THEAUTHOR’SPREFACE
Of
alle
allkindsofsatire,thereisgeen
nonesoentertaininganduniversallyverbeterend
improving,asthatwhichisgeïntroduceerd
introduced,asitwereoccasionally,inthecourseofeen
aninterestingstory,whichbringselk
everyincidenthometolife,en
andbyrepresentingfamiliarscenesineen
anuncommonandamusingpointofview,investeert
investsthemwithallthegracesofnieuwheid
novelty,whilenatureisappealedtoinelk
everyparticular.Thereadergratifieshis
nieuwsgierigheid
curiosityinpursuingtheadventuresofeen
apersoninwhosefavourheisprepossessed;heespouseshiscause,hesympathises
met
withhiminhisdistress,hisindignationisheatedtegen
againsttheauthorsofhisramp
calamity:thehumanepassionsareinflamed;
the
contrast
contrastbetweendejectedvirtueandinsultingondeugd
viceappearswithgreateraggravation,en
andeveryimpressionhavingadubbele
doubleforceontheimagination,thegeheugen
memoryretainsthecircumstance,andthehart
heartimprovesbytheexample.De
Theattentionisnottiredmet
withabarecatalogueofcharacters,maar
butagreeablydivertedwithallde
thevarietyofinvention;andthevicissitudesof
leven
lifeappearintheirpeculiarcircumstances,openen
openinganamplefieldforhumor
witandhumour.Romance,nodoubt,
danken
owesitsorigintoignorance,ijdelheid
vanity,andsuperstition.Inthe
donkere
darkagesoftheWorld,wheneen
amanhadrenderedhimselfberoemd
famousforwisdomorvalour,hisfamilie
familyandadherentsavailedthemselvesofhissuperiorqualities,magnifiedhisvirtues,en
andrepresentedhischaracterandpersoon
personassacredandsupernatural.The
vulgair
vulgareasilyswallowedthebait,smeekte
imploredhisprotection,andyieldedthetributeofhomageen
andpraise,eventoadoration;hisexploitswerehandeddowntoposterity
met
withathousandexaggerations;theywere
herhaald
repeatedasincitementstovirtue;goddelijke
divinehonourswerepaid,andaltarserectedtohismemory,fortheaanmoediging
encouragementofthosewhoattemptedtoimitatehisvoorbeeld
example;andhencearosetheheathen
mythologie
mythology,whichisnootherdan
thanacollectionofextravagantromances.As
leren
learningadvanced,andgeniusreceivedcultivation,thesestorieswereembellishedmet
withthegracesofpoetry,thattheykonden
mightthebetterrecommendthemselvestotheaandacht
attention;theyweresunginpublic,atfestivals,forthe
instructie
instructionanddelightoftheaudience;en
andrehearsedbeforebattle,asincentivestodeedsofglorie
glory.Thustragedyandthe
epische
epicmusewereborn,and,inde
theprogressoftaste,arrivedatperfectie
perfection.Itisnowonderthattheancients
konden
couldnotrelishafableinprose,nadat
aftertheyhadseensomanyopmerkelijke
remarkableeventscelebratedinversebytheirbeste
bestpoets;wethereforefind
geen
noromanceamongthemduringthetijdperk
eraoftheirexcellence,unlesstheCyropædiaofXenophonkan
maybesocalled;anditwasnottillarts
en
andsciencesbegantorevivena
aftertheirruptionofthebarbariansintoEuropa
Europe,thatanythingofthissoort
kindappeared.Butwhenthemindsofmenweredebauchedbytheimpositionofpriestcrafttothe
meest
mostabsurdpitchofcredulity,theauthorsofromantiek
romancearose,andlosingsightofwaarschijnlijkheid
probability,filledtheirperformanceswiththemeest
mostmonstroushyperboles.Ifthey
konden
couldnotequaltheancientpoetsinpointofgenie
geniustheywereresolvedtoexceltheminfictie
fiction,andapplytothewonder
wonder,ratherthanthejudgment,oftheirreaders.Accordingly,they
brachten
broughtnecromancytotheiraid,en
andinsteadofsupportingthecharacteroftheirheroesbywaardigheid
dignityofsentimentandpractice,onderscheidden
distinguishedthembytheirbodilykracht
strength,activity,andextravaganceofbehaviour.Although
niets
nothingcouldbemoreludicrousen
andunnaturalthanthefigurestheytekenden
drew,theydidnotwantpatronsen
andadmirers;andtheworld
feite
actuallybegantobeinfectedmet
withthespiritofknight-errantry,toen
whenCervantes,byaninimitablepieceofridicule,reformedthesmaak
tasteofmankind,representingchivalryinthejuiste
rightpointofview,andconvertingromantiek
romancetopurposesfarmoreusefulen
andentertaining,bymakingitaannemen
assumethesock,andpointoutthefolliesofgewone
ordinarylife.Thesamemethod
heeft
hasbeenpractisedbyotherSpanishen
andFrenchauthors,andbyniemand
nonemoresuccessfullythanbyMonsieurLeSage,die
who,inhisAdventuresofGilBlas,heeft
hasdescribedtheknaveryandfoiblesofleven
life,withinfinitehumourandsagacity.ThefollowingsheetsI
heb
havemodelledonhisplan,nam
takingmeliberty,however,toverschillen
differfromhimintheuitvoering
execution,whereIthoughthisparticularsituationswereongewoon
uncommon,extravagant,orpeculiartotheland
countryinwhichthesceneislaid.ThedisgracesofGilBlas
zijn
are,forthemostpart,suchaseerder
ratherexcitemirththancompassion;hehimselflaughsatthem;
en
andhistransitionsfromdistresstogeluk
happiness,oratleastease,aresoplotseling
sudden,thatneitherthereaderhastijd
timetopityhim,norhimselftobeacquaintedmet
withaffliction.Thisconduct,inmyopinion,not
alleen
onlydeviatesfromprobability,butvoorkomt
preventsthatgenerousindignation,whichoughttoanimatede
thereaderagainstthesordiden
andviciousdispositionofthewereld
world.Ihaveattemptedto
vertegenwoordigen
representmodestmeritstrugglingwithelke
everydifficultytowhichafriendlesswees
orphanisexposed,fromhiseigen
ownwantofexperience,aswellasfromde
theselfishness,envy,malice,andbaseonverschilligheid
indifferenceofmankind.Tosecure
een
afavourableprepossession,Ihavetoegestaan
allowedhimtheadvantagesofgeboorte
birthandeducation,whichinde
theseriesofhismisfortuneszullen
will,Ihope,engagetheingenuousmorewarmlyinhisbehalf;en
andthoughIforesee,thatsommige
somepeoplewillbeoffendedatthemeanscenesinwhichheisbetrokken
involved,Ipersuademyselfthatthejudiciouswillnotalleen
onlyperceivethenecessityofbeschrijven
describingthosesituationstowhichhemoet
mustofcoursebeconfined,inhislage
lowestate,butalsofindvermaak
entertainmentinviewingthosepartsofleven
life,wherethehumoursandpassionsareundisguisedbyaffectation,ceremonie
ceremony,oreducation;andthewhimsicalpeculiaritiesofdisposition
verschijnen
appearasnaturehasimplantedze
them.ButIbelieveI
hoef
neednottroublemyselfinvindicatingeen
apracticeauthorizedbythebeste
bestwritersinthisway,someofwhomIheb
havealreadynamed.Everyintelligent
lezer
readerwill,atfirstsight,perceiveIhavenotdeviatedfromnatuur
natureinthefacts,whichareallwaar
trueinthemain,althoughthecircumstancesareveranderd
alteredanddisguised,toavoidpersoonlijke
personalsatire.Itnowremainsto
geven
givemyreasonsformakingthechiefpersonageofthiswerk
workaNorthBriton,whicharechieflythese:I
kon
could,atasmallexpense,bestowonhimzulke
sucheducationasIthoughtde
thedignityofhisbirthen
andcharacterrequired,whichcouldnotpossiblybeverkregen
obtainedinEngland,bysuchslendermeansasde
thenatureofmyplanzou
wouldafford.Inthenext
plaats
place,Icouldrepresentsimplicityofmannersinaafgelegen
remotepartofthekingdom,met
withmoreproprietythaninanyplaats
placenearthecapital;and
ten slotte
lastly,thedispositionoftheScots,addictedtoreizen
travelling,justifiesmyconductinderivingeen
anadventurerfromthatcountry.APOLOGUE
A
jonge
youngpainter,indulgingaveinofpleasantry,geschetst
sketchedakindofconversationstuk
piece,representingabear,anuil
owl,amonkey,andanezel
ass;andtorenderitmorestriking,humorous,
en
andmoral,distinguishedeveryfigurebysomeemblemofmenselijk
humanlife.Bruinwasexhibitedin
de
thegarbandattitudeofeen
anold,toothless,drunkensoldier;the
uil
owlpercheduponthehandleofeen
acoffee-pot,withspectacleonneus
nose,seemedtocontemplateakrant
newspaper;andtheass,ornamented
met
withahugetie-wig(which,echter
however,couldnotconcealhislange
longears),satforhisfoto
picturetothemonkey,whoverscheen
appearedwiththeimplementsofschilderen
painting.Thiswhimsicalgroupaffordedsomemirth,
en
andmetwithgeneralapprobation,totdat
untilsomemischievouswaghinteddat
thatthewhole—wasalampoonuponthefriendsoftheperformer;een
aninsinuationwhichwasnoeerder
soonercirculatedthanthoseverymensen
peoplewhoapplaudeditbeforebegonnen
begantobealarmed,andzelfs
eventofancythemselvessignifiedbytheverschillende
severalfiguresofthepiece.Onder
Amongothers,aworthypersonageinyears,whohadgediend
servedinthearmywithreputatie
reputation,beingincensedatthesupposedverontwaardiging
outrage,repairedtothelodgingoftheschilder
painter,andfindinghimatthuis
home,“Harkye,Mr.Monkey,”zei
saidhe,“Ihaveagoede
goodmindtoconvinceyou,thatthoughthebeer
bearhaslosthisteeth,hebehoudt
retainshispaws,andthatheisnotsodronken
drunkbuthecanperceiveyourimpertinence.”“Sblood!
meneer
sir,thattoothlessjawiseen
ad—nedscandalouslibel—butdon’tyoustel
imaginemesochopfallenasnottobein staat
abletochewthecudofresentment.”Hier
Herehewasinterruptedbyde
thearrivalofalearnedphysician,die
who,advancingtotheculpritmet
withfuryinhisaspect,exclaimed,“Supposede
theaugmentationoftheass’searsshouldprovede
thediminutionofthebaboon’s—nay,seeknottoprevaricate,for,byde
thebeardofAesculapius!thereisnotone
haar
hairinthisperiwigthatzal
willnotstandupinoordeel
judgmenttoconvicttheeofpersoonlijk
personalabuse.Dobutobserve,captain,
hoe
howthispitifullittlefellowheeft
hascopiedtheverycurls—thekleur
colour,indeed,isdifferent,butthenthevorm
formandforetoparequitesimilar.”Terwijl
Whilehethusremonstratedineen
astrainofvociferation,avenerablesenator
senatorentered,andwaddlinguptode
thedelinquent,“Jackanapes!”criedhe,“I
zal
willnowlettheeseeIkan
canreadsomethingelsethaneen
anewspaper,andthatwithoutde
thehelpofspectacles:hereisyour
eigen
ownnoteofhand,sirrah,forgeld
money,whichifIhadnotadvanced,youyourselfzou
wouldhaveresembledanowl,innotdurven
daringtoshowyourfacebyday,youungratefulslanderousknave!”In
tevergeefs
vaintheastonishedpainterdeclareddat
thathehadnointentiontogiveoffence,of
ortocharacteriseparticularpersons:theyaffirmedthe
gelijkenis
resemblancewastoopalpabletobeoverlooked;they
belastten
taxedhimwithinsolence,malice,en
andingratitude;andtheirclamoursbeingoverheardbythe
publiek
public,thecaptainwasabeer
bear,thedoctoranass,en
andthesenatoranowl,tohisdyingday.Christian
lezer
reader,Ibeseechthee,inthebowelsoftheHeer
Lord,rememberthisexample“whilethouartemployedintheperusalofthefollowingsheets;en
andseeknottoappropriatetothyselfthatwhichevenzeer
equallybelongstofivehundredverschillende
differentpeople.Ifthoushouldstmeetwith
een
acharacterthatreflectstheeinsomeungraciousbijzonder
particular,keepthyowncounsel;Hoofdstuk
CHAPTERIOfmyBirth
en
andParentage.Iwasbornin
het
thenorthernpartofthisverenigde
unitedkingdom,inthehouseofmygrootvader
grandfather,agentlemanofconsiderablefortuin
fortuneandinfluence,whohadonvele
manyoccasionssignalisedhimselfinbehoeve
behalfofhiscountry;andwas
opmerkelijk
remarkableforhisabilitiesinthewet
law,whichheexercisedwithgroot
greatsuccessinthestationofeen
ajudge,particularlyagainstbeggars,forwhomhehad
hadasingularaversion.My
vader
father(hisyoungestson)fallinginlovemet
withapoorrelation,whowoonde
livedwiththeoldgentlemaninqualityofeen
ahousekeeper,espousedherprivately;en
andIwasthefirstfruitofdat
thatmarriage.Duringherpregnancy,
een
adreamdiscomposedmymothersomuchdat
thatherhusband,tiredwithherimportunity,atlastconsultedeen
ahighlandseer,whosefavourableinterpretationhezou
wouldhavesecuredbeforehandbyeen
abribe,butfoundhimincorruptible.She
droomde
dreamedshewasdeliveredofatennis-ball,whichtheduivel
devil(who,tohergreatverrassing
surprise,actedthepartofamidwife)strucksoforciblymet
witharacketthatitverdween
disappearedinaninstant;andshewasforsometimeinconsolablefor
het
thelostofheroffspring;toen
when,allonasudden,shezag
behelditreturnwithequalgeweld
violence,andentertheearth,beneathhervoeten
feet,whenceimmediatelysprangupeen
agoodlytreecoveredwithblossoms,thegeur
scentofwhichoperatedsosterk
stronglyonhernervesthatsheontwaakte
awoke.Theattentivesage,aftersomedeliberation,
verzekerde
assuredmyparents,thattheirfirstbornzou
wouldbeagreattraveller;dat
thathewouldundergomanydangersen
anddifficulties,andatlastterug
returntohisnativeland,waar
wherehewouldflourishingeluk
happinessandreputation.Howtruly
dit
thiswasforetoldwillappearinhet
thesequel.Itwasnot
lang
longbeforesomeofficiouspersoninformedmygrootvader
grandfatherofcertainfamiliaritiesthatpassedtussen
betweenhissonandhousekeeperwhichalarmedhimsomuchthat,een
afewdaysafter,hevertelde
toldmyfatheritwashoog
hightimeforhimtodenken
thinkofsettling;andthathehad
voorzien
providedamatchforhim,towhichhekon
couldinjusticehavenoobjections.My
vader
father,findingitwouldbeonmogelijk
impossibletoconcealhissituationmuchlonger,franklyownedwhathehad
haddone;andexcusedhimselffornot
had
havingaskedtheconsentofhisvader
father,bysaying,heknewitzou
wouldhavebeentonopurpose;en
andthat,hadhisinclinationbeenknown,mygrootvader
grandfathermighthavetakensuchmeasuresaswouldhebben
haveeffectuallyputthegratificationofituit
outofhispower:he
voegde
added,thatnoexceptionscouldbetakentohiswife’sdeugd
virtue,birth,beauty,andgoodverstand
sense,andasforfortune,itwasbeneathhiszorg
care.Theoldgentleman,who
hield
keptallhispassions,exceptone,inuitstekende
excellentorder,heardhimtoaneinde
endwithgreattemper,andthenrustig
calmlyasked,howheproposedtoonderhouden
maintainhimselfandspouse?He
antwoordde
replied,hecouldbeinnodangerofwillen
wantingwhilehisfather’stendernessbleef
remained,whichheandhisvrouw
wifeshouldalwayscultivatewithde
theutmostveneration;andhewas
overtuigd
persuadedhisallowancewouldbegeschikt
suitabletothedignityandcircumstancesofhisfamilie
family,andtotheprovisional
alreadymadeforhisbrothersen
andsisters,whowerehappilygevestigd
settledunderhisprotection.“Yourbrothers
en
andsisters,”saidmygrandfather,“didnotthinkitbeneaththemtoraadplegen
consultmeinanaffairofsuchimportanceashuwelijk
matrimony;neither,Isuppose,wouldyou
hebben
haveomittedthatpieceofplicht
duty,hadyounotsomegeheim
secretfundinreserve;tothecomfortsofwhichI
laat
leaveyou,withadesirethatyouzal
willthisnightseekoutandere
anotherhabitationforyourselfandvrouw
wife,whither,inashorttime,Izal
willsendyouanaccountoftheexpenseIheb
havebeenatinyouropvoeding
education,withaviewofbeingreimbursed.Meneer
Sir,youhavemadethegrandtour—youareeen
apolitegentleman—averyprettygentleman—Iwens
wishyouagreatdealofvreugde
joy,andamyourverynederige
humbleservant.”Sosaying,he
liet
leftmyfatherinasituatie
situationeasilyimagined.However,hedidnot
lang
longhesitate;for,beingperfectly
goed
wellacquaintedwithhisfather’sgezindheid
disposition,hedidnotdoubtdat
thathewasgladofdeze
thispretencetogetridofhem
him;andhisresolvesbeingasinvariableasthelawsoftheMedes
en
andPersians,heknewitzou
wouldbetonopurposetoattempthimbyprayersen
andentreaties;sowithoutanyfarther
toepassing
application,hebetookhimself,withhisdisconsolatebedfellowtoaboerderij
farm-house,whereanoldservantofhismoeder
motherdwelt:theretheyremainedsome
tijd
timeinasituationbutslecht
illadaptedtotheeleganceoftheirdesiresen
andtendernessoftheirlove;whichneverthelessmy
vader
fatherchosetoendure,ratherthansupplicateeen
anunnaturalandinflexibleparentmaar
butmymother,foreseeingtheinconveniencestowhichshemoest
musthavebeenexposed,hadshebeendeliveredindeze
thisplace(andherpregnancywaszeer
veryfaradvanced),withoutcommunicatingherdesigntoherman
husband,wentindisguisetothehuis
houseofmygrandfather,hopingthathertearsen
andconditionwouldmovehimtocompassion,en
andreconcilehimtoangebeurtenis
eventwhichwasnowirrecoverablypast.She
vond
foundmeanstodeceivetheservants,en
andgetintroducedasanongelukkige
unfortunatelady,whowantedtoklagen
complainofsomematrimonialgrievances,itbeingmygrandfather’sparticularprovincie
provincetodecideinallcasesofschandaal
scandal.Shewasaccordinglyadmittedintohis
aanwezigheid
presence,where,discoveringherself,sheviel
fellathisfeet,andinde
themostaffectingmannerimploredhisvergiffenis
forgiveness;atthesametime
vertegenwoordigde
representingthedangerthatthreatenednotalleen
onlyherlife,butthatofhiseigen
owngrandchild,whichwasabouttozien
seethelight.Hetoldherhewassorrythattheindiscretionofher
en
andhissonhadcompelledhimtomakeagelofte
vow,whichputitoutofhismacht
powertogivethemanyhulp
assistance;thathehadalreadyimpartedhisthoughtson
dat
thatsubjecttoherhusband,en
andwassurprisedthattheyshouldverstoren
disturbhispeacewithanyfartherimportunity.Dit
Thissaid,heretired.The
geweld
violenceofmymother’safflictionhad
hadsuchaneffectonherconstitutie
constitutionthatshewasimmediatelyseizedwiththepainsofchildbed;en
andhadnotanoldmaidservant,towhomshewaszeer
verydear,affordedherpityen
andassistance,atthehazardofincurringmygrandfather’sdispleasure,sheen
andtheinnocentfruitofherbaarmoeder
wombmusthavefallenmiserablevictimstohisrigouren
andinhumanity.Bythefriendshipof
deze
thispoorwomanshewascarrieduptoeen
agarret,andimmediatelydeliveredofeen
amanchild,thestoryofwiens
whoseunfortunatebirthhehimselfnu
nowrelates.Myfather,beinginformedofwhat
hebben
hadhappened,flewtotheembracesofhisdarlingspouse,en
andwhileheloadedhisnakomelingen
offspringwithpaternalembraces,couldnotforbearsheddingeen
afloodoftearsonzien
beholdingthedearpartnerofhishart
heart(forwhoseeasehezou
wouldhavesacrificedthetreasuresoftheoosten
east)stretcheduponaflockbed,ineen
amiserableapartment,unabletobeschermen
protectherfromtheinclemenciesoftheweather.Itisnottobe
veronderstellen
supposedthattheoldgentlemanwasonwetend
ignorantofwhatpassed,thoughheaffectedtowist
knownothingofthematter,en
andpretendedtobeverymuchverrast
surprised,whenoneofhiskleinkinderen
grandchildren,byhiseldestsondeceased,wholeefde
livedwithhimashiserfgenaam
heirapparent,acquaintedhimwiththeaffair;hedetermined
daarom
thereforetoobservenomedium,maar
butimmediately(onthethirddag
dayafterherdelivery)senthereen
aperemptoryordertobegaan
gone,andturnedoffthedienaar
servantwhohadpreservedherleven
life.Thisbehavioursoexasperatedmy
vader
fatherthathehadrecoursetode
themostdreadfulimprecations;andonhis
blote
barekneesimploredthatHeavenzou
wouldrenouncehimifeverheshouldvergeten
forgetorforgivethebarbarityofhissire.Theinjuries
die
whichthisunhappymotherreceivedfromherverwijdering
removalinsuchcircumstances,andthewantofnecessarieswaar
whereshelodged,togetherwithherverdriet
griefandanxietyofmind,spoedig
soonthrewherintoalanguishingstoornis
disorder,whichputanendtoherleven
life.Myfather,wholovedhertenderly,wassoaffectedwithher
dood
deaththatheremainedsixweeksdeprivedofhissenses;gedurende
duringwhichtime,thepeoplewaar
wherehelodgedcarriedtheinfanttotheoude
oldmanwhorelentedsofar,onhoorde
hearingthemelancholystoryofhisdaughter-in-law’sdood
death,andthedeplorableconditionofhiszoon
son,astosendthechildtoverpleegster
nurse,andheorderedmyvader
fathertobecarriedhometohishouse,waar
wherehesoonrecoveredthegebruik
useofhisreason.Whether
deze
thishardheartedjudgefeltanyberouw
remorseforhiscrueltreatmentofhiszoon
sonanddaughter,or(whichismoreprobable)wasbang
afraidhischaracterwouldsufferinde
theneighbourhood,heprofessedgreatsorrowforhisgedrag
conducttomyfather,whosedeliriumwassucceededbyaprofoundmelancholie
melancholyandreserve.Atlengthhe
verdween
disappeared,and,notwithstandingallimaginableinquiry,kon
couldnotbeheardof;een
acircumstancewhichconfirmedmostmensen
peopleintheopinionofhishad
havingmadeawaywithhimselfineen
afitofdespair.CHAPTERII
Igrowup—am
gehaat
hatedbymyRelations—senttoSchool—neglectedbymyGrandfather—maltreatedbymyMaster—seasonedtoAdversity—Ivorm
formCabalsagainstthePedant—amdebarredToegang
AccesstomyGrandfather—huntedbyhisHeir—Isloop
demolishtheTeethofhisTutor.Er
Therewerenotwantingsomewhosuspectedmyunclesofbeingbezorgd
concernedinmyfather’sfate,onthesuppositionthattheyzouden
wouldallshareinthepatrimonydestinedforhem
him;andthisconjecturewas
versterkt
strengthenedbyreflectingthatinal
allhiscalamitiestheyneverontdekten
discoveredtheleastinclinationtodienen
servehim;but,onthe
integendeel
contrary,byalltheartificesintheirmacht
power,fedhisresentmentandsteunden
supportedhisresolutionofleavinghimtoellende
miseryandwant.Butpeopleof
oordeel
judgmenttreatedthisinsinuationaseen
anidlechimera;because,hadmyrelationsbeensowickedasto
raadplegen
consulttheirinterestbycommittingsucheen
anatrociouscrime,thefateofmyvader
fatherwouldhaveextendedtometoowiens
whoselifewasanotherobstacletotheirverwachting
expectation.Meanwhile,Igrewapace,
en
andasIstronglyresembledmyvader
father,whowasthedarlingofde
thetenants,Iwantednothingwhichtheirindigentcircumstanceskonden
couldafford:buttheirfavourwas
een
aweakresourceagainstthejaloerse
jealousenmityofmycousins;die
whothemoremyinfancybeloofde
promised,conceivedthemoreimplacablehaat
hatredagainstme:andbeforeIwas
zes
sixyearsofage,hadsoeffectuallyblockadedmygrootvader
grandfatherthatIneversawhimbutbystealth,toen
whenIsometimesmadeuptohisstoel
chairashesattobekijken
viewhislabourersintheveld
field:onwhichoccasionhewouldstrokemy
hoofd
head,bidmebeagoede
goodboy,andpromisetotakecareofme
me.Iwassoonafter
gestuurd
senttoschoolatavillagehard
hardby,ofwhichhehadbeendictator
dictatortimeoutofmind;maar
butasheneverpaidformyboard,noch
norsuppliedmewithclothes,boeken
books,andothernecessariesIrequired,mytoestand
conditionwasveryraggedandcontemptible,en
andtheschoolmaster,who,throughvrees
fearofmygrandfather,taughtmegratis,gaf
gavehimselfnoconcernaboutde
theprogressImadeunderhisinstructie
instruction.Inspiteofallthesedifficulties
en
anddisgraces,Ibecameagoede
goodproficientintheLatintongue;en
and,assoonasIcouldschrijven
writetolerably,pesteredmygrandfathermet
withletterstosuchamate
degreethathesentformymeester
master,andchidhimseverelyforbestowingzulke
suchpainsonmyeducation,vertelde
tellinghimthat,ifeverIshouldbegebracht
broughttothegallowsforvervalsing
forgery,whichhehadtaughtmetobegaan
commit,mybloodwouldlieonhishoofd
head.Thepedant,whodreaded
niets
nothingmorethanthedispleasureofhisbeschermheer
patron,assuredhishonourthattheboy’sabilitywasmeer
moreowingtohisowngenie
geniusandapplicationthantoanyinstructie
instructionorencouragementhereceived;that,althoughhe
kon
couldnotdivesthimofde
theknowledgehehadalreadyimbibed,unlesshezou
wouldempowerhimtodisablehisfingers,hemoeten
shouldendeavour,withGod’shelp,tovoorkomen
preventhisfutureimprovement.And,indeed,hepunctuallyperformedwhathehad
ondernomen
undertaken;for,onpretencethatI
had
hadwrittenimpertinentletterstomygrootvader
grandfather,hecausedaboardtobemaken
madewithfiveholesinit,throughwhichhethrustthefingersen
andthumbofmyrighthand,en
andfasteneditbywhipcordtomypols
wrist,insuchamanneraseffectuallydebarredmethegebruik
useofmypen.But
deze
thisrestraintIwasfreedfrominapaar
fewdays,byanaccidentwhichgebeurde
happenedinaquarrelbetweenmeen
andanotherboy;who,takinguponhimtoinsultmypoverty,Iwassoincensedathisungenerousreproachthat
met
withonestrokewithmymachine
machineIcuthimtode
theskull,tothegreatverschrikking
terrorofmyselfandschoolfellows,wholieten
lefthimbleedingontheground,en
andrantoinformthemeester
masterofwhathadhappened.Iwassoseverely
gestraft
punishedforthistrespassthat,wereItoleven
livetotheageofMethusalem,theindruk
impressionitmadeonmezou
wouldnotbeeffaced;the
meer
morethantheantipathyandafschuw
horrorIconceivedforthemeedogenloze
mercilesstyrantwhoinflictedit.De
Thecontemptwhichmyappearancenaturallyveroorzaakte
producedinallwhosawmij
me,thecontinualwantstowhichIwasexposed,en
andmyownhaughtydisposition,ongeduldig
impatientofaffronts,involvedmeinaduizend
thousandtroublesomeadventures,bywhichIwasatlengthinuredinadversity,en
andemboldenedtoundertakingsfarboven
abovemyyears.Iwas
vaak
ofteninhumanlyscourgedforcrimesIdidnotgepleegd
commit,because,havingthecharacterofeen
avagabondinthevillage,elk
everypieceofmischief,whoseauteur
authorlayunknown,waschargeduponmij
me.Ihavebeenfound
schuldig
guiltyofrobbingorchardsInooit
neverentered,ofkillingcatsInooit
neverhunted,ofstealinggingerbreadInooit
nevertouched,andofabusingoude
oldwomenIneversaw.Nay,
een
astammeringcarpenterhadeloquencegenoeg
enoughtopersuademymasterdat
thatIfiredapistolgeladen
loadedwithsmallshotintohisraam
window;thoughmylandladyandthe
hele
wholefamilyborewitnessthatIwasabedfastasleepatthemoment
timewhenthisoutragewasgepleegd
committed.Iwasoncefloggedfor
had
havingnarrowlyescapeddrowning,byhet
thesinkingofaferryboatinwaarin
whichIwaspassenger.Another
keer
time,forhavingrecoveredofeen
abruiseoccasionedbyapaard
horseandcartrunningoverme
me.Athirdtime,forbeing
gebeten
bittenbyabaker’sdog.Inshort,whetherIwas
schuldig
guiltyorunfortunate,thecorrectionen
andsympathyofthisarbitrarypedagoguewerede
thesame.Farfrombeingsubduedby
dit
thisinformalusage,myindignationtriomfeerde
triumphedoverthatslavishawewhichhad
hadhithertoenforcedmyobedience;en
andthemoremyyearsen
andknowledgeincreased,themoreIperceivedde
theinjusticeandbarbarityofhisbehaviour.Bythe
hulp
helpofanuncommongenius,en
andtheadviceanddirectionofourusher
usher,whohadservedmyvader
fatherinhistravels,Imaakte
madeasurprisingprogressintheclassics,schrijven
writing,andarithmetic;sothat,
voordat
beforeIwastwelveyearsoud
old,Iwasallowedbyiedereen
everybodytobethebestgeleerde
scholarintheschool.Thisqualification,
samen
togetherwiththeboldnessoftemperament
temperandstrengthofmakewhichhad
hadsubjectedalmostallmycontemporaries,gaf
gavemesuchinfluenceoverthemthatIbegon
begantoformcabalsagainstmypersecutor;en
andwasinhopeof,beingkunnen
abletobidhimdefianceinaverykorte
shorttime.Beingatthe
hoofd
headofafaction,consistingofthirtyboys,mostofthemofmyeigen
ownage,Iwasdeterminedtoputtheirmettletoproef
trial,thatImightknowhowfartheyweretobedependedupon,voordat
beforeIputmygrandschemeinuitvoering
execution:withthisview,weattacked
een
abodyofstoutapprentices,die
whohadtakenpossessionofeen
apartofthegroundallottedtousfortheschemeofourdiversions,en
andwhowerethenplayingatninepinsontheplek
spot;butIhadthemortificationto
zien
seemyadherentsroutedinaninstant,en
andalegofoneofthembrak
brokeinhisflightbyde
thebowl,whichoneofouradversarieshad
haddetachedinpursuitofus.Deze
Thisdiscomfituredidnothinderusfrombetrekken
engagingthemafterwardsinfrequentskirmishes,die
whichwemaintainedbythrowingstonesatadistance,whereinIontving
receivedmanywounds,thescarsofdie
whichstillremain.Ourenemiesweresoharassed
en
andinterruptedbythesealarmsdat
thattheyatlastabandonedtheirverovering
conquest,andleftustohet
thepeaceableenjoymentofoureigen
ownterritories.Itwouldbe
eindeloos
endlesstoenumeratetheexploitsweperformedinthecourseofdeze
thisconfederacy,whichbecametheterreur
terrorofthewholevillage;insomuch
dat
that,whendifferentinterestsdividedit,een
oneofthepartiescommonlycourtedthehulp
assistanceofRoderickRandom(bywhichnaam
nameIwasknown)tocastthebalans
balance,andkeeptheoppositefactie
factioninawe.Meanwhile,Itook
de
theadvantageofeveryplay-daytopresenteren
presentmyselfbeforemygrandfather,towhomIzelden
seldomfoundaccess,byreasonofhisbeingnauw
closelybesiegedbyanumerousfamilie
familyofhisfemalegrandchildren,who,thoughtheyperpetuallyquarrelledamongthemselves,nooit
neverfailedtojoinagainstmij
me,asthecommonenemyofall.His
erfgenaam
heir,whowasabouttheageofeighteen,mindedniets
nothingbutfox-hunting,andindeedwasgekwalificeerd
qualifiedfornothingelse,notwithstandinghisgrandfather’stoegeeflijkheid
indulgenceinentertainingatutorforhimatthuis
home;whoatthesametimeperformed
het
theofficeofparishclerk.Deze
ThisyoungActaeon,whoinheritedhisgrandfather’santipathytoalles
everythingindistress,neversateyesonmezonder
withoutuncouplinghisbeagles,andjagen
huntingmeintosomecottageof
orother,whitherIgenerallyvluchtte
fledforshelter.InthisChristian
vermaak
amusementhewasencouragedbyhispreceptor,who,nodoubt,tookzulke
suchopportunitiestoingratiatehimselfwithde
therisingsun,observing,thatde
theoldgentleman,accordingtode
thecourseofnature,hadnotlang
longtolive,forhewasal
alreadyonthevergeoffourscore.Hoofdstuk
CHAPTERIIIMyMother’sBrotherarrives—relievesme—a
Beschrijving
Descriptionofhim—hegoesalongmet
withmetotheHouseofmyGrandfather—isencounteredbyhisDogs—defeatshen
them,afterabloodyEngagement—istoegelaten
admittedtotheoldGentleman—aDialoog
Dialoguebetweenthem.Aboutthis
tijd
timemymother’sonlybrother,die
whohadbeenlongabroad,luitenant
lieutenantofaman-of-war,arrivedinhiseigen
owncountry;wherebeinginformedofmy
toestand
condition,hecametoseemij
me,andoutofhisslenderfinancesnotalleen
onlysuppliedmewithwhatnecessariesIwantedforthepresent,maar
butresolvednottoleavetheland
countryuntilhehadprevailedonmygrootvader
grandfathertosettlesomethinghandsomeforthetoekomst
future.Thiswasatasktowhichhewasbynomeans
gelijk
equal,beingentirelyignorant,notalleen
onlyofthejudge’sdisposition,maar
butalsoofthewaysofmeninalgemeen
general,towhichhiseducationonboord
boardhadkepthimanuttervreemde
stranger.Hewasastrongbuilt
man
man,somewhatbandylegged,witheen
anecklikethatofeen
abull,andafacewhich(youkunnen
mighteasilyperceive)hadwithstoodthemeest
mostobstinateassaultsoftheweer
weather.Hisdressconsistedofasoldier’scoat
gewijzigd
alteredforhimbytheship’skleermaker
tailor,astripedflanneljacket,apaar
pairofredbreechesspannedmet
withpitch,cleangrayworstedstockings,grote
largesilverbucklesthatcoveredthree-fourthsofhisschoenen
shoes,asilver-lacedhat,whosekroon
crownoverlookedthebrimsaboutancentimeter
inchandahalf,blackbobwigingesp
buckle,acheckshirt,azijden
silkhandkerchief,ahanger,withabrasshandle,girdedtohisdij
thighbyafurnishedlacebelt,en
andagoodoakplantonder
underhisarm.Thusequipped,hesetout
met
withme(whobyhisbountymadeeen
averydecentappearance)formygrandfather’shuis
house,whereweweresalutedbyJowleren
andCaesar,whommycousin,jonge
youngmaster,hadletlooseatourapproach.Being
goed
wellacquaintedwiththeinveteracyofthesecurs,Iwasabouttobetakemyselftomyhielen
heels,whenmyuncleseizedmemet
withonehand,brandishedhiscudgelmet
withtheother,andatene
oneblowlaidCaesarsprawlingontheground;maar
but,findinghimselfattackedatde
thesametimeintheachterzijde
rearbyJowler,andfearingCaesar
Caesarmightrecover,hedrewhishanger,wheeledabout,en
andbyaluckystrokeseveredJowler’shoofd
headfromhisbody.Bythis
tijd
time,theyoungfoxhunteranddrie
threeservants,armedwithpitchforksen
andflails,werecometotheassistanceofthedogs,whomtheyvonden
foundbreathlessuponthefield;en
andmycousinwassogeprovoceerd
provokedatthedeathofhisfavourites,thatheorderedhisattendantstoadvance,en
andtakevengeanceontheirbeul
executioner,whomheloadedwithalle
allthecursesandreproacheshiswoede
angercouldsuggest.Uponwhichmy
oom
unclesteppedforwardswithanundauntedlucht
air,atthesightofwiens
whosebloodyweaponshisantagonistsfellbackmet
withprecipitation,whenheaccostedtheirleider
leaderthus:.“Lookee,brother,yourdogs
hebben
havingboardedmewithoutprovocation,whatIdeed
didwasinmyownverdediging
defence.Soyouhadbestbecivil,
en
andletusshootahoofd
head,clearofyou.”Whetherthe
jonge
youngsquiremisinterpretedmyuncle’sverlangen
desireofpeace,orwasenragedatthelot
fateofhishoundsbeyondhisgebruikelijke
usualpitchofresolution,Iweet
knownot;buthesnatchedaflailfromoneofhisfollowers,
en
andcameupwithashowofassaultingtheluitenant
lieutenant,who,puttinghimselfinahouding
postureofdefence,proceededthus:“Lookee,youlubberly
zoon
sonofaw—e,ifyoucomeathwartme
me,’wareyourgingerbreadwork.I’llbefoulofyourquarter,d—nme.”
Deze
Thisdeclaration,followedbyabloei
flourishofhishanger,seemedtocontroleren
checktheprogressofthejonge
younggentleman’scholer,who,lookingachter
behindhim,perceivedhisattendantshadden
hadslunkintothehouse,sloot
shutthegate,andlefthimtobeslissen
decidethecontentionbyhimself.Hier
Hereaparleyensued,whichwasgeïntroduceerd
introducedbymycousin’sasking,“Whothedevilareyou?Whatdoyou
wil
want?Somescoundrelofaseaman,Isuppose,
die
whohasdesertedandturneddief
thief.Butdon’tthinkyoushall
ontsnappen
escape,sirrah—I’llhaveyouhang’d,youhond
dog,Iwill.Yourbloodshall
betalen
payforthatofmytwee
twohounds,youragamuffin.I
zou
wouldnothavepartedwiththemtoredden
saveyourwholegenerationfromde
thegallows,youruffian,you!”“Noneofyour
kaak
jaw,youswab—noneofyourjaw,”antwoordde
repliedmyuncle,“elseIshalltrimyourlacedjasje
jacketforyou.Ishall
wrijven
rubyoudownwithanoakenhanddoek
towel,myboy,Ishall.”So
zei
saying,hesheathedhishanger,en
andgraspedhiscudgel.