CHAPTERI.OURSOCIETY
Inthe
premier
firstplace,CranfordisinpossessionoftheAmazons;tous
alltheholdersofhousesaboveacertainrentarewomen.Si
Ifamarriedcouplecometosettleinle
thetown,somehowthegentlemandisappears;heis
soit
eitherfairlyfrightenedtodeathbybeingtheonlyhomme
manintheCranfordeveningparties,ou
orheisaccountedforbybeingavec
withhisregiment,hisship,ou
orcloselyengagedinbusinessallthesemaine
weekinthegreatneighbouringcommercialville
townofDrumble,distantonlytwentymilesonun
arailroad.Inshort,whateverdoesbecomeof
le
thegentlemen,theyarenotatCranford.What
pourraient
couldtheydoiftheywereil
there?Thesurgeonhashisroundofthirtymiles,
et
andsleepsatCranford;buteverymancannotbeasurgeon.
For
garder
keepingthetrimgardensfullofchoiceflowerssans
withoutaweedtospeckthem;forfrighteningawaylittleboys
qui
wholookwistfullyatthesaidflowerstravers
throughtherailings;forrushingoutat
les
thegeesethatoccasionallyventureintoles
thegardensifthegatesareleftopen;fordeciding
toutes
allquestionsofliteratureandpoliticssans
withouttroublingthemselveswithunnecessaryreasonsou
orarguments;forobtainingclear
et
andcorrectknowledgeofeverybody’saffairsinla
theparish;forkeepingtheirneatmaid-servantsinadmirable
ordre
order;forkindness(somewhatdictatorial)tothe
pauvres
poor,andrealtendergoodofficestochaque
eachotherwhenevertheyareindistress,theladiesofCranfordaretout à fait
quitesufficient.“Aman,”asoneofthemobservedtomeonce,“issoin
la
thewayinthehouse!”Although
les
theladiesofCranfordknowtoutes
alleachother’sproceedings,theyareexceedinglyindifferenttoeachother’sopinions.Indeed,as
chacune
eachhasherownindividuality,nottodire
sayeccentricity,prettystronglydeveloped,rien
nothingissoeasyasverbalretaliation;mais
but,somehow,good-willreignsamongthemtoun
aconsiderabledegree.TheCranfordladieshaveonlyanoccasionallittlequarrel,spiritedoutina
quelques
fewpepperywordsandangryjerksofles
thehead;justenoughtoprevent
le
theeventenoroftheirlivesfromdevenir
becomingtooflat.Theirdressis
très
veryindependentoffashion;astheyobserve,“Whatdoesitsignifyhowwedress
ici
hereatCranford,whereeverybodyknowsus?”Et
Andiftheygofrommaison
home,theirreasonisequallycogent,“Whatdoesitsignifyhowwedressici
here,wherenobodyknowsus?”Thematerialsoftheirclothes
sont
are,ingeneral,goodandplain,et
andmostofthemarenearlyasscrupulousasMlle
MissTyler,ofcleanlymemory;mais
butIwillanswerforit,le
thelastgigot,thelasttightet
andscantypetticoatinwearinEngland,wasvu
seeninCranford—andseenwithoutasmile.I
peux
cantestifytoamagnificentfamille
familyredsilkumbrella,underwhichune
agentlelittlespinster,leftaloneofnombreux
manybrothersandsisters,usedtopattertochurchonrainydays.Haveyouany
rouge
redsilkumbrellasinLondon?Wehad
une
atraditionofthefirstqui
thathadeverbeenseeninCranford;et
andthelittleboysmobbedit,et
andcalledit“astickinpetticoats.”It
peut
mighthavebeentheveryrouge
redsilkoneIhavedescribed,heldbyastrongpère
fatheroveratroopoflittleones;the
pauvre
poorlittlelady—thesurvivorofall—couldscarcelycarryit.Thentherewererules
et
andregulationsforvisitingandcalls;et
andtheywereannouncedtotoute
anyyoungpeoplewhomightberester
stayinginthetown,withtous
allthesolemnitywithwhichtheoldManxlawswerereadonceune
ayearontheTinwaldMount.“Ourfriends
ont
havesenttoinquirehowyouareaprès
afteryourjourneyto-night,mydear”(fifteenmilesinagentleman’scarriage);“theywill
donneront
giveyousomerestto-morrow,mais
butthenextday,Ihaveaucun
nodoubt,theywillcall;sobeatliberty
après
aftertwelve—fromtwelvetothreeareourcallinghours.”Then,
après
aftertheyhadcalled—.“Itis
le
thethirdday;Idare
dire
sayyourmammahastoldyou,mydear,jamais
nevertoletmorethantrois
threedayselapsebetweenreceivingaappel
callandreturningit;and
aussi
also,thatyouarenevertorestez
staylongerthanaquarterofanhour.”“ButamItolookatmy
regarder
watch?HowamItofindout
quand
whenaquarterofanhourdois
haspassed?”“Youmustkeep
penser
thinkingaboutthetime,mydear,et
andnotallowyourselftoforgetitinconversation.”As
tout le monde
everybodyhadthisruleintheirminds,whethertheyreceivedou
orpaidacall,ofsûr
coursenoabsorbingsubjectwaseverparlé
spokenabout.Wekeptourselvestoshortsentencesofsmalltalk,
et
andwerepunctualtoourtemps
time.IimaginethatafewofthegentlefolksofCranfordwere
pauvres
poor,andhadsomedifficultyinmakingdeux
bothendsmeet;buttheywere
comme
liketheSpartans,andconcealedtheirsmartsous
underasmilingface.Wenoneofus
parlait
spokeofmoney,becausethatsubjectsavouredofcommerceet
andtrade,andthoughsomepussent
mightbepoor,weweretous
allaristocratic.TheCranfordianshadthatkindlyespritdecorpswhich
faisait
madethemoverlookalldeficienciesinsuccessquand
whensomeamongthemtriedtoconcealtheirpoverty.Quand
WhenMrsForrester,forinstance,donna
gaveapartyinherbaby-houseofadwelling,et
andthelittlemaidendisturbedtheladiesonthesofabyarequestthatshepu
mightgetthetea-trayoutfromunderneath,everyoneprit
tookthisnovelproceedingastheplus
mostnaturalthinginthemonde
world,andtalkedonabouthouseholdformset
andceremoniesasifweallcroyions
believedthatourhostesshadaregularservants’hall,deuxième
secondtable,withhousekeeperandsteward,insteadoftheonelittlecharity-schoolmaiden,whoseshortruddyarmspu
couldneverhavebeenstrongenoughtocarrythetrayupstairs,ifshehadnotbeenassistedinprivatebyhermistress,whonowassise
satinstate,pretendingnottoknowwhatcakesweresentup,thoughsheknew,et
andweknew,andsheknewthatweknew,et
andweknewthatsheknewthatweknew,shehadbeenbusyallthemorningmakingtea-breadet
andsponge-cakes.Therewereone
ou
ortwoconsequencesarisingfromcette
thisgeneralbutunacknowledgedpoverty,et
andthisverymuchacknowledgedgentility,qui
whichwerenotamiss,andqui
whichmightbeintroducedintonombreux
manycirclesofsocietytotheirgreatimprovement.Forinstance,theinhabitantsofCranford
gardaient
keptearlyhours,andclatteredmaison
homeintheirpattens,undertheguidanceofalantern-bearer,aboutnineo’clockatsoir
night;andthewholetownwasabed
et
andasleepbyhalf-pastten.Moreover,itwasconsidered“vulgar”(atremendous
mot
wordinCranford)togivequelque chose
anythingexpensive,inthewayofeatableou
ordrinkable,attheeveningentertainments.Waferbread-and-butter
et
andsponge-biscuitswereallthattheHonourableMrsJamiesondonné
gave;andshewassister-in-lawtothelateEarlofGlenmire,althoughshedidpractisesuch“eleganteconomy.”
“Eleganteconomy!”
Hownaturallyonefallsbackinto
la
thephraseologyofCranford!There,economywas
toujours
always“elegant,”andmoney-spendingalways“vulgaret
andostentatious”;asortofsour-grapeism
qui
whichmadeusverypeacefulet
andsatisfied.Inevershallforgetthedismayfelt
quand
whenacertainCaptainBrownvenu
cametoliveatCranford,et
andopenlyspokeabouthisbeingpoor—notinawhispertoanintimateami
friend,thedoorsandwindowsbeingpreviouslyclosed,mais
butinthepublicstreet!in
une
aloudmilitaryvoice!alleginghispovertyas
une
areasonfornottakingune
aparticularhouse.TheladiesofCranfordwere
déjà
alreadyrathermoaningovertheinvasionoftheirterritoriesbyun
amanandagentleman.Hewasahalf-paycaptain,
et
andhadobtainedsomesituationonaneighbouringrailroad,qui
whichhadbeenvehementlypetitionedcontre
againstbythelittletown;et
andif,inadditiontohismasculinegender,et
andhisconnectionwiththeobnoxiousrailroad,hewassobrazenastoparler
talkofbeingpoor—why,then,indeed,hedoit
mustbesenttoCoventry.Mort
Deathwasastrueandascommonaspoverty;pourtant
yetpeopleneverspokeaboutthat,loudoutinles
thestreets.Itwasa
mot
wordnottobementionedtoearspolite.Wehadtacitlyagreedtoignorethatany
avec
withwhomweassociatedontermsofvisitingequalitypourrait
couldeverbepreventedbypovertyfromfaire
doinganythingthattheywished.Si
Ifwewalkedtoorfromafête
party,itwasbecausethenuit
nightwassofine,ortheairsorefreshing,notparce que
becausesedan-chairswereexpensive.Ifweworeprints,insteadofsummersilks,itwas
parce que
becausewepreferredawashingmaterial;et
andsoon,tillweblindedourselvestothevulgarfait
factthatwewere,allofus,gens
peopleofverymoderatemeans.Of
sûr
course,then,wedidnotsavions
knowwhattomakeofune
amanwhocouldspeakofpovertyassi
ifitwasnotadisgrace.Pourtant
Yet,somehow,CaptainBrownmadehimselfrespectedinCranford,et
andwascalledupon,inspiteoftoutes
allresolutionstothecontrary.Iwassurprisedtohearhisopinionsquotedasauthorityat
un
avisitwhichIpaidtoCranfordenviron
aboutayearafterhehadsettledinla
thetown.Myownfriendshadbeenamongthebitterestopponentsof
toute
anyproposaltovisittheCaptainet
andhisdaughters,onlytwelvemonthsbefore;et
andnowhewasevenadmittedinles
thetabooedhoursbeforetwelve.Vrai
True,itwastodiscoverthecause
causeofasmokingchimney,avant
beforethefirewaslighted;mais
butstillCaptainBrownwalkedupstairs,rien
nothingdaunted,spokeinavoicetrop
toolargefortheroom,et
andjokedquiteinthefaçon
wayofatamemansur
aboutthehouse.Hehadbeenblindto
tous
allthesmallslights,andomissionsoftrivialceremonies,avec
withwhichhehadbeenreceived.Hehadbeenfriendly,though
les
theCranfordladieshadbeencool
cool;hehadansweredsmallsarcasticcomplimentsingoodfaith;
et
andwithhismanlyfranknesshadoverpoweredtout
alltheshrinkingwhichmethimasun
amanwhowasnotashamedtobepauvre
poor.And,atlast,hisexcellentmasculinecommonsense,
et
andhisfacilityindevisingexpedientstoovercomedomesticdilemmas,hadgainedhimune
anextraordinaryplaceasauthorityamongles
theCranfordladies.Hehimselfwentoninhiscourse,asunawareofhispopularityashehadbeenofthereverse;
et
andIamsurehewasstartledun
onedaywhenhefoundhisadvicesohighlyesteemedastofaire
makesomecounselwhichhehaddonné
giveninjesttobepris
takeninsober,seriousearnest.Itwason
ce
thissubject:AnoldladyhadanAlderneycow,whichshelookeduponasa
fille
daughter.Youcouldnotpaytheshortquarterofanhourcall
sans
withoutbeingtoldofthewonderfulmilkou
orwonderfulintelligenceofthisanimal.La
ThewholetownknewandkindlyregardedMlle
MissBetsyBarker’sAlderney;thereforegreatwasthesympathy
et
andregretwhen,inanunguardedmoment,thepauvre
poorcowtumbledintoalime-pit.Shemoanedsoloudlythatshewas
bientôt
soonheardandrescued;butmeanwhile
la
thepoorbeasthadlostmostofhercheveux
hair,andcameoutlookingnaked,cold,et
andmiserable,inabareskin.Tout le monde
Everybodypitiedtheanimal,thoughun
afewcouldnotrestraintheirsmilesatherdrollappearance.Mlle
MissBetsyBarkerabsolutelycriedwithsorrowet
anddismay;anditwas
dit
saidshethoughtoftryingun
abathofoil.Thisremedy,
peut-être
perhaps,wasrecommendedbysomeoneofthenumberwhoseadviceshedemandé
asked;buttheproposal,ifeveritwasmade,wasknockedonthe
tête
headbyCaptainBrown’sdecided“Getherun
aflannelwaistcoatandflanneldrawers,ma’am,si
ifyouwishtokeepheralive.Mais
Butmyadviceis,killla
thepoorcreatureatonce.”Mlle
MissBetsyBarkerdriedhereyes,et
andthankedtheCaptainheartily;shesetto
travail
work,andby-and-byalltheville
townturnedouttoseela
theAlderneymeeklygoingtoherpasture,cladindarkgreyflannel.Ihavewatchedhermyselfmanya
fois
time.DoyoueverseecowsdressedingreyflannelinLondon?
CaptainBrownhad
pris
takenasmallhouseontheoutskirtsoftheville
town,wherehelivedwithhisdeux
twodaughters.Hemusthavebeenupwardsofsixtyat
la
thetimeofthefirstvisitIpayé
paidtoCranfordafterIhadquitté
leftitasaresidence.Mais
Buthehadawiry,well-trained,elasticfigure,astiffmilitarythrow-backofhistête
head,andaspringingstep,qui
whichmadehimappearmuchyoungerthanhewas.Hiseldest
fille
daughterlookedalmostasoldashimself,et
andbetrayedthefactthathisréel
realwasmorethanhisapparentage.Mlle
MissBrownmusthavebeenforty;shehad
une
asickly,pained,carewornexpressiononhervisage
face,andlookedasifla
thegaietyofyouthhadlongtemps
longfadedoutofsight.Même
Evenwhenyoungshemustdevait
havebeenplainandhard-featured.Mlle
MissJessieBrownwastenyearsyoungerque
thanhersister,andtwentyshadesprettier.Her
visage
facewasroundanddimpled.Mlle
MissJenkynsoncesaid,inapassioncontre
againstCaptainBrown(thecauseoflaquelle
whichIwilltellyoupresently),“thatshepensait
thoughtitwastimeforMlle
MissJessietoleaveoffherdimples,et
andnotalwaystobeessayer
tryingtolooklikeachild.”Itwas
vrai
truetherewassomethingchildlikeinhervisage
face;andtherewillbe,I
pense
think,tillshedies,thoughsheshouldvit
livetoahundred.Hereyeswerelargebluewonderingeyes,
regardant
lookingstraightatyou;hernosewasunformed
et
andsnub,andherlipswereredet
anddewy;sheworeher
cheveux
hair,too,inlittlerowsofcurls,qui
whichheightenedthisappearance.I
ne
donotknowwhethershewasjolie
prettyornot;butIlikedher
visage
face,andsodideverybody,et
andIdonotthinkshepourrait
couldhelpherdimples.Shehad
quelque chose
somethingofherfather’sjauntinessofgaitet
andmanner;andanyfemaleobserver
pourrait
mightdetectaslightdifferenceinla
theattireofthetwosisters—thatofMlle
MissJessiebeingabouttwopoundsperannumplus
moreexpensivethanMissBrown’s.Deux
TwopoundswasalargesuminCaptainBrown’sannualdisbursements.SuchwastheimpressionmadeuponmebytheBrown
famille
familywhenIfirstsawthemtous
alltogetherinCranfordChurch.TheCaptainIhad
rencontré
metbefore—ontheoccasionofthesmokychimney,whichhehadcuredbysomesimplealterationintheflue.Inchurch,he
tenait
heldhisdoubleeye-glasstohiseyesduringla
theMorningHymn,andthenlifteduphistête
headerectandsangoutloudet
andjoyfully.Hemadetheresponseslouderthantheclerk—anold
homme
manwithapipingfeeblevoice,qui
who,Ithink,feltaggrievedattheCaptain’ssonorousbass,et
andquiveredhigherandhigherinconsequence.Oncomingoutofchurch,thebriskCaptainpaidthe
plus
mostgallantattentiontohisdeux
twodaughters.Henoddedandsmiledtohisacquaintances;
mais
butheshookhandswithnoneuntilhehadaidé
helpedMissBrowntounfurlherumbrella,hadrelievedherofherprayer-book,et
andhadwaitedpatientlytillshe,avec
withtremblingnervoushands,hadpris
takenuphergowntomarcher
walkthroughthewetroads.IwonderwhattheCranfordladies
faisaient
didwithCaptainBrownattheirparties.Wehadoftenrejoiced,informerdays,thattherewas
pas
nogentlemantobeattendedto,et
andtofindconversationfor,atthecard-parties.Wehadcongratulatedourselvesupon
la
thesnugnessoftheevenings;et
and,inourloveforgentility,et
anddistasteofmankind,wehadpresque
almostpersuadedourselvesthattobeun
amanwastobe“vulgar”;so
que
thatwhenIfoundmyfriendet
andhostess,MissJenkyns,wasallait
goingtohaveapartyinmyhonour,et
andthatCaptainandtheMlle
MissBrownswereinvited,Iwonderedmuchwhatallait
wouldbethecourseoftheevening.Card-tables,
avec
withgreenbaizetops,weresetoutbydaylight,justasusual;itwasthethird
semaine
weekinNovember,sotheeveningsclosedinaboutquatre
four.Candles,andcleanpacksofcards,werearrangedon
chaque
eachtable.Thefirewasmadeup;
la
theneatmaid-servanthadreceivedherlastdirections;et
andtherewestood,dressedinourmieux
best,eachwithacandle-lighterinourhands,readytodartatthecandlesassoonasthepremier
firstknockcame.PartiesinCranfordweresolemnfestivities,
faisant
makingtheladiesfeelgravelyelatedastheyassises
sattogetherintheirbestdresses.Assoonas
trois
threehadarrived,wesatdownto“Preference,”Ibeingle
theunluckyfourth.Thenext
quatre
fourcomerswereputdownimmediatelytoautre
anothertable;andpresentlythetea-trays,whichIhadseensetoutinthestore-roomasIpassedinthe
matin
morning,wereplacedeachonthemiddleofacard-table.La
Thechinawasdelicateegg-shell;theold-fashionedsilverglitteredwithpolishing;
mais
buttheeatableswereoftheslightestdescription.Whilethetrayswereyetonthetables,Captain
et
andtheMissBrownscamein;et
andIcouldseethat,somehowou
orother,theCaptainwasafavouritewithtoutes
alltheladiespresent.Ruffledbrowsweresmoothed,sharpvoicesloweredathisapproach.
Mlle
MissBrownlookedill,anddepressedpresque
almosttogloom.MissJessiesmiledasusual,
et
andseemednearlyaspopularasherpère
father.Heimmediatelyandquietlyassumed
la
theman’splaceintheroom;attendedto
tous
everyone’swants,lessenedthejolie
prettymaid-servant’slabourbywaitingonemptycupset
andbread-and-butterlessladies;andyet
fait
diditallinsofacile
easyanddignifiedamanner,et
andsomuchasifitwereamatterofcourseforle
thestrongtoattendtole
theweak,thathewasavrai
truemanthroughout.Heplayedforthreepennypoints
avec
withasgraveaninterestasiftheyhadbeenpounds;et
andyet,inallhisattentiontostrangers,hehadun
aneyeonhissufferingdaughter—forsufferingIwassûr
sureshewas,thoughtobeaucoup
manyeyesshemightonlyappeartobeirritable.Mlle
MissJessiecouldnotplaycards:mais
butshetalkedtothesitters-out,qui
who,beforehercoming,hadbeenratherinclinedtobecross.She
chantait
sang,too,toanoldcrackedpiano,qui
whichIthinkhadbeenaspinetinitsyouth.Mlle
MissJessiesang,“JockofHazeldean”un
alittleoutoftune;mais
butwewerenoneofusmusical,thoughMlle
MissJenkynsbeattime,outoftemps
time,bywayofappearingtobeso.Itwas
très
verygoodofMissJenkynstofaire
dothis;forIhad
vu
seenthat,alittlebefore,shehadbeenagooddealannoyedbyMlle
MissJessieBrown’sunguardedadmission(àproposofShetlandwool)thatshehadanoncle
uncle,hermother’sbrother,whowasashopkeeperinEdinburgh.Mlle
MissJenkynstriedtodrownthisconfessionbyune
aterriblecough—fortheHonourableMrsJamiesonwasassise
sittingatacard-tablenearestMlle
MissJessie,andwhatwouldshedirait
sayorthinkifshefoundoutshewasinla
thesameroomwithashop-keeper’sniece!Mais
ButMissJessieBrown(whohadnotact,aswetous
allagreedthenextmorning)wouldrepeattheinformation,et
andassureMissPoleshepourrait
couldeasilygethertheidenticalShetlandwoolrequired,“throughmyoncle
uncle,whohasthebestassortmentofShetlandgoodsofanyoneinEdinbro’.”Itwastotakethetasteofthisoutofourmouths,
et
andthesoundofthisoutofourears,que
thatMissJenkynsproposedmusic;soIsayagain,itwas
très
verygoodofhertobattre
beattimetothesong.Quand
Whenthetraysre-appearedwithbiscuitset
andwine,punctuallyataquartertonine,therewasconversation,comparingofcards,et
andtalkingovertricks;butby-and-byCaptainBrownsported
un
abitofliterature.“Haveyou
vu
seenanynumbersof‘ThePickwickPapers’?”dit
saidhe.(Theywerethenpublishinginparts.)
“Capitalthing!”
Now
Mlle
MissJenkynswasdaughterofadeceasedrectorofCranford;et
and,onthestrengthofanumberofmanuscriptsermons,et
andaprettygoodlibraryofdivinity,consideredherselfliterary,et
andlookeduponanyconversationaboutbooksasachallengetoher.Soshe
répondit
answeredandsaid,“Yes,shehadseenles
them;indeed,shemightsayshehad
lus
readthem.”“Andwhatdoyouthinkofthem?”
exclaimedCaptainBrown.
“Aren’ttheyfamouslygood?”
Sourged
Mlle
MissJenkynscouldnotbutparler
speak.“Imustsay,Idon’t
pense
thinktheyarebyanymeansequaltoDrJohnson.Still,
peut-être
perhaps,theauthorisyoung.Laissez
Lethimpersevere,andwhosait
knowswhathemaybecomeifhewillprend
takethegreatDoctorforhismodel?”Thiswasevidently
trop
toomuchforCaptainBrowntoprendre
takeplacidly;andIsawthewordsonthetipofhistongue
avant
beforeMissJenkynshadfinishedhersentence.“Itis
tout à fait
quiteadifferentsortofchose
thing,mydearmadam,”hebegan.“Iam
tout à fait
quiteawareofthat,”returnedelle
she.“AndImakeallowances,CaptainBrown.”
“Justallowmeto
lire
readyouasceneoutofce
thismonth’snumber,”pleadedhe.“I
eu
haditonlythismorning,et
andIdon’tthinkthecompagnie
companycanhavereadityet.”“Asyouplease,”
dit
saidshe,settlingherselfwithun
anairofresignation.He
lu
readtheaccountofthe“swarry”whichSamWellerdonné
gaveatBath.Someofuslaughedheartily.
Ididnotdare,
parce que
becauseIwasstayinginla
thehouse.