THEAUTHOR’SPREFACE
Ofallkindsofsatire,thereis
ingen
nonesoentertaininganduniversallyimproving,asthatwhichisintroduced,asitwerelejlighedsvis
occasionally,inthecourseofen
aninterestingstory,whichbringseveryincidenthjem
hometolife,andbyrepræsentere
representingfamiliarscenesinanusædvanlig
uncommonandamusingpointofview,investerer
investsthemwithallthegracesofnyhed
novelty,whilenatureisappealedtoineveryparticular.Thereadergratifieshis
nysgerrighed
curiosityinpursuingtheadventuresofen
apersoninwhosefavourheisprepossessed;heespouseshiscause,hesympathises
med
withhiminhisdistress,hisindignationisheatedmod
againsttheauthorsofhisulykke
calamity:thehumanepassionsareinflamed;
thecontrast
mellem
betweendejectedvirtueandinsultingvicesynes
appearswithgreateraggravation,andhvert
everyimpressionhavingadoublekraft
forceontheimagination,thememorybevarer
retainsthecircumstance,andthehjertet
heartimprovesbytheexample.De
Theattentionisnottiredmed
withabarecatalogueofcharacters,men
butagreeablydivertedwithallde
thevarietyofinvention;andthevicissitudesoflifeappearintheirpeculiarcircumstances,
åbner
openinganamplefieldforhumor
witandhumour.Romance,no
tvivl
doubt,owesitsorigintouvidenhed
ignorance,vanity,andsuperstition.Inthe
mørke
darkagesoftheWorld,da
whenamanhadrenderedhimselfberømt
famousforwisdomorvalour,hisfamilie
familyandadherentsavailedthemselvesofhissuperiorqualities,magnifiedhisvirtues,og
andrepresentedhischaracterandperson
personassacredandsupernatural.Den
Thevulgareasilyswallowedthebait,bønfaldt
imploredhisprotection,andyieldedden
thetributeofhomageandros
praise,eventoadoration;hisexploitswerehandeddowntoposterity
med
withathousandexaggerations;theywere
gentaget
repeatedasincitementstovirtue;guddommelige
divinehonourswerepaid,andaltarserectedtohisminde
memory,fortheencouragementofdem
thosewhoattemptedtoimitatehiseksempel
example;andhencearosetheheathen
mytologi
mythology,whichisnootherend
thanacollectionofextravagantromances.Aslearningadvanced,
og
andgeniusreceivedcultivation,thesestorieswereembellishedmed
withthegracesofpoetry,thattheykunne
mightthebetterrecommendthemselvestotheattention;theywere
sunget
sunginpublic,atfestivals,fortheundervisning
instructionanddelightofthepublikum
audience;andrehearsedbeforebattle,asincentivestodeedsofglory.
Thustragedy
og
andtheepicmusewerefødt
born,and,intheprogressoftaste,arrivedatperfektion
perfection.Itisnowonder
at
thattheancientscouldnotrelishen
afableinprose,aftertheyhadseensomanyremarkableeventsfejret
celebratedinversebytheirbedste
bestpoets;wethereforefind
ingen
noromanceamongthemduringdet
theeraoftheirexcellence,medmindre
unlesstheCyropædiaofXenophonkan
maybesocalled;anditwasnottillarts
og
andsciencesbegantoreviveefter
aftertheirruptionofthebarbariansintoEuropa
Europe,thatanythingofthisart
kindappeared.Butwhenthemindsofmenweredebauchedbytheimpositionofpriestcrafttothe
mest
mostabsurdpitchofcredulity,theauthorsofromanceopstod
arose,andlosingsightofsandsynlighed
probability,filledtheirperformanceswiththemest
mostmonstroushyperboles.Ifthey
kunne
couldnotequaltheancientpoetsinpointofgeniustheywereresolvedtoexceltheminfiktion
fiction,andapplytothewonder,snarere
ratherthanthejudgment,oftheirreaders.Derfor
Accordingly,theybroughtnecromancytotheirhjælp
aid,andinsteadofsupportingthecharacteroftheirheroesbyværdighed
dignityofsentimentandpractice,distinguishedthembytheirkropslige
bodilystrength,activity,andextravaganceofbehaviour.Although
intet
nothingcouldbemoreludicrousog
andunnaturalthanthefigurestheytegnede
drew,theydidnotwantpatronsog
andadmirers;andtheworld
faktisk
actuallybegantobeinfectedmed
withthespiritofknight-errantry,da
whenCervantes,byaninimitablestykke
pieceofridicule,reformedthesmag
tasteofmankind,representingchivalryintherigtige
rightpointofview,andkonverterede
convertingromancetopurposesfarmere
moreusefulandentertaining,bymakingitpåtage sig
assumethesock,andpointoutthefolliesofordinarylife.Den
Thesamemethodhasbeenpraktiseret
practisedbyotherSpanishandFrenchauthors,og
andbynonemoresuccessfullyend
thanbyMonsieurLeSage,der
who,inhisAdventuresofGilBlas,har
hasdescribedtheknaveryandfoiblesoflife,med
withinfinitehumourandsagacity.ThefollowingsheetsI
har
havemodelledonhisplan,tager
takingmeliberty,however,toafvige
differfromhimintheexecution,whereIthoughthisparticularsituationswereuncommon,ekstravagante
extravagant,orpeculiartotheland
countryinwhichthesceneislagt
laid.ThedisgracesofGilBlasare,for
det
themostpart,suchasratherexcitemirthend
thancompassion;hehimselflaughsat
dem
them;andhistransitionsfrom
nød
distresstohappiness,oratleastease,aresosudden,thathverken
neitherthereaderhastimetomedlidenhed
pityhim,norhimselftobeacquaintedmed
withaffliction.Thisconduct,inmyopinion,notonlydeviatesfromprobability,
men
butpreventsthatgenerousindignation,som
whichoughttoanimatethereadermod
againstthesordidandviciousdispositionofden
theworld.Ihaveattemptedto
repræsentere
representmodestmeritstrugglingwithalle
everydifficultytowhichafriendlessforældreløs
orphanisexposed,fromhisegen
ownwantofexperience,aswellasfromtheselviskhed
selfishness,envy,malice,andbaseligegyldighed
indifferenceofmankind.Tosecure
en
afavourableprepossession,Ihaveallowedhimden
theadvantagesofbirthanduddannelse
education,whichintheseriesofhismisfortunesvil
will,Ihope,engagetheingenuousmere
morewarmlyinhisbehalf;og
andthoughIforesee,thatnogle
somepeoplewillbeoffendedatthemen
meanscenesinwhichheisinvolveret
involved,Ipersuademyselfthatthejudiciousvil
willnotonlyperceivethenecessityofbeskrive
describingthosesituationstowhichhemå
mustofcoursebeconfined,inhislowestate,men
butalsofindentertainmentinviewingthosepartsoflife,wherethehumoursog
andpassionsareundisguisedbyaffectation,ceremoni
ceremony,oreducation;andthewhimsicalpeculiaritiesofdispositionappearasnature
har
hasimplantedthem.ButI
tror
believeIneednottroublemyselfinvindicatingen
apracticeauthorizedbythebedste
bestwritersinthisway,nogle
someofwhomIhaveallerede
alreadynamed.Everyintelligentreader
vil
will,atfirstsight,perceiveIhar
havenotdeviatedfromnatureinthefacts,som
whicharealltrueinthemain,althoughthecircumstancesareændret
alteredanddisguised,toavoidpersonlig
personalsatire.Itnowremainsto
give
givemyreasonsformakingthechiefpersonageofdette
thisworkaNorthBriton,som
whicharechieflythese:I
kunne
could,atasmallexpense,bestowonhimsådan
sucheducationasIthoughtthedignityofhisfødsel
birthandcharacterrequired,whichkunne
couldnotpossiblybeobtainedinEngland,bysådan
suchslendermeansasthenatureofmyplan
planwouldafford.Inthe
næste
nextplace,Icouldrepresentenkelhed
simplicityofmannersinaremotedel
partofthekingdom,withmere
moreproprietythaninanysted
placenearthecapital;and
endelig
lastly,thedispositionoftheScots,addictedtorejse
travelling,justifiesmyconductinderivingen
anadventurerfromthatcountry.APOLOGUE
A
ung
youngpainter,indulgingaveinofpleasantry,skitserede
sketchedakindofconversationstykke
piece,representingabear,anugle
owl,amonkey,andanæsel
ass;andtorenderit
mere
morestriking,humorous,andmoral,distinguishedhver
everyfigurebysomeemblemofhumanlife.Bruinwas
udstillet
exhibitedinthegarbandholdning
attitudeofanold,toothless,drunkensoldat
soldier;theowlpercheduponthehandleof
en
acoffee-pot,withspectacleonnæsen
nose,seemedtocontemplateaavis
newspaper;andtheass,ornamented
med
withahugetie-wig(which,however,kunne
couldnotconcealhislongears),sad
satforhispicturetothemonkey,whoappearedmed
withtheimplementsofpainting.Denne
Thiswhimsicalgroupaffordedsomemirth,og
andmetwithgeneralapprobation,indtil
untilsomemischievouswaghintedat
thatthewhole—wasalampoonuponthefriendsoftheperformer;en
aninsinuationwhichwasnosoonercirculatedend
thanthoseverypeoplewhoapplaudeditbeforebegyndte
begantobealarmed,andeventofancy
fancythemselvessignifiedbytheseveralfiguresofthepiece.Blandt
Amongothers,aworthypersonageinyears,whohadservedinden
thearmywithreputation,beingincensedatden
thesupposedoutrage,repairedtoden
thelodgingofthepainter,og
andfindinghimathome,“Harkye,Mr.Monkey,”sagde
saidhe,“Ihaveagodt
goodmindtoconvinceyou,thatselv
thoughthebearhaslosthisteeth,hebeholder
retainshispaws,andthatheisnotsodrunkmen
buthecanperceiveyourimpertinence.”“Sblood!
sir
sir,thattoothlessjawisen
ad—nedscandalouslibel—butdon’tyouforestil
imaginemesochopfallenasnottobestand
abletochewthecudofresentment.”Her
Herehewasinterruptedbyden
thearrivalofalearnedlæge
physician,who,advancingtotheskyldige
culpritwithfuryinhisaspekt
aspect,exclaimed,“Supposetheaugmentationofden
theass’searsshouldproveden
thediminutionofthebaboon’s—nay,søger
seeknottoprevaricate,for,byden
thebeardofAesculapius!thereisnot
et
onehairinthisperiwigthatvil
willnotstandupindommen
judgmenttoconvicttheeofpersonalmisbrug
abuse.Dobutobserve,captain,
hvordan
howthispitifullittlefellowhar
hascopiedtheverycurls—thecolour,faktisk
indeed,isdifferent,butthende
theformandforetopareret
quitesimilar.”Whilehethusremonstratedin
en
astrainofvociferation,avenerablesenator
senatorentered,andwaddlinguptoden
thedelinquent,“Jackanapes!”criedhe,“I
vil
willnowlettheeseeIkan
canreadsomethingelsethanen
anewspaper,andthatwithoutdet
thehelpofspectacles:hereisyour
egen
ownnoteofhand,sirrah,forpenge
money,whichifIhadnotavanceret
advanced,youyourselfwouldhavelignet
resembledanowl,innotvover
daringtoshowyourfacebydagen
day,youungratefulslanderousknave!”In
forgæves
vaintheastonishedpainterdeclaredthathehavde
hadnointentiontogiveoffence,eller
ortocharacteriseparticularpersons:theyaffirmedtheresemblancewas
for
toopalpabletobeoverlooked;theytaxedhimwithinsolence,malice,
og
andingratitude;andtheirclamoursbeingoverheardbythe
offentligheden
public,thecaptainwasabjørn
bear,thedoctoranass,og
andthesenatoranowl,tohisdyingday.Christian
læser
reader,Ibeseechthee,inde
thebowelsoftheLord,husk
rememberthisexample“whilethouartemployedinde
theperusalofthefollowingsheets;og
andseeknottoappropriatetothyselfthatwhichlige
equallybelongstofivehundredforskellige
differentpeople.Ifthoushouldst
møde
meetwithacharacterthatafspejler
reflectstheeinsomeungraciousparticular,holde
keepthyowncounsel;CHAPTERI
Ofmy
Fødsel
BirthandParentage.Iwas
født
borninthenorthernpartofdette
thisunitedkingdom,inthehus
houseofmygrandfather,agentleman
gentlemanofconsiderablefortuneandindflydelse
influence,whohadonmanyoccasionssignalisedhimselfinvegne
behalfofhiscountry;andwas
bemærkelsesværdig
remarkableforhisabilitiesintheloven
law,whichheexercisedwithstor
greatsuccessinthestationofen
ajudge,particularlyagainstbeggars,forwhomhehavde
hadasingularaversion.My
far
father(hisyoungestson)fallinginlovemed
withapoorrelation,wholivedmed
withtheoldgentlemaninqualityofen
ahousekeeper,espousedherprivately;og
andIwasthefirstfrugt
fruitofthatmarriage.Duringher
graviditet
pregnancy,adreamdiscomposedmymor
mothersomuchthathermand
husband,tiredwithherimportunity,atlastconsultedahighlandseer,hvis
whosefavourableinterpretationhewouldhave
havesecuredbeforehandbyabestikkelse
bribe,butfoundhimincorruptible.She
drømte
dreamedshewasdeliveredofatennis-ball,whichthedjævlen
devil(who,tohergreatoverraskelse
surprise,actedthepartofamidwife)ramte
strucksoforciblywitharacketthatitforsvandt
disappearedinaninstant;andshewasforsome
tid
timeinconsolableforthelostofherafkom
offspring;when,allona
pludselig
sudden,shebehelditreturnmed
withequalviolence,andentertheearth,under
beneathherfeet,whenceimmediatelysprangupet
agoodlytreecoveredwithblossoms,theduft
scentofwhichoperatedsostærkt
stronglyonhernervesthatsheawoke.Den
Theattentivesage,aftersomedeliberation,forsikrede
assuredmyparents,thattheirfirstbornville
wouldbeagreattraveller;thathe
ville
wouldundergomanydangersanddifficulties,og
andatlastreturntohisnativeland,hvor
wherehewouldflourishinhappinessog
andreputation.Howtrulythiswasforetold
vil
willappearinthesequel.Itwasnot
længe
longbeforesomeofficiouspersoninformerede
informedmygrandfatherofcertainfamiliaritiesthatpassedmellem
betweenhissonandhousekeeperwhichalarmedhimsomeget
muchthat,afewdaysafter,hetoldmyfar
fatheritwashightimeforhimtotænkte
thinkofsettling;andthathehadprovided
en
amatchforhim,tosom
whichhecouldinjusticehar
havenoobjections.Myfather,
fandt
findingitwouldbeimpossibletoconcealhissituation
situationmuchlonger,franklyownedwhathehavde
haddone;andexcusedhimselffornothaving
spurgt
askedtheconsentofhisfar
father,bysaying,heknewitville
wouldhavebeentonopurpose;og
andthat,hadhisinclinationbeenkendt
known,mygrandfathermighthavetruffet
takensuchmeasuresaswouldhave
haveeffectuallyputthegratificationofitud
outofhispower:he
tilføjede
added,thatnoexceptionscouldbetakentohiswife’sdyd
virtue,birth,beauty,andgoodfornuft
sense,andasforfortune,itwasunder
beneathhiscare.Theold
herre
gentleman,whokeptallhispassions,undtagen
exceptone,inexcellentorder,hørte
heardhimtoanendmed
withgreattemper,andthenroligt
calmlyasked,howheproposedtoopretholde
maintainhimselfandspouse?He
svarede
replied,hecouldbeinikke
nodangerofwantingwhilehisfather’sømhed
tendernessremained,whichheandhiskone
wifeshouldalwayscultivatewithden
theutmostveneration;andhewaspersuadedhis
tilskud
allowancewouldbesuitabletoden
thedignityandcircumstancesofhisfamily,og
andtotheprovisionalreadygjort
madeforhisbrothersandsisters,whowerelykkeligt
happilysettledunderhisprotection.“Yourbrothers
og
andsisters,”saidmygrandfather,“didnotthinkitunder
beneaththemtoconsultmeinen
anaffairofsuchimportanceasmatrimony;neither,I
formoder
suppose,wouldyouhaveomittedat
thatpieceofduty,hadyounotsomehemmelig
secretfundinreserve;to
de
thecomfortsofwhichIefterlader
leaveyou,withadesirethatyouvil
willthisnightseekoutanotherhabitationforyourselfog
andwife,whither,inakort
shorttime,Iwillsendyouanaccountofde
theexpenseIhavebeenatinyouruddannelse
education,withaviewofbeingreimbursed.Sir
Sir,youhavemadethegrandtour—youareen
apolitegentleman—averyprettygentleman—Iønsker
wishyouagreatdealofjoy,og
andamyourveryhumbleservant.”So
sig
saying,heleftmyfatherinen
asituationeasilyimagined.However,hedidnot
længe
longhesitate;for,beingperfectlywellacquainted
med
withhisfather’sdisposition,hedidnottvivlede
doubtthathewasgladofdenne
thispretencetogetridofham
him;andhisresolvesbeingasinvariableasthelawsoftheMedes
og
andPersians,heknewitville
wouldbetonopurposetoattempthimbyprayersog
andentreaties;sowithoutanyfarther
ansøgning
application,hebetookhimself,withhisdisconsolatebedfellowtoagård
farm-house,whereanoldservantofhismor
motherdwelt:theretheyremainedsome
tid
timeinasituationbutdårligt
illadaptedtotheeleganceoftheirdesiresog
andtendernessoftheirlove;whichneverthelessmyfatherchosetoendure,ratherthansupplicate
en
anunnaturalandinflexibleparentmen
butmymother,foreseeingtheinconveniencestowhichshemå
musthavebeenexposed,hadshebeendeliveredindette
thisplace(andherpregnancywasmeget
veryfaradvanced),withoutcommunicatingherdesigntohermand
husband,wentindisguisetode
thehouseofmygrandfather,håb
hopingthathertearsandtilstand
conditionwouldmovehimtocompassion,og
andreconcilehimtoanbegivenhed
eventwhichwasnowirrecoverablyforbi
past.Shefoundmeansto
bedrage
deceivetheservants,andgetintroduceret
introducedasanunfortunatelady,whoønskede
wantedtocomplainofsomematrimonialgrievances,itbeingmygrandfather’sparticularprovins
provincetodecideinallcasesofskandale
scandal.Shewasaccordinglyadmittedintohispresence,
hvor
where,discoveringherself,shefellathisfødder
feet,andinthemostaffectingmåde
mannerimploredhisforgiveness;at
den
thesametimerepresentingthefaren
dangerthatthreatenednotonlyherliv
life,butthatofhiseget
owngrandchild,whichwasabouttose
seethelight.Hetoldherhewas
ked
sorrythattheindiscretionofherog
andhissonhadcompelledhimtomakeet
avow,whichputitud
outofhispowertogive
givethemanyassistance;thathe
havde
hadalreadyimpartedhisthoughtsonthatemne
subjecttoherhusband,andwasoverrasket
surprisedthattheyshoulddisturbhisfred
peacewithanyfartherimportunity.This
sagt
said,heretired.Theviolenceofmymother’saffliction
havde
hadsuchaneffectonherforfatning
constitutionthatshewasimmediatelygrebet
seizedwiththepainsofchildbed;og
andhadnotanoldmaidservant,towhomshewasmeget
verydear,affordedherpityog
andassistance,atthehazardofincurringmygrandfather’sdispleasure,sheog
andtheinnocentfruitofherlivmoder
wombmusthavefallenmiserablevictimstohisrigourog
andinhumanity.Bythefriendshipof
denne
thispoorwomanshewasbåret
carrieduptoagarret,og
andimmediatelydeliveredofamand
manchild,thestoryofhvis
whoseunfortunatebirthhehimselfnu
nowrelates.Myfather,beinginformedofwhathadhappened,
fløj
flewtotheembracesofhiselskede
darlingspouse,andwhileheloadedhisafkom
offspringwithpaternalembraces,couldnotforbearsheddingen
afloodoftearsonbeholdingdet
thedearpartnerofhisheart(forhvis
whoseeasehewouldhavesacrificeddet
thetreasuresoftheeast)stretcheduponen
aflockbed,inaelendig
miserableapartment,unabletoprotectherfromdet
theinclemenciesoftheweather.Itisnottobesupposedthatthe
gamle
oldgentlemanwasignorantofwhatpassed,selv
thoughheaffectedtoknownoget
nothingofthematter,andpretendedtobeverymuchoverrasket
surprised,whenoneofhisbørnebørn
grandchildren,byhiseldestsondeceased,wholivedmed
withhimashisheirapparent,acquaintedhimmed
withtheaffair;hedetermined
derfor
thereforetoobservenomedium,men
butimmediately(onthethirddag
dayafterherdelivery)sentheren
aperemptoryordertobegå
gone,andturnedoffthetjener
servantwhohadpreservedherliv
life.Thisbehavioursoexasperatedmy
far
fatherthathehadrecoursetode
themostdreadfulimprecations;andonhis
nøgne
barekneesimploredthatHeavenville
wouldrenouncehimifeverheskulle
shouldforgetorforgivethebarbarityofhissire.De
Theinjurieswhichthisunhappymor
motherreceivedfromherremovalinsuchcircumstances,og
andthewantofnecessarieswhereshelodged,sammen
togetherwithhergriefandanxietyofmind,snart
soonthrewherintoalanguishinglidelse
disorder,whichputanendtoherliv
life.Myfather,wholovedhertenderly,wasso
berørt
affectedwithherdeaththatheforblev
remainedsixweeksdeprivedofhissenses;duringwhich
tid
time,thepeoplewherehelodgedcarriedden
theinfanttotheoldmand
manwhorelentedsofar,onhørt
hearingthemelancholystoryofhisdaughter-in-law’sdød
death,andthedeplorableconditionofhisson,astosendte
sendthechildtonurse,og
andheorderedmyfathertobecarriedhjem
hometohishouse,wherehesnart
soonrecoveredtheuseofhisfornuft
reason.Whetherthishardheartedjudge
følte
feltanyremorseforhiscruelbehandling
treatmentofhissonanddatter
daughter,or(whichismoreprobable)wasbange
afraidhischaracterwouldsufferinthenabolaget
neighbourhood,heprofessedgreatsorrowforhisconducttomyfar
father,whosedeliriumwassucceededbyen
aprofoundmelancholyandreserve.Atlengthhe
forsvandt
disappeared,and,notwithstandingallimaginableinquiry,kunne
couldnotbeheardof;a
omstændighed
circumstancewhichconfirmedmostpeopleinde
theopinionofhishavinggjort
madeawaywithhimselfinafitoffortvivlelse
despair.CHAPTERII
Igrowup—am
hadet
hatedbymyRelations—senttoSchool—neglectedbymyGrandfather—maltreatedbymyMaster—seasonedtoAdversity—Idanner
formCabalsagainstthePedant—amdebarredAdgang
AccesstomyGrandfather—huntedbyhisHeir—IdemolishtheTeethofhisTutor.Therewerenot
ville
wantingsomewhosuspectedmyunclesofbeingconcernedinmyfather’sskæbne
fate,onthesuppositionthattheyville
wouldallshareinthepatrimonydestinedforham
him;andthisconjecturewas
styrket
strengthenedbyreflectingthatinalle
allhiscalamitiestheyneveropdagede
discoveredtheleastinclinationtotjene
servehim;but,onthe
tværtimod
contrary,byalltheartificesintheirmagt
power,fedhisresentmentandstøttet
supportedhisresolutionofleavinghimtoelendighed
miseryandwant.Butpeopleofjudgment
behandlede
treatedthisinsinuationasanidlechimera;because,hadmyrelationsbeenso
onde
wickedastoconsulttheirinteresser
interestbycommittingsuchanatrociousforbrydelse
crime,thefateofmyfatherville
wouldhaveextendedtometoohvis
whoselifewasanotherobstacletotheirforventning
expectation.Meanwhile,Igrewapace,
og
andasIstronglyresembledmyfar
father,whowasthedarlingofden
thetenants,Iwantednothingwhichtheirindigentcircumstanceskunne
couldafford:buttheirfavourwas
en
aweakresourceagainstthejealousenmityofmycousins;whothe
mere
moremyinfancypromised,conceivedthemere
moreimplacablehatredagainstme:og
andbeforeIwassixyearsofage,havde
hadsoeffectuallyblockadedmybedstefar
grandfatherthatIneversawhimmen
butbystealth,whenInogle gange
sometimesmadeuptohisstol
chairashesattose
viewhislabourersinthemarken
field:onwhichoccasionhe
ville
wouldstrokemyhead,bidmebeen
agoodboy,andpromisetotage
takecareofme.Iwas
snart
soonaftersenttoschoolaten
avillagehardby,ofhvor
whichhehadbeendictatortid
timeoutofmind;butashe
aldrig
neverpaidformyboard,eller
norsuppliedmewithclothes,books,og
andothernecessariesIrequired,mytilstand
conditionwasveryraggedandcontemptible,og
andtheschoolmaster,who,throughfrygt
fearofmygrandfather,taughtmegratis,gav
gavehimselfnoconcernaboutde
theprogressImadeunderhisinstruction.In
trods
spiteofallthesedifficultiesog
anddisgraces,IbecameagoodproficientintheLatintongue;og
and,assoonasIcouldskrive
writetolerably,pesteredmygrandfathermed
withletterstosuchadegreethathesendte
sentformymaster,andchidhimhårdt
severelyforbestowingsuchpainsonmyuddannelse
education,tellinghimthat,ifeverIskulle
shouldbebroughttothegalgen
gallowsforforgery,whichhehavde
hadtaughtmetocommit,myblod
bloodwouldlieonhishoved
head.Thepedant,whodreaded
intet
nothingmorethanthedispleasureofhispatron,forsikrede
assuredhishonourthattheboy’sevne
abilitywasmoreowingtohiseget
owngeniusandapplicationthantonogen
anyinstructionorencouragementhemodtog
received;that,althoughhecouldnotdivesthimof
den
theknowledgehehadalreadyimbibed,medmindre
unlesshewouldempowerhimtodisablehisfingers,heskulle
shouldendeavour,withGod’shelp,topreventhisfremtidige
futureimprovement.And,indeed,hepunctually
udførte
performedwhathehadundertaken;for,onpretencethatIhadwrittenimpertinentletterstomy
bedstefar
grandfather,hecausedaboardtobelavet
madewithfiveholesinit,throughwhichhethrustthefingersog
andthumbofmyrighthånd
hand,andfasteneditbywhipcordtomyhåndled
wrist,insuchamanneraseffectuallydebarredmethebruge
useofmypen.But
denne
thisrestraintIwasfreedfrominapar
fewdays,byanaccidentder
whichhappenedinaquarrelmellem
betweenmeandanotherboy;who,takinguponhimto
fornærmelse
insultmypoverty,Iwassoincensedathisungenerousreproachthatmed
withonestrokewithmymaskine
machineIcuthimtothekraniet
skull,tothegreatterrorofmyselfog
andschoolfellows,wholefthimbleedingontheground,og
andrantoinformthemasterofwhathadhappened.Iwasso
hårdt
severelypunishedforthistrespassthat,wereItolevede
livetotheageofMethusalem,theindtryk
impressionitmadeonmeville
wouldnotbeeffaced;the
mere
morethantheantipathyandrædsel
horrorIconceivedforthenådesløse
mercilesstyrantwhoinflictedit.The
foragt
contemptwhichmyappearancenaturallyproducedinalle
allwhosawme,thecontinualwantstowhichIwasexposed,og
andmyownhaughtydisposition,utålmodig
impatientofaffronts,involvedmeinathousandbesværlige
troublesomeadventures,bywhichIwasatlengthinuredinmodgang
adversity,andemboldenedtoundertakingsfarover
abovemyyears.Iwas
ofte
ofteninhumanlyscourgedforcrimesIdidnotcommit,fordi
because,havingthecharacterofen
avagabondinthevillage,hvert
everypieceofmischief,whoseforfatter
authorlayunknown,waschargeduponme.I
har
havebeenfoundguiltyofrøve
robbingorchardsIneverentered,ofdræbe
killingcatsIneverhunted,ofstjæle
stealinggingerbreadInevertouched,og
andofabusingoldwomenIaldrig
neversaw.Nay,astammering
tømrer
carpenterhadeloquenceenoughtooverbevise
persuademymasterthatIfireden
apistolloadedwithsmallskud
shotintohiswindow;thoughmylandlady
og
andthewholefamilyborevidnede
witnessthatIwasabedfastsov
asleepatthetimewhendenne
thisoutragewascommitted.Iwasoncefloggedfor
have
havingnarrowlyescapeddrowning,bythesank
sinkingofaferryboatinwhichIwaspassager
passenger.Anothertime,forhavingrecoveredof
en
abruiseoccasionedbyahest
horseandcartrunningoverme.En
Athirdtime,forbeingbidt
bittenbyabaker’sdog.Inshort,
om
whetherIwasguiltyoruheldig
unfortunate,thecorrectionandsympathyofdenne
thisarbitrarypedagoguewerethesamme
same.Farfrombeingsubduedby
denne
thisinformalusage,myindignationtriumphedover
overthatslavishawewhichhavde
hadhithertoenforcedmyobedience;og
andthemoremyyearsog
andknowledgeincreased,themoreIperceivedtheinjusticeog
andbarbarityofhisbehaviour.By
de
thehelpofanuncommongenius,og
andtheadviceanddirectionofourusher
usher,whohadservedmyfar
fatherinhistravels,Igjorde
madeasurprisingprogressinde
theclassics,writing,andarithmetic;sothat,
før
beforeIwastwelveyearsgammel
old,Iwasallowedbyeverybodytobeden
thebestscholarintheschool.Denne
Thisqualification,togetherwiththeboldnessoftemperament
temperandstrengthofmakesom
whichhadsubjectedalmostallmycontemporaries,gav
gavemesuchinfluenceoverthemthatIbegyndte
begantoformcabalsagainstmypersecutor;og
andwasinhopeof,beingstand
abletobidhimdefianceinen
averyshorttime.Beingattheheadof
en
afaction,consistingofthirtyboys,de fleste
mostofthemofmyegen
ownage,Iwasdeterminedtoputtheirmettletoprøve
trial,thatImightknowhvor
howfartheyweretobestole
dependedupon,beforeIputmygrandschemeinexecution:med
withthisview,weattackeden
abodyofstoutapprentices,whohavde
hadtakenpossessionofadel
partofthegroundallottedtousfortheschemeofourdiversions,og
andwhowerethenplayingatninepinsonthestedet
spot;butIhadthemortificationto
se
seemyadherentsroutedinanøjeblik
instant,andalegofoneofthembrokeinhisflugt
flightbythebowl,whichoneofouradversarieshavde
haddetachedinpursuitofos
us.Thisdiscomfituredidnothinderusfrom
engagere
engagingthemafterwardsinfrequentskirmishes,whichwemaintainedbykaste
throwingstonesatadistance,whereinImodtog
receivedmanywounds,thescarsofwhichstadig
stillremain.Ourenemieswereso
chikaneret
harassedandinterruptedbythesealarmsthattheyatlastopgav
abandonedtheirconquest,andleftustothepeaceableenjoymentofouregne
ownterritories.Itwouldbeendlesstoenumeratetheexploitswe
udførte
performedinthecourseofdenne
thisconfederacy,whichbecametheterror
terrorofthewholevillage;insomuchthat,
når
whendifferentinterestsdividedit,en
oneofthepartiescommonlycourtedthehjælp
assistanceofRoderickRandom(byhvilket
whichnameIwasknown)tokaste
castthebalance,andkeepthemodsatte
oppositefactioninawe.Meanwhile,Itooktheadvantageofeveryplay-dayto
præsentere
presentmyselfbeforemygrandfather,towhomIsjældent
seldomfoundaccess,byreasonofhisbeingtæt
closelybesiegedbyanumerousfamilie
familyofhisfemalegrandchildren,who,selv
thoughtheyperpetuallyquarrelledamongthemselves,aldrig
neverfailedtojoinagainstme,asthefælles
commonenemyofall.His
arving
heir,whowasabouttheageofeighteen,mindednoget
nothingbutfox-hunting,andindeedwaskvalificeret
qualifiedfornothingelse,notwithstandinghisgrandfather’seftergivenhed
indulgenceinentertainingatutorforhimathome;som
whoatthesametimeperformedtheofficeofparishclerk.Denne
ThisyoungActaeon,whoinheritedhisgrandfather’santipathytoalt
everythingindistress,neversateyesonmeuden
withoutuncouplinghisbeagles,andjage
huntingmeintosomecottageeller
orother,whitherIgenerallyflygtede
fledforshelter.InthisChristianamusementhewas
opmuntret
encouragedbyhispreceptor,who,ikke
nodoubt,tooksuchopportunitiestoingratiatehimselfmed
withtherisingsun,observing,thatden
theoldgentleman,accordingtoden
thecourseofnature,hadnotlænge
longtolive,forhewasallerede
alreadyonthevergeoffourscore.Kapitel
CHAPTERIIIMyMother’sBrotherarrives—relievesme—a
Beskrivelse
Descriptionofhim—hegoesalongmed
withmetotheHouseofmyGrandfather—ismødt
encounteredbyhisDogs—defeatsthem,efter
afterabloodyEngagement—isadmittedtoden
theoldGentleman—aDialoguebetweendem
them.Aboutthistimemymother’s
eneste
onlybrother,whohadbeenlænge
longabroad,lieutenantofaman-of-war,ankom
arrivedinhisowncountry;wherebeing
underrettet
informedofmycondition,hekom
cametoseeme,andud
outofhisslenderfinancesnotonlyforsynet
suppliedmewithwhatnecessariesIwantedforthepresent,men
butresolvednottoleavethecountryuntilhehavde
hadprevailedonmygrandfathertoafregne
settlesomethinghandsomeforthefremtiden
future.Thiswasataskto
som
whichhewasbynomen
meansequal,beingentirelyignorant,notonlyofthejudge’sdisposition,men
butalsoofthewaysofmeningeneral,tosom
whichhiseducationonboardhavde
hadkepthimanutterfremmed
stranger.Hewasastrong
bygget
builtman,somewhatbandylegged,med
withanecklikethatofabull,og
andafacewhich(youkan
mighteasilyperceive)hadwithstoodde
themostobstinateassaultsofde
theweather.Hisdressconsistedofasoldier’s
frakke
coatalteredforhimbytheship’sskrædder
tailor,astripedflanneljacket,apar
pairofredbreechesspannedmed
withpitch,cleangrayworstedstockings,store
largesilverbucklesthatcoveredthree-fourthsofhissko
shoes,asilver-lacedhat,whosekrone
crownoverlookedthebrimsaboutaninchog
andahalf,blackbobwiginspænde
buckle,acheckshirt,asilkhandkerchief,ahanger,med
withabrasshandle,girdedtohislår
thighbyafurnishedlacebelt,og
andagoodoakplantunder
underhisarm.Thusequipped,hesetout
med
withme(whobyhisgavmildhed
bountymadeaverydecentappearance)formygrandfather’shus
house,whereweweresalutedbyJowlerog
andCaesar,whommycousin,unge
youngmaster,hadletlooseatourapproach.Beingwellacquainted
med
withtheinveteracyofthesecurs,Iwasabouttobetakemyselftomyheels,da
whenmyuncleseizedmemed
withonehand,brandishedhiscudgelmed
withtheother,andatoneslag
blowlaidCaesarsprawlingonden
theground;but,findinghimself
angrebet
attackedatthesametimeintherearbyJowler,og
andfearingCaesarmightrecover,hetrak
drewhishanger,wheeledabout,og
andbyaluckystrokeseveredJowler’shoved
headfromhisbody.By
dette
thistime,theyoungfoxhunterog
andthreeservants,armedwithpitchforksog
andflails,werecometothehjælp
assistanceofthedogs,whomtheyfandt
foundbreathlessuponthefield;og
andmycousinwassoprovokeret
provokedatthedeathofhisfavourites,thatheorderedhisattendantstoadvance,og
andtakevengeanceontheirbøddel
executioner,whomheloadedwithalle
allthecursesandreproacheshisvrede
angercouldsuggest.Uponwhichmy
onkel
unclesteppedforwardswithanundauntedluft
air,atthesightofhvis
whosebloodyweaponshisantagonistsfaldt
fellbackwithprecipitation,whenheaccostedtheirleaderthus:.“Lookee,
bror
brother,yourdogshavingboardedmeuden
withoutprovocation,whatIdidwasinmyeget
owndefence.Soyouhadbestbecivil,
og
andletusshootahoved
head,clearofyou.”Whether
den
theyoungsquiremisinterpretedmyuncle’sønske
desireofpeace,orwasenragedatden
thefateofhishoundsbeyondhissædvanlige
usualpitchofresolution,Iknownot;men
buthesnatchedaflailfromoneofhisfollowers,og
andcameupwithashowofassaultingthelieutenant,som
who,puttinghimselfinapostureofdefence,fortsatte
proceededthus:“Lookee,youlubberly
søn
sonofaw—e,ifyoukommer
comeathwartme,’wareyourgingerbreadarbejde
work.I’llbefoulofyour
kvarter
quarter,d—nme.”Thisdeclaration,followedby
en
aflourishofhishanger,seemedtokontrollere
checktheprogressoftheunge
younggentleman’scholer,who,lookingbag
behindhim,perceivedhisattendantshavde
hadslunkintothehouse,lukkede
shutthegate,andlefthimtoafgøre
decidethecontentionbyhimself.Her
Hereaparleyensued,whichwasintroducedbymycousin’sspurgte
asking,“Whothedevilareyou?Whatdoyou
vil
want?Somescoundrelofaseaman,I
formoder
suppose,whohasdesertedandturnedtyv
thief.Butdon’tthinkyoushall
undslippe
escape,sirrah—I’llhaveyouhang’d,youhund
dog,Iwill.Yourbloodshall
betale
payforthatofmyto
twohounds,youragamuffin.I
ville
wouldnothavepartedwiththemtoredde
saveyourwholegenerationfromthegalgen
gallows,youruffian,you!”“Noneofyour
kæbe
jaw,youswab—noneofyourjaw,”svarede
repliedmyuncle,“elseIshalltrimme
trimyourlacedjacketforyou.Ishall
gnide
rubyoudownwithanoakenhåndklæde
towel,myboy,Ishall.”So
sagde
saying,hesheathedhishanger,og
andgraspedhiscudgel.