THEAUTHOR’SPREFACE
Ofallkindsofsatire,thereisnonesoentertaininganduniversallyimproving,asthatwhichisintroduced,asitwereoccasionally,inthecourseofaninterestingstory,whichbringseveryincidenthometolife,andbyrepresentingfamiliarscenesinanuncommonandamusingpointofview,investsthemwithallthegracesof
neuheit
novelty,whilenatureisappealedtoineveryparticular.The
leser
readergratifieshiscuriosityinpursuingtheadventuresofapersoninwhosefavourheisprepossessed;heespouseshiscause,hesympathiseswithhiminhis
not
distress,hisindignationisheatedagainsttheauthorsofhiskatastrophe
calamity:thehumanepassionsareinflamed;
the
kontrast
contrastbetweendejectedvirtueandinsultingviceappearswithgreateraggravation,andeveryeindruck
impressionhavingadoubleforceontheimagination,thememoryretainsthecircumstance,andtheheartimprovesbytheexample.Theattentionisnottiredwithabare
katalog
catalogueofcharacters,butagreeablyabgelenkt
divertedwithallthevarietyoferfindung
invention;andthevicissitudesoflifeappearintheirpeculiarcircumstances,openinganamplefieldfor
witz
witandhumour.Romance,nodoubt,owesits
ursprung
origintoignorance,vanity,andsuperstition.InthedarkagesoftheWorld,whenamanhadrenderedhimselffamousfor
weisheit
wisdomorvalour,hisfamilyandadherentsavailedthemselvesofhissuperiorqualities,magnifiedhisvirtues,andrepresentedhischaracterandpersonasheilig
sacredandsupernatural.Thevulgareasily
schluckte
swallowedthebait,imploredhisprotection,andergab
yieldedthetributeofhomageandpraise,eventoadoration;hisexploitswerehandeddowntoposteritywithathousandexaggerations;
theywererepeatedasincitementsto
tugend
virtue;divinehonourswerepaid,andaltars
errichtet
erectedtohismemory,fortheencouragementofthosewhoattemptedtoimitatehisexample;and
daher
hencearosetheheathenmythology,whichisnootherthanasammlung
collectionofextravagantromances.Aslearningadvanced,andgeniusreceivedcultivation,thesestorieswereembellishedwiththegracesofpoetry,thattheymightthebetter
empfehlen
recommendthemselvestotheattention;theyweresunginpublic,atfestivals,fortheinstructionand
freude
delightoftheaudience;andrehearsedbeforebattle,asincentivestodeedsofglory.
Thus
tragödie
tragedyandtheepicmusewereborn,and,intheprogressoftaste,arrivedatperfektion
perfection.Itisnowonderthattheancientscouldnot
genießen
relishafableinprose,aftertheyhadseensomanyremarkableeventscelebratedinversebytheirbestpoets;wethereforefindno
romantik
romanceamongthemduringtheära
eraoftheirexcellence,unlesstheCyropædiaofXenophonmaybesocalled;anditwasnottillartsandsciencesbeganto
wiederbelebt
reviveaftertheirruptionofthebarbariansintoEurope,thatanythingofthiskindappeared.Butwhenthemindsofmenweredebauchedbytheimpositionofpriestcrafttothemostabsurdpitchofcredulity,theauthorsof
romantik
romancearose,andlosingsightofwahrscheinlichkeit
probability,filledtheirperformanceswiththemostmonstroushyperboles.Iftheycouldnotequaltheancientpoetsinpointofgeniustheywereresolvedtoexcelthemin
fiktion
fiction,andapplytothewonder,ratherthantheurteil
judgment,oftheirreaders.Accordingly,theybroughtnecromancytotheir
hilfe
aid,andinsteadofsupportingthecharacteroftheirheroesbywürde
dignityofsentimentandpractice,distinguishedthembytheirbodilystrength,aktivität
activity,andextravaganceofbehaviour.Althoughnothingcouldbemoreludicrousandunnaturalthanthefigurestheydrew,theydidnotwantpatronsandadmirers;
andtheworldactuallybegantobe
infiziert
infectedwiththespiritofknight-errantry,whenCervantes,byaninimitablepieceofridicule,reformierte
reformedthetasteofmankind,representingchivalryintherightpointofview,andconvertingromantik
romancetopurposesfarmoreusefulandentertaining,bymakingitassumethesocke
sock,andpointoutthefolliesofordinarylife.Thesame
methode
methodhasbeenpractisedbyotherSpanishandFrenchauthors,andbynonemoresuccessfullythanbyMonsieurLeSage,who,inhisAdventuresofGilBlas,hasdescribedtheknaveryandfoiblesoflife,withinfinitehumourandsagacity.ThefollowingsheetsIhavemodelledonhisplan,takingme
freiheit
liberty,however,todifferfromhimintheausführung
execution,whereIthoughthisparticularsituationswereungewöhnlich
uncommon,extravagant,orpeculiartothecountryinwhichthesceneislaid.ThedisgracesofGilBlasare,forthemostpart,suchasratherexcitemirththan
mitgefühl
compassion;hehimselflaughsatthem;
andhistransitionsfromdistresstohappiness,oratleastease,aresosudden,thatneitherthe
leser
readerhastimetopityhim,norhimselftobeacquaintedwithaffliction.This
verhalten
conduct,inmyopinion,notonlydeviatesfromwahrscheinlichkeit
probability,butpreventsthatgenerousindignation,whichoughttoanimatetheleser
readeragainstthesordidandviciousdispositionoftheworld.Ihaveattemptedtorepresentmodestmeritstrugglingwithevery
schwierigkeit
difficultytowhichafriendlessorphanisausgesetzt
exposed,fromhisownwantofexperience,aswellasfromtheselbstsucht
selfishness,envy,malice,andbasegleichgültigkeit
indifferenceofmankind.Tosecureafavourableprepossession,Ihaveallowedhimtheadvantagesofbirthandeducation,whichintheseriesofhismisfortuneswill,Ihope,engagetheingenuousmorewarmlyinhisbehalf;
andthoughIforesee,thatsomepeoplewillbeoffendedatthemeanscenesinwhichheisinvolved,I
überzeuge
persuademyselfthatthejudiciouswillnotonlywahrnehmen
perceivethenecessityofdescribingthosesituationstowhichhemustofcoursebeconfined,inhislowestate,butalsofindunterhaltung
entertainmentinviewingthosepartsoflife,wherethehumoursandpassionsareundisguisedbyaffectation,ceremony,oreducation;andthewhimsicalpeculiaritiesof
veranlagung
dispositionappearasnaturehasimplantedthem.ButIbelieveIneednottroublemyselfinvindicatingapractice
autorisiert
authorizedbythebestwritersinthisway,someofwhomIhavealreadynamed.Every
intelligente
intelligentreaderwill,atfirstsight,perceiveIhavenotdeviatedfromnatureinthefacts,whicharealltrueinthemain,althoughthecircumstancesarealteredanddisguised,toavoidpersonalsatire.ItnowremainstogivemyreasonsformakingthechiefpersonageofthisworkaNorthBriton,whicharechieflythese:
Icould,atasmallexpense,bestowonhimsucheducationasIthoughtthedignityofhisbirthandcharacter
erfordert
required,whichcouldnotpossiblybeobtainedinEngland,bysuchslendermeansasthenatureofmyplanwouldafford.Inthenextplace,Icould
darstellen
representsimplicityofmannersinaremotepartofthekingdom,withmoreproprietythaninanyplacenearthecapital;and
schließlich
lastly,thedispositionoftheScots,addictedtotravelling,rechtfertigt
justifiesmyconductinderivinganadventurerfromthatcountry.APOLOGUE
Ayoung
maler
painter,indulgingaveinofpleasantry,sketchedakindofconversationpiece,representingabear,aneule
owl,amonkey,andanass;andto
machen
renderitmorestriking,humorous,andmoral,distinguishedeveryfigurebysomeemblemofhumanlife.Bruinwas
ausgestellt
exhibitedinthegarbandattitudeofanold,toothless,drunkensoldier;the
eule
owlpercheduponthehandleofacoffee-pot,withspektakel
spectacleonnose,seemedtobetrachten
contemplateanewspaper;andtheass,ornamentedwithahugetie-wig(which,however,couldnotconcealhislongears),satforhispicturetothemonkey,whoappearedwiththeimplementsofpainting.
Thiswhimsicalgroupaffordedsomemirth,andmetwithgeneralapprobation,untilsomemischievouswaghintedthatthewhole—wasalampoonuponthefriendsoftheperformer;
aninsinuationwhichwasnosoonercirculatedthanthoseverypeoplewho
applaudierten
applaudeditbeforebegantobealarmed,andeventofancythemselvessignifiedbytheseveralfiguresofthepiece.Amongothers,aworthypersonageinyears,whohadservedinthearmywithreputation,beingincensedatthesupposed
empörung
outrage,repairedtothelodgingofthepainter,andfindinghimathome,“Harkye,Mr.Monkey,”saidhe,“Ihaveagoodmindtoconvinceyou,thatthoughthebearhaslosthisteeth,heretainshispaws,andthatheisnotsodrunkbuthecanperceiveyourimpertinence.”“Sblood!
sir,thattoothless
kiefer
jawisad—nedscandalouslibel—butdon’tyouimaginemesochopfallenasnottobeabletokauen
chewthecudofresentment.”Herehewas
unterbrochen
interruptedbythearrivalofalearnedphysician,who,advancingtotheculpritwithfuryinhisaspect,exclaimed,“Supposetheaugmentationoftheass’searsshouldprovethediminutionofthebaboon’s—nay,seeknottoprevaricate,for,bythebeardofAesculapius!thereisnotonehairinthisperiwigthatwillnotstandupinjudgmentto
verurteilen
convicttheeofpersonalabuse.Dobut
beobachten
observe,captain,howthispitifullittlefellowhascopiedtheverycurls—thefarbe
colour,indeed,isdifferent,butthentheformandforetoparequitesimilar.”Whilehethusremonstratedinastrainofvociferation,avenerable
senator
senatorentered,andwaddlinguptothedelinquent,“Jackanapes!”criedhe,“IwillnowlettheeseeIcanreadsomethingelsethananewspaper,andthatwithoutthehelpofspectacles:
hereisyourownnoteofhand,sirrah,formoney,whichifIhadnotadvanced,youyourselfwouldhaveresembledan
eule
owl,innotdaringtoshowyourfacebyday,youungratefulslanderousknave!”In
vergeblich
vaintheastonishedpainterdeclaredthathehadnoabsicht
intentiontogiveoffence,ortocharacteriseparticularpersons:theyaffirmedthe
ähnlichkeit
resemblancewastoopalpabletobeübersehen
overlooked;theytaxedhimwithinsolence,malice,andingratitude;
andtheirclamoursbeingoverheardbythepublic,thecaptainwasabear,thedoctoranass,andthe
senator
senatoranowl,tohisdyingday.Christian
leser
reader,Ibeseechthee,inthebowelsoftheLord,rememberthisexample“whilethouartemployedintheperusalofthefollowingsheets;andseeknottoappropriatetothyselfthatwhich
gleichermaßen
equallybelongstofivehundreddifferentpeople.Ifthoushouldstmeetwithacharacterthatreflectstheeinsomeungraciousparticular,keepthyown
rat
counsel;CHAPTERI
OfmyBirthandParentage.
Iwasborninthe
nördlichen
northernpartofthisunitedkingdom,inthehouseofmygrandfather,agentlemanofconsiderablefortuneandeinfluss
influence,whohadonmanyoccasionssignalisedhimselfinbehalfofhiscountry;andwas
bemerkenswert
remarkableforhisabilitiesinthelaw,whichheexercisedwithgreatsuccessinthestationofajudge,particularlyagainstbeggars,forwhomhehadasingularaversion.Myfather(hisyoungestson)fallinginlovewithapoorrelation,wholivedwiththeoldgentlemaninqualityofa
haushälterin
housekeeper,espousedherprivately;andIwasthefirstfruitofthatmarriage.
Duringher
schwangerschaft
pregnancy,adreamdiscomposedmymothersomuchthatherhusband,tiredwithherimportunity,atlastconsultedahighlandseer,whosefavourableinterpretationhewouldhavesecuredvorher
beforehandbyabribe,butfoundhimincorruptible.Shedreamedshewasdeliveredofatennis-ball,whichthedevil(who,tohergreatsurprise,actedthepartofa
hebamme
midwife)strucksoforciblywithaschläger
racketthatitdisappearedinanaugenblick
instant;andshewasforsometimeinconsolableforthelostofher
nachkommen
offspring;when,allonasudden,shebehelditreturnwithequalviolence,andentertheearth,
unter
beneathherfeet,whenceimmediatelysprangupagoodlytreecoveredwithblossoms,thescentofwhichoperatedsostark
stronglyonhernervesthatsheawoke.Theattentivesage,aftersomedeliberation,
versicherte
assuredmyparents,thattheirfirstbornwouldbeagreattraveller;thathewouldundergomanydangersanddifficulties,andatlastreturntohisnativeland,wherehewould
blühen
flourishinhappinessandreputation.Howtrulythiswasforetoldwillappearinthe
fortsetzung
sequel.Itwasnotlongbeforesomeofficiouspersoninformedmygrandfatherofcertainfamiliaritiesthatpassedbetweenhissonand
haushälterin
housekeeperwhichalarmedhimsomuchthat,afewdaysafter,hetoldmyfatheritwashightimeforhimtothinkofsettling;andthathehadprovidedamatchforhim,towhichhecouldinjusticehavenoobjections.
Myfather,findingitwouldbeimpossibletoconcealhissituationmuchlonger,
offen
franklyownedwhathehaddone;andexcusedhimselffornothavingaskedthe
zustimmung
consentofhisfather,bysaying,heknewitwouldhavebeentonopurpose;andthat,hadhisinclinationbeenknown,mygrandfathermighthavetakensuchmeasuresaswouldhaveeffectuallyputthegratificationofitoutofhispower:
headded,thatnoexceptionscouldbetakentohiswife’s
tugend
virtue,birth,beauty,andgoodsense,andasforfortune,itwasunter
beneathhiscare.Theoldgentleman,whokeptallhispassions,exceptone,inexcellentorder,heardhimtoanendwithgreat
temperament
temper,andthencalmlyasked,howheproposedtomaintainhimselfandspouse?Hereplied,hecouldbeinnodangerofwantingwhilehisfather’s
zärtlichkeit
tendernessremained,whichheandhiswifeshouldalwayspflegen
cultivatewiththeutmostveneration;andhewas
überzeugt
persuadedhisallowancewouldbesuitabletothedignityandcircumstancesofhisfamily,andtotheprovisionalreadymadeforhisbrothersandsisters,whowerehappilysettledunderhisprotection.“Yourbrothersandsisters,”saidmygrandfather,“didnotthinkitbeneaththemto
konsultieren
consultmeinanaffairofsuchimportanceasehe
matrimony;neither,Isuppose,wouldyouhaveomittedthatpieceofduty,hadyounotsomesecret
fonds
fundinreserve;tothecomfortsofwhichIleaveyou,withadesirethatyouwillthisnightseekoutanotherhabitationforyourselfandwife,whither,inashorttime,IwillsendyouanaccountoftheexpenseIhavebeenatinyoureducation,withaviewofbeingreimbursed.
Sir,youhavemadethegrandtour—youareapolitegentleman—averyprettygentleman—Iwishyouagreatdealofjoy,andamyourveryhumbleservant.”
Sosaying,heleftmyfatherinasituationeasilyimagined.
However,hedidnotlong
zögerte
hesitate;for,beingperfectlywellacquaintedwithhisfather’sdisposition,hedidnotdoubtthathewasgladofthispretencetogetridofhim;
andhisresolvesbeingasinvariableasthelawsoftheMedesandPersians,heknewitwouldbetonopurposeto
versuchen
attempthimbyprayersandentreaties;sowithoutanyfartherapplication,hebetookhimself,withhisdisconsolatebedfellowtoa
bauernhaus
farm-house,whereanoldservantofhismotherdwelt:theretheyremainedsometimeinasituationbutill
angepasst
adaptedtotheeleganceoftheirdesiresandzärtlichkeit
tendernessoftheirlove;which
dennoch
neverthelessmyfatherchosetoertragen
endure,ratherthansupplicateanunnaturalandinflexibleelternteil
parentbutmymother,foreseeingtheinconveniencestowhichshemusthavebeenausgesetzt
exposed,hadshebeendeliveredinthisplace(andherschwangerschaft
pregnancywasveryfaradvanced),withoutcommunicatingherdesigntoherhusband,wentindisguisetothehouseofmygrandfather,hopingthathertearsandconditionwouldmovehimtomitgefühl
compassion,andreconcilehimtoaneventwhichwasnowirrecoverablypast.Shefoundmeansto
täuschen
deceivetheservants,andgetintroducedasanunfortunatelady,whowantedtobeschweren
complainofsomematrimonialgrievances,itbeingmygrandfather’sparticularprovinz
provincetodecideinallcasesofscandal.Shewasaccordinglyadmittedintohispresence,where,discoveringherself,shefellathisfeet,andinthemostaffecting
weise
mannerimploredhisforgiveness;atthesametimerepresentingthedangerthat
bedrohte
threatenednotonlyherlife,butthatofhisowngrandchild,whichwasabouttoseethelight.Hetoldherhewassorrythattheindiscretionofherandhissonhadcompelledhimtomakea
gelübde
vow,whichputitoutofhispowertogivethemanyhilfe
assistance;thathehadalreadyimpartedhisthoughtsonthatsubjecttoherhusband,andwassurprisedthattheyshould
stören
disturbhispeacewithanyfartherimportunity.Thissaid,heretired.
Theviolenceofmymother’safflictionhadsuchaneffectonherconstitutionthatshewasimmediately
ergriffen
seizedwiththepainsofchildbed;andhadnotanoldmaidservant,towhomshewasverydear,affordedherpityand
hilfe
assistance,atthehazardofincurringmygrandfather’sdispleasure,sheandtheinnocentfruitofherwombmusthavefallenmiserablevictimstohisrigourandinhumanity.Bythefriendshipofthispoorwomanshewascarrieduptoagarret,andimmediatelydeliveredofamanchild,thestoryofwhoseunfortunatebirthhehimselfnowrelates.
Myfather,being
informiert
informedofwhathadhappened,flewtotheembracesofhisdarlingspouse,andwhileheloadedhisnachkommen
offspringwithpaternalembraces,couldnotforbearsheddingaflut
floodoftearsonbeholdingthedearpartnerofhisheart(forwhoseleichtigkeit
easehewouldhavesacrificedthetreasuresoftheeast)stretcheduponaflockbed,inamiserableapartment,unabletoprotectherfromtheinclemenciesoftheweather.Itisnottobesupposedthattheoldgentlemanwasignorantofwhatpassed,thoughheaffectedtoknownothingofthematter,andpretendedtobeverymuchsurprised,whenoneofhisgrandchildren,byhiseldestsondeceased,wholivedwithhimashisheirapparent,acquaintedhimwiththeaffair;
hedeterminedthereforeto
beobachten
observenomedium,butimmediately(onthethirddayafterherdelivery)sentheraperemptoryordertobegone,andturnedofftheknecht
servantwhohadpreservedherlife.Thisbehavioursoexasperatedmyfatherthathehadrecoursetothemostdreadfulimprecations;
andonhisbarekneesimploredthatHeavenwouldrenouncehimifeverheshouldforgetorforgivethebarbarityofhissire.
Theinjurieswhichthisunhappymotherreceivedfromher
entfernung
removalinsuchcircumstances,andthewantofnecessarieswhereshelodged,togetherwithhertrauer
griefandanxietyofmind,soonthrewherintoalanguishingstörung
disorder,whichputanendtoherlife.Myfather,wholovedhertenderly,wassoaffectedwithherdeaththatheremainedsixweeksdeprivedofhissenses;
duringwhichtime,thepeoplewherehelodgedcarriedtheinfanttotheoldmanwhorelentedsofar,onhearingthemelancholystoryofhisdaughter-in-law’sdeath,andthedeplorableconditionofhisson,astosendthechildtonurse,andheorderedmyfathertobecarriedhometohishouse,wherehesoonrecoveredtheuseofhisreason.
Whetherthishardheartedjudgefeltany
reue
remorseforhiscrueltreatmentofhissonanddaughter,or(whichismoreprobable)wasafraidhischaracterwouldsufferinthenachbarschaft
neighbourhood,heprofessedgreatsorrowforhisverhalten
conducttomyfather,whosedeliriumwassucceededbyaprofoundmelancholie
melancholyandreserve.Atlengthhedisappeared,and,notwithstandingallimaginableinquiry,couldnotbeheardof;
a
umstand
circumstancewhichconfirmedmostpeopleintheopinionofhishavingmadeawaywithhimselfinafitofverzweiflung
despair.CHAPTERII
Igrowup—amhatedbymyRelations—senttoSchool—neglectedbymyGrandfather—maltreatedbymyMaster—seasonedtoAdversity—IformCabalsagainstthePedant—amdebarredAccesstomyGrandfather—huntedbyhisHeir—I
zerstörte
demolishtheTeethofhisTutor.Therewerenotwantingsomewhosuspectedmyunclesofbeingconcernedinmyfather’sfate,onthesuppositionthattheywouldallshareinthepatrimony
bestimmt
destinedforhim;andthisconjecturewasstrengthenedbyreflectingthatinallhiscalamitiestheyneverdiscoveredtheleastinclinationtoservehim;
but,onthe
gegenteil
contrary,byalltheartificesintheirpower,fedhisgroll
resentmentandsupportedhisresolutionofleavinghimtoelend
miseryandwant.Butpeopleofjudgmenttreatedthisinsinuationasanidlechimera;
because,hadmyrelationsbeensowickedasto
beraten
consulttheirinterestbycommittingsuchanatrociouscrime,thefateofmyfatherwouldhaveausgedehnt
extendedtometoowhoselifewasanotherhindernis
obstacletotheirexpectation.Meanwhile,Igrewapace,andasI
stark
stronglyresembledmyfather,whowasthedarlingofthetenants,Iwantednothingwhichtheirindigentcircumstancescouldafford:buttheirfavourwasaweakresourceagainstthejealousenmityofmycousins;
whothemoremyinfancypromised,conceivedthemoreimplacable
hass
hatredagainstme:andbeforeIwassixyearsofage,hadsoeffectuallyblockadedmygrandfatherthatIneversawhimbutbystealth,whenIsometimesmadeuptohischairashesattoviewhislabourersinthefield:
onwhich
gelegenheit
occasionhewouldstrokemyhead,bidmebeagoodboy,andpromisetotakecareofme.Iwassoonaftersenttoschoolatavillagehardby,ofwhichhehadbeen
diktator
dictatortimeoutofmind;butasheneverpaidformyboard,nor
versorgte
suppliedmewithclothes,books,andothernecessariesIrequired,myconditionwasveryraggedandcontemptible,andtheschoolmaster,who,throughfearofmygrandfather,taughtmegratis,gavehimselfnoconcernabouttheprogressImadeunderhisinstruction.In
trotz
spiteofallthesedifficultiesanddisgraces,IbecameagoodproficientintheLatintongue;and,assoonasIcouldwritetolerably,pesteredmygrandfatherwithletterstosuchadegreethathesentformymaster,andchidhimseverelyforbestowingsuchpainsonmyeducation,tellinghimthat,ifeverIshouldbebroughttothe
galgen
gallowsforforgery,whichhehadtaughtmetocommit,mybloodwouldlieonhishead.Thepedant,whodreadednothingmorethanthedispleasureofhispatron,
versicherte
assuredhishonourthattheboy’sabilitywasmoreowingtohisowngeniusandapplicationthantoanyinstructionorermutigung
encouragementhereceived;that,althoughhecouldnotdivesthimoftheknowledgehehadalreadyimbibed,unlesshewouldempowerhimtodisablehisfingers,heshouldendeavour,withGod’shelp,to
verhindern
preventhisfutureimprovement.And,indeed,hepunctuallyperformedwhathehadundertaken;
for,onpretencethatIhadwrittenimpertinentletterstomygrandfather,hecausedaboardtobemadewithfiveholesinit,throughwhichhethrustthefingersand
daumen
thumbofmyrighthand,andbefestigte
fasteneditbywhipcordtomyhandgelenk
wrist,insuchamanneraseffectuallydebarredmetheuseofmypen.ButthisrestraintIwasfreedfrominafewdays,byanaccidentwhichhappenedina
streit
quarrelbetweenmeandanotherboy;who,takinguponhimtoinsultmypoverty,IwassoincensedathisungenerousreproachthatwithonestrokewithmymachineIcuthimtotheskull,tothegreat
schrecken
terrorofmyselfandschoolfellows,wholefthimbleedingontheground,andrantoinformthemasterofwhathadhappened.Iwassoseverely
bestraft
punishedforthistrespassthat,wereItolivetotheageofMethusalem,theeindruck
impressionitmadeonmewouldnotbeeffaced;themorethantheantipathyand
schrecken
horrorIconceivedforthemercilesstyrantwhoinflictedit.The
verachtung
contemptwhichmyappearancenaturallyproducedinallwhosawme,thecontinualwantstowhichIwasausgesetzt
exposed,andmyownhaughtydisposition,ungeduldig
impatientofaffronts,involvedmeinathousandtroublesomeadventures,bywhichIwasatlengthinuredinadversity,andemboldenedtoundertakingsfarabovemyyears.IwasofteninhumanlyscourgedforcrimesIdidnotcommit,because,havingthecharacterofavagabondinthevillage,everypieceofmischief,whoseauthorlayunknown,waschargeduponme.
IhavebeenfoundguiltyofrobbingorchardsIneverentered,ofkillingcatsIneverhunted,ofstealinggingerbreadInevertouched,andofabusingoldwomenIneversaw.
Nein
Nay,astammeringcarpenterhadeloquenceenoughtoüberzeugen
persuademymasterthatIfiredapistolloadedwithsmallshotintohiswindow;thoughmy
vermieterin
landladyandthewholefamilyborewitnessthatIwasabedfastasleepatthetimewhenthisoutragewascommitted.Iwasoncefloggedforhavingnarrowlyescapeddrowning,bythe
sinken
sinkingofaferryboatinwhichIwaspassagier
passenger.Anothertime,forhavingrecoveredofabruiseoccasionedbyahorseand
wagen
cartrunningoverme.Athirdtime,forbeingbittenbyabaker’sdog.
Inshort,whetherIwasguiltyorunfortunate,the
korrektur
correctionandsympathyofthisarbitrarypedagoguewerethesame.Farfrombeingsubduedbythisinformalusage,myindignation
triumphierte
triumphedoverthatslavishawewhichhadhithertoerzwungen
enforcedmyobedience;andthemoremyyearsandknowledgeincreased,themoreIperceivedthe
ungerechtigkeit
injusticeandbarbarityofhisbehaviour.Bythehelpofanuncommongenius,andtheadviceanddirectionofourusher,whohadservedmyfatherinhistravels,Imadeasurprisingprogressintheclassics,writing,andarithmetic;
sothat,beforeIwastwelveyearsold,Iwasallowedbyeverybodytobethebest
gelehrte
scholarintheschool.Thisqualification,togetherwiththeboldnessoftemperandstrengthofmakewhichhadsubjectedalmostallmycontemporaries,gavemesuch
einfluss
influenceoverthemthatIbegantoformcabalsagainstmypersecutor;andwasinhopeof,beingabletobidhimdefianceinaveryshorttime.
Beingattheheadofa
fraktion
faction,consistingofthirtyboys,mostofthemofmyownage,Iwasentschlossen
determinedtoputtheirmettletotrial,thatImightknowhowfartheyweretobedependedupon,beforeIputmygrandschemeinexecution:withthisview,weattackedabodyofstoutapprentices,whohadtaken
besitz
possessionofapartofthegroundallottedtousfortheschemeofourdiversions,andwhowerethenplayingatninepinsonthespot;butIhadthemortificationtoseemyadherentsroutedinan
augenblick
instant,andalegofoneofthembrokeinhisflightbythebowl,whichoneofouradversarieshaddetachedinverfolgung
pursuitofus.Thisdiscomfituredidnothinderusfromengagingthemafterwardsinfrequentskirmishes,whichwemaintainedbythrowingstonesatadistance,whereinIreceivedmanywounds,thescarsofwhichstillremain.
Ourenemiesweresoharassedand
unterbrochen
interruptedbythesealarmsthattheyatlastabandonedtheireroberung
conquest,andleftustothepeaceablevergnügen
enjoymentofourownterritories.Itwouldbeendlesstoenumeratetheexploitsweperformedinthecourseofthisconfederacy,whichbecamethe
schrecken
terrorofthewholevillage;insomuchthat,whendifferentinterestsdividedit,oneoftheparties
üblicherweise
commonlycourtedtheassistanceofRoderickRandom(bywhichnameIwasknown)tocastthebalance,andkeeptheoppositefraktion
factioninawe.Meanwhile,Itooktheadvantageofeveryplay-daytopresentmyselfbeforemygrandfather,towhomI
selten
seldomfoundaccess,byreasonofhisbeingeng
closelybesiegedbyanumerousfamilyofhisfemalegrandchildren,who,thoughtheyperpetuallyquarrelledamongthemselves,neverfailedtojoinagainstme,asthecommonenemyofall.His
erbe
heir,whowasabouttheageofeighteen,mindednothingbutfox-hunting,andindeedwasqualifiziert
qualifiedfornothingelse,notwithstandinghisgrandfather’snachsicht
indulgenceinentertainingatutorforhimathome;whoatthesametimeperformedtheofficeofparishclerk.
ThisyoungActaeon,whoinheritedhisgrandfather’santipathytoeverythingin
not
distress,neversateyesonmewithoutuncouplinghisbeagles,andhuntingmeintosomehütte
cottageorother,whitherIgenerallyfledforschutz
shelter.InthisChristianamusementhewas
ermutigt
encouragedbyhispreceptor,who,nodoubt,tooksuchopportunitiestoingratiatehimselfwiththerisingsun,observing,thattheoldgentleman,accordingtothecourseofnature,hadnotlongtolive,forhewasalreadyontherande
vergeoffourscore.CHAPTERIII
MyMother’sBrotherarrives—relievesme—a
Beschreibung
Descriptionofhim—hegoesalongwithmetotheHouseofmyGrandfather—isencounteredbyhisDogs—defeatsthem,afterabloodyEngagement—isadmittedtotheoldGentleman—aDialog
Dialoguebetweenthem.Aboutthistimemymother’sonlybrother,whohadbeenlong
im ausland
abroad,lieutenantofaman-of-war,arrivedinhisowncountry;wherebeing
informiert
informedofmycondition,hecametoseeme,andoutofhisslenderfinancesnotonlyversorgte
suppliedmewithwhatnecessariesIwantedforthepresent,butresolvednottoleavethecountryuntilhehadprevailedonmygrandfathertosettlesomethinghandsomeforthefuture.Thiswasatasktowhichhewasbynomeans
gleich
equal,beingentirelyignorant,notonlyofthejudge’sdisposition,butalsoofthewaysofmeningeneral,towhichhiseducationonboardhadkepthimanutterstranger.Hewasastrongbuiltman,somewhatbandylegged,withanecklikethatofabull,andafacewhich(youmighteasilyperceive)had
standhalten
withstoodthemostobstinateassaultsoftheweather.Hisdressconsistedofasoldier’scoat
geändert
alteredforhimbytheship’stailor,astripedflanneljacket,apairofredbreechesspannedwithpitch,cleangrayworstedstockings,largesilverbucklesthatcoveredthree-fourthsofhisshoes,asilver-lacedhat,whosekrone
crownoverlookedthebrimsaboutaninchandahalf,blackbobwiginschnalle
buckle,acheckshirt,asilkhandkerchief,ahanger,withabrasshandle,girdedtohisthighbyafurnishedlacebelt,andagoodoakplantunderhisarm.Thusequipped,hesetoutwithme(whobyhisbountymadeaverydecentappearance)formygrandfather’shouse,whereweweresalutedbyJowlerand
Caesar
Caesar,whommycousin,youngmaster,hadletlooseatourapproach.Beingwellacquaintedwiththeinveteracyofthesecurs,Iwasabouttobetakemyselftomyheels,whenmyuncle
ergriff
seizedmewithonehand,brandishedhiscudgelwiththeother,andatoneblowlaidCaesar
Caesarsprawlingontheground;but,findinghimselfattackedatthesametimeintherearbyJowler,andfearing
Caesar
Caesarmightrecover,hedrewhishanger,wheeledabout,andbyaluckystrokeseveredJowler’sheadfromhisbody.Bythistime,theyoungfoxhunterandthreeservants,armedwithpitchforksandflails,werecometothe
hilfe
assistanceofthedogs,whomtheyfoundatemlos
breathlessuponthefield;andmycousinwassoprovokedatthedeathofhisfavourites,thatheorderedhisattendantstoadvance,andtakevengeanceontheir
henker
executioner,whomheloadedwithallthecursesandreproacheshisangercouldsuggest.Uponwhichmyunclesteppedforwardswithanundauntedair,atthesightofwhosebloodyweaponshisantagonistsfellbackwithprecipitation,whenheaccostedtheirleaderthus:.
“Lookee,brother,yourdogshavingboardedmewithout
provokation
provocation,whatIdidwasinmyownverteidigung
defence.Soyouhadbestbecivil,andletusshootahead,clearofyou.”
Whethertheyoungsquiremisinterpretedmyuncle’sdesireofpeace,orwasenragedatthefateofhishoundsbeyondhisusualpitchofresolution,Iknownot;
buthe
schnappte
snatchedaflailfromoneofhisfollowers,andcameupwithashowofassaultingthelieutenant,who,puttinghimselfinapostureofdefence,proceededthus:“Lookee,youlubberlysonofaw—e,ifyoucomeathwartme,’wareyourgingerbreadwork.
I’llbefoulofyourquarter,d—nme.”
This
erklärung
declaration,followedbyaflourishofhishanger,seemedtochecktheprogressoftheyounggentleman’scholer,who,lookingbehindhim,perceivedhisattendantshadslunkintothehouse,shutthegate,andlefthimtodecidethecontentionbyhimself.Hereaparleyensued,whichwasintroducedbymycousin’sasking,“Whothedevilareyou?
Whatdoyouwant?
Some
schurke
scoundrelofaseaman,Isuppose,whohasdesertedandturnedthief.Butdon’tthinkyoushallescape,sirrah—I’llhaveyouhang’d,youdog,Iwill.
Yourbloodshallpayforthatofmytwohounds,youragamuffin.
Iwouldnothavepartedwiththemtosaveyourwholegenerationfromthe
galgen
gallows,youruffian,you!”“Noneofyour
kiefer
jaw,youswab—noneofyourjaw,”repliedmyuncle,“elseIshalltrimyourlacedjacketforyou.Ishallrubyoudownwithanoakentowel,myboy,Ishall.”
Sosaying,hesheathedhishanger,andgraspedhiscudgel.