THEAUTHOR’SPREFACE
Of
wszystkie
allkindsofsatire,thereisnonesoentertainingi
anduniversallyimproving,asthatwhichisintroduced,asitwereoccasionally,inthecourseofaninterestingstory,whichbringskażdy
everyincidenthometolife,i
andbyrepresentingfamiliarscenesinanuncommoni
andamusingpointofview,investsthemwithwszystkie
allthegracesofnovelty,podczas
whilenatureisappealedtoinkażdy
everyparticular.Thereadergratifieshiscuriosityinpursuingtheadventuresofa
osoby
personinwhosefavourheisprepossessed;heespouseshiscause,hesympathiseswithhiminhisdistress,hisindignationisheated
przeciwko
againsttheauthorsofhiscalamity:thehumanepassionsareinflamed;
thecontrast
między
betweendejectedvirtueandinsultingviceappearsz
withgreateraggravation,andeveryimpressionma
havingadoubleforceontheimagination,thememoryretainsthecircumstance,a
andtheheartimprovesbytheexample.Theattentionisnottiredwithabarecatalogueofcharacters,
ale
butagreeablydivertedwithallthevarietyofinvention;i
andthevicissitudesoflifeappearintheirpeculiarcircumstances,openinganamplefieldforwiti
andhumour.Romance,nodoubt,owesitsorigintoignorance,vanity,
i
andsuperstition.Inthedarkagesofthe
Świata
World,whenamanhadrenderedhimselffamousforwisdomorvalour,hisfamilyi
andadherentsavailedthemselvesofhissuperiorqualities,magnifiedhisvirtues,i
andrepresentedhischaracterandosobę
personassacredandsupernatural.Thevulgareasilyswallowedthebait,imploredhisprotection,andyieldedthetributeofhomageandpraise,
nawet
eventoadoration;hisexploitswerehandeddowntoposterity
z
withathousandexaggerations;theywererepeatedasincitementstovirtue;
divinehonourswerepaid,
a
andaltarserectedtohismemory,fortheencouragementoftych
thosewhoattemptedtoimitatehisexample;andhencearosetheheathenmythology,
która
whichisnootherthanacollectionofextravagantromances.Aslearningadvanced,
a
andgeniusreceivedcultivation,thesestorieswereembellishedwiththegracesofpoetry,thattheymightthelepiej
betterrecommendthemselvestotheattention;theyweresunginpublic,atfestivals,fortheinstruction
i
anddelightoftheaudience;i
andrehearsedbeforebattle,asincentivestodeedsofglory.Thustragedy
i
andtheepicmusewereborn,i
and,intheprogressoftaste,arrivedatperfection.Itis
nie
nowonderthattheancientscouldnotrelishafableinprose,po
aftertheyhadseensowiele
manyremarkableeventscelebratedinversebytheirnajlepszych
bestpoets;wethereforefind
nie
noromanceamongthemduringtheeraoftheirexcellence,unlesstheCyropædiaofXenophonmoże
maybesocalled;anditwasnottillarts
i
andsciencesbegantorevivepo
aftertheirruptionofthebarbariansintoEurope,thatcoś
anythingofthiskindappeared.Ale
Butwhenthemindsofmenweredebauchedbytheimpositionofpriestcrafttothenajbardziej
mostabsurdpitchofcredulity,theauthorsofromancearose,i
andlosingsightofprobability,filledtheirperformanceswiththenajbardziej
mostmonstroushyperboles.Iftheycouldnotequaltheancientpoetsinpointofgeniustheywereresolvedtoexceltheminfiction,andapplytothewonder,ratherthanthejudgment,oftheirreaders.
Accordingly,theybroughtnecromancytotheiraid,
i
andinsteadofsupportingthecharacteroftheirheroesbydignityofsentimenti
andpractice,distinguishedthembytheirbodilystrength,activity,i
andextravaganceofbehaviour.Although
nic
nothingcouldbemoreludicrousi
andunnaturalthanthefigurestheydrew,theydidnotwantpatronsi
andadmirers;andtheworldactuallybegantobeinfectedwiththespiritofknight-errantry,
gdy
whenCervantes,byaninimitablepieceofridicule,reformedthetasteofmankind,representingchivalryintherightpointofview,i
andconvertingromancetopurposesfarbardziej
moreusefulandentertaining,bymakingitassumethesock,i
andpointoutthefolliesofordinaryżycia
life.ThesamemethodhasbeenpractisedbyotherSpanishandFrenchauthors,andbynone
bardziej
moresuccessfullythanbyMonsieurLeSage,który
who,inhisAdventuresofGilBlas,hasdescribedtheknaveryandfoiblesofżycia
life,withinfinitehumourandsagacity.ThefollowingsheetsIhavemodelledonhisplan,takingmeliberty,however,todifferfromhimintheexecution,whereI
myślałem
thoughthisparticularsituationswereuncommon,extravagant,lub
orpeculiartothecountryinwhichthesceneislaid.ThedisgracesofGilBlasare,forthemostpart,suchasratherexcitemirth
niż
thancompassion;hehimselflaughsat
nich
them;andhistransitionsfromdistresstohappiness,oratleastease,aresosudden,
że
thatneitherthereaderhasczasu
timetopityhim,norhimselftobeacquaintedwithaffliction.Thisconduct,inmyopinion,not
tylko
onlydeviatesfromprobability,butpreventsthatgenerousindignation,whichoughttoanimatethereaderprzeciwko
againstthesordidandviciousdispositionoftheświata
world.Ihaveattemptedtorepresentmodestmeritstrugglingwitheverydifficultytowhichafriendlessorphanisexposed,fromhisownwantofexperience,aswellasfromtheselfishness,envy,malice,andbaseindifferenceofmankind.
Tosecureafavourableprepossession,I
mam
haveallowedhimtheadvantagesofbirthi
andeducation,whichintheseriesofhismisfortuneswill,Inadzieję
hope,engagetheingenuousmorewarmlyinhisbehalf;i
andthoughIforesee,thatsomepeoplebędą
willbeoffendedatthemeanscenesinwhichheisinvolved,Ipersuademyselfthatthejudiciousbędą
willnotonlyperceivethenecessityofdescribingtych
thosesituationstowhichhemusi
mustofcoursebeconfined,inhislowestate,ale
butalsofindentertainmentinviewingtych
thosepartsoflife,wherethehumoursi
andpassionsareundisguisedbyaffectation,ceremony,lub
oreducation;andthewhimsicalpeculiaritiesofdispositionappearasnaturehasimplanted
je
them.ButIbelieveIneednottroublemyselfinvindicatingapracticeauthorizedbythe
najlepszych
bestwritersinthisway,someofwhomIhavejuż
alreadynamed.Everyintelligentreaderwill,atfirstsight,perceiveIhavenotdeviatedfromnatureinthefacts,
które
whicharealltrueinthemain,althoughthecircumstancesarealteredi
anddisguised,toavoidpersonalsatire.It
teraz
nowremainstogivemyreasonsformakingthechiefpersonageoftego
thisworkaNorthBriton,które
whicharechieflythese:Icould,ata
niewielki
smallexpense,bestowonhimsucheducationasIthoughtthedignityofhisbirthandcharacterrequired,whichcouldnotpossiblybeobtainedinEngland,bysuchslendermeansasthenatureofmyplanwouldafford.Inthenextplace,Icouldrepresentsimplicityofmannersinaremote
części
partofthekingdom,withmoreproprietyniż
thaninanyplacenearthecapital;i
andlastly,thedispositionoftheScots,addictedtotravelling,justifiesmyconductinderivinganadventurerfromthatkraju
country.APOLOGUE
Ayoungpainter,indulgingaveinofpleasantry,sketchedakindofconversationpiece,representingabear,anowl,amonkey,
i
andanass;andtorenderit
bardziej
morestriking,humorous,andmoral,distinguishedeveryfigurebysomeemblemofludzkiego
humanlife.Bruinwasexhibitedinthegarb
i
andattitudeofanold,toothless,drunkensoldier;theowlpercheduponthehandleofacoffee-pot,withspectacleonnose,seemedtocontemplateanewspaper;
a
andtheass,ornamentedwithahugetie-wigKtóra
(which,however,couldnotconcealhislongears),usiadł
satforhispicturetothemonkey,whoappearedwiththeimplementsofpainting.Ta
Thiswhimsicalgroupaffordedsomemirth,i
andmetwithgeneralapprobation,dopóki
untilsomemischievouswaghintedże
thatthewhole—wasalampoonuponthefriendsoftheperformer;aninsinuation
która
whichwasnosoonercirculatedthanthoseverypeoplektórzy
whoapplaudeditbeforebegantobealarmed,a
andeventofancythemselvessignifiedbytheseveralfiguresofthepiece.Amongothers,aworthypersonageinyears,whohadservedinthearmywithreputation,beingincensedatthesupposedoutrage,repairedtothelodgingofthepainter,
i
andfindinghimathome,“Harkye,Mr.Monkey,”powiedział
saidhe,“Ihaveadobry
goodmindtoconvinceyou,thatchociaż
thoughthebearhaslosthisteeth,heretainshispaws,i
andthatheisnotsodrunkale
buthecanperceiveyourimpertinence.”“Sblood!
sir
sir,thattoothlessjawisad—nedscandalouslibel—butdon’tyouimaginemesochopfallenasnottobestanie
abletochewthecudofresentment.”Tutaj
Herehewasinterruptedbythearrivalofalearnedphysician,który
who,advancingtotheculpritwithfuryinhisaspect,exclaimed,“Supposetheaugmentationoftheass’searsshouldprovethediminutionofthebaboon’s—nay,seeknottoprevaricate,for,bythebeardofAesculapius!nie
thereisnotonehairintej
thisperiwigthatwillnotstanie
standupinjudgmenttoconvicttheeofpersonalabuse.Do
ale
butobserve,captain,howthispitifulmały
littlefellowhascopiedtheverycurls—thecolour,indeed,isinny
different,butthentheformi
andforetoparequitesimilar.”Podczas
Whilehethusremonstratedinastrainofvociferation,avenerablesenatorentered,i
andwaddlinguptothedelinquent,“Jackanapes!”criedhe,“IwillnowlettheeseeIcanread
coś
somethingelsethananewspaper,i
andthatwithoutthehelpofspectacles:hereisyour
własny
ownnoteofhand,sirrah,forpieniądze
money,whichifIhadnotadvanced,youyourselfwouldhaveresembledanowl,innotdaringtopokazać
showyourfacebyday,youungratefulslanderousknave!”Invaintheastonishedpainterdeclared
że
thathehadnointentiontogiveoffence,ortocharacteriseparticularosób
persons:theyaffirmedtheresemblancewas
zbyt
toopalpabletobeoverlooked;theytaxedhimwithinsolence,malice,
i
andingratitude;andtheirclamoursbeingoverheardbythepublic,thecaptainwasabear,the
lekarz
doctoranass,andthesenatoranowl,tohisdyingdnia
day.Christianreader,Ibeseechthee,inthebowelsofthe
Pana
Lord,rememberthisexample“whilethouartemployedintheperusalofthefollowingsheets;i
andseeknottoappropriatetothyselfthatco
whichequallybelongstofivehundredróżnych
differentpeople.Ifthoushouldst
spotkasz
meetwithacharacterthatreflectstheeinsomeungraciousparticular,zachowaj
keepthyowncounsel;CHAPTERI
OfmyBirth
i
andParentage.Iwasborninthenorthern
części
partofthisunitedkingdom,inthedomu
houseofmygrandfather,agentlemanofconsiderablefortunei
andinfluence,whohadonmanyoccasionssignalisedhimselfinbehalfofhiskraju
country;andwasremarkableforhisabilitiesinthe
prawa
law,whichheexercisedwithgreatsuccessinthestationofajudge,particularlyprzeciwko
againstbeggars,forwhomhemiał
hadasingularaversion.My
ojciec
father(hisyoungestson)fallinginloveze
withapoorrelation,wholivedze
withtheoldgentlemaninqualityofahousekeeper,espousedherprivately;a
andIwasthefirstfruitofthatmarriage.Duringherpregnancy,a
sen
dreamdiscomposedmymothersomuchże
thatherhusband,tiredwithherimportunity,atlastconsultedahighlandseer,whosefavourableinterpretationhewouldhavesecuredbeforehandbyabribe,ale
butfoundhimincorruptible.Shedreamedshewasdeliveredofatennis-ball,whichthedevil(who,tohergreatsurprise,actedthepartofamidwife)strucksoforciblywitharacket
że
thatitdisappearedinaninstant;i
andshewasforsomeczas
timeinconsolableforthelostofheroffspring;kiedy
when,allonasudden,shebehelditreturnwithequalviolence,i
andentertheearth,beneathherfeet,whenceimmediatelysprangsię
upagoodlytreecoveredwithblossoms,thescentofwhichoperatedsostronglyonhernervesże
thatsheawoke.Theattentivesage,
po
aftersomedeliberation,assuredmyparents,że
thattheirfirstbornwouldbeagreattraveller;że
thathewouldundergomanydangersanddifficulties,andatlastreturntohisnativeland,gdzie
wherehewouldflourishinhappinessandreputation.Jak
Howtrulythiswasforetoldwillappearinthesequel.Itwasnotlongbeforesomeofficiouspersoninformedmygrandfatherofcertainfamiliaritiesthatpassed
między
betweenhissonandhousekeeperwhichalarmedhimsomuchthat,afewdaysafter,hetoldmyfatheritwashighczas
timeforhimtothinkofsettling;i
andthathehadprovidedamatchformu
him,towhichhecouldinjusticemieć
havenoobjections.Myfather,findingitwouldbeimpossibletoconcealhissituationmuchlonger,franklyownedwhathehad
zrobił
done;andexcusedhimselffornothaving
poprosił
askedtheconsentofhisojca
father,bysaying,heknewitwouldhavebeentonie
nopurpose;andthat,hadhisinclinationbeenknown,mygrandfathermighthavetaken
takie
suchmeasuresaswouldhaveeffectuallyputthegratificationofitoutofhismocy
power:headded,thatnoexceptionscouldbetakentohiswife’svirtue,birth,beauty,andgoodsense,andasforfortune,itwasbeneathhiscare.
The
stary
oldgentleman,whokeptallhispassions,exceptone,inexcellentporządku
order,heardhimtoankońca
endwithgreattemper,andthencalmlyzapytał
asked,howheproposedtomaintainhimselfandspouse?Hereplied,hecouldbein
nie
nodangerofwantingwhilehisfather’stendernessremained,whichhei
andhiswifeshouldalwayscultivatewiththeutmostveneration;i
andhewaspersuadedhisallowancewouldbesuitabletothedignityi
andcircumstancesofhisfamily,i
andtotheprovisionalreadymadeforhisbrothersi
andsisters,whowerehappilysettledpod
underhisprotection.“Yourbrothers
i
andsisters,”saidmygrandfather,“didnotthinkitbeneaththemtoconsultmeinanaffairofsuchimportanceasmatrimony;neither,Isuppose,wouldyou
miał
haveomittedthatpieceofduty,miał
hadyounotsomesecretfundinreserve;tothecomfortsofwhichIleaveyou,withadesirethatyouwillthisnightseekout
innego
anotherhabitationforyourselfandżony
wife,whither,inashortczasie
time,IwillsendyouanaccountoftheexpenseIhavebeenatinyoureducation,withaviewofbeingreimbursed.Sir
Sir,youhavemadethegrandtour—youareapolitegentleman—abardzo
veryprettygentleman—Iwishyouagreatdealofjoy,i
andamyourveryhumbleservant.”Sosaying,heleftmy
ojca
fatherinasituationeasilyimagined.However,hedidnot
długo
longhesitate;for,beingperfectlywellacquaintedwithhisfather’sdisposition,hedidnotdoubt
że
thathewasgladoftego
thispretencetogetridofgo
him;andhisresolvesbeingasinvariableasthelawsoftheMedesandPersians,he
wiedział
knewitwouldbetonie
nopurposetoattempthimbyprayersandentreaties;so
bez
withoutanyfartherapplication,hebetookhimself,withhisdisconsolatebedfellowtoafarm-house,gdzie
whereanoldservantofhismatki
motherdwelt:theretheyremainedsome
czas
timeinasituationbutilladaptedtotheeleganceoftheirdesiresi
andtendernessoftheirlove;whichneverthelessmy
ojciec
fatherchosetoendure,ratherthansupplicateto
anunnaturalandinflexibleparentale
butmymother,foreseeingtheinconveniencestowhichshemusthavebeenexposed,hadshebeendeliveredintym
thisplace(andherpregnancywasbardzo
veryfaradvanced),withoutcommunicatingherdesigntohermęża
husband,wentindisguisetothedomu
houseofmygrandfather,hopingthathertearsi
andconditionwouldmovehimtocompassion,i
andreconcilehimtoaneventwhichwasteraz
nowirrecoverablypast.Shefoundmeanstodeceivetheservants,
i
andgetintroducedasanunfortunatedama
lady,whowantedtocomplainofpewne
somematrimonialgrievances,itbeingmygrandfather’sparticularprovincetodecideinallcasesofscandal.Shewasaccordinglyadmittedintohispresence,
gdzie
where,discoveringherself,shefellathisfeet,i
andinthemostaffectingmannerimploredhisforgiveness;atthe
tym samym
sametimerepresentingthedangerthatthreatenednottylko
onlyherlife,butthatofhisowngrandchild,whichwasabouttoseethelight.He
powiedział
toldherhewassorrythattheindiscretionofheri
andhissonhadcompelledhimtomakeavow,whichputitoutofhismocy
powertogivethemanyassistance;że
thathehadalreadyimpartedhisthoughtsonże
thatsubjecttoherhusband,i
andwassurprisedthattheyshoulddisturbhispeacez
withanyfartherimportunity.This
powiedział
said,heretired.Theviolenceofmymother’saffliction
miała
hadsuchaneffectonherconstitutionże
thatshewasimmediatelyseizedwiththepainsofchildbed;i
andhadnotanoldmaidservant,towhomshewasbardzo
verydear,affordedherpityi
andassistance,atthehazardofincurringmygrandfather’sdispleasure,shei
andtheinnocentfruitofherwombmusthavefallenmiserablevictimstohisrigouri
andinhumanity.Bythefriendshipof
tej
thispoorwomanshewascarrieduptoagarret,i
andimmediatelydeliveredofamanchild,thestoryofwhoseunfortunatebirthhehimselfteraz
nowrelates.Myfather,beinginformedofwhathadhappened,flewtotheembracesofhisdarlingspouse,
i
andwhileheloadedhisoffspringwithpaternalembraces,couldnotforbearsheddingafloodoftearsonbeholdingthedearpartnerofhisserca
heart(forwhoseeasehewouldhavesacrificedthetreasuresoftheeast)stretcheduponaflockłóżku
bed,inamiserableapartment,unabletoprotectherfromtheinclemenciesoftheweather.Itisnottobesupposedthatthe
stary
oldgentlemanwasignorantofwhatpassed,chociaż
thoughheaffectedtoknownic
nothingofthematter,andpretendedtobebardzo
verymuchsurprised,whenoneofhisgrandchildren,byhiseldestsyn
sondeceased,wholivedwithhimashisheirapparent,acquaintedhimwiththeaffair;hedeterminedthereforetoobserve
nie
nomedium,butimmediately(onthethirddzień
dayafterherdelivery)sentheraperemptoryordertobegone,i
andturnedofftheservantktóry
whohadpreservedherlife.Thisbehavioursoexasperatedmy
ojca
fatherthathehadrecoursetothenajbardziej
mostdreadfulimprecations;andonhisbarekneesimploredthatHeavenwouldrenouncehimifeverheshouldforget
lub
orforgivethebarbarityofhissire.Theinjurieswhich
ta
thisunhappymotherreceivedfromherremovalinsuchcircumstances,andthewantofnecessarieswhereshelodged,wraz
togetherwithhergriefandanxietyofmind,wkrótce
soonthrewherintoalanguishingdisorder,whichpołożyła
putanendtoherlife.My
ojciec
father,wholovedhertenderly,wassoaffectedwithherdeaththatheremainedsześć
sixweeksdeprivedofhissenses;duringwhich
czasie
time,thepeoplewherehelodgedcarriedtheinfanttotheoldmanwhorelentedsofar,onhearingthemelancholystoryofhisdaughter-in-law’sśmierci
death,andthedeplorableconditionofhissyna
son,astosendthechildtonurse,i
andheorderedmyfathertobecarriedhometohishouse,gdzie
wherehesoonrecoveredtheuseofhisreason.Whetherthishardheartedjudge
czuł
feltanyremorseforhiscrueltreatmentofhissyna
sonanddaughter,or(whichisbardziej
moreprobable)wasafraidhischaracterwouldsufferintheneighbourhood,heprofessedwielki
greatsorrowforhisconducttomyojca
father,whosedeliriumwassucceededbyaprofoundmelancholyi
andreserve.Atlengthhedisappeared,
i
and,notwithstandingallimaginableinquiry,couldnotbeheardof;acircumstance
która
whichconfirmedmostpeopleintheopinionofhishavingmadeawaywithhimselfinafitofdespair.CHAPTERII
Igrowup—amhatedbymyRelations—senttoSchool—neglectedbymyGrandfather—maltreatedbymyMaster—seasonedtoAdversity—IformCabals
przeciwko
againstthePedant—amdebarredAccesstomyGrandfather—huntedbyhisHeir—IdemolishtheTeethofhisTutor.Nie
Therewerenotwantingsomektórzy
whosuspectedmyunclesofbeingconcernedinmyfather’sfate,onthesuppositionże
thattheywouldallshareinthepatrimonydestinedforniego
him;andthisconjecturewasstrengthenedbyreflecting
że
thatinallhiscalamitiestheynigdy nie
neverdiscoveredtheleastinclinationtoservemu
him;but,onthecontrary,byalltheartificesintheir
mocy
power,fedhisresentmentandsupportedhisresolutionofleavinghimtomiseryi
andwant.Butpeopleofjudgmenttreated
tę
thisinsinuationasanidlechimera;because,hadmyrelationsbeensowickedastoconsulttheirinterestbycommittingsuchanatrociouscrime,thefateofmy
ojca
fatherwouldhaveextendedtometoowhoselifewasanotherobstacletotheirexpectation.Meanwhile,Igrewapace,
i
andasIstronglyresembledmyojca
father,whowasthedarlingofthetenants,Iwantednic
nothingwhichtheirindigentcircumstancescouldafford:ale
buttheirfavourwasaweakresourceprzeciwko
againstthejealousenmityofmycousins;który
whothemoremyinfancypromised,conceivedthemoreimplacablehatredagainstmnie
me:andbeforeIwas
sześć
sixyearsofage,hadsoeffectuallyblockadedmygrandfatherże
thatIneversawhimbutbystealth,whenIczasami
sometimesmadeuptohischairashesiedział
sattoviewhislabourersinthefield:onwhichoccasionhewouldstrokemy
głowie
head,bidmebeagoodboy,i
andpromisetotakecareofme.Iwas
wkrótce
soonaftersenttoschoolatavillagehardby,ofwhichhehadbeendictatortimeoutofmind;ale
butasheneverpaidformyboard,norsuppliedmeze
withclothes,books,andothernecessariesIrequired,myconditionwasbardzo
veryraggedandcontemptible,andtheschoolmaster,który
who,throughfearofmygrandfather,taughtmegratis,gavehimselfnie
noconcernabouttheprogressImadepod
underhisinstruction.Inspiteofall
tych
thesedifficultiesanddisgraces,IbecameagoodproficientintheLatintongue;and,assoonasIcould
pisać
writetolerably,pesteredmygrandfatherwithletterstosuchadegreeże
thathesentformymaster,andchidhimseverelyforbestowingsuchpainsonmyeducation,tellinghimże
that,ifeverIshouldbebroughttothegallowsforforgery,whichhehadtaughtmetocommit,mykrew
bloodwouldlieonhisgłowie
head.Thepedant,whodreadednothingmore
niż
thanthedispleasureofhispatron,assuredhishonourthattheboy’sabilitywasmoreowingtohisowngeniusi
andapplicationthantoanyinstructionlub
orencouragementhereceived;that,althoughhecouldnotdivesthimoftheknowledgehehad
już
alreadyimbibed,unlesshewouldempowerhimtodisablehisfingers,heshouldendeavour,withGod’shelp,topreventhisfutureimprovement.I
And,indeed,hepunctuallyperformedwhathehadundertaken;for,onpretencethatIhad
pisałem
writtenimpertinentletterstomygrandfather,hecausedaboardtobemadewithfiveholesinit,throughwhichhethrustthefingersi
andthumbofmyrightręki
hand,andfasteneditbywhipcordtomywrist,insuchamanneraseffectuallydebarredmetheuseofmypen.Ale
ButthisrestraintIwasfreedfrominafewdays,byto
anaccidentwhichhappenedinaquarrelmiędzy
betweenmeandanotherboy;którzy
who,takinguponhimtoinsultmypoverty,Iwassoincensedathisungenerousreproachże
thatwithonestrokewithmymachineIcuthimtotheskull,tothegreatterrorofmyselfi
andschoolfellows,wholefthimbleedingontheground,i
andrantoinformthemasterofwhathadhappened.Iwassoseverelypunishedforthistrespassthat,wereIto
żył
livetotheageofMethusalem,theimpressionitmadeonmewouldnotbeeffaced;the
więcej
morethantheantipathyandhorrorIconceivedforthemercilesstyrantktóry
whoinflictedit.Thecontempt
które
whichmyappearancenaturallyproducedinallktórzy
whosawme,thecontinualwantstoktóre
whichIwasexposed,andmyownhaughtydisposition,impatientofaffronts,involvedmeinathousandtroublesomeadventures,byktóre
whichIwasatlengthinuredinadversity,i
andemboldenedtoundertakingsfarabovemyyears.IwasofteninhumanlyscourgedforcrimesIdidnotcommit,
ponieważ
because,havingthecharacterofavagabondinthevillage,każdy
everypieceofmischief,whoseauthorleżał
layunknown,waschargeduponmnie
me.IhavebeenfoundguiltyofrobbingorchardsI
nigdy nie
neverentered,ofkillingcatsInigdy nie
neverhunted,ofstealinggingerbreadInigdy nie
nevertouched,andofabusingoldwomenInigdy nie
neversaw.Nay,astammeringcarpenter
miał
hadeloquenceenoughtopersuademymasterże
thatIfiredapistolloadedz
withsmallshotintohiswindow;chociaż
thoughmylandladyandthewholefamilyborewitnessże
thatIwasabedfastasleepattheczasie
timewhenthisoutragewascommitted.Iwas
kiedyś
oncefloggedforhavingnarrowlyescapeddrowning,bythesinkingofaferryboatinwhichIwaspassenger.Anothertime,forhavingrecoveredofabruiseoccasionedbyahorse
i
andcartrunningoverme.Athirdtime,forbeingbittenbyabaker’s
psa
dog.Inshort,whetherIwasguiltyorunfortunate,thecorrection
i
andsympathyofthisarbitrarypedagoguewerethesame.Daleko
Farfrombeingsubduedbythisinformalusage,myindignationtriumphednad
overthatslavishawewhichhadhithertoenforcedmyobedience;i
andthemoremyyearsi
andknowledgeincreased,themoreIperceivedtheinjusticei
andbarbarityofhisbehaviour.Bythehelpofanuncommongenius,
i
andtheadviceanddirectionofourusher,który
whohadservedmyfatherinhistravels,Idokonałem
madeasurprisingprogressintheclassics,writing,i
andarithmetic;sothat,beforeIwastwelveyearsold,Iwasallowedby
wszyscy
everybodytobethebestscholarintheszkole
school.Thisqualification,togetherwiththeboldnessoftemper
i
andstrengthofmakewhichhadsubjectedprawie
almostallmycontemporaries,gavemesuchinfluenceoverthemthatIbegantoformcabalsprzeciwko
againstmypersecutor;andwasin
nadzieję
hopeof,beingabletobidhimdefianceinabardzo
veryshorttime.Beingattheheadofafaction,consistingofthirtyboys,
większość
mostofthemofmyownage,Iwasdeterminedtoumieściłem
puttheirmettletotrial,że
thatImightknowhowdaleko
fartheyweretobedependedupon,zanim
beforeIputmygrandschemeinexecution:with
tym
thisview,weattackedabodyofstoutapprentices,którzy
whohadtakenpossessionofapartofthegroundallottedtousfortheschemeofourdiversions,i
andwhowerethenplayingatninepinsonthespot;ale
butIhadthemortificationtowidzieć
seemyadherentsroutedinaninstant,a
andalegofoneofthemzłamał
brokeinhisflightbythebowl,whichoneofouradversariesmiałem
haddetachedinpursuitofnami
us.Thisdiscomfituredidnothinderusfromengagingthemafterwardsinfrequentskirmishes,
które
whichwemaintainedbythrowingstonesatadistance,whereinIreceivedwiele
manywounds,thescarsofktóre
whichstillremain.Ourenemiesweresoharassed
i
andinterruptedbythesealarmsże
thattheyatlastabandonedtheirconquest,i
andleftustothepeaceableenjoymentofourownterritories.Itwouldbeendlesstoenumeratetheexploitsweperformedinthecourseof
tej
thisconfederacy,whichbecametheterrorofthecałej
wholevillage;insomuchthat,when
różne
differentinterestsdividedit,oneofthepartiescommonlycourtedtheassistanceofRoderickRandom(bywhichnameIwasknown)tocastthebalance,i
andkeeptheoppositefactioninawe.Meanwhile,Itooktheadvantageofeveryplay-daytopresentmyselfbeforemygrandfather,towhomIseldomfoundaccess,by
powodu
reasonofhisbeingcloselybesiegedbyanumerousfamilyofhisfemalegrandchildren,who,choć
thoughtheyperpetuallyquarrelledamongthemselves,nigdy nie
neverfailedtojoinagainstmnie
me,asthecommonenemyofall.Hisheir,
który
whowasabouttheageofeighteen,mindednic
nothingbutfox-hunting,andindeedwasqualifiedfornic
nothingelse,notwithstandinghisgrandfather’sindulgenceinentertainingatutorforhimatdomu
home;whoatthesametimeperformedtheofficeofparishclerk.
Ten
ThisyoungActaeon,whoinheritedhisgrandfather’santipathytoeverythingindistress,nigdy nie
neversateyesonmebez
withoutuncouplinghisbeagles,andhuntingmeintosomecottagelub
orother,whitherIgenerallyfledforshelter.In
tej
thisChristianamusementhewasencouragedbyhispreceptor,who,nodoubt,tooksuchopportunitiestoingratiatehimselfwiththerisingsun,observing,thatthestary
oldgentleman,accordingtothecourseofnature,miał
hadnotlongtolive,forhewasjuż
alreadyonthevergeoffourscore.CHAPTERIII
MyMother’s
Brat
Brotherarrives—relievesme—aDescriptionofhim—heidzie
goesalongwithmetotheDomu
HouseofmyGrandfather—isencounteredbyhisDogs—defeatsthem,po
afterabloodyEngagement—isadmittedtotheoldGentleman—aDialoguemiędzy
betweenthem.Aboutthistimemymother’sonly
brat
brother,whohadbeenlongabroad,lieutenantofaman-of-war,arrivedinhisownkraju
country;wherebeinginformedofmycondition,hecametoseeme,
i
andoutofhisslenderfinancesnottylko
onlysuppliedmewithwhatnecessariesIwantedforthepresent,ale
butresolvednottoleavethekraju
countryuntilhehadprevailedonmygrandfathertosettlecoś
somethinghandsomeforthefuture.Thiswasatasktowhichhewasby
nie
nomeansequal,beingentirelyignorant,nottylko
onlyofthejudge’sdisposition,ale
butalsoofthewaysofmeningeneral,towhichhiseducationonboardhadkepthimto
anutterstranger.Hewasastrongbuilt
człowiek
man,somewhatbandylegged,withaneckjak
likethatofabull,i
andafacewhich(youmighteasilyperceive)hadwithstoodthenajbardziej
mostobstinateassaultsoftheweather.Hisdressconsistedofasoldier’scoatalteredforhimbytheship’stailor,astripedflanneljacket,apairofredbreechesspannedwithpitch,cleangrayworstedstockings,largesilverbuckles
które
thatcoveredthree-fourthsofhisshoes,asilver-lacedhat,whosecrownoverlookedthebrimso
aboutaninchandahalf,blackbobwiginbuckle,acheckshirt,asilkhandkerchief,ahanger,withabrasshandle,girdedtohisthighbyafurnishedlacebelt,i
andagoodoakplantpod
underhisarm.Thusequipped,hesetoutwithme(whobyhisbounty
zrobił
madeaverydecentappearance)formygrandfather’sdomu
house,whereweweresalutedbyJowleri
andCaesar,whommycousin,youngmaster,hadletlooseatourapproach.Being
dobrze
wellacquaintedwiththeinveteracyoftych
thesecurs,Iwasabouttobetakemyselftomyheels,gdy
whenmyuncleseizedmewithonehand,brandishedhiscudgelwiththeother,i
andatoneblowlaidCaesarsprawlingontheground;ale
but,findinghimselfattackedatthesametimeintherearbyJowler,i
andfearingCaesarmightrecover,hedrewhishanger,wheeledabout,i
andbyaluckystrokeseveredJowler’sgłowę
headfromhisbody.By
tym
thistime,theyoungfoxhunteri
andthreeservants,armedwithpitchforksi
andflails,werecometotheassistanceofthedogs,whomtheyznaleźli
foundbreathlessuponthefield;andmycousinwassoprovokedatthedeathofhisfavourites,
że
thatheorderedhisattendantstoadvance,andtakevengeanceontheirexecutioner,whomheloadedwithallthecursesandreproacheshisangercouldsuggest.Upon
który
whichmyunclesteppedforwardswithanundauntedair,atten
thesightofwhosebloodyweaponshisantagonistsfellbackwithprecipitation,kiedy
whenheaccostedtheirleaderthus:.“Lookee,
bracie
brother,yourdogshavingboardedmebez
withoutprovocation,whatIdidwasinmyowndefence.Soyouhadbestbecivil,
i
andletusshootagłowę
head,clearofyou.”Whethertheyoungsquiremisinterpretedmyuncle’sdesireofpeace,orwasenragedatthefateofhishoundsbeyondhisusualpitchofresolution,I
wiem
knownot;buthesnatchedaflailfrom
jednego
oneofhisfollowers,andprzyszedł
cameupwithashowofassaultingten
thelieutenant,who,puttinghimselfinapostureofdefence,proceededthus:“Lookee,youlubberly
synu
sonofaw—e,ifyoucomeathwartmnie
me,’wareyourgingerbreadwork.I’llbefoulofyourquarter,d—nme.”
Ta
Thisdeclaration,followedbyaflourishofhishanger,seemedtochecktheprogressoftheyounggentleman’scholer,który
who,lookingbehindhim,perceivedhisattendantshadslunkintothedomu
house,shutthegate,andlefthimtodecidethecontentionbyhimself.Hereaparleyensued,whichwasintroducedbymycousin’sasking,“Whothedevilareyou?
Whatdoyou
chcesz
want?Somescoundrelofaseaman,Isuppose,
który
whohasdesertedandturnedthief.Ale
Butdon’tthinkyoushallescape,sirrah—I’llhaveyouhang’d,youdog,Iwill.Your
krew
bloodshallpayforthatofmydwóch
twohounds,youragamuffin.Iwouldnothavepartedwiththemto
uratować
saveyourwholegenerationfromthegallows,youruffian,you!”“Noneofyourjaw,youswab—noneofyourjaw,”repliedmy
wujek
uncle,“elseIshalltrimyourlacedjacketforyou.Ishallrubyoudownwithanoakentowel,myboy,Ishall.”
Sosaying,hesheathedhishanger,
i
andgraspedhiscudgel.