CHAPTERI.OURSOCIETY
Inthefirstplace,Cranfordisin
bezit
possessionoftheAmazons;alltheholdersofhousesaboveacertainrentarewomen.
Ifamarriedcouplecometosettleinthetown,somehowthegentlemandisappears;
heiseitherfairlyfrightenedtodeathbybeingtheonlymanintheCranfordeveningparties,orheisaccountedforbybeingwithhis
regiment
regiment,hisship,orcloselybetrokken
engagedinbusinessalltheweekinthegreatneighbouringcommercialtownofDrumble,distantonlytwentymilesonaspoorweg
railroad.Inshort,whateverdoesbecomeofthegentlemen,theyarenotatCranford.
Whatcouldtheydoiftheywerethere?
The
chirurg
surgeonhashisroundofthirtymiles,andsleepsatCranford;buteverymancannotbea
chirurg
surgeon.Forkeepingthetrimgardensfullofchoiceflowerswithoutaweedtospeckthem;
forfrighteningawaylittleboyswholookwistfullyatthesaidflowersthroughtherailings;
forrushingoutatthegeesethat
af en toe
occasionallyventureintothegardensifthegatesareleftopen;fordecidingallquestionsof
literatuur
literatureandpoliticswithouttroublingthemselveswithonnodige
unnecessaryreasonsorarguments;for
verkrijgen
obtainingclearandcorrectknowledgeofeverybody’saffairsintheparochie
parish;forkeepingtheirneatmaid-servantsin
bewonderenswaardige
admirableorder;forkindness(somewhatdictatorial)tothepoor,andrealtendergoodofficestoeachotherwhenevertheyareindistress,theladiesofCranfordarequitesufficient.
“Aman,”asoneofthemobservedtomeonce,“issointhewayinthehouse!”
AlthoughtheladiesofCranfordknowalleachother’sproceedings,theyareexceedingly
onverschillig
indifferenttoeachother’sopinions.Indeed,aseachhasherownindividuality,nottosayeccentricity,pretty
sterk
stronglydeveloped,nothingissoeasyasverbale
verbalretaliation;but,somehow,good-willreignsamongthemtoa
aanzienlijke
considerabledegree.TheCranfordladieshaveonlyanoccasionallittle
ruzie
quarrel,spiritedoutinafewpepperywordsandangryjerksofthehead;justenoughto
voorkomen
preventtheeventenoroftheirlivesfrombecomingtooflat.Theirdressisvery
onafhankelijk
independentoffashion;astheyobserve,“WhatdoesitsignifyhowwedresshereatCranford,whereeverybodyknowsus?”
Andiftheygofromhome,theirreasonisequallycogent,“Whatdoesitsignifyhowwedresshere,wherenobodyknowsus?”
Thematerialsoftheirclothesare,ingeneral,goodandplain,andmostofthemarenearlyasscrupulousasMissTyler,ofcleanlymemory;
butIwillanswerforit,thelastgigot,thelasttightandscantypetticoatinwearinEngland,wasseeninCranford—andseenwithoutasmile.
Ican
getuigen
testifytoamagnificentfamilyredzijden
silkumbrella,underwhichazachte
gentlelittlespinster,leftaloneofmanybrothersandsisters,usedtopattertochurchonregenachtige
rainydays.Haveyouanyred
zijden
silkumbrellasinLondon?Wehada
traditie
traditionofthefirstthathadeverbeenseeninCranford;andthelittleboysmobbedit,andcalledit“astickinpetticoats.”
Itmighthavebeentheveryred
zijde
silkoneIhavedescribed,heldbyastrongfatheroveratroep
troopoflittleones;thepoorlittlelady—the
overlevende
survivorofall—couldscarcelycarryit.Thentherewererulesandregulationsforvisitingandcalls;
andtheywereannouncedtoanyyoungpeoplewhomightbestayinginthetown,withallthesolemnitywithwhichtheoldManxlawswerereadonceayearontheTinwald
Mount
Mount.“Ourfriendshavesentto
vragen
inquirehowyouareafteryourjourneyto-night,mydear”(fifteenmilesinagentleman’scarriage);“theywillgiveyousomerestto-morrow,butthenextday,Ihavenodoubt,theywillcall;
sobeatlibertyaftertwelve—fromtwelvetothreeareourcallinghours.”
Then,aftertheyhadcalled—.
“Itisthethirdday;
Idaresayyourmammahastoldyou,mydear,nevertoletmorethanthreedayselapsebetweenreceivingacallandreturningit;
andalso,thatyouarenevertostaylongerthanaquarterofanhour.”
“ButamItolookatmywatch?
HowamItofindoutwhenaquarterofanhourhaspassed?”
“Youmustkeepthinkingaboutthetime,mydear,andnotallowyourselftoforgetitinconversation.”
Aseverybodyhadthisruleintheirminds,whethertheyreceivedorpaidacall,ofcoursenoabsorbingsubjectwaseverspokenabout.
Wekeptourselvestoshortsentencesofsmalltalk,andwere
punctueel
punctualtoourtime.IimaginethatafewofthegentlefolksofCranfordwerepoor,andhadsomedifficultyinmakingbothendsmeet;
buttheywereliketheSpartans,andconcealedtheirsmartunderasmilingface.
Wenoneofusspokeofmoney,becausethatsubjectsavouredofcommerceandtrade,andthoughsomemightbepoor,wewereallaristocratic.
TheCranfordianshadthatkindlyespritde
corps
corpswhichmadethemoverlookalldeficienciesinsuccesswhensomeamongthemtriedtoconcealtheirarmoede
poverty.WhenMrsForrester,forinstance,gaveapartyinherbaby-houseofadwelling,andthelittle
meisje
maidendisturbedtheladiesonthebank
sofabyarequestthatshemightgetthetea-trayoutfromunderneath,everyonetookthisnovelproceedingasthemostnaturalthingintheworld,andtalkedonabouthuishoudelijke
householdformsandceremoniesasifweallbelievedthatourgastvrouw
hostesshadaregularservants’hall,secondtable,withhuishoudster
housekeeperandsteward,insteadoftheonelittlecharity-schoolmeisje
maiden,whoseshortruddyarmscouldneverhavebeenstrongenoughtocarrythetrayupstairs,ifshehadnotbeengeholpen
assistedinprivatebyhermeesteres
mistress,whonowsatinstate,pretendingnottoknowwhatcakesweresentup,thoughsheknew,andweknew,andsheknewthatweknew,andweknewthatsheknewthatweknew,shehadbeenbusyallthemorningmakingtea-breadandsponge-cakes.Therewereoneortwoconsequencesarisingfromthisgeneralbutunacknowledged
armoede
poverty,andthisverymucherkende
acknowledgedgentility,whichwerenotamiss,andwhichmightbeintroducedintomanycirclesofsocietytotheirgreatverbetering
improvement.Forinstance,theinhabitantsofCranfordkeptearlyhours,and
kletterde
clatteredhomeintheirpattens,undertheguidanceofalantern-bearer,aboutnineo’clockatnight;andthewholetownwasabedandasleepbyhalf-pastten.
Moreover,itwasconsidered“vulgar”(atremendouswordinCranford)togiveanythingexpensive,inthewayofeatableordrinkable,attheeveningentertainments.
Waferbread-and-butterandsponge-biscuitswereallthattheHonourableMrsJamiesongave;
andshewassister-in-lawtothelate
Graaf
EarlofGlenmire,althoughshedidbeoefende
practisesuch“eleganteconomy.”“Eleganteconomy!”
How
natuurlijk
naturallyonefallsbackintothephraseologyofCranford!There,
economie
economywasalways“elegant,”andmoney-spendingalways“vulgarandostentatious”;asortofsour-grapeismwhichmadeusverypeacefulandsatisfied.
InevershallforgetthedismayfeltwhenacertainCaptainBrowncametoliveatCranford,and
openlijk
openlyspokeabouthisbeingpoor—notinafluisteren
whispertoanintimatefriend,thedoorsandwindowsbeingeerder
previouslyclosed,butinthepublicstreet!inaloudmilitaryvoice!
alleginghis
armoede
povertyasareasonfornottakingaparticularhouse.TheladiesofCranfordwerealreadyrather
kreunden
moaningovertheinvasionoftheirterritoriesbyamanandagentleman.Hewasahalf-paycaptain,andhad
verkregen
obtainedsomesituationonaneighbouringspoorweg
railroad,whichhadbeenvehementlypetitionedagainstbythelittletown;andif,inadditiontohis
mannelijke
masculinegender,andhisconnectionwiththeonaangename
obnoxiousrailroad,hewassobrazenastotalkofbeingpoor—why,then,indeed,hemustbesenttoCoventry.Deathwasastrueandascommonas
armoede
poverty;yetpeopleneverspokeaboutthat,loudoutinthestreets.
Itwasawordnottobementionedtoearspolite.
Wehadtacitlyagreedtoignorethatanywithwhomweassociatedontermsofvisiting
gelijkheid
equalitycouldeverbepreventedbyarmoede
povertyfromdoinganythingthattheywished.Ifwewalkedtoorfromaparty,itwasbecausethenightwassofine,ortheairso
verfrissend
refreshing,notbecausesedan-chairswereexpensive.Ifweworeprints,insteadofsummersilks,itwasbecausewepreferredawashingmaterial;
andsoon,tillweblindedourselvestothe
vulgaire
vulgarfactthatwewere,allofus,peopleofverygematigde
moderatemeans.Ofcourse,then,wedidnotknowwhattomakeofamanwhocouldspeakof
armoede
povertyasifitwasnotaschande
disgrace.Yet,somehow,CaptainBrownmadehimselfrespectedinCranford,andwascalledupon,in
ondanks
spiteofallresolutionstothecontrary.Iwassurprisedtohearhisopinions
geciteerd
quotedasauthorityatavisitwhichIpaidtoCranfordaboutayearafterhehadsettledinthetown.Myownfriendshadbeenamongthebitterestopponentsofany
voorstel
proposaltovisittheCaptainandhisdaughters,onlytwelvemonthsbefore;andnowhewasevenadmittedinthetabooedhoursbeforetwelve.
True,itwasto
ontdekken
discoverthecauseofasmokingschoorsteen
chimney,beforethefirewaslighted;butstillCaptainBrownwalkedupstairs,nothingdaunted,spokeinavoicetoolargefortheroom,andjokedquiteinthewayofa
tamme
tamemanaboutthehouse.Hehadbeenblindtoallthesmallslights,andomissionsof
triviale
trivialceremonies,withwhichhehadbeenreceived.Hehadbeenfriendly,thoughtheCranfordladieshadbeencool;
hehadansweredsmall
sarcastische
sarcasticcomplimentsingoodfaith;andwithhis
mannelijke
manlyfranknesshadoverpoweredalltheshrinkingwhichmethimasamanwhowasnotashamedtobepoor.And,atlast,hisexcellent
mannelijke
masculinecommonsense,andhisfacilityindevisingexpedientstooverwinnen
overcomedomesticdilemmas,hadgainedhimanextraordinaryplaceasauthorityamongtheCranfordladies.Hehimselfwentoninhiscourse,as
onbewust
unawareofhispopularityashehadbeenoftheomgekeerde
reverse;andIamsurehewasstartledonedaywhenhefoundhisadvicesohighlyesteemedastomakesomecounselwhichhehadgiveninjesttobetakeninsober,serious
serieus
earnest.Itwasonthissubject:
AnoldladyhadanAlderneycow,whichshelookeduponasadaughter.
Youcouldnotpaytheshortquarterofanhourcallwithoutbeingtoldofthewonderfulmilkorwonderfulintelligenceofthisanimal.
Thewholetownknewand
vriendelijk
kindlyregardedMissBetsyBarker’sAlderney;thereforegreatwasthe
sympathie
sympathyandregretwhen,inanunguardedmoment,thepoorcowtumbledintoalime-pit.She
kreunde
moanedsoloudlythatshewassoonheardandrescued;but
ondertussen
meanwhilethepoorbeasthadlostmostofherhair,andcameoutlookingnaked,cold,andmiserable,inakale
bareskin.Everybodypitiedtheanimal,thoughafewcouldnot
bedwingen
restraintheirsmilesatherdrollappearance.MissBetsyBarkerabsolutelycriedwithsorrowanddismay;
anditwassaidshethoughtoftryingabathofoil.
This
remedie
remedy,perhaps,wasrecommendedbysomeoneofthenumberwhoseadvicesheasked;butthe
voorstel
proposal,ifeveritwasmade,wasknockedontheheadbyCaptainBrown’sdecided“Getheraflannelwaistcoatandflanneldrawers,ma’am,ifyouwishtokeepheralive.Butmyadviceis,killthepoorcreatureatonce.”
MissBetsyBarkerdriedhereyes,andthankedtheCaptainheartily;
shesettowork,andby-and-byallthetownturnedouttoseetheAlderneymeeklygoingtoher
weide
pasture,cladindarkgreyflannel.Ihavewatchedhermyselfmanyatime.
Doyoueverseecowsdressedin
grijs
greyflannelinLondon?CaptainBrownhadtakenasmallhouseonthe
rand
outskirtsofthetown,wherehelivedwithhistwodaughters.HemusthavebeenupwardsofsixtyatthetimeofthefirstvisitIpaidtoCranfordafterIhadleftitasaresidence.
Buthehadawiry,well-trained,
elastische
elasticfigure,astiffmilitarythrow-backofhishead,andaspringingstep,whichmadehimappearmuchyoungerthanhewas.His
oudste
eldestdaughterlookedalmostasoldashimself,andverraadde
betrayedthefactthathisrealwasmorethanhisschijnbare
apparentage.MissBrownmusthavebeenforty;
shehadasickly,pained,careworn
uitdrukking
expressiononherface,andlookedasifthegaietyofyouthhadlongfadedoutofsight.Evenwhenyoungshemusthavebeenplainandhard-featured.
MissJessieBrownwastenyearsyoungerthanhersister,andtwentyshadesprettier.
Herfacewasroundanddimpled.
MissJenkynsoncesaid,inapassionagainstCaptainBrown(thecauseofwhichIwilltellyoupresently),“thatshethoughtitwastimeforMissJessietoleaveoffherdimples,andnotalwaystobetryingtolooklikeachild.”
Itwastruetherewassomethingchildlikeinherface;
andtherewillbe,Ithink,tillshedies,thoughsheshouldlivetoahundred.
Hereyeswerelargebluewonderingeyes,lookingstraightatyou;
hernosewasunformedandsnub,andherlipswereredanddewy;
sheworeherhair,too,inlittlerowsofcurls,whichheightenedthisappearance.
Idonotknowwhethershewasprettyornot;
butIlikedherface,andsodideverybody,andIdonotthinkshecouldhelpherdimples.
Shehadsomethingofherfather’sjauntinessofgaitand
manier
manner;andanyfemaleobservermight
ontdekken
detectaslightdifferenceinthekleding
attireofthetwosisters—thatofMissJessiebeingabouttwopoundsperannummoreexpensivethanMissBrown’s.Twopoundswasalarge
som
suminCaptainBrown’sannualdisbursements.Suchwasthe
indruk
impressionmadeuponmebytheBrownfamilywhenIfirstsawthemalltogetherinCranfordChurch.TheCaptainIhadmetbefore—onthe
gelegenheid
occasionofthesmokychimney,whichhehadcuredbysomesimplealterationintheflue.Inchurch,heheldhisdoubleeye-glasstohiseyesduringtheMorningHymn,andthenlifteduphishead
rechtop
erectandsangoutloudandjoyfully.Hemadetheresponseslouderthantheclerk—anoldmanwithapiping
zwakke
feeblevoice,who,Ithink,feltaggrievedattheCaptain’ssonorousbas
bass,andquiveredhigherandhigheringevolg
consequence.Oncomingoutofchurch,thebriskCaptainpaidthemostgallantattentiontohistwodaughters.
He
knikte
noddedandsmiledtohisacquaintances;butheshookhandswithnoneuntilhehadhelpedMissBrowntounfurlher
paraplu
umbrella,hadrelievedherofherprayer-book,andhadwaitedgeduldig
patientlytillshe,withtremblingnervoushands,hadtakenupherjurk
gowntowalkthroughthewetroads.IwonderwhattheCranfordladiesdidwithCaptainBrownattheirparties.
Wehadoften
verheugd
rejoiced,informerdays,thattherewasnogentlemantobeattendedto,andtofindconversationfor,atthecard-parties.Wehad
gefeliciteerd
congratulatedourselvesuponthesnugnessoftheevenings;and,inourloveforgentility,anddistasteof
mensheid
mankind,wehadalmostpersuadedourselvesthattobeamanwastobe“vulgar”;sothatwhenIfoundmyfriendand
gastvrouw
hostess,MissJenkyns,wasgoingtohaveapartyinmyhonour,andthatCaptainandtheMissBrownswereinvited,Iwonderedmuchwhatwouldbethecourseoftheevening.Card-tables,withgreenbaizetops,weresetoutby
daglicht
daylight,justasusual;itwasthethirdweekin
November
November,sotheeveningsclosedinaboutfour.Candles,andcleanpacksofcards,werearrangedoneachtable.
Thefirewasmadeup;
the
nette
neatmaid-servanthadreceivedherlastdirections;andtherewestood,dressedinourbest,eachwithacandle-lighterinourhands,readytodartatthecandlesassoonasthefirstknockcame.
PartiesinCranfordwere
plechtige
solemnfestivities,makingtheladiesfeelgravelyelatedastheysattogetherintheirbestdresses.Assoonasthreehadarrived,wesatdownto“Preference,”Ibeingthe
ongelukkige
unluckyfourth.Thenextfourcomerswereputdownimmediatelytoanothertable;
and
momenteel
presentlythetea-trays,whichIhadseensetoutinthestore-roomasIpassedinthemorning,wereplacedeachonthemiddleofacard-table.Thechinawas
delicate
delicateegg-shell;theold-fashionedsilverglitteredwithpolishing;
buttheeatableswereoftheslightest
beschrijving
description.Whilethetrayswereyetonthetables,CaptainandtheMissBrownscamein;
andIcouldseethat,somehoworother,theCaptainwasa
favoriet
favouritewithalltheladiespresent.Ruffledbrowsweresmoothed,sharpvoicesloweredathisapproach.
MissBrownlookedill,and
depressief
depressedalmosttogloom.MissJessiesmiledasusual,andseemednearlyaspopularasherfather.
Heimmediatelyandquietlyassumedtheman’splaceintheroom;
attendedtoeveryone’swants,lessenedtheprettymaid-servant’slabourbywaitingonemptycupsandbread-and-butterlessladies;
andyetdiditallinsoeasyand
waardige
dignifiedamanner,andsomuchasifitwereamatterofcourseforthestrongtoattendtotheweak,thathewasatruemanthroughout.Heplayedforthreepennypointswithasgraveaninterestasiftheyhadbeenpounds;
andyet,inallhisattentiontostrangers,hehadaneyeonhissufferingdaughter—forsufferingIwassureshewas,thoughtomanyeyesshemightonlyappeartobeirritable.
MissJessiecouldnotplaycards:
butshetalkedtothesitters-out,who,beforehercoming,hadbeenratherinclinedtobecross.
Shesang,too,toanoldcrackedpiano,whichIthinkhadbeenaspinetinitsyouth.
MissJessiesang,“JockofHazeldean”alittleoutoftune;
butwewerenoneofus
muzikaal
musical,thoughMissJenkynsbeattime,outoftime,bywayofappearingtobeso.ItwasverygoodofMissJenkynstodothis;
forIhadseenthat,alittlebefore,shehadbeenagooddeal
geïrriteerd
annoyedbyMissJessieBrown’sunguardedtoelating
admission(àproposofShetlandwool)thatshehadanuncle,hermother’sbrother,whowasashopkeeperinEdinburgh.MissJenkynstriedto
verdrinken
drownthisconfessionbyaterriblecough—fortheHonourableMrsJamiesonwassittingatacard-tablenearestMissJessie,andwhatwouldshesayorthinkifshefoundoutshewasinthesameroomwithashop-keeper’snicht
niece!ButMissJessieBrown(whohadnotact,asweallagreedthenextmorning)wouldrepeattheinformation,and
verzekeren
assureMissPoleshecouldeasilygethertheidenticalShetlandwol
woolrequired,“throughmyuncle,whohasthebestassortmentofShetlandgoederen
goodsofanyoneinEdinbro’.”Itwastotakethetasteofthisoutofourmouths,andthesoundofthisoutofourears,thatMissJenkynsproposedmusic;
soIsayagain,itwasverygoodofhertobeattimetothesong.
Whenthetraysre-appearedwithbiscuitsandwine,punctuallyataquartertonine,therewasconversation,
vergelijken
comparingofcards,andtalkingovertricks;butby-and-byCaptainBrownsportedabitof
literatuur
literature.“Haveyouseenanynumbersof‘ThePickwickPapers’?”
saidhe.
(Theywerethen
publiceerden
publishinginparts.)“Capitalthing!”
NowMissJenkynswasdaughterofadeceasedrectorofCranford;
and,onthestrengthofanumberof
manuscript
manuscriptsermons,andaprettygoodlibraryofdivinity,consideredherselfliterair
literary,andlookeduponanyconversationaboutbooksasachallengetoher.Sosheansweredandsaid,“Yes,shehadseenthem;
indeed,shemightsayshehadreadthem.”
“Andwhatdoyouthinkofthem?”
exclaimedCaptainBrown.
“Aren’ttheyfamouslygood?”
So
drong
urgedMissJenkynscouldnotbutspeak.“Imustsay,Idon’tthinktheyarebyanymeans
gelijk
equaltoDrJohnson.Still,perhaps,the
auteur
authorisyoung.Lethimpersevere,andwhoknowswhathemaybecomeifhewilltakethegreatDoctorforhismodel?”
Thiswas
blijkbaar
evidentlytoomuchforCaptainBrowntotakeplacidly;andIsawthewordsonthetipofhistonguebeforeMissJenkynshadfinishedhersentence.
“Itisquiteadifferentsortofthing,mydearmadam,”hebegan.
“Iamquiteawareofthat,”returnedshe.
“AndImakeallowances,CaptainBrown.”
“Justallowmetoreadyouasceneoutofthismonth’snumber,”pleadedhe.
“Ihaditonlythismorning,andIdon’tthinkthecompanycanhavereadityet.”
“Asyouplease,”saidshe,settlingherselfwithanairofresignation.
Hereadtheaccountofthe“swarry”whichSamWellergaveatBath.
Someofuslaughedheartily.
Ididnotdare,becauseIwasstayinginthehouse.