THEGOLDENBIRD
Acertain
koning
kinghadabeautifulgarden,en
andinthegardenstoodeen
atreewhichboregoldenapples.Theseappleswere
altijd
alwayscounted,andaboutthetijd
timewhentheybegantogrowripeitwasfounddat
thateverynightoneofthemwasgone.De
Thekingbecameveryangryatthis,en
andorderedthegardenertokeepwatchallnacht
nightunderthetree.Thegardenersethiseldest
zoon
sontowatch;butabouttwelveo’clockhe
viel
fellasleep,andintheochtend
morninganotheroftheappleswasmissing.Then
de
thesecondsonwasorderedtokijken
watch;andatmidnighthetoo
viel
fellasleep,andintheochtend
morninganotherapplewasgone.Then
de
thethirdsonofferedtohouden
keepwatch;butthegardenerat
eerst
firstwouldnotlethim,forfearsomeharmshouldcometohem
him:however,atlastheconsented,
en
andtheyoungmanlaidhimselfonder
underthetreetowatch.As
de
theclockstrucktwelvehehoorde
heardarustlingnoiseinde
theair,andabirdkwam
cameflyingthatwasofpuregold;en
andasitwassnappingatoneoftheapplesmet
withitsbeak,thegardener’szoon
sonjumpedupandshotanarrowatit.Maar
Butthearrowdidthebirdgeen
noharm;onlyitdropped
een
agoldenfeatherfromitstail,en
andthenflewaway.Thegoldenfeatherwas
gebracht
broughttothekinginde
themorning,andallthecouncilwascalledtogether.Iedereen
Everyoneagreedthatitwasworthmeer
morethanallthewealthofthekingdom:Then
de
thegardener’seldestsonsetouten
andthoughttofindthegoldenbirdheel
veryeasily;andwhenhe
had
hadgonebutalittleweg
way,hecametoawood,en
andbythesideofthewoodhezag
sawafoxsitting;sohe
nam
tookhisbowandmadeklaar
readytoshootatit.Then
de
thefoxsaid,‘Donotschiet
shootme,forIwillgeven
giveyougoodcounsel;I
weet
knowwhatyourbusinessis,en
andthatyouwanttovinden
findthegoldenbird.You
zult
willreachavillageintheevening;en
andwhenyougetthere,youwillzien
seetwoinnsoppositetoeachother,ene
oneofwhichisverypleasanten
andbeautifultolookat:ga
gonotinthere,butrust
restforthenightintheandere
other,thoughitmayappeartoyoutobeheel
verypoorandmean.’Butthezoon
sonthoughttohimself,‘Whatcansucheen
abeastasthisknowover
aboutthematter?’Soheschoot
shothisarrowatthefox;maar
buthemissedit,anditsetupitstailaboveitsrug
backandranintothewood.Thenhe
ging
wenthisway,andintheeveningkwam
cametothevillagewherethetwee
twoinnswere;andin
een
oneofthesewerepeoplezongen
singing,anddancing,andfeasting;maar
buttheotherlookedverydirty,en
andpoor.‘Ishouldbe
heel
verysilly,’saidhe,‘ifIgaan
wenttothatshabbyhouse,en
andleftthischarmingplace’;sohe
ging
wentintothesmarthouse,en
andateanddrankathisease,en
andforgotthebird,andhisland
countrytoo.Timepassedon;
en
andastheeldestsondidnotcomeback,en
andnotidingswereheardofhem
him,thesecondsonsetout,en
andthesamethinghappenedtohem
him.Hemetthefox,
die
whogavehimthegoodadvice:maar
butwhenhecametothetwee
twoinns,hiseldestbrotherwasstond
standingatthewindowwherethemerrymakingwas,en
andcalledtohimtokomen
comein;andhecouldnotwithstand
de
thetemptation,butwentin,en
andforgotthegoldenbirden
andhiscountryinthedezelfde
samemanner.Timepassedon
weer
again,andtheyoungestsontoowilde
wishedtosetoutintode
thewideworldtoseekforde
thegoldenbird;buthis
vader
fatherwouldnotlistentoitforeen
alongwhile,forhewaserg
veryfondofhisson,en
andwasafraidthatsomeillluckmighthappentohimook
also,andpreventhiscomingback.However,atlastitwasagreedheshould
gaan
go,forhewouldnotrusten
restathome;andashe
kwam
cametothewood,heontmoette
metthefox,andheardthedezelfde
samegoodcounsel.Buthewasthankfulto
de
thefox,anddidnotattempthisleven
lifeashisbrothershadgedaan
done;sothefoxsaid,‘Situponmytail,
en
andyouwilltravelfaster.’Sohezitten
satdown,andthefoxbegantorun,en
andawaytheywentoverstocken
andstonesoquickthattheirhaar
hairwhistledinthewind.Toen
Whentheycametothevillage,thezoon
sonfollowedthefox’scounsel,en
andwithoutlookingabouthimging
wenttotheshabbyinnen
andrestedthereallnightathisease.In
de
themorningcamethefoxweer
againandmethimashewasbeginninghisjourney,en
andsaid,‘Gostraightforward,tillyoucometoeen
acastle,beforewhichlieeen
awholetroopofsoldiersfastasleepen
andsnoring:takenonoticeofthem,
maar
butgointothecastleen
andpassonandontillyoukomt
cometoaroom,wherethegoldenbirdzit
sitsinawoodencage;closebyit
staat
standsabeautifulgoldencage;maar
butdonottrytonemen
takethebirdoutofde
theshabbycageandputitintode
thehandsomeone,otherwiseyouwillrepentit.’Thende
thefoxstretchedouthistailweer
again,andtheyoungmanzitten
sathimselfdown,andawaytheywentover
overstockandstonetilltheirhaar
hairwhistledinthewind.Beforethecastlegateallwasasthefox
had
hadsaid:sothesonwentin
en
andfoundthechamberwherede
thegoldenbirdhungineen
awoodencage,andbelowstond
stoodthegoldencage,andde
thethreegoldenapplesthathadbeenverloren
lostwerelyingclosebyit.Then
dacht
thoughthetohimself,‘Itzal
willbeaverydrollding
thingtobringawaysucheen
afinebirdinthisshabbycage’;sohe
opende
openedthedoorandtookgreep
holdofitandputitintode
thegoldencage.Butthebirdsetupsuchaloudscream
dat
thatallthesoldiersawoke,en
andtheytookhimprisoneren
andcarriedhimbeforethekoning
king.Thenextmorningthecourtsattojudge
hem
him;andwhenallwas
gehoord
heard,itsentencedhimtodie,unlessheshouldbrengen
bringthekingthegoldenhorsewhichkon
couldrunasswiftlyasthewind;en
andifhedidthis,hewastohavede
thegoldenbirdgivenhimforhiseigen
own.Sohesetoutoncemoreonhisjourney,sighing,
en
andingreatdespair,whenonasuddenhisvriend
friendthefoxmethim,en
andsaid,‘Youseenowwhathebt
hashappenedonaccountofyournotgeluisterd
listeningtomycounsel.I
zal
willstill,however,tellyouhoe
howtofindthegoldenhorse,ifyouzal
willdoasIbidyou.You
moet
mustgostraightontillyoucometohet
thecastlewherethehorsestaat
standsinhisstall:byhis
zijde
sidewillliethegroomfastasleepen
andsnoring:takeawaythehorsequietly,
maar
butbesuretoputtheoude
oldleathernsaddleuponhim,en
andnotthegoldenonedat
thatisclosebyit.’Thenthezoon
sonsatdownonthefox’stail,en
andawaytheywentoverstocken
andstonetilltheirhairwhistledinthewind.All
ging
wentright,andthegroomlag
laysnoringwithhishanduponthegoldensaddle.Maar
Butwhenthesonlookedatthehorse,hethoughtitagreatpitytozetten
puttheleathernsaddleuponit.‘I
zal
willgivehimthegoodone,’zei
saidhe;‘Iamsurehedeservesit.’Ashe
namen
tookupthegoldensaddlethegroomawokeen
andcriedoutsoloud,dat
thatalltheguardsraninen
andtookhimprisoner,andintheochtend
morninghewasagainbroughtbeforethecourttobejudged,en
andwassentencedtodie.Maar
Butitwasagreed,that,als
ifhecouldbringthitherthemooie
beautifulprincess,heshouldlive,en
andhavethebirdandthehorsegegeven
givenhimforhisown.Thenhe
ging
wenthiswayverysorrowful;maar
buttheoldfoxcameen
andsaid,‘Whydidnotyougeluisterd
listentome?Ifyou
had
had,youwouldhavecarriedawayzowel
boththebirdandthehorse;maar
yetwillIoncemoregeven
giveyoucounsel.Gostraighton,
en
andintheeveningyouwillarriveateen
acastle.Attwelveo’clockatnighttheprincess
gaat
goestothebathing-house:gouptoher
en
andgiveherakiss,en
andshewillletyouleadheraway;maar
buttakecareyoudonotsufferhertogaan
goandtakeleaveofhervader
fatherandmother.’Thenthefoxstretcheduit
outhistail,andsoawaytheywentover
overstockandstonetilltheirhairwhistledweer
again.Astheycametothecastle,allwasasthefox
had
hadsaid,andattwelveo’clockthejonge
youngmanmettheprincessging
goingtothebathandgaf
gaveherthekiss,andsheagreedtorunweg
awaywithhim,butbeggedmet
withmanytearsthathezou
wouldlethertakeleaveofhervader
father.Atfirstherefused,
maar
butsheweptstillmoreen
andmore,andfellathisfeet,tillatlastheconsented;maar
butthemomentshecametoherfather’shuis
housetheguardsawokeandhewasgenomen
takenprisoneragain.Thenhewas
gebracht
broughtbeforetheking,andthekoning
kingsaid,‘Youshallneverhebben
havemydaughterunlessineightdaysyoudigawaythehilldie
thatstopstheviewfrommywindow.’Nowthishillwassobigdie
thatthewholeworldcouldnottakeitaway:en
andwhenhehadworkedforsevendays,en
andhaddoneverylittle,de
thefoxcameandsaid.‘Liedown
en
andgotosleep;I
zal
willworkforyou.’Andinde
themorningheawokeandde
thehillwasgone;sohe
ging
wentmerrilytotheking,en
andtoldhimthatnowdat
thatitwasremovedhemoest
mustgivehimtheprincess.Then
de
thekingwasobligedtohouden
keephisword,andawaygingen
wenttheyoungmanandde
theprincess;‘Ifyouwillonlylisten,’
zei
saidthefox,‘itcanbegedaan
done.Whenyoucometo
de
theking,andheasksforde
thebeautifulprincess,youmustzeggen
say,“Heresheis!”Thenhe
zal
willbeveryjoyful;andyou
zullen
willmountthegoldenhorsedat
thattheyaretogiveyou,en
andputoutyourhandtonemen
takeleaveofthem;butshakehandswith
de
theprincesslast.Thenliftherquicklyonto
het
thehorsebehindyou;All
ging
wentright:thenthefoxsaid,‘Whenyou
komt
cometothecastlewherethebirdis
is,Iwillstaywiththeprincessatthedeur
door,andyouwillrideinen
andspeaktotheking;en
andwhenheseesthatitisthejuiste
righthorse,hewillbringoutthebird;maar
butyoumustsitstill,en
andsaythatyouwanttokijken
lookatit,toseewhetheritistheechte
truegoldenbird;This,too,
gebeurde
happenedasthefoxsaid;theycarriedoff
de
thebird,theprincessmountedweer
again,andtheyrodeontoeen
agreatwood.Thenthefox
kwam
came,andsaid,‘Praykillmij
me,andcutoffmyhoofd
headandmyfeet.’Butthejonge
youngmanrefusedtodoit:so
de
thefoxsaid,‘Iwillateen
anyrategiveyougoodcounsel:bewareof
twee
twothings;ransomnoonefrom
de
thegallows,andsitdownbyde
thesideofnoriver.’Thenweg
awayhewent.Herodeon
met
withtheprincess,tillatlasthekwam
cametothevillagewherehehad
hadlefthistwobrothers.En
Andthereheheardagroot
greatnoiseanduproar;and
toen
whenheaskedwhatwasde
thematter,thepeoplesaid,‘Twomenaregoingtobehanged.’Ashekwam
camenearer,hesawthatde
thetwomenwerehisbrothers,whohadturnedrobbers;sohe
zei
said,‘Cannottheyinanymanier
waybesaved?’Butthevolk
peoplesaid‘No,’unlesshezou
wouldbestowallhismoneyupontherascalsen
andbuytheirliberty.Thenhedidnotstayto
denken
thinkaboutthematter,butbetaalde
paidwhatwasasked,andhisbrothersweregivenup,en
andwentonwithhimtowardstheirhuis
home.Andastheycametothewood
waar
wherethefoxfirstmethen
them,itwassocoolen
andpleasantthatthetwobrotherszei
said,‘Letussitdownbythesideoftheriver,en
andrestawhile,toeten
eatanddrink.’Sohezei
said,‘Yes,’andforgotthefox’scounsel,en
andsatdownonthesideoftheriver;en
andwhilehesuspectednothing,theykwamen
camebehind,andthrewhimdownthebank,en
andtooktheprincess,thehorse,en
andthebird,andwenthuis
hometothekingtheirmeester
master,andsaid.‘Allthis
hebben
havewewonbyourlabour.’Thener
therewasgreatrejoicingmade;maar
butthehorsewouldnoteten
eat,thebirdwouldnotzingen
sing,andtheprincesswept.De
Theyoungestsonfelltode
thebottomoftheriver’sbed:luckilyitwasnearlydry,
maar
buthisboneswerealmostgebroken
broken,andthebankwassosteepdat
thathecouldfindnoweg
waytogetout.Thenthe
oude
oldfoxcameoncemore,en
andscoldedhimfornotvolgen
followinghisadvice;otherwisenoevil
zou
wouldhavebefallenhim:‘Yet,’said
hij
he,‘Icannotleaveyouhier
here,solayholdofmytailen
andholdfast.’Thenhepulledhimoutoftheriver,en
andsaidtohim,ashegotuponthebank,‘Yourbrothershebben
havesetwatchtokillyou,iftheyvinden
findyouinthekingdom.’Sohedressedhimselfaseen
apoorman,andcamesecretlytotheking’scourt,en
andwasscarcelywithinthedoorswhenthehorsebegantoeten
eat,andthebirdtozingen
sing,andtheprincessleftoffweeping.Thenhe
ging
wenttotheking,andvertelde
toldhimallhisbrothers’roguery;en
andtheywereseizedandpunished,en
andhehadtheprincessgiventohimagain;en
andaftertheking’sdeathhewasheirtohiskingdom.A
lang
longwhileafter,hewenttowandelen
walkonedayinthewood,en
andtheoldfoxmethem
him,andbesoughthimwithtearsinhiseyestododen
killhim,andcutoffhishoofd
headandfeet.HANSIN
Geluk
LUCKSomemenareborntogood
geluk
luck:alltheydoor
proberen
trytodocomesright—allthatfallstothemissoveel
muchgain—alltheirgeeseareswans—alltheircardsaretrumps—tossthemwhichwayyouzullen
will,theywillalways,likearme
poorpuss,alightupontheirlegs,en
andonlymoveonsoveel
muchthefaster.Theworldmayverylikelynot
altijd
alwaysthinkofthemastheythinkofthemselves,maar
butwhatcaretheyforde
theworld?whatcanit
weten
knowaboutthematter?OneoftheseluckybeingswasneighbourHans.
Seven
lange
longyearshehadworkedhard
hardforhismaster.Atlasthe
zei
said,‘Master,mytimeisup;I
moet
mustgohomeandseemyarme
poormotheroncemore:sopray
loon
paymemywagesandlaat
letmego.’Andthemeester
mastersaid,‘Youhavebeeneen
afaithfulandgoodservant,Hans,soyourloon
payshallbehandsome.’Thenhegavehimeen
alumpofsilverasgroot
bigashishead.Hanstookouthispocket-handkerchief,
zette
putthepieceofsilverintoit,threwitoverhisshoulder,en
andjoggedoffonhisroadhomewards.Ashewentlazily
op
on,draggingonefootafterandere
another,amancameinsight,trottinggailyalongonacapitalhorse.‘Ah!’
zei
saidHansaloud,‘whatafijn
finethingitistorideonhorseback!Daar
Therehesitsaseasyen
andhappyasifhewasatthuis
home,inthechairbyhisfireside;hetrips
tegen
againstnostones,savesshoe-leather,en
andgetsonhehardlyweet
knowshow.’Hansdidnotsprak
speaksosoftlybutthehorsemanhoorde
hearditall,andsaid,‘Well,vriend
friend,whydoyougoonfootthen?’‘Ah!’zei
saidhe,‘Ihavethisloadtocarry:tobe
zeker
sureitissilver,butitissoheavydat
thatIcan’tholdupmyhoofd
head,andyoumustknowithurtsmyshouldersadly.’‘Whatdoet
doyousayofmakingeen
anexchange?’saidthehorseman.‘I
zal
willgiveyoumyhorse,en
andyoushallgivemehet
thesilver;whichwillsaveyouagreatdealof
moeite
troubleincarryingsuchaheavyloadaboutmet
withyou.’‘Withallmyheart,’saidHans:‘butasyouaresokindto
me
me,Imusttellyouonething—youzult
willhaveawearytasktodrawdat
thatsilveraboutwithyou.’However,thehorsemangotuit
off,tookthesilver,helpedHansomhoog
up,gavehimthebridleintoonehand
handandthewhipintotheandere
other,andsaid,‘Whenyouwilt
wanttogoveryfast,smackyourlipsloudlysamen
together,andcry“Jip!”’.Hanswasdelightedashe
zat
satonthehorse,drewhimselfup,squaredhiselbows,draaide
turnedouthistoes,crackedhiswhip,en
androdemerrilyoff,oneminuut
minutewhistlingamerrytune,en
andanothersinging,.‘Nocare
en
andnosorrow,Afigforthemorrow!Na
Afteratimehethoughtheshouldliketogaan
goalittlefaster,sohesmackedhislipsen
andcried‘Jip!’Awaywentthehorsefullgallop;en
andbeforeHansknewwhathewasabout,hewasthrownoff,en
andlayonhisbackbytheroad-side.Hishorse
zou
wouldhaveranoff,ifeen
ashepherdwhowascomingby,drivingeen
acow,hadnotstoppedhet
it.Hanssooncametohimself,
en
andgotuponhislegsweer
again,sadlyvexed,andsaidtotheshepherd,‘Thisridingisgeen
nojoke,whenamanheeft
hasthelucktogetuponeen
abeastlikethisthatstumblesen
andflingshimoffasifitzou
wouldbreakhisneck.However,I’moff
nu
nowonceforall:Ilikeyourcow
nu
nowagreatdealbetterdan
thanthissmartbeastthatgespeeld
playedmethistrick,andheeft
hasspoiledmybestcoat,youzie
see,inthispuddle;which,bytheby,smellsnotverylike
een
anosegay.Onecanwalkalongatone’sleisure
achter
behindthatcow—keepgoodcompany,en
andhavemilk,butter,andcheese,elke
everyday,intothebargain.WhatwouldI
geven
givetohavesuchaprize!’‘Well,’zei
saidtheshepherd,‘ifyouaresofondofhaar
her,Iwillchangemycowforyourhorse;Iliketo
doe
dogoodtomyneighbours,eventhoughIverlies
losebyitmyself.’‘Done!’zei
saidHans,merrily.‘Whatanoble
hart
heartthatgoodmanhas!’dacht
thoughthe.Thentheshepherdjumpeduponthehorse,wishedHans
en
andthecowgoodmorning,en
andawayherode.Hansbrushedhiscoat,wipedhis
gezicht
faceandhands,restedatijdje
while,andthendroveoffhiscowquietly,en
andthoughthisbargainazeer
veryluckyone.‘IfI
heb
haveonlyapieceofbreadEn
(andIcertainlyshallalwaysbeabletogetdat
that),Ican,wheneverIlike,eten
eatmybutterandcheesewithit;en
andwhenIamthirstyIkan
canmilkmycowanddrinken
drinkthemilk:andwhat
kan
canIwishformore?’Toen
Whenhecametoaninn,hehalted,at
ateupallhisbread,en
andgaveawayhislastpennyforaglassofbeer.Toen
Whenhehadrestedhimselfhesetoffweer
again,drivinghiscowtowardshismother’svillage.Maar
Buttheheatgrewgreaterassoonasnooncameon,tillatlast,ashefoundhimselfonawideheaththatzou
wouldtakehimmorethananuur
hourtocross,hebegantobesoheet
hotandparchedthathistongueclavetotheroofofhismouth.‘I
kan
canfindacureforthis,’dacht
thoughthe;‘nowIwillmilkmycow
en
andquenchmythirst’:sohetiedherto
de
thestumpofatree,en
andheldhisleatherncaptomilkinto;maar
butnotadropwastobehad.Who
zou
wouldhavethoughtthatthiscow,whichwastobrengen
bringhimmilkandbutteren
andcheese,wasallthattijd
timeutterlydry?Hanshadnot
gedacht
thoughtoflookingtothat.Terwijl
Whilehewastryinghisgeluk
luckinmilking,andmanagingthezaak
matterveryclumsily,theuneasybeastbegantodenken
thinkhimverytroublesome;andatlast
gaf
gavehimsuchakickonhet
theheadasknockedhimdown;en
andtherehelayalange
longwhilesenseless.Luckilyabutcher
snel
sooncameby,drivingapigineen
awheelbarrow.‘Whatisthematter
met
withyou,myman?’saidde
thebutcher,ashehelpedhimup.Hans
vertelde
toldhimwhathadhappened,hoe
howhewasdry,andwilde
wantedtomilkhiscow,maar
butfoundthecowwasdrytoo.Then
de
thebutchergavehimaflaskofale,zei
saying,‘There,drinkandrefreshyourself;yourcowwill
geeft
giveyounomilk:don’tyou
zie
seesheisanoldbeast,goed
goodfornothingbuttheslaughter-house?’‘Alas,alas!’zei
saidHans,‘whowouldhavegedacht
thoughtit?Whatashameto
nemen
takemyhorse,andgivemealleen
onlyadrycow!IfI
dood
killher,whatwillshebegoed
goodfor?Ihatecow-beef;
itisnottender
genoeg
enoughforme.Ifitwere
een
apignow—likethatfatgentlemanyouaredrivingalongathisease—onekunnen
coulddosomethingwithit;it
zou
wouldatanyratemakesausages.’‘Well,’saidthebutcher,‘Idon’tliketozeg
sayno,whenoneisgevraagd
askedtodoakind,neighbourlyding
thing.TopleaseyouI
zal
willchange,andgiveyoumyfinefatpigforde
thecow.’‘Heavenrewardyouforyourkindnessen
andself-denial!’saidHans,ashegavede
thebutcherthecow;and
nam
takingthepigoffthewheel-barrow,droveitweg
away,holdingitbythestringdie
thatwastiedtoitsleg.Soonhejogged,
en
andallseemednowtogaan
gorightwithhim:he
had
hadmetwithsomemisfortunes,tobezeker
sure;buthewasnow
goed
wellrepaidforall.How
kon
coulditbeotherwisewithsuchatravellingcompanionashehad
hadatlastgot?The
volgende
nextmanhemetwaseen
acountrymancarryingafinewitte
whitegoose.Thecountrymanstoppedto
vragen
askwhatwaso’clock;thisledtofurtherchat;
en
andHanstoldhimallhisgeluk
luck,howhehadsomanygoede
goodbargains,andhowallde
theworldwentgayandsmilingmet
withhim.Thecountrymanthenbeganto
vertellen
tellhistale,andsaidhewasgoingtotakede
thegoosetoachristening.‘Feel,’
zei
saidhe,‘howheavyitis
is,andyetitisonlyeightweeksoud
old.Whoeverroastsandeatsitwill
vindt
findplentyoffatuponhet
it,ithaslivedsowell!’‘You’reright,’zei
saidHans,asheweigheditinhishand
hand;‘butifyoutalkoffat,mypigis
geen
notrifle.’Meantimethecountrymanbegantokijken
lookgrave,andshookhishoofd
head.‘Harkye!’saidhe,‘myworthy
vriend
friend,youseemagoodsortoffellow,soIcan’thelpdoen
doingyouakindturn.Yourpig
kan
maygetyouintoascrape.InthevillageIjust
kom
camefrom,thesquirehasheeft
hadapigstolenoutofhissty.Iwasdreadfully
bang
afraidwhenIsawyoudat
thatyouhadgotthesquire’spig.Als
Ifyouhave,andtheyvangen
catchyou,itwillbeeen
abadjobforyou.Theleastthey
zullen
willdowillbetothrowyouintothehorse-pond.Arme
PoorHanswassadlyfrightened.‘Goodman,’cried
hij
he,‘praygetmeoutofdeze
thisscrape.Iknownothingof
waar
wherethepigwaseitherbredof
orborn;buthemayhavebeen
de
thesquire’sforaughtIcanzeggen
tell: