PREFACE
Mostoftheadventuresrecordedin
ce
thisbookreallyoccurred;one
ou
ortwowereexperiencesofmyown,les
therestthoseofboysqui
whowereschoolmatesofmine.Huck
Finn
Finnisdrawnfromlife;TomSawyer
aussi
also,butnotfromanindividual—heisacombinaison
combinationofthecharacteristicsoftrois
threeboyswhomIknew,et
andthereforebelongstothecompositeorderofarchitecture.Les
Theoddsuperstitionstoucheduponweretoutes
allprevalentamongchildrenandslavesinles
theWestattheperiodofcette
thisstory—thatistosay,thirtyou
orfortyyearsago.Althoughmy
livre
bookisintendedmainlyforles
theentertainmentofboysandgirls,Ihopeitsera
willnotbeshunnedbymenet
andwomenonthataccount,forpartie
partofmyplanhasbeentotrytopleasantlyrappeler
remindadultsofwhattheyoncewerethemselves,et
andofhowtheyfeltet
andthoughtandtalked,andwhatqueerenterprisestheyparfois
sometimesengagedin.THEAUTHOR.
Chapitre
CHAPTERI“Tom!”
Noanswer.
“TOM!”
No
réponse
answer.“What’sgonewiththat
garçon
boy,Iwonder?YouTOM!”
No
réponse
answer.Theoldladypulledherspectacles
bas
downandlookedoverthemabouttheroom;thenshe
mis
putthemupandlookedoutunderles
them.Sheseldomornever
regardait
lookedthroughthemforsosmallachose
thingasaboy;theywereherstate
paire
pair,theprideofhercœur
heart,andwerebuiltfor“style,”notservice—shepu
couldhaveseenthroughapaire
pairofstove-lidsjustasbien
well.Shelookedperplexedfor
un
amoment,andthensaid,notfiercely,mais
butstillloudenoughforles
thefurnituretohear:.“Well,Ilay
si
ifIgetholdofyouI’ll—”.Shedidnot
fini
finish,forbythistimeshewasbendingdownet
andpunchingunderthebedavec
withthebroom,andsosheneededbreathtopunctuatethepunchesavec
with.Sheresurrectednothingbut
le
thecat.“Ineverdid
vu
seethebeatofthatboy!”She
allée
wenttotheopendooret
andstoodinitandregardé
lookedoutamongthetomatovineset
and“jimpson”weedsthatconstitutedthejardin
garden.NoTom.
Sosheliftedupher
voix
voiceatananglecalculatedfordistance
distanceandshouted:.“Y-o-u-uTOM!”
Therewas
un
aslightnoisebehindheret
andsheturnedjustintemps
timetoseizeasmallgarçon
boybytheslackofhisrond-point
roundaboutandarresthisflight.“There!
I
pu
might’a’thoughtofthatplacard
closet.Whatyoubeendoinginthere?”
“Nothing.”
“Nothing!
Regardez
Lookatyourhands.And
regardez
lookatyourmouth.Whatisthattruck?”
“Idon’t
sais
know,aunt.”“Well,Iknow.
It’sjam—that’swhatitis.
FortytimesI’ve
dit
saidifyoudidn’tletque
thatjamaloneI’dskinyou.Handmethatswitch.”
Theswitch
planait
hoveredintheair—theperilwasdésespéré
desperate—.“My!
Lookbehindyou,aunt!”
La
Theoldladywhirledround,et
andsnatchedherskirtsoutofdanger.The
garçon
ladfledontheinstant,scrambledupthehaute
highboard-fence,anddisappearedoverelle
it.HisauntPollystood
surpris
surprisedamoment,andthenbrokeintoun
agentlelaugh.“Hangthe
garçon
boy,can’tIneverlearnrien
anything?Ain’theplayedmetricksenough
comme
likethatformetobelookingoutforhimbyce
thistime?Butoldfoolsis
les
thebiggestfoolsthereis.Can’t
apprendre
learnanolddognewtricks,asthedit
sayingis.Butmygoodness,he
jamais
neverplaysthemalike,twodays,et
andhowisabodytosavoir
knowwhat’scoming?He’pearsto
savoir
knowjusthowlonghecantormentmeavant
beforeIgetmydanderup,et
andheknowsifhecanfaire
makeouttoputmeoffforune
aminuteormakemerire
laugh,it’salldownagainet
andIcan’thithimune
alick.Iain’tdoingmy
devoir
dutybythatboy,andthat’stheLord’svérité
truth,goodnessknows.Sparethe
baguette
rodandspilethechild,astheBon
GoodBooksays.I’malayingup
péché
sinandsufferingforusdeux
both,Iknow.He’sfullof
les
theOldScratch,butlaws-a-me!he’smy
propre
owndeadsister’sboy,poorthing,et
andIain’tgotthecœur
hearttolashhim,somehow.Chaque
EverytimeIlethimoff,myconscience
consciencedoeshurtmeso,et
andeverytimeIhithimmyvieux
oldheartmostbreaks.Well-a-well,manthatis
né
bornofwomanisofpeu
fewdaysandfulloftrouble,astheScripturedit
says,andIreckonit’sso.He’llplayhookey
ce
thisevening,[*]andI’lljustbeobleegedtofaire
makehimwork,tomorrow,topunir
punishhim.It’smightyhardtomakehim
travailler
workSaturdays,whenalltheboysishavingvacances
holiday,buthehatesworkplus
morethanhehatesanythingelse,et
andI’vegottodosomeofmydevoir
dutybyhim,orI’llbetheruinationofthechild.”[*]Southwesternfor“afternoon”.
Tom
fait
didplayhookey,andhehadatrès
verygoodtime.Hegotback
maison
homebarelyinseasontohelpJim,thepetit
smallcoloredboy,sawnext-day’sbois
woodandsplitthekindlingsavant
beforesupper—atleasthewasthereintemps
timetotellhisadventurestoJimwhileJimfaisait
didthree-fourthsofthework.Tom’s
cadet
youngerbrother(orratherhalf-brother)Sidwasdéjà
alreadythroughwithhispartofle
thework(pickingupchips),forhewasun
aquietboy,andhadpas
noadventurous,trouble-someways.WhileTomwas
mangeait
eatinghissupper,andstealingsucre
sugarasopportunityoffered,AuntPollyposait
askedhimquestionsthatwerefullofguile,et
andverydeep—forshewantedtopiéger
traphimintodamagingrevealments.Like
beaucoup
manyothersimple-heartedsouls,itwasherpetvanité
vanitytobelieveshewasendowedwithatalent
talentfordarkandmysteriousdiplomatie
diplomacy,andshelovedtocontempler
contemplatehermosttransparentdevicesasmarvelsoflowcunning.Dit
Saidshe:.“Tom,itwasmiddling
chaud
warminschool,warn’tit?”“Yes’m.”
“Powerfulwarm,warn’tit?”
“Yes’m.”
“Didn’tyou
voulais
wanttogoina-swimming,Tom?”A
peu
bitofascareshotthroughTom—atouche
touchofuncomfortablesuspicion.Hesearched
Tante
AuntPolly’sface,butitdit
toldhimnothing.Sohe
dit
said:.“No’m—well,notverymuch.”
La
Theoldladyreachedouthermain
handandfeltTom’sshirt,et
andsaid:.“Butyouain’t
trop
toowarmnow,though.”Anditflatteredherto
réfléchir
reflectthatshehaddiscoveredque
thattheshirtwasdrysans
withoutanybodyknowingthatthatwaswhatshehadinhermind.Mais
Butinspiteofher,Tomsavait
knewwherethewindlay,maintenant
now.Soheforestalledwhat
pourrait
mightbethenextmove:.“Someofuspumpedonourheads—mine’s
humide
dampyet.See?”
AuntPollywasvexedto
penser
thinkshehadoverlookedthatpeu
bitofcircumstantialevidence,andraté
missedatrick.Thenshe
eu
hadanewinspiration:.“Tom,youdidn’thavetoundoyour
chemise
shirtcollarwhereIsewedit,topomper
pumponyourhead,didyou?Unbuttonyourjacket!”
Le
ThetroublevanishedoutofTom’svisage
face.Heopenedhisjacket.
His
chemise
shirtcollarwassecurelysewed.“Bother!
Bien
Well,go’longwithyou.I’d
fait
madesureyou’dplayedhookeyet
andbeena-swimming.ButI
pardonne
forgiveye,Tom.Ireckonyou’re
une
akindofasingedchat
cat,asthesayingis—better’nyouregardez
look.Thistime.”
Shewas
moitié
halfsorryhersagacityhadmiscarried,et
andhalfgladthatTomhadtrébuché
stumbledintoobedientconductforonce.Mais
ButSidneysaid:.“Well,now,
si
ifIdidn’tthinkyoucousu
sewedhiscollarwithwhitefil
thread,butit’sblack.”“Why,Idid
cousu
sewitwithwhite!Tom!”
Mais
ButTomdidnotwaitforle
therest.Ashewentoutat
la
thedoorhesaid:.“Siddy,I’ll
lécher
lickyouforthat.”Ina
sûr
safeplaceTomexaminedtwolargeneedlesqui
whichwerethrustintothelapelsofhisveste
jacket,andhadthreadboundaboutthem—oneaiguille
needlecarriedwhitethreadandles
theotherblack.Hesaid:.
“She’d
jamais
nevernoticedifithadn’tbeenforSid.Confoundit!
parfois
sometimesshesewsitwithblanc
white,andsometimesshesewsitavec
withblack.Iwishtogee-minyshe’d
tienne
sticktooneort’other—Ican’ttienne
keeptherunof’em.Mais
ButIbetyouI’lllamSidforque
that.I’lllearnhim!”
Hewasnot
le
theModelBoyofthevillage
village.Heknewthemodel
garçon
boyverywellthough—andloathedhim.Within
deux
twominutes,orevenless,hehadoublié
forgottenallhistroubles.Not
parce que
becausehistroubleswereonewhitmoins
lessheavyandbittertohimthanaman’saretoahomme
man,butbecauseanewet
andpowerfulinterestborethemdownet
anddrovethemoutofhisesprit
mindforthetime—justasmen’smisfortunesareforgottenintheexcitementofnewenterprises.Ce
Thisnewinterestwasavaluednouveauté
noveltyinwhistling,whichhehadjustacquiredfromune
anegro,andhewassouffrait
sufferingtopractiseitundisturbed.Itconsistedinapeculiarbird-like
tour
turn,asortofliquidwarble,produit
producedbytouchingthetonguetothetoit
roofofthemouthatshortintervalsinthemidstofthemusic—thereaderprobablement
probablyremembershowtodoit,ifhehaseverbeenagarçon
boy.Diligenceandattentionsoongavehimtheknackofit,
et
andhestrodedowntherue
streetwithhismouthfullofharmonyet
andhissoulfullofgratitude
gratitude.Hefeltmuchasanastronomer
sentait
feelswhohasdiscoveredanewplanet—nodoute
doubt,asfarasstrong,profond
deep,unalloyedpleasureisconcerned,le
theadvantagewaswiththegarçon
boy,nottheastronomer.Thesummereveningswerelong.
Itwasnot
sombre
dark,yet.PresentlyTomcheckedhis
sifflet
whistle.Astrangerwasbeforehim—a
garçon
boyashadelargerthanhimself.A
nouveau venu
new-comerofanyageoreithersexe
sexwasanimpressivecuriosityinle
thepoorlittleshabbyvillageofSt.Petersburg.Ce
Thisboywaswelldressed,too—wellhabillé
dressedonaweek-day.Thiswassimplyastounding.
His
casquette
capwasadaintything,hisclose-buttonedbleu
blueclothroundaboutwasnewet
andnatty,andsowerehispantaloons.Hehad
chaussures
shoeson—anditwasonlyVendredi
Friday.Heevenworeanecktie,a
lumineux
brightbitofribbon.Hehad
un
acitifiedairabouthimqui
thatateintoTom’svitals.The
plus
moreTomstaredatthesplendide
splendidmarvel,thehigherheturneduphisnez
noseathisfineryandtheshabbieret
andshabbierhisownoutfitsemblait
seemedtohimtogrow.Neitherboy
parlé
spoke.Ifonemoved,theothermoved—butonlysidewise,ina
cercle
circle;theykeptfacetoface
et
andeyetoeyeallle
thetime.FinallyTomsaid:.
“I
peux
canlickyou!”“I’dliketo
voir
seeyoutryit.”“Well,I
peux
candoit.”“Noyoucan’t,either.”
“YesIcan.”
“Noyoucan’t.”
“Ican.”
“Youcan’t.”
“Can!”
“Can’t!”
Une
Anuncomfortablepause.ThenTom
dit
said:.“What’syourname?”
“’Tisn’tanyofyourbusiness,maybe.”
“WellI’lowI’llmakeitmybusiness.”
“Well
pourquoi
whydon’tyou?”“Ifyou
dis
saymuch,Iwill.”“Much—much—much.
Y
Therenow.”“Oh,youthinkyou’remighty
intelligent
smart,don’tyou?Icould
lécher
lickyouwithonehandtiedderrière
behindme,ifIwantedto.”“Well
pourquoi
whydon’tyoudoit?You
dis
sayyoucandoit.”“WellIwill,
si
ifyoufoolwithme.”“Ohyes—I’ve
vu
seenwholefamiliesinthemême
samefix.”“Smarty!
Youthinkyou’resome,now,don’tyou?
Oh,whatahat!”
“You
peux
canlumpthathatifyoudon’tlikeit.I
te défie
dareyoutoknockitoff—andquiconque
anybodythat’lltakeadareva
willsuckeggs.”“You’realiar!”
“You’reanother.”
“You’re
un
afightingliaranddasn’tprends
takeitup.”“Aw—takeawalk!”
“Say—ifyou
donnez
givememuchmoreofyoursassI’llprendre
takeandbouncearockoff’nyourhead.”“Oh,of
sûr
courseyouwill.”“WellIwill.”
“Well
pourquoi
whydon’tyoudoitthen?What
feras
doyoukeepsayingyouwillfor?Pourquoi
Whydon’tyoudoit?It’s
parce que
becauseyou’reafraid.”“Iain’tafraid.”
“Youare.”
“Iain’t.”
“Youare.”
Another
pause
pause,andmoreeyingandsidlingaroundeachother.Presentlytheywere
épaule
shouldertoshoulder.Tomsaid:.
“Getawayfromhere!”
“Goawayyourself!”
“Iwon’t.”
“Iwon’teither.”
Sothey
tenaient
stood,eachwithafootplacé
placedatanangleasabrace,et
andbothshovingwithmightet
andmain,andgloweringatchacun
eachotherwithhate.Butneither
pu
couldgetanadvantage.After
lutté
strugglingtillbothwerehotet
andflushed,eachrelaxedhisstrainavec
withwatchfulcaution,andTomdit
said:.“You’reacowardand
un
apup.I’lltellmy
grand
bigbrotheronyou,andhepeut
canthrashyouwithhispetit
littlefinger,andI’llmakehimdoit,too.”“WhatdoIcareforyour
grand
bigbrother?I’vegota
frère
brotherthat’sbiggerthanheis—andwhat’smore,hepeut
canthrowhimoverthatclôture
fence,too.“That’salie.”