THEAUTHOR’SPREFACE
Ofallkindsofsatire,thereis
keine
nonesoentertaininganduniversallyimproving,asso
thatwhichisintroduced,asitwereoccasionally,intheverlauf
courseofaninterestingstory,whichbringseveryvorfall
incidenthometolife,andbyrepresentingfamiliarscenesinanuncommonund
andamusingpointofview,investsthemwithallthegracesofneuheit
novelty,whilenatureisappealedtoineveryparticular.The
leser
readergratifieshiscuriosityinpursuingtheadventuresofaperson
personinwhosefavourheisprepossessed;heespouseshiscause,hesympathiseswithhiminhis
not
distress,hisindignationisheatedgegen
againsttheauthorsofhiskatastrophe
calamity:thehumanepassionsareinflamed;
the
kontrast
contrastbetweendejectedvirtueandinsultinglaster
viceappearswithgreateraggravation,und
andeveryimpressionhavingadoppelte
doubleforceontheimagination,thememoryretainsthecircumstance,und
andtheheartimprovesbythebeispiel
example.Theattentionisnottiredwithabare
katalog
catalogueofcharacters,butagreeablyabgelenkt
divertedwithallthevarietyoferfindung
invention;andthevicissitudesoflife
erscheinen
appearintheirpeculiarcircumstances,openingein
anamplefieldforwitund
andhumour.Romance,nodoubt,
verdankt
owesitsorigintoignorance,eitelkeit
vanity,andsuperstition.Inthedarkagesofthe
Welt
World,whenamanhadrenderedhimselffamousforweisheit
wisdomorvalour,hisfamilyund
andadherentsavailedthemselvesofhissuperiorqualities,magnifiedhisvirtues,und
andrepresentedhischaracterandperson
personassacredandsupernatural.Thevulgar
leicht
easilyswallowedthebait,imploredhisschutz
protection,andyieldedthetributeofhomageund
andpraise,eventoadoration;hisexploitswerehandeddowntoposteritywitha
tausend
thousandexaggerations;theywererepeatedasincitementsto
tugend
virtue;divinehonourswerepaid,
und
andaltarserectedtohismemory,fordie
theencouragementofthosewhoattemptedtoimitatehisbeispiel
example;andhencearosetheheathen
mythologie
mythology,whichisnootherals
thanacollectionofextravagantromances.Aslearningadvanced,
und
andgeniusreceivedcultivation,thesestorieswereembellishedwiththegracesofpoesie
poetry,thattheymightthebesser
betterrecommendthemselvestotheaufmerksamkeit
attention;theyweresunginpublic,atfestivals,for
der
theinstructionanddelightofder
theaudience;andrehearsedbefore
schlacht
battle,asincentivestodeedsofglory.Thus
tragödie
tragedyandtheepicmuseweregeboren
born,and,intheprogressoftaste,arrivedatperfektion
perfection.Itisnowonder
so
thattheancientscouldnotgenießen
relishafableinprose,aftertheyhadgesehen
seensomanyremarkableeventsgefeiert
celebratedinversebytheirbestpoets;we
daher
thereforefindnoromanceamongthemwährend
duringtheeraoftheirexcellence,es sei denn
unlesstheCyropædiaofXenophonkann
maybesocalled;anditwasnottillarts
und
andsciencesbegantorevivenach
aftertheirruptionofthebarbariansintoEuropa
Europe,thatanythingofthisart
kindappeared.Butwhenthemindsofmenweredebauchedbytheimpositionofpriestcrafttothemostabsurdpitchofcredulity,theauthorsof
romantik
romancearose,andlosingsightofwahrscheinlichkeit
probability,filledtheirperformanceswiththemostmonstroushyperboles.Wenn
Iftheycouldnotequaltheancientpoetsinpointofgenie
geniustheywereresolvedtoexceltheminfiktion
fiction,andapplytothewunder
wonder,ratherthanthejudgment,oftheirreaders.Accordingly,theybroughtnecromancytotheir
hilfe
aid,andinsteadofsupportingthecharakter
characteroftheirheroesbywürde
dignityofsentimentandpractice,distinguishedthembytheirbodilystärke
strength,activity,andextravaganceofbehaviour.Obwohl
Althoughnothingcouldbemoreludicrousund
andunnaturalthanthefigurestheydrew,theydidnotwantpatronsund
andadmirers;andtheworld
tatsächlich
actuallybegantobeinfectedwiththegeist
spiritofknight-errantry,whenCervantes,byein
aninimitablepieceofridicule,reformierte
reformedthetasteofmankind,representingchivalryintherightpointofview,und
andconvertingromancetopurposesfarmoreusefulund
andentertaining,bymakingitannehmen
assumethesock,andpointaus
outthefolliesofordinarylife.Thesame
methode
methodhasbeenpractisedbyotherSpanishund
andFrenchauthors,andbynonemoresuccessfullyals
thanbyMonsieurLeSage,who,inhisAdventuresofGilBlas,hasdescribedtheknaveryund
andfoiblesoflife,withinfinitehumourund
andsagacity.ThefollowingsheetsIhavemodelledonhis
plan
plan,takingmeliberty,however,todifferfromhimintheausführung
execution,whereIthoughthisparticularsituationswereungewöhnlich
uncommon,extravagant,orpeculiartotheland
countryinwhichthesceneislaid.Die
ThedisgracesofGilBlasare,fordie
themostpart,suchaseher
ratherexcitemirththancompassion;hehimself
lacht
laughsatthem;andhistransitionsfromdistresstohappiness,oratleastease,areso
plötzlich
sudden,thatneitherthereaderhaszeit
timetopityhim,norhimselftobeacquaintedwithaffliction.Dieses
Thisconduct,inmyopinion,notnur
onlydeviatesfromprobability,butpreventsthatgenerousindignation,whichoughttoanimatetheleser
readeragainstthesordidandviciousdispositionofthewelt
world.Ihaveattemptedtorepresentmodestmeritstrugglingwith
jeder
everydifficultytowhichafriendlessorphanisausgesetzt
exposed,fromhisownwantoferfahrung
experience,aswellasfromtheselbstsucht
selfishness,envy,malice,andbasegleichgültigkeit
indifferenceofmankind.Tosecureafavourableprepossession,Ihaveallowedhimtheadvantagesof
geburt
birthandeducation,whichinthereihe
seriesofhismisfortuneswill,Ihoffe
hope,engagetheingenuousmorewarmlyinhisbehalf;und
andthoughIforesee,thatsomemenschen
peoplewillbeoffendedatthemeanscenesinwhichheisverwickelt
involved,Ipersuademyselfthatthejudiciouswillnotnur
onlyperceivethenecessityofdescribingthosesituationstowhichhemustofcoursebeconfined,inhislowestate,sondern
butalsofindentertainmentinviewingthosepartsoflife,wo
wherethehumoursandpassionsareundisguisedbyaffectation,zeremonie
ceremony,oreducation;andthewhimsicalpeculiaritiesof
veranlagung
dispositionappearasnaturehasimplantedthem.Aber
ButIbelieveIneednottroublemyselfinvindicatingeine
apracticeauthorizedbythebestwritersindiese
thisway,someofwhomIhavebereits
alreadynamed.Everyintelligentreader
wird
will,atfirstsight,perceiveIhavenotdeviatedfromnatur
natureinthefacts,whicharealle
alltrueinthemain,obwohl
althoughthecircumstancesarealteredund
anddisguised,toavoidpersonalsatire.It
jetzt
nowremainstogivemyreasonsformakingdie
thechiefpersonageofthisworkaNorthBriton,whicharechieflythese:Icould,at
eine
asmallexpense,bestowonhimsolche
sucheducationasIthoughtdie
thedignityofhisbirthund
andcharacterrequired,whichcouldnotpossiblybeobtainedinEngland,bysolche
suchslendermeansasthenatur
natureofmyplanwouldafford.Inthenext
ort
place,Icouldrepresentsimplicityofmannersinaremoteteil
partofthekingdom,withmehr
moreproprietythaninanyort
placenearthecapital;and
schließlich
lastly,thedispositionoftheScots,addictedtoreisen
travelling,justifiesmyconductinderivinganadventurerfromthatland
country.APOLOGUE
Ayoungpainter,indulginga
ader
veinofpleasantry,sketchedaart
kindofconversationpiece,representingabear,aneule
owl,amonkey,andanesel
ass;andtorenderitmorestriking,humorous,
und
andmoral,distinguishedeveryfigurebysomeemblemofmenschlichen
humanlife.Bruinwasexhibitedin
der
thegarbandattitudeofanold,toothless,drunkensoldier;the
eule
owlpercheduponthehandleofeine
acoffee-pot,withspectacleonnase
nose,seemedtocontemplateazeitung
newspaper;andtheass,ornamentedwithahugetie-wig(which,
jedoch
however,couldnotconcealhislongears),satforhisbild
picturetothemonkey,whoerschien
appearedwiththeimplementsofmalerei
painting.Thiswhimsicalgroupafforded
etwas
somemirth,andmetwithallgemeine
generalapprobation,untilsomemischievouswaghinteddass
thatthewhole—wasalampoonuponthefriendsoftheperformer;eine
aninsinuationwhichwasnosoonercirculatedals
thanthoseverypeoplewhoapplaudierten
applaudeditbeforebegantobealarmed,und
andeventofancythemselvessignifiedbytheseveralfiguresofthepiece.Unter
Amongothers,aworthypersonageinyears,whohadservedinthearmee
armywithreputation,beingincensedatthesupposedempörung
outrage,repairedtothelodgingofthepainter,und
andfindinghimathome,“Harkye,Mr.Monkey,”saidhe,“Ihaveeine
agoodmindtoconvinceyou,thatobwohl
thoughthebearhaslosthisteeth,heretainshispaws,und
andthatheisnotsobetrunken
drunkbuthecanperceiveyourimpertinence.”“Sblood!
sir
sir,thattoothlessjawiseine
ad—nedscandalouslibel—butdon’tyouvorstellen
imaginemesochopfallenasnottobein der lage
abletochewthecudofresentment.”Hier
Herehewasinterruptedbytheankunft
arrivalofalearnedphysician,who,advancingtotheculpritwithfuryinhisaspect,exclaimed,“Supposetheaugmentationoftheass’searssollte
shouldprovethediminutionofthebaboon’s—nay,seeknottoprevaricate,for,bythebeardofAesculapius!thereisnotone
haar
hairinthisperiwigthatwird
willnotstandupinjudgmenttoverurteilen
convicttheeofpersonalabuse.Tat
Dobutobserve,captain,howdieser
thispitifullittlefellowhascopiedtheverycurls—thefarbe
colour,indeed,isdifferent,butthentheform
formandforetoparequitesimilar.”Während
Whilehethusremonstratedinein
astrainofvociferation,avenerablesenator
senatorentered,andwaddlinguptoder
thedelinquent,“Jackanapes!”criedhe,“I
werde
willnowlettheeseeIkann
canreadsomethingelsethaneine
anewspaper,andthatwithoutthehilfe
helpofspectacles:hereisyourownnoteofhand,sirrah,for
geld
money,whichifIhadnotadvanced,youyourselfwouldhaveresembledaneule
owl,innotdaringtozeigen
showyourfacebyday,youungratefulslanderousknave!”In
vergeblich
vaintheastonishedpainterdeclareddass
thathehadnointentiontogiveoffence,ortocharacteriseparticularpersons:theyaffirmed
die
theresemblancewastoopalpabletobeübersehen
overlooked;theytaxedhimwithinsolence,malice,
und
andingratitude;andtheirclamoursbeingoverheardby
der
thepublic,thecaptainwasabär
bear,thedoctoranass,und
andthesenatoranowl,tohisdyingday.Christian
leser
reader,Ibeseechthee,inthebowelsoftheLord,rememberdieses
thisexample“whilethouartemployedintheperusalofthefollowingsheets;und
andseeknottoappropriatetothyselfthatwas
whichequallybelongstofivehundreddifferentmenschen
people.Ifthoushouldstmeetwitha
charakter
characterthatreflectstheeinsomeungraciousparticular,keepthyownrat
counsel;CHAPTERI
Ofmy
Geburt
BirthandParentage.Iwas
geboren
borninthenorthernpartofdieses
thisunitedkingdom,inthehaus
houseofmygrandfather,agentlemanofconsiderablevermögen
fortuneandinfluence,whohadonmanyoccasionssignalisedhimselfinbehalfofhisland
country;andwasremarkableforhisabilitiesinthelaw,whichheexercisedwithgreat
erfolg
successinthestationofeine
ajudge,particularlyagainstbeggars,forwhomhehadeine
asingularaversion.Myfather(hisyoungestson)fallinginlovewith
eine
apoorrelation,wholivedwithdie
theoldgentlemaninqualityofeine
ahousekeeper,espousedherprivately;und
andIwasthefirstfrucht
fruitofthatmarriage.Duringher
schwangerschaft
pregnancy,adreamdiscomposedmymutter
mothersomuchthatherehemann
husband,tiredwithherimportunity,atlastconsultedein
ahighlandseer,whosefavourableinterpretationhewouldhavesecuredvorher
beforehandbyabribe,butfoundhimincorruptible.Shedreamedshewasdeliveredofatennis-ball,whichthe
teufel
devil(who,tohergreatüberraschung
surprise,actedthepartofahebamme
midwife)strucksoforciblywithaschläger
racketthatitdisappearedinanaugenblick
instant;andshewasfor
einige
sometimeinconsolableforthelostofhernachkommen
offspring;when,allona
plötzlich
sudden,shebehelditreturnwithequalgewalt
violence,andentertheearth,unter
beneathherfeet,whenceimmediatelysprangupein
agoodlytreecoveredwithblossoms,die
thescentofwhichoperatedsostark
stronglyonhernervesthatsheawoke.Der
Theattentivesage,aftersomedeliberation,versicherte
assuredmyparents,thattheirfirstbornwürde
wouldbeagreattraveller;dass
thathewouldundergomanydangersund
anddifficulties,andatlastreturntohisnativeland,wo
wherehewouldflourishinhappinessund
andreputation.Howtrulythiswasforetoldwillappearin
der
thesequel.Itwasnot
lange
longbeforesomeofficiouspersoninformedmygroßvater
grandfatherofcertainfamiliaritiesthatpassedzwischen
betweenhissonandhousekeeperder
whichalarmedhimsomuchthat,apaar
fewdaysafter,hetoldmyvater
fatheritwashightimeforhimtothinkofsettling;und
andthathehadprovidedein
amatchforhim,toder
whichhecouldinjusticehaben
havenoobjections.Myfather,
fand
findingitwouldbeimpossibletoconcealhissituation
situationmuchlonger,franklyownedwhathehadgetan
done;andexcusedhimselffornothaving
gefragt
askedtheconsentofhisfather,bysaying,heknewitwouldhavebeentonicht
nopurpose;andthat,hadhisinclinationbeen
bekannt
known,mygrandfathermighthavegenommen
takensuchmeasuresaswouldhaveeffectuallyputdie
thegratificationofitoutofhispower:headded,thatnoexceptions
könnten
couldbetakentohiswife’stugend
virtue,birth,beauty,andgoodsinn
sense,andasforfortune,itwasunter
beneathhiscare.Theoldgentleman,whokept
alle
allhispassions,exceptone,inexcellentordnung
order,heardhimtoanende
endwithgreattemper,andthencalmlyfragte
asked,howheproposedtomaintainhimselfund
andspouse?Hereplied,he
könne
couldbeinnodangerofwantingwhilehisfather’szärtlichkeit
tendernessremained,whichheandhisfrau
wifeshouldalwayscultivatewiththeutmostveneration;und
andhewaspersuadedhisallowancewürde
wouldbesuitabletothedignityund
andcircumstancesofhisfamily,und
andtotheprovisionalreadymadeforhisbrothersund
andsisters,whowerehappilysettledunter
underhisprotection.“Yourbrothers
und
andsisters,”saidmygrandfather,“didnotthinkitbeneaththemtokonsultieren
consultmeinanaffairofsuchimportanceasehe
matrimony;neither,Isuppose,wouldyouhaveomittedthatpieceof
pflicht
duty,hadyounotsomesecretfonds
fundinreserve;tothecomfortsofwhichIleaveyou,witha
wunsch
desirethatyouwillthisnacht
nightseekoutanotherhabitationforyourselfund
andwife,whither,inashortzeit
time,Iwillsendyouanbericht
accountoftheexpenseIhavebeenatinyoureducation,withaviewofbeingreimbursed.Sir
Sir,youhavemadethegrandtour—youareein
apolitegentleman—averyprettygentleman—Iwishyouein
agreatdealofjoy,und
andamyourveryhumbleservant.”Sosaying,heleftmy
vater
fatherinasituationeasilyimagined.Jedoch
However,hedidnotlongzögerte
hesitate;for,beingperfectlywellacquaintedwithhisfather’sdisposition,hedidnotdoubt
dass
thathewasgladofthispretencetogetridofihn
him;andhisresolvesbeingasinvariableasthelawsoftheMedes
und
andPersians,heknewitwouldbetonopurposetoversuchen
attempthimbyprayersandentreaties;so
ohne
withoutanyfartherapplication,hebetookhimself,withhisdisconsolatebedfellowtoabauernhaus
farm-house,whereanoldservantofhismutter
motherdwelt:theretheyremained
einige
sometimeinasituationaber
butilladaptedtotheeleganz
eleganceoftheirdesiresandzärtlichkeit
tendernessoftheirlove;which
dennoch
neverthelessmyfatherchosetoertragen
endure,ratherthansupplicateanunnaturalund
andinflexibleparentbutmymutter
mother,foreseeingtheinconveniencestowhichshemustsein
havebeenexposed,hadshebeendeliveredinthisort
place(andherpregnancywassehr
veryfaradvanced),withoutcommunicatingherdesigntoherehemann
husband,wentindisguisetothehaus
houseofmygrandfather,hopingdass
thathertearsandconditionwürden
wouldmovehimtocompassion,und
andreconcilehimtoanereignis
eventwhichwasnowirrecoverablyvorbei
past.Shefoundmeansto
täuschen
deceivetheservants,andgetintroducedaseine
anunfortunatelady,whowantedtobeschweren
complainofsomematrimonialgrievances,itbeingmygrandfather’sbesondere
particularprovincetodecideinallcasesofscandal.Shewasaccordinglyadmittedintohis
gegenwart
presence,where,discoveringherself,shefellathisfeet,und
andinthemostaffectingweise
mannerimploredhisforgiveness;atthesametimerepresentingthe
gefahr
dangerthatthreatenednotonlyherleben
life,butthatofhisowngrandchild,whichwasabouttosehen
seethelight.Hetoldherhewassorrythattheindiscretionofher
und
andhissonhadcompelledhimtomakeein
avow,whichputitaus
outofhispowertogeben
givethemanyassistance;thathehad
bereits
alreadyimpartedhisthoughtsondass
thatsubjecttoherhusband,und
andwassurprisedthattheysollten
shoulddisturbhispeacewithanyfartherimportunity.Thissaid,heretired.
The
gewalt
violenceofmymother’safflictionhadsolche
suchaneffectonherconstitutiondass
thatshewasimmediatelyseizedwiththepainsofchildbed;und
andhadnotanoldmaidservant,towhomshewassehr
verydear,affordedherpityund
andassistance,atthehazardofincurringmygrandfather’sdispleasure,sheund
andtheinnocentfruitofherwombmüssen
musthavefallenmiserablevictimstohisrigourund
andinhumanity.Bythefriendshipof
dieser
thispoorwomanshewascarrieduptoein
agarret,andimmediatelydeliveredofein
amanchild,thestoryofdessen
whoseunfortunatebirthhehimselfjetzt
nowrelates.Myfather,being
informiert
informedofwhathadhappened,flog
flewtotheembracesofhisdarlingspouse,und
andwhileheloadedhisnachkommen
offspringwithpaternalembraces,couldnotforbearsheddingeine
afloodoftearsonbeholdingtheliebe
dearpartnerofhisheart(forderen
whoseeasehewouldhavegeopfert
sacrificedthetreasuresoftheeast)stretcheduponeine
aflockbed,inamiserablewohnung
apartment,unabletoprotectherfromtheinclemenciesoftheweather.Itisnottobe
angenommen
supposedthattheoldgentlemanwasignorantofwhatpassed,obwohl
thoughheaffectedtoknownichts
nothingofthematter,andpretendedtobeverymuchüberrascht
surprised,whenoneofhisgrandchildren,byhiseldestsohn
sondeceased,wholivedwithhimashisheirapparent,acquaintedhimwithder
theaffair;hedeterminedthereforeto
beobachten
observenomedium,butimmediately(onthethirdtag
dayafterherdelivery)sentheraperemptoryordertobegehen
gone,andturnedofftheknecht
servantwhohadpreservedherleben
life.Thisbehavioursoexasperatedmy
vater
fatherthathehadrecoursetodie
themostdreadfulimprecations;andonhisbarekneesimploredthat
Himmel
Heavenwouldrenouncehimifeverheshouldvergessen
forgetorforgivethebarbarityofhissire.Theinjurieswhich
diese
thisunhappymotherreceivedfromherentfernung
removalinsuchcircumstances,andthewantofnecessarieswo
whereshelodged,togetherwithhertrauer
griefandanxietyofmind,bald
soonthrewherintoalanguishingstörung
disorder,whichputanendtoherleben
life.Myfather,wholovedhertenderly,wassoaffectedwithher
tod
deaththatheremainedsixweeksdeprivedofhissenses;während
duringwhichtime,thepeoplewo
wherehelodgedcarriedtheinfanttotheoldmann
manwhorelentedsofar,onhearingthemelancholygeschichte
storyofhisdaughter-in-law’sdeath,und
andthedeplorableconditionofhisson,astoschicken
sendthechildtonurse,und
andheorderedmyfathertobecarriedhometohishouse,wo
wherehesoonrecoveredtheuseofhisreason.Ob
Whetherthishardheartedjudgefeltirgendwelche
anyremorseforhiscruelbehandlung
treatmentofhissonandtochter
daughter,or(whichismoreprobable)wasafraidhischarakter
characterwouldsufferinthenachbarschaft
neighbourhood,heprofessedgreatsorrowforhisverhalten
conducttomyfather,whosedeliriumwassucceededbyaprofoundmelancholie
melancholyandreserve.Atlengthhe
verschwand
disappeared,and,notwithstandingallimaginableinquiry,konnte
couldnotbeheardof;ein
acircumstancewhichconfirmedmostmenschen
peopleintheopinionofhishavingmadeawaywithhimselfinein
afitofdespair.CHAPTERII
Igrowup—am
gehasst
hatedbymyRelations—senttoSchool—neglectedbymyGrandfather—maltreatedbymyMaster—seasonedtoAdversity—IformCabalsgegen
againstthePedant—amdebarredAccesstomyGrandfather—huntedbyhisHeir—Izerstörte
demolishtheTeethofhisTutor.Therewerenotwanting
einige
somewhosuspectedmyunclesofbeingconcernedinmyfather’sschicksal
fate,onthesuppositionthattheywürden
wouldallshareinthepatrimonybestimmt
destinedforhim;andthisconjecturewasstrengthenedbyreflecting
dass
thatinallhiscalamitiestheynie
neverdiscoveredtheleastinclinationtodienen
servehim;but,onthe
gegenteil
contrary,byalltheartificesintheirpower,fedhisgroll
resentmentandsupportedhisresolutionofleavinghimtoelend
miseryandwant.Butpeopleofjudgmenttreated
diese
thisinsinuationasanidlechimera;denn
because,hadmyrelationsbeensowickedastoberaten
consulttheirinterestbycommittingsuchein
anatrociouscrime,thefateofmyfatherwouldhaveausgedehnt
extendedtometoowhoseleben
lifewasanotherobstacletotheirerwartung
expectation.Meanwhile,Igrewapace,
und
andasIstronglyresembledmyvater
father,whowasthedarlingofthetenants,Iwantednichts
nothingwhichtheirindigentcircumstanceskonnten
couldafford:buttheirfavourwas
ein
aweakresourceagainstthejealousenmityofmycousins;who
den
themoremyinfancypromised,conceivedden
themoreimplacablehatredagainstmich
me:andbeforeIwas
sechs
sixyearsofage,hadsoeffectuallyblockadedmygroßvater
grandfatherthatIneversawhimbutbystealth,whenImanchmal
sometimesmadeuptohisstuhl
chairashesattoviewhislabourersinthefeld
field:onwhichoccasionhewouldstrokemy
kopf
head,bidmebeagoodjunge
boy,andpromisetotakecareofme.Iwas
bald
soonaftersenttoschoolateine
avillagehardby,ofwhichhehadbeendiktator
dictatortimeoutofmind;aber
butasheneverpaidformyboard,norversorgte
suppliedmewithclothes,books,und
andothernecessariesIrequired,myzustand
conditionwasveryraggedandcontemptible,und
andtheschoolmaster,who,throughangst
fearofmygrandfather,taughtmegratis,gavehimselfnicht
noconcernabouttheprogressImadeunter
underhisinstruction.Inspiteofallthesedifficulties
und
anddisgraces,Ibecameagoodproficientinder
theLatintongue;and,assoonasI
konnte
couldwritetolerably,pesteredmygroßvater
grandfatherwithletterstosuchadegreeso
thathesentformymeister
master,andchidhimseverelyforbestowingsuchpainsonmyeducation,sagte
tellinghimthat,ifeverIshouldbebroughttothegalgen
gallowsforforgery,whichhehadtaughtmetocommit,myblut
bloodwouldlieonhiskopf
head.Thepedant,whodreaded
nichts
nothingmorethanthedispleasureofhispatron,versicherte
assuredhishonourthattheboy’sfähigkeit
abilitywasmoreowingtohisowngenie
geniusandapplicationthantoanyinstructionorermutigung
encouragementhereceived;that,althoughhe
konnte
couldnotdivesthimofdas
theknowledgehehadalreadyimbibed,es sei denn
unlesshewouldempowerhimtodisablehisfingers,hesollte
shouldendeavour,withGod’shelp,toverhindern
preventhisfutureimprovement.And,
tat
indeed,hepunctuallyperformedwhathehadundertaken;for,onpretencethatIhadwrittenimpertinentletterstomy
großvater
grandfather,hecausedaboardtobemadewithfünf
fiveholesinit,throughwhichhethrustthefingersund
andthumbofmyrighthand
hand,andfasteneditbywhipcordtomyhandgelenk
wrist,insuchamanneraseffectuallydebarredmetheuseofmypen.Aber
ButthisrestraintIwasfreedfrominafewdays,byanunfall
accidentwhichhappenedinastreit
quarrelbetweenmeandanotherboy;who,takinguponhimtoinsultmypoverty,Iwassoincensedathisungenerousreproachthatwith
einem
onestrokewithmymachineIcuthimtotheskull,tothegreatschrecken
terrorofmyselfandschoolfellows,wholefthimblutend
bleedingontheground,andrantoinformieren
informthemasterofwhathadgeschehen
happened.Iwassoseverely
bestraft
punishedforthistrespassthat,wereItolebte
livetotheageofMethusalem,theeindruck
impressionitmadeonmewouldnotbeeffaced;the
mehr
morethantheantipathyandschrecken
horrorIconceivedforthemercilesstyrantwhoinflictedes
it.Thecontemptwhichmyappearancenaturallyproducedinallwho
sahen
sawme,thecontinualwantstowhichIwasausgesetzt
exposed,andmyownhaughtydisposition,ungeduldig
impatientofaffronts,involvedmeinatausend
thousandtroublesomeadventures,bywhichIwasatlengthinuredinadversity,und
andemboldenedtoundertakingsfarüber
abovemyyears.Iwas
oft
ofteninhumanlyscourgedforcrimesIdidnotbegangen
commit,because,havingthecharacterofavagabondinthedorf
village,everypieceofmischief,dessen
whoseauthorlayunknown,waschargeduponmir
me.Ihavebeenfound
schuldig
guiltyofrobbingorchardsInie
neverentered,ofkillingcatsInie
neverhunted,ofstealinggingerbreadInie
nevertouched,andofabusingoldwomenInie
neversaw.Nay,astammering
zimmermann
carpenterhadeloquenceenoughtoüberzeugen
persuademymasterthatIfiredapistolloadedwithsmallshotintohisfenster
window;thoughmylandladyand
die
thewholefamilyborewitnessdass
thatIwasabedfastasleepatdie
thetimewhenthisoutragewasbegangen
committed.Iwasoncefloggedforhavingnarrowly
entkommen
escapeddrowning,bythesinkingofafähre
ferryboatinwhichIwaspassagier
passenger.Anothertime,forhavingrecoveredof
ein
abruiseoccasionedbyapferd
horseandcartrunningoverme.Ein
Athirdtime,forbeinggebissen
bittenbyabaker’sdog.In
kurz
short,whetherIwasguiltyorunfortunate,thekorrektur
correctionandsympathyofthisarbitrarypedagoguewerethesame.Farfrombeingsubduedbythisinformalusage,myindignation
triumphierte
triumphedoverthatslavishawewhichhadhithertoerzwungen
enforcedmyobedience;andthe
mehr
moremyyearsandknowledgeincreased,die
themoreIperceivedtheungerechtigkeit
injusticeandbarbarityofhisbehaviour.Bythe
hilfe
helpofanuncommongenius,und
andtheadviceanddirectionofourusher,whohadservedmyvater
fatherinhistravels,Imadeasurprisingprogressintheclassics,writing,und
andarithmetic;sothat,beforeIwastwelveyears
alt
old,Iwasallowedbyeverybodytobeder
thebestscholarintheschule
school.Thisqualification,togetherwiththeboldnessoftemper
und
andstrengthofmakewhichhadsubjectedfast
almostallmycontemporaries,gavemesucheinfluss
influenceoverthemthatIbegann
begantoformcabalsagainstmypersecutor;und
andwasinhopeof,beingin der lage
abletobidhimdefianceinasehr
veryshorttime.Beingattheheadofa
fraktion
faction,consistingofthirtyboys,meisten
mostofthemofmyownalter
age,Iwasdeterminedtostellen
puttheirmettletotrial,thatImightwissen
knowhowfartheyweretobedependedupon,bevor
beforeIputmygrandschemeinexecution:with
dieser
thisview,weattackedabodyofstoutapprentices,whohadgenommen
takenpossessionofapartofthegroundallottedtousfortheschemeofourdiversions,und
andwhowerethenplayingatninepinsonthespot;aber
butIhadthemortificationtosehen
seemyadherentsroutedinanaugenblick
instant,andalegofoneofthembrach
brokeinhisflightbytheschüssel
bowl,whichoneofouradversarieshaddetachedinverfolgung
pursuitofus.Thisdiscomfituredidnothinderusfromengagingthemafterwardsinfrequentskirmishes,whichwemaintainedby
werfen
throwingstonesatadistance,whereinIreceivedviele
manywounds,thescarsofwhichstillremain.Ourenemiesweresoharassed
und
andinterruptedbythesealarmsthattheyatlastabandonedtheireroberung
conquest,andleftustothepeaceablevergnügen
enjoymentofourownterritories.It
wurde
wouldbeendlesstoenumeratedie
theexploitsweperformedindie
thecourseofthisconfederacy,whichbecamedie
theterrorofthewholevillage;insomuch
dass
that,whendifferentinterestsdividedes
it,oneofthepartiesüblicherweise
commonlycourtedtheassistanceofRoderickRandom(bywhichnameIwasbekannt
known)tocastthebalance,und
andkeeptheoppositefactioninehrfurcht
awe.Meanwhile,Itooktheadvantageofeveryplay-daytopresentmyselfbeforemy
großvater
grandfather,towhomIseldomfoundzugang
access,byreasonofhisbeingeng
closelybesiegedbyanumerousfamilie
familyofhisfemalegrandchildren,who,obwohl
thoughtheyperpetuallyquarrelledamongthemselves,nie
neverfailedtojoinagainstmich
me,asthecommonenemyofaller
all.Hisheir,whowas
etwa
abouttheageofeighteen,mindednichts
nothingbutfox-hunting,andindeedwasqualifiziert
qualifiedfornothingelse,notwithstandinghisgrandfather’snachsicht
indulgenceinentertainingatutorforhimathome;whoatthesametimeperformedthe
amt
officeofparishclerk.This
junge
youngActaeon,whoinheritedhisgrandfather’santipathytoalles
everythingindistress,neversateyesonmeohne
withoutuncouplinghisbeagles,andjagen
huntingmeintosomecottageorandere
other,whitherIgenerallyfledforschutz
shelter.InthisChristianamusementhewas
ermutigt
encouragedbyhispreceptor,who,nicht
nodoubt,tooksuchopportunitiestoingratiatehimselfwithder
therisingsun,observing,thatder
theoldgentleman,accordingtoder
thecourseofnature,hadnotlange
longtolive,forhewasschon
alreadyonthevergeoffourscore.Kapitel
CHAPTERIIIMyMother’sBrotherarrives—relievesme—a
Beschreibung
Descriptionofhim—hegoesalongwithmetotheHaus
HouseofmyGrandfather—isencounteredbyhisDogs—defeatsthem,nach
afterabloodyEngagement—isadmittedtotheoldGentleman—aDialog
Dialoguebetweenthem.Aboutthis
zeit
timemymother’sonlybrother,whohadbeenlange
longabroad,lieutenantofaman-of-war,arrivedinhisownland
country;wherebeinginformedofmy
zustand
condition,hecametoseemich
me,andoutofhisslenderfinancesnotnur
onlysuppliedmewithwhatnecessariesIwantedforthegegenwart
present,butresolvednottoverlassen
leavethecountryuntilhehadprevailedonmygroßvater
grandfathertosettlesomethinghandsomeforthezukunft
future.Thiswasatasktowhichhewasby
nicht
nomeansequal,beingentirelyunwissend
ignorant,notonlyofthejudge’sdisposition,sondern
butalsoofthewaysofmeningeneral,towhichhiseducationonboardhadkepthimanutterstranger.Hewas
ein
astrongbuiltman,somewhatbandylegged,withein
anecklikethatofein
abull,andafacewhich(youmightleicht
easilyperceive)hadwithstoodthemostobstinateassaultsoftheweather.His
kleid
dressconsistedofasoldier’scoatgeändert
alteredforhimbytheship’stailor,astripedflanneljacket,apaar
pairofredbreechesspannedwithpitch,cleangrayworstedstockings,largesilber
silverbucklesthatcoveredthree-fourthsofhisschuhe
shoes,asilver-lacedhat,whosekrone
crownoverlookedthebrimsaboutaninchund
andahalf,blackbobwiginschnalle
buckle,acheckshirt,asilkhandkerchief,ahanger,withabrasshandle,girdedtohisthighbyafurnishedlacebelt,und
andagoodoakplantunter
underhisarm.Thusequipped,hesetoutwithme(whobyhisbountymade
ein
averydecentappearance)formygrandfather’shaus
house,whereweweresalutedbyJowlerund
andCaesar,whommycousin,junge
youngmaster,hadletlooseatourapproach.Being
gut
wellacquaintedwiththeinveteracyofthesecurs,Iwasabouttobetakemyselftomyheels,als
whenmyuncleseizedmewithonehand
hand,brandishedhiscudgelwiththeother,und
andatoneblowlaidCaesar
Caesarsprawlingontheground;aber
but,findinghimselfattackedatder
thesametimeintherearbyJowler,und
andfearingCaesarmightrecover,hedrewhishanger,wheeledabout,und
andbyaluckystrokeseveredJowler’skopf
headfromhisbody.By
dieser
thistime,theyoungfoxhunterund
andthreeservants,armedwithpitchforksund
andflails,werecometothehilfe
assistanceofthedogs,whomtheyfoundatemlos
breathlessuponthefield;andmy
cousin
cousinwassoprovokedatthetod
deathofhisfavourites,thatheorderedhisattendantstoadvance,und
andtakevengeanceontheirhenker
executioner,whomheloadedwithallthecursesund
andreproacheshisangercouldvorschlagen
suggest.Uponwhichmyunclesteppedforwardswithanundaunted
luft
air,atthesightofdessen
whosebloodyweaponshisantagonistsfellbackwithprecipitation,als
whenheaccostedtheirleaderthus:.“Lookee,
bruder
brother,yourdogshavingboardedmeohne
withoutprovocation,whatIdidwasinmyownverteidigung
defence.Soyouhadbestbecivil,
und
andletusshootakopf
head,clearofyou.”Whetherthe
junge
youngsquiremisinterpretedmyuncle’swunsch
desireofpeace,orwasenragedattheschicksal
fateofhishoundsbeyondhisübliche
usualpitchofresolution,Iknownot;aber
buthesnatchedaflailfromoneofhisfollowers,und
andcameupwithashow
showofassaultingthelieutenant,who,puttinghimselfinapostureofdefence,proceededthus:“Lookee,youlubberly
sohn
sonofaw—e,ifyoucomeathwartmir
me,’wareyourgingerbreadwork.I’llbefoulofyour
viertel
quarter,d—nme.”Thisdeclaration,
gefolgt
followedbyaflourishofhishanger,schien
seemedtochecktheprogressoftheyounggentleman’scholer,who,lookinghinter
behindhim,perceivedhisattendantshadslunkintothehaus
house,shutthegate,andlefthimtoentscheiden
decidethecontentionbyhimself.Hier
Hereaparleyensued,whichwasintroducedbymycousin’sfragte
asking,“Whothedevilareyou?Whatdoyou
wollen
want?Somescoundrelofaseaman,Isuppose,whohasdeserted
und
andturnedthief.Butdon’t
denken
thinkyoushallescape,sirrah—I’llhaveyouhang’d,youhund
dog,Iwill.Yourbloodshall
bezahlen
payforthatofmytwohounds,youragamuffin.Iwouldnothavepartedwiththemto
retten
saveyourwholegenerationfromthegalgen
gallows,youruffian,you!”“Noneofyour
kiefer
jaw,youswab—noneofyourjaw,”repliedmyonkel
uncle,“elseIshalltrimyourlacedjacketforyou.Ishallrubyoudownwithanoakentowel,my
junge
boy,Ishall.”Sosaying,hesheathedhishanger,
und
andgraspedhiscudgel.