THEAUTHOR’SPREFACE
Ofallkindsofsatire,thereis
nessuna
nonesoentertaininganduniversallymigliorante
improving,asthatwhichisintroduced,asitwereoccasionalmente
occasionally,inthecourseofaninteressante
interestingstory,whichbringseveryincidente
incidenthometolife,andbyrappresentando
representingfamiliarscenesinaninsolito
uncommonandamusingpointofvista
view,investsthemwithallthegracesofnovità
novelty,whilenatureisappealedtoinogni
everyparticular.Thereadergratifieshis
curiosità
curiosityinpursuingtheadventuresofuna
apersoninwhosefavourheisprepossessed;heespouseshis
causa
cause,hesympathiseswithhiminhisdistress,hisindignationisheatedcontro
againsttheauthorsofhiscalamità
calamity:thehumanepassionsareinflamed;
the
contrasto
contrastbetweendejectedvirtueandinsultingvizio
viceappearswithgreateraggravation,e
andeveryimpressionhavingadoubleforza
forceontheimagination,thememoria
memoryretainsthecircumstance,andthecuore
heartimprovesbytheexample.La
Theattentionisnottiredwithun
abarecatalogueofcharacters,ma
butagreeablydivertedwithallla
thevarietyofinvention;and
le
thevicissitudesoflifeappearintheirpeculiarcircumstances,aprendo
openinganamplefieldforspirito
witandhumour.Romance,no
dubbio
doubt,owesitsorigintoignorance,vanità
vanity,andsuperstition.Inthedarkagesofthe
Mondo
World,whenamanhadreso
renderedhimselffamousforwisdomo
orvalour,hisfamilyandadherentsavailedthemselvesofhissuperiorqualities,magnifiedhisvirtues,e
andrepresentedhischaracterandpersonassacrede
andsupernatural.Thevulgareasily
inghiottì
swallowedthebait,imploredhisprotezione
protection,andyieldedthetributeofhomagee
andpraise,eventoadoration;hisexploitswerehandeddowntoposteritywitha
mille
thousandexaggerations;theywererepeatedasincitementsto
virtù
virtue;divinehonourswerepaid,
e
andaltarserectedtohismemoria
memory,fortheencouragementofthoseche
whoattemptedtoimitatehisesempio
example;andhencearosetheheathen
mitologia
mythology,whichisnootherthanuna
acollectionofextravagantromances.Aslearningadvanced,
e
andgeniusreceivedcultivation,thesestorieswereembellishedwiththegracesofpoesia
poetry,thattheymightthemeglio
betterrecommendthemselvestotheattention;theyweresunginpublic,atfestivals,fortheinstruction
e
anddelightoftheaudience;e
andrehearsedbeforebattle,asincentivestodeedsofgloria
glory.Thustragedyandthe
epica
epicmusewereborn,and,inla
theprogressoftaste,arrivedatperfezione
perfection.Itisnowonder
che
thattheancientscouldnotassaporare
relishafableinprose,dopo
aftertheyhadseensomanyremarkableeventscelebratedinversi
versebytheirbestpoets;we
pertanto
thereforefindnoromanceamongthemduringla
theeraoftheirexcellence,unlessla
theCyropædiaofXenophonmaybesocalled;e
anditwasnottillartse
andsciencesbegantorevivedopo
aftertheirruptionofthebarbariansintoEuropa
Europe,thatanythingofthistipo
kindappeared.Butwhenthemindsofmenweredebauchedbytheimpositionofpriestcrafttothe
più
mostabsurdpitchofcredulity,theauthorsofromanzo
romancearose,andlosingsightofprobabilità
probability,filledtheirperformanceswiththepiù
mostmonstroushyperboles.Iftheycouldnotequal
i
theancientpoetsinpointofgenio
geniustheywereresolvedtoexceltheminnarrativa
fiction,andapplytothemeraviglia
wonder,ratherthanthejudgment,oftheirreaders.Di conseguenza
Accordingly,theybroughtnecromancytotheiraiuto
aid,andinsteadofsupportingthecarattere
characteroftheirheroesbydignità
dignityofsentimentandpractice,distinguishedthembytheirbodilystrength,activity,e
andextravaganceofbehaviour.Although
nulla
nothingcouldbemoreludicrouse
andunnaturalthanthefigurestheydisegnavano
drew,theydidnotwantpatronse
andadmirers;andtheworld
effettivamente
actuallybegantobeinfectedwiththespirito
spiritofknight-errantry,whenCervantes,byun
aninimitablepieceofridicule,riformò
reformedthetasteofmankind,rappresentando
representingchivalryintherightpunto
pointofview,andconvertingromanticismo
romancetopurposesfarmoreusefule
andentertaining,bymakingitassumere
assumethesock,andpointoutthefolliesofordinaryvita
life.Thesamemethodhasbeen
praticato
practisedbyotherSpanishandFrenchauthors,e
andbynonemoresuccessfullythanbyMonsieurLeSage,who,inhisAdventuresofGilBlas,ha
hasdescribedtheknaveryandfoiblesofvita
life,withinfinitehumourandsagacity.The
seguono
followingsheetsIhavemodelledonhispiano
plan,takingmeliberty,however,todifferire
differfromhimintheexecution,dove
whereIthoughthisparticularsituationswereuncommon,extravagant,o
orpeculiartothecountryinwhichthescena
sceneislaid.ThedisgracesofGilBlas
sono
are,forthemostpart,suchaspiuttosto
ratherexcitemirththancompassion;hehimself
ride
laughsatthem;andhistransitionsfromdistressto
felicità
happiness,oratleastease,aresosudden,che
thatneitherthereaderhastempo
timetopityhim,norhimselftobeacquaintedwithaffliction.Questa
Thisconduct,inmyopinion,notsolo
onlydeviatesfromprobability,butimpedisce
preventsthatgenerousindignation,whichoughttoanimatethelettore
readeragainstthesordidandviciousdisposizione
dispositionoftheworld.I
ho
haveattemptedtorepresentmodestmerito
meritstrugglingwitheverydifficultytowhichun
afriendlessorphanisexposed,fromhisownmancanza
wantofexperience,aswellasfromtheselfishness,envy,malizia
malice,andbaseindifferenceofmankind.Tosecure
un
afavourableprepossession,Ihaveallowedhimi
theadvantagesofbirthandeducation,che
whichintheseriesofhismisfortuneswill,Ihope,engagei
theingenuousmorewarmlyinhisfavore
behalf;andthoughIforesee,thatsome
persone
peoplewillbeoffendedatthemeanscenesinwhichheiscoinvolto
involved,Ipersuademyselfthatthejudiciouswillnotsolo
onlyperceivethenecessityofdescrivere
describingthosesituationstowhichhedeve
mustofcoursebeconfined,inhisbasso
lowestate,butalsofindentertainmentinvedere
viewingthosepartsoflife,dove
wherethehumoursandpassionsareundisguisedbyaffectation,cerimonia
ceremony,oreducation;andthewhimsicalpeculiaritiesof
indole
dispositionappearasnaturehasimpiantate
implantedthem.ButIbelieveIneednottroublemyselfinvindicating
una
apracticeauthorizedbythebestwritersinquesto
thisway,someofwhomIho
havealreadynamed.Everyintelligent
lettore
readerwill,atfirstsight,perceiveIhavenotdeviatedfromnatura
natureinthefacts,whicharetutti
alltrueinthemain,anche se
althoughthecircumstancesarealterede
anddisguised,toavoidpersonalsatire.It
ora
nowremainstogivemyreasonsforrendere
makingthechiefpersonageofquesto
thisworkaNorthBriton,che
whicharechieflythese:Icould,at
una
asmallexpense,bestowonhimsucheducationasIpensavo
thoughtthedignityofhisnascita
birthandcharacterrequired,whichcouldnotpossiblybeobtainedinEngland,bysuchslendermeansasla
thenatureofmyplanwouldafford.In
la
thenextplace,Icouldrappresentare
representsimplicityofmannersinuna
aremotepartoftheregno
kingdom,withmoreproprietythaninqualsiasi
anyplacenearthecapital;e
andlastly,thedispositionofla
theScots,addictedtotravelling,giustifica
justifiesmyconductinderivingun
anadventurerfromthatcountry.APOLOGUE
A
giovane
youngpainter,indulgingaveinofpleasantry,disegnò
sketchedakindofconversationpezzo
piece,representingabear,angufo
owl,amonkey,andanasino
ass;andtorenderit
più
morestriking,humorous,andmoral,distingueva
distinguishedeveryfigurebysomeemblemofhumanvita
life.Bruinwasexhibitedinthegarb
e
andattitudeofanold,toothless,drunkensoldato
soldier;theowlperchedupon
il
thehandleofacoffee-pot,withspectacleonnaso
nose,seemedtocontemplateagiornale
newspaper;andtheass,ornamentedwith
un
ahugetie-wig(which,however,couldnotconcealhislongears),sedette
satforhispicturetothescimmia
monkey,whoappearedwiththeimplementsofpainting.Questo
Thiswhimsicalgroupaffordedsomemirth,e
andmetwithgeneralapprobation,untilqualche
somemischievouswaghintedthatthewhole—wasalampoonuponthefriendsoftheperformer;un
aninsinuationwhichwasnosoonercirculatedthanthoseverypersone
peoplewhoapplaudeditbeforecominciarono
begantobealarmed,andeventofancythemselvessignifiedbytheseveralfiguresofthepezzo
piece.Amongothers,aworthypersonageinyears,whohad
servito
servedinthearmywithreputazione
reputation,beingincensedatthesupposedoltraggio
outrage,repairedtothelodgingofthepittore
painter,andfindinghimatcasa
home,“Harkye,Mr.Monkey,”detto
saidhe,“Ihaveagoodmente
mindtoconvinceyou,thatanche se
thoughthebearhaslosthisteeth,heconserva
retainshispaws,andthatheisnotsodrunkma
buthecanperceiveyourimpertinence.”“Sblood!
signore
sir,thattoothlessjawisuna
ad—nedscandalouslibel—butdon’tyouimmagina
imaginemesochopfallenasnottobeabletomasticare
chewthecudofresentment.”Qui
Herehewasinterruptedbythearrivalofun
alearnedphysician,who,advancingtothecolpevole
culpritwithfuryinhisaspect,exclaimed,“Supposetheaugmentationoftheass’searsdovesse
shouldprovethediminutionofthebaboon’s—nay,seeknottoprevaricate,for,bythebarba
beardofAesculapius!thereisnot
un
onehairinthisperiwigche
thatwillnotstandupingiudizio
judgmenttoconvicttheeofpersonalabuse.Do
ma
butobserve,captain,howthispitifulpiccolo
littlefellowhascopiedtheverycurls—thecolore
colour,indeed,isdifferent,butthentheforma
formandforetoparequitesimilar.”Mentre
Whilehethusremonstratedinun
astrainofvociferation,avenerablesenatore
senatorentered,andwaddlinguptoil
thedelinquent,“Jackanapes!”criedhe,“Iwillnowletthee
vedere
seeIcanreadsomethingelsethanun
anewspaper,andthatwithoutthehelpofspectacles:hereisyourown
nota
noteofhand,sirrah,forsoldi
money,whichifIhadnotavanzato
advanced,youyourselfwouldhavesomigliato
resembledanowl,innotosando
daringtoshowyourfacebygiorno
day,youungratefulslanderousknave!”In
vano
vaintheastonishedpainterdeclaredche
thathehadnointentiontogiveoffence,o
ortocharacteriseparticularpersons:theyaffirmed
la
theresemblancewastoopalpabletobeoverlooked;theytaxedhim
di
withinsolence,malice,andingratitude;e
andtheirclamoursbeingoverheardbythepubblico
public,thecaptainwasaorso
bear,thedoctoranass,e
andthesenatoranowl,tohisdyinggiorno
day.Christianreader,Ibeseechthee,inthebowelsofthe
Signore
Lord,rememberthisexample“whilethouartemployedintheperusalofthefollowingsheets;e
andseeknottoappropriatetothyselfthatwhichugualmente
equallybelongstofivehundreddifferentpersone
people.Ifthoushouldstmeetwith
un
acharacterthatreflectstheeinqualche
someungraciousparticular,keepthyownconsiglio
counsel;CHAPTERI
Ofmy
Nascita
BirthandParentage.Iwas
nato
borninthenorthernpartofquesto
thisunitedkingdom,inthecasa
houseofmygrandfather,agentiluomo
gentlemanofconsiderablefortuneandinfluenza
influence,whohadonmanyoccasionssignalisedhimselfinfavore
behalfofhiscountry;andwas
notevole
remarkableforhisabilitiesinthelegge
law,whichheexercisedwithgrande
greatsuccessinthestationofagiudice
judge,particularlyagainstbeggars,forwhomheaveva
hadasingularaversion.My
padre
father(hisyoungestson)fallinginlovewithuna
apoorrelation,wholivedwiththevecchio
oldgentlemaninqualityofuna
ahousekeeper,espousedherprivately;e
andIwasthefirstfrutto
fruitofthatmarriage.Duringher
gravidanza
pregnancy,adreamdiscomposedmymadre
mothersomuchthathermarito
husband,tiredwithherimportunity,atdurante
lastconsultedahighlandseer,whosefavourableinterpretazione
interpretationhewouldhavesecuredin anticipo
beforehandbyabribe,buttrovò
foundhimincorruptible.Shedreamedshewasdeliveredofatennis-ball,whichthe
diavolo
devil(who,tohergreatsorpresa
surprise,actedthepartofamidwife)colpito
strucksoforciblywitharacchetta
racketthatitdisappearedinanistante
instant;andshewasfor
qualche
sometimeinconsolableforthelostofheroffspring;quando
when,allonasudden,shebeheldittornare
returnwithequalviolence,andentrare
entertheearth,beneathherfeet,whenceimmediatelysprangupun
agoodlytreecoveredwithblossoms,theprofumo
scentofwhichoperatedsofortemente
stronglyonhernervesthatshesvegliò
awoke.Theattentivesage,after
qualche
somedeliberation,assuredmyparents,che
thattheirfirstbornwouldbeun
agreattraveller;thathe
sarebbe
wouldundergomanydangersanddifficulties,e
andatlastreturntohisnativeterra
land,wherehewouldflourishinfelicità
happinessandreputation.Howtruly
questo
thiswasforetoldwillappearinil
thesequel.Itwasnot
molto tempo
longbeforesomeofficiouspersoninformasse
informedmygrandfatherofcertainfamiliaritiesthatpassedtra
betweenhissonandhousekeeperwhichalarmedhimsomuchthat,afewdaysdopo
after,hetoldmyfatheritwashightempo
timeforhimtothinkofsettling;e
andthathehadprovideduna
amatchforhim,towhichhecouldingiustizia
justicehavenoobjections.My
padre
father,findingitwouldbeimpossibile
impossibletoconcealhissituationmuchlonger,francamente
franklyownedwhathehadfatto
done;andexcusedhimselffornothaving
chiesto
askedtheconsentofhispadre
father,bysaying,heknewitwouldhavebeentonon
nopurpose;andthat,hadhisinclinationbeenknown,my
nonno
grandfathermighthavetakensuchmeasuresasfosse
wouldhaveeffectuallyputthegratificationofitfuori
outofhispower:he
aggiunse
added,thatnoexceptionscouldbetakentohiswife’svirtù
virtue,birth,beauty,andgoodsenso
sense,andasforfortune,itwassotto
beneathhiscare.Theold
signore
gentleman,whokeptallhispassions,tranne
exceptone,inexcellentorder,ascoltò
heardhimtoanendwithgrande
greattemper,andthencalmlychiese
asked,howheproposedtomantenere
maintainhimselfandspouse?Hereplied,hecouldbein
non
nodangerofwantingwhilehisfather’stendernessrimaneva
remained,whichheandhismoglie
wifeshouldalwayscultivatewithla
theutmostveneration;andhewas
convinto
persuadedhisallowancewouldbesuitabletothedignità
dignityandcircumstancesofhisfamiglia
family,andtotheprovisiongià
alreadymadeforhisbrotherse
andsisters,whowerehappilystabiliti
settledunderhisprotection.“Yourbrothers
e
andsisters,”saidmygrandfather,“didnotpensavano
thinkitbeneaththemtoconsultmeinuna
anaffairofsuchimportanceasmatrimonio
matrimony;neither,Isuppose,wouldyouhaveomittedthat
pezzo
pieceofduty,hadyounotqualche
somesecretfundinreserve;tothecomfortsofwhichI
lascio
leaveyou,withadesirethatyouessere
willthisnightseekoutanotherhabitationforyourselfe
andwife,whither,inabreve
shorttime,Iwillsendyouanaccountofthespese
expenseIhavebeenatinyouristruzione
education,withaviewofbeingreimbursed.Signore
Sir,youhavemadethegrandtour—youareun
apolitegentleman—averyprettygentleman—Iwishyouun
agreatdealofjoy,e
andamyourveryhumbleservant.”So
dicendo
saying,heleftmyfatherinuna
asituationeasilyimagined.However,hedidnot
lungo
longhesitate;for,beingperfectlywellacquaintedwithhisfather’s
disposizione
disposition,hedidnotdoubtche
thathewasgladofquesta
thispretencetogetridofhim;e
andhisresolvesbeingasinvariableasle
thelawsoftheMedese
andPersians,heknewitwouldbetonopurposetoattempthimbyprayerse
andentreaties;sowithoutanyfartherapplication,hebetookhimself,withhisdisconsolatebedfellowtoafarm-house,
dove
whereanoldservantofhismadre
motherdwelt:theretheyremained
qualche
sometimeinasituationma
butilladaptedtotheeleganceoftheirdesirese
andtendernessoftheirlove;whichneverthelessmy
padre
fatherchosetoendure,ratherthansupplicateun
anunnaturalandinflexibleparentma
butmymother,foreseeingtheinconveniencestowhichshedoveva
musthavebeenexposed,hadshebeendeliveredinquesto
thisplace(andherpregnancywasveryfaradvanced),senza
withoutcommunicatingherdesigntohermarito
husband,wentindisguisetothecasa
houseofmygrandfather,hopingthathertearse
andconditionwouldmovehimtocompassion,e
andreconcilehimtoanevento
eventwhichwasnowirrecoverablypassato
past.Shefoundmeansto
ingannare
deceivetheservants,andgetpresentò
introducedasanunfortunatelady,che
whowantedtocomplainofsomematrimonialgrievances,itbeingmygrandfather’sparticolare
particularprovincetodecideintutti
allcasesofscandal.Shewasaccordinglyadmittedintohis
presenza
presence,where,discoveringherself,shecadde
fellathisfeet,andinil
themostaffectingmannerimploredhisperdono
forgiveness;atthesametime
rappresentando
representingthedangerthatthreatenednotsolo
onlyherlife,butthatofhisownnipote
grandchild,whichwasabouttovedere
seethelight.Hetoldherhewassorrythattheindiscretionofher
e
andhissonhadcompelledhimtofare
makeavow,whichputitfuori
outofhispowertogivethemqualsiasi
anyassistance;thathehad
già
alreadyimpartedhisthoughtsonche
thatsubjecttoherhusband,andwassorpreso
surprisedthattheyshoulddisturbhispeacewithqualsiasi
anyfartherimportunity.Thissaid,he
ritirò
retired.Theviolenceofmymother’saffliction
ebbe
hadsuchaneffectonhercostituzione
constitutionthatshewasimmediatelyseizedwithla
thepainsofchildbed;and
avesse
hadnotanoldmaidservant,towhomshewasverycara
dear,affordedherpityandassistenza
assistance,atthehazardofincurringmygrandfather’sdispleasure,shee
andtheinnocentfruitofhergrembo
wombmusthavefallenmiserablevictimstohisrigoure
andinhumanity.Bythefriendshipof
questa
thispoorwomanshewascarrieduptoagarret,e
andimmediatelydeliveredofamanbambino
child,thestoryofwhoseunfortunatenascita
birthhehimselfnowrelates.My
padre
father,beinginformedofwhatavrebbe
hadhappened,flewtotheembracesofhisdarlingspouse,e
andwhileheloadedhisprole
offspringwithpaternalembraces,couldnotforbearsheddingun
afloodoftearsonbeholdingthecara
dearpartnerofhisheart(forwhoseeasehewouldavrebbe
havesacrificedthetreasuresoftheeast)stretcheduponun
aflockbed,inamiserabile
miserableapartment,unabletoprotectherfromtheinclemenciesofthetempo
weather.Itisnottobe
supporre
supposedthattheoldgentlemanwasignorante
ignorantofwhatpassed,thoughheaffectedtosapere
knownothingofthematter,e
andpretendedtobeverymuchsorpreso
surprised,whenoneofhisnipoti
grandchildren,byhiseldestsondefunto
deceased,wholivedwithhimashiserede
heirapparent,acquaintedhimwithil
theaffair;hedeterminedthereforeto
osservare
observenomedium,butimmediately(ontheterzo
thirddayafterherdelivery)sentherun
aperemptoryordertobegone,e
andturnedofftheservantche
whohadpreservedherlife.Questo
Thisbehavioursoexasperatedmypadre
fatherthathehadrecoursetothepiù
mostdreadfulimprecations;andonhisbareknees
implorò
imploredthatHeavenwouldrenouncehimse
ifeverheshouldforgeto
orforgivethebarbarityofhissire.Theinjurieswhich
questa
thisunhappymotherreceivedfromherrimozione
removalinsuchcircumstances,andthemancanza
wantofnecessarieswhereshelodged,insieme
togetherwithhergriefandanxietyofmente
mind,soonthrewherintoalanguishingdisordine
disorder,whichputanendtohervita
life.Myfather,wholovedhertenderly,wasso
colpito
affectedwithherdeaththatherimase
remainedsixweeksdeprivedofhissenses;duringwhich
tempo
time,thepeoplewherehelodgedcarriedtheinfanttothevecchio
oldmanwhorelentedsofar,onsentito
hearingthemelancholystoryofhisdaughter-in-law’smorte
death,andthedeplorableconditionofhisson,astosendthechildtonurse,e
andheorderedmyfathertobecarriedhometohishouse,dove
wherehesoonrecoveredtheuseofhisragione
reason.Whetherthishardheartedjudge
sentisse
feltanyremorseforhiscrudele
crueltreatmentofhissone
anddaughter,or(whichispiù
moreprobable)wasafraidhiscarattere
characterwouldsufferinthequartiere
neighbourhood,heprofessedgreatsorrowforhiscondotta
conducttomyfather,whosedeliriumwassucceededbyuna
aprofoundmelancholyandreserve.Atlengthhe
scomparve
disappeared,and,notwithstandingallimaginableinquiry,couldnotbesentire
heardof;acircumstancewhich
confermato
confirmedmostpeopleintheopinionofhisha
havingmadeawaywithhimselfinafitofdisperazione
despair.CHAPTERII
Igrowup—am
odiato
hatedbymyRelations—senttoSchool—neglectedbymyGrandfather—maltreatedbymyMaster—seasonedtoAdversity—Iformato
formCabalsagainstthePedant—amdebarredAccesstomyGrandfather—huntedbyhisHeir—Idemolito
demolishtheTeethofhisTutor.Therewerenotwanting
alcuni
somewhosuspectedmyunclesofbeingconcernedinmyfather’sdestino
fate,onthesuppositionthattheyfossero
wouldallshareinthepatrimonydestinedforlui
him;andthisconjecturewasstrengthenedby
riflettendo
reflectingthatinallhiscalamitiestheyneverscoprirono
discoveredtheleastinclinationtoservehim;ma
but,onthecontrary,bytutti
alltheartificesintheirpotere
power,fedhisresentmentandsostenuto
supportedhisresolutionofleavinghimtomiseria
miseryandwant.Butpeopleof
giudizio
judgmenttreatedthisinsinuationasuna
anidlechimera;because,hadmyrelationsbeensowickedasto
consultare
consulttheirinterestbycommittingsuchun
anatrociouscrime,thefateofmypadre
fatherwouldhaveextendedtometoowhosevita
lifewasanotherobstacletotheiraspettativa
expectation.Meanwhile,Igrewapace,
e
andasIstronglyresembledmypadre
father,whowasthedarlingofthetenants,Iwantednulla
nothingwhichtheirindigentcircumstancescouldpermettersi
afford:buttheirfavourwas
una
aweakresourceagainstthejealousenmityofmycousins;che
whothemoremyinfancyprometteva
promised,conceivedthemoreimplacablehatredcontro
againstme:andbeforeIwas
sei
sixyearsofage,hadsoeffectuallyblockadedmynonno
grandfatherthatIneversawhimbutbystealth,quando
whenIsometimesmadeuptohissedia
chairashesattovisto
viewhislabourersinthefield:on
cui
whichoccasionhewouldstrokemytesta
head,bidmebeagoodragazzo
boy,andpromisetotakecura
careofme.Iwassoon
dopo
aftersenttoschoolatun
avillagehardby,ofcui
whichhehadbeendictatortempo
timeoutofmind;butashenever
pagò
paidformyboard,norfornì
suppliedmewithclothes,books,e
andothernecessariesIrequired,mycondizione
conditionwasveryraggedandcontemptible,e
andtheschoolmaster,who,throughpaura
fearofmygrandfather,taughtmegratis,gavehimselfnoconcernabouttheprogressi
progressImadeunderhisistruzione
instruction.Inspiteofallthesedifficulties
e
anddisgraces,IbecameagoodproficientintheLatinlingua
tongue;and,assoonasIcould
scrivere
writetolerably,pesteredmygrandfatherwithletterstosuchadegreethathesentformypadrone
master,andchidhimseverelyforbestowingsuchpainsonmyistruzione
education,tellinghimthat,ifeverIshouldbeportato
broughttothegallowsforfalsificazione
forgery,whichhehadtaughtmetocommettere
commit,mybloodwouldlieonhistesta
head.Thepedant,whodreadednothing
più
morethanthedispleasureofhispatrono
patron,assuredhishonourthattheboy’scapacità
abilitywasmoreowingtohisowngenio
geniusandapplicationthantoqualsiasi
anyinstructionorencouragementhericevesse
received;that,althoughhecouldnotdivesthimofthe
conoscenza
knowledgehehadalreadyimbibed,unlesshewouldempowerhimtodisablehisfingers,hedovrebbe
shouldendeavour,withGod’shelp,toimpedire
preventhisfutureimprovement.And,indeed,hepunctually
eseguito
performedwhathehadundertaken;for,onpretencethatI
avessi
hadwrittenimpertinentletterstomynonno
grandfather,hecausedaboardtobemadewithcinque
fiveholesinit,throughwhichhethrustthefingerse
andthumbofmyrightmano
hand,andfasteneditbywhipcordtomypolso
wrist,insuchamanneraseffectuallydebarredmetheuseofmypenna
pen.ButthisrestraintIwas
liberato
freedfrominafewdays,byanincidente
accidentwhichhappenedinalite
quarrelbetweenmeandanotherragazzo
boy;who,takinguponhimto
insultare
insultmypoverty,Iwassoincensato
incensedathisungenerousreproachthatwithun
onestrokewithmymachineItagliato
cuthimtotheskull,tothegrande
greatterrorofmyselfandschoolfellows,wholasciarono
lefthimbleedingontheterra
ground,andrantoinformthemaestro
masterofwhathadhappened.Iwasso
severamente
severelypunishedforthistrespassche
that,wereItolivetotheageofMethusalem,theimpressionitfatto
madeonmewouldnotbeeffaced;themorethantheantipathy
e
andhorrorIconceivedforthespietato
mercilesstyrantwhoinflictedit.The
disprezzo
contemptwhichmyappearancenaturallyproduceva
producedinallwhosawme,thecontinualwantstowhichIwasesposto
exposed,andmyownhaughtydisposizione
disposition,impatientofaffronts,involvedmeinamille
thousandtroublesomeadventures,bywhichIwasatlengthinuredinadversity,e
andemboldenedtoundertakingsfarsopra
abovemyyears.Iwas
spesso
ofteninhumanlyscourgedforcrimesIdidnotcommesso
commit,because,havingthecharacterofun
avagabondinthevillage,ogni
everypieceofmischief,whoseautore
authorlayunknown,waschargeduponme
me.Ihavebeenfound
colpevole
guiltyofrobbingorchardsIneverentrato
entered,ofkillingcatsInevercacciato
hunted,ofstealinggingerbreadInevertoccato
touched,andofabusingoldwomenInevervisto
saw.Nay,astammeringcarpenterhadeloquence
abbastanza
enoughtopersuademymasterche
thatIfiredapistolcarica
loadedwithsmallshotintohisfinestra
window;thoughmylandladyand
la
thewholefamilyborewitnessche
thatIwasabedfastaddormentato
asleepatthetimewhenquesto
thisoutragewascommitted.Iwas
volta
oncefloggedforhavingnarrowlysfuggito
escapeddrowning,bythesinkingofatraghetto
ferryboatinwhichIwaspasseggero
passenger.Anothertime,forhaving
ripreso
recoveredofabruiseoccasionedbyun
ahorseandcartrunningovermi
me.Athirdtime,forbeing
morso
bittenbyabaker’sdog.In
breve
short,whetherIwasguiltyo
orunfortunate,thecorrectionandsimpatia
sympathyofthisarbitrarypedagoguewerethesame.Farfrombeingsubduedby
questo
thisinformalusage,myindignationtrionfò
triumphedoverthatslavishawewhichaveva
hadhithertoenforcedmyobedience;e
andthemoremyyearse
andknowledgeincreased,themoreIpercepivo
perceivedtheinjusticeandbarbarityofhisbehaviour.Bythehelpofan
insolito
uncommongenius,andtheadvicee
anddirectionofourusher,che
whohadservedmyfatherinhisviaggi
travels,Imadeasurprisingprogresso
progressintheclassics,writing,e
andarithmetic;sothat,beforeIwastwelveyearsold,Iwas
permettevano
allowedbyeverybodytobeil
thebestscholarinthescuola
school.Thisqualification,togetherwiththeboldnessof
temperamento
temperandstrengthofmakewhichaveva
hadsubjectedalmostallmycontemporaries,diede
gavemesuchinfluenceoverthemthatIcominciai
begantoformcabalsagainstmypersecutor;e
andwasinhopeof,beingabletobidhimdefianceinaveryshorttempo
time.Beingattheheadof
una
afaction,consistingofthirtyboys,maggior parte
mostofthemofmyownetà
age,Iwasdeterminedtomettere
puttheirmettletotrial,che
thatImightknowhowfartheyweretobedependedupon,beforeImettere
putmygrandschemeinesecuzione
execution:withthisview,we
attaccato
attackedabodyofstoutapprentices,che
whohadtakenpossessionofaparte
partofthegroundallottedtousforthelo schema
schemeofourdiversions,andche
whowerethenplayingatninepinsontheposto
spot;butIhadthemortificationto
vedere
seemyadherentsroutedinanistante
instant,andalegofoneofthembrokeinhisflightbytheciotola
bowl,whichoneofouradversarieshadstaccato
detachedinpursuitofus.Questa
Thisdiscomfituredidnothinderusfromengagingthemafterwardsinfrequenti
frequentskirmishes,whichwemaintainedbylanciando
throwingstonesatadistance,whereinIricevuto
receivedmanywounds,thescarsofwhichancora
stillremain.Ourenemiesweresoharassed
e
andinterruptedbythesealarmsche
thattheyatlastabandonedtheirconquista
conquest,andleftustothepeaceablegodimento
enjoymentofourownterritories.It
sarebbe
wouldbeendlesstoenumeratetheexploitsweperformedinthecorso
courseofthisconfederacy,whichbecametheterrore
terrorofthewholevillage;insomuchthat,
quando
whendifferentinterestsdividedit,una
oneofthepartiescommonlycorteggiava
courtedtheassistanceofRoderickRandom(bywhichnome
nameIwasknown)tocastthebilancia
balance,andkeeptheoppositefazione
factioninawe.Meanwhile,Itooktheadvantageof
ogni
everyplay-daytopresentmyselfbeforemynonno
grandfather,towhomIseldomfoundaccesso
access,byreasonofhisbeingstrettamente
closelybesiegedbyanumerousfamiglia
familyofhisfemalegrandchildren,che
who,thoughtheyperpetuallyquarrelledtra
amongthemselves,neverfailedtojoincontro
againstme,asthecommonnemico
enemyofall.Hisheir,
che
whowasabouttheageofeighteen,mindednothingbutfox-hunting,e
andindeedwasqualifiedfornothingelse,notwithstandinghisgrandfather’sindulgenceinentertainingun
atutorforhimatcasa
home;whoatthesame
tempo
timeperformedtheofficeofparrocchiale
parishclerk.ThisyoungActaeon,
che
whoinheritedhisgrandfather’santipathytotutto
everythingindistress,neversateyesonmesenza
withoutuncouplinghisbeagles,andhuntingmeintoqualche
somecottageorother,whitherIgeneralmente
generallyfledforshelter.In
questo
thisChristianamusementhewasincoraggiato
encouragedbyhispreceptor,who,non
nodoubt,tooksuchopportunitiestoingratiatehimselfwithil
therisingsun,observing,thatil
theoldgentleman,accordingtoil
thecourseofnature,hadnotmolto tempo
longtolive,forhewasgià
alreadyonthevergeoffourscore.Capitolo
CHAPTERIIIMyMother’sBrotherarrives—relievesme—a
Descrizione
Descriptionofhim—hegoesalongwithmetoil
theHouseofmyGrandfather—isincontrato
encounteredbyhisDogs—defeatsthem,dopo
afterabloodyEngagement—isadmittedtoil
theoldGentleman—aDialoguebetweenthem.Aboutthistimemymother’sonly
fratello
brother,whohadbeenlongall'estero
abroad,lieutenantofaman-of-war,arrivò
arrivedinhisowncountry;wherebeing
informato
informedofmycondition,hevenne
cametoseeme,andoutofhisslenderfinancesnotsolo
onlysuppliedmewithwhatnecessariesIwantedforthepresente
present,butresolvednottolasciare
leavethecountryuntilheavesse
hadprevailedonmygrandfathertosettlequalcosa
somethinghandsomeforthefuture.Questo
Thiswasatasktocui
whichhewasbynomeansuguale
equal,beingentirelyignorant,notsolo
onlyofthejudge’sdisposition,ma
butalsoofthewaysofmeningenerale
general,towhichhiseducationonbordo
boardhadkepthimanutterestraneo
stranger.Hewasastrongbuilt
uomo
man,somewhatbandylegged,withun
anecklikethatofun
abull,andafacewhich(youpotrebbe
mighteasilyperceive)hadwithstoodthepiù
mostobstinateassaultsofthetempo
weather.Hisdressconsistedofasoldier’s
cappotto
coatalteredforhimbytheship’ssarto
tailor,astripedflanneljacket,apaio
pairofredbreechesspannedwithpece
pitch,cleangrayworstedstockings,largesilverbucklesche
thatcoveredthree-fourthsofhisscarpe
shoes,asilver-lacedhat,whosecorona
crownoverlookedthebrimsaboutanpollice
inchandahalf,blackbobwiginfibbia
buckle,acheckshirt,asilkfazzoletto
handkerchief,ahanger,withaottone
brasshandle,girdedtohisthighbyafurnishedlacebelt,e
andagoodoakplantsotto
underhisarm.Thusequipped,hesetoutwithme
Che
(whobyhisbountymadeun
averydecentappearance)formygrandfather’scasa
house,whereweweresalutedbyJowlere
andCaesar,whommycousin,giovane
youngmaster,hadletlooseatourapproach.Being
bene
wellacquaintedwiththeinveteracyofthesecurs,Iwasabouttobetakemyselftomyheels,quando
whenmyuncleseizedmewithonemano
hand,brandishedhiscudgelwithil
theother,andatonecolpo
blowlaidCaesarsprawlingonil
theground;but,findinghimself
attaccato
attackedatthesametimeintheposteriore
rearbyJowler,andfearingCesare
Caesarmightrecover,hedrewhishanger,wheeledabout,e
andbyaluckystrokeseveredJowler’stesta
headfromhisbody.By
questo
thistime,theyoungfoxhuntere
andthreeservants,armedwithpitchforkse
andflails,werecometoil
theassistanceofthedogs,whomtheytrovarono
foundbreathlessuponthefield;e
andmycousinwassoprovocato
provokedatthedeathofhisfavourites,che
thatheorderedhisattendantstoavanzare
advance,andtakevengeanceontheirboia
executioner,whomheloadedwithtutte
allthecursesandreproacheshisrabbia
angercouldsuggest.Uponwhichmy
zio
unclesteppedforwardswithanundauntedair,atthevista
sightofwhosebloodyweaponshisantagonistscaduti
fellbackwithprecipitation,whenheaccostedtheirleader
leaderthus:.“Lookee,brother,yourdogshavingboardedme
senza
withoutprovocation,whatIdidwasinmyowndifesa
defence.Soyouhadbestbe
civile
civil,andletusshootuna
ahead,clearofyou.”Se
Whethertheyoungsquiremisinterpretedmyuncle’sdesiderio
desireofpeace,orwasenragedatil
thefateofhishoundsoltre
beyondhisusualpitchofrisoluzione
resolution,Iknownot;buthe
strappato
snatchedaflailfromoneofhisfollowers,e
andcameupwithaspettacolo
showofassaultingthelieutenant,che
who,puttinghimselfinapostureofdifesa
defence,proceededthus:“Lookee,youlubberly
figlio
sonofaw—e,ifyouvieni
comeathwartme,’wareyourgingerbreadlavoro
work.I’llbefoulofyour
quartiere
quarter,d—nme.”Thisdeclaration,followedby
un
aflourishofhishanger,sembrava
seemedtochecktheprogressofthegiovane
younggentleman’scholer,who,lookingbehindlo
him,perceivedhisattendantshadslunkintothecasa
house,shutthegate,andlasciarono
lefthimtodecidethecontentionbyhimself.Qui
Hereaparleyensued,whichwasintroducedbymycousin’schiedeva
asking,“Whothedevilareyou?Whatdoyouwant?
Qualche
Somescoundrelofaseaman,Isuppongo
suppose,whohasdesertedandturnedladro
thief.Butdon’tthinkyoushall
fuggire
escape,sirrah—I’llhaveyouhang’d,youcane
dog,Iwill.Yourbloodshall
pagherà
payforthatofmydue
twohounds,youragamuffin.I
sarei
wouldnothavepartedwiththemtosalvare
saveyourwholegenerationfromtheforca
gallows,youruffian,you!”“Noneofyour
mascella
jaw,youswab—noneofyourjaw,”repliedmyzio
uncle,“elseIshalltrimyourlacedgiacca
jacketforyou.Ishall
sfregherò
rubyoudownwithanoakenasciugamano
towel,myboy,Ishall.”So
dicendo
saying,hesheathedhishanger,e
andgraspedhiscudgel.