THEAUTHOR’SPREFACE
Of
toutes
allkindsofsatire,thereisnonesoamusant
entertaininganduniversallyimproving,asthatwhichisintroduced,asitwereoccasionnellement
occasionally,inthecourseofaninterestinghistoire
story,whichbringseveryincidenthometovie
life,andbyrepresentingfamiliarscenesinaninhabituel
uncommonandamusingpointofvue
view,investsthemwithallthegracesofnouveauté
novelty,whilenatureisappealedtoinchaque
everyparticular.Thereadergratifieshis
curiosité
curiosityinpursuingtheadventuresofapersonne
personinwhosefavourheisprepossessed;heespouseshis
cause
cause,hesympathiseswithhiminhisdétresse
distress,hisindignationisheatedcontre
againsttheauthorsofhiscalamité
calamity:thehumanepassionsareinflamed;
the
contraste
contrastbetweendejectedvirtueandinsultant
insultingviceappearswithgreateraggravation,et
andeveryimpressionhavingadouble
doubleforceontheimagination,themémoire
memoryretainsthecircumstance,andthecœur
heartimprovesbytheexample.La
Theattentionisnottiredwithun
abarecatalogueofcharacters,mais
butagreeablydivertedwithallla
thevarietyofinvention;andthevicissitudesof
vie
lifeappearintheirpeculiarcircumstances,ouvrant
openinganamplefieldforwitet
andhumour.Romance,nodoubt,
doit
owesitsorigintoignorance,vanité
vanity,andsuperstition.Inthedarkagesof
les
theWorld,whenamanhadrenderedhimselfcélèbre
famousforwisdomorvalour,hisfamille
familyandadherentsavailedthemselvesofhissuperiorqualities,magnifiedhisvirtues,et
andrepresentedhischaracterandpersonne
personassacredandsupernatural.The
vulgaire
vulgareasilyswallowedthebait,implora
imploredhisprotection,andyieldedthetributeofhomageet
andpraise,eventoadoration;hisexploitswerehandeddowntoposterity
avec
withathousandexaggerations;theywererepeatedasincitementsto
vertu
virtue;divinehonourswerepaid,
et
andaltarserectedtohismémoire
memory,fortheencouragementofceux
thosewhoattemptedtoimitatehisexemple
example;andhencearosetheheathen
mythologie
mythology,whichisnootherthanacollection
collectionofextravagantromances.Aslearning
avançait
advanced,andgeniusreceivedcultivation,ces
thesestorieswereembellishedwiththegracesofpoésie
poetry,thattheymightthemieux
betterrecommendthemselvestotheattention;theyweresunginpublic,atfestivals,for
la
theinstructionanddelightofla
theaudience;andrehearsedbefore
bataille
battle,asincentivestodeedsofglory.Thus
tragédie
tragedyandtheepicmusewerenées
born,and,intheprogressofgoût
taste,arrivedatperfection.Itis
pas
nowonderthattheancientspu
couldnotrelishafableinprose,après
aftertheyhadseensomanyremarkableeventscelebratedinvers
versebytheirbestpoets;we
donc
thereforefindnoromanceamongthempendant
duringtheeraoftheirexcellence
excellence,unlesstheCyropædiaofXenophonpuisse
maybesocalled;anditwasnottillarts
et
andsciencesbegantoreviveaprès
aftertheirruptionofthebarbariansintoEurope,que
thatanythingofthiskindapparu
appeared.Butwhenthemindsofmenweredebauchedbytheimpositionofpriestcrafttothe
plus
mostabsurdpitchofcredulity,theauthorsofromancearose,et
andlosingsightofprobability,remplirent
filledtheirperformanceswiththeplus
mostmonstroushyperboles.Ifthey
pouvaient
couldnotequaltheancientpoetsinpoint
pointofgeniustheywererésolus
resolvedtoexceltheminfiction
fiction,andapplytothewonder,plutôt
ratherthanthejudgment,oftheirreaders.En conséquence
Accordingly,theybroughtnecromancytotheiraide
aid,andinsteadofsupportingthecaractère
characteroftheirheroesbydignité
dignityofsentimentandpractice,distinguishedthembytheirbodilyforce
strength,activity,andextravaganceofbehaviour.Bien que
Althoughnothingcouldbemoreridicule
ludicrousandunnaturalthanthefigurestheydessinaient
drew,theydidnotwantpatronset
andadmirers;andtheworld
en fait
actuallybegantobeinfectedwiththespiritofknight-errantry,quand
whenCervantes,byaninimitablepieceofridicule
ridicule,reformedthetasteofmankind,représentant
representingchivalryintherightpoint
pointofview,andconvertingromance
romancetopurposesfarmoreusefulet
andentertaining,bymakingitassumer
assumethesock,andpointoutthefolliesofordinaryvie
life.ThesamemethodhasbeenpractisedbyotherSpanish
et
andFrenchauthors,andbyaucun
nonemoresuccessfullythanbyMonsieurLeSage
Sage,who,inhisAdventuresofGilBlas,hasdécrit
describedtheknaveryandfoiblesofvie
life,withinfinitehumourandsagacity.ThefollowingsheetsIhavemodelledonhis
plan
plan,takingmeliberty,however,todifférer
differfromhimintheexecution,où
whereIthoughthisparticularsituationswereuncommon,extravagant,ou
orpeculiartothecountryinwhichthescène
sceneislaid.ThedisgracesofGilBlas
sont
are,forthemostpart,suchasplutôt
ratherexcitemirththancompassion;hehimselflaughsatthem;
et
andhistransitionsfromdistresstobonheur
happiness,oratleastease,aresosudden,que
thatneitherthereaderhastemps
timetopityhim,norhimselftobeacquaintedavec
withaffliction.Thisconduct,inmy
avis
opinion,notonlydeviatesfromprobabilité
probability,butpreventsthatgenerousindignation,whichoughttoanimatethereadercontre
againstthesordidandviciousdisposition
dispositionoftheworld.Ihave
tenté
attemptedtorepresentmodestmeritluttant
strugglingwitheverydifficultytowhichun
afriendlessorphanisexposed,fromhispropre
ownwantofexperience,aswellasfromtheselfishness,envy,malice
malice,andbaseindifferenceofmankind.Tosecure
une
afavourableprepossession,Ihaveallowedhimtheadvantagesofnaissance
birthandeducation,whichinthesérie
seriesofhismisfortuneswill,Ihope,engageront
engagetheingenuousmorewarmlyinhisnom
behalf;andthoughIforesee,
que
thatsomepeoplewillbeoffendedatthemeanscenesinwhichheisimpliqué
involved,Ipersuademyselfthatthejudiciousêtre
willnotonlyperceivethenecessityofdécrire
describingthosesituationstowhichhedoit
mustofcoursebeconfined,inhislowestate,mais
butalsofindentertainmentinviewingces
thosepartsoflife,wherethehumourset
andpassionsareundisguisedbyaffectation,cérémonie
ceremony,oreducation;andthewhimsicalpeculiaritiesof
tempérament
dispositionappearasnaturehasimplantedthem.Mais
ButIbelieveIneednottroublemyselfinvindicatingapratique
practiceauthorizedbythebestwritersincette
thisway,someofwhomIhavedéjà
alreadynamed.Everyintelligentreaderwill,at
première
firstsight,perceiveIhavenotdeviatedfromnature
natureinthefacts,whicharealltrueinthemain,bien que
althoughthecircumstancesarealteredet
anddisguised,toavoidpersonalsatire.It
maintenant
nowremainstogivemyreasonsforfaire
makingthechiefpersonageofcette
thisworkaNorthBriton,qui
whicharechieflythese:Icould,at
une
asmallexpense,bestowonhimsucheducationasIpensais
thoughtthedignityofhisnaissance
birthandcharacterrequired,whichcouldnotpossiblybeobtainedinEngland,bysuchslendermeansasthenatureofmyplan
planwouldafford.Inthenext
lieu
place,Icouldrepresentsimplicityofmannersinune
aremotepartoftheroyaume
kingdom,withmoreproprietythaninanylieu
placenearthecapital;and
enfin
lastly,thedispositionoftheScots,addictedtovoyages
travelling,justifiesmyconductinderivingun
anadventurerfromthatcountry.APOLOGUE
A
jeune
youngpainter,indulgingaveinofpleasantry,sketchedasorte
kindofconversationpiece,representingaours
bear,anowl,amonkey,et
andanass;andto
rendre
renderitmorestriking,humorous,et
andmoral,distinguishedeveryfigurebysomeemblemofhumanvie
life.Bruinwasexhibitedinthegarb
et
andattitudeofanold,toothless,drunkensoldat
soldier;theowlpercheduponthe
poignée
handleofacoffee-pot,withspectacleonnez
nose,seemedtocontemplateajournal
newspaper;andtheass,ornamented
avec
withahugetie-wig(which,cependant
however,couldnotconcealhislongears),satforhispicturetoles
themonkey,whoappearedwithles
theimplementsofpainting.Thiswhimsical
groupe
groupaffordedsomemirth,andrencontré
metwithgeneralapprobation,untilune certaine
somemischievouswaghintedthatles
thewhole—wasalampoonuponles
thefriendsoftheperformer;une
aninsinuationwhichwasnoplus tôt
soonercirculatedthanthoseverygens
peoplewhoapplaudeditbeforecommencé
begantobealarmed,andmême
eventofancythemselvessignifiedbytheseveralfiguresofthepiece.Parmi
Amongothers,aworthypersonageinyears,whohadservi
servedinthearmywithréputation
reputation,beingincensedatthesupposedoutrage
outrage,repairedtothelodgingofthepeintre
painter,andfindinghimatmaison
home,“Harkye,Mr.Monkey,”dit
saidhe,“Ihaveagoodesprit
mindtoconvinceyou,thatsi
thoughthebearhaslosthisteeth,heconserve
retainshispaws,andthatheisnotsodrunkmais
buthecanperceiveyourimpertinence.”“Sblood!
monsieur
sir,thattoothlessjawisune
ad—nedscandalouslibel—butdon’tyouimaginez
imaginemesochopfallenasnottobecapable
abletochewthecudofresentment.”Ici
Herehewasinterruptedbythearrivalofalearnedmédecin
physician,who,advancingtotheculpritavec
withfuryinhisaspect,exclaimed,“Supposetheaugmentationoftheass’searsshouldprouve
provethediminutionofthebaboon’s—nay,seeknottoprevaricate,for,bythebeardofAesculapius!il
thereisnotonehairincette
thisperiwigthatwillnotstandupinjugement
judgmenttoconvicttheeofpersonalabus
abuse.Dobutobserve,captain,
comment
howthispitifullittlefellowhascopié
copiedtheverycurls—thecolour,en effet
indeed,isdifferent,butthentheforme
formandforetoparequitesimilar.”Whilehethusremonstratedinastrainofvociferation,avenerable
sénateur
senatorentered,andwaddlinguptole
thedelinquent,“Jackanapes!”criedhe,“I
vais
willnowlettheeseeIpeux
canreadsomethingelsethanajournal
newspaper,andthatwithoutthehelpofspectacles:voici
hereisyourownnoteofmain
hand,sirrah,formoney,whichsi
ifIhadnotadvanced,youyourselfwouldhaveressemblé
resembledanowl,innotdaringtomontrer
showyourfacebyday,youingrat
ungratefulslanderousknave!”Invain
le
theastonishedpainterdeclaredthathehadpas
nointentiontogiveoffence,ou
ortocharacteriseparticularpersons:theyaffirmed
la
theresemblancewastoopalpabletobeoverlooked;they
taxé
taxedhimwithinsolence,malice,et
andingratitude;andtheirclamoursbeingoverheardby
le
thepublic,thecaptainwasaours
bear,thedoctoranass,et
andthesenatoranowl,tohisdyingjour
day.Christianreader,Ibeseechthee,in
les
thebowelsoftheLord,remembercet
thisexample“whilethouartemployedinles
theperusalofthefollowingsheets;et
andseeknottoappropriatetothyselfthatwhichégalement
equallybelongstofivehundreddifferentpersonnes
people.Ifthoushouldstmeetwith
un
acharacterthatreflectstheeinsomeungraciousparticulier
particular,keepthyowncounsel;Chapitre
CHAPTERIOfmyBirth
et
andParentage.Iwasbornin
la
thenorthernpartofthisuni
unitedkingdom,inthehouseofmygrand-père
grandfather,agentlemanofconsiderablefortune
fortuneandinfluence,whohadonmanyoccasionssignalisedhimselfinnom
behalfofhiscountry;andwas
remarquable
remarkableforhisabilitiesinthelaw,qui
whichheexercisedwithgreatsuccès
successinthestationofune
ajudge,particularlyagainstbeggars,forwhomhehadune
asingularaversion.Myfather(his
jeune
youngestson)fallinginloveavec
withapoorrelation,whovivait
livedwiththeoldgentlemaninqualité
qualityofahousekeeper,espousedherprivé
privately;andIwasthe
premier
firstfruitofthatmarriage.Pendant
Duringherpregnancy,adreamdiscomposedmymère
mothersomuchthathermari
husband,tiredwithherimportunity,atlastconsulta
consultedahighlandseer,whosefavourableinterpretationhewouldhavesecuredbeforehandbyun
abribe,butfoundhimincorruptible.She
rêvé
dreamedshewasdeliveredofatennis-ball,whichle
thedevil(who,tohergreatsurprise
surprise,actedthepartofamidwife)frappé
strucksoforciblywitharaquette
racketthatitdisappearedinaninstant
instant;andshewasforsome
temps
timeinconsolableforthelostofherprogéniture
offspring;when,allona
coup
sudden,shebehelditreturnavec
withequalviolence,andentertheterre
earth,beneathherfeet,whenceimmédiatement
immediatelysprangupagoodlyarbre
treecoveredwithblossoms,thescentofdont
whichoperatedsostronglyonhernervesthatsheréveilla
awoke.Theattentivesage,after
quelques
somedeliberation,assuredmyparents,que
thattheirfirstbornwouldbeun
agreattraveller;thathewould
subirait
undergomanydangersanddifficulties,et
andatlastreturntohisnativeland,où
wherehewouldflourishinbonheur
happinessandreputation.Howtruly
cette
thiswasforetoldwillappearinla
thesequel.Itwasnotlong
avant
beforesomeofficiouspersoninformedmygrand-père
grandfatherofcertainfamiliaritiesthatpassaient
passedbetweenhissonandhousekeeperwhichalarmedhimsomuchthat,afewdaysafter,hedit
toldmyfatheritwashightimeforhimtopenser
thinkofsettling;andthathehad
fourni
providedamatchforhim,towhichhepourrait
couldinjusticehavenoobjections.My
père
father,findingitwouldbeimpossible
impossibletoconcealhissituationbeaucoup
muchlonger,franklyownedwhathehadfait
done;andexcusedhimselffornothaving
demandé
askedtheconsentofhispère
father,bysaying,heknewitété
wouldhavebeentonopurpose;et
andthat,hadhisinclinationbeenknown,mygrand-père
grandfathermighthavetakensuchmesures
measuresaswouldhaveeffectuallymis
putthegratificationofithors
outofhispower:he
ajouté
added,thatnoexceptionscouldbetakentohiswife’svertu
virtue,birth,beauty,andgoodsens
sense,andasforfortune,itwassous
beneathhiscare.Theold
monsieur
gentleman,whokeptallhispassions,exceptone,inexcellentordre
order,heardhimtoanfin
endwithgreattemper,andthencalmement
calmlyasked,howheproposedtomaintainhimselfet
andspouse?Hereplied,he
pouvait
couldbeinnodangerofvouloir
wantingwhilehisfather’stendernessrestait
remained,whichheandhisfemme
wifeshouldalwayscultivatewithla
theutmostveneration;andhewas
convaincu
persuadedhisallowancewouldbesuitabletola
thedignityandcircumstancesofhisfamille
family,andtotheprovisiondéjà
alreadymadeforhisbrotherset
andsisters,whowerehappilysettledsous
underhisprotection.“Yourbrothers
et
andsisters,”saidmygrandfather,“didnotpensaient
thinkitbeneaththemtoconsulter
consultmeinanaffairofsuchimportance
importanceasmatrimony;neither,I
suppose
suppose,wouldyouhaveomittedque
thatpieceofduty,hadyounotsomesecret
secretfundinreserve;to
le
thecomfortsofwhichIlaisse
leaveyou,withadesireque
thatyouwillthisnightcherchiez
seekoutanotherhabitationforyourselfet
andwife,whither,inashorttemps
time,Iwillsendyouancompte
accountoftheexpenseIhavebeenatinyouréducation
education,withaviewofbeingreimbursed.Monsieur
Sir,youhavemadethegrandtour—youareun
apolitegentleman—averyprettygentleman—Isouhaite
wishyouagreatdealofjoie
joy,andamyourveryhumble
humbleservant.”Sosaying,he
laissé
leftmyfatherinasituation
situationeasilyimagined.However,hedidnot
longtemps
longhesitate;for,beingperfectlywellacquainted
avec
withhisfather’sdisposition,hedidnotdoutait
doubtthathewasgladofce
thispretencetogetridoflui
him;andhisresolvesbeingasinvariableasthelawsoftheMedes
et
andPersians,heknewitétant
wouldbetonopurposetotenter
attempthimbyprayersandentreaties;so
sans
withoutanyfartherapplication,hebetookhimself,avec
withhisdisconsolatebedfellowtoaferme
farm-house,whereanoldservantofhismère
motherdwelt:theretheyremainedsome
temps
timeinasituationbutmal
illadaptedtotheeleganceoftheirdesireset
andtendernessoftheirlove;whichneverthelessmy
père
fatherchosetoendure,ratherthansupplicateun
anunnaturalandinflexibleparentmais
butmymother,foreseeingtheinconveniencestowhichshedû
musthavebeenexposed,hadshebeendeliveredincet
thisplace(andherpregnancywastrès
veryfaradvanced),withoutcommunicatingherdesigntohermari
husband,wentindisguisetothemaison
houseofmygrandfather,hopingthathertearset
andconditionwouldmovehimtocompassion
compassion,andreconcilehimtoun
aneventwhichwasnowirrecoverablypassé
past.Shefoundmeansto
tromper
deceivetheservants,andgetintroduire
introducedasanunfortunatelady,qui
whowantedtocomplainofquelques
somematrimonialgrievances,itbeingmygrandfather’sparticularprovince
provincetodecideinallcasesofscandale
scandal.Shewasaccordinglyadmittedintohis
présence
presence,where,discoveringherself,shetomba
fellathisfeet,andinla
themostaffectingmannerimploredhispardon
forgiveness;atthesametime
représentant
representingthedangerthatthreatenednotonlyhervie
life,butthatofhispropre
owngrandchild,whichwasabouttovoir
seethelight.Hetoldherhewas
désolé
sorrythattheindiscretionofheret
andhissonhadcompelledhimtofaire
makeavow,whichputithors
outofhispowertodonner
givethemanyassistance;thathe
devraient
hadalreadyimpartedhisthoughtsonthatsujet
subjecttoherhusband,andwassurpris
surprisedthattheyshoulddisturbhispaix
peacewithanyfartherimportunity.Cela
Thissaid,heretired.The
violence
violenceofmymother’safflictioneu
hadsuchaneffectonherconstitution
constitutionthatshewasimmediatelyseizedwiththepainsofchildbed;et
andhadnotanoldmaidservant,towhomshewastrès
verydear,affordedherpityet
andassistance,atthehazardofincurringmygrandfather’sdispleasure,sheet
andtheinnocentfruitofherventre
wombmusthavefallenmiserablevictimstohisrigouret
andinhumanity.Bythefriendshipof
cette
thispoorwomanshewascarrieduptoun
agarret,andimmediatelydeliveredofun
amanchild,thestoryofwhoseunfortunatenaissance
birthhehimselfnowrelates.My
père
father,beinginformedofwhathadpassé
happened,flewtotheembracesofhisdarlingspouse,et
andwhileheloadedhisprogéniture
offspringwithpaternalembraces,couldnotforbearverser
sheddingafloodoftearsonvoyant
beholdingthedearpartnerofhiscœur
heart(forwhoseeasehewouldhavesacrifié
sacrificedthetreasuresoftheeast)stretcheduponun
aflockbed,inamisérable
miserableapartment,unabletoprotectherfromtheinclemenciesoftheweather.Itisnottobe
supposer
supposedthattheoldgentlemanwasignorant
ignorantofwhatpassed,thoughheaffectedtoknowrien
nothingofthematter,andsemblant
pretendedtobeverymuchsurpris
surprised,whenoneofhispetits-enfants
grandchildren,byhiseldestsondeceased,whovivait
livedwithhimashishéritier
heirapparent,acquaintedhimwiththeaffair;hedetermined
donc
thereforetoobservenomedium,mais
butimmediately(onthethirdjour
dayafterherdelivery)sentherun
aperemptoryordertobealler
gone,andturnedofftheserviteur
servantwhohadpreservedhervie
life.Thisbehavioursoexasperatedmy
père
fatherthathehadrecoursetotheplus
mostdreadfulimprecations;andonhisbareknees
implorait
imploredthatHeavenwouldrenouncehimifeverheshouldoubliait
forgetorforgivethebarbarityofhissire.Theinjuries
qui
whichthisunhappymotherreceivedfromherremovalinsuchcircumstances,et
andthewantofnecessariesoù
whereshelodged,togetherwithherchagrin
griefandanxietyofmind,bientôt
soonthrewherintoalanguishingdésordre
disorder,whichputanendtohervie
life.Myfather,wholovedhertenderly,wasso
touché
affectedwithherdeaththatheresta
remainedsixweeksdeprivedofhissenses;pendant
duringwhichtime,thepeopleoù
wherehelodgedcarriedtheinfanttotheoldhomme
manwhorelentedsofar,onentendant
hearingthemelancholystoryofhisdaughter-in-law’smort
death,andthedeplorableconditionofhisfils
son,astosendthechildtonurse,et
andheorderedmyfathertobeportèrent
carriedhometohishouse,où
wherehesoonrecoveredtheuseofhisreason.Whether
ce
thishardheartedjudgefeltanyremords
remorseforhiscrueltreatmentofhisfils
sonanddaughter,or(whichisplus
moreprobable)wasafraidhiscaractère
characterwouldsufferinthevoisinage
neighbourhood,heprofessedgreatsorrowforhisconduite
conducttomyfather,whosedeliriumwassucceededbyaprofonde
profoundmelancholyandreserve.Atlengthhe
disparu
disappeared,and,notwithstandingallimaginableinquiry,pouvait
couldnotbeheardof;a
circonstance
circumstancewhichconfirmedmostpeopleinla
theopinionofhishavingfait
madeawaywithhimselfinafitofdésespoir
despair.CHAPTERII
Igrowup—am
haï
hatedbymyRelations—senttoSchool—neglectedbymyGrandfather—maltreatedbymyMaster—seasonedtoAdversity—Iformé
formCabalsagainstthePedant—amdebarredAccesstomyGrandfather—huntedbyhisHeir—Idémoli
demolishtheTeethofhisTuteur
Tutor.Therewerenotwantingsomewho
soupçonnaient
suspectedmyunclesofbeingconcernedinmyfather’ssort
fate,onthesuppositionthattheywouldtous
allshareinthepatrimonydestinedforhim;et
andthisconjecturewasstrengthenedbyréfléchissant
reflectingthatinallhiscalamitiestheyjamais
neverdiscoveredtheleastinclinationtoservir
servehim;but,onthecontrary,by
tous
alltheartificesintheirpouvoir
power,fedhisresentmentandsoutenu
supportedhisresolutionofleavinghimtomiseryet
andwant.Butpeopleof
jugement
judgmenttreatedthisinsinuationasune
anidlechimera;because,hadmyrelationsbeenso
méchants
wickedastoconsulttheirinterestbycommettant
committingsuchanatrociouscrime,thesort
fateofmyfatherwouldhaveétendu
extendedtometoowhosevie
lifewasanotherobstacletotheirexpectation.Meanwhile,I
grandissais
grewapace,andasIstronglyressemblais
resembledmyfather,whowasle
thedarlingofthetenants,Ivoulais
wantednothingwhichtheirindigentcircumstancespouvaient
couldafford:buttheirfavourwas
une
aweakresourceagainstthejealousenmityofmycousins;qui
whothemoremyinfancypromised,concevait
conceivedthemoreimplacablehatredcontre
againstme:andbeforeIwas
six
sixyearsofage,hadsoeffectuallyblockadedmygrand-père
grandfatherthatIneversawhimbutbystealth,quand
whenIsometimesmadeuptohischaise
chairashesattovu
viewhislabourersinthechamp
field:onwhichoccasionhewouldstrokemy
tête
head,bidmebeabon
goodboy,andpromisetoprendre
takecareofme.Iwassoonafter
envoyé
senttoschoolatavillage
villagehardby,ofwhichhehadbeendictateur
dictatortimeoutofmind;mais
butasheneverpaidformyboard,ni
norsuppliedmewithclothes,books,et
andothernecessariesIrequired,myétat
conditionwasveryraggedandcontemptible,et
andtheschoolmaster,who,throughpeur
fearofmygrandfather,taughtmegratis,gavehimselfpas
noconcernabouttheprogressIfaisais
madeunderhisinstruction.In
malgré
spiteofallthesedifficultieset
anddisgraces,Ibecameabon
goodproficientintheLatinlangue
tongue;and,assoonasIcould
écrire
writetolerably,pesteredmygrandfatheravec
withletterstosuchadegreethatheenvoya
sentformymaster,andchidhimsévèrement
severelyforbestowingsuchpainsonmyéducation
education,tellinghimthat,ifeverIdevais
shouldbebroughttothepotence
gallowsforforgery,whichhehadappris
taughtmetocommit,mysang
bloodwouldlieonhistête
head.Thepedant,whodreaded
rien
nothingmorethanthedispleasureofhispatron
patron,assuredhishonourthatle
theboy’sabilitywasmoreowingtohispropre
owngeniusandapplicationthantotoute
anyinstructionorencouragementherecevait
received;that,althoughhecouldnotdivesthimofthe
connaissance
knowledgehehadalreadyimbibed,unlesshewouldempowerhimtodésactiver
disablehisfingers,heshouldendeavour,avec
withGod’shelp,topreventhisfutureamélioration
improvement.And,indeed,hepunctually
accompli
performedwhathehadundertaken;for,onpretencethatIhad
écrit
writtenimpertinentletterstomygrand-père
grandfather,hecausedaboardtobemadeavec
withfiveholesinit,throughlaquelle
whichhethrustthefingerset
andthumbofmyrightmain
hand,andfasteneditbywhipcordtomypoignet
wrist,insuchamanneraseffectuallydebarredmetheuseofmyplume
pen.ButthisrestraintIwasfreedfromina
quelques
fewdays,byanaccidentqui
whichhappenedinaquarrelentre
betweenmeandanotherboy;who,
prenant
takinguponhimtoinsultmypauvreté
poverty,Iwassoincensedathisungenerousreproachthatavec
withonestrokewithmymachine
machineIcuthimtothecrâne
skull,tothegreatterrorofmyselfet
andschoolfellows,wholefthimbleedingonthesol
ground,andrantoinformthemaître
masterofwhathadhappened.Iwasso
sévèrement
severelypunishedforthistrespassque
that,wereItolivetotheageofMethusalem,theimpressionitmadeonmeété
wouldnotbeeffaced;the
plus
morethantheantipathyandhorrorIconceivedforle
themercilesstyrantwhoinflictedit.The
mépris
contemptwhichmyappearancenaturallyproduisait
producedinallwhosawme
me,thecontinualwantstowhichIwasexposé
exposed,andmyownhaughtytempérament
disposition,impatientofaffronts,involvedmeinamille
thousandtroublesomeadventures,bywhichIwasatlengthinuredinadversity,et
andemboldenedtoundertakingsfarabovemyyears.Iwas
souvent
ofteninhumanlyscourgedforcrimesIdidnotcommis
commit,because,havingthecharacterofavagabondinle
thevillage,everypieceofmischief,whoseauthorlayinconnu
unknown,waschargeduponme.Ihavebeenfound
coupable
guiltyofrobbingorchardsIjamais
neverentered,ofkillingcatsIjamais
neverhunted,ofstealinggingerbreadIjamais
nevertouched,andofabusingoldwomenIjamais
neversaw.Nay,astammering
charpentier
carpenterhadeloquenceenoughtoconvaincre
persuademymasterthatItiré
firedapistolloadedwithsmallshotintohisfenêtre
window;thoughmylandladyand
la
thewholefamilyborewitnessque
thatIwasabedfastendormi
asleepatthetimewhencet
thisoutragewascommitted.Iwasoncefloggedfor
avoir
havingnarrowlyescapeddrowning,bythesinkingofune
aferryboatinwhichIwaspassager
passenger.Anothertime,forhavingrecoveredofa
ecchymose
bruiseoccasionedbyahorseet
andcartrunningoverme.A
troisième
thirdtime,forbeingbittenbyabaker’schien
dog.Inshort,whetherIwas
coupable
guiltyorunfortunate,thecorrectionet
andsympathyofthisarbitrarypedagoguewerethesame.Loin
Farfrombeingsubduedbythisinformel
informalusage,myindignationtriumphedoverthatslavishawewhichhadhithertoimposé
enforcedmyobedience;andthe
plus
moremyyearsandknowledgeaugmentaient
increased,themoreIperceivedla
theinjusticeandbarbarityofhisbehaviour.Bythehelpofan
inhabituel
uncommongenius,andtheadviceet
anddirectionofourusher,qui
whohadservedmyfatherinhistravels,Ifait
madeasurprisingprogressintheclassiques
classics,writing,andarithmetic;sothat,
avant
beforeIwastwelveyearsold,Iwaspermis
allowedbyeverybodytobele
thebestscholarintheschool.Cette
Thisqualification,togetherwiththeboldnessoftempérament
temperandstrengthofmakewhichhadsubjectedpresque
almostallmycontemporaries,gavemesuchinfluence
influenceoverthemthatIcommencé
begantoformcabalsagainstmypersecutor;et
andwasinhopeof,beingabletobidhimdefianceinatrès
veryshorttime.Beingat
la
theheadofafaction,consistingofthirtyboys,mostofthemofmyownâge
age,Iwasdeterminedtomettre
puttheirmettletotrial,thatIpouvait
mightknowhowfartheyweretobedependedupon,avant
beforeIputmygrandplan
schemeinexecution:withthis
vue
view,weattackedabodyofstoutapprentices,qui
whohadtakenpossessionofun
apartofthegroundallottedtousforle
theschemeofourdiversions,et
andwhowerethenplayingatninepinsonle
thespot;butIhadthemortificationto
voir
seemyadherentsroutedinaninstant
instant,andalegofoneofthembrokeinhisfuite
flightbythebowl,whichoneofouradversarieseu
haddetachedinpursuitofnous
us.Thisdiscomfituredidnothinderusfrom
engager
engagingthemafterwardsinfrequentskirmishes,dont
whichwemaintainedbythrowingstonesatadistance
distance,whereinIreceivedmanywounds,thescarsofdont
whichstillremain.Ourenemiesweresoharassed
et
andinterruptedbythesealarmsthattheyatlastabandonné
abandonedtheirconquest,andleftustola
thepeaceableenjoymentofourownterritories.Itwouldbe
interminable
endlesstoenumeratetheexploitsweaccomplis
performedinthecourseofcette
thisconfederacy,whichbecametheterreur
terrorofthewholevillage;insomuch
que
that,whendifferentinterestsdividedit,oneofthepartiescommunément
commonlycourtedtheassistanceofRoderickRandom(bywhichnameIwasknown)tocastthebalance,et
andkeeptheoppositefactioninawe.Meanwhile,Itooktheadvantageofeveryplay-dayto
présenter
presentmyselfbeforemygrandfather,towhomIrarement
seldomfoundaccess,byreasonofhisbeingétroitement
closelybesiegedbyanumerousfamille
familyofhisfemalegrandchildren,qui
who,thoughtheyperpetuallyquarrelledentre
amongthemselves,neverfailedtojoincontre
againstme,asthecommonenemyofall.His
héritier
heir,whowasabouttheans
ageofeighteen,mindednothingbutfox-hunting,et
andindeedwasqualifiedforrien
nothingelse,notwithstandinghisgrandfather’sindulgenceinentertainingun
atutorforhimatmaison
home;whoatthesame
temps
timeperformedtheofficeofparoisse
parishclerk.ThisyoungActaeon,
qui
whoinheritedhisgrandfather’santipathytotout
everythingindistress,neversateyesonmesans
withoutuncouplinghisbeagles,andhuntingmeintosomecottageou
orother,whitherIgenerallyfuyais
fledforshelter.InthisChristian
divertissement
amusementhewasencouragedbyhispreceptor,who,pas
nodoubt,tooksuchopportunitiestoingratiatehimselfavec
withtherisingsun,observing,thattheoldgentleman,selon
accordingtothecourseofnature
nature,hadnotlongtovivre
live,forhewasalreadyonthevergeoffourscore.Chapitre
CHAPTERIIIMyMother’sBrotherarrives—relievesme—a
Description
Descriptionofhim—hegoesalongwithmetotheMaison
HouseofmyGrandfather—isencounteredbyhisDogs—defeatsthem,après
afterabloodyEngagement—isadmittedtothevieux
oldGentleman—aDialoguebetweenthem.About
cette
thistimemymother’sonlyfrère
brother,whohadbeenlongabroad,lieutenant
lieutenantofaman-of-war,arrivedinhispropre
owncountry;wherebeinginformedofmy
état
condition,hecametoseeme
me,andoutofhisslenderfinancesnotonlysuppliedmewithwhatnecessariesIvoulais
wantedforthepresent,butresolvednottoquitter
leavethecountryuntilhehadprevailedonmygrand-père
grandfathertosettlesomethinghandsomeforthefuture.Thiswasa
tâche
tasktowhichhewasbynomeanségal
equal,beingentirelyignorant,notonlyofla
thejudge’sdisposition,butalsoofla
thewaysofmeningénéral
general,towhichhiseducationonbord
boardhadkepthimanutterétranger
stranger.Hewasastrong
bâti
builtman,somewhatbandylegged,avec
withanecklikethatofun
abull,andafacewhich(youpourriez
mighteasilyperceive)hadwithstoodtheplus
mostobstinateassaultsofthemétéo
weather.Hisdressconsistedofasoldier’s
manteau
coatalteredforhimbytheship’stailleur
tailor,astripedflanneljacket,apaire
pairofredbreechesspannedavec
withpitch,cleangrayworstedstockings,largesilverbucklesqui
thatcoveredthree-fourthsofhischaussures
shoes,asilver-lacedhat,whosecouronne
crownoverlookedthebrimsaboutanpouce
inchandahalf,blackbobwiginboucle
buckle,acheckshirt,asoie
silkhandkerchief,ahanger,withalaiton
brasshandle,girdedtohisthighbyafurnishedlacebelt,et
andagoodoakplantsous
underhisarm.Thusequipped,hesetout
avec
withme(whobyhisgénérosité
bountymadeaverydecentapparition
appearance)formygrandfather’shouse,où
whereweweresalutedbyJowleret
andCaesar,whommycousin,jeune
youngmaster,hadletlooseatourapproche
approach.Beingwellacquaintedwith
le
theinveteracyofthesecurs,Iwasabouttobetakemyselftomyheels,quand
whenmyuncleseizedmeavec
withonehand,brandishedhiscudgelavec
withtheother,andatonecoup
blowlaidCaesarsprawlingonle
theground;but,findinghimself
attaqué
attackedatthesametimeinla
therearbyJowler,andcraignant
fearingCaesarmightrecover,hetira
drewhishanger,wheeledabout,et
andbyaluckystrokeseveredJowler’stête
headfromhisbody.By
ce
thistime,theyoungfoxhunteret
andthreeservants,armedwithpitchforkset
andflails,werecometole
theassistanceofthedogs,whomtheyfoundbreathlessuponle
thefield;andmycousinwasso
provoqué
provokedatthedeathofhisfavourites,que
thatheorderedhisattendantstoadvance,et
andtakevengeanceontheirbourreau
executioner,whomheloadedwithtoutes
allthecursesandreproacheshisangerpouvait
couldsuggest.Uponwhichmy
oncle
unclesteppedforwardswithanundauntedair
air,atthesightofwhosebloodyweaponshisantagoniststombés
fellbackwithprecipitation,whenheaccostedtheirleaderthus:.“Lookee,
frère
brother,yourdogshavingboardedmesans
withoutprovocation,whatIdidwasinmypropre
owndefence.Soyouhad
mieux
bestbecivil,andletustirer
shootahead,clearofyou.”Whether
le
theyoungsquiremisinterpretedmyuncle’sdésir
desireofpeace,orwasenragedatle
thefateofhishoundsau-delà
beyondhisusualpitchofrésolution
resolution,Iknownot;buthe
arracha
snatchedaflailfromoneofhisfollowers,et
andcameupwithaspectacle
showofassaultingthelieutenant,qui
who,puttinghimselfinapostureofdéfense
defence,proceededthus:“Lookee,youlubberly
fils
sonofaw—e,ifyouviens
comeathwartme,’wareyourgingerbreadtravail
work.I’llbefoulofyour
quartier
quarter,d—nme.”Thisdeclaration,followedbya
épanouissement
flourishofhishanger,seemedtocheckla
theprogressoftheyounggentleman’scholer,qui
who,lookingbehindhim,perceivedhisattendantshadslunkintola
thehouse,shutthegate,et
andlefthimtodecidela
thecontentionbyhimself.Here
une
aparleyensued,whichwasintroducedbymycousin’sdemandant
asking,“Whothedevilareyou?Whatdoyou
voulez
want?Somescoundrelofaseaman,I
suppose
suppose,whohasdesertedandturnedvoleur
thief.Butdon’tthinkyoushall
échapper
escape,sirrah—I’llhaveyouhang’d,youchien
dog,Iwill.Yourbloodshall
payera
payforthatofmydeux
twohounds,youragamuffin.Iwouldnothave
séparé
partedwiththemtosaveyourtoute
wholegenerationfromthegallows,youruffian,you!”“Noneofyour
mâchoire
jaw,youswab—noneofyourjaw,”répondu
repliedmyuncle,“elseIshallcouper
trimyourlacedjacketforyou.Ishall
frotter
rubyoudownwithanoakenserviette
towel,myboy,Ishall.”So
disant
saying,hesheathedhishanger,et
andgraspedhiscudgel.