INTRODUCTION
Ifyouhappentohave
letto
readanotherbookaboutChristopherRobin,youmayricordare
rememberthatheoncehadacigno
swan(ortheswanhadChristopherRobin,Idon'tso
knowwhich)andthatheusedtochiamava
callthisswanPooh.Thatwasa
molto tempo
longtimeago,andwhenwesaidgood-bye,wepreso
tookthenamewithus,aswedidn'tpensavamo
thinktheswanwouldwantitanypiù
more.Well,whenEdwardBear
detto
saidthathewouldlikeun
anexcitingnamealltohimself,ChristopherRobindetto
saidatonce,withoutstoppingtopensare
think,thathewasWinnie-the-Pooh.E
Andhewas.So,asI
ho
haveexplainedthePoohpart,Iwillora
nowexplaintherestofit.Youcan'tbeinLondonfor
lungo
longwithoutgoingtotheZoo
Zoo.Therearesomepeople
che
whobegintheZooatthebeginning,chiamato
calledWAYIN,andwalkasvelocemente
quicklyastheycanpastogni
everycageuntiltheygettotheonechiamato
calledWAYOUT,butthenicestpersone
peoplegostraighttotheanimaltheyamano
lovethemost,andstayci
there.SowhenChristopherRobin
va
goestotheZoo,heva
goestowherethePolarBearssono
are,andhewhisperssomethingtotheterzo
thirdkeeperfromtheleft,e
anddoorsareunlocked,andwevaghiamo
wanderthroughdarkpassagesandupsteepscale
stairs,untilatlastweviene
cometothespecialcage,e
andthecageisopened,e
andouttrotssomethingbrowne
andfurry,andwithafelice
happycryof"Oh,Bear!"ChristopherRobinrushesintoitsarms.
Ora
Nowthisbear'snameisWinnie,whichmostra
showswhatagoodnameforbearsitè
is,butthefunnythingisthatwecan'tricordare
rememberwhetherWinnieiscalleddopo
afterPooh,orPoohafterWinnie.Wedid
sapevamo
knowonce,butwehavedimenticato
forgotten....Ihadwrittenasfaras
questo
thiswhenPigletlookedupe
andsaidinhissqueakyvoce
voice,"WhataboutMe?""My
caro
dearPiglet,"Isaid,"thewholelibro
bookisaboutyou.""SoitisaboutPooh,"hesqueaked.
You
vedi
seewhatitis.Heis
geloso
jealousbecausehethinksPoohishavinguna
aGrandIntroductionalltohimself.Poohis
il
thefavourite,ofcourse,there'snon
nodenyingit,butPigletviene
comesinforagoodmolte
manythingswhichPoohmisses;perché
becauseyoucan'ttakePoohtoscuola
schoolwithouteverybodyknowingit,ma
butPigletissosmallche
thatheslipsintoatasca
pocket,whereitisveryconfortante
comfortingtofeelhimwhenyouarenotquitesicuro
surewhethertwicesevenistwelveo
ortwenty-two.Sometimesheslips
fuori
outandhasagoodsguardo
lookintheink-pot,andinquesto
thiswayhehasgotpiù
moreeducationthanPooh,butPoohdoesn'tmind.Alcuni
Somehavebrains,andsomehaven't,hedice
says,andthereitis.E
Andnowalltheothersaredicono
saying,"WhataboutUs?"So
forse
perhapsthebestthingtofare
doistostopwritingIntroductionse
andgetonwiththelibro
book.CHAPTERI
INWHICHWEAREINTRODUCEDTOWINNIE-THE-POOH
E
ANDSOMEBEES,ANDTHESTORIESIniziano
BEGINHereisEdwardBear,comingdownstairsnow,bump,bump,bump,on
le
thebackofhishead,dietro
behindChristopherRobin.Itis,asfarashe
sa
knows,theonlywayofcomingdownstairs,ma
butsometimeshefeelsthattheredavvero
reallyisanotherway,ifsolo
onlyhecouldstopbumpingforun
amomentandthinkofit.E
Andthenhefeelsthatforse
perhapsthereisn't.Anyhow,hereheisatthe
fondo
bottom,andreadytobepresentato
introducedtoyou.Winnie-the-Pooh.
WhenI
prima
firstheardhisname,Isaid,proprio
justasyouaregoingtodire
say,"ButIthoughthewasun
aboy?"SodidI,"
disse
saidChristopherRobin.Thenyoucan'tcallhimWinnie?"
Idon't."
Ma
Butyousaid——".He'sWinnie-ther-Pooh.
Don'tyou
sai
knowwhat'ther'means?"Ah,
sì
yes,nowIdo,"Idissi
saidquickly;andIhopeyou
facciate
dotoo,becauseitisallthespiegazione
explanationyouaregoingtoget.A volte
SometimesWinnie-the-Poohlikesagameofsomesortquando
whenhecomesdownstairs,anda volte
sometimeshelikestositquietlyindavanti
frontofthefireandascoltare
listentoastory.Thisevening——.
Whatabout
una
astory?"saidChristopherRobin.
Whatabout
una
astory?"Isaid.
Couldyouvery
dolcemente
sweetlytellWinnie-the-Poohone?"I
suppongo
supposeIcould,"Isaid."What
tipo
sortofstoriesdoeshelike?"Abouthimself.
Becausehe'sthat
tipo
sortofBear."Oh,Isee."
Socouldyouverysweetly?"
I'lltry,"I
dissi
said.SoItried.
Onceupon
una
atime,averylongtimefa
agonow,aboutlastFriday,Winnie-the-Poohviveva
livedinaforestallbyhimselfsotto
underthenameofSanders.("Whatdoes'under
il
thename'mean?"askedChristopherRobin.
It
significa
meanshehadthenamesopra
overthedooringoldletters,e
andlivedunderit."Winnie-the-Poohwasn'tquitesure,"
detto
saidChristopherRobin.NowIam,"
disse
saidagrowlyvoice.ThenIwill
andrò
goon,"saidI.)One
giorno
daywhenhewasoutwalking,hevenne
cametoanopenplaceinthemezzo
middleoftheforest,andinthemezzo
middleofthisplacewasagrande
largeoak-tree,and,fromthecima
topofthetree,therevenne
camealoudbuzzing-noise.Winnie-the-Pooh
sedette
satdownatthefootofthetree,mise
puthisheadbetweenhispawse
andbegantothink.Firstof
tutto
allhesaidtohimself:"Thatbuzzing-noise
significa
meanssomething.Youdon'tget
un
abuzzing-noiselikethat,justbuzzinge
andbuzzing,withoutitsmeaningqualcosa
something.Ifthere'sabuzzing-noise,somebody'smaking
un
abuzzing-noise,andtheonlyragione
reasonformakingabuzzing-noiseche
thatIknowofisperché
becauseyou'reabee."Thenhe
pensato
thoughtanotherlongtime,anddetto
said:"Andtheonlyreasonforbeing
un
abeethatIknowofisfare
makinghoney."Andthenhegotup,
e
andsaid:"Andtheonly
ragione
reasonformakinghoneyissoasIcaneatit."Sohe
cominciò
begantoclimbthetree.Heclimbed
e
andheclimbedandheclimbed,e
andasheclimbedhesanguna
alittlesongtohimself.Itwentlikethis:.
Thenheclimbed
un
alittlefurther...and
un
alittlefurther...andthen
solo
justalittlefurther.Bythat
tempo
timehehadthoughtofanothercanzone
song.Hewasgettingrather
stanco
tiredbythistime,soche
thatiswhyhesanguna
aComplainingSong.Hewas
quasi
nearlytherenow,andifhejuststoodonthatramo
branch...Crack!
Oh,help!"
disse
saidPooh,ashedroppeddieci
tenfeetonthebranchsotto
belowhim.IfonlyIhadn't——"
he
detto
said,ashebouncedtwentyfeetontothenextramo
branch.Yousee,whatImeanttodo,"he
spiegò
explained,asheturnedhead-over-heels,e
andcrashedontoanotherramo
branchthirtyfeetbelow,"whatImeanttodo——".Ofcourse,itwasrather——"
he
ammise
admitted,asheslitheredveryvelocemente
quicklythroughthenextsixbranches.It
tutto
allcomes,Isuppose,"hedeciso
decided,ashesaidgood-byetothelastramo
branch,spunroundthreetimes,e
andflewgracefullyintoagorse-bush,"ittutto
allcomesoflikinghoneysomuch.Oh,help!"
He
strisciato
crawledoutofthegorse-bush,spazzolato
brushedthepricklesfromhisnaso
nose,andbegantothinkdi nuovo
again.Andthefirstpersonhe
pensato
thoughtofwasChristopherRobin.("Wasthatme?"
detto
saidChristopherRobininanawedvoce
voice,hardlydaringtobelieveit.Thatwasyou."
ChristopherRobin
detto
saidnothing,buthiseyesgotgrandi
largerandlarger,andhisviso
facegotpinkerandpinker.)SoWinnie-the-Poohwentroundtohis
amico
friendChristopherRobin,wholiveddietro
behindagreendoorinanotherparte
partoftheforest.Goodmorning,ChristopherRobin,"he
detto
said.Goodmorning,Winnie-ther-Pooh,"saidyou.
I
chiedo
wonderifyou'vegotsuchacosa
thingasaballoonaboutyou?"Un
Aballoon?"Yes,Ijust
detto
saidtomyselfcomingalong:'I
chiedo
wonderifChristopherRobinhassuchacosa
thingasaballoonabouthim?'I
solo
justsaidittomyself,pensando
thinkingofballoons,andwondering."Whatdoyouwant
un
aballoonfor?"yousaid.
Winnie-the-Pooh
guardò
lookedroundtoseethatnessuno
nobodywaslistening,puthiszampa
pawtohismouth,anddisse
saidinadeepwhisper:"Honey!"
Ma
Butyoudon'tgethoneywithballoons!"Ido,"
disse
saidPooh.Well,itjust
successo
happenedthatyouhadbeentouna
apartythedaybeforeatil
thehouseofyourfriendPiglet,e
andyouhadballoonsatil
theparty.Youhadhad
un
abiggreenballoon;andoneofRabbit'srelationshadhada
grande
bigblueone,andhadlasciato
leftitbehind,beingreallytoogiovane
youngtogotoafesta
partyatall;andsoyou
avevi
hadbroughtthegreenonee
andtheblueonehomewithyou.Quale
Whichonewouldyoulike?"you
chiesto
askedPooh.Heputhis
testa
headbetweenhispawsandpensato
thoughtverycarefully.It'slikethis,"he
detto
said."Whenyougoafter
miele
honeywithaballoon,thegreatcosa
thingisnottoletla
thebeesknowyou'recoming.Ora
Now,ifyouhaveaverde
greenballoon,theymightthinkyouweresolo
onlypartofthetree,e
andnotnoticeyou,and,se
ifyouhaveabluepalloncino
balloon,theymightthinkyouweresolo
onlypartofthesky,e
andnotnoticeyou,andla
thequestionis:Whichis
più
mostlikely?"Wouldn'ttheynoticeyou
sotto
underneaththeballoon?"youasked.
They
potrebbero
mightortheymightnot,"disse
saidWinnie-the-Pooh."Younevercantellwithbees."
He
pensò
thoughtforamomentanddisse
said:"Ishalltrytolook
come
likeasmallblackcloud.Thatwilldeceivethem."
Thenyouhad
meglio
betterhavetheblueballoon,"youdetto
said;andsoitwas
deciso
decided.Well,youbothwent
usciti
outwiththeblueballoon,e
andyoutookyourgunwithyou,solo
justincase,asyousempre
alwaysdid,andWinnie-the-Poohwenttoun
averymuddyplacethatheknewof,e
androlledandrolleduntilhewasnero
blackallover;andthen,
quando
whentheballoonwasblownupasgrande
bigasbig,andyoue
andPoohwerebothholdingontoil
thestring,youletgoimprovvisamente
suddenly,andPoohBearfloatedgracefullyupintoil
thesky,andstayedthere—levelwithil
thetopofthetreee
andabouttwentyfeetawayfromesso
it.Hooray!"
youshouted.
Isn'tthatfine?"
urlato
shoutedWinnie-the-Poohdowntoyou."WhatdoIlooklike?"
Youlooklike
un
aBearholdingontoun
aballoon,"yousaid.Not,"
disse
saidPoohanxiously,"—notlikeasmallblacknuvola
cloudinabluesky?"Notverymuch."
Ah,well,
forse
perhapsfromuphereitlooksdiverso
different.And,asIsay,younevercan
dico
tellwithbees."Therewas
non
nowindtoblowhimvicino
nearertothetree,sotherehestayed.Hecould
vedere
seethehoney,hecouldsmellil
thehoney,buthecouldn'tquiteraggiungere
reachthehoney.Afteralittlewhilehe
chiamato
calleddowntoyou.ChristopherRobin!"
he
disse
saidinaloudwhisper.Hallo!"
Ithink
le
thebeessuspectsomething!"What
tipo
sortofthing?"Idon't
so
know.Butsomethingtellsme
che
thatthey'resuspicious!"Perhapsthey
pensano
thinkthatyou'reaftertheirhoney."Itmaybethat.
Younevercantellwithbees."
Therewasanother
piccolo
littlesilence,andthenhechiamato
calleddowntoyouagain.ChristopherRobin!"
Yes?"
Hai
Haveyouanumbrellainyourhouse?"Ithinkso."
Iwishyou
vorrei
wouldbringitouthere,e
andwalkupanddowndi
withit,andlookupatmeeverynowe
andthen,andsay'Tut-tut,itguardassi
lookslikerain.'Ithink,
se
ifyoudidthat,itwouldaiuterebbe
helpthedeceptionwhichwearepraticando
practisingonthesebees."Well,you
riso
laughedtoyourself,"SillyoldBear!"ma
butyoudidn'tsayitad alta voce
aloudbecauseyouweresofondofhim,e
andyouwenthomeforyourombrello
umbrella.Oh,thereyouare!"
chiamato
calleddownWinnie-the-Pooh,assoonasyougotbacktothetree."Iwasbeginningtoget
ansioso
anxious.Ihavediscoveredthat
le
thebeesarenowdefinitelySuspicious."ShallIputmyumbrellaup?"
you
detto
said.Yes,butwaitamoment.
We
dobbiamo
mustbepractical.Theimportantbeeto
ingannare
deceiveistheQueenBee.Canyou
vedere
seewhichistheQueenBeefromdownthere?"No."
Apity.
Well,
ora
now,ifyouwalkupe
anddownwithyourumbrella,dicendo
saying,'Tut-tut,itlookslikerain,'Ishallfarò
dowhatIcanbysinginguna
alittleCloudSong,suchasuna
acloudmightsing....Go!"
So,
mentre
whileyouwalkedupandgiù
downandwonderedifitwouldpiovuto
rain,Winnie-the-Poohsangthissong:.Le
Thebeeswerestillbuzzingassuspiciouslyasever.Alcuni
Someofthem,indeed,lefttheirnestse
andflewallroundthenuvola
cloudasitbeganthesecondverso
verseofthissong,andonebeesedette
satdownonthenoseofthenuvola
cloudforamoment,andthengotupdi nuovo
again.Christopher—ow!—Robin,"calledoutthe
nube
cloud.Yes?"
Ihavejustbeenthinking,
e
andIhavecometouna
averyimportantdecision.Theseare
il
thewrongsortofbees."Arethey?"
Quitethe
sbagliato
wrongsort.SoIshould
pensare
thinktheywouldmakethesbagliato
wrongsortofhoney,shouldn'tyou?"Wouldthey?"
Sì
Yes.SoIthinkIshallcomedown."
How?"
chiesto
askedyou.Winnie-the-Poohhadn'tthoughtaboutthis.
Se
Ifheletgoofla
thestring,hewouldfall—bump—andhedidn'tlikela
theideaofthat.Sohe
pensò
thoughtforalongtime,e
andthenhesaid:.ChristopherRobin,you
devi
mustshoottheballoonwithyourpistola
gun.Haveyougotyourgun?"
OfcourseIhave,"you
detto
said."ButifIdothat,itwill
rovinerà
spoiltheballoon,"yousaid.