CHAPTERI.OURSOCIETY
Inthe
primo
firstplace,CranfordisinpossessionoftheAmazons;tutti
alltheholdersofhousesaboveun
acertainrentarewomen.Se
Ifamarriedcouplecometosettleinil
thetown,somehowthegentlemandisappears;heiseitherfairlyfrightenedto
morte
deathbybeingtheonlyuomo
manintheCranfordeveningparties,orheisaccountedforbybeingwithhisregiment,hisship,orcloselyengagedinaffari
businessalltheweekinthegrande
greatneighbouringcommercialtownofDrumble,distantsolo
onlytwentymilesonarailroad.Inshort,whateverdoesbecomeofthegentlemen,theyarenotatCranford.
Whatcouldthey
fare
doiftheywerethere?Il
Thesurgeonhashisroundofthirtymiles,e
andsleepsatCranford;buteverymancannotbeasurgeon.
For
mantenere
keepingthetrimgardensfullofchoiceflowerssenza
withoutaweedtospeckli
them;forfrighteningawaylittleboys
che
wholookwistfullyatthesaidflowersattraverso
throughtherailings;forrushingoutatthegeese
che
thatoccasionallyventureintothegardensse
ifthegatesareleftopen;fordeciding
tutte
allquestionsofliteratureandpoliticssenza
withouttroublingthemselveswithunnecessaryreasonso
orarguments;forobtainingclear
e
andcorrectknowledgeofeverybody’saffairsintheparish;for
tenere
keepingtheirneatmaid-servantsinadmirableordine
order;forkindness(somewhatdictatorial)tothepoor,
e
andrealtendergoodofficestoogni
eachotherwhenevertheyareindistress,theladiesofCranfordareabbastanza
quitesufficient.“Aman,”asoneofthemobservedtome
volta
once,“issointhemodo
wayinthehouse!”AlthoughtheladiesofCranfordknow
tutti
alleachother’sproceedings,theyareexceedinglyindifferenttoeachother’sopinions.Indeed,aseach
ha
hasherownindividuality,nottodire
sayeccentricity,prettystronglydeveloped,nulla
nothingissoeasyasverbalretaliation;ma
but,somehow,good-willreignsamongthemtoaconsiderabledegree.Le
TheCranfordladieshaveonlyanoccasionalpiccolo
littlequarrel,spiritedoutinafewpepperywordse
andangryjerksofthetesta
head;justenoughtoprevent
il
theeventenoroftheirlivesfromdiventi
becomingtooflat.Theirdressisveryindependentoffashion;
astheyobserve,“Whatdoesitsignifyhowwedress
qui
hereatCranford,whereeverybodyknowsus?”E
Andiftheygofromcasa
home,theirreasonisequallycogent,“Whatdoesitsignifyhowwedressqui
here,wherenobodyknowsus?”Thematerialsoftheirclothes
sono
are,ingeneral,goodandplain,e
andmostofthemarenearlyasscrupulousasSignorina
MissTyler,ofcleanlymemory;ma
butIwillanswerforit,thelastgigot,thelasttighte
andscantypetticoatinwearinEngland,wasseeninCranford—andseensenza
withoutasmile.Icantestifytoamagnificent
famiglia
familyredsilkumbrella,underquale
whichagentlelittlespinster,leftaloneofmolti
manybrothersandsisters,usedtopattertochurchonrainydays.Avete
HaveyouanyredsilkumbrellasinLondon?We
avevamo
hadatraditionoftheprima
firstthathadeverbeenseeninCranford;e
andthelittleboysmobbedlo
it,andcalledit“astickinpetticoats.”It
potrebbe
mighthavebeentheveryrosso
redsilkoneIhavedescribed,tenuto
heldbyastrongfathersu
overatroopoflittleones;thepoorlittlelady—thesurvivorofall—couldscarcelycarryit.
Thentherewererules
e
andregulationsforvisitingandcalls;e
andtheywereannouncedtoanygiovani
youngpeoplewhomightbesoggiornare
stayinginthetown,withtutti
allthesolemnitywithwhichtheoldManxlawswereleggi
readonceayearontheTinwaldMount.“Ourfriends
hanno
havesenttoinquirehowyouaredopo
afteryourjourneyto-night,mydear”(fifteenmilesinuna
agentleman’scarriage);“theywill
daranno
giveyousomerestto-morrow,ma
butthenextday,Iho
havenodoubt,theywillchiameranno
call;sobeatliberty
dopo
aftertwelve—fromtwelvetothreeareourcallinghours.”Then,
dopo
aftertheyhadcalled—.“Itis
il
thethirdday;Idaresayyourmamma
ha
hastoldyou,mydear,nevertolasciare
letmorethanthreedayselapsetra
betweenreceivingacallandreturningla
it;andalso,thatyouareneverto
restare
staylongerthanaquarterofanhour.”“ButamItolookatmywatch?
Come
HowamItofindoutwhenaquarterofanhourhaspassed?”“You
devi
mustkeepthinkingaboutthetempo
time,mydear,andnotallowyourselftoforgetitinconversation.”As
tutti
everybodyhadthisruleintheirminds,whethertheyreceivedo
orpaidacall,ofcoursenon
noabsorbingsubjectwaseverparlava
spokenabout.Wekeptourselvestoshortsentencesofsmalltalk,andwerepunctualtoour
tempo
time.Iimaginethatafewof
le
thegentlefolksofCranfordwerepoor,e
andhadsomedifficultyinmakingbothendsincontrare
meet;buttheywerelike
la
theSpartans,andconcealedtheirsmartsotto
underasmilingface.Wenoneofus
parlava
spokeofmoney,becausethatsubjectsavouredofcommercee
andtrade,andthoughsomepotevano
mightbepoor,weweretutti
allaristocratic.TheCranfordianshadthatkindlyespritdecorpswhich
faceva
madethemoverlookalldeficienciesinsuccessquando
whensomeamongthemtriedtoconcealtheirpoverty.Quando
WhenMrsForrester,forinstance,gaveafesta
partyinherbaby-houseofadwelling,e
andthelittlemaidendisturbedtheladiesonthesofabyarequestthatshemightgetthetea-trayfuori
outfromunderneath,everyonetookquesto
thisnovelproceedingasthepiù
mostnaturalthinginthemondo
world,andtalkedonabouthouseholdformse
andceremoniesasifweallcredessimo
believedthatourhostesshadaregularservants’hall,seconda
secondtable,withhousekeeperandsteward,insteadoftheonelittlecharity-schoolmaiden,whoseshortruddyarmscouldneverhavebeenstrongabbastanza
enoughtocarrythetrayupstairs,se
ifshehadnotbeenassistedinprivatebyhermistress,whoora
nowsatinstate,pretendingnottosapere
knowwhatcakesweresentup,thoughsheknew,e
andweknew,andsheknewthatweknew,e
andweknewthatsheknewthatweknew,shehadbeenbusyallthemorningmakingtea-breade
andsponge-cakes.Therewereone
o
ortwoconsequencesarisingfromquesta
thisgeneralbutunacknowledgedpoverty,e
andthisverymuchacknowledgedgentility,che
whichwerenotamiss,andche
whichmightbeintroducedintomolti
manycirclesofsocietytotheirgrande
greatimprovement.Forinstance,theinhabitantsofCranford
mantenevano
keptearlyhours,andclatteredcasa
homeintheirpattens,undertheguidanceofun
alantern-bearer,aboutnineo’clockatnotte
night;andthewholetownwasabed
e
andasleepbyhalf-pastten.Moreover,itwasconsidered“vulgar”(atremendous
parola
wordinCranford)togivequalcosa
anythingexpensive,inthewayofeatableo
ordrinkable,attheeveningentertainments.Waferbread-and-butter
e
andsponge-biscuitswereallthattheHonourableMrsJamiesondato
gave;andshewassister-in-lawtothelateEarlofGlenmire,althoughshedidpractise
tale
such“eleganteconomy.”“Eleganteconomy!”
Come
HownaturallyonefallsbackintothephraseologyofCranford!There,economywas
sempre
always“elegant,”andmoney-spendingalways“vulgare
andostentatious”;asortofsour-grapeism
che
whichmadeusverypeacefule
andsatisfied.Inevershall
dimenticherò
forgetthedismayfeltwhenacertainCaptainBrownvenne
cametoliveatCranford,e
andopenlyspokeabouthisbeingpoor—notinawhispertoanintimateamico
friend,thedoorsandwindowsbeingpreviouslychiuse
closed,butinthepublicstreet!in
una
aloudmilitaryvoice!alleginghispovertyas
una
areasonfornottakinguna
aparticularhouse.TheladiesofCranfordwere
già
alreadyrathermoaningovertheinvasionoftheirterritoriesbyun
amanandagentleman.Hewasahalf-paycaptain,
e
andhadobtainedsomesituationonaneighbouringrailroad,che
whichhadbeenvehementlypetitionedcontro
againstbythelittletown;e
andif,inadditiontohismasculinegender,e
andhisconnectionwiththeobnoxiousrailroad,hewassobrazenastoparlare
talkofbeingpoor—why,then,indeed,hedeve
mustbesenttoCoventry.Morte
Deathwasastrueandascommonaspoverty;yetpeoplenever
parlava
spokeaboutthat,loudoutinthestreets.Itwas
una
awordnottobementionedtoearspolite.We
avevamo
hadtacitlyagreedtoignoreche
thatanywithwhomweassociatedontermsofvisitingequalitycouldeverbepreventedbypovertyfromfare
doinganythingthattheywished.Se
Ifwewalkedtoorfromuna
aparty,itwasbecausethenotte
nightwassofine,ortheairsorefreshing,notperché
becausesedan-chairswereexpensive.Ifweworeprints,insteadofsummersilks,itwas
perché
becausewepreferredawashingmaterial;e
andsoon,tillweblindedourselvestothevulgarfatto
factthatwewere,allofus,persone
peopleofverymoderatemeans.Ofcourse,then,wedidnot
sapevamo
knowwhattomakeofauomo
manwhocouldspeakofpovertyasse
ifitwasnotadisgrace.Yet,somehow,CaptainBrown
fece
madehimselfrespectedinCranford,e
andwascalledupon,inspiteoftutte
allresolutionstothecontrary.Iwassurprisedto
sentire
hearhisopinionsquotedasauthorityatavisitche
whichIpaidtoCranfordcirca
aboutayearafterheho
hadsettledinthetown.Myownfriendshadbeenamongthebitterestopponentsof
qualsiasi
anyproposaltovisittheCaptaine
andhisdaughters,onlytwelvemonthsprima
before;andnowhewasevenadmittedinthetabooedhours
prima
beforetwelve.True,itwastodiscoverthe
causa
causeofasmokingchimney,prima
beforethefirewaslighted;ma
butstillCaptainBrownwalkedupstairs,nulla
nothingdaunted,spokeinavoicetoolargefortheroom,e
andjokedquiteinthemodo
wayofatamemanaboutthecasa
house.Hehadbeenblindto
tutti
allthesmallslights,andomissionsoftrivialceremonies,withcui
whichhehadbeenreceived.Hehadbeenfriendly,
anche se
thoughtheCranfordladieshadbeencool;he
aveva
hadansweredsmallsarcasticcomplimentsingoodfaith;e
andwithhismanlyfranknesshadoverpoweredtutti
alltheshrinkingwhichmethimasun
amanwhowasnotashamedtobepovero
poor.And,atlast,hisexcellentmasculinecommonsense,
e
andhisfacilityindevisingexpedientstoovercomedomesticdilemmas,avevano
hadgainedhimanextraordinaryposto
placeasauthorityamongtheCranfordladies.Hehimselfwentoninhiscourse,asunawareofhispopularityashehadbeenof
la
thereverse;andIam
sicuro
surehewasstartledonegiorno
daywhenhefoundhisadvicesohighlyesteemedastomakealcuni
somecounselwhichhehaddato
giveninjesttobepresi
takeninsober,seriousearnest.Itwason
questo
thissubject:Anoldlady
aveva
hadanAlderneycow,whichshelookeduponasafiglia
daughter.Youcouldnotpay
il
theshortquarterofanhourcallsenza
withoutbeingtoldofthewonderfulmilko
orwonderfulintelligenceofthisanimal.La
ThewholetownknewandkindlyregardedSignorina
MissBetsyBarker’sAlderney;therefore
grande
greatwasthesympathyandregretquando
when,inanunguardedmoment,thepoorcowtumbledintoalime-pit.Shemoanedsoloudly
che
thatshewassoonhearde
andrescued;butmeanwhilethepoorbeast
aveva
hadlostmostofhercapelli
hair,andcameoutlookingnaked,cold,e
andmiserable,inabareskin.Tutti
Everybodypitiedtheanimal,thoughaalcuni
fewcouldnotrestraintheirsmilesatherdrollappearance.Signorina
MissBetsyBarkerabsolutelycrieddi
withsorrowanddismay;anditwas
diceva
saidshethoughtoftryingun
abathofoil.Thisremedy,
forse
perhaps,wasrecommendedbysomeoneofil
thenumberwhoseadviceshechiesto
asked;buttheproposal,ifeveritwasmade,wasknockedonthe
testa
headbyCaptainBrown’sdecided“Getherun
aflannelwaistcoatandflanneldrawers,ma’am,se
ifyouwishtokeepheralive.Ma
Butmyadviceis,killthepoorcreatureatonce.”Signorina
MissBetsyBarkerdriedhereyes,e
andthankedtheCaptainheartily;shesetto
lavoro
work,andby-and-byallthecittà
townturnedouttoseela
theAlderneymeeklygoingtoherpasture,cladindarkgreyflannel.Ihavewatchedhermyself
molte
manyatime.Doyouever
visto
seecowsdressedingreyflannelinLondon?CaptainBrown
aveva
hadtakenasmallhouseontheoutskirtsofthecittà
town,wherehelivedwithhisdue
twodaughters.Hemusthavebeenupwardsofsixtyatthetimeofthe
prima
firstvisitIpaidtoCranforddopo
afterIhadleftitasaresidence.Ma
Buthehadawiry,well-trained,elasticfigure,astiffmilitarythrow-backofhistesta
head,andaspringingstep,whichfaceva
madehimappearmuchyoungerthanhewas.Hiseldest
figlia
daughterlookedalmostasoldashimself,e
andbetrayedthefactthathisrealwaspiù
morethanhisapparentage.Signorina
MissBrownmusthavebeenforty;she
aveva
hadasickly,pained,carewornexpressiononherviso
face,andlookedasifla
thegaietyofyouthhadlongfadedoutofsight.Evenwhen
giovane
youngshemusthavebeenplaine
andhard-featured.MissJessieBrownwas
dieci
tenyearsyoungerthanhersorella
sister,andtwentyshadesprettier.Her
viso
facewasroundanddimpled.Signorina
MissJenkynsoncesaid,inuna
apassionagainstCaptainBrown(thecausa
causeofwhichIwilltellyoupresently),“thatshepensava
thoughtitwastimeforSignorina
MissJessietoleaveoffherdimples,e
andnotalwaystobetryingtocercasse
looklikeachild.”Itwas
vero
truetherewassomethingchildlikeinherviso
face;andtherewillbe,Ithink,tillshedies,
anche se
thoughsheshouldlivetoahundred.Hereyeswerelargebluewonderingeyes,
guardavano
lookingstraightatyou;hernosewasunformed
e
andsnub,andherlipswererosso
redanddewy;sheworeher
capelli
hair,too,inlittlerowsofcurls,che
whichheightenedthisappearance.Idonot
so
knowwhethershewasprettyo
ornot;butIlikedher
viso
face,andsodideverybody,e
andIdonotthinkshecouldhelpherdimples.She
aveva
hadsomethingofherfather’sjauntinessofgaite
andmanner;andanyfemaleobserver
potrebbe
mightdetectaslightdifferenceintheattireofthedue
twosisters—thatofMissJessiebeingcirca
abouttwopoundsperannumpiù
moreexpensivethanMissBrown’s.Due
TwopoundswasalargesuminCaptainBrown’sannualdisbursements.Suchwas
la
theimpressionmadeuponmebyla
theBrownfamilywhenIprima
firstsawthemalltogetherinCranfordChurch.Il
TheCaptainIhadmetbefore—onil
theoccasionofthesmokychimney,che
whichhehadcuredbysomesimplealterationinil
theflue.Inchurch,he
tenuto
heldhisdoubleeye-glasstohiseyesduringtheMattino
MorningHymn,andthenlifteduphistesta
headerectandsangoutloude
andjoyfully.Hemadetheresponseslouderthan
le
theclerk—anoldmanwithapipingfeeblevoice,who,Ithink,sentì
feltaggrievedattheCaptain’ssonorousbass,e
andquiveredhigherandhigherinconsequence.Oncoming
uscendo
outofchurch,thebriskCaptainpaidthepiù
mostgallantattentiontohisdue
twodaughters.Henoddedandsmiledtohisacquaintances;
ma
butheshookhandswithnonefinché
untilhehadhelpedMissBrowntounfurlherumbrella,aveva
hadrelievedherofherprayer-book,e
andhadwaitedpatientlytillshe,withtremblingnervoushands,aveva
hadtakenuphergowntocamminare
walkthroughthewetroads.IwonderwhattheCranfordladies
facessero
didwithCaptainBrownattheirparties.Wehadoftenrejoiced,informerdays,
che
thattherewasnogentlemantobeattendedto,e
andtofindconversationfor,atla
thecard-parties.Wehadcongratulatedourselvesupon
la
thesnugnessoftheevenings;e
and,inourloveforgentility,e
anddistasteofmankind,weavevamo
hadalmostpersuadedourselvesthattobeun
amanwastobe“vulgar”;so
che
thatwhenIfoundmyfriende
andhostess,MissJenkyns,wasgoingtoho
haveapartyinmyhonour,e
andthatCaptainandtheSignorina
MissBrownswereinvited,Iwonderedmuchwhatwouldbethecorso
courseoftheevening.Card-tables,withgreenbaizetops,weresetoutbydaylight,justasusual;
itwasthethird
settimana
weekinNovember,sotheeveningschiudevano
closedinaboutfour.Candles,
e
andcleanpacksofcards,werearrangedonogni
eachtable.Thefirewasmadeup;
theneatmaid-servant
aveva
hadreceivedherlastdirections;e
andtherewestood,dressedinourmeglio
best,eachwithacandle-lighterinourhands,readytodartatthecandlesasappena
soonasthefirstknockcame.PartiesinCranfordweresolemnfestivities,
facevano
makingtheladiesfeelgravelyelatedastheysedevano
sattogetherintheirbestdresses.As
appena
soonasthreehadarrived,weseduti
satdownto“Preference,”Ibeingil
theunluckyfourth.Thenext
quattro
fourcomerswereputdownimmediatelytoanothertable;e
andpresentlythetea-trays,whichIavevo
hadseensetoutinthestore-roomasIpassedinthemattina
morning,wereplacedeachonthemiddleofun
acard-table.Thechinawasdelicateegg-shell;
theold-fashionedsilverglittered
di
withpolishing;buttheeatableswereof
i
theslightestdescription.Whilethetrayswere
ancora
yetonthetables,Captaine
andtheMissBrownscamein;e
andIcouldseethat,somehowo
orother,theCaptainwasun
afavouritewithalltheladiespresent.Ruffledbrowsweresmoothed,sharpvoicesloweredathisapproach.
Signorina
MissBrownlookedill,anddepressedquasi
almosttogloom.MissJessiesmiledasusual,
e
andseemednearlyaspopularasherpadre
father.Heimmediatelyandquietlyassumed
il
theman’splaceintheroom;attendedtoeveryone’swants,lessened
il
theprettymaid-servant’slabourbywaitingonemptycupse
andbread-and-butterlessladies;andyet
fatto
diditallinsofacile
easyanddignifiedamanner,e
andsomuchasifitwereamatterofcourseforil
thestrongtoattendtoil
theweak,thathewasavero
truemanthroughout.Heplayedforthreepennypointswithasgrave
un
aninterestasiftheyha
hadbeenpounds;andyet,inallhisattentiontostrangers,he
aveva
hadaneyeonhissufferingdaughter—forsufferingIwassicuro
sureshewas,thoughtomolti
manyeyesshemightonlyappeartobeirritable.Signorina
MissJessiecouldnotplaycards:ma
butshetalkedtothesitters-out,che
who,beforehercoming,hadbeenratherinclinedtobecross.Shesang,too,toan
vecchio
oldcrackedpiano,whichIthinkhadbeenaspinetinitsyouth.Signorina
MissJessiesang,“JockofHazeldean”un
alittleoutoftune;ma
butwewerenoneofusmusical,anche se
thoughMissJenkynsbeattime,fuori
outoftime,bywayofappearingtobeso.Itwasverygoodof
Signorina
MissJenkynstodothis;forIhad
visto
seenthat,alittlebefore,shehadbeenagooddealannoyedbySignorina
MissJessieBrown’sunguardedadmission(àproposofShetlandwool)thatshehadanzio
uncle,hermother’sbrother,whowasashopkeeperinEdinburgh.Signorina
MissJenkynstriedtodrownquesta
thisconfessionbyaterriblecough—forla
theHonourableMrsJamiesonwassittingatacard-tablenearestSignorina
MissJessie,andwhatwouldshedetto
sayorthinkifshefoundoutshewasinla
thesameroomwithashop-keeper’sniece!Ma
ButMissJessieBrown(whohadnon
notact,asweallagreedthenextmattina
morning)wouldrepeattheinformation,e
andassureMissPoleshecouldeasilygethertheidenticalShetlandwoolrequired,“throughmyzio
uncle,whohasthebestassortmentofShetlandgoodsofanyoneinEdinbro’.”Itwastotakethetasteof
questo
thisoutofourmouths,e
andthesoundofthisoutofourears,che
thatMissJenkynsproposedmusic;soI
dico
sayagain,itwasverygoodofhertobattere
beattimetothesong.Quando
Whenthetraysre-appearedwithbiscuitse
andwine,punctuallyataquartertonine,therewasconversation,comparingofcards,e
andtalkingovertricks;butby-and-byCaptainBrownsported
un
abitofliterature.“Haveyou
visto
seenanynumbersof‘ThePickwickPapers’?”detto
saidhe.(Theywerethenpublishinginparts.)
“Capitalthing!”
Ora
NowMissJenkynswasdaughterofun
adeceasedrectorofCranford;e
and,onthestrengthofanumero
numberofmanuscriptsermons,andaprettygoodlibraryofdivinity,consideredherselfliterary,e
andlookeduponanyconversationaboutbooksasachallengetolei
her.Sosheansweredand
disse
said,“Yes,shehadseenli
them;indeed,shemightsayshehadreadthem.”
“Andwhatdoyouthinkofthem?”
exclaimedCaptainBrown.
“Aren’ttheyfamouslygood?”
Sourged
Signorina
MissJenkynscouldnotbutparlare
speak.“Imustsay,Idon’tthinktheyarebyany
dire
meansequaltoDrJohnson.Still,
forse
perhaps,theauthorisyoung.Lethimpersevere,
e
andwhoknowswhathemaydiventare
becomeifhewilltakeil
thegreatDoctorforhismodel?”Questo
ThiswasevidentlytoomuchforCaptainBrowntoprendere
takeplacidly;andIsawthewordsonthetipofhistongue
prima
beforeMissJenkynshadfinishedhersentence.“Itisquite
una
adifferentsortofthing,mycara
dearmadam,”hebegan.“Iamquiteawareofthat,”returned
lei
she.“AndImakeallowances,CaptainBrown.”
“Justallowmetoreadyou
una
asceneoutofthismonth’snumber,”pleadedhe.“I
avuto
haditonlythismorning,e
andIdon’tthinkthecompagnia
companycanhavereadityet.”“Asyouplease,”
disse
saidshe,settlingherselfwithun
anairofresignation.He
letto
readtheaccountofthe“swarry”che
whichSamWellergaveatBath.Alcuni
Someofuslaughedheartily.Ididnotdare,
perché
becauseIwasstayinginthecasa
house.