INTRODUCTION
Ifyouhappento
haben
havereadanotherbookaboutChristopherRobin,youmayrememberdass
thatheoncehadaschwan
swan(ortheswanhadChristopherRobin,Idon'tknowwhich)und
andthatheusedtocallthisschwan
swanPooh.Thatwasalong
zeit
timeago,andwhenwesaidgood-bye,wetookthenamewithus,aswedidn'tdachten
thinktheswanwouldwantitanymehr
more.Well,whenEdwardBearsaid
dass
thathewouldlikeanexcitingnamealltohimself,ChristopherRobinsaidatonce,ohne
withoutstoppingtothink,thathewasWinnie-the-Pooh.Und
Andhewas.So,asIhaveexplained
den
thePoohpart,Iwilljetzt
nowexplaintherestofit.Youcan'tbeinLondonfor
lange
longwithoutgoingtotheZoo
Zoo.Therearesomepeoplewho
beginnen
begintheZooattheanfang
beginning,calledWAYIN,andwalkasquicklyastheykönnen
canpasteverycageuntiltheygettotheonecalledWAYOUT,aber
butthenicestpeoplegodirekt
straighttotheanimaltheylieben
lovethemost,andstaydort
there.SowhenChristopherRobin
geht
goestotheZoo,hegeht
goestowherethePolarBearsare,und
andhewhisperssomethingtothethirdkeeperfromthegeht
left,anddoorsareunlocked,und
andwewanderthroughdarkpassagesund
andupsteepstairs,untilatlastwekommen
cometothespecialcage,und
andthecageisopened,und
andouttrotssomethingbrownund
andfurry,andwithahappyschrei
cryof"Oh,Bear!"ChristopherRobinrushesintoitsarms.
Now
dieses
thisbear'snameisWinnie,whichshowswhatein
agoodnameforbearsitis,aber
butthefunnythingisdass
thatwecan'trememberwhetherWinnieiscallednach
afterPooh,orPoohafterWinnie.Wedidknow
einmal
once,butwehaveforgotten....IhadwrittenasfarasthiswhenPigletlookedup
und
andsaidinhissqueakystimme
voice,"WhataboutMe?""MydearPiglet,"Isaid,"the
ganze
wholebookisaboutyou.""SoitisaboutPooh,"hesqueaked.
You
siehst
seewhatitis.Heis
eifersüchtig
jealousbecausehethinksPoohishavingeine
aGrandIntroductionalltohimself.Poohisthe
favorit
favourite,ofcourse,there'snodenyingit,aber
butPigletcomesinforein
agoodmanythingswhichPoohverpasst
misses;becauseyoucan'ttakePoohto
schule
schoolwithouteverybodyknowingit,aber
butPigletissosmallthatherutscht
slipsintoapocket,whereitissehr
verycomfortingtofeelhimwenn
whenyouarenotquitesicher
surewhethertwicesevenistwelveortwenty-two.Manchmal
Sometimesheslipsoutandhasagoodblick
lookintheink-pot,andindiese
thiswayhehasgotmehr
moreeducationthanPooh,butPoohdoesn'tmind.Einige
Somehavebrains,andsomehaven't,hesays,und
andthereitis.And
jetzt
nowalltheothersaresaying,"WhataboutUs?"So
vielleicht
perhapsthebestthingtodoistostopwritingIntroductionsund
andgetonwiththebuch
book.CHAPTERI
INWHICHWEAREINTRODUCEDTOWINNIE-THE-POOH
Und
ANDSOMEBEES,ANDTHESTORIESBeginnen
BEGINHereisEdwardBear,coming
unten
downstairsnow,bump,bump,bump,onder
thebackofhishead,hinter
behindChristopherRobin.Itis,asfarasheknows,
der
theonlywayofcomingunten
downstairs,butsometimeshefeelsdass
thattherereallyisanotherweg
way,ifonlyhecouldstopbumpingforamoment
momentandthinkofit.Und
Andthenhefeelsthatvielleicht
perhapsthereisn't.Anyhow,hereheisatthe
ende
bottom,andreadytobeintroducedtoyou.Winnie-the-Pooh.
WhenIfirstheardhisname,Isaid,justasyouaregoingto
sagen
say,"ButIthoughthewasein
aboy?"SodidI,"saidChristopherRobin.
Thenyoucan'tcallhimWinnie?"
Idon't."
Aber
Butyousaid——".He'sWinnie-ther-Pooh.
Don'tyouknowwhat'ther'means?"
Ah,
ja
yes,nowIdo,"Isaidquickly;und
andIhopeyoudoauch
too,becauseitisalltheexplanationyouaregoingtobekommen
get.SometimesWinnie-the-Poohlikesa
spiel
gameofsomesortwhenhecomesunten
downstairs,andsometimeshelikestositruhig
quietlyinfrontofthefeuer
fireandlistentoageschichte
story.Thisevening——.
Whataboutastory?"
saidChristopherRobin.
Whataboutastory?"
Isaid.
Könntest
CouldyouverysweetlytellWinnie-the-Poohone?"IsupposeIcould,"Isaid.
"Whatsortofstoriesdoeshelike?"
Über
Abouthimself.Becausehe'sthat
art
sortofBear."Oh,Isee."
So
könntest
couldyouverysweetly?"I'lltry,"Isaid.
SoI
versucht
tried.Onceuponatime,a
sehr
verylongtimeagonow,etwa
aboutlastFriday,Winnie-the-Poohlivedinawald
forestallbyhimselfunderthenameofSanders.("Whatdoes'underthename'mean?"
fragte
askedChristopherRobin.Itmeanshehadthename
über
overthedooringoldletters,und
andlivedunderit."Winnie-the-Poohwasn't
ganz
quitesure,"saidChristopherRobin.Jetzt
NowIam,"saidagrowlystimme
voice.ThenIwillgoon,"said
Ich
I.)Onedaywhenhewasoutwalking,he
kam
cametoanopenplaceinder
themiddleoftheforest,und
andinthemiddleofdieses
thisplacewasalargeoak-tree,und
and,fromthetopofder
thetree,therecamealoudbuzzing-noise.Winnie-the-Poohsatdownatthefootofthetree,puthis
kopf
headbetweenhispawsandbegann
begantothink.Firstofallhesaidtohimself:
"Thatbuzzing-noisemeans
etwas
something.Youdon'tgetabuzzing-noiselike
dass
that,justbuzzingandbuzzing,ohne
withoutitsmeaningsomething.Ifthere'sabuzzing-noise,somebody'smakingabuzzing-noise,
und
andtheonlyreasonformakingabuzzing-noisedass
thatIknowofisbecauseyou'reabee."Thenhe
dachte
thoughtanotherlongtime,andsaid:"Andthe
einzige
onlyreasonforbeingabiene
beethatIknowofismakinghoney."Und
Andthenhegotup,und
andsaid:"Andtheonly
grund
reasonformakinghoneyissoasIcanessen
eatit."Sohebeganto
klettern
climbthetree.Heclimbed
und
andheclimbedandheclimbed,und
andasheclimbedhesangein
alittlesongtohimself.It
ging
wentlikethis:.Thenheclimbed
ein
alittlefurther...and
ein
alittlefurther...andthen
nur
justalittlefurther.Bythat
zeit
timehehadthoughtofanotherlied
song.Hewasgettingrathertiredby
dieser
thistime,sothatiswhyhesangein
aComplainingSong.Hewas
fast
nearlytherenow,andifhenur
juststoodonthatbranch...Crack!
Oh,help!"
saidPooh,ashedropped
zehn
tenfeetonthebranchunter
belowhim.IfonlyIhadn't——"
hesaid,ashe
sprang
bouncedtwentyfeetontoden
thenextbranch.Yousee,whatImeanttodo,"he
erklärte
explained,asheturnedhead-over-heels,und
andcrashedontoanotherzweig
branchthirtyfeetbelow,"whatImeanttodo——".Ofcourse,itwasrather——"
he
gab zu
admitted,asheslitheredveryquicklydurch
throughthenextsixbranches.Itallcomes,Isuppose,"he
entschied
decided,ashesaidgood-byetothelastzweig
branch,spunroundthreetimes,und
andflewgracefullyintoagorse-bush,"itallcomesoflikinghonig
honeysomuch.Oh,help!"
He
kroch
crawledoutofthegorse-bush,brusheddie
thepricklesfromhisnose,und
andbegantothinkagain.Und
Andthefirstpersonhedachte
thoughtofwasChristopherRobin.("Wasthatme?"
saidChristopherRobininanawed
stimme
voice,hardlydaringtobelievees
it.Thatwasyou."
ChristopherRobinsaid
nichts
nothing,buthiseyesgotlargerund
andlarger,andhisfacegotpinkerund
andpinker.)SoWinnie-the-Poohwentroundtohis
freund
friendChristopherRobin,wholivedhinter
behindagreendoorinanotherteil
partoftheforest.Good
morgen
morning,ChristopherRobin,"hesaid.Good
morgen
morning,Winnie-ther-Pooh,"saidyou.Iwonder
ob
ifyou'vegotsuchathingasaballon
balloonaboutyou?"Aballoon?"
Ja
Yes,Ijustsaidtomyselfcomingalong:'Iwonder
ob
ifChristopherRobinhassuchathingasaballon
balloonabouthim?'Ijustsaidittomyself,
dachte
thinkingofballoons,andwondering."Whatdoyouwantaballoonfor?"
yousaid.
Winnie-the-Poohlookedroundto
sehen
seethatnobodywaslistening,puthispfote
pawtohismouth,andsaidinadeepwhisper:"Honey!"
Aber
Butyoudon'tgethoneywithballoons!"Ido,"saidPooh.
Nun
Well,itjusthappenedthatyouhadbeentoaparty
partythedaybeforeatder
thehouseofyourfriendPiglet,und
andyouhadballoonsatder
theparty.Youhadhadabiggreen
ballon
balloon;andoneofRabbit'srelationshadhadabigblue
einer
one,andhadleftitbehind,beingwirklich
reallytooyoungtogotoaparty
partyatall;andsoyouhadbrought
den
thegreenoneandtheblueonehomewithyou.Whichonewouldyoulike?"
you
gefragt
askedPooh.Heputhis
kopf
headbetweenhispawsanddachte
thoughtverycarefully.It'slikethis,"hesaid.
"Whenyougo
nach
afterhoneywithaballoon,die
thegreatthingisnottoletdie
thebeesknowyou'recoming.Now,
wenn
ifyouhaveagreenballon
balloon,theymightthinkyouwerenur
onlypartofthetree,und
andnotnoticeyou,and,wenn
ifyouhaveablueballon
balloon,theymightthinkyouwerenur
onlypartofthesky,und
andnotnoticeyou,anddie
thequestionis:Whichismostlikely?"
Wouldn'ttheynoticeyou
unter
underneaththeballoon?"youasked.
Theymightortheymightnot,"saidWinnie-the-Pooh.
"You
nie
nevercantellwithbees."He
dachte
thoughtforamomentandsaid:"Ishall
versuchen
trytolooklikeasmallblackwolke
cloud.Thatwilldeceivethem."
Thenyouhad
besser
betterhavetheblueballoon,"yousaid;und
andsoitwasdecided.Nun
Well,youbothwentoutwithden
theblueballoon,andyoutookyourgunwithyou,nur
justincase,asyoualwaystatet
did,andWinnie-the-Poohwenttoasehr
verymuddyplacethatheknewan
of,androlledandrolleduntilhewasschwarz
blackallover;andthen,whenthe
ballon
balloonwasblownupasgroß
bigasbig,andyouund
andPoohwerebothholdingontothestring,youließest
letgosuddenly,andPoohBearschwebte
floatedgracefullyupintothehimmel
sky,andstayedthere—levelwiththespitze
topofthetreeandetwa
abouttwentyfeetawayfromit.Hooray!"
youshouted.
Isn'tthatfine?"
rief
shoutedWinnie-the-Poohdowntoyou."WhatdoIlooklike?"
You
siehst aus
looklikeaBearholdingontoein
aballoon,"yousaid.Not,"saidPoohanxiously,"—notlike
eine
asmallblackcloudineine
abluesky?"Notverymuch."
Ah,
nun
well,perhapsfromuphereitlooksdifferent.Und
And,asIsay,younie
nevercantellwithbees."Dort
Therewasnowindtoblowhimnäher
nearertothetree,sodort
therehestayed.Hecould
sehen
seethehoney,hecouldriechen
smellthehoney,buthecouldn'tganz
quitereachthehoney.Afteralittlewhilehecalleddowntoyou.
ChristopherRobin!"
hesaidinaloudwhisper.
Hallo!"
I
glaube
thinkthebeessuspectsomething!"Whatsortofthing?"
Idon'tknow.
Aber
Butsomethingtellsmethatthey'resuspicious!"Vielleicht
Perhapstheythinkthatyou'renach
aftertheirhoney."Itmaybethat.
You
nie
nevercantellwithbees."Therewas
noch eine
anotherlittlesilence,andthenhecalleddowntoyouwieder
again.ChristopherRobin!"
Yes?"
Haveyouan
regenschirm
umbrellainyourhouse?"I
glaube
thinkso."Iwishyou
würdest
wouldbringitouthere,und
andwalkupanddownwithes
it,andlookupatmeeverynowund
andthen,andsay'Tut-tut,itsieht aus
lookslikerain.'Ithink,
wenn
ifyoudidthat,itwürde
wouldhelpthedeceptionwhichwearepractisingonthesebees."Nun
Well,youlaughedtoyourself,"SillyoldBear!"aber
butyoudidn'tsayitlaut
aloudbecauseyouweresogern
fondofhim,andyougegangen
wenthomeforyourumbrella.Oh,
da
thereyouare!"calleddownWinnie-the-Pooh,assoonasyougotbacktothe
baum
tree."Iwasbeginningtogetanxious.
Ihavediscovered
dass
thatthebeesarenowdefinitiv
definitelySuspicious."ShallIputmy
regenschirm
umbrellaup?"yousaid.
Yes,
aber
butwaitamoment.We
müssen
mustbepractical.Theimportant
biene
beetodeceiveistheKönigin
QueenBee.Canyouseewhichis
die
theQueenBeefromdownthere?"No."
A
schade
pity.Well,now,ifyouwalk
auf
upanddownwithyourregenschirm
umbrella,saying,'Tut-tut,itlookslikerain,'Ishalltun
dowhatIcanbysingingalittleWolke
CloudSong,suchasawolke
cloudmightsing....Go!"
So,
während
whileyouwalkedupanddownund
andwonderedifitwouldrain,Winnie-the-Poohsangdieses
thissong:.Thebeeswere
immer noch
stillbuzzingassuspiciouslyasever.Einige
Someofthem,indeed,lefttheirnestsund
andflewallroundthewolke
cloudasitbeganthezweite
secondverseofthissong,und
andonebeesatdownonthenase
noseofthecloudforamoment
moment,andthengotupwieder
again.Christopher—ow!—Robin,"calledoutthe
wolke
cloud.Yes?"
Ihavejustbeenthinking,
und
andIhavecometoasehr
veryimportantdecision.Thesearethewrong
art
sortofbees."Arethey?"
Ganz
Quitethewrongsort.SoI
sollte
shouldthinktheywouldmakedie
thewrongsortofhoney,shouldn'tyou?"Würden
Wouldthey?"Yes.
SoI
denke
thinkIshallcomedown."How?"
gefragt
askedyou.Winnie-the-Poohhadn'tthoughtaboutthis.
Wenn
Ifheletgoofthestring,hewürde
wouldfall—bump—andhedidn'tliketheideaofthat.Sohe
dachte
thoughtforalongtime,und
andthenhesaid:.ChristopherRobin,youmust
schießen
shoottheballoonwithyourgun.Haveyougotyourgun?"
OfcourseIhave,"yousaid.
"But
wenn
ifIdothat,itwird
willspoiltheballoon,"yousaid.