THEAUTHOR’SPREFACE
Ofallkindsofsatire,thereisnonesoentertaininganduniversallyimproving,asthatwhichisintroduced,asitwereoccasionally,inthecourseofaninterestingstory,whichbringseveryincidenthometolife,andbyrepresentingfamiliarscenesinanuncommonandamusingpointofview,investsthemwithallthegracesofnovelty,
kun
whilenatureisappealedtoineveryparticular.Thereadergratifieshiscuriosityinpursuingtheadventuresofapersoninwhosefavourheisprepossessed;
heespouseshiscause,hesympathiseswithhiminhisdistress,hisindignationisheated
vastaan
againsttheauthorsofhiscalamity:thehumanepassionsareinflamed;
thecontrastbetweendejectedvirtue
ja
andinsultingviceappearswithgreateraggravation,ja
andeveryimpressionhavingadoubleforceontheimagination,thememoryretainsthecircumstance,ja
andtheheartimprovesbytheexample.Theattentionisnottiredwithabarecatalogueofcharacters,butagreeablydivertedwithallthevarietyofinvention;
andthevicissitudesof
elämän
lifeappearintheirpeculiarcircumstances,avaen
openinganamplefieldforwitandhumour.Romance,nodoubt,owesitsorigintoignorance,vanity,
ja
andsuperstition.Inthedarkagesofthe
Maailman
World,whenamanhadrenderedhimselffamousforwisdomtai
orvalour,hisfamilyandadherentsavailedthemselvesofhissuperiorqualities,magnifiedhisvirtues,andrepresentedhischaracterandpersonassacredandsupernatural.Thevulgareasilyswallowedthebait,imploredhisprotection,andyieldedthetributeofhomageandpraise,
jopa
eventoadoration;hisexploitswerehandeddowntoposterity
kanssa
withathousandexaggerations;theywererepeatedasincitementstovirtue;
divinehonourswerepaid,andaltarserectedtohismemory,fortheencouragementof
niitä
thosewhoattemptedtoimitatehisexample;andhencearosetheheathenmythology,
joka
whichisnootherthanacollectionofextravagantromances.As
oppiminen
learningadvanced,andgeniusreceivedcultivation,näitä
thesestorieswereembellishedwiththegracesofpoetry,thattheyvoisivat
mightthebetterrecommendthemselvestotheattention;theywere
laulettiin
sunginpublic,atfestivals,fortheinstructionanddelightoftheaudience;andrehearsed
ennen
beforebattle,asincentivestodeedsofglory.Thustragedyandtheepicmusewereborn,and,intheprogressoftaste,arrivedatperfection.
Itis
ei
nowonderthattheancientscouldnotrelishafableinprose,kun
aftertheyhadseensomonta
manyremarkableeventscelebratedinversebytheirparhaat
bestpoets;wethereforefindnoromanceamongthemduringtheeraoftheirexcellence,unlesstheCyropædiaofXenophon
voida
maybesocalled;anditwasnottillartsandsciencesbegantorevive
kun
aftertheirruptionofthebarbariansintoEurope,thatjotain
anythingofthiskindappeared.Mutta
Butwhenthemindsofmenweredebauchedbytheimpositionofpriestcrafttothekaikkein
mostabsurdpitchofcredulity,theauthorsofromancearose,andmenettäen
losingsightofprobability,filledtheirperformanceswiththekaikkein
mostmonstroushyperboles.Iftheycouldnotequaltheancientpoetsinpointofgeniustheywereresolvedtoexceltheminfiction,andapplytothewonder,rather
kuin
thanthejudgment,oftheirreaders.Accordingly,they
toivat
broughtnecromancytotheiraid,andinsteadofsupportingthecharacteroftheirheroesbydignityofsentimentandpractice,distinguishedthembytheirbodilystrength,activity,andextravaganceofbehaviour.Although
mikään
nothingcouldbemoreludicrousja
andunnaturalthanthefigurestheydrew,theydidnotwantpatronsja
andadmirers;andtheworldactuallybegantobeinfectedwiththespiritofknight-errantry,
kun
whenCervantes,byaninimitablepieceofridicule,reformedthetasteofmankind,representingchivalryintherightpointofview,andconvertingromancetopurposespaljon
farmoreusefulandentertaining,bymakingitassumethesock,andpointoutthefolliesofordinaryelämän
life.ThesamemethodhasbeenpractisedbyotherSpanishandFrenchauthors,andbynonemoresuccessfully
kuin
thanbyMonsieurLeSage,joka
who,inhisAdventuresofGilBlas,hasdescribedtheknaveryandfoiblesofelämän
life,withinfinitehumourandsagacity.The
seuraavat
followingsheetsIhavemodelledonhisplan,ottaen
takingmeliberty,however,todifferfromhimintheexecution,jossa
whereIthoughthisparticularsituationswereuncommon,extravagant,tai
orpeculiartothecountryinwhichthesceneislaid.ThedisgracesofGilBlasare,forthemostpart,suchasratherexcitemirththancompassion;
hehimselflaughsat
heille
them;andhistransitionsfromdistresstohappiness,
tai
oratleastease,aresosudden,thatneitherthereaderhastimetopityhäntä
him,norhimselftobeacquaintedwithaffliction.Thisconduct,inmyopinion,notonlydeviatesfromprobability,butpreventsthatgenerousindignation,whichoughttoanimatethereaderagainstthesordidandviciousdispositionofthe
maailman
world.Ihaveattemptedtorepresentmodestmeritstruggling
kanssa
witheverydifficultytowhichafriendlessorphanisexposed,fromhisownwantofexperience,aswellasfromtheselfishness,envy,malice,andbaseindifferenceofmankind.Tosecureafavourableprepossession,I
olen
haveallowedhimtheadvantagesofbirthandeducation,jotka
whichintheseriesofhismisfortuneswill,Itoivottavasti
hope,engagetheingenuousmorewarmlyinhisbehalf;andthoughIforesee,
että
thatsomepeoplewillbeoffendedatthemeanscenesinwhichheisinvolved,Ipersuademyselfettä
thatthejudiciouswillnotvain
onlyperceivethenecessityofdescribingniitä
thosesituationstowhichhetäytyy
mustofcoursebeconfined,inhislowestate,butmyös
alsofindentertainmentinviewingniitä
thosepartsoflife,wherethehumoursandpassionsareundisguisedbyaffectation,ceremony,tai
oreducation;andthewhimsicalpeculiaritiesofdispositionappearasnature
on
hasimplantedthem.ButIbelieveI
tarvitse
neednottroublemyselfinvindicatingapracticeauthorizedbytheparhaat
bestwritersinthisway,joitakin
someofwhomIhavejo
alreadynamed.Everyintelligentreaderwill,atfirstsight,perceiveIhavenotdeviatedfromnatureinthefacts,
jotka
whicharealltrueinthemain,althoughthecircumstancesarealteredja
anddisguised,toavoidpersonalsatire.It
nyt
nowremainstogivemyreasonsformakingthechiefpersonageoftämän
thisworkaNorthBriton,whicharechieflythese:I
voisin
could,atasmallexpense,bestowonhimsucheducationasIthoughtthedignityofhisbirthandcharacterrequired,whichvoisin
couldnotpossiblybeobtainedinEngland,bysuchslendermeansasthenatureofmyplanwouldafford.Inthenextplace,I
voisin
couldrepresentsimplicityofmannersinaremoteosassa
partofthekingdom,withmoreproprietykuin
thaninanyplacenearthecapital;andlastly,thedispositionoftheScots,addictedtotravelling,justifiesmyconductinderivinganadventurerfrom
että
thatcountry.APOLOGUE
Ayoungpainter,indulgingaveinofpleasantry,sketchedakindofconversationpiece,representingabear,anowl,amonkey,andan
aasi
ass;andtorenderitmorestriking,humorous,andmoral,distinguishedeveryfigurebysomeemblemofhumanlife.
Bruinwasexhibitedinthegarbandattitudeofanold,toothless,drunkensoldier;
theowlpercheduponthehandleofacoffee-pot,withspectacleonnose,seemedtocontemplateanewspaper;
andthe
aasi
ass,ornamentedwithahugetie-wig(which,however,voinut
couldnotconcealhislongears),istui
satforhispicturetothemonkey,whoappearedwiththeimplementsofpainting.Tämä
Thiswhimsicalgroupaffordedsomemirth,andmetwithgeneralapprobation,kunnes
untilsomemischievouswaghintedettä
thatthewhole—wasalampoonuponthefriendsoftheperformer;aninsinuationwhichwasnosoonercirculatedthan
ne
thoseverypeoplewhoapplaudeditennen
beforebegantobealarmed,andjopa
eventofancythemselvessignifiedbytheseveralfiguresofthepiece.Amongothers,aworthypersonageinyears,
joka
whohadservedinthearmywithreputation,beingincensedatthesupposedoutrage,repairedtothelodgingofthepainter,andlöysi
findinghimathome,“Harkye,Mr.Monkey,”sanoi
saidhe,“Ihaveahyvä
goodmindtoconvinceyou,että
thatthoughthebearhasmenettänyt
losthisteeth,heretainshispaws,andettä
thatheisnotsodrunkmutta
buthecanperceiveyourimpertinence.”“Sblood!
herra
sir,thattoothlessjawisad—nedscandalouslibel—butdon’tyouimaginemesochopfallenasnottobepysty
abletochewthecudofresentment.”Herehewasinterruptedbythearrivalofalearnedphysician,
joka
who,advancingtotheculpritwithfuryinhisaspect,exclaimed,“Supposetheaugmentationoftheass’searsshouldprovethediminutionofthebaboon’s—nay,seeknottoprevaricate,for,bythebeardofAesculapius!thereisnotonehairinthisperiwigthatwillnot
seisoisi
standupinjudgmenttoconvicttheeofpersonalabuse.Do
mutta
butobserve,captain,howthispitifulpikku
littlefellowhascopiedtheverycurls—thecolour,indeed,isdifferent,mutta
butthentheformandforetoparemelko
quitesimilar.”Whilehethusremonstratedinastrainofvociferation,avenerablesenatorentered,andwaddlinguptothedelinquent,“Jackanapes!”
cried
hän
he,“IwillnowlettheeseeIvoin
canreadsomethingelsethananewspaper,andettä
thatwithoutthehelpofspectacles:hereisyourownnoteofhand,sirrah,formoney,
joka
whichifIhadnotadvanced,youyourselfwouldhaveresembledanowl,innotdaringtonäyttää
showyourfacebyday,youungratefulslanderousknave!”Invaintheastonishedpainterdeclaredthathe
ollut
hadnointentiontogiveoffence,tai
ortocharacteriseparticularpersons:theyaffirmedtheresemblancewas
liian
toopalpabletobeoverlooked;theytaxedhimwithinsolence,malice,
ja
andingratitude;andtheirclamoursbeingoverheardbythepublic,thecaptainwasabear,the
lääkäri
doctoranass,andthesenatoranowl,tohisdyingday.Christianreader,Ibeseechthee,inthebowelsoftheLord,
muista
rememberthisexample“whilethouartemployedintheperusalofthefollowingsheets;andseeknottoappropriatetothyselfthatwhichequallybelongstofivehundred
eri
differentpeople.Ifthoushouldstmeetwithacharacterthatreflectstheeinsomeungraciousparticular,
pidä
keepthyowncounsel;CHAPTERI
OfmyBirthandParentage.
Iwasborninthenorthernpartof
tämän
thisunitedkingdom,inthehouseofmygrandfather,agentlemanofconsiderablefortuneandinfluence,joka
whohadonmanyoccasionssignalisedhimselfinbehalfofhiscountry;andwasremarkableforhisabilitiesinthelaw,whichheexercisedwithgreatsuccessinthestationofajudge,particularly
vastaan
againstbeggars,forwhomheoli
hadasingularaversion.Myfather(hisyoungestson)fallinginlove
kanssa
withapoorrelation,wholivedkanssa
withtheoldgentlemaninqualityofahousekeeper,espousedherprivately;andIwasthe
ensimmäinen
firstfruitofthatmarriage.Duringherpregnancy,adreamdiscomposedmymothersomuch
että
thatherhusband,tiredwithherimportunity,atlastconsultedahighlandseer,whosefavourableinterpretationhewouldhavesecuredbeforehandbyabribe,mutta
butfoundhimincorruptible.Shedreamedshewasdeliveredofatennis-ball,whichthedevil(who,tohergreatsurprise,actedthepartofamidwife)strucksoforciblywitharacket
että
thatitdisappearedinaninstant;andshewasforsometimeinconsolableforthelostofheroffspring;
when,allonasudden,shebehelditreturnwithequalviolence,andentertheearth,beneathherfeet,whenceimmediatelysprangupagoodlytreecoveredwithblossoms,thescentof
joka
whichoperatedsostronglyonhernervesettä
thatsheawoke.Theattentivesage,aftersomedeliberation,assuredmyparents,
että
thattheirfirstbornwouldbeasuuri
greattraveller;thathewouldundergo
monia
manydangersanddifficulties,andatlastpalaisi
returntohisnativeland,missä
wherehewouldflourishinhappinessja
andreputation.Howtrulythiswasforetoldwillappearinthesequel.
Itwasnot
kauan
longbeforesomeofficiouspersoninformedmygrandfatherofcertainfamiliaritiesettä
thatpassedbetweenhissonandhousekeeperwhichalarmedhimsomuchettä
that,afewdaysafter,hesanoi
toldmyfatheritwashighaika
timeforhimtothinkofsettling;ja
andthathehadprovidedamatchforhänelle
him,towhichhecouldinjusticehaveei
noobjections.Myfather,findingitwouldbeimpossibletoconcealhissituationmuchlonger,franklyownedwhathe
oli
haddone;andexcusedhimselffornothaving
kysynyt
askedtheconsentofhisfather,bysanoen
saying,heknewitwouldhavebeentonopurpose;andthat,hadhisinclinationbeenknown,mygrandfather
voinut
mighthavetakensuchmeasuresaswouldhaveeffectuallyputthegratificationofitoutofhispower:headded,thatnoexceptions
voitu
couldbetakentohiswife’svirtue,birth,beauty,ja
andgoodsense,andasforfortune,itwasbeneathhiscare.The
vanha
oldgentleman,whokeptallhispassions,exceptone,inexcellentjärjestyksessä
order,heardhimtoanloppuun
endwithgreattemper,andthencalmlykysyi
asked,howheproposedtomaintainhimselfja
andspouse?Hereplied,he
voisi
couldbeinnodangerofwantingwhilehisfather’stendernessremained,whichheandhiswifepitäisi
shouldalwayscultivatewiththeutmostveneration;andhewaspersuadedhisallowancewouldbesuitabletothedignityandcircumstancesofhisfamily,andtotheprovision
jo
alreadymadeforhisbrothersandsisters,jotka
whowerehappilysettledunderhisprotection.“Yourbrothersandsisters,”
sanoi
saidmygrandfather,“didnotthinkitbeneaththemtoconsultmeinanaffairofsuchimportanceasmatrimony;neither,Isuppose,wouldyouhaveomittedthatpieceofduty,hadyounotsomesecretfundinreserve;
tothecomfortsofwhichI
jätän
leaveyou,withadesireettä
thatyouwillthisnightseekouttoisen
anotherhabitationforyourselfandwife,whither,inashorttime,Iwilllähetän
sendyouanaccountoftheexpenseIolen
havebeenatinyoureducation,withaviewofbeingreimbursed.Herra
Sir,youhavemadethegrandtour—youareapolitegentleman—ahyvin
veryprettygentleman—Iwishyouagreatpaljon
dealofjoy,andamyourhyvin
veryhumbleservant.”Sosaying,he
jätti
leftmyfatherinasituationeasilyimagined.However,hedidnot
pitkään
longhesitate;for,beingperfectly
hyvin
wellacquaintedwithhisfather’sdisposition,hedidnotdoubtettä
thathewasgladoftästä
thispretencetogetridofhänestä
him;andhisresolvesbeingasinvariableasthelawsoftheMedesandPersians,he
tiesi
knewitwouldbetonopurposetoattempthimbyprayersandentreaties;sowithoutanyfartherapplication,hebetookhimself,withhisdisconsolatebedfellowtoafarm-house,wherean
vanha
oldservantofhismotherdwelt:siellä
theretheyremainedsometimeinasituationmutta
butilladaptedtotheeleganceoftheirdesiresandtendernessoftheirlove;joka
whichneverthelessmyfatherchosetoendure,ratherthansupplicateanunnaturalandinflexibleparentmutta
butmymother,foreseeingtheinconveniencestojoka
whichshemusthavebeenexposed,hadshebeendeliveredinthisplace(andherpregnancywashyvin
veryfaradvanced),withoutcommunicatingherdesigntoherhusband,wentindisguisetothehouseofmygrandfather,toivoen
hopingthathertearsandconditionwouldmovehimtocompassion,andreconcilehimtoaneventjoka
whichwasnowirrecoverablypast.She
löysi
foundmeanstodeceivetheservants,andgetintroducedasanunfortunatelady,joka
whowantedtocomplainofsomematrimonialgrievances,itbeingmygrandfather’sparticularprovincetodecideinkaikki
allcasesofscandal.Shewasaccordinglyadmittedintohispresence,where,discoveringherself,shefellathisfeet,
ja
andinthemostaffectingmannerimploredhisforgiveness;atthesametimerepresentingthedangerthatthreatenednot
vain
onlyherlife,butthatofhisowngrandchild,joka
whichwasabouttoseethelight.He
sanoi
toldherhewassorryettä
thattheindiscretionofherandhissonoli
hadcompelledhimtomakeavow,joka
whichputitoutofhispowertogivethemmitään
anyassistance;thathehad
jo
alreadyimpartedhisthoughtsonettä
thatsubjecttoherhusband,ja
andwassurprisedthattheyoli
shoulddisturbhispeacewithanyfartherimportunity.Tämän
Thissaid,heretired.Theviolenceofmymother’safflictionhad
niin
suchaneffectonherconstitutionettä
thatshewasimmediatelyseizedwiththepainsofchildbed;andhadnotan
vanha
oldmaidservant,towhomshewashyvin
verydear,affordedherpityandassistance,atthehazardofincurringmygrandfather’sdispleasure,sheandtheinnocentfruitofherwombmusthavefallenmiserablevictimstohisrigourandinhumanity.Bythefriendshipof
tämän
thispoorwomanshewascarrieduptoagarret,andimmediatelydeliveredofamanchild,thestoryofwhoseunfortunatebirthhehimselfnyt
nowrelates.Myfather,beinginformedofwhathadhappened,flewtotheembracesofhisdarlingspouse,and
kun
whileheloadedhisoffspringwithpaternalembraces,voinut
couldnotforbearsheddingafloodoftearsonbeholdingthedearpartnerofhisheart(forwhoseeasehewouldolla
havesacrificedthetreasuresoftheeast)stretcheduponaflockbed,inamiserableapartment,unabletoprotectherfromtheinclemenciesoftheweather.Itisnottobesupposedthatthe
vanha
oldgentlemanwasignorantofwhatpassed,thoughheaffectedtoknownothingofthematter,andpretendedtobeverymuchsurprised,kun
whenoneofhisgrandchildren,byhiseldestpoika
sondeceased,wholivedwithhimashisheirapparent,acquaintedhimwiththeaffair;hedeterminedthereforetoobservenomedium,
mutta
butimmediately(onthethirddayafterherdelivery)lähetti
sentheraperemptoryordertobegone,ja
andturnedofftheservantjoka
whohadpreservedherlife.Tämä
Thisbehavioursoexasperatedmyfatherettä
thathehadrecoursetothemostdreadfulimprecations;andonhisbarekneesimplored
että
thatHeavenwouldrenouncehimjos
ifeverheshouldforgettai
orforgivethebarbarityofhissire.Theinjuries
joka
whichthisunhappymotherreceivedfromherremovalinsuchcircumstances,andthewantofnecessarieswhereshelodged,yhdessä
togetherwithhergriefandanxietyofmind,pian
soonthrewherintoalanguishingdisorder,joka
whichputanendtoherlife.Myfather,
joka
wholovedhertenderly,wassoaffectedwithherdeathettä
thatheremainedsixweeksdeprivedofhissenses;duringwhichtime,thepeople
jossa
wherehelodgedcarriedtheinfanttotheoldmanwhorelentedsofar,onhearingthemelancholystoryofhisdaughter-in-law’sdeath,andthedeplorableconditionofhisson,astolähetti
sendthechildtonurse,andheorderedmyfathertobecarriedhometohishouse,jossa
wherehesoonrecoveredtheuseofhisreason.Whether
tämä
thishardheartedjudgefeltanyremorseforhiscrueltreatmentofhissonanddaughter,tai
or(whichismoreprobable)wasafraidhischaracterwouldsufferintheneighbourhood,heprofessedgreatsorrowforhisconducttomyfather,whosedeliriumwassucceededbyaprofoundmelancholyandreserve.Atlengthhedisappeared,and,notwithstandingallimaginableinquiry,couldnotbe
kuulla
heardof;acircumstancewhichconfirmedmostpeopleintheopinionofhis
oli
havingmadeawaywithhimselfinafitofdespair.CHAPTERII
Igrowup—amhatedbymyRelations—senttoSchool—neglectedbymyGrandfather—maltreatedbymyMaster—seasonedtoAdversity—IformCabals
vastaan
againstthePedant—amdebarredAccesstomyGrandfather—huntedbyhisHeir—IdemolishtheTeethofhisTutor.Therewerenotwantingsome
jotka
whosuspectedmyunclesofbeingconcernedinmyfather’sfate,onthesuppositionettä
thattheywouldallshareinthepatrimonydestinedforhim;ja
andthisconjecturewasstrengthenedbyreflectingettä
thatinallhiscalamitiestheykoskaan
neverdiscoveredtheleastinclinationtoservehäntä
him;but,onthecontrary,byalltheartificesintheirpower,fedhisresentmentandsupportedhisresolutionof
jättää
leavinghimtomiseryandwant.Mutta
Butpeopleofjudgmenttreatedtätä
thisinsinuationasanidlechimera;sillä
because,hadmyrelationsbeensowickedastoconsulttheirinterestbycommittingsuchanatrociouscrime,thefateofmyfatherwouldhaveextendedtomemyös
toowhoselifewasanotherobstacletotheirexpectation.Meanwhile,Igrewapace,andasIstronglyresembledmyfather,whowasthedarlingofthetenants,Iwanted
mitään
nothingwhichtheirindigentcircumstancescouldafford:mutta
buttheirfavourwasaweakresourcevastaan
againstthejealousenmityofmycousins;who
sitä
themoremyinfancypromised,conceivedsitä
themoreimplacablehatredagainstminua
me:andbeforeIwassixyearsofage,
olin
hadsoeffectuallyblockadedmygrandfatherthatIkoskaan
neversawhimbutbystealth,kun
whenIsometimesmadeuptohischairasheistui
sattoviewhislabourersinthefield:onwhichoccasionhewouldstrokemyhead,bidmebeagood
poika
boy,andpromisetotakecareofme.Iwas
pian
soonaftersenttoschoolatavillagehardby,ofwhichhehadbeendictatortimeoutofmind;mutta
butasheneverpaidformyboard,norsuppliedmewithclothes,books,andmuita
othernecessariesIrequired,myconditionwashyvin
veryraggedandcontemptible,andtheschoolmaster,joka
who,throughfearofmygrandfather,taughtmegratis,antanut
gavehimselfnoconcernabouttheprogressImadeunderhisinstruction.Inspiteofall
näistä
thesedifficultiesanddisgraces,Ituli
becameagoodproficientintheLatintongue;ja
and,assoonasIcouldkirjoittamista
writetolerably,pesteredmygrandfatherwithletterstosuchadegreeettä
thathesentformymaster,ja
andchidhimseverelyforbestowingsuchpainsonmyeducation,sanoi
tellinghimthat,ifeverIshouldbetuodaan
broughttothegallowsforforgery,whichhehadtaughtmetocommit,mybloodwouldlieonhispäänsä
head.Thepedant,whodreadednothingmore
kuin
thanthedispleasureofhispatron,assuredhishonourettä
thattheboy’sabilitywasmoreowingtohisowngeniusandapplicationkuin
thantoanyinstructionorencouragementhereceived;that,althoughhe
voinut
couldnotdivesthimofsitä
theknowledgehehadalreadyimbibed,unlesshetahtonut
wouldempowerhimtodisablehisfingers,heshouldendeavour,withGod’shelp,topreventhisfutureimprovement.Ja
And,indeed,hepunctuallyperformedwhatheoli
hadundertaken;for,onpretence
että
thatIhadwrittenimpertinentletterstomygrandfather,hecausedaboardtobeteki
madewithfiveholesinsen
it,throughwhichhethrustthefingersandthumbofmyrighthand,andfasteneditbywhipcordtomywrist,insuchamanneraseffectuallydebarredmethekäyttää
useofmypen.But
tämä
thisrestraintIwasfreedfrominamuutaman
fewdays,byanaccidentjoka
whichhappenedinaquarrelbetweenmeja
andanotherboy;who,takinguponhimtoinsultmypoverty,Iwassoincensedathisungenerousreproach
että
thatwithonestrokewithmymachineIleikkasin
cuthimtotheskull,tothegreatterrorofmyselfandschoolfellows,whojättivät
lefthimbleedingontheground,andrantoinformthemasterofwhathadhappened.Iwassoseverelypunishedfor
tästä
thistrespassthat,wereItoeläisin
livetotheageofMethusalem,theimpressionitteki
madeonmewouldnotbeeffaced;the
enemmän
morethantheantipathyandhorrorIconceivedforthemercilesstyrantwhoinflictedit.Thecontemptwhichmyappearancenaturallyproducedinallwho
näkivät
sawme,thecontinualwantstowhichIwasexposed,andmyownhaughtydisposition,impatientofaffronts,involvedmeinathousandtroublesomeadventures,bywhichIwasatlengthinuredinadversity,andemboldenedtoundertakingspaljon
farabovemyyears.IwasofteninhumanlyscourgedforcrimesI
tehnyt
didnotcommit,because,havingthecharacterofavagabondinthevillage,everypieceofmischief,whoseauthorlayunknown,waschargeduponminua
me.IhavebeenfoundguiltyofrobbingorchardsI
koskaan
neverentered,ofkillingcatsIkoskaan
neverhunted,ofstealinggingerbreadIkoskaan
nevertouched,andofabusingvanhoja
oldwomenIneversaw.Nay,astammeringcarpenter
oli
hadeloquenceenoughtopersuademymasterettä
thatIfiredapistolloadedwithsmallshotintohiswindow;thoughmylandlady
ja
andthewholefamilyborewitnessettä
thatIwasabedfastasleepatthetimekun
whenthisoutragewascommitted.Iwasoncefloggedfor
olin
havingnarrowlyescapeddrowning,bythesinkingofaferryboatinwhichIwaspassenger.Anothertime,forhavingrecoveredofabruiseoccasionedbyahorseandcart
olivat ajaneet
runningoverme.Athird
kertaa
time,forbeingbittenbyabaker’sdog.Inshort,whetherIwasguilty
tai
orunfortunate,thecorrectionandsympathyoftämän
thisarbitrarypedagoguewerethesamat
same.Farfrombeingsubduedby
tämä
thisinformalusage,myindignationtriumphedoverettä
thatslavishawewhichhadhithertoenforcedmyobedience;and
sitä
themoremyyearsandknowledgeincreased,sitä
themoreIperceivedtheinjusticeandbarbarityofhisbehaviour.Bythehelpofanuncommongenius,andtheadviceanddirectionofourusher,whohadservedmyfatherinhistravels,I
tein
madeasurprisingprogressintheclassics,writing,andarithmetic;sothat,beforeIwastwelveyearsold,Iwasallowedby
kaikki
everybodytobethebestscholarintheschool.Tämä
Thisqualification,togetherwiththeboldnessoftemperandstrengthofmakejotka
whichhadsubjectedalmostallmycontemporaries,antoivat
gavemesuchinfluenceoverthemettä
thatIbegantoformcabalsvastaan
againstmypersecutor;andwasin
toivoin
hopeof,beingabletobidhimdefianceinaveryshorttime.Beingattheheadofafaction,consistingofthirtyboys,
useimmat
mostofthemofmyownage,Iwasdeterminedtoputtheirmettletotrial,thatIvoi
mightknowhowfartheyweretobedependedupon,beforeIputmygrandschemeinexecution:with
tämän
thisview,weattackedabodyofstoutapprentices,whohadolivat ottaneet
takenpossessionofapartofthegroundallottedtousfortheschemeofourdiversions,andwhowerethenleikkivät
playingatninepinsonthespot;butI
oli
hadthemortificationtoseemyadherentsroutedinaninstant,anda
alegofoneofthembrokeinhisflightbythebowl,whichoneofouradversariesoli
haddetachedinpursuitofus.Tämä
Thisdiscomfituredidnothinderusfromengagingthemafterwardsinfrequentskirmishes,whichwemaintainedbythrowingstonesatadistance,whereinIreceivedmonia
manywounds,thescarsofwhichyhä
stillremain.Ourenemiesweresoharassedandinterruptedby
nämä
thesealarmsthattheyatlastabandonedtheirconquest,andjättivät
leftustothepeaceableenjoymentofouromista
ownterritories.Itwouldbeendlesstoenumeratetheexploitsweperformedinthecourseof
tämän
thisconfederacy,whichbecametheterrorofthewholevillage;insomuch
että
that,whendifferentinterestsdividedit,yksi
oneofthepartiescommonlycourtedtheassistanceofRoderickRandom(bywhichnameIwasknown)tocastthebalance,andpitää
keeptheoppositefactioninawe.Meanwhile,Itooktheadvantageofeveryplay-daytopresentmyselfbeforemygrandfather,towhomIseldomfoundaccess,byreasonofhisbeingcloselybesiegedbyanumerousfamilyofhisfemalegrandchildren,
jotka
who,thoughtheyperpetuallyquarrelledamongthemselves,koskaan
neverfailedtojoinagainstminua
me,asthecommonenemyofall.Hisheir,
joka
whowasabouttheageofeighteen,mindednothingbutfox-hunting,andindeedwasqualifiedfornothingelse,notwithstandinghisgrandfather’sindulgenceinentertainingatutorforhimathome;joka
whoatthesametimeperformedtheofficeofparishclerk.Tämä
ThisyoungActaeon,whoinheritedhisgrandfather’santipathytoeverythingindistress,koskaan
neversateyesonmeilman
withoutuncouplinghisbeagles,andhuntingmeintosomecottageorother,whitherIgenerallyfledforshelter.In
tätä
thisChristianamusementhewasencouragedbyhispreceptor,joka
who,nodoubt,tooksuchopportunitiestoingratiatehimselfwiththerisingsun,observing,että
thattheoldgentleman,accordingtothecourseofnature,hadnotkauan
longtolive,forhewasjo
alreadyonthevergeoffourscore.CHAPTERIII
MyMother’s
Veli
Brotherarrives—relievesme—aDescriptionofhim—hemenee
goesalongwithmetotheHouseofmyGrandfather—isencounteredbyhisDogs—defeatsheidät
them,afterabloodyEngagement—isadmittedtotheoldGentleman—aDialoguebetweenheidät
them.Aboutthistimemymother’s
ainoa
onlybrother,whohadbeenkauan
longabroad,lieutenantofaman-of-war,arrivedinhisowncountry;wherebeinginformedofmycondition,he
tuli
cametoseeme,andoutofhisslenderfinancesnotonlysuppliedmewithwhatnecessariesIwantedforthepresent,butresolvednottolähtemättä
leavethecountryuntilhehadprevailedonmygrandfathertosettlejotakin
somethinghandsomeforthefuture.Tämä
Thiswasatasktowhichhewasbyei
nomeansequal,beingentirelyignorant,notonlyofthejudge’sdisposition,butmyös
alsoofthewaysofmeningeneral,towhichhiseducationonboardhadkepthimanutterstranger.Hewasastrongbuilt
mies
man,somewhatbandylegged,withanecklikethatofabull,andakasvot
facewhich(youmighteasilyperceive)hadwithstoodthemostobstinateassaultsoftheweather.Hisdressconsistedofasoldier’scoatalteredforhimbytheship’stailor,astripedflanneljacket,apairofredbreechesspannedwithpitch,cleangrayworstedstockings,largesilverbucklesthatcoveredthree-fourthsofhisshoes,asilver-lacedhat,whosecrownoverlookedthebrims
noin
aboutaninchandahalf,blackbobwiginbuckle,acheckshirt,asilkhandkerchief,ahanger,withabrasshandle,girdedtohisthighbyafurnishedlacebelt,andahyvää
goodoakplantunderhisarm.Thusequipped,hesetoutwithme
Jotka
(whobyhisbountymadeaverydecentappearance)formygrandfather’shouse,whereweweresalutedbyJowlerja
andCaesar,whommycousin,nuori
youngmaster,hadletlooseatourapproach.Being
hyvin
wellacquaintedwiththeinveteracyofnäiden
thesecurs,Iwasabouttobetakemyselftomyheels,kun
whenmyuncleseizedmewithonekädellä
hand,brandishedhiscudgelwiththeother,andatoneblowlaidCaesarsprawlingontheground;mutta
but,findinghimselfattackedatthesametimeintherearbyJowler,ja
andfearingCaesarmightrecover,hedrewhishanger,wheeledabout,ja
andbyaluckystrokeseveredJowler’spään
headfromhisbody.Bythistime,the
nuori
youngfoxhunterandthreeservants,armedwithpitchforksandflails,wereolivat tulleet
cometotheassistanceofthedogs,whomtheylöysivät
foundbreathlessuponthefield;andmycousinwassoprovokedatthedeathofhisfavourites,
että
thatheorderedhisattendantstoadvance,andtakevengeanceontheirexecutioner,whomheloadedwithallthecursesandreproacheshisangercouldsuggest.Uponwhichmyunclesteppedforwardswithanundauntedair,atthesightofwhosebloodyweaponshisantagonistsfell
taaksepäin
backwithprecipitation,whenheaccostedtheirleaderthus:.“Lookee,
veli
brother,yourdogshavingboardedmeilman
withoutprovocation,whatIdidwasinmyowndefence.Soyouhadbestbecivil,and
anna
letusshootahead,clearofyou.”Whetherthe
nuori
youngsquiremisinterpretedmyuncle’sdesireofpeace,orwasenragedatthefateofhishoundsbeyondhisusualpitchofresolution,Itiedä
knownot;buthesnatchedaflailfromoneofhisfollowers,andcameupwithashowofassaultingthelieutenant,
joka
who,puttinghimselfinapostureofdefence,proceededthus:“Lookee,youlubberlysonofaw—e,
jos
ifyoucomeathwartme,’wareyourgingerbreadwork.I’llbefoulofyourquarter,d—nme.”
Tämä
Thisdeclaration,followedbyaflourishofhishanger,seemedtochecktheprogressoftheyounggentleman’scholer,who,näytti
lookingbehindhim,perceivedhisattendantsolivat
hadslunkintothehouse,shutthegate,andlefthimtodecidethecontentionbyhimself.Täällä
Hereaparleyensued,whichwasintroducedbymycousin’skysyi
asking,“Whothedevilareyou?Whatdoyou
haluat
want?Somescoundrelofaseaman,Isuppose,
joka
whohasdesertedandturnedthief.Mutta
Butdon’tthinkyoushallescape,sirrah—I’llhaveyouhang’d,youkoira
dog,Iwill.Yourbloodshall
maksaa
payforthatofmytwohounds,youragamuffin.Iwouldnot
olisi
havepartedwiththemtosaveyourwholegenerationfromthegallows,youruffian,you!”“Noneofyourjaw,youswab—noneofyourjaw,”repliedmyuncle,“elseIshalltrimyourlacedjacketforyou.
Ishallrubyou
alas
downwithanoakentowel,myboy,Ishall.”So
sanoen
saying,hesheathedhishanger,ja
andgraspedhiscudgel.