwouldbeimpossibletoconcealhissituationmuito
muchlonger,franklyownedwhathetinha
haddone;andexcusedhimselffornothaving
pedido
askedtheconsentofhispai
father,bysaying,heknewitvão
wouldhavebeentonopurpose;e
andthat,hadhisinclinationbeenknown,mygrandfathermightter
havetakensuchmeasuresaswouldter
haveeffectuallyputthegratificationofitfora
outofhispower:headded,thatnoexceptions
poderia
couldbetakentohiswife’svirtue,birth,beauty,e
andgoodsense,andasforfortune,itwasbeneathhiscare.The
velho
oldgentleman,whokeptallhispassions,exceptone,inexcellentorder,ouviu
heardhimtoanendcom
withgreattemper,andthencalmlyperguntou
asked,howheproposedtomaintainhimselfe
andspouse?Hereplied,he
poderia
couldbeinnodangerofque
wantingwhilehisfather’stendernessremained,que
whichheandhiswifedeveriam
shouldalwayscultivatewiththeutmostveneration;e
andhewaspersuadedhisallowancewouldbesuitabletoo
thedignityandcircumstancesofhisfamília
family,andtotheprovisionjá
alreadymadeforhisbrotherse
andsisters,whowerehappilysettledsob
underhisprotection.“Yourbrothers
e
andsisters,”saidmygrandfather,“didnotacharam
thinkitbeneaththemtoconsultmeinanaffairoftão
suchimportanceasmatrimony;neither,Isuppose,wouldyouhaveomittedthatpieceofduty,hadyounot
algum
somesecretfundinreserve;tothecomfortsofwhichI
deixo
leaveyou,withadesirethatyouwillesta
thisnightseekoutanotherhabitationforyourselfe
andwife,whither,inashorttempo
time,IwillsendyouanaccountoftheexpenseIhavebeenatinyoureducation,com
withaviewofbeingreimbursed.Senhor
Sir,youhavemadethegrandtour—youareum
apolitegentleman—averyprettygentleman—Idesejo
wishyouagreatdealofjoy,e
andamyourveryhumbleservant.”So
dizendo
saying,heleftmyfatherinasituationeasilyimagined.However,hedidnot
tempo
longhesitate;for,beingperfectlywellacquainted
com
withhisfather’sdisposition,hedidnotdoubtque
thathewasgladofesta
thispretencetogetridofhim;e
andhisresolvesbeingasinvariableasas
thelawsoftheMedese
andPersians,heknewitvão
wouldbetonopurposetoattempthimbyprayerse
andentreaties;sowithoutanyfartherapplication,hebetookhimself,
com
withhisdisconsolatebedfellowtoafarm-house,onde
whereanoldservantofhismãe
motherdwelt:theretheyremained
algum
sometimeinasituationmas
butilladaptedtotheeleganceoftheirdesirese
andtendernessoftheirlove;whichneverthelessmyfatherchosetoendure,ratherthansupplicate
um
anunnaturalandinflexibleparentmas
butmymother,foreseeingtheinconveniencestowhichshedeve
musthavebeenexposed,hadshebeendeliveredinthislugar
place(andherpregnancywasveryfaradvanced),sem
withoutcommunicatingherdesigntohermarido
husband,wentindisguisetothecasa
houseofmygrandfather,hopingthathertearse
andconditionwouldmovehimtocompassion,e
andreconcilehimtoaneventwhichwasnowirrecoverablypassado
past.Shefoundmeanstodeceivetheservants,
e
andgetintroducedasanunfortunatesenhora
lady,whowantedtocomplainofalgumas
somematrimonialgrievances,itbeingmygrandfather’sparticularprovincetodecideintodos
allcasesofscandal.Shewasaccordinglyadmittedintohispresence,
onde
where,discoveringherself,shefellathisfeet,e
andinthemostaffectingmannerimploredhisforgiveness;atthe
mesmo
sametimerepresentingthedangerthatthreatenednotsó
onlyherlife,butthatofhispróprio
owngrandchild,whichwasabouttover
seethelight.Hetoldherhewassorrythattheindiscretionofher
e
andhissonhadcompelledhimtofazer
makeavow,whichputitfora
outofhispowertodar
givethemanyassistance;thathe
tinha
hadalreadyimpartedhisthoughtsonque
thatsubjecttoherhusband,e
andwassurprisedthattheydeveriam
shoulddisturbhispeacewithqualquer
anyfartherimportunity.Thissaid,heretired.
A
Theviolenceofmymother’safflictionteve
hadsuchaneffectonherconstitutionque
thatshewasimmediatelyseizedwitha
thepainsofchildbed;andhadnot
uma
anoldmaidservant,towhomshewasmuito
verydear,affordedherpitye
andassistance,atthehazardofincurringmygrandfather’sdispleasure,shee
andtheinnocentfruitofherwombdeveriam
musthavefallenmiserablevictimstohisrigoure
andinhumanity.Bythefriendshipofthis
pobre
poorwomanshewascarrieduptoum
agarret,andimmediatelydeliveredofum
amanchild,thestoryofwhoseunfortunatebirthhehimselfagora
nowrelates.Myfather,beinginformedofwhathadhappened,flewtotheembracesofhisdarlingspouse,
e
andwhileheloadedhisoffspringcom
withpaternalembraces,couldnotforbearsheddingafloodoftearsonbeholdingthedearpartnerofhiscoração
heart(forwhoseeasehewouldhavesacrificedthetreasuresoftheeast)stretcheduponaflockleito
bed,inamiserableapartment,unabletoprotectherfromtheinclemenciesoftheweather.Itisnottobesupposedthat
o
theoldgentlemanwasignorantofwhatpassed,embora
thoughheaffectedtoknownada
nothingofthematter,andpretendedtobeverymuchsurprised,quando
whenoneofhisgrandchildren,byhiseldestfilho
sondeceased,wholivedwithhimashisheirapparent,acquaintedhimcom
withtheaffair;hedeterminedthereforetoobservenomedium,
mas
butimmediately(onthethirddia
dayafterherdelivery)sentheruma
aperemptoryordertobeir
gone,andturnedofftheservantque
whohadpreservedherlife.Este
Thisbehavioursoexasperatedmypai
fatherthathehadrecoursetoo
themostdreadfulimprecations;andonhisbarekneesimplored
que
thatHeavenwouldrenouncehimse
ifeverheshouldforgetou
orforgivethebarbarityofhissire.Theinjuries
que
whichthisunhappymotherreceivedfromherremovalintais
suchcircumstances,andthewantofnecessariesonde
whereshelodged,togetherwithhergriefe
andanxietyofmind,soonthrewherintoalanguishingdisorder,que
whichputanendtohervida
life.Myfather,wholovedhertenderly,wassoaffected
com
withherdeaththatheremainedseis
sixweeksdeprivedofhissenses;duringwhich
tempo
time,thepeoplewherehelodgedcarriedtheinfanttothevelho
oldmanwhorelentedsofar,onouvir
hearingthemelancholystoryofhisdaughter-in-law’smorte
death,andthedeplorableconditionofhisson,astomandou
sendthechildtonurse,e
andheorderedmyfathertobecarriedhometohishouse,onde
wherehesoonrecoveredtheuso
useofhisreason.Whether
esse
thishardheartedjudgefeltanyremorseforhiscrueltreatmentofhisfilho
sonanddaughter,or(whichismais
moreprobable)wasafraidhischaracterfoi
wouldsufferintheneighbourhood,heprofessedgrande
greatsorrowforhisconducttomypai
father,whosedeliriumwassucceededbyuma
aprofoundmelancholyandreserve.Atlengthhedisappeared,
e
and,notwithstandingallimaginableinquiry,couldnotbeouviu
heardof;acircumstancewhichconfirmedmost
pessoas
peopleintheopinionofhishavingmadeawaywithhimselfinafitofdespair.CHAPTERII
Igrowup—am
odiado
hatedbymyRelations—senttoSchool—neglectedbymyGrandfather—maltreatedbymyMaster—seasonedtoAdversity—IformCabalscontra
againstthePedant—amdebarredAccesstomyGrandfather—huntedbyhisHeir—IdemolishtheTeethofhisTutor.Therewerenot
que
wantingsomewhosuspectedmyunclesofbeingconcernedinmyfather’sfate,onthesuppositionthattheyiriam
wouldallshareinthepatrimonydestinedforele
him;andthisconjecturewasstrengthenedbyreflecting
que
thatinallhiscalamitiestheynunca
neverdiscoveredtheleastinclinationtoservehim;mas
but,onthecontrary,bytodos
alltheartificesintheirpoder
power,fedhisresentmentandsupportedhisresolutionofleavinghimtomiserye
andwant.Butpeopleofjudgmenttreated
esta
thisinsinuationasanidlechimera;porque
because,hadmyrelationsbeensowickedastoconsulttheirinterestbycommittingtão
suchanatrociouscrime,thefateofmypai
fatherwouldhaveextendedtometambém
toowhoselifewasanotherobstacletotheirexpectation.Meanwhile,Igrewapace,
e
andasIstronglyresembledmypai
father,whowasthedarlingofo
thetenants,Iwantednothingwhichtheirindigentcircumstancespudessem
couldafford:buttheirfavourwas
um
aweakresourceagainstthejealousenmityofmycousins;que
whothemoremyinfancyprometia
promised,conceivedthemoreimplacablehatredcontra
againstme:andbeforeIwas
seis
sixyearsofage,hadsoeffectuallyblockadedmygrandfatherque
thatIneversawhimmas
butbystealth,whenIàs vezes
sometimesmadeuptohischairashesentou
sattoviewhislabourersinthefield:onwhichoccasionhe
ia
wouldstrokemyhead,bidmebeum
agoodboy,andpromisetotakecareofme.Iwas
logo
soonaftersenttoschoolatuma
avillagehardby,ofqual
whichhehadbeendictatortempo
timeoutofmind;butashe
nunca
neverpaidformyboard,norsuppliedmecom
withclothes,books,andothernecessariesIrequired,myconditionwasmuito
veryraggedandcontemptible,andtheschoolmaster,que
who,throughfearofmygrandfather,taughtmegratis,gavehimselfnão
noconcernabouttheprogressIfazia
madeunderhisinstruction.Inspiteof
todas
allthesedifficultiesanddisgraces,Itornei
becameagoodproficientintheLatintongue;e
and,assoonasIcouldescrever
writetolerably,pesteredmygrandfathercom
withletterstosuchadegreethathemandou
sentformymaster,andchidhimseverelyforbestowingsuchpainsonmyeducation,dizendo
tellinghimthat,ifeverIshouldbelevado
broughttothegallowsforforgery,whichheter
hadtaughtmetocommit,mysangue
bloodwouldlieonhiscabeça
head.Thepedant,whodreaded
nada
nothingmorethanthedispleasureofhispatron,assuredhishonourthattheboy’sabilitywasmais
moreowingtohisowngeniuse
andapplicationthantoanyinstructionou
orencouragementhereceived;that,althoughhe
pudesse
couldnotdivesthimoftheknowledgehetinha
hadalreadyimbibed,unlesshewouldempowerhimtodisablehisfingers,hedeveria
shouldendeavour,withGod’shelp,topreventhisfutureimprovement.E
And,indeed,hepunctuallyperformedwhathehadundertaken;for,onpretencethatI
tinha
hadwrittenimpertinentletterstomygrandfather,hecausedaboardtobemadecom
withfiveholesinit,através
throughwhichhethrustthefingerse
andthumbofmyrightmão
hand,andfasteneditbywhipcordtomywrist,intal
suchamanneraseffectuallydebarredmetheusar
useofmypen.But
esta
thisrestraintIwasfreedfrominaalguns
fewdays,byanaccidentque
whichhappenedinaquarrelentre
betweenmeandanotherboy;who,
tomei
takinguponhimtoinsultmypoverty,Iwassoincensedathisungenerousreproachthatcom
withonestrokewithmymachineIcortei
cuthimtotheskull,tothegrande
greatterrorofmyselfandschoolfellows,whodeixaram
lefthimbleedingontheground,e
andrantoinformthemestre
masterofwhathadhappened.Iwassoseverelypunishedfor
esta
thistrespassthat,wereItovivesse
livetotheageofMethusalem,theimpressionitfez
madeonmewouldnotbeeffaced;the
mais
morethantheantipathyandhorrorIconceivedforthemercilesstyrantwhoinflictedit.Thecontemptwhichmyappearancenaturallyproducedin
todos
allwhosawme,thecontinualque
wantstowhichIwasexposed,e
andmyownhaughtydisposition,impatientofaffronts,involvedmeinathousandtroublesomeadventures,bywhichIwasatlengthinuredinadversity,e
andemboldenedtoundertakingsfarabovemyyears.IwasofteninhumanlyscourgedforcrimesIdidnotcommit,
porque
because,havingthecharacterofum
avagabondinthevillage,cada
everypieceofmischief,whoseauthorlayunknown,waschargeduponmim
me.IhavebeenfoundguiltyofrobbingorchardsI
nunca
neverentered,ofkillingcatsInunca
neverhunted,ofstealinggingerbreadInunca
nevertouched,andofabusingoldwomenInunca
neversaw.Nay,astammeringcarpenterhadeloquence
suficiente
enoughtopersuademymasterque
thatIfiredapistolloadedwithsmallshotintohiswindow;embora
thoughmylandladyandthetoda
wholefamilyborewitnessthatIwasabedfastasleepatthemomento
timewhenthisoutragewascommitted.Iwasoncefloggedfor
ter
havingnarrowlyescapeddrowning,bythesinkingofaferryboatinque
whichIwaspassenger.Another
vez
time,forhavingrecoveredofabruiseoccasionedbyahorsee
andcartrunningoverme.Athird
vez
time,forbeingbittenbyabaker’scão
dog.Inshort,whetherIwasguilty
ou
orunfortunate,thecorrectionandsympathyofthisarbitrarypedagoguewerethesame.Longe
Farfrombeingsubduedbyeste
thisinformalusage,myindignationtriumphedsobre
overthatslavishawewhichtinha
hadhithertoenforcedmyobedience;e
andthemoremyyearse
andknowledgeincreased,themoreIperceiveda
theinjusticeandbarbarityofhisbehaviour.Bythe
ajuda
helpofanuncommongenius,e
andtheadviceanddirectionofourusher,que
whohadservedmyfatherinhistravels,Ifiz
madeasurprisingprogressintheclassics,writing,e
andarithmetic;sothat,beforeIwastwelveyearsold,Iwasallowedby
todos
everybodytobethebestscholarino
theschool.Thisqualification,together
com
withtheboldnessoftempere
andstrengthofmakewhichhadsubjectedquase
almostallmycontemporaries,gavemetal
suchinfluenceoverthemthatIbegantoformcabalscontra
againstmypersecutor;andwasin
esperança
hopeof,beingabletobidhimdefianceinamuito
veryshorttime.Beingattheheadof
uma
afaction,consistingofthirtyboys,mostofthemofmyownage,Iwasdeterminedtoputtheirmettletotrial,que
thatImightknowhowfartheyweretobedependedupon,antes
beforeIputmygrandschemeinexecution:com
withthisview,weattackedacorpo
bodyofstoutapprentices,whotinham
hadtakenpossessionofaparte
partofthegroundallottedtousfortheschemeofourdiversions,e
andwhowerethenplayingatninepinsonthespot;mas
butIhadthemortificationtover
seemyadherentsroutedinaninstant,e
andalegofoneofthembrokeinhisflightbythebowl,que
whichoneofouradversarieshaddetachedinpursuitofus.Esta
Thisdiscomfituredidnothinderusfromengagingthemafterwardsinfrequentskirmishes,que
whichwemaintainedbythrowingstonesatadistance,whereinIreceivedmuitas
manywounds,thescarsofque
whichstillremain.Ourenemiesweresoharassed
e
andinterruptedbythesealarmsque
thattheyatlastabandonedtheirconquest,e
andleftustothepeaceableenjoymentofourownterritories.Itwouldbeendlesstoenumeratetheexploitsweperformedinthe
curso
courseofthisconfederacy,whichtornou
becametheterrorofthetoda
wholevillage;insomuchthat,when
diferentes
differentinterestsdividedit,oneofthepartiescommonlycourtedtheassistanceofRoderickRandomPelo
(bywhichnameIwasknown)tocastthebalance,e
andkeeptheoppositefactioninawe.Meanwhile,Itooktheadvantageof
cada
everyplay-daytopresentmyselfbeforemygrandfather,towhomIseldomfoundaccess,byreasonofhisbeingcloselybesiegedbyuma
anumerousfamilyofhisfemalegrandchildren,who,embora
thoughtheyperpetuallyquarrelledamongthemselves,nunca
neverfailedtojoinagainstme,asthecommonenemyoftodos
all.Hisheir,whowasabouttheageofeighteen,
importava
mindednothingbutfox-hunting,andindeedwasqualifiedfornada
nothingelse,notwithstandinghisgrandfather’sindulgenceinentertainingum
atutorforhimatcasa
home;whoatthesame
tempo
timeperformedtheofficeofparishclerk.Este
ThisyoungActaeon,whoinheritedhisgrandfather’santipathytotudo
everythingindistress,neversateyesonmesem
withoutuncouplinghisbeagles,andhuntingmeintosomecottageou
orother,whitherIgenerallyfledforshelter.InthisChristianamusementhewasencouragedbyhispreceptor,who,nodoubt,tooksuchopportunitiestoingratiatehimself
com
withtherisingsun,observing,thato
theoldgentleman,accordingtoo
thecourseofnature,hadnottempo
longtolive,forhewasjá
alreadyonthevergeoffourscore.CHAPTERIII
MyMother’s
Irmão
Brotherarrives—relievesme—aDescriptionofhim—hegoesalongwithmetotheCasa
HouseofmyGrandfather—isencounteredbyhisDogs—defeatseles
them,afterabloodyEngagement—isadmittedtothevelho
oldGentleman—aDialoguebetweenthem.Aboutthistimemymother’sonly
irmão
brother,whohadbeenlongabroad,lieutenantofum
aman-of-war,arrivedinhispróprio
owncountry;wherebeinginformedofmycondition,he
veio
cametoseeme,andoutofhisslenderfinancesnotsó
onlysuppliedmewithwhatnecessariesIwantedforthepresent,mas
butresolvednottoleavethepaís
countryuntilhehadprevailedonmygrandfathertosettlealgo
somethinghandsomeforthefuture.Esta
Thiswasatasktoqual
whichhewasbynomeansequal,beingentirelyignorant,notsó
onlyofthejudge’sdisposition,mas
butalsoofthewaysofmeningeneral,toqual
whichhiseducationonboardtinha
hadkepthimanutterstranger.Hewas
um
astrongbuiltman,somewhatbandylegged,com
withanecklikethatofum
abull,andafacewhich(youpoderia
mighteasilyperceive)hadwithstoodo
themostobstinateassaultsofo
theweather.Hisdressconsistedofasoldier’scoatalteredforhimbytheship’stailor,astripedflanneljacket,apairofredbreechesspanned
com
withpitch,cleangrayworstedstockings,largesilverbucklesque
thatcoveredthree-fourthsofhisshoes,asilver-lacedhat,whosecrownoverlookedthebrimsaboutaninche
andahalf,blackbobwiginbuckle,acheque
checkshirt,asilkhandkerchief,ahanger,com
withabrasshandle,girdedtohisthighbyafurnishedlacebelt,e
andagoodoakplantsob
underhisarm.Thusequipped,hesetoutwithme
Quem
(whobyhisbountymadeuma
averydecentappearance)formygrandfather’scasa
house,whereweweresalutedbyJowlere
andCaesar,whommycousin,jovem
youngmaster,hadletlooseatourapproach.Being
bem
wellacquaintedwiththeinveteracyofthesecurs,Iwasabouttobetakemyselftomyheels,quando
whenmyuncleseizedmecom
withonehand,brandishedhiscudgelcom
withtheother,andatoneblowlaidCaesarsprawlingontheground;mas
but,findinghimselfattackedatthemesmo
sametimeintherearbyJowler,e
andfearingCaesarmightrecover,hedrewhishanger,wheeledabout,e
andbyaluckystrokeseveredJowler’scabeça
headfromhisbody.Bythis
momento
time,theyoungfoxhunterandtrês
threeservants,armedwithpitchforkse
andflails,werecometoo
theassistanceofthedogs,whomtheyencontraram
foundbreathlessuponthefield;e
andmycousinwassoprovokedatthemorte
deathofhisfavourites,thatheorderedhisattendantstoadvance,e
andtakevengeanceontheirexecutioner,whomheloadedcom
withallthecursesandreproacheshisangerpoderia
couldsuggest.Uponwhichmy
tio
unclesteppedforwardswithanundauntedar
air,atthesightofwhosebloodyweaponshisantagonistscaíram
fellbackwithprecipitation,whenheaccostedtheirleaderthus:.“Lookee,
irmão
brother,yourdogshavingboardedmesem
withoutprovocation,whatIdidwasinmyowndefence.Soyouhad
melhor
bestbecivil,andletusdisparar
shootahead,clearofyou.”Whether
o
theyoungsquiremisinterpretedmyuncle’sdesireofpeace,ou
orwasenragedatthefateofhishoundsbeyondhisusualpitchofresolution,Isei
knownot;buthesnatchedaflailfromoneofhisfollowers,
e
andcameupwithashowofassaultingo
thelieutenant,who,puttinghimselfinapostureofdefence,proceededthus:“Lookee,youlubberly
filho
sonofaw—e,ifyouvens
comeathwartme,’wareyourgingerbreadtrabalho
work.I’llbefoulofyourquarter,d—nme.”
Esta
Thisdeclaration,followedbyaflourishofhishanger,seemedtochecktheprogressofthejovem
younggentleman’scholer,who,lookingbehindele
him,perceivedhisattendantshadslunkintothecasa
house,shutthegate,anddeixado
lefthimtodecidethecontentionbyhimself.Aqui
Hereaparleyensued,whichwasintroducedbymycousin’sperguntando
asking,“Whothedevilareyou?Whatdoyouwant?
Somescoundrelof
um
aseaman,Isuppose,whohasdesertede
andturnedthief.Butdon’t
penses
thinkyoushallescape,sirrah—I’llhaveyouhang’d,youcão
dog,Iwill.Yourbloodshall
pagará
payforthatofmydois
twohounds,youragamuffin.Iwouldnot
teria
havepartedwiththemtosalvar
saveyourwholegenerationfromthegallows,youruffian,you!”“Noneofyourjaw,youswab—noneofyourjaw,”repliedmy
tio
uncle,“elseIshalltrimyourlacedjacketforyou.Ishallrubyoudown
com
withanoakentowel,myrapaz
boy,Ishall.”Sosaying,hesheathedhishanger,
e
andgraspedhiscudgel.