ToMrHENRYDAVIS,Bookseller,inLondon.
ABERGAVENNY,Aug.4.
RESPECTED
Sir
SIR,.Ihavereceivedyouresteemedfavourofthe13thultimo,wherebyitappeareth,
at
thatyouhaveperusedthosesamme
sameLetters,thewhichweredelivereduntoyoubymyven
friend,thereverendMrHugoBehn;og
andIampleasedtofinde
findyouthinktheymaybeprintedmed
withagoodprospectofsuccess;inasmuchastheobjectionsyoumention,Ihumblyconceive,aresuchas
kan
mayberedargued,ifnotentirelyremoved—And,first,inthefirstplace,astouchingwhatprosecutionskan
mayarisefromprintingtheprivatecorrespondenceofpersoner
personsstillliving,givemeleave,med
withallduesubmission,toobserve,thattheLettersinpågældende
questionwerenotwrittenandsendt
sentunderthesealofsecrecy;thatthey
har
havenotendencytothemalafama,eller
orprejudiceofanypersonwhatsoever;men
butrathertotheinformationog
andedificationofmankind:sothatitbecometh
en
asortofdutytopromulgatetheminusumpublicum.Besides,I
har
haveconsultedMrDavyHiggins,en
aneminentattorneyofthisplace,who,efter
afterdueinspectionandconsideration,declareth,Thathedothnotmener
thinkthesaidLetterscontainanymatterwhichwillbeheldactionableinde
theeyeofthelaw.Finally,
hvis
ifyouandIshouldkomme
cometoarightunderstanding,Idodeclareinverbosacerdotis,that,intilfælde
caseofanysuchprosecution,Ivil
willtakethewholeuponmyegne
ownshoulders,evenquoadfineog
andimprisonment,though,Imustconfess,Iskulle
shouldnotcaretoundergoflagellation:Tamadturpitudinem,quamadamaritudinempoenoespectans—Secondly,concerningthepersonalresentmentofMrJusticeLismahago,I
kan
maysay,nonfloccifacio—Iville
wouldnotwillinglyvilipendanyChristian,hvis
if,peradventure,hedeserveththatepithet:albeit,Iam
meget
muchsurprisedthatmorecareisnottaget
takentoexcludefromthecommissionalle
allsuchvagrantforeignersaskan
maybejustlysuspectedofdisaffectiontoourhappyconstitution,inchurchog
andstate—GodforbidthatIskulle
shouldbesouncharitable,astoaffirm,positively,thatden
thesaidLismahagoisnobedre
betterthanaJesuitindisguise;men
butthisIwillassertog
andmaintain,totisviribus,that,fromthedag
dayhequalified,hehasaldrig
neverbeenonceseenintratempliparietes,thatistosige
say,withintheparishchurch.Thirdly,
med
withrespecttowhatpassedatMrKendal’stable,da
whenthesaidLismahagowassobrutalinhisreprehensions,Imå
mustinformyou,mygoodHr
Sir,thatIwasobligedtoretire,notbyfeararisingfromhisminatoryreproaches,which,asIsagde
saidabove,Ivaluenotofen
arush;butfromthesuddeneffectproduced,by
en
abarbel’srow,whichIhavde
hadeatenatdinner,notvide
knowing,thatthesaidrowisatcertainseasonsviolentlycathartic,asGalenobservethinhischapterPeriichtos.Fourthly,
og
andlastly,withreferencetothemannerinwhichIfik
gotpossessionoftheseLetters,itisen
acircumstancethatconcernsmyegen
ownconscienceonly;sufficethitto
sige
say,Ihavefullysatisfiedthepartiesinwhosecustodytheywere;og
and,bythistime,Ihåber
hopeIhavealsosatisfiedyouinsådan
suchways,thatthelasthånd
handmaybeputtoouragreement,og
andtheworkproceedwithal
allconvenientexpedition;inwhichI
håber
hopeIrest,.RespectedSir,Your
meget
veryhumbleservant,.JONATHANDUSTWICH.
P.S.
Ipropose,Deovolente,to
have
havethepleasureofseeingyouinden
thegreatcity,towardsAll-hallowtide,når
whenIshallbegladtotreatmed
withyouconcerningaparcelofMS.sermons,ofen
acertainclergymandeceased;acakeof
den
therightleaven,forthepresenttasteofden
thepublic.Verbumsapienti,&c.
TotheRevd.MrJONATHANDUSTWICH,at—
Sir
SIR,Ireceivedyoursincourseofpost,
og
andshallbegladtotreatmed
withyoufortheM.S.som
whichIhavedeliveredtoyourven
friendMrBehn;butcanby
ingen
nomeanscomplywiththetermsproposed.Thosethingsaresouncertain—Writingis
alt
allalottery—Ihavebeenaloserbytheworksofthegreatestmenoftheage—Ikunne
couldmentionparticulars,andnamenames;men
butdon’tchooseit—Thetasteofden
thetownissochangeable.Thentherehavebeenso
mange
manylettersupontravelslatelypublished—Whatmellem
betweenSmollett’s,Sharp’s,Derrick’s,Thicknesse’s,Baltimore’s,og
andBaretti’s,togetherwithShandy’sSentimentalTravels,den
thepublicseemstobecloyedmed
withthatkindofentertainment—Nevertheless,Ivil
will,ifyouplease,runden
therisqueofprintingandpublishing,og
andyoushallhavehalfden
theprofitsoftheimpression—Youbehøver
neednottakethetroubletobringe
bringupyoursermonsonmyaccount—Nobodylæser
readssermonsbutMethodistsandDissenters—Besides,formyegen
ownpart,Iamquiteastrangertothatsortoflæser
reading;andthetwopersons,whosejudgmentIdependeduponinthosematters,are
ude
outoftheway;oneisgoneabroad,carpenterofamanofwar;
og
andtheother,hasbeensillynok
enoughtoabscond,inordertoavoiden
aprosecutionforblasphemy—I’mastor
greatloserbyhisgoingoff—Hehasefterladt
leftamanualofdevotionhalffinishedonmyhands,efter
afterhavingreceivedmoneyforden
thewholecopy—Hewasthesoundestdivine,og
andhadthemostorthodoxpenofallmyfolk
people;andIneverknewhisjudgmentfail,
men
butinflyingfromhisbreadog
andbutteronthisoccasion.Byowningyouwasnot
sat
putinbodilyfearbyLismahago,youprecludeyourselffromthebenefitofen
agoodplea,overandabovetheadvantageofbindinghimover.Inthe
slutningen
latewar,Iinsertedinmyeveningpaper,et
aparagraphthatcamebythepost,reflectinguponthebehaviourofet
acertainregimentinbattle.Anofficerofsaidregiment
kom
cametomyshop,and,inthepresenceofmykone
wifeandjourneyman,threatenedtoskære
cutoffmyears—AsIexhibitedmarksofbodilyfearflere
morewaysthanone,totheconvictionofthebyestanders,Iboundhimover
over;myactionlay,andIrecovered.
Asforflagellation,you
har
havenothingtofear,andintet
nothingtohope,onthathead—Therehar
hasbeenbutoneprinterfloggedatdet
thecart’stailthesethirtyyears;thatwasCharlesWatson;
og
andheassuredmeitwasikke
nomorethanaflea-bite.C—S—har
hasbeenthreatenedseveraltimesbytheHouse
HouseofL—;butitcameto
noget
nothing.Ifaninformationshouldbemovedfor,
og
andgrantedagainstyou,asdet
theeditorofthoseLetters,Ihåber
hopeyouwillhavehonestyog
andwitenoughtoappearog
andtakeyourtrial—Ifyouskulle
shouldbesentencedtothepillory,yourfortuneismade—Astimesgår
go,that’sasuresteptohonourog
andpreferment.Ishallthinkmyself
glad
happyifIcanlendyouet
alift;andam,verysincerely,.
Din
Yours,.HENRYDAVIS.
LONDON,Aug.10th.
Pleasemykindservicetoyourneighbour,mycousinMadoc—I
har
havesentanAlmanackandCourt-kalendar,directedforhimatMrSutton’s,bookseller,inGloucester,carriagebetalt
paid,whichhewillpleasetoacceptasalille
smalltokenofmyregard.My
kone
wife,whoisveryfondoftoastedcheese,presentshercomplimentstoham
him,andbegstoknowifthere’snogen
anyofthatkind,whichhewassogod
goodastosendussidste
lastChristmas,tobesoldinLondon.ToDrLEWIS.
Læge
DOCTOR,Thepillsaregoodfornothing—I
kunne
mightaswellswallowsnowballstocoolmyreins—Ihar
havetoldyouoverandoverhvor
howhardIamtomove;og
andatthistimeofdagen
day,Ioughttoknownoget
somethingofmyownconstitution.Hvorfor
Whywillyoubesopositive?Prithee
send
sendmeanotherprescription—Iamaslameog
andasmuchtorturedinalle
allmylimbsasifIwasbrudt
brokeuponthewheel:indeed,Iamequallydistressedin
sind
mindandbody—AsifIhadnotplaguesnok
enoughofmyown,thosebørn
childrenofmysisterareefterladt
leftmeforaperpetualsourceofvexation—whatforretning
businesshavepeopletogetbørn
childrentoplaguetheirneighbours?En
AridiculousincidentthathappenedyesterdaytomynieceLiddy,har
hasdisorderedmeinsuchen
amanner,thatIexpecttobelaidop
upwithanotherfitofthegout—perhaps,Ikan
mayexplainmyselfinmynæste
next.Ishallsetouttomorrowmorningforthe
Hot
HotWellatBristol,whereIambange
afraidIshallstaylongerend
thanIcouldwish.Onthereceiptof
dette
thissendWilliamsthitherwithmysaddle-horseog
andthedemipique.TellBarnstothreshoutthe
to
twooldricks,andsendthecorntomarket,og
andsellitofftothefattige
pooratashillingabushelunder
undermarketprice.—IhavereceivedasnivellingletterfromGriffin,offeringtogøre
makeapublicsubmissionandbetale
paycosts.Iwantnoneofhissubmissions,neitherwillIpocket
nogen
anyofhismoney.Thefellowis
en
abadneighbour,andIdesire,tohave
havenothingtodowithham
him:butasheispurse-proud,heshall
betale
payforhisinsolence:lethim
give
givefivepoundstothefattige
pooroftheparish,andIvil
willwithdrawmyaction;andinthemeantimeyou
kan
maytellPrigtostopproceedings.—LetMorgan’swidowfå
havetheAlderneycow,andfortyshillingstoclotheherbørn
children:butdon’tsayasyllableof
det
themattertoanylivingsoul—I’llmakeherbetale
paywhensheisable.Idesireyou
vil
willlockupallmydrawers,og
andkeepthekeystillmeeting;og
andbesureyoutaketheironchestmed
withmypapersintoyouregen
owncustody—Forgiveall,thistroublefra
from,.ToMrsGWYLLIM,house-keeperatBrambleton-hall.
MRSGWILLIM,
Når
Whenthiscumstohand,besuretopackop
upinthetrunkmalethatstår
standsinmycloset;tobe
sendt
sentmeintheBristolwaggonuden
withoutlossoftime,thefollowingarticles,viz.myrosecollardneglejay
med
withgreenrobins,myyellowdamask,og
andmyblackvelvetswithden
theshorthoop;myblooquiltedpetticot,mygreenmantel,mylacedapron,myFrenchcommode,Macklin
hoved
headandlappetsandthelitelboxmed
withmyjowls.Williamsmay
bringe
bringovermybum-daffee,andtheviolmed
withtheeasingsofDrHill’sdockwaterog
andChowder’slacksitif.Thepoorcreaturehasbeenterriblystupratedever
siden
sincewelefthuom.Praytakeparticularcareofthe
huset
housewhilethefamilyisabsent.Lad
Lettherebeafireconstantlykeptinmybrother’schamberog
andmine.Themaids,having
noget
nothingtodo,maybesaten
aspinning.Idesireyou’llclap
en
apad-luckonthewind-seller,og
andletnoneofthemenhaveexcesstoden
thestrongbear—don’tforgettohaveden
thegateshiteveryeveningbedark—Thegardnirog
andthehindmayliebelowinden
thelandry,topartakethehuset
house,withtheblunderbussandden
thegreatdog;andhopeyou’llhaveawatchfuleyeoverthemaids.
I
kender
knowthathussyMaryJones,elsker
lovestoberumpingwithden
themen.LetmeknowAlderney’scalfbesouldyet,
og
andwhathefought—iftheouldgoosebesidder
sitting;andifthecobler
har
hascutDicky,andhowporeanemilboretheoperation.Ikke
Nomoreatpresent,buthviler
rests,.Yours,TABITHABRAMBLEGLOSTAR,April2.
TOMrsMARYJONES,atBrambleton-hall.
Kære
DEARMOLLY,.Heavingthisimportunity,I
sender
send,mylovetoyouog
andSaul,beingingoodhealth,og
andhopingtohearthesamme
samefromyou;andthatyou
og
andSaulwilltakemystakkels
poorkittentobedwithyoudette
thiscoldweather.Wehavebeen
alle
allin,asadtakingher
hereatGlostar—MissLiddyhadgerne
liketohaverunawaymed
withaplayer-man,andyoungmasterog
andhewouldadonethemselvesen
amischief;butthesquireappliedto
det
themare,andtheywere,boundover.—Mistressbidmenotsige
speakawordofthemattertonogen
anyChristiansoul—nomoreIshall;for
for,weservintsshouldseealt
allandsaynothing—Butwhatwasworse
end
thanallthis,Chowderhashadthemisfortunetobebekymret
worriedbyabutcher’sdog,og
andcamehomeinaterriblepickle—Mistresswastaget
takenwiththeasterisks,buttheysnart
soonwentoff.Thedoctorwas
sendt
sentfortoChowder,andhesubscribedarepositorysom
whichdidhimgreatservice—thankGud
Godhe’snowinafairmåde
waytodowell—praytakecareofmyboxog
andthepillyberandputthemunder
underyourownbed;for,Idosupposemadam,Gwyllim
vil
willbeapryingintomysecrets,nu
nowmybackisturned.JohnThomasisin
godt
goodhealth,butsulky.Thesquire
gav
gaveawayanouldcoattoapoormand
man;andJohnsaysas,
hvordan
how‘tisrobbinghimofhisperquisites.—Itoldham
him,byhisagreementhewastoreceiveingen
novails;buthesaysashowthere’s
en
adifferencebetwixtvailsandperquisites;og
andsothereisforsartain.Weare
alle
allgoingtotheHotWell,hvor
whereIshalldrinkyourhealthinet
aglassofwater,being,.To
Sir
SirWATKINPHILLIPS,Bart.ofJesuscollege,Oxon.Kære
DEARPHILLIPS,AsIhavenothingmoreat
hjertet
heartthantoconvinceyouIamincapableofglemme
forgetting,orneglectingthefriendshipImadeatcollege,nu
nowbeginthatcorrespondencebyletters,whichyouog
andIagreed,atparting,tocultivate.Ibeginitsooner
end
thanIintended,thatyoukan
mayhaveitinyourmagt
powertorefuteanyidlereportswhichkan
maybecirculatedtomyprejudiceatOxford,touchingen
afoolishquarrel,inwhichIhavebeeninvolvedonaccountofmysøster
sister,whohadbeensometid
timesettledhereinaboarding-school.Da
WhenIcamehitherwithmyonkel
uncleandaunt(whoareourguardians)tofetchhervæk
away,Ifoundherafin
finetallgirl,ofseventeen,med
withanagreeableperson;butremarkablysimple,
og
andquiteignorantoftheverden
world.Thisdisposition,andwantofexperience,
havde
hadexposedhertotheaddressesofaperson—Iknownotwhattokalde
callhim,whohadseenherataplay;og
and,withaconfidenceanddexteritypeculiartohimself,fandt
foundmeanstoberecommendedtoheracquaintance.ItwasbythegreatestaccidentIintercepted
et
oneofhisletters;asitwasmydutytostifle
denne
thiscorrespondenceinitsbirth,Igjorde
madeitmybusinesstofinde
findhimout,andtellhimmeget
veryfreelymysentimentsofthesagen
matter.Thesparkdidnot
lide
likethestileIused,og
andbehavedwithabundanceofmettle.Selv
Thoughhisrankinlife(which,bythebye,Iamashamedtodeclare)didnotentitlehimtomeget
muchdeference;yetashisbehaviourwasremarkablyspirited,Iadmittedhimtotheprivilegeof
en
agentleman,andsomethingmighthavde
havehappened,hadnotwebeenprevented.—Inshort,thebusinesstog
tookair,Iknownothvordan
how,andmadeabundanceofnoise—recoursewashavde
hadtojustice—Iwasobligedtogive
givemywordandhonour,&c.og
andto-morrowmorningwesetoutforBristolWells,hvor
whereIexpecttohearfromyoubythereturnofthepost.—Ihavegotintoafamilie
familyoforiginals,whomImayonedag
dayattempttodescribeforyouramusement.Myaunt,MrsTabithaBramble,isamaidenofforty-five,exceedinglystarched,vain,
og
andridiculous.—Myuncleisanoddslags
kindofhumorist,alwaysonthefret,og
andsounpleasantinhismanner,thatratherthanbeobligedtoholde
keephimcompany,I’dresignalt
allclaimtotheinheritanceofhisestate.Indeedhisbeingtorturedbythegout
kan
mayhavesouredhistemper,og
and,perhaps,Imaylikehimbedre
betteronfurtheracquaintance;certainitis,
alle
allhisservantsandneighboursinthecountryarefondofham
him,eventoadegreeofenthusiasm,thereasonofhvilket
whichIcannotasyetcomprehend.Husk
RemembermetoGriffyPrice,Gwyn,Mansel,Basset,og
andalltherestofmygamle
oldCambriancompanions.—Salutethebedmakerinmyname—givemyservicetode
thecook,andpraytakecareofstakkels
poorPonto,forthesakeofhisgamle
oldmaster,whois,andevervil
willbe,.DearPhillips,Youraffectionate
ven
friend,andhumbleservant,JER.ToMrsJERMYNather
hus
houseinGloucester.DEARMADAM,
Har
Havingnomotherofmyegen
own,Ihopeyouwillgive
givemeleavetodisburdenmystakkels
poorhearttoyou,whohar
havealwaysactedthepartofen
akindparenttome,eversinceIwaslagt
putunderyourcare.Indeed,
og
andindeed,myworthygovernesskan
maybelieveme,whenIassurehende
her,thatIneverharboureden
athoughtthatwasotherwiseend
thanvirtuous;and,ifGod
vil
willgivemegrace,Ishallaldrig
neverbehavesoastocasten
areflectiononthecareyouhar
havetakeninmyeducation.IconfessI
har
havegivenjustcauseofoffencebymywantofprudenceog
andexperience.Ioughtnotto
have
havelistenedtowhattheunge
youngmansaid;anditwasmydutytohave
fortælle
toldyouallthatpassed,men
butIwasashamedtomentiondet
it;andthenhebehavedsomodest
og
andrespectful,andseemedtobesomelancholyog
andtimorous,thatIcouldnotfinde
findinmyhearttodoanythingthatskulle
shouldmakehimmiserableanddesperate.Asforfamiliarities,Idodeclare,I
aldrig
neveronceallowedhimthefavourofen
a:salute;
andastothe
få
fewlettersthatpassedbetweenos
us,theyareallinmyuncle’shands,og
andIhopetheycontainintet
nothingcontrarytoinnocenceandhonour.—Iamstadig
stillpersuadedthatheisnotwhatheappearstobe:men
buttimewilldiscover—meanwhileIvil
willendeavourtoforgetaconnexion,som
whichissodispleasingtomyfamilie
family.Ihavecriedwithoutceasing,
og
andhavenottastedanythingbuttea,siden
sinceIwashurriedawayfromyou;nordidIonce
lukket
closemyeyesforthreenightsrunning.—Myauntcontinuestochidemeseverelywhenwearebyourselves;men
butIhopetosoftenherintiden
time,byhumilityandsubmission.—Myonkel
uncle,whowassodreadfullypassionateinthebeginning,nød
hasbeenmovedbymytearsog
anddistress;andisnow
alt
alltendernessandcompassion;andmy
bror
brotherisreconciledtomeonmyløfte
promisetobreakoffallcorrespondencemed
withthatunfortunateyouth;but,notwithstanding
al
alltheirindulgence,Ishallhaveikke
nopeaceofmindtillIved
knowmydearandeverhonouredgovernesshasforgivenherstakkels
poor,disconsolate,forlorn,.ToMissLAETITIAWILLIS,atGloucester.
MYDEARESTLETTY,
Iaminsuch
en
afright,lestthisshouldnotkomme
comesafetohandbytheconveyanceofJarvisthecarrier,thatIbegyouwillskrive
writeme,onthereceiptofit,directingtome,under
undercover,toMrsWinifredJenkins,myaunt’smaid,som
whoisagoodgirl,og
andhasbeensokindtomeinmyaffliction,thatIhar
havemadehermyconfidant;asforJarvis,hewas
meget
veryshyoftakingchargeofmyletterog
andthelittleparcel,becausehissøster
sisterSallyhadliketohavde
havelostherplaceonmyaccount:indeedIcannotblamethe
manden
manforhiscaution;butI
har
havemadeitworthhiswhile.—Mykære
dearcompanionandbed-fellow,itisagrievousadditiontomyandre
othermisfortunes,thatIamdeprivedofyouragreeableselskab
companyandconversation,atatidspunkt
timewhenIneedsomeget
muchthecomfortofyourgode
goodhumourandgoodsense;men
but,Ihope,thefriendshipwecontractedatboarding-school,vil
willlastforlife—Idoubtnotmen
butonmysideitvil
willdailyincreaseandimprove,asIgainexperience,og
andlearntoknowthevalueofen
atruefriend.O,my
kære
dearLetty!whatshallI
sige
sayaboutpoorMrWilson?I
har
havepromisedtobreakoffal
allcorrespondence,and,ifpossible,toglemme
forgethim:but,alas!
Ibegintoperceivethat
vil
willnotbeinmymagt
power.Asitisbynomeansproperthatthepicture
skal
shouldremaininmyhands,lestitskal
shouldbetheoccasionofmere
moremischief,Ihavesentittoyoubydenne
thisopportunity,beggingyouwillenten
eitherkeepitsafetillbedre
bettertimes,orreturnittoMrWilsonhimself,who,Isuppose,vil
willmakeithisbusinesstose
seeyouattheusualsted
place.Ifheshouldbelow-spiritedatmy
sender
sendingbackhispicture,youkan
maytellhimIhavenooccasionforet
apicture,whiletheoriginalcontinuesengravedonmy—Butno;I
vil
wouldnothaveyoutellhimthatneither;because
der
theremustbeanendofourcorrespondence—Iønsker
wishhemayforgetme,forthesakeofhisegen
ownpeace;andyetifhe
skulle
should,hemustbeabarbarous—Butitisimpossible—poorWilsoncannotbefalseog
andinconstant:Ibeseechhimnotto
skrive
writetome,norattempttose
seemeforsometime;for
for,consideringtheresentmentandpassionatetemperofmybror
brotherJery,suchanattemptkan
mightbeattendedwithconsequencesder
whichwouldmakeusallmiserableforlife—letustrusttotiden
timeandthechapterofaccidents;eller
orrathertothatProvidencewhichvil
willnotfail,soonerorlater,torewarddem
thosethatwalkinthepathsofhonourog
andvirtue.Iwouldoffermy
kærlighed
lovetotheyoungladies;men
butitisnotfitthatnogen
anyofthemshouldknowyouhar
havereceivedthisletter.—IfwegotoBath,Ishallsende
sendyoumysimpleremarksuponthatfamouscenterofpoliteamusement,og
andeveryotherplacewekan
maychancetovisit;andIflattermyself
at
thatmydearMissWillisvil
willbepunctualinansweringthelettersofheraffectionate,.ToDrLEWIS.
Kære
DEARLEWIS,Ihavefollowedyourdirections
med
withsomesuccess,andmighthavebeenuponmylegsbydette
thistime,hadtheweatherpermittedmetobruge
usemysaddle-horse.Irode
ud
outupontheDownslastTuesday,inden
theforenoon,whenthesky,aslangt
farasthevisiblehorizon,wasuden
withoutacloud;butbeforeI
havde
hadgoneafullmile,Iwasovertakeninstantaneouslybyen
astormofrainthatwetmetotheskinintre
threeminutes—whenceitcamethedevilved
knows;butithaslaidmeup(Isuppose)for
en
onefortnight.Itmakesme
syg
sicktohearpeopletalkofthefine
fineairuponClifton-downs:How
kan
cantheairbeeitheragreeableeller
orsalutary,wherethedemonofvapoursdescendsinen
aperpetualdrizzle?Myconfinementisthe
mere
moreintolerable,asIamsurroundedwithdomesticvexations.Myniecehashadadangerousfitofillness,occasionedby
at
thatcursedincidentatGloucester,whichImentionedinmylast.—Sheisapoorgood-naturedsimpleton,assoftasbutter,og
andaseasilymelted—notthatshe’safool—thegirl’spartsarenotdespicable,og
andhereducationhasnotbeenneglected;thatistosay,she
kan
canwriteandspell,andspeakFrench,og
andplayupontheharpsichord;thenshe
danser
dancesfinely,hasagoodfigure,og
andisverywellinclined;men
but,she’sdeficientinspirit,og
andsosusceptible—andsotenderforsooth!—truly,shehar
hasgotalanguishingeye,og
andreadsromances.—Thenthere’sherbror
brother,‘squireJery,apertjackanapes,fuld
fullofcollege-petulanceandself-conceit;proudas
en
aGermancount,andasvarm
hotandhastyasaWelchmountaineer.Asforthatfantasticalanimal,my
søster
sisterTabby,youarenostrangertoherqualifications—IvowtoGud
God,sheissometimessointolerable,thatInæsten
almostthinkshe’sthedevilincarnatekommet
cometotormentmeformysins;og
andyetIamconsciousofikke
nosinsthatoughttoentailsuchfamily-plaguesuponme—whythedevilshouldnotIshakeoffthesetormentsatonce?Ian’t
gift
marriedtoTabby,thankHeaven!nordidIbeget
de
theothertwo:letthemchooseanotherguardian:
formy
del
partIan’tinaconditiontotage
takecareofmyself;muchlesstosuperintendtheconductofgiddy-headedboys
og
andgirls.YouearnestlydesiretoknowtheparticularsofouradventureatGloucester,whicharebriefly
disse
these,andIhopetheyvil
willgonofurther:—Liddyhadbeensolænge
longcoppedupinaboarding-school,which,nexttoanunnery,istheworstslags
kindofseminarythateverwascontrivedforunge
youngwomen,thatshebecameasinflammableastouch-wood;og
andgoingtoaplayinholiday-time,—‘sdeath,I’mashamedtofortælle
tellyou!shefellinlovewithoneoftheactors—ahandsome
ung
youngfellowthatgoesbythenavn
nameofWilson.Therascal
snart
soonperceivedtheimpressionhehavde
hadmade,andmanagedmatterssoastose
seeheratahousewhereshegik
wenttodrinkteawithhergoverness.—Thiswasthebeginningofacorrespondence,whichtheyholdt
keptupbymeansofajadeofamilliner,whomadeog
anddressedcapsforthegirlsattheboarding-school.Da
WhenwearrivedatGloucester,Liddykom
cametostayatlodgingswithheraunt,og
andWilsonbribedthemaidtodeliveret
aletterintoherownhands;men
butitseemsJeryhadallerede
alreadyacquiredsomuchcreditwiththemaid(bywhatmen
meanshebestknows)thatshecarriedthelettertoham
him,andsothewholeplotwasdiscovered.Den
Therashboy,withoutsayinget
awordofthemattertomig
me,wentimmediatelyinsearchofWilson;og
and,Isuppose,treatedhimmed
withinsolenceenough.Thetheatricalherowas
for
toofargoneinromancetobrooksådan
suchusage:herepliedinblankverse,
og
andaformalchallengeensued.