CHAPTERI.DowntheRabbit-Hole
Alicewas
begon
beginningtogetverytiredofzitten
sittingbyhersisterontheoever
bank,andofhavingnothingtodoen
do:onceortwiceshe
had
hadpeepedintothebookherzuster
sisterwasreading,butithad
hadnopicturesorconversationsinit,“andwhatistheuseofeen
abook,”thoughtAlice“withoutpicturesof
orconversations?”Soshewas
overwoog
consideringinherownmind(asgoed
wellasshecould,forthehete
hotdaymadeherfeelzeer
verysleepyandstupid),whethertheplezier
pleasureofmakingadaisy-chainzou
wouldbeworththetroubleofgettingupen
andpickingthedaisies,whenplotseling
suddenlyaWhiteRabbitwithroze
pinkeyesranclosebyhaar
her.Therewasnothingsoveryremarkableinthat;
noch
nordidAlicethinkitsoerg
verymuchoutoftheweg
waytoheartheRabbitzeggen
saytoitself,“Ohdear!Ohdear!
Ishallbelate!”
(whenshe
dacht
thoughtitoverafterwards,itoccurredtoherdat
thatsheoughttohaveafvragen
wonderedatthis,butatthemoment
timeitallseemedquitenatural);maar
butwhentheRabbitactuallytookeen
awatchoutofitswaistcoat-pocket,en
andlookedatit,andthenhaastte
hurriedon,Alicestartedtohervoeten
feet,foritflashedacrosshergeest
mindthatshehadneverbeforeseeneen
arabbitwitheitherawaistcoat-pocket,of
orawatchtotakeuit
outofit,andburningmet
withcuriosity,sheranacrosstheveld
fieldafterit,andfortunatelywasnet
justintimetoseeitpop
popdownalargerabbit-holeonder
underthehedge.Inanother
moment
momentdownwentAliceafterit,nooit
neveronceconsideringhowinthewereld
worldshewastogetuit
outagain.Therabbit-holewentstraighton
als
likeatunnelforsomemanier
way,andthendippedsuddenlydown,soplotseling
suddenlythatAlicehadnoteen
amomenttothinkaboutstoppen
stoppingherselfbeforeshefoundherselfvallen
fallingdownaverydeepwell.Either
de
thewellwasverydeep,of
orshefellveryslowly,forshehad
hadplentyoftimeassheging
wentdowntolookaboutheren
andtowonderwhatwasging
goingtohappennext.First,she
probeerde
triedtolookdownandmakeoutwhatshewaskwam
comingto,butitwastoodonker
darktoseeanything;thenshe
keek
lookedatthesidesofde
thewell,andnoticedthattheywerefilledmet
withcupboardsandbook-shelves;here
en
andthereshesawmapsen
andpictureshunguponpegs.She
nam
tookdownajarfromoneofde
theshelvesasshepassed;itwaslabelled“ORANGEMARMALADE”,
maar
buttohergreatdisappointmentitwasleeg
empty:shedidnotliketodrop
de
thejarforfearofdoden
killingsomebodyunderneath,somanagedtozetten
putitintooneofde
thecupboardsasshefellpastit.“Well!”
thoughtAlicetoherself,“aftersuchafallas
deze
this,Ishallthinknothingoftumblingdowntrap
stairs!Howbravethey’llallthinkmeat
thuis
home!Why,Iwouldn’tsay
niets
anythingaboutit,evenifIvallen
felloffthetopofthehouse!”(Whichwas
zeer
verylikelytrue.)Down,down,down.
Zou
Wouldthefallnevercometoeen
anend?“IwonderhowmanymilesI’ve
gevallen
fallenbythistime?”she
zei
saidaloud.“Imustbegettingsomewhere
buurt
nearthecentreoftheaarde
earth.Letmesee:
thatwouldbefourthousandmilesdown,Ithink—”
(for,yousee,Alice
had
hadlearntseveralthingsofthissoort
sortinherlessonsintheschoolroom,en
andthoughthiswasnotazeer
verygoodopportunityforshowingaf
offherknowledge,astherewasnoonetoluisteren
listentoher,stillitwasgoede
goodpracticetosayitover)“—yes,that’saboutthejuiste
rightdistance—butthenIwonderwhatLatitudeof
orLongitudeI’vegotto?”(Alice
had
hadnoideawhatLatitudewas,of
orLongitudeeither,butthoughttheywerenicegrote
grandwordstosay.)Presentlyshe
begon
beganagain.“IwonderifIshall
vallen
fallrightthroughtheearth!How
grappig
funnyit’llseemtocomeuit
outamongthepeoplethatlopen
walkwiththeirheadsdownward!De
TheAntipathies,Ithink—”(shewas
nogal
rathergladtherewasnooneluisterde
listening,thistime,asitdidn’tsoundatallthejuiste
rightword)“—butIshallhavetovragen
askthemwhatthenameoftheland
countryis,youknow.Please,Ma’am,is
dit
thisNewZealandorAustralia?”(andshe
probeerde
triedtocurtseyasshespoke—fancycurtseyingasyou’revalt
fallingthroughtheair!Doyou
denk
thinkyoucouldmanageit?)“Andwhat
een
anignorantlittlegirlshe’lldenken
thinkmeforasking!No,it’ll
nooit
neverdotoask:perhapsIshall
zie
seeitwrittenupsomewhere.”Down,down,down.
Er
Therewasnothingelsetodoen
do,soAlicesoonbeganpraten
talkingagain.“Dinah’llmissme
erg
verymuchto-night,Ishouldthink!”(Dinahwas
de
thecat.)“Ihopethey’ll
herinneren
rememberhersaucerofmilkattea-time.Dinahmydear!
I
wou dat
wishyouweredownherewithme
me!Therearenomicein
de
theair,I’mafraid,butyoukunnen
mightcatchabat,andthat’sheel
verylikeamouse,youweet
know.Butdocatseatbats,Iwonder?”
En
AndhereAlicebegantokrijgen
getrathersleepy,andwentonzeggen
sayingtoherself,inadromerige
dreamysortofway,“Docatseten
eatbats?Docatseatbats?”
en
andsometimes,“Dobatseatcats?”for,you
zie
see,asshecouldn’tanswereitherquestion,itdidn’tveel
muchmatterwhichwaysheputhet
it.Shefeltthatshewasdozingoff,
en
andhadjustbeguntodromen
dreamthatshewaswalkinghand
handinhandwithDinah,en
andsayingtoherveryearnestly,“Now,Dinah,tellmethewaarheid
truth:didyouevereat
een
abat?”whensuddenly,thump!
thump!
downshe
kwam
cameuponaheapofsticksen
anddryleaves,andtheval
fallwasover.Alicewasnot
een
abithurt,andshesprong
jumpedupontohervoeten
feetinamoment:she
keek
lookedup,butitwasalldonker
darkoverhead;beforeherwas
andere
anotherlongpassage,andtheWitte
WhiteRabbitwasstillinzicht
sight,hurryingdownit.Therewasnota
moment
momenttobelost:away
ging
wentAlicelikethewind,en
andwasjustintimetohoren
hearitsay,asitdraaide
turnedacorner,“Ohmyearsen
andwhiskers,howlateit’sgetting!”Shewas
dicht
closebehinditwhenshedraaide
turnedthecorner,buttheKonijn
Rabbitwasnolongertobezien
seen:shefoundherselfin
een
along,lowhall,whichwasverlicht
litupbyarowoflampshingen
hangingfromtheroof.Thereweredoorsall
rond
roundthehall,buttheywerealllocked;en
andwhenAlicehadbeenal
allthewaydownonekant
sideanduptheother,proberen
tryingeverydoor,shewalkedsadlydownthemidden
middle,wonderinghowshewasevertogetuit
outagain.Suddenlyshecameupon
een
alittlethree-leggedtable,allgemaakt
madeofsolidglass;therewas
niets
nothingonitexceptakleine
tinygoldenkey,andAlice’seerste
firstthoughtwasthatitkunnen
mightbelongtooneofthedoorsofthehall;maar
but,alas!eitherthelockswere
te
toolarge,orthekeywaste
toosmall,butatanyrateitzou
wouldnotopenanyofhen
them.However,onthesecond
keer
timeround,shecameuponeen
alowcurtainshehadnotopgemerkt
noticedbefore,andbehinditwaseen
alittledooraboutfifteenincheshoog
high:shetriedthelittle
gouden
goldenkeyinthelock,en
andtohergreatdelightitpaste
fitted!Aliceopenedthedoor
en
andfoundthatitledintoeen
asmallpassage,notmuchlargerdan
thanarat-hole:sheknelt
neer
downandlookedalongthepassageintode
theloveliestgardenyouevergezien
saw.Howshelongedtoget
uit
outofthatdarkhall,en
andwanderaboutamongthosebedsofheldere
brightflowersandthosecoolfountains,maar
butshecouldnotevengetherhoofd
headthroughthedoorway;“and
zelfs
evenifmyheadwouldgothrough,”dacht
thoughtpoorAlice,“itwouldbeofheel
verylittleusewithoutmyshoulders.Oh,howI
wou dat
wishIcouldshutupals
likeatelescope!IthinkI
kunnen
could,ifIonlyknewhoe
howtobegin.”For,you
zie
see,somanyout-of-the-waythingshadgebeurd
happenedlately,thatAlicehadbegonnen
beguntothinkthatveryweinig
fewthingsindeedwerereallyonmogelijk
impossible.Thereseemedtobe
geen
nouseinwaitingbythekleine
littledoor,soshewentterug
backtothetable,halfhoop
hopingshemightfindanothersleutel
keyonit,oratanyrateaboek
bookofrulesforshuttingmensen
peopleupliketelescopes:this
keer
timeshefoundalittlefles
bottleonit,(“whichcertainlywasnotherebefore,”zei
saidAlice,)androundtheneckofde
thebottlewasapaperlabel
label,withthewords“DRINKME,”prachtig
beautifullyprintedonitingrote
largeletters.Itwasall
heel
verywelltosay“Drinkme,”maar
butthewiselittleAlicewasnotgoingtodoen
dothatinahurry.“No,I’lllookfirst,”she
zei
said,“andseewhetherit’sgemarkeerd
marked‘poison’ornot”;forshehad
gelezen
readseveralnicelittlehistoriesover
aboutchildrenwhohadgotverbrand
burnt,andeatenupbywilde
wildbeastsandotherunpleasantthings,allbecausetheywouldnotherinneren
rememberthesimplerulestheirfriendshadgeleerd
taughtthem:suchas,that
een
ared-hotpokerwillburnyouifyouholditte
toolong;andthatifyou
snijdt
cutyourfingerverydeeplymet
withaknife,itusuallybleeds;en
andshehadneverforgottendat
that,ifyoudrinkmuchfromeen
abottlemarked“poison,”itisbijna
almostcertaintodisagreewithyou,vroeg
soonerorlater.However,this
fles
bottlewasnotmarked“poison,”soAliceventuredtoproeven
tasteit,andfindingitheel
verynice,(ithad,infact,een
asortofmixedflavourofcherry-tart,custard
custard,pine-apple,roastturkey,toffee,en
andhotbutteredtoast,)sheheel
verysoonfinisheditoff.“What
een
acuriousfeeling!”saidAlice;
“I
moet
mustbeshuttinguplikeeen
atelescope.”Andsoitwas
inderdaad
indeed:shewasnowonly
tien
tenincheshigh,andhergezicht
facebrightenedupatthethoughtthatshewasnu
nowtherightsizeforgaan
goingthroughthelittledoorintothatmooie
lovelygarden.First,however,she
wachtte
waitedforafewminutestozien
seeifshewasgoingtokrimpen
shrinkanyfurther:shefelt
een
alittlenervousaboutthis;“forit
kunnen
mightend,youknow,”saidAlicetoherself,“inmygoingoutaltogether,als
likeacandle.IwonderwhatI
moeten
shouldbelikethen?”Andshe
probeerde
triedtofancywhatthevlam
flameofacandleisals
likeafterthecandleisgeblazen
blownout,forshecouldnotherinneren
remembereverhavingseensucheen
athing.Afterawhile,finding
dat
thatnothingmorehappened,shebesloot
decidedongoingintothetuin
gardenatonce;but,alasfor
arme
poorAlice!whenshegotto
de
thedoor,shefoundshehad
hadforgottenthelittlegoldensleutel
key,andwhenshewentbacktode
thetableforit,shefoundshekon
couldnotpossiblyreachit:she
kon
couldseeitquiteplainlydoor
throughtheglass,andsheprobeerde
triedherbesttoclimbupeen
oneofthelegsofthetafel
table,butitwastooglibberig
slippery;andwhenshehad
moe
tiredherselfoutwithtrying,het
thepoorlittlethingsatdownen
andcried.“Come,there’snousein
huilen
cryinglikethat!”saidAlicetoherself,
nogal
rathersharply;“Iadviseyouto
vertrekken
leaveoffthisminute!”She
algemeen
generallygaveherselfverygoodadvice,(thoughshezeer
veryseldomfollowedit),andsoms
sometimesshescoldedherselfsoseverelyastobracht
bringtearsintohereyes;en
andoncesherememberedtryingtoboxhereigen
ownearsforhavingcheatedherselfineen
agameofcroquetshewasspeelde
playingagainstherself,forthiscuriouskind
childwasveryfondofpretendingtobetwee
twopeople.“Butit’snousenow,”
dacht
thoughtpoorAlice,“topretendtobetwee
twopeople!Why,there’shardly
genoeg
enoughofmelefttomaken
makeonerespectableperson!”Soonher
oog
eyefellonalittleglazen
glassboxthatwaslyingonder
underthetable:sheopenedit,
en
andfoundinitazeer
verysmallcake,onwhichthewords“EATME”wereprachtig
beautifullymarkedincurrants.“Well,I’lleatit,”
zei
saidAlice,“andifitmaakt
makesmegrowlarger,Ikan
canreachthekey;and
als
ifitmakesmegrowsmaller,Ikan
cancreepunderthedoor;soeitherwayI’llgetintothe
tuin
garden,andIdon’tcarewhichhappens!”She
at
atealittlebit,andzei
saidanxiouslytoherself,“Whichway?Whichway?”,
hield
holdingherhandonthetopofherhoofd
headtofeelwhichwayitwasgroeide
growing,andshewasquiteverbaasd
surprisedtofindthatshebleef
remainedthesamesize:tobe
zeker
sure,thisgenerallyhappenswhenmen
oneeatscake,butAlicehad
hadgotsomuchintothewayofverwachten
expectingnothingbutout-of-the-waythingstogebeuren
happen,thatitseemedquitesaai
dullandstupidforlifetogaan
gooninthecommonway.Hoofdstuk
CHAPTERII.ThePoolofTears“Curiouser
en
andcuriouser!”criedAlice(shewassomuch
verbaasd
surprised,thatforthemomentshehelemaal
quiteforgothowtospeakgoed
goodEnglish);“nowI’mopeningout
als
likethelargesttelescopethateverwas!Good-bye,feet!”
(for
toen
whenshelookeddownathervoeten
feet,theyseemedtobebijna
almostoutofsight,theyweregettingsover
faroff).“Oh,mypoor
kleine
littlefeet,Iwonderwhozal
willputonyourshoesen
andstockingsforyounow,dears?I’m
zeker
sureIshan’tbeable!Ishallbeagreatdealtoofarofftotroublemyself
over
aboutyou:youmustmanage
de
thebestwayyoucan;—butImoet
mustbekindtothem,”dacht
thoughtAlice,“orperhapstheywon’twalkde
thewayIwanttogaan
go!Letmesee:
I’ll
geef
givethemanewpairofbootselk
everyChristmas.”Andshewenton
plannen
planningtoherselfhowshezou
wouldmanageit.“Theymustgoby
de
thecarrier,”shethought;“and
hoe
howfunnyit’llseem,sendingpresentstoone’seigen
ownfeet!Andhowodd
de
thedirectionswilllook!Ohdear,what
onzin
nonsenseI’mtalking!”Justthenher
hoofd
headstruckagainsttheroofofthehall:infactshewas
nu
nowmorethanninefeethoog
high,andsheatoncenam
tookupthelittlegoldensleutel
keyandhurriedofftode
thegardendoor.PoorAlice!
Itwasas
veel
muchasshecoulddo,liggen
lyingdownononeside,tokijken
lookthroughintothegardenmet
withoneeye;buttogetthroughwasmore
hopeloos
hopelessthanever:shesatdown
en
andbegantocryagain.“Yououghttobeashamedofyourself,”
zei
saidAlice,“agreatgirlals
likeyou,”(shemightwellzei
saythis),“togoonhuilen
cryinginthisway!Stop
dit
thismoment,Itellyou!”Maar
Butshewentonallthedezelfde
same,sheddinggallonsoftears,totdat
untiltherewasalargezwembad
poolallroundher,aboutvier
fourinchesdeepandreachinghelft
halfdownthehall.After
een
atimesheheardabeetje
littlepatteringoffeetinde
thedistance,andshehastilydroogde
driedhereyestoseewhatwaskwam
coming.ItwastheWhite
Konijn
Rabbitreturning,splendidlydressed,withapaar
pairofwhitekidglovesinonehand
handandalargefanintheandere
other:hecametrottingalongin
een
agreathurry,mutteringtohimselfashekwam
came,“Oh!theDuchess,the
Hertogin
Duchess!Oh!
won’tshebesavage
als
ifI’vekeptherwaiting!”Alice
voelde
feltsodesperatethatshewasklaar
readytoaskhelpofanyone;so,
toen
whentheRabbitcamenearhaar
her,shebegan,inalage
low,timidvoice,“Ifyouplease,sir—”The
Konijn
Rabbitstartedviolently,droppedthewitte
whitekidglovesandtheventilator
fan,andskurriedawayintotheduisternis
darknessashardashekon
couldgo.Alicetookupthe
ventilator
fanandgloves,and,asthehallwaserg
veryhot,shekeptfanningherselfallthetijd
timeshewentontalking:“Dear,dear!
Hoe
Howqueereverythingisto-day!En
Andyesterdaythingswentonjustasgewoonlijk
usual.IwonderifI’vebeen
veranderd
changedinthenight?Letmethink:
wasIthe
hetzelfde
samewhenIgotupthismorning?I
bijna
almostthinkIcanremembervoelde
feelingalittledifferent.But
als
ifI’mnotthesame,de
thenextquestionis,Whoinde
theworldamI?Ah,that’s
de
thegreatpuzzle!”Andshe
begon
beganthinkingoverallthekinderen
childrensheknewthatwereofthedezelfde
sameageasherself,tozien
seeifshecouldhavebeenveranderd
changedforanyofthem.“I’m
zeker
sureI’mnotAda,”shezei
said,“forherhairgoesinzulke
suchlongringlets,andminedoesn’tgoinringletsatall;en
andI’msureIcan’tbeMabel,forIweet
knowallsortsofthings,en
andshe,oh!sheknowssuchavery
weinig
little!Besides,she’sshe,andI’m
Ik
I,and—ohdear,howpuzzlingitallis
is!I’lltryifI
weet
knowallthethingsIusedtoweet
know.Letmesee:
fourtimes
vijf
fiveistwelve,andfourtimeszes
sixisthirteen,andfourtimeszeven
sevenis—ohdear!Ishall
nooit
nevergettotwentyatdat
thatrate!However,theMultiplicationTabledoesn’tsignify:
let’s
proberen
tryGeography.Londonisthe
hoofdstad
capitalofParis,andParisisde
thecapitalofRome,andRome—no,that’sallverkeerd
wrong,I’mcertain!Imusthavebeen
veranderd
changedforMabel!I’lltry
en
andsay‘Howdoththelittle—’”en
andshecrossedherhandsonherschoot
lapasifsheweresayinglessons,en
andbegantorepeatit,maar
buthervoicesoundedhoarseen
andstrange,andthewordsdidnotkwamen
comethesameastheyusedtodo:—.“Howdoththe
kleine
littlecrocodileImprovehisshiningstaart
tail,AndpourthewatersoftheNileOnelke
everygoldenscale!“Howcheerfullyhe
lijkt
seemstogrin,Howneatlyspreidt
spreadhisclaws,Andwelcomekleine
littlefishesinWithgentlyglimlachen
smilingjaws!”“I’msurethosearenot
de
therightwords,”saidpoorAlice,en
andhereyesfilledwithtearsweer
againasshewenton,“ImustbeMabelafterall,en
andIshallhavetogaan
goandliveinthatpokykleine
littlehouse,andhavenexttogeen
notoystoplaywith,en
andoh!eversomanylessonsto
leren
learn!No,I’vemadeupmymind
over
aboutit;ifI’mMabel,I’ll
blijf
staydownhere!It’llbe
geen
nousetheirputtingtheirheadsdownen
andsaying‘Comeupagain,dear!’Ishallalleen
onlylookupandsay‘WhoamIthen?Zeg
Tellmethatfirst,andthen,ifIlikebeingthatpersoon
person,I’llcomeup:ifnot,I’ll
blijf
staydownheretillI’miemand
somebodyelse’—but,ohdear!”criedAlice,
met
withasuddenburstoftears,“Idowou dat
wishtheywouldputtheirheadsdown!Iamsovery
moe
tiredofbeingallalonehere!”Asshe
zei
saidthisshelookeddownatherhands,en
andwassurprisedtoseedat
thatshehadputoneen
oneoftheRabbit’slittlewitte
whitekidgloveswhileshewassprak
talking.“HowcanIhavedonethat?”
she
dacht
thought.“Imustbegrowing
klein
smallagain.”Shegotup
en
andwenttothetabletometen
measureherselfbyit,andvond
foundthat,asnearlyasshekon
couldguess,shewasnowongeveer
abouttwofeethigh,andwasging
goingonshrinkingrapidly:she
snel
soonfoundoutthattheoorzaak
causeofthiswasthefanshewasholding,en
andshedroppedithastily,net
justintimetoavoidshrinkingawayaltogether.“Thatwas
een
anarrowescape!”