THEAUTHOR’SPREFACE
Ofallkindsofsatire,thereis
ingen
nonesoentertaininganduniversallyimproving,asthatwhichisintrodusert
introduced,asitwereoccasionally,intheløpet
courseofaninterestingstory,whichbringer
bringseveryincidenthometoliv
life,andbyrepresentingfamiliarscenesinen
anuncommonandamusingpointofview,investerer
investsthemwithallthegracesofnyhet
novelty,whilenatureisappealedtoinhver
everyparticular.Thereadergratifieshis
nysgjerrighet
curiosityinpursuingtheadventuresofen
apersoninwhosefavourheisprepossessed;heespouseshiscause,hesympathises
med
withhiminhisdistress,hisindignationisheatedmot
againsttheauthorsofhisulykke
calamity:thehumanepassionsareinflamed;
thecontrast
mellom
betweendejectedvirtueandinsultingvice
viceappearswithgreateraggravation,og
andeveryimpressionhavingadobbel
doubleforceontheimagination,thememorybeholder
retainsthecircumstance,andthehjertet
heartimprovesbytheexample.Theattentionisnot
sliten
tiredwithabarecatalogueofcharacters,men
butagreeablydivertedwithallthevariasjon
varietyofinvention;andthevicissitudesoflifeappearintheir
særegne
peculiarcircumstances,openinganamplefieldforwitog
andhumour.Romance,nodoubt,
skylder
owesitsorigintoignorance,forfengelighet
vanity,andsuperstition.Inthe
mørke
darkagesoftheWorld,når
whenamanhadrenderedhimselfberømt
famousforwisdomorvalour,hisfamilie
familyandadherentsavailedthemselvesofhissuperiorqualities,magnifiedhisvirtues,og
andrepresentedhischaracterandperson
personassacredandsupernatural.Den
Thevulgareasilyswallowedtheagn
bait,imploredhisprotection,andyieldedden
thetributeofhomageandros
praise,eventoadoration;hisexploitswerehandeddowntoposterity
med
withathousandexaggerations;theywere
gjentatt
repeatedasincitementstovirtue;guddommelige
divinehonourswerepaid,andaltarserectedtohisminne
memory,fortheencouragementofthosesom
whoattemptedtoimitatehiseksempel
example;andhencearosetheheathenmythology,
som
whichisnootherthanen
acollectionofextravagantromances.Aslearning
avansert
advanced,andgeniusreceivedcultivation,disse
thesestorieswereembellishedwiththegracesofpoesi
poetry,thattheymightthebedre
betterrecommendthemselvestotheattention;theywere
sunget
sunginpublic,atfestivals,fortheinstructionog
anddelightoftheaudience;og
andrehearsedbeforebattle,asincentivestodeedsofherlighet
glory.Thustragedyandthe
episke
epicmusewereborn,and,inden
theprogressoftaste,arrivedatperfeksjon
perfection.Itisnowonderthattheancients
kunne
couldnotrelishafableinprose,etter
aftertheyhadseensomanyremarkableeventsfeiret
celebratedinversebytheirbeste
bestpoets;wethereforefind
ingen
noromanceamongthemduringtheepoken
eraoftheirexcellence,unlesstheCyropædiaofXenophonkan
maybesocalled;anditwasnottillarts
og
andsciencesbegantoreviveetter
aftertheirruptionofthebarbariansintoEuropa
Europe,thatanythingofthistypen
kindappeared.Butwhenthemindsofmenweredebauchedbytheimpositionofpriestcrafttothe
mest
mostabsurdpitchofcredulity,theauthorsofromancearose,og
andlosingsightofprobability,fylt
filledtheirperformanceswiththemest
mostmonstroushyperboles.Ifthey
kunne
couldnotequaltheancientpoetsinpunkt
pointofgeniustheywereresolvedtoexceltheminfiksjon
fiction,andapplytotheundring
wonder,ratherthanthejudgment,oftheirreaders.Følgelig
Accordingly,theybroughtnecromancytotheirhjelp
aid,andinsteadofsupportingthecharacteroftheirheroesbyverdighet
dignityofsentimentandpractice,distinguishedthembytheirkroppslige
bodilystrength,activity,andextravaganceofbehaviour.Although
ingenting
nothingcouldbemoreludicrousog
andunnaturalthanthefigurestheytegnet
drew,theydidnotwantpatronsog
andadmirers;andtheworld
faktisk
actuallybegantobeinfectedmed
withthespiritofknight-errantry,da
whenCervantes,byaninimitablestykke
pieceofridicule,reformedthesmaken
tasteofmankind,representingchivalryintheriktig
rightpointofview,andkonvertere
convertingromancetopurposesfarmer
moreusefulandentertaining,bygjøre
makingitassumethesock,og
andpointoutthefolliesofvanlige
ordinarylife.Thesamemethod
har
hasbeenpractisedbyotherSpanishog
andFrenchauthors,andbyingen
nonemoresuccessfullythanbyMonsieurLeSage
Sage,who,inhisAdventuresofGilBlas,har
hasdescribedtheknaveryandfoiblesoflivet
life,withinfinitehumourandsagacity.De
ThefollowingsheetsIhavemodellert
modelledonhisplan,takingmefrihet
liberty,however,todifferfromhiminde
theexecution,whereIthoughthisparticularsituationswereuvanlig
uncommon,extravagant,orpeculiartode
thecountryinwhichthesceneislagt
laid.ThedisgracesofGilBlas
er
are,forthemostpart,slik
suchasratherexcitemirthenn
thancompassion;hehimselflaughsat
dem
them;andhistransitionsfromdistressto
lykke
happiness,oratleastease,aresoplutselig
sudden,thatneitherthereaderhar
hastimetopityhim,norhimselftobeacquaintedmed
withaffliction.Thisconduct,inmyopinion,not
bare
onlydeviatesfromprobability,butforhindrer
preventsthatgenerousindignation,whichoughttoanimateden
thereaderagainstthesordidog
andviciousdispositionoftheverden
world.Ihaveattemptedto
representere
representmodestmeritstrugglingwitheverydifficultytowhichen
afriendlessorphanisexposed,fromhisegen
ownwantofexperience,asvel
wellasfromtheselfishness,misunnelse
envy,malice,andbaseindifferenceofmenneskeheten
mankind.Tosecureafavourableprepossession,I
har
haveallowedhimtheadvantagesoffødsel
birthandeducation,whichinden
theseriesofhismisfortunesvil
will,Ihope,engagetheingenuousmer
morewarmlyinhisbehalf;og
andthoughIforesee,thatnoen
somepeoplewillbeoffendedatthemeanscenesinwhichheisinvolvert
involved,Ipersuademyselfthatthejudiciousvil
willnotonlyperceivethenecessityofbeskrive
describingthosesituationstowhichhemå
mustofcoursebeconfined,inhislave
lowestate,butalsofindunderholdning
entertainmentinviewingthosepartsoflivet
life,wherethehumoursandpassionsareundisguisedbyaffectation,seremoni
ceremony,oreducation;andthewhimsicalpeculiaritiesof
disposisjon
dispositionappearasnaturehasimplanteddem
them.ButIbelieveI
trenger
neednottroublemyselfinvindicatingen
apracticeauthorizedbythebeste
bestwritersinthisway,noen
someofwhomIhaveallerede
alreadynamed.Everyintelligentreader
vil
will,atfirstsight,perceiveIhar
havenotdeviatedfromnatureinthefacts,som
whicharealltrueinthemain,althoughthecircumstancesareendret
alteredanddisguised,toavoidpersonlig
personalsatire.Itnowremainsto
gi
givemyreasonsformakingthechiefpersonageofdette
thisworkaNorthBriton,som
whicharechieflythese:I
kunne
could,atasmallexpense,bestowonhimsuchutdanning
educationasIthoughtthedignityofhisfødsel
birthandcharacterrequired,whichkunne
couldnotpossiblybeobtainedinEngland,bysuchslanke
slendermeansasthenatureofmyplan
planwouldafford.Inthe
neste
nextplace,Icouldrepresentenkelhet
simplicityofmannersinaavsidesliggende
remotepartofthekingdom,med
withmoreproprietythaninanyplacenearthehovedstaden
capital;andlastly,thedispositionoftheScots,addictedto
reise
travelling,justifiesmyconductinderivingen
anadventurerfromthatcountry.APOLOGUE
A
ung
youngpainter,indulgingaveinofpleasantry,skissert
sketchedakindofconversationstykke
piece,representingabear,anugle
owl,amonkey,andanesel
ass;andtorenderit
mer
morestriking,humorous,andmoral,distinguishedhver
everyfigurebysomeemblemofmenneskelig
humanlife.Bruinwasexhibitedinthegarb
og
andattitudeofanold,toothless,drunkensoldat
soldier;theowlpercheduponthehandleof
en
acoffee-pot,withspectacleonnesen
nose,seemedtocontemplateaavis
newspaper;andtheass,ornamented
med
withahugetie-wig(which,imidlertid
however,couldnotconcealhislongears),satforhisbilde
picturetothemonkey,whoappearedmed
withtheimplementsofpainting.Denne
Thiswhimsicalgroupaffordedsomemirth,og
andmetwithgeneralapprobation,untilsomemischievouswaghintedat
thatthewhole—wasalampoonuponthefriendsoftheperformer;en
aninsinuationwhichwasnosoonercirculatedenn
thanthoseverypeoplewhoapplauderte
applaudeditbeforebegantobealarmed,og
andeventofancythemselvessignifiedbytheseveralfiguresofthepiece.Blant
Amongothers,aworthypersonageinyears,whohadservedinden
thearmywithreputation,beingincensedatden
thesupposedoutrage,repairedtoden
thelodgingofthepainter,og
andfindinghimathome,“Harkye,Mr.Monkey,”sa
saidhe,“Ihaveagodt
goodmindtoconvinceyou,thatom
thoughthebearhaslosthisteeth,hebeholder
retainshispaws,andthatheisnotsodrunkmen
buthecanperceiveyourimpertinence.”“Sblood!
sir
sir,thattoothlessjawisen
ad—nedscandalouslibel—butdon’tyouforestille
imaginemesochopfallenasnottobestand
abletochewthecudofresentment.”Her
Herehewasinterruptedbyden
thearrivalofalearnedlege
physician,who,advancingtotheskyldige
culpritwithfuryinhisaspekt
aspect,exclaimed,“Supposetheaugmentationofden
theass’searsshouldproveden
thediminutionofthebaboon’s—nay,søker
seeknottoprevaricate,for,byden
thebeardofAesculapius!thereisnotone
hår
hairinthisperiwigthatvil
willnotstandupinjudgmenttodømme
convicttheeofpersonalabuse.Gjør
Dobutobserve,captain,howdenne
thispitifullittlefellowhascopiedde
theverycurls—thecolour,indeed,isforskjellig
different,butthentheformog
andforetoparequitesimilar.”Mens
Whilehethusremonstratedinen
astrainofvociferation,avenerablesenator
senatorentered,andwaddlinguptoden
thedelinquent,“Jackanapes!”criedhe,“I
vil
willnowlettheeseeIkan
canreadsomethingelsethanen
anewspaper,andthatwithoutthehjelp
helpofspectacles:hereisyour
egen
ownnoteofhand,sirrah,forpenger
money,whichifIhadnotadvanced,youyourselfville
wouldhaveresembledanowl,innotvåger
daringtoshowyourfacebydagen
day,youungratefulslanderousknave!”In
forgjeves
vaintheastonishedpainterdeclaredat
thathehadnointentiontogiveoffence,eller
ortocharacteriseparticularpersons:theyaffirmedtheresemblancewas
for
toopalpabletobeoverlooked;theytaxedhim
med
withinsolence,malice,andingratitude;og
andtheirclamoursbeingoverheardbythepublikum
public,thecaptainwasabjørn
bear,thedoctoranass,og
andthesenatoranowl,tohisdyingday.Christian
leser
reader,Ibeseechthee,inthebowelsoftheLord,husk
rememberthisexample“whilethouartemployedintheperusalofthefollowingsheets;og
andseeknottoappropriatetothyselfthatwhichequallytilhører
belongstofivehundreddifferentmennesker
people.Ifthoushouldstmeet
med
withacharacterthatreflectstheeinnoen
someungraciousparticular,keepthyegen
owncounsel;CHAPTERI
Ofmy
Fødsel
BirthandParentage.Iwas
født
borninthenorthernpartofdette
thisunitedkingdom,inthehuset
houseofmygrandfather,agentleman
gentlemanofconsiderablefortuneandinnflytelse
influence,whohadonmanyoccasionssignalisedhimselfinvegne
behalfofhiscountry;andwas
bemerkelsesverdig
remarkableforhisabilitiesintheloven
law,whichheexercisedwithstor
greatsuccessinthestationofen
ajudge,particularlyagainstbeggars,forwhomhehadde
hadasingularaversion.My
far
father(hisyoungestson)fallinginkjærlighet
lovewithapoorrelation,som
wholivedwiththeoldgentlemaninkvalitet
qualityofahousekeeper,espousedherprivat
privately;andIwasthe
første
firstfruitofthatmarriage.Duringherpregnancy,
en
adreamdiscomposedmymothersomye
muchthatherhusband,tiredmed
withherimportunity,atlastkonsultert
consultedahighlandseer,whosefavourabletolkning
interpretationhewouldhavesecuredforhånd
beforehandbyabribe,butfant
foundhimincorruptible.Shedreamedshewas
levert
deliveredofatennis-ball,whichden
thedevil(who,toherstore
greatsurprise,actedthepartofamidwife)slo
strucksoforciblywitharacketthatitforsvant
disappearedinaninstant;andshewasforsometimeinconsolableforthelostofher
avkom
offspring;when,allona
plutselig
sudden,shebehelditreturnmed
withequalviolence,andenterthejorden
earth,beneathherfeet,whenceumiddelbart
immediatelysprangupagoodlytre
treecoveredwithblossoms,theduften
scentofwhichoperatedsosterkt
stronglyonhernervesthatshevåknet
awoke.Theattentivesage,after
litt
somedeliberation,assuredmyparents,at
thattheirfirstbornwouldbeen
agreattraveller;thathe
ville
wouldundergomanydangersanddifficulties,og
andatlastreturntohisnativeland,hvor
wherehewouldflourishinlykke
happinessandreputation.Howtruly
dette
thiswasforetoldwillappearintheoppfølgeren
sequel.Itwasnotlong
før
beforesomeofficiouspersoninformedmybestefar
grandfatherofcertainfamiliaritiesthatpassedmellom
betweenhissonandhousekeeperwhichalarmedhimsomye
muchthat,afewdaysetter
after,hetoldmyfatheritwashøy
hightimeforhimtotenke
thinkofsettling;andthathehadprovided
en
amatchforhim,towhichhekunne
couldinjusticehavenoobjections.My
far
father,findingitwouldbeumulig
impossibletoconcealhissituationmye
muchlonger,franklyownedwhathehadde
haddone;andexcusedhimselffornothaving
bedt
askedtheconsentofhisfar
father,bysaying,heknewitville
wouldhavebeentonopurpose;og
andthat,hadhisinclinationbeenkjent
known,mygrandfathermighthavetatt
takensuchmeasuresaswouldha
haveeffectuallyputthegratificationofitut
outofhispower:he
la
added,thatnoexceptionscouldbetakentohiswife’sdyd
virtue,birth,beauty,andgoodfornuft
sense,andasforfortune,itwasunder
beneathhiscare.Theoldgentleman,
som
whokeptallhispassions,exceptone,inutmerket
excellentorder,heardhimtoanendmed
withgreattemper,andthencalmlyspurte
asked,howheproposedtoopprettholde
maintainhimselfandspouse?He
svarte
replied,hecouldbeinnofare
dangerofwantingwhilehisfather’sømhet
tendernessremained,whichheandhiskone
wifeshouldalwayscultivatewithden
theutmostveneration;andhewaspersuadedhisallowance
ville
wouldbesuitabletotheverdighet
dignityandcircumstancesofhisfamily,og
andtotheprovisionalreadygjort
madeforhisbrothersandsisters,som
whowerehappilysettledunderhisbeskyttelse
protection.“Yourbrothersandsisters,”
sa
saidmygrandfather,“didnotthinkitunder
beneaththemtoconsultmeinen
anaffairofsuchimportanceasekteskap
matrimony;neither,Isuppose,wouldyou
ha
haveomittedthatpieceofplikt
duty,hadyounotsomehemmelig
secretfundinreserve;tothecomfortsofwhichI
forlater
leaveyou,withadesirethatyouvil
willthisnightseekoutanotherhabitationforyourselfog
andwife,whither,inakort
shorttime,Iwillsendyouankonto
accountoftheexpenseIhar
havebeenatinyourutdanning
education,withaviewofbeingreimbursed.Sir
Sir,youhavemadethegrandtour—youareen
apolitegentleman—averyprettygentleman—Iønsker
wishyouagreatdealofglede
joy,andamyourveryydmyke
humbleservant.”Sosaying,he
forlot
leftmyfatherinasituasjon
situationeasilyimagined.However,hedidnot
lenge
longhesitate;for,beingperfectly
godt
wellacquaintedwithhisfather’sdisposisjon
disposition,hedidnotdoubtat
thathewasgladofdenne
thispretencetogetridofham
him;andhisresolvesbeingasinvariableasthelawsoftheMedes
og
andPersians,heknewitville
wouldbetonopurposetoprøve
attempthimbyprayersandentreaties;so
uten
withoutanyfartherapplication,hebetookhimself,med
withhisdisconsolatebedfellowtoagård
farm-house,whereanoldservantofhismor
motherdwelt:theretheyremained
noen
sometimeinasituationmen
butilladaptedtotheeleganse
eleganceoftheirdesiresandømhet
tendernessoftheirlove;whichneverthelessmyfatherchosetoendure,ratherthansupplicate
en
anunnaturalandinflexibleparentmen
butmymother,foreseeingtheinconveniencestowhichshemå
musthavebeenexposed,hadshebeenlevert
deliveredinthisplace(andhergraviditet
pregnancywasveryfaradvanced),uten
withoutcommunicatingherdesigntoherektemann
husband,wentindisguisetothehuset
houseofmygrandfather,hopingthathertearsog
andconditionwouldmovehimtomedfølelse
compassion,andreconcilehimtoen
aneventwhichwasnowirrecoverablyforbi
past.Shefoundmeansto
lure
deceivetheservants,andgetintrodusert
introducedasanunfortunatelady,whoønsket
wantedtocomplainofsomematrimonialgrievances,itbeingmygrandfather’sparticularprovins
provincetodecideinallcasesofskandale
scandal.Shewasaccordinglyadmittedintohis
nærvær
presence,where,discoveringherself,shefalt
fellathisfeet,andinden
themostaffectingmannerimploredhistilgivelse
forgiveness;atthesametime
representerer
representingthedangerthatthreatenednotbare
onlyherlife,butthatofhiseget
owngrandchild,whichwasabouttose
seethelight.Hetoldherhewas
lei
sorrythattheindiscretionofherog
andhissonhadcompelledhimtogjøre
makeavow,whichputitut
outofhispowertogi
givethemanyassistance;thathe
hadde
hadalreadyimpartedhisthoughtsonthatemnet
subjecttoherhusband,andwassurprisedthattheyskulle
shoulddisturbhispeacewithnoen
anyfartherimportunity.Thissaid,he
pensjonerte
retired.Theviolenceofmymother’saffliction
hadde
hadsuchaneffectonherkonstitusjon
constitutionthatshewasimmediatelygrepet
seizedwiththepainsofchildbed;og
andhadnotanoldmaidservant,towhomshewasveldig
verydear,affordedherpityog
andassistance,atthehazardofincurringmygrandfather’sdispleasure,sheog
andtheinnocentfruitofherlivmor
wombmusthavefallenmiserablevictimstohisrigourog
andinhumanity.Bythefriendshipof
denne
thispoorwomanshewasbåret
carrieduptoagarret,og
andimmediatelydeliveredofamann
manchild,thestoryofhvis
whoseunfortunatebirthhehimselfnå
nowrelates.Myfather,being
informert
informedofwhathadhappened,fløy
flewtotheembracesofhisdarlingektefelle
spouse,andwhileheloadedhisavkom
offspringwithpaternalembraces,couldnotforbearsheddingen
afloodoftearsonbeholdingden
thedearpartnerofhishjerte
heart(forwhoseeaseheville
wouldhavesacrificedthetreasuresofden
theeast)stretcheduponaflokk
flockbed,inamiserableleilighet
apartment,unabletoprotectherfromden
theinclemenciesoftheweather.Itisnottobe
anta
supposedthattheoldgentlemanwasuvitende
ignorantofwhatpassed,thoughheaffectedtovisste
knownothingofthematter,og
andpretendedtobeverymuchsurprised,da
whenoneofhisgrandchildren,byhiseldste
eldestsondeceased,wholivedmed
withhimashisheirapparent,acquaintedhimmed
withtheaffair;hedetermined
derfor
thereforetoobservenomedium,men
butimmediately(onthethirddagen
dayafterherdelivery)sentheren
aperemptoryordertobegå
gone,andturnedofftheservantsom
whohadpreservedherlife.Denne
Thisbehavioursoexasperatedmyfar
fatherthathehadrecoursetode
themostdreadfulimprecations;andonhis
nakne
barekneesimploredthatHeavenville
wouldrenouncehimifeverheskulle
shouldforgetorforgivethebarbarityofhissire.De
Theinjurieswhichthisunhappymoren
motherreceivedfromherremovalinslike
suchcircumstances,andthewantofnecessarieswhereshelodged,sammen
togetherwithhergriefandanxietyofsinn
mind,soonthrewherintoalanguishingdisorder,som
whichputanendtoherliv
life.Myfather,wholovedhertenderly,wasso
berørt
affectedwithherdeaththatheforble
remainedsixweeksdeprivedofhissenses;duringwhich
tiden
time,thepeoplewherehelodgedbåret
carriedtheinfanttothegamle
oldmanwhorelentedsolangt
far,onhearingthemelancholyhistorien
storyofhisdaughter-in-law’sdeath,og
andthedeplorableconditionofhissønn
son,astosendthechildtosykepleier
nurse,andheorderedmyfar
fathertobecarriedhometohishus
house,wherehesoonrecoveredden
theuseofhisreason.Om
Whetherthishardheartedjudgefeltnoen
anyremorseforhiscruelbehandling
treatmentofhissonanddatter
daughter,or(whichismoreprobable)wasredd
afraidhischaracterwouldsufferinthenabolaget
neighbourhood,heprofessedgreatsorrowforhisoppførsel
conducttomyfather,whosedeliriumwassucceededbyen
aprofoundmelancholyandreserve.Atlengthhe
forsvant
disappeared,and,notwithstandingallimaginableforespørsel
inquiry,couldnotbeheardof;a
omstendighet
circumstancewhichconfirmedmostpeopleinde
theopinionofhishavingmadebort
awaywithhimselfinaanfall
fitofdespair.CHAPTERII
I
vokser
growup—amhatedbymyRelations—senttoSchool—neglectedbymyGrandfather—maltreatedbymyMaster—seasonedtoAdversity—Idanner
formCabalsagainstthePedant—amdebarredTilgang
AccesstomyGrandfather—huntedbyhisHeir—IdemolishtheTeethofhisVeileder
Tutor.Therewerenotwanting
noen
somewhosuspectedmyunclesofbeingopptatt
concernedinmyfather’sfate,onthesuppositionthattheyville
wouldallshareinthepatrimonydestinedforham
him;andthisconjecturewas
styrket
strengthenedbyreflectingthatinallhiscalamitiestheyaldri
neverdiscoveredtheleastinclinationtotjene
servehim;but,onthecontrary,byalltheartificesintheir
makt
power,fedhisresentmentandstøttet
supportedhisresolutionofleavinghimtoelendighet
miseryandwant.Butpeopleof
dømmekraft
judgmenttreatedthisinsinuationasen
anidlechimera;because,hadmyrelationsbeensowickedasto
konsultere
consulttheirinterestbycommittingsuchanatrociousforbrytelse
crime,thefateofmyfar
fatherwouldhaveextendedtometoohvis
whoselifewasanotherobstacletotheirforventning
expectation.Meanwhile,Igrewapace,
og
andasIstronglyresembledmyfar
father,whowasthedarlingofthetenants,Iville
wantednothingwhichtheirindigentcircumstanceskunne
couldafford:buttheirfavourwas
en
aweakresourceagainstthesjalu
jealousenmityofmycousins;som
whothemoremyinfancylovet
promised,conceivedthemoreimplacablehat
hatredagainstme:andbeforeIwas
seks
sixyearsofage,hadsoeffectuallyblockadedmybestefar
grandfatherthatIneversawhimmen
butbystealth,whenInoen ganger
sometimesmadeuptohischairashesatt
sattoviewhislabourersinthefeltet
field:onwhichoccasionhe
ville
wouldstrokemyhead,bidmebeen
agoodboy,andpromisetota
takecareofme.Iwas
snart
soonaftersenttoschoolaten
avillagehardby,ofsom
whichhehadbeendictatortid
timeoutofmind;butashe
aldri
neverpaidformyboard,eller
norsuppliedmewithclothes,books,og
andothernecessariesIrequired,mytilstand
conditionwasveryraggedandcontemptible,og
andtheschoolmaster,who,throughfrykt
fearofmygrandfather,taughtmegratis,gavehimselfingen
noconcernabouttheprogressIgjorde
madeunderhisinstruction.In
tross
spiteofallthesedifficultiesog
anddisgraces,Ibecameagod
goodproficientintheLatintongue;og
and,assoonasIkunne
couldwritetolerably,pesteredmybestefar
grandfatherwithletterstosuchen
adegreethathesentformymaster,og
andchidhimseverelyforbestowingsuchpainsonmyutdanning
education,tellinghimthat,ifeverIskulle
shouldbebroughttothegalgen
gallowsforforgery,whichhehadde
hadtaughtmetocommit,myblod
bloodwouldlieonhishodet
head.Thepedant,whodreaded
ingenting
nothingmorethanthedispleasureofhisbeskytter
patron,assuredhishonourthatden
theboy’sabilitywasmoreowingtohiseget
owngeniusandapplicationthantonoen
anyinstructionorencouragementhemottok
received;that,althoughhecouldnotdivesthimoftheknowledgehe
hadde
hadalreadyimbibed,unlessheville
wouldempowerhimtodisablehisfingers,heskulle
shouldendeavour,withGod’shelp,toforhindre
preventhisfutureimprovement.And,indeed,hepunctually
utførte
performedwhathehadundertaken;for
for,onpretencethatIhadde
hadwrittenimpertinentletterstomybestefar
grandfather,hecausedaboardtobelage
madewithfiveholesinit,gjennom
throughwhichhethrustthefingersog
andthumbofmyrighthånd
hand,andfasteneditbywhipcordtomyhåndledd
wrist,insuchamanneraseffectuallydebarredmethebruke
useofmypen.But
denne
thisrestraintIwasfreedfrominafewdays,byanulykke
accidentwhichhappenedinakrangel
quarrelbetweenmeandanothergutt
boy;who,takinguponhimto
fornærme
insultmypoverty,Iwassoincensedathisungenerousreproachthatmed
withonestrokewithmymaskin
machineIcuthimtothekraniet
skull,tothegreatterrorofmyselfog
andschoolfellows,wholefthimbleedingonthebakken
ground,andrantoinformthemasterofwhathadde
hadhappened.Iwasso
hardt
severelypunishedforthistrespassthat,wereItolevde
livetotheageofMethusalem,theimpressionitgjorde
madeonmewouldnotbeeffaced;den
themorethantheantipathyog
andhorrorIconceivedforden
themercilesstyrantwhoinflicteddet
it.Thecontemptwhichmyappearance
naturlig
naturallyproducedinallwhoså
sawme,thecontinualwantstowhichIwasutsatt
exposed,andmyownhaughtydisposisjon
disposition,impatientofaffronts,involvedmeinatusen
thousandtroublesomeadventures,bywhichIwasatlengthinuredinmotgang
adversity,andemboldenedtoundertakingslangt
farabovemyyears.Iwas
ofte
ofteninhumanlyscourgedforcrimesIdidnotcommit,fordi
because,havingthecharacterofen
avagabondinthevillage,hver
everypieceofmischief,whoseforfatter
authorlayunknown,waschargeduponme.I
har
havebeenfoundguiltyofrobbingorchardsIaldri
neverentered,ofkillingcatsIaldri
neverhunted,ofstealinggingerbreadIaldri
nevertouched,andofabusinggamle
oldwomenIneversaw.Nei
Nay,astammeringcarpenterhadeloquencenok
enoughtopersuademymasterat
thatIfiredapistolloadedmed
withsmallshotintohisvinduet
window;thoughmylandladyandthewholefamilybore
vitne
witnessthatIwasabedfastsov
asleepatthetimewhendenne
thisoutragewascommitted.Iwasoncefloggedfor
ha
havingnarrowlyescapeddrowning,bythesinkingofen
aferryboatinwhichIwaspassasjer
passenger.Anothertime,forhavingrecoveredofa
blåmerke
bruiseoccasionedbyahorseog
andcartrunningoverme.En
Athirdtime,forbeingbitt
bittenbyabaker’sdog.Inshort,
enten
whetherIwasguiltyoruheldig
unfortunate,thecorrectionandsympathyofdenne
thisarbitrarypedagoguewerethesamme
same.Farfrombeingsubduedby
denne
thisinformalusage,myindignationtriumferte
triumphedoverthatslavishawewhichhadde
hadhithertoenforcedmyobedience;og
andthemoremyyearsog
andknowledgeincreased,themoreIoppfattet
perceivedtheinjusticeandbarbarityofhisbehaviour.By
de
thehelpofanuncommongeni
genius,andtheadviceandretning
directionofourusher,whohadde
hadservedmyfatherinhistravels,Igjorde
madeasurprisingprogressinde
theclassics,writing,andarithmetic;so
at
that,beforeIwastwelveyearsgammel
old,Iwasallowedbyeverybodytobeden
thebestscholarintheskolen
school.Thisqualification,togetherwiththeboldnessof
temperament
temperandstrengthofmakewhichhadde
hadsubjectedalmostallmycontemporaries,gavemeslik
suchinfluenceoverthemthatIbegynte
begantoformcabalsagainstmypersecutor;og
andwasinhopeof,beingstand
abletobidhimdefianceinen
averyshorttime.Beingattheheadof
en
afaction,consistingofthirtyboys,de fleste
mostofthemofmyegen
ownage,Iwasdeterminedtoputtheirmettletoprøve
trial,thatImightknowhvor
howfartheyweretobedependedupon,før
beforeIputmygrandschemeinutførelse
execution:withthisview,we
angrep
attackedabodyofstoutapprentices,som
whohadtakenpossessionofen
apartofthegroundallottedtousfortheordningen
schemeofourdiversions,andsom
whowerethenplayingatninepinsonthestedet
spot;butIhadthemortificationto
se
seemyadherentsroutedinaninstant,og
andalegofoneofthembrøt
brokeinhisflightbyden
thebowl,whichoneofouradversarieshadde
haddetachedinpursuitofoss
us.Thisdiscomfituredidnot
hindret
hinderusfromengagingthemetterpå
afterwardsinfrequentskirmishes,whichweopprettholdt
maintainedbythrowingstonesataavstand
distance,whereinIreceivedmanywounds,thescarsofsom
whichstillremain.Ourenemieswereso
plaget
harassedandinterruptedbythesealarmsat
thattheyatlastabandonedtheirerobring
conquest,andleftustothepeaceablenytelse
enjoymentofourownterritories.It
ville
wouldbeendlesstoenumeratede
theexploitsweperformedinde
thecourseofthisconfederacy,som
whichbecametheterrorofde
thewholevillage;insomuchthat,
når
whendifferentinterestsdividedit,en
oneofthepartiescommonlycourtedden
theassistanceofRoderickRandom(bywhichnavn
nameIwasknown)tokaste
castthebalance,andkeepden
theoppositefactioninawe.Mellomtiden
Meanwhile,Itooktheadvantageofhver
everyplay-daytopresentmyselfbeforemybestefar
grandfather,towhomIseldomfant
foundaccess,byreasonofhisbeingtett
closelybesiegedbyanumerousfamilie
familyofhisfemalegrandchildren,who,om
thoughtheyperpetuallyquarrelledamongthemselves,aldri
neverfailedtojoinagainstme,asthefelles
commonenemyofall.His
arving
heir,whowasabouttheageofeighteen,mindednothingbutfox-hunting,og
andindeedwasqualifiedfornothingelse,notwithstandinghisgrandfather’settergivenhet
indulgenceinentertainingatutorforhimathjemme
home;whoatthesame
tid
timeperformedtheofficeofparishclerk.Denne
ThisyoungActaeon,whoinheritedhisgrandfather’santipathytoalt
everythingindistress,neversateyesonmeuten
withoutuncouplinghisbeagles,andjakte
huntingmeintosomecottageeller
orother,whitherIgenerallyflyktet
fledforshelter.InthisChristian
underholdning
amusementhewasencouragedbyhispreceptor,who,notvil
doubt,tooksuchopportunitiestoingratiatehimselfmed
withtherisingsun,observing,thatden
theoldgentleman,accordingtoden
thecourseofnature,hadnotlenge
longtolive,forhewasallerede
alreadyonthevergeoffourscore.CHAPTERIII
MyMother’s
Bror
Brotherarrives—relievesme—aDescriptionofhim—hegår
goesalongwithmetoden
theHouseofmyGrandfather—ismøtt
encounteredbyhisDogs—defeatsthem,etter
afterabloodyEngagement—isadmittedtoden
theoldGentleman—aDialoguebetweendem
them.Aboutthistimemymother’s
eneste
onlybrother,whohadbeenlenge
longabroad,lieutenantofaman-of-war,ankom
arrivedinhisowncountry;wherebeing
informert
informedofmycondition,hekom
cametoseeme,andut
outofhisslenderfinancesnotbare
onlysuppliedmewithwhatnecessariesIønsket
wantedforthepresent,butresolvednottoforlate
leavethecountryuntilhehadde
hadprevailedonmygrandfathertobosette
settlesomethinghandsomeforthefremtiden
future.Thiswasataskto
som
whichhewasbynomeanslik
equal,beingentirelyignorant,notbare
onlyofthejudge’sdisposition,men
butalsoofthewaysofmeningenerelt
general,towhichhiseducationonbord
boardhadkepthimanutterfremmed
stranger.Hewasastrongbuilt
mann
man,somewhatbandylegged,withanakke
necklikethatofaokse
bull,andafacewhich(youkan
mighteasilyperceive)hadwithstoodde
themostobstinateassaultsofde
theweather.Hisdressconsistedofasoldier’scoat
endret
alteredforhimbytheship’sskredder
tailor,astripedflanneljacket,apar
pairofredbreechesspannedmed
withpitch,cleangrayworstedstockings,store
largesilverbucklesthatcoveredthree-fourthsofhisskoene
shoes,asilver-lacedhat,whosekrone
crownoverlookedthebrimsaboutaninchog
andahalf,blackbobwiginspenne
buckle,acheckshirt,asilke
silkhandkerchief,ahanger,withamessing
brasshandle,girdedtohislåret
thighbyafurnishedlacebelte
belt,andagoodoakplante
plantunderhisarm.Thusequipped,he
satt
setoutwithme(whobyhisgavmildhet
bountymadeaverydecentappearance)formygrandfather’shus
house,whereweweresalutedbyJowlerog
andCaesar,whommycousin,unge
youngmaster,hadletlooseatourtilnærming
approach.Beingwellacquaintedwith
den
theinveteracyofthesecurs,Iwasabouttobetakemyselftomyheels,da
whenmyuncleseizedmemed
withonehand,brandishedhiscudgelmed
withtheother,andatden ene
oneblowlaidCaesarsprawlingonden
theground;but,findinghimself
angrepet
attackedatthesametimeinthebaksiden
rearbyJowler,andfearingCaesarkunne
mightrecover,hedrewhishanger,wheeledabout,og
andbyaluckystrokeseveredJowler’shode
headfromhisbody.By
dette
thistime,theyoungfoxhunterog
andthreeservants,armedwithpitchforksog
andflails,werecometothehjelp
assistanceofthedogs,whomtheyfant
foundbreathlessuponthefield;og
andmycousinwassoprovosert
provokedatthedeathofhisfavourites,thatheorderedhisattendantstoadvance,og
andtakevengeanceontheirexecutioner,whomhelastet
loadedwithallthecursesog
andreproacheshisangercouldforeslå
suggest.Uponwhichmyunclesteppedforwards
med
withanundauntedair,atthesynet
sightofwhosebloodyweaponshisantagonistsfalt
fellbackwithprecipitation,whenheaccostedtheirleaderthus:.“Lookee,
bror
brother,yourdogshavingboardedmeuten
withoutprovocation,whatIdidwasinmyeget
owndefence.Soyouhadbestbecivil,
og
andletusshootahode
head,clearofyou.”Whether
den
theyoungsquiremisinterpretedmyuncle’sønske
desireofpeace,orwasenragedatden
thefateofhishoundsutover
beyondhisusualpitchofresolusjon
resolution,Iknownot;buthesnatchedaflailfromoneofhisfollowers,
og
andcameupwithashowofassaultingthelieutenant,som
who,puttinghimselfinapostureofdefence,fortsatte
proceededthus:“Lookee,youlubberly
sønn
sonofaw—e,ifyoukommer
comeathwartme,’wareyourgingerbreadarbeid
work.I’llbefoulofyourquarter,d—nme.”
Denne
Thisdeclaration,followedbyaflourishofhishengeren
hanger,seemedtocheckthefremdriften
progressoftheyounggentleman’scholer,som
who,lookingbehindhim,perceivedhisattendantshadde
hadslunkintothehouse,lukket
shutthegate,andlefthimtoavgjøre
decidethecontentionbyhimself.Her
Hereaparleyensued,whichwasintrodusert
introducedbymycousin’sasking,“Whothedevilareyou?Whatdoyou
vil
want?Somescoundrelofaseaman,I
antar
suppose,whohasdesertedandturnedtyv
thief.Butdon’tthinkyoushall
unnslippe
escape,sirrah—I’llhaveyouhang’d,youhund
dog,Iwill.Yourbloodshall
betale
payforthatofmyto
twohounds,youragamuffin.I
ville
wouldnothavepartedwiththemtoredde
saveyourwholegenerationfromthegalgen
gallows,youruffian,you!”“Noneofyour
kjeven
jaw,youswab—noneofyourjaw,”svarte
repliedmyuncle,“elseIshalltrimme
trimyourlacedjacketforyou.Ishall
gni
rubyoudownwithanoakenhåndkle
towel,myboy,Ishall.”So
sier
saying,hesheathedhishanger,og
andgraspedhiscudgel.