CHAPTERI.DowntheRabbit-Hole
Alicewasbeginningtogetverytiredof
sedere
sittingbyhersisteronthebank,e
andofhavingnothingtofare
do:onceortwiceshe
aveva
hadpeepedintothebookhersorella
sisterwasreading,butitaveva
hadnopicturesorconversationsinit,“andwhatistheuseofabook,”pensò
thoughtAlice“withoutpicturesorconversations?”Soshewasconsideringinherown
mente
mind(aswellasshecould,forthecaldo
hotdaymadeherfeelverysleepye
andstupid),whetherthepleasureofmakingadaisy-chainwouldbeworththetroubleofgettingupe
andpickingthedaisies,whensuddenlyaBianco
WhiteRabbitwithpinkeyesranvicino
closebyher.Therewas
nulla
nothingsoveryremarkableinthat;né
nordidAlicethinkitsoverymuchfuori
outofthewaytosentire
heartheRabbitsaytoitself,“Ohcaro
dear!Ohdear!
Ishallbelate!”
(whenshe
pensò
thoughtitoverafterwards,itoccurredtoherche
thatsheoughttohavechiedersi
wonderedatthis,butatle
thetimeitallseemedabbastanza
quitenatural);butwhenthe
Coniglio
Rabbitactuallytookawatchfuori
outofitswaistcoat-pocket,andguardato
lookedatit,andthenaffrettato
hurriedon,Alicestartedtoherfeet,foritlampeggiato
flashedacrosshermindthatshehadneverbeforevisto
seenarabbitwitheitherawaistcoat-pocket,oraorologio
watchtotakeoutofit,e
andburningwithcuriosity,sheranattraverso
acrossthefieldafterit,e
andfortunatelywasjustintempo
timetoseeitpopdownagrande
largerabbit-holeunderthehedge.Inanother
momento
momentdownwentAliceafteresso
it,neveronceconsideringhowinthemondo
worldshewastogetuscire
outagain.Therabbit-holewent
dritto
straightonlikeatunnelforqualche
someway,andthendippedimprovvisamente
suddenlydown,sosuddenlythatAlicehadnotun
amomenttothinkaboutfermare
stoppingherselfbeforeshefoundherselfcadere
fallingdownaverydeepwell.Either
il
thewellwasverydeep,orshecadde
fellveryslowly,forsheaveva
hadplentyoftimeasshewentdowntoguardare
lookaboutherandtochiedersi
wonderwhatwasgoingtosuccesso
happennext.First,shetriedto
guardare
lookdownandmakeoutwhatshewascomingto,ma
butitwastoodarktovedere
seeanything;thenshelookedat
i
thesidesofthewell,e
andnoticedthattheywerefilledwithcupboardse
andbook-shelves;hereandthereshe
vedeva
sawmapsandpictureshunguponpegs.She
preso
tookdownajarfromoneoftheshelvesasshepassava
passed;itwaslabelled“ORANGEMARMALADE”,
ma
buttohergreatdisappointmentitwasvuoto
empty:shedidnotliketo
cadere
dropthejarforfearofuccidere
killingsomebodyunderneath,somanagedtoputitintouno
oneofthecupboardsasshefellpastit.“Well!”
thoughtAlicetoherself,“aftersuch
una
afallasthis,Ishallthinknothingoftumblingdownscale
stairs!Howbravethey’llall
penseranno
thinkmeathome!Why,Iwouldn’t
direi
sayanythingaboutit,evense
ifIfelloffthetopofthehouse!”Che
(Whichwasverylikelytrue.)Giù
Down,down,down.Wouldthe
caduta
fallnevercometoanend?“I
chiedo
wonderhowmanymilesI’vecaduto
fallenbythistime?”she
detto
saidaloud.“Imustbe
arrivare
gettingsomewherenearthecentreoftheterra
earth.Letmesee:
that
sarebbe
wouldbefourthousandmilesdown,Ithink—”(for,you
vedi
see,Alicehadlearntseveralthingsofthistipo
sortinherlessonsintheschoolroom,e
andthoughthiswasnotaverygoodoccasione
opportunityforshowingoffherconoscenza
knowledge,astherewasnoonetolistentosua
her,stillitwasgoodpratica
practicetosayitover)“—yes,that’scirca
abouttherightdistance—butthenIchiedo
wonderwhatLatitudeorLongitudeI’vegotto?”(Alice
aveva
hadnoideawhatLatitudewas,orLongitudeeither,ma
butthoughttheywerenicegrandwordstosay.)Attualmente
Presentlyshebeganagain.“I
chiedo
wonderifIshallfallrightattraverso
throughtheearth!Howfunnyit’ll
sembrerà
seemtocomeoutamongthepersone
peoplethatwalkwiththeirheadsverso il basso
downward!TheAntipathies,Ithink—”
(shewas
piuttosto
rathergladtherewasnooneascoltava
listening,thistime,asitdidn’tsuonava
soundatalltherightparola
word)“—butIshallhavetoaskthemwhatthenome
nameofthecountryis,yousai
know.Please,Ma’am,isthisNewZealand
o
orAustralia?”(andshetriedtocurtseyasshespoke—fancycurtseyingasyou’re
cadendo
fallingthroughtheair!Doyou
pensi
thinkyoucouldmanageit?)“Andwhatan
ignorante
ignorantlittlegirlshe’llthinkmeforchiesto
asking!No,it’llneverdoto
chiedere
ask:perhapsIshallseeitwrittenupsomewhere.”
Giù
Down,down,down.Therewasnothingelseto
fare
do,soAlicesoonbeganparlare
talkingagain.“Dinah’llmissmeverymuch
stasera
to-night,Ishouldthink!”(Dinahwas
il
thecat.)“Ihopethey’ll
ricordino
rememberhersaucerofmilkattea-time.Dinahmy
cara
dear!Iwishyouweredown
qui
herewithme!Thereare
non
nomiceintheair,I’mafraid,ma
butyoumightcatchapipistrello
bat,andthat’sverylikeun
amouse,youknow.Butdocats
mangiano
eatbats,Iwonder?”And
qui
hereAlicebegantogetpiuttosto
rathersleepy,andwentondire
sayingtoherself,inadreamysorta
sortofway,“Docatsmangiano
eatbats?Docatseatbats?”
e
andsometimes,“Dobatseatcats?”for,you
vedete
see,asshecouldn’tanswereitherquestion,itdidn’tmuchmatterche
whichwaysheputit.She
sentiva
feltthatshewasdozingoff,e
andhadjustbeguntodreamche
thatshewaswalkinghandinmano
handwithDinah,andsayingtoherveryearnestly,“Now,Dinah,dicendo
tellmethetruth:didyouever
mangiato
eatabat?”whensuddenly,thump!
thump!
giù
downshecameuponamucchio
heapofsticksanddryleaves,e
andthefallwasover.Alicewasnot
un
abithurt,andshesaltò
jumpedupontoherfeetinun
amoment:shelookedup,
ma
butitwasalldarkoverhead;beforeherwasanother
lungo
longpassage,andtheWhiteConiglio
Rabbitwasstillinsight,hurryinggiù
downit.Therewasnot
un
amomenttobelost:away
andò
wentAlicelikethewind,e
andwasjustintimetohearitdire
say,asitturnedaangolo
corner,“Ohmyearsandwhiskers,howlateit’sgetting!”Shewas
vicino
closebehinditwhenshegirato
turnedthecorner,buttheConiglio
Rabbitwasnolongertobevedere
seen:shefoundherselfin
una
along,lowhall,whichwaslitupbyuna
arowoflampshangingfromthetetto
roof.Thereweredoorsallround
la
thehall,buttheyweretutte
alllocked;andwhenAlicehadbeenallthe
strada
waydownonesideanduptheother,provando
tryingeverydoor,shewalkedtristemente
sadlydownthemiddle,wonderingcome
howshewasevertogetuscire
outagain.Suddenlyshecameupon
un
alittlethree-leggedtable,allfatto
madeofsolidglass;therewas
nulla
nothingonitexceptatinygoldenchiave
key,andAlice’sfirstthoughtwasche
thatitmightbelongtooneofil
thedoorsofthehall;ma
but,alas!eitherthelocksweretoolarge,orthe
chiave
keywastoosmall,butatogni
anyrateitwouldnotaperto
openanyofthem.However,onthe
seconda
secondtimeround,shecameuponuna
alowcurtainshehadnotnotato
noticedbefore,andbehinditwasuna
alittledooraboutfifteenincheshigh:she
provato
triedthelittlegoldenkeyintheserratura
lock,andtohergreatgioia
delightitfitted!Aliceopenedthe
porta
doorandfoundthatitledintoun
asmallpassage,notmuchlargerthanun
arat-hole:shekneltdown
e
andlookedalongthepassageintoil
theloveliestgardenyouevervisto
saw.Howshelongedto
ottenere
getoutofthatdarksala
hall,andwanderaboutamongthosebedsofbrightflowerse
andthosecoolfountains,butshecouldnotnemmeno
evengetherheadthroughla
thedoorway;“andevenifmy
testa
headwouldgothrough,”thoughtpoorAlice,“itwouldbeofverylittleuso
usewithoutmyshoulders.Oh,howIwishIcouldshutuplike
un
atelescope!IthinkIcould,
se
ifIonlyknewhowtobegin.”For,you
vedi
see,somanyout-of-the-waythingsaveva
hadhappenedlately,thatAliceaveva
hadbeguntothinkthatveryfewthingsindeedweredavvero
reallyimpossible.Thereseemedtobe
non
nouseinwaitingbyle
thelittledoor,soshewentbacktole
thetable,halfhopingshepotesse
mightfindanotherkeyonesso
it,oratanyrateun
abookofrulesforchiudere
shuttingpeopleupliketelescopes:questa
thistimeshefoundalittlebottiglia
bottleonit,(“whichcertainlywasnotqui
herebefore,”saidAlice,)androundle
theneckofthebottlewasapaperlabel,withle
thewords“DRINKME,”beautifullystampato
printedonitinlargeletters.Itwas
tutto
allverywelltosay“Drinkme,”ma
butthewiselittleAlicewasnotgoingtodothatinafretta
hurry.“No,I’lllookfirst,”she
disse
said,“andseewhetherit’smarked‘poison’o
ornot”;forshehad
letto
readseveralnicelittlehistoriessu
aboutchildrenwhohadgotbruciati
burnt,andeatenupbywildbeastse
andotherunpleasantthings,allperché
becausetheywouldnotrememberthesimplerulestheirfriendshadinsegnato
taughtthem:suchas,that
una
ared-hotpokerwillburnyouse
ifyouholdittoolungo
long;andthatifyou
tagli
cutyourfingerverydeeplydi
withaknife,itusuallybleeds;e
andshehadneverforgottenche
that,ifyoudrinkmuchfromuna
abottlemarked“poison,”itisquasi
almostcertaintodisagreewithyou,prima
soonerorlater.However,this
bottiglia
bottlewasnotmarked“poison,”soAliceavventurò
venturedtotasteit,andfindingitverybello
nice,(ithad,infact,una
asortofmixedflavourofcherry-tart,crema
custard,pine-apple,roastturkey,toffee,e
andhotbutteredtoast,)sheverypresto
soonfinisheditoff.“Whatacuriousfeeling!”
detto
saidAlice;“Imustbeshuttingup
come
likeatelescope.”Andsoitwasindeed:
shewas
ora
nowonlytenincheshigh,e
andherfacebrightenedupatthethoughtche
thatshewasnowtherightdimensione
sizeforgoingthroughthelittleporta
doorintothatlovelygarden.Prima
First,however,shewaitedforaqualche
fewminutestoseeifshewasgoingtoshrinkanyulteriormente
further:shefeltalittlenervousaboutthis;
“forit
potrebbe
mightend,youknow,”saidAlicetoherself,“inmygoingoutdel tutto
altogether,likeacandle.I
chiedo
wonderwhatIshouldbecome
likethen?”Andshetriedtofancywhat
la
theflameofacandleiscome
likeafterthecandleisblownout,forshecouldnotricordare
remembereverhavingseensuchuna
athing.Afterawhile,finding
che
thatnothingmorehappened,shedecise
decidedongoingintothegiardino
gardenatonce;but,alasforpoorAlice!
quando
whenshegottotheporta
door,shefoundshehaddimenticato
forgottenthelittlegoldenkey,e
andwhenshewentbacktothetavolo
tableforit,shefoundshecouldnotpossiblyreachit:shecouldseeit
abbastanza
quiteplainlythroughtheglass,e
andshetriedherbesttoclimbupuna
oneofthelegsofil
thetable,butitwastooscivoloso
slippery;andwhenshehadtiredherselfout
di
withtrying,thepoorlittlethingsatdowne
andcried.“Come,there’snouseincryinglikethat!”
disse
saidAlicetoherself,ratherbruscamente
sharply;“Iadviseyoutoleaveoffthisminute!”
She
generalmente
generallygaveherselfverygoodconsigli
advice,(thoughsheveryseldomfollowedit),e
andsometimesshescoldedherselfsoseveramente
severelyastobringtearsintohereyes;e
andoncesherememberedtryingtoboxherownearsforhavingcheatedherselfinuna
agameofcroquetshewasgiocando
playingagainstherself,forthiscuriouschildwasveryfondoffingere
pretendingtobetwopeople.“Butit’s
non
nousenow,”thoughtpoorAlice,“topretendtobedue
twopeople!Why,there’shardly
abbastanza
enoughofmelefttofare
makeonerespectableperson!”Soonher
occhio
eyefellonalittlevetro
glassboxthatwaslyingsotto
underthetable:sheopenedit,
e
andfoundinitaverysmalltorta
cake,onwhichthewords“EATME”weresplendidamente
beautifullymarkedincurrants.“Well,I’lleatit,”
disse
saidAlice,“andifitfa
makesmegrowlarger,Icanraggiungere
reachthekey;andifit
fa
makesmegrowsmaller,Icanstrisciare
creepunderthedoor;soeitherwayI’llgetintothe
giardino
garden,andIdon’tcarewhichhappens!”She
mangiato
atealittlebit,anddetto
saidanxiouslytoherself,“Whichway?Whichway?”,
tenendo
holdingherhandonthesuperiore
topofherheadtosentire
feelwhichwayitwascrescendo
growing,andshewasquitesurprisedtofindthatsheremainedthesamedimensione
size:tobesure,thisgenerallyhappens
quando
whenoneeatscake,butAlicehadgotsomuchintothemodo
wayofexpectingnothingbutout-of-the-waythingstohappen,che
thatitseemedquitedulle
andstupidforlifetoandare
gooninthecommonmodo
way.CHAPTERII.ThePoolofTears
“Curiouser
e
andcuriouser!”criedAlice(shewassomuch
sorpreso
surprised,thatforthemomentsheabbastanza
quiteforgothowtospeakgoodEnglish);“nowI’m
aprendo
openingoutlikethelargesttelescopio
telescopethateverwas!Good-bye,feet!”
(for
quando
whenshelookeddownatherfeet,theysembravano
seemedtobealmostoutofvista
sight,theyweregettingsofaroff).“Oh,mypoorlittlefeet,I
chiedo
wonderwhowillputonyourscarpe
shoesandstockingsforyouora
now,dears?I’msureIshan’tbeable!
Ishallbeagreatdealtoo
lontano
farofftotroublemyselfaboutyou:youmustmanagethebest
modo
wayyoucan;—butImustbekindtothem,”pensò
thoughtAlice,“orperhapstheywon’tcammineranno
walkthewayIwanttoandare
go!Letmesee:
I’ll
darò
givethemanewpairofbootsogni
everyChristmas.”Andshewenton
pianificare
planningtoherselfhowshewouldmanageit.“Theymust
andare
gobythecarrier,”shepensò
thought;“andhowfunnyit’ll
sembrerà
seem,sendingpresentstoone’sownfeet!E
Andhowoddthedirectionswilllook!Ohdear,what
sciocchezze
nonsenseI’mtalking!”Justthenher
testa
headstruckagainsttheroofofthesala
hall:infactshewas
ora
nowmorethanninefeethigh,e
andsheatoncetookupla
thelittlegoldenkeyandhurriedofftola
thegardendoor.PoorAlice!
Itwasas
quanto
muchasshecoulddo,sdraiato
lyingdownononeside,toguardare
lookthroughintothegardenwithun
oneeye;buttogetthroughwas
più
morehopelessthanever:she
sedette
satdownandbegantopiangere
cryagain.“Yououghttobeashamedofyourself,”saidAlice,“a
grande
greatgirllikeyou,”(shemightwelldire
saythis),“togooncryinginquesto
thisway!Stopthismoment,I
dico
tellyou!”Butshewentonallthe
stesso
same,sheddinggallonsoftears,untiltherewasuna
alargepoolallroundher,circa
aboutfourinchesdeepandraggiungere
reachinghalfdownthehall.Dopo
Afteratimesheheardun
alittlepatteringoffeetinthedistance,e
andshehastilydriedhereyestovedere
seewhatwascoming.Itwas
il
theWhiteRabbitreturning,splendidlyvestito
dressed,withapairofbianco
whitekidglovesinonemano
handandalargefaninil
theother:hecametrotting
lungo
alonginagreathurry,mutteringtohimselfashevenuto
came,“Oh!theDuchess,the
Duchessa
Duchess!Oh!
won’tshebesavage
se
ifI’vekeptherwaiting!”Alice
sentiva
feltsodesperatethatshewasreadytochiedere
askhelpofanyone;so,
quando
whentheRabbitcamenearher,shecominciò
began,inalow,timidvoce
voice,“Ifyouplease,sir—”The
Coniglio
Rabbitstartedviolently,droppedthewhitekidglovese
andthefan,andskurriedawayintothebuio
darknessashardashecouldandare
go.Alicetookupthe
ventilatore
fanandgloves,and,asthesala
hallwasveryhot,shekeptfanningherselftutto
allthetimeshewentonparlare
talking:“Dear,dear!
Howqueer
tutto
everythingisto-day!Andyesterdaythings
andate
wentonjustasusual.I
chiedo
wonderifI’vebeenchangedinla
thenight?Letmethink:
wasIthe
stesso
samewhenIgotupthismorning?I
quasi
almostthinkIcanrememberfeelingun
alittledifferent.ButifI’mnot
la
thesame,thenextquestionè
is,WhointheworldamI?Ah,that’s
il
thegreatpuzzle!”Andshe
cominciò
beganthinkingoverallthebambini
childrensheknewthatwereofi
thesameageasherself,tovedere
seeifshecouldhavebeencambiato
changedforanyofthem.“I’msureI’mnotAda,”she
disse
said,“forherhairgoesinsuchlongringlets,e
andminedoesn’tgoinringletsatall;e
andI’msureIcan’tbeMabel,forIso
knowallsortsofthings,e
andshe,oh!sheknowssuchavery
poco
little!Besides,she’sshe,andI’mI,and—oh
cara
dear,howpuzzlingitallè
is!I’lltryifI
so
knowallthethingsIusedtoso
know.Letmesee:
fourtimes
cinque
fiveistwelve,andfourtimessei
sixisthirteen,andfourtimessette
sevenis—ohdear!Ishallnever
arriverò
gettotwentyatthatrate!However,
la
theMultiplicationTabledoesn’tsignify:let’s
proviamo
tryGeography.Londonisthe
capitale
capitalofParis,andParisisla
thecapitalofRome,andRome—no,that’stutto
allwrong,I’mcertain!I
devo
musthavebeenchangedforMabel!I’ll
proverò
tryandsay‘Howdoththelittle—’”e
andshecrossedherhandsonherlapasse
ifsheweresayinglessons,e
andbegantorepeatit,ma
buthervoicesoundedhoarsee
andstrange,andthewordsdidnotvenivano
comethesameastheyusedtodo:—.“Howdoththe
piccolo
littlecrocodileImprovehisshiningcoda
tail,AndpourthewatersoftheNileOnogni
everygoldenscale!“Howcheerfullyhe
sembra
seemstogrin,Howneatlydiffondere
spreadhisclaws,AndwelcomelittlefishesinWithdolcemente
gentlysmilingjaws!”“I’msurethosearenottherightwords,”
detto
saidpoorAlice,andhereyesfilledwithtearsdi nuovo
againasshewenton,“Idovrò
mustbeMabelafterall,e
andIshallhavetoandare
goandliveinthatpokylittlecasa
house,andhavenexttonotoystogiocare
playwith,andoh!eversomanylessonsto
imparare
learn!No,I’vemadeupmymindaboutit;
se
ifI’mMabel,I’llstaydownqui
here!It’llbenousetheirputtingtheirheadsdown
e
andsaying‘Comeupagain,dear!’Ishallsolo
onlylookupandsay‘WhoamIthen?Dirò
Tellmethatfirst,andthen,se
ifIlikebeingthatperson,I’llcomeup:se
ifnot,I’llstaydownqui
heretillI’msomebodyelse’—but,ohdear!”criedAlice,with
un
asuddenburstoftears,“Idowishtheywouldmesso
puttheirheadsdown!Iamsoverytiredofbeingallalonehere!”
Asshe
diceva
saidthisshelookeddownatherhands,e
andwassurprisedtoseeche
thatshehadputonuno
oneoftheRabbit’slittlewhitekidglovesmentre
whileshewastalking.“HowcanI
ho
havedonethat?”shethought.
“I
devo
mustbegrowingsmallagain.”Shegotup
e
andwenttothetabletomisurare
measureherselfbyit,andtrovò
foundthat,asnearlyasshecouldindovinare
guess,shewasnowaboutdue
twofeethigh,andwasgoingonshrinkingrapidamente
rapidly:shesoonfoundout
che
thatthecauseofthiswastheventilatore
fanshewasholding,andshecadere
droppedithastily,justintempo
timetoavoidshrinkingawaydel tutto
altogether.“Thatwasanarrowescape!”