THEAUTHOR’SPREFACE
Of
alle
allkindsofsatire,thereisnonesoentertainingen
anduniversallyimproving,asthatwhichisintroduced,asitwereoccasionally,inthecourseofeen
aninterestingstory,whichbringselk
everyincidenthometolife,en
andbyrepresentingfamiliarscenesineen
anuncommonandamusingpointofview,investsthemmet
withallthegracesofnovelty,terwijl
whilenatureisappealedtoinelk
everyparticular.Thereadergratifieshiscuriosityinpursuing
de
theadventuresofapersoninwhosefavourheisprepossessed;heespouseshiscause,hesympathises
met
withhiminhisdistress,hisindignationisheatedtegen
againsttheauthorsofhiscalamity:de
thehumanepassionsareinflamed;thecontrast
tussen
betweendejectedvirtueandinsultingviceappearsmet
withgreateraggravation,andeveryimpressionheeft
havingadoubleforceontheimagination,thememoryretainsthecircumstance,en
andtheheartimprovesbytheexample.De
Theattentionisnottiredmet
withabarecatalogueofcharacters,maar
butagreeablydivertedwithallde
thevarietyofinvention;andthevicissitudesof
leven
lifeappearintheirpeculiarcircumstances,openen
openinganamplefieldforwiten
andhumour.Romance,nodoubt,owesitsorigintoignorance,vanity,
en
andsuperstition.Inthedarkagesof
de
theWorld,whenamanhad
hadrenderedhimselffamousforwisdomof
orvalour,hisfamilyandadherentsavailedthemselvesofhissuperiorqualities,magnifiedhisvirtues,en
andrepresentedhischaracterandpersoon
personassacredandsupernatural.Thevulgareasilyswallowedthebait,imploredhisprotection,
en
andyieldedthetributeofhomageen
andpraise,eventoadoration;hisexploitswerehandeddowntoposterity
met
withathousandexaggerations;theywererepeatedasincitementstovirtue;
divinehonourswere
betaald
paid,andaltarserectedtohismemory,fortheencouragementofthosewhoattemptedtoimitatehisexample;en
andhencearosetheheathenmythology,die
whichisnootherthaneen
acollectionofextravagantromances.As
leren
learningadvanced,andgeniusreceivedcultivation,thesestorieswereembellishedmet
withthegracesofpoetry,thattheykonden
mightthebetterrecommendthemselvestotheattention;theywere
gezongen
sunginpublic,atfestivals,fortheinstructionen
anddelightoftheaudience;en
andrehearsedbeforebattle,asincentivestodeedsofglory.Thustragedy
en
andtheepicmusewereborn,en
and,intheprogressoftaste,arrivedatperfection.Itis
geen
nowonderthattheancientskonden
couldnotrelishafableinprose,nadat
aftertheyhadseensomanyremarkableeventscelebratedinversebytheirbeste
bestpoets;wethereforefind
geen
noromanceamongthemduringtheeraoftheirexcellence,unlesstheCyropædiaofXenophonkan
maybesocalled;anditwasnottillarts
en
andsciencesbegantorevivena
aftertheirruptionofthebarbariansintoEurope,dat
thatanythingofthiskindappeared.Maar
Butwhenthemindsofmenweredebauchedbytheimpositionofpriestcrafttothemeest
mostabsurdpitchofcredulity,theauthorsofromancearose,en
andlosingsightofprobability,filledtheirperformancesmet
withthemostmonstroushyperboles.Als
Iftheycouldnotequaltheancientpoetsinpointofgeniustheywereresolvedtoexceltheminfiction,en
andapplytothewonder,ratherthanthejudgment,oftheirreaders.Accordingly,they
brachten
broughtnecromancytotheiraid,en
andinsteadofsupportingthecharacteroftheirheroesbydignityofsentimenten
andpractice,distinguishedthembytheirbodilystrength,activity,en
andextravaganceofbehaviour.Although
niets
nothingcouldbemoreludicrousen
andunnaturalthanthefigurestheydrew,theydidnotwilden
wantpatronsandadmirers;andthe
wereld
worldactuallybegantobeinfectedmet
withthespiritofknight-errantry,toen
whenCervantes,byaninimitablepieceofridicule,reformedthetasteofmankind,representingchivalryinthejuiste
rightpointofview,andconvertingromancetopurposesveel
farmoreusefulandentertaining,bymakingitassumethesock,en
andpointoutthefolliesofordinaryleven
life.Thesamemethodhasbeenpractisedby
andere
otherSpanishandFrenchauthors,en
andbynonemoresuccessfullydan
thanbyMonsieurLeSage,die
who,inhisAdventuresofGilBlas,heeft
hasdescribedtheknaveryandfoiblesofleven
life,withinfinitehumourandsagacity.ThefollowingsheetsI
heb
havemodelledonhisplan,nam
takingmeliberty,however,todifferfromhimintheexecution,waar
whereIthoughthisparticularsituationswereuncommon,extravagant,of
orpeculiartothecountryinwaarin
whichthesceneislaid.ThedisgracesofGilBlas
zijn
are,forthemostpart,suchasratherexcitemirthdan
thancompassion;hehimselflaughsatthem;
en
andhistransitionsfromdistresstohappiness,of
oratleastease,aresosudden,dat
thatneitherthereaderhastijd
timetopityhim,norhimselftobeacquaintedmet
withaffliction.Thisconduct,inmyopinion,not
alleen
onlydeviatesfromprobability,butpreventsthatgenerousindignation,whichoughttoanimatede
thereaderagainstthesordiden
andviciousdispositionofthewereld
world.Ihaveattemptedtorepresentmodestmeritstruggling
met
witheverydifficultytowhicheen
afriendlessorphanisexposed,fromhiseigen
ownwantofexperience,aswellasfromde
theselfishness,envy,malice,andbaseindifferenceofmankind.Tosecure
een
afavourableprepossession,Ihaveallowedhimde
theadvantagesofbirthandeducation,die
whichintheseriesofhismisfortuneszullen
will,Ihope,engagetheingenuousmorewarmlyinhisbehalf;en
andthoughIforesee,thatsommige
somepeoplewillbeoffendedatthemeanscenesinwhichheisinvolved,Ipersuademyselfthatthejudiciouswillnotalleen
onlyperceivethenecessityofdescribingthosesituationstowhichhemoet
mustofcoursebeconfined,inhislowestate,maar
butalsofindentertainmentinviewingthosepartsofleven
life,wherethehumoursandpassionsareundisguisedbyaffectation,ceremony,of
oreducation;andthewhimsicalpeculiaritiesofdispositionappearasnature
heeft
hasimplantedthem.ButI
geloof
believeIneednottroublemyselfinvindicatingeen
apracticeauthorizedbythebeste
bestwritersinthisway,someofwhomIheb
havealreadynamed.Everyintelligentreader
zal
will,atfirstsight,perceiveIhavenotdeviatedfromnatureinthefacts,die
whicharealltrueinthemain,althoughthecircumstancesarealtereden
anddisguised,toavoidpersonalsatire.It
nu
nowremainstogivemyreasonsformaken
makingthechiefpersonageofthiswerk
workaNorthBriton,whicharechieflythese:I
kon
could,atasmallexpense,bestowonhimzulke
sucheducationasIthoughtde
thedignityofhisbirthen
andcharacterrequired,whichcouldnotpossiblybeobtainedinEngland,byzulke
suchslendermeansasthenatureofmyplan
planwouldafford.Inthe
volgende
nextplace,Icouldrepresentsimplicityofmannersinaremotedeel
partofthekingdom,withmeer
moreproprietythaninanyplaats
placenearthecapital;andlastly,thedispositionoftheScots,addictedtotravelling,justifiesmyconductinderiving
een
anadventurerfromthatcountry.APOLOGUE
A
jonge
youngpainter,indulgingaveinofpleasantry,sketchedasoort
kindofconversationpiece,representingabear,anowl,amonkey,en
andanass;andtorenderitmorestriking,humorous,
en
andmoral,distinguishedeveryfigurebysomeemblemofmenselijk
humanlife.Bruinwasexhibitedin
de
thegarbandattitudeofeen
anold,toothless,drunkensoldier;theowlpercheduponthehandleof
een
acoffee-pot,withspectacleonnose,seemedtocontemplateeen
anewspaper;andtheass,ornamented
met
withahugetie-wig(which,however,kon
couldnotconcealhislongears),zat
satforhispicturetothemonkey,whoappearedmet
withtheimplementsofpainting.Deze
Thiswhimsicalgroupaffordedsomemirth,en
andmetwithgeneralapprobation,totdat
untilsomemischievouswaghinteddat
thatthewhole—wasalampoonuponthefriendsoftheperformer;een
aninsinuationwhichwasnosoonercirculateddan
thanthoseverypeoplewhoapplaudeditbeforebegantobealarmed,en
andeventofancythemselvessignifiedbytheseveralfiguresofthepiece.Amongothers,
een
aworthypersonageinyears,whohadservedinthearmymet
withreputation,beingincensedatthesupposedoutrage,repairedtothelodgingofthepainter,en
andfindinghimathome,“Harkye,Mr.Monkey,”zei
saidhe,“Ihaveagoede
goodmindtoconvinceyou,thatthoughthebearhasverloren
losthisteeth,heretainshispaws,en
andthatheisnotsodronken
drunkbuthecanperceiveyourimpertinence.”“Sblood!
meneer
sir,thattoothlessjawiseen
ad—nedscandalouslibel—butdon’tyouimaginemesochopfallenasnottobein staat
abletochewthecudofresentment.”Hier
Herehewasinterruptedbyde
thearrivalofalearnedphysician,die
who,advancingtotheculpritmet
withfuryinhisaspect,exclaimed,“Supposede
theaugmentationoftheass’searsshouldprovede
thediminutionofthebaboon’s—nay,seeknottoprevaricate,for,byde
thebeardofAesculapius!thereisnotone
haar
hairinthisperiwigthatzal
willnotstandupinjudgmenttoconvicttheeofpersonalabuse.Do
maar
butobserve,captain,howthispitifulkleine
littlefellowhascopiedtheverycurls—thecolour,indeed,isdifferent,maar
butthentheformandforetoparequitesimilar.”Terwijl
Whilehethusremonstratedineen
astrainofvociferation,avenerablesenatorentered,en
andwaddlinguptothedelinquent,“Jackanapes!”cried
hij
he,“Iwillnowlettheezien
seeIcanreadsomethingelsedan
thananewspaper,andthatzonder
withoutthehelpofspectacles:hier
hereisyourownnoteofhand,sirrah,forgeld
money,whichifIhadnotadvanced,youyourselfzou
wouldhaveresembledanowl,innotdaringtolaten zien
showyourfacebyday,youungratefulslanderousknave!”Invain
de
theastonishedpainterdeclaredthathehadnointentiontogiveoffence,of
ortocharacteriseparticularpersons:theyaffirmedtheresemblancewastoopalpabletobeoverlooked;
theytaxedhim
met
withinsolence,malice,andingratitude;en
andtheirclamoursbeingoverheardbythepublic,thecaptainwasabear,thedokter
doctoranass,andthesenatoranowl,tohisdyingday.Christianreader,Ibeseechthee,inthebowelsofthe
Heer
Lord,rememberthisexample“whilethouartemployedintheperusalofthefollowingsheets;en
andseeknottoappropriatetothyselfthatwhichequallybelongstofivehundredverschillende
differentpeople.Ifthoushouldstmeetwith
een
acharacterthatreflectstheeinsomeungraciousparticular,houd
keepthyowncounsel;CHAPTERI
OfmyBirth
en
andParentage.Iwasbornin
het
thenorthernpartofthisunitedkingdom,inhet
thehouseofmygrandfather,een
agentlemanofconsiderablefortuneen
andinfluence,whohadonvele
manyoccasionssignalisedhimselfinbehalfofhisland
country;andwasremarkableforhisabilitiesinthe
wet
law,whichheexercisedwithgroot
greatsuccessinthestationofeen
ajudge,particularlyagainstbeggars,forwhomhehad
hadasingularaversion.My
vader
father(hisyoungestson)fallinginlovemet
withapoorrelation,whowoonde
livedwiththeoldgentlemaninqualityofeen
ahousekeeper,espousedherprivately;en
andIwasthefirstfruitofdat
thatmarriage.Duringherpregnancy,
een
adreamdiscomposedmymothersomuchdat
thatherhusband,tiredwithherimportunity,atlastconsultedeen
ahighlandseer,whosefavourableinterpretationhezou
wouldhavesecuredbeforehandbyeen
abribe,butfoundhimincorruptible.She
droomde
dreamedshewasdeliveredofatennis-ball,whichthedevil(who,tohergrote
greatsurprise,actedthepartofamidwife)strucksoforciblymet
witharacketthatitdisappearedinaninstant;en
andshewasforsometimeinconsolableforhet
thelostofheroffspring;toen
when,allonasudden,shebehelditterugkeren
returnwithequalviolence,andentertheaarde
earth,beneathherfeet,whenceimmediatelysprangupeen
agoodlytreecoveredwithblossoms,thescentofwhichoperatedsostronglyonhernervesdat
thatsheawoke.Theattentivesage,
na
aftersomedeliberation,assuredmyparents,dat
thattheirfirstbornwouldbeeen
agreattraveller;thathe
zou
wouldundergomanydangersanddifficulties,en
andatlastreturntohisnativeland,waar
wherehewouldflourishinhappinessen
andreputation.Howtrulythiswasforetold
zal
willappearinthesequel.Itwasnot
lang
longbeforesomeofficiouspersoninformedmygrandfatherofcertainfamiliaritiesthatpassedtussen
betweenhissonandhousekeeperwhichalarmedhimsomuchthat,een
afewdaysafter,hevertelde
toldmyfatheritwashoog
hightimeforhimtodenken
thinkofsettling;andthathehadprovided
een
amatchforhim,towhichhekon
couldinjusticehavenoobjections.My
vader
father,findingitwouldbeimpossibletoconcealhissituationmuchlonger,franklyownedwhathehad
haddone;andexcusedhimselffornot
had
havingaskedtheconsentofhisvader
father,bysaying,heknewitzou
wouldhavebeentonopurpose;en
andthat,hadhisinclinationbeenknown,mygrandfathermighthebben
havetakensuchmeasuresaswouldhebben
haveeffectuallyputthegratificationofituit
outofhispower:headded,
dat
thatnoexceptionscouldbetakentohiswife’svirtue,birth,beauty,en
andgoodsense,andasforfortune,itwasbeneathhiszorg
care.Theoldgentleman,who
hield
keptallhispassions,exceptone,inexcellentorde
order,heardhimtoaneinde
endwithgreattemper,andthencalmlyvroeg
asked,howheproposedtomaintainhimselfen
andspouse?Hereplied,he
kon
couldbeinnodangerofwillen
wantingwhilehisfather’stendernessremained,die
whichheandhiswifemoesten
shouldalwayscultivatewiththeutmostveneration;en
andhewaspersuadedhisallowancezou
wouldbesuitabletothedignityen
andcircumstancesofhisfamily,en
andtotheprovisionalreadygemaakt
madeforhisbrothersandsisters,die
whowerehappilysettledunderhisprotection.“Yourbrothers
en
andsisters,”saidmygrandfather,“didnotthinkitbeneaththemtoconsultmeinanaffairofsuchimportanceasmatrimony;neither,Isuppose,
zou
wouldyouhaveomittedthatpieceofduty,hadyounotsomesecretfundinreserve;tothecomfortsofwhichI
laat
leaveyou,withadesirethatyouzal
willthisnightseekoutandere
anotherhabitationforyourselfandvrouw
wife,whither,inashorttime,Izal
willsendyouanaccountoftheexpenseIheb
havebeenatinyoureducation,met
withaviewofbeingreimbursed.Meneer
Sir,youhavemadethegrandtour—youareeen
apolitegentleman—averyprettygentleman—Iwens
wishyouagreatdealofjoy,en
andamyourveryhumbleservant.”So
gezegd
saying,heleftmyfatherineen
asituationeasilyimagined.However,hedidnot
lang
longhesitate;for,beingperfectly
goed
wellacquaintedwithhisfather’sdisposition,hedidnotdoubtdat
thathewasgladofdeze
thispretencetogetridofhem
him;andhisresolvesbeingasinvariableasthelawsoftheMedes
en
andPersians,heknewitzou
wouldbetonopurposetoattempthimbyprayersen
andentreaties;sowithoutanyfartherapplication,hebetookhimself,
met
withhisdisconsolatebedfellowtoafarm-house,waar
whereanoldservantofhismoeder
motherdwelt:theretheyremainedsome
tijd
timeinasituationbutilladaptedtode
theeleganceoftheirdesiresen
andtendernessoftheirlove;whichneverthelessmy
vader
fatherchosetoendure,ratherthansupplicateeen
anunnaturalandinflexibleparentmaar
butmymother,foreseeingtheinconveniencestowhichshemoest
musthavebeenexposed,hadshebeendeliveredindeze
thisplace(andherpregnancywaszeer
veryfaradvanced),withoutcommunicatingherdesigntoherman
husband,wentindisguisetothehuis
houseofmygrandfather,hopingthathertearsen
andconditionwouldmovehimtocompassion,en
andreconcilehimtoaneventwhichwasnu
nowirrecoverablypast.Shefoundmeanstodeceivetheservants,
en
andgetintroducedasanunfortunatedame
lady,whowantedtocomplainofaantal
somematrimonialgrievances,itbeingmygrandfather’sparticularprovincetodecideinalle
allcasesofscandal.Shewasaccordinglyadmittedintohispresence,
waar
where,discoveringherself,shefellathisfeet,en
andinthemostaffectingmannerimploredhisforgiveness;at
het
thesametimerepresentingthedangerdat
thatthreatenednotonlyherleven
life,butthatofhiseigen
owngrandchild,whichwasabouttozien
seethelight.Hetoldherhewassorrythattheindiscretionofher
en
andhissonhadcompelledhimtomakeavow,whichzette
putitoutofhismacht
powertogivethemanyassistance;dat
thathehadalreadyimpartedhisthoughtsondat
thatsubjecttoherhusband,en
andwassurprisedthattheyshoulddisturbhispeacemet
withanyfartherimportunity.This
gezegd
said,heretired.Theviolenceofmymother’saffliction
had
hadsuchaneffectonherconstitutiondat
thatshewasimmediatelyseizedwiththepainsofchildbed;en
andhadnotanoldmaidservant,towhomshewaszeer
verydear,affordedherpityen
andassistance,atthehazardofincurringmygrandfather’sdispleasure,sheen
andtheinnocentfruitofherwombmusthad
havefallenmiserablevictimstohisrigouren
andinhumanity.Bythefriendshipof
deze
thispoorwomanshewascarrieduptoeen
agarret,andimmediatelydeliveredofeen
amanchild,thestoryofwhoseunfortunatebirthhehimselfnu
nowrelates.Myfather,beinginformedofwhat
hebben
hadhappened,flewtotheembracesofhisdarlingspouse,en
andwhileheloadedhisoffspringmet
withpaternalembraces,couldnotforbearsheddingeen
afloodoftearsonbeholdingthelieve
dearpartnerofhisheart(forwhoseeasehezou
wouldhavesacrificedthetreasuresoftheeast)stretcheduponeen
aflockbed,inamiserableapartment,unabletoprotectherfromtheinclemenciesoftheweather.Itisnottobesupposedthatthe
oude
oldgentlemanwasignorantofwhatpassed,thoughheaffectedtowist
knownothingofthematter,en
andpretendedtobeverymuchsurprised,wheneen
oneofhisgrandchildren,byhiseldestzoon
sondeceased,wholivedwithhimashisheirapparent,acquaintedhimmet
withtheaffair;hedeterminedthereforetoobserve
geen
nomedium,butimmediately(onde
thethirddayafterherdelivery)stuurde
sentheraperemptoryordertobegaan
gone,andturnedofftheservantdie
whohadpreservedherlife.Dit
Thisbehavioursoexasperatedmyvader
fatherthathehadrecoursetode
themostdreadfulimprecations;andonhisbarekneesimplored
dat
thatHeavenwouldrenouncehimals
ifeverheshouldforgetof
orforgivethebarbarityofhissire.Theinjuries
die
whichthisunhappymotherreceivedfromherremovalinzulke
suchcircumstances,andthewantofnecessarieswaar
whereshelodged,togetherwithhergriefen
andanxietyofmind,soonthrewherintoalanguishingdisorder,die
whichputanendtoherleven
life.Myfather,wholovedhertenderly,wassoaffectedwithher
dood
deaththatheremainedsixweeksdeprivedofhissenses;duringwhich
tijd
time,thepeoplewherehelodgedcarriedtheinfanttotheoude
oldmanwhorelentedsofar,onhoorde
hearingthemelancholystoryofhisdaughter-in-law’sdood
death,andthedeplorableconditionofhiszoon
son,astosendthechildtonurse,en
andheorderedmyfathertobecarriedhometohishouse,waar
wherehesoonrecoveredthegebruik
useofhisreason.Whether
deze
thishardheartedjudgefeltanyremorseforhiscrueltreatmentofhiszoon
sonanddaughter,or(whichismoreprobable)wasbang
afraidhischaracterwouldsufferinde
theneighbourhood,heprofessedgreatsorrowforhisconducttomyvader
father,whosedeliriumwassucceededbyaprofoundmelancholyen
andreserve.Atlengthhedisappeared,
en
and,notwithstandingallimaginableinquiry,kon
couldnotbeheardof;een
acircumstancewhichconfirmedmostmensen
peopleintheopinionofhishad
havingmadeawaywithhimselfineen
afitofdespair.CHAPTERII
Igrowup—am
gehaat
hatedbymyRelations—senttoSchool—neglectedbymyGrandfather—maltreatedbymyMaster—seasonedtoAdversity—IformCabalstegen
againstthePedant—amdebarredAccesstomyGrandfather—huntedbyhisHeir—Idemolishde
theTeethofhisTutor.Er
Therewerenotwantingsomewhosuspectedmyunclesofbeingconcernedinmyfather’sfate,onthesuppositionthattheyzouden
wouldallshareinthepatrimonydestinedforhem
him;andthisconjecturewasstrengthenedbyreflecting
dat
thatinallhiscalamitiestheynooit
neverdiscoveredtheleastinclinationtoservehem
him;but,onthecontrary,by
alle
alltheartificesintheirmacht
power,fedhisresentmentandsupportedhisresolutionofleavinghimtomiseryen
andwant.Butpeopleofjudgmenttreated
deze
thisinsinuationasanidlechimera;want
because,hadmyrelationsbeensowickedastoconsulttheirinterestbycommittingsucheen
anatrociouscrime,thefateofmyvader
fatherwouldhaveextendedtometoowhoseleven
lifewasanotherobstacletotheirexpectation.Meanwhile,Igrewapace,
en
andasIstronglyresembledmyvader
father,whowasthedarlingofde
thetenants,Iwantednothingwhichtheirindigentcircumstanceskonden
couldafford:buttheirfavourwas
een
aweakresourceagainstthejealousenmityofmycousins;die
whothemoremyinfancybeloofde
promised,conceivedthemoreimplacablehatredtegen
againstme:andbeforeIwas
zes
sixyearsofage,hadsoeffectuallyblockadedmygrandfatherdat
thatIneversawhimbutbystealth,toen
whenIsometimesmadeuptohischairashezat
sattoviewhislabourersinhet
thefield:onwhichoccasionhewouldstrokemy
hoofd
head,bidmebeagoede
goodboy,andpromisetotakecareofme
me.Iwassoonafter
gestuurd
senttoschoolatavillagehard
hardby,ofwhichhehadbeendictatortijd
timeoutofmind;butashe
nooit
neverpaidformyboard,norsuppliedmewithclothes,boeken
books,andothernecessariesIrequired,myconditionwaszeer
veryraggedandcontemptible,andde
theschoolmaster,who,throughfearofmygrandfather,taughtmegratis,gaf
gavehimselfnoconcernaboutde
theprogressImadeunderhisinstruction.Inspiteof
al
allthesedifficultiesanddisgraces,Iwerd
becameagoodproficientinde
theLatintongue;and,assoonasIcould
schrijven
writetolerably,pesteredmygrandfathermet
withletterstosuchadegreethathezond
sentformymaster,andchidhimseverelyforbestowingzulke
suchpainsonmyeducation,vertelde
tellinghimthat,ifeverIshouldbegebracht
broughttothegallowsforforgery,whichhehad
hadtaughtmetocommit,mybloed
bloodwouldlieonhishoofd
head.Thepedant,whodreaded
niets
nothingmorethanthedispleasureofhispatron,assuredhishonourthattheboy’sabilitywasmeer
moreowingtohisowngeniusen
andapplicationthantoanyinstructionof
orencouragementhereceived;that,althoughhe
kon
couldnotdivesthimofde
theknowledgehehadalreadyimbibed,unlesshezou
wouldempowerhimtodisablehisfingers,hemoeten
shouldendeavour,withGod’shelp,topreventhisfutureimprovement.En
And,indeed,hepunctuallyperformedwhathehadundertaken;for,onpretence
dat
thatIhadwrittenimpertinentletterstomygrandfather,hecausedeen
aboardtobemademet
withfiveholesinit,throughwhichhethrustthefingersen
andthumbofmyrighthand,en
andfasteneditbywhipcordtomywrist,insucheen
amanneraseffectuallydebarredmethegebruik
useofmypen.But
deze
thisrestraintIwasfreedfrominapaar
fewdays,byanaccidentwhichgebeurde
happenedinaquarrelbetweenmeen
andanotherboy;who,takinguponhimtoinsultmypoverty,Iwassoincensedathisungenerousreproachthat
met
withonestrokewithmymachineIsneed
cuthimtotheskull,tode
thegreatterrorofmyselfen
andschoolfellows,wholefthimbleedingonde
theground,andrantoinformde
themasterofwhathadgebeurd
happened.Iwassoseverelypunishedfor
deze
thistrespassthat,wereItoleven
livetotheageofMethusalem,theimpressionitmaakte
madeonmewouldnotbeeffaced;the
meer
morethantheantipathyandhorrorIconceivedforthemercilesstyrantdie
whoinflictedit.Thecontemptwhichmyappearancenaturallyproducedinallwho
zagen
sawme,thecontinualwantstowhichIwasexposed,en
andmyownhaughtydisposition,impatientofaffronts,involvedmeinathousandtroublesomeadventures,bywhichIwasatlengthinuredinadversity,en
andemboldenedtoundertakingsfarabovemyyears.IwasofteninhumanlyscourgedforcrimesIdidnotcommit,
omdat
because,havingthecharacterofeen
avagabondinthevillage,elk
everypieceofmischief,whoseauthorlag
layunknown,waschargeduponmij
me.IhavebeenfoundguiltyofrobbingorchardsI
nooit
neverentered,ofkillingcatsInooit
neverhunted,ofstealinggingerbreadInooit
nevertouched,andofabusingoude
oldwomenIneversaw.Nay,
een
astammeringcarpenterhadeloquencegenoeg
enoughtopersuademymasterdat
thatIfiredapistolloadedmet
withsmallshotintohiswindow;thoughmylandlady
en
andthewholefamilyborewitnessdat
thatIwasabedfastasleepatthemoment
timewhenthisoutragewascommitted.Iwas
eens
oncefloggedforhavingnarrowlyescapeddrowning,byhet
thesinkingofaferryboatinwaarin
whichIwaspassenger.Another
keer
time,forhavingrecoveredofeen
abruiseoccasionedbyahorseen
andcartrunningoverme.Een
Athirdtime,forbeingbittenbyeen
abaker’sdog.Inshort,whetherIwasguiltyorunfortunate,
de
thecorrectionandsympathyofdeze
thisarbitrarypedagoguewerethehetzelfde
same.Farfrombeingsubduedby
dit
thisinformalusage,myindignationtriumphedover
overthatslavishawewhichhad
hadhithertoenforcedmyobedience;en
andthemoremyyearsen
andknowledgeincreased,themoreIperceivedde
theinjusticeandbarbarityofhisbehaviour.Bythe
hulp
helpofanuncommongenius,en
andtheadviceanddirectionofourusher,die
whohadservedmyfatherinhistravels,Imaakte
madeasurprisingprogressintheclassics,schrijven
writing,andarithmetic;sothat,
voordat
beforeIwastwelveyearsoud
old,Iwasallowedbyiedereen
everybodytobethebestscholarinde
theschool.Thisqualification,together
met
withtheboldnessoftemperen
andstrengthofmakewhichhad
hadsubjectedalmostallmycontemporaries,gaf
gavemesuchinfluenceoverthemthatIbegantoformcabalstegen
againstmypersecutor;andwasin
hoopte
hopeof,beingabletobidhimdefianceinaveryshorttijd
time.Beingattheheadof
een
afaction,consistingofthirtyboys,mostofthemofmyeigen
ownage,Iwasdeterminedtoputtheirmettletotrial,thatImightweten
knowhowfartheyweretobedependedupon,voordat
beforeIputmygrandschemeinexecution:met
withthisview,weattackedeen
abodyofstoutapprentices,die
whohadtakenpossessionofeen
apartofthegroundallottedtousfortheschemeofourdiversions,en
andwhowerethenplayingatninepinsonthespot;maar
butIhadthemortificationtozien
seemyadherentsroutedinaninstant,en
andalegofoneofthembrak
brokeinhisflightbyde
thebowl,whichoneofouradversarieshad
haddetachedinpursuitofus.Deze
Thisdiscomfituredidnothinderusfromengagingthemafterwardsinfrequentskirmishes,die
whichwemaintainedbythrowingstonesatadistance,whereinIreceivedvele
manywounds,thescarsofdie
whichstillremain.Ourenemiesweresoharassed
en
andinterruptedbythesealarmsdat
thattheyatlastabandonedtheirconquest,en
andleftustothepeaceableenjoymentofoureigen
ownterritories.Itwouldbeendlesstoenumeratetheexploitsweperformedinthecourseof
deze
thisconfederacy,whichbecametheterrorofthehele
wholevillage;insomuchthat,when
verschillende
differentinterestsdividedit,oneofthepartiescommonlycourtedtheassistanceofRoderickRandom(bywhichnaam
nameIwasknown)tocastthebalance,en
andkeeptheoppositefactioninawe.Meanwhile,Itook
de
theadvantageofeveryplay-daytopresentmyselfbeforemygrandfather,towhomIseldomvond
foundaccess,byreasonofhisbeingcloselybesiegedbyeen
anumerousfamilyofhisfemalegrandchildren,who,thoughtheyperpetuallyquarrelledamongthemselves,nooit
neverfailedtojoinagainstmij
me,asthecommonenemyofall.Hisheir,
die
whowasabouttheageofeighteen,mindedniets
nothingbutfox-hunting,andindeedwasqualifiedforniets
nothingelse,notwithstandinghisgrandfather’sindulgenceinentertainingeen
atutorforhimatthuis
home;whoatthesametimeperformed
het
theofficeofparishclerk.Deze
ThisyoungActaeon,whoinheritedhisgrandfather’santipathytoalles
everythingindistress,neversateyesonmezonder
withoutuncouplinghisbeagles,andhuntingmeintosomecottageof
orother,whitherIgenerallyfledforshelter.In
dit
thisChristianamusementhewasencouragedbyhispreceptor,who,nodoubt,tookzulke
suchopportunitiestoingratiatehimselfwithde
therisingsun,observing,thatde
theoldgentleman,accordingtode
thecourseofnature,hadnotlang
longtolive,forhewasal
alreadyonthevergeoffourscore.CHAPTERIII
MyMother’s
Broer
Brotherarrives—relievesme—aDescriptionofhim—hegaat
goesalongwithmetotheHuis
HouseofmyGrandfather—isencounteredbyhisDogs—defeatshen
them,afterabloodyEngagement—isadmittedtotheoude
oldGentleman—aDialoguebetweenthem.About
deze
thistimemymother’sonlybroer
brother,whohadbeenlongabroad,lieutenantofeen
aman-of-war,arrivedinhiseigen
owncountry;wherebeinginformedofmycondition,he
kwam
cametoseeme,anduit
outofhisslenderfinancesnotalleen
onlysuppliedmewithwhatnecessariesIwantedforthepresent,maar
butresolvednottoleavetheland
countryuntilhehadprevailedonmygrandfathertosettleiets
somethinghandsomeforthefuture.Dit
Thiswasatasktowhichhewasbynomeansequal,beingentirelyignorant,notalleen
onlyofthejudge’sdisposition,maar
butalsoofthewaysofmeningeneral,towhichhiseducationonboardhad
hadkepthimanutterstranger.Hewas
een
astrongbuiltman,somewhatbandylegged,met
withanecklikethatofeen
abull,andafacewhich(youkunnen
mighteasilyperceive)hadwithstoodthemeest
mostobstinateassaultsoftheweather.Hisdressconsistedofasoldier’scoatalteredforhimbytheship’stailor,astripedflanneljacket,apairofredbreechesspanned
met
withpitch,cleangrayworstedstockings,largesilverbucklesdie
thatcoveredthree-fourthsofhisshoes,asilver-lacedhat,whosecrownoverlookedthebrimsaboutaninchen
andahalf,blackbobwiginbuckle,acheckshirt,asilkhandkerchief,ahanger,met
withabrasshandle,girdedtohisthighbyafurnishedlacebelt,en
andagoodoakplantonder
underhisarm.Thusequipped,hesetout
met
withme(whobyhisbountymadeeen
averydecentappearance)formygrandfather’shuis
house,whereweweresalutedbyJowleren
andCaesar,whommycousin,jonge
youngmaster,hadletlooseatourapproach.Being
goed
wellacquaintedwiththeinveteracyofthesecurs,Iwasabouttobetakemyselftomyheels,toen
whenmyuncleseizedmemet
withonehand,brandishedhiscudgelmet
withtheother,andatene
oneblowlaidCaesarsprawlingontheground;maar
but,findinghimselfattackedatde
thesametimeintherearbyJowler,en
andfearingCaesarmightrecover,hedrewhishanger,wheeledabout,en
andbyaluckystrokeseveredJowler’shoofd
headfromhisbody.Bythis
tijd
time,theyoungfoxhunteranddrie
threeservants,armedwithpitchforksen
andflails,werecometotheassistanceofthedogs,whomtheyvonden
foundbreathlessuponthefield;en
andmycousinwassoprovokedatde
thedeathofhisfavourites,thatheorderedhisattendantstoadvance,en
andtakevengeanceontheirexecutioner,whomheloadedmet
withallthecursesandreproacheshisangerkon
couldsuggest.Uponwhichmy
oom
unclesteppedforwardswithanundauntedlucht
air,atthesightofwhosebloodyweaponshisantagonistsfellbackmet
withprecipitation,whenheaccostedtheirleaderthus:.“Lookee,
broer
brother,yourdogshavingboardedmezonder
withoutprovocation,whatIdidwasinmyeigen
owndefence.Soyouhadbestbecivil,
en
andletusshootahoofd
head,clearofyou.”Whetherthe
jonge
youngsquiremisinterpretedmyuncle’sdesireofpeace,orwasenragedatthefateofhishoundsbeyondhisusualpitchofresolution,Iweet
knownot;buthesnatchedaflailfromoneofhisfollowers,
en
andcameupwithashowofassaultingthelieutenant,die
who,puttinghimselfinapostureofdefence,proceededthus:“Lookee,youlubberly
zoon
sonofaw—e,ifyoucomeathwartme
me,’wareyourgingerbreadwork.I’llbefoulofyourquarter,d—nme.”
Deze
Thisdeclaration,followedbyaflourishofhishanger,seemedtocontroleren
checktheprogressofthejonge
younggentleman’scholer,who,lookingachter
behindhim,perceivedhisattendantshadden
hadslunkintothehouse,sloot
shutthegate,andlefthimtodecidethecontentionbyhimself.Hier
Hereaparleyensued,whichwasintroducedbymycousin’svroeg
asking,“Whothedevilareyou?Whatdoyou
wil
want?Somescoundrelofaseaman,Isuppose,
die
whohasdesertedandturnedthief.Maar
Butdon’tthinkyoushallescape,sirrah—I’llhaveyouhang’d,youhond
dog,Iwill.Yourbloodshall
betalen
payforthatofmytwee
twohounds,youragamuffin.I
zou
wouldnothavepartedwiththemtoredden
saveyourwholegenerationfromde
thegallows,youruffian,you!”“Noneofyourjaw,youswab—noneofyourjaw,”repliedmy
oom
uncle,“elseIshalltrimyourlacedjacketforyou.Ishallrubyoudown
met
withanoakentowel,myjongen
boy,Ishall.”Sosaying,hesheathedhishanger,
en
andgraspedhiscudgel.