THEAUTHOR’SPREFACE
Ofallkindsofsatire,thereisnonesoentertaining
a
anduniversallyimproving,asthatwhichisintroduced,asitwereoccasionally,inthecourseofaninterestingstory,whichbringskaždý
everyincidenthometolife,a
andbyrepresentingfamiliarscenesinanuncommona
andamusingpointofview,investsthemwithallthegracesofnovelty,zatímco
whilenatureisappealedtoinkaždý
everyparticular.Thereadergratifieshiscuriosityinpursuingtheadventuresofa
osoby
personinwhosefavourheisprepossessed;heespouseshiscause,hesympathises
s
withhiminhisdistress,hisindignationisheatedproti
againsttheauthorsofhiscalamity:thehumanepassionsareinflamed;
thecontrast
mezi
betweendejectedvirtueandinsultingviceappearss
withgreateraggravation,andeveryimpressionhavingadoubleforceontheimagination,thememoryretainsthecircumstance,a
andtheheartimprovesbytheexample.Theattentionisnottiredwithabarecatalogueofcharacters,
ale
butagreeablydivertedwithallthevarietyofinvention;a
andthevicissitudesoflifeappearintheirpeculiarcircumstances,openinganamplefieldforwita
andhumour.Romance,nodoubt,owesitsorigintoignorance,vanity,
a
andsuperstition.Inthedarkagesofthe
Světa
World,whenamanhadrenderedhimselffamousforwisdomnebo
orvalour,hisfamilyandadherentsavailedthemselvesofhissuperiorqualities,magnifiedhisvirtues,a
andrepresentedhischaracterandpersonassacreda
andsupernatural.Thevulgareasilyswallowedthebait,imploredhisprotection,
a
andyieldedthetributeofhomagea
andpraise,eventoadoration;hisexploitswerehandeddowntoposterity
s
withathousandexaggerations;theywererepeatedasincitementstovirtue;
divinehonourswerepaid,
a
andaltarserectedtohismemory,fortheencouragementoftěch
thosewhoattemptedtoimitatehisexample;a
andhencearosetheheathenmythology,která
whichisnootherthanacollectionofextravagantromances.Aslearningadvanced,
a
andgeniusreceivedcultivation,thesestorieswereembellishedwiththegracesofpoetry,thattheymightthelépe
betterrecommendthemselvestotheattention;theyweresunginpublic,atfestivals,fortheinstruction
a
anddelightoftheaudience;a
andrehearsedbeforebattle,asincentivestodeedsofglory.Thustragedy
a
andtheepicmusewereborn,a
and,intheprogressoftaste,arrivedatperfection.Itisnowonder
že
thattheancientscouldnotrelishafableinprose,poté
aftertheyhadseensomanyremarkableeventscelebratedinversebytheirbestpoets;wethereforefindnoromanceamongthemduringtheeraoftheirexcellence,unlesstheCyropædiaofXenophonmaybesocalled;
a
anditwasnottillartsa
andsciencesbegantoreviveaftertheirruptionofthebarbariansintoEurope,že
thatanythingofthiskindappeared.Ale
Butwhenthemindsofmenweredebauchedbytheimpositionofpriestcrafttothemostabsurdpitchofcredulity,theauthorsofromancearose,a
andlosingsightofprobability,filledtheirperformanceswiththemostmonstroushyperboles.Pokud
Iftheycouldnotequaltheancientpoetsinbodě
pointofgeniustheywereresolvedtoexceltheminfiction,a
andapplytothewonder,rathernež
thanthejudgment,oftheirreaders.Accordingly,theybroughtnecromancytotheiraid,
a
andinsteadofsupportingthecharacteroftheirheroesbydignityofsentimenta
andpractice,distinguishedthembytheirbodilystrength,activity,a
andextravaganceofbehaviour.Although
nic
nothingcouldbemoreludicrousa
andunnaturalthanthefigurestheydrew,theydidnotwantpatronsa
andadmirers;andtheworld
skutečně
actuallybegantobeinfectedwiththespiritofknight-errantry,když
whenCervantes,byaninimitablepieceofridicule,reformedthetasteofmankind,representingchivalryintherightpointofview,a
andconvertingromancetopurposesmnohem
farmoreusefulandentertaining,bymakingitassumethesock,a
andpointoutthefolliesofordinarylife.ThesamemethodhasbeenpractisedbyotherSpanish
a
andFrenchauthors,andbynonemoresuccessfullynež
thanbyMonsieurLeSage,který
who,inhisAdventuresofGilBlas,hasdescribedtheknaverya
andfoiblesoflife,withinfinitehumoura
andsagacity.ThefollowingsheetsIhavemodelledonhisplan,takingmeliberty,however,todifferfromhimintheexecution,
kde
whereIthoughthisparticularsituationswereuncommon,extravagant,nebo
orpeculiartothecountryinkteré
whichthesceneislaid.ThedisgracesofGilBlas
jsou
are,forthemostpart,takové
suchasratherexcitemirthnež
thancompassion;hehimselflaughsat
jim
them;andhistransitionsfromdistresstohappiness,
nebo
oratleastease,aresosudden,že
thatneitherthereaderhasčas
timetopityhim,norhimselftobeacquainteds
withaffliction.Thisconduct,inmyopinion,notonlydeviatesfromprobability,
ale
butpreventsthatgenerousindignation,whichoughttoanimatethereaderproti
againstthesordidandviciousdispositionofthesvěta
world.Ihaveattemptedtorepresentmodestmeritstruggling
s
witheverydifficultytowhichafriendlessorphanisexposed,fromhisownwantofexperience,aswellasfromtheselfishness,envy,malice,a
andbaseindifferenceofmankind.Tosecureafavourableprepossession,Ihaveallowedhimtheadvantagesofbirth
a
andeducation,whichintheseriesofhismisfortuneswill,Idoufám
hope,engagetheingenuousmorewarmlyinhisbehalf;a
andthoughIforesee,thatsomelidé
peoplewillbeoffendedatthemeanscenesinwhichheisinvolved,Ipersuademyselfže
thatthejudiciouswillnotonlyperceivethenecessityofdescribingthosesituationstowhichhemusí
mustofcoursebeconfined,inhislowestate,ale
butalsofindentertainmentinviewingthosepartsoflife,kde
wherethehumoursandpassionsareundisguisedbyaffectation,ceremony,nebo
oreducation;andthewhimsicalpeculiaritiesofdispositionappearasnaturehasimplanted
je
them.ButIbelieveIneednottroublemyselfinvindicatingapracticeauthorizedbythebestwritersinthisway,
některé
someofwhomIhavejiž
alreadynamed.Everyintelligentreaderwill,at
první
firstsight,perceiveIhavenotdeviatedfromnatureinthefacts,které
whicharealltrueinthemain,althoughthecircumstancesarealtereda
anddisguised,toavoidpersonalsatire.It
nyní
nowremainstogivemyreasonsformakingthechiefpersonageoftohoto
thisworkaNorthBriton,které
whicharechieflythese:Icould,atasmallexpense,bestowonhimsucheducationasIthoughtthedignityofhisbirth
a
andcharacterrequired,whichcouldnotpossiblybeobtainedinEngland,bysuchslendermeansasthenatureofmyplanwouldafford.In
na
thenextplace,Icouldrepresentsimplicityofmannersinaremotečásti
partofthekingdom,withmoreproprietynež
thaninanyplacenearna
thecapital;andlastly,thedispositionoftheScots,addictedtotravelling,justifiesmyconductinderivinganadventurerfromthat
země
country.APOLOGUE
Ayoungpainter,indulgingaveinofpleasantry,sketcheda
druh
kindofconversationpiece,representingabear,anowl,amonkey,a
andanass;andtorenderit
více
morestriking,humorous,andmoral,distinguishedkaždou
everyfigurebysomeemblemofhumanlife.Bruinwasexhibitedinthegarb
a
andattitudeofanold,toothless,drunkensoldier;theowlpercheduponthehandleofacoffee-pot,
s
withspectacleonnose,seemedtocontemplateanewspaper;a
andtheass,ornamentedwithahugetie-wigKterá
(which,however,couldnotconcealhisdlouhé
longears),satforhispicturetothemonkey,whoappeareds
withtheimplementsofpainting.Tato
Thiswhimsicalgroupaffordedsomemirth,a
andmetwithgeneralapprobation,dokud
untilsomemischievouswaghintedže
thatthewhole—wasalampoonuponna
thefriendsoftheperformer;aninsinuation
která
whichwasnosoonercirculatedthanthoseverylidé
peoplewhoapplaudeditbeforebegantobealarmed,a
andeventofancythemselvessignifiedbytheseveralfiguresofthepiece.Amongothers,aworthypersonageinyears,whohadservedinthearmy
s
withreputation,beingincensedatthesupposedoutrage,repairedtothelodgingofthepainter,a
andfindinghimathome,“Harkye,Mr.Monkey,”saidon
he,“Ihaveagoodmindtoconvinceyou,thati když
thoughthebearhaslosthisteeth,heretainshispaws,a
andthatheisnotsodrunkale
buthecanperceiveyourimpertinence.”“Sblood!
pane
sir,thattoothlessjawisad—nedscandalouslibel—butdon’tyouimaginemesochopfallenasnottobeabletochewthecudofresentment.”Zde
Herehewasinterruptedbythearrivalofalearnedphysician,který
who,advancingtotheculprits
withfuryinhisaspect,exclaimed,“Supposetheaugmentationoftheass’searsshouldprovethediminutionofthebaboon’s—nay,seeknottoprevaricate,for,bythebeardofAesculapius!thereisnot
jeden
onehairinthisperiwigkterý
thatwillnotstandupinjudgmenttoconvicttheeofpersonalabuse.Do
ale
butobserve,captain,howthispitifulmalý
littlefellowhascopiedtheverycurls—thecolour,indeed,isdifferent,ale
butthentheformandforetoparedocela
quitesimilar.”Whilehethusremonstratedinastrainofvociferation,avenerablesenatorentered,
a
andwaddlinguptothedelinquent,“Jackanapes!”criedhe,“IwillnowlettheeseeIcan
číst
readsomethingelsethananewspaper,a
andthatwithoutthehelpofspectacles:tady
hereisyourownnoteofhand,sirrah,forpeníze
money,whichifIhadnotadvanced,youyourselfwouldhaveresembledanowl,innotdaringtoukázat
showyourfacebyday,youungratefulslanderousknave!”Invaintheastonishedpainterdeclared
že
thathehadnointentiontogiveoffence,nebo
ortocharacteriseparticularpersons:theyaffirmedtheresemblancewas
příliš
toopalpabletobeoverlooked;theytaxedhimwithinsolence,malice,
a
andingratitude;andtheirclamoursbeingoverheardbythepublic,thecaptainwasabear,the
doktor
doctoranass,andthesenatoranowl,tohisdyingdne
day.Christianreader,Ibeseechthee,in
na
thebowelsoftheLord,remembertento
thisexample“whilethouartemployedinna
theperusalofthefollowingsheets;a
andseeknottoappropriatetothyselfthatwhichequallybelongstopěti
fivehundreddifferentpeople.Ifthoushouldstmeet
s
withacharacterthatreflectstheeinsomeungraciousparticular,keepthyvlastní
owncounsel;CHAPTERI
OfmyBirth
a
andParentage.Iwasborninthenorthern
části
partofthisunitedkingdom,inthedomě
houseofmygrandfather,agentlemanofconsiderablefortunea
andinfluence,whohadonmnoha
manyoccasionssignalisedhimselfinbehalfofhiszemě
country;andwasremarkableforhisabilitiesin
na
thelaw,whichheexerciseds
withgreatsuccessinthestationofajudge,particularlyproti
againstbeggars,forwhomhehadasingularaversion.My
otec
father(hisyoungestson)fallinginloves
withapoorrelation,wholiveds
withtheoldgentlemaninqualityofahousekeeper,espousedherprivately;a
andIwasthefirstfruitofthatmarriage.Duringherpregnancy,a
sen
dreamdiscomposedmymothersomoc
muchthatherhusband,tiredwithherimportunity,atlastconsultedahighlandseer,whosefavourableinterpretationhewouldhavesecuredbeforehandbyabribe,ale
butfoundhimincorruptible.Shedreamedshewasdeliveredofatennis-ball,whichthedevil(who,tohergreatsurprise,actedthepartofamidwife)strucksoforcibly
s
witharacketthatitdisappearedinaninstant;a
andshewasforsomedobu
timeinconsolableforthelostofheroffspring;když
when,allonasudden,shebehelditreturns
withequalviolence,andenterthezemě
earth,beneathherfeet,whenceimmediatelysprangupagoodlytreecovereds
withblossoms,thescentofwhichoperatedsostronglyonhernervesže
thatsheawoke.Theattentivesage,
po
aftersomedeliberation,assuredmyparents,že
thattheirfirstbornwouldbeagreattraveller;že
thathewouldundergomanydangersa
anddifficulties,andatlastreturntohisnativeland,kde
wherehewouldflourishinhappinessa
andreputation.Howtrulythiswasforetoldwillappearinthesequel.
Itwasnot
dlouho
longbeforesomeofficiouspersoninformedmygrandfatherofcertainfamiliaritiesthatpassedmezi
betweenhissonandhousekeeperwhichalarmedhimsomuchthat,aněkolik
fewdaysafter,hetoldmyotci
fatheritwashightimeforhimtothinkofsettling;a
andthathehadprovidedamatchformu
him,towhichhecouldinjusticemít
havenoobjections.Myfather,findingitwouldbeimpossibletoconcealhissituationmuchlonger,franklyownedwhathehaddone;
a
andexcusedhimselffornothavingaskedtheconsentofhisotce
father,bysaying,heknewitwouldhavebeentonopurpose;a
andthat,hadhisinclinationbeenknown,mygrandfathermighthavetakensuchmeasuresaswouldhaveeffectuallyputthegratificationofitoutofhismoci
power:headded,thatnoexceptionscouldbetakentohiswife’svirtue,birth,beauty,
a
andgoodsense,andasforfortune,itwasbeneathhiscare.The
starý
oldgentleman,whokeptallhispassions,exceptjedné
one,inexcellentorder,heardhimtoankonce
endwithgreattemper,andthencalmlyasked,jak
howheproposedtomaintainhimselfa
andspouse?Hereplied,hecouldbeinnodangerofwantingwhilehisfather’stendernessremained,whichhe
a
andhiswifeshouldalwayscultivates
withtheutmostveneration;andhewaspersuadedhisallowancewouldbesuitabletothedignity
a
andcircumstancesofhisfamily,a
andtotheprovisionalreadymadeforhisbrothersa
andsisters,whowerehappilysettledpod
underhisprotection.“Yourbrothers
a
andsisters,”saidmygrandfather,“didnotthinkitbeneaththemtoconsultmeinanaffairofsuchimportanceasmatrimony;neither,Isuppose,wouldyouhaveomittedthatpieceofduty,hadyounotsomesecretfundinreserve;
tothecomfortsofwhichIleaveyou,
s
withadesirethatyouwillthisvečer
nightseekoutanotherhabitationforyourselfa
andwife,whither,inashortdobu
time,IwillsendyouanaccountoftheexpenseIhavebeenatinyoureducation,s
withaviewofbeingreimbursed.Pane
Sir,youhavemadethegrandtour—youareapolitegentleman—avelmi
veryprettygentleman—Iwishyouagreatdealofjoy,a
andamyourveryhumbleservant.”Sosaying,heleftmy
otce
fatherinasituationeasilyimagined.However,hedidnot
dlouho
longhesitate;for,beingperfectlywellacquainted
s
withhisfather’sdisposition,hedidnotdoubtže
thathewasgladoftohoto
thispretencetogetridofho
him;andhisresolvesbeingasinvariableasthelawsoftheMedes
a
andPersians,heknewitwouldbetonopurposetoattempthimbyprayersa
andentreaties;sowithoutanyfartherapplication,hebetookhimself,withhisdisconsolatebedfellowtoafarm-house,
kde
whereanoldservantofhismatky
motherdwelt:theretheyremainedsome
dobu
timeinasituationbutilladaptedtotheeleganceoftheirdesiresa
andtendernessoftheirlove;whichneverthelessmy
otec
fatherchosetoendure,rathernež
thansupplicateanunnaturalandinflexibleparentale
butmymother,foreseeingtheinconveniencestowhichshemusthavebeenexposed,hadshebeendeliveredintomto
thisplace(andherpregnancywasvelmi
veryfaradvanced),withoutcommunicatingherdesigntoherhusband,wentindisguisetothedomu
houseofmygrandfather,hopingthathertearsa
andconditionwouldmovehimtocompassion,a
andreconcilehimtoaneventwhichwasnyní
nowirrecoverablypast.Shefoundmeanstodeceivetheservants,
a
andgetintroducedasanunfortunatedáma
lady,whowantedtocomplainofněkteré
somematrimonialgrievances,itbeingmygrandfather’sparticularprovincetodecideinallcasesofscandal.Shewasaccordinglyadmittedintohispresence,
kde
where,discoveringherself,shefellathisfeet,a
andinthemostaffectingmannerimploredhisforgiveness;atthesametimerepresentingthedangerthatthreatenednotonlyher
život
life,butthatofhisowngrandchild,whichwasabouttovidět
seethelight.Hetoldherhewas
líto
sorrythattheindiscretionofhera
andhissonhadcompelledhimtomakeavow,whichputitoutofhispowertogivethemanyassistance;že
thathehadalreadyimpartedhisthoughtsonže
thatsubjecttoherhusband,a
andwassurprisedthattheyshoulddisturbhispeaces
withanyfartherimportunity.Thissaid,heretired.
Theviolenceofmymother’safflictionhadsuchaneffectonherconstitution
že
thatshewasimmediatelyseizedwiththepainsofchildbed;a
andhadnotanoldmaidservant,towhomshewasvelmi
verydear,affordedherpitya
andassistance,atthehazardofincurringmygrandfather’sdispleasure,shea
andtheinnocentfruitofherwombmusthavefallenmiserablevictimstohisrigoura
andinhumanity.Bythefriendshipof
této
thispoorwomanshewascarrieduptoagarret,a
andimmediatelydeliveredofamanchild,thestoryofwhoseunfortunatebirthhehimselfnyní
nowrelates.Myfather,beinginformedofwhathadhappened,flewtotheembracesofhisdarlingspouse,
a
andwhileheloadedhisoffspringwithpaternalembraces,couldnotforbearsheddingafloodoftearsonbeholdingthedearpartnerofhissrdce
heart(forwhoseeasehewouldhavesacrificedthetreasuresoftheeast)stretcheduponaflockbed,inamiserableapartment,unabletoprotectherfromtheinclemenciesoftheweather.Itisnottobesupposedthatthe
starý
oldgentlemanwasignorantofwhatpassed,i když
thoughheaffectedtoknownic
nothingofthematter,andpretendedtobevelmi
verymuchsurprised,whenoneofhisgrandchildren,byhiseldestsyna
sondeceased,wholivedwithhimashisheirapparent,acquaintedhims
withtheaffair;hedeterminedthereforetoobservenomedium,
ale
butimmediately(onthethirdden
dayafterherdelivery)sentheraperemptoryordertobegone,a
andturnedofftheservantkterý
whohadpreservedherlife.Toto
Thisbehavioursoexasperatedmyotce
fatherthathehadrecoursetothemostdreadfulimprecations;a
andonhisbarekneesimploredthatHeavenwouldrenouncehimifeverheshouldforgetnebo
orforgivethebarbarityofhissire.Theinjuries
která
whichthisunhappymotherreceivedfromherremovalinsuchcircumstances,a
andthewantofnecessarieskde
whereshelodged,togetherwithhergriefa
andanxietyofmind,soonthrewherintoalanguishingdisorder,která
whichputanendtoherživot
life.Myfather,wholovedhertenderly,wassoaffectedwithherdeaththatheremained
šest
sixweeksdeprivedofhissenses;duringwhichtime,the
lidé
peoplewherehelodgedcarriedtheinfanttotheoldmanwhorelentedsofar,onhearingthemelancholypříběh
storyofhisdaughter-in-law’sdeath,a
andthedeplorableconditionofhissyna
son,astosendthechildtonurse,a
andheorderedmyfathertobecarrieddomů
hometohishouse,wherehebrzy
soonrecoveredtheuseofhisrozum
reason.Whetherthishardheartedjudgefeltanyremorseforhiscrueltreatmentofhis
synem
sonanddaughter,or(whichismoreprobable)wasafraidhischaracterwouldsufferintheneighbourhood,heprofessedgreatsorrowforhisconducttomyotci
father,whosedeliriumwassucceededbyaprofoundmelancholya
andreserve.Atlengthhedisappeared,
a
and,notwithstandingallimaginableinquiry,couldnotbeheardof;acircumstance
které
whichconfirmedmostpeopleintheopinionofhishavingmadeawaywithhimselfinafitofdespair.CHAPTERII
Igrowup—amhatedbymyRelations—senttoSchool—neglectedbymyGrandfather—maltreatedbymyMaster—seasonedtoAdversity—IformCabals
proti
againstthePedant—amdebarredAccesstomyGrandfather—huntedbyhisHeir—IdemolishtheTeethofhisTutor.Tam
Therewerenotwantingsomekteří
whosuspectedmyunclesofbeingconcernedinmyfather’sfate,onthesuppositionže
thattheywouldallshareinthepatrimonydestinedforněj
him;andthisconjecturewasstrengthenedbyreflecting
že
thatinallhiscalamitiestheynikdy
neverdiscoveredtheleastinclinationtoservemu
him;but,onthecontrary,byalltheartificesintheir
moci
power,fedhisresentmentandsupportedhisresolutionofleavinghimtomiserya
andwant.Butpeopleofjudgmenttreated
tuto
thisinsinuationasanidlechimera;protože
because,hadmyrelationsbeensowickedastoconsulttheirinterestbycommittingsuchanatrociouscrime,thefateofmyotce
fatherwouldhaveextendedtometoowhoseživot
lifewasanotherobstacletotheirexpectation.Meanwhile,Igrewapace,
a
andasIstronglyresembledmyotce
father,whowasthedarlingofthetenants,Iwantednic
nothingwhichtheirindigentcircumstancescouldafford:ale
buttheirfavourwasaweakresourceproti
againstthejealousenmityofmycousins;kdo
whothemoremyinfancypromised,conceivedthevíce
moreimplacablehatredagainstme:a
andbeforeIwassixyearsofage,hadsoeffectuallyblockadedmygrandfatherže
thatIneversawhimale
butbystealth,whenIněkdy
sometimesmadeuptohischairashesattoviewhislabourersinthefield:onwhichoccasionhewouldstrokemyhead,bidmebeagood
chlapec
boy,andpromisetotakecareofme.Iwas
brzy
soonaftersenttoschoolatavillagehardod
by,ofwhichhehadbeendictatorčas
timeoutofmind;butashe
nikdy
neverpaidformyboard,norsuppliedmewithclothes,books,a
andothernecessariesIrequired,myconditionwasvelmi
veryraggedandcontemptible,andtheschoolmaster,který
who,throughfearofmygrandfather,taughtmegratis,gavehimselfnoconcerno
abouttheprogressImadepod
underhisinstruction.Inspiteof
všem
allthesedifficultiesanddisgraces,IbecameagoodproficientintheLatintongue;a
and,assoonasIcouldpsát
writetolerably,pesteredmygrandfatherwithletterstotakové
suchadegreethathesentformymaster,a
andchidhimseverelyforbestowingtakové
suchpainsonmyeducation,tellinghimthat,pokud
ifeverIshouldbebroughttothegallowsforforgery,whichhehadtaughtmetocommit,mykrev
bloodwouldlieonhishead.Thepedant,whodreaded
ničeho
nothingmorethanthedispleasureofhispatron,assuredhishonourthattheboy’sabilitywasvíc
moreowingtohisowngeniusa
andapplicationthantoanyinstructionnebo
orencouragementhereceived;that,althoughhecouldnotdivesthimoftheknowledgehehad
už
alreadyimbibed,unlesshewouldempowerhimtodisablehisfingers,heshouldendeavour,s
withGod’shelp,topreventhisfutureimprovement.A
And,indeed,hepunctuallyperformedwhathehadundertaken;for,onpretence
že
thatIhadwrittenimpertinentletterstomygrandfather,hecausedaboardtobemades
withfiveholesinit,přes
throughwhichhethrustthefingersa
andthumbofmyrightruky
hand,andfasteneditbywhipcordtomywrist,insuchamanneraseffectuallydebarredmethepomocí
useofmypen.But
toto
thisrestraintIwasfreedfrominafewdays,byanaccidentkterá
whichhappenedinaquarrelmezi
betweenmeandanotherboy;kteří
who,takinguponhimtoinsultmypoverty,Iwassoincensedathisungenerousreproachže
thatwithonestrokewithmymachineIcuthimtotheskull,tothevelké
greatterrorofmyselfandschoolfellows,kteří
wholefthimbleedingontheground,a
andrantoinformthemasterofwhathadhappened.Iwassoseverelypunishedfor
tento
thistrespassthat,wereItolivetotheageofMethusalem,theimpressionitmadeonmewouldnotbeeffaced;the
více
morethantheantipathyandhorrorIconceivedforthemercilesstyrantkterý
whoinflictedit.Thecontempt
které
whichmyappearancenaturallyproducedinallkteří
whosawme,thecontinualwantstokteré
whichIwasexposed,andmyvlastní
ownhaughtydisposition,impatientofaffronts,involvedmeinathousandtroublesomeadventures,bykteré
whichIwasatlengthinuredinadversity,a
andemboldenedtoundertakingsfarabovemyyears.IwasofteninhumanlyscourgedforcrimesIdidnotcommit,
protože
because,havingthecharacterofavagabondinna
thevillage,everypieceofmischief,whoseauthorlayunknown,waschargeduponmě
me.IhavebeenfoundguiltyofrobbingorchardsI
nikdy
neverentered,ofkillingcatsInikdy
neverhunted,ofstealinggingerbreadInikdy
nevertouched,andofabusingoldwomenInikdy
neversaw.Nay,astammeringcarpenterhadeloquenceenoughtopersuademymaster
že
thatIfiredapistolloadedwithsmallshotintohiswindow;thoughmylandlady
a
andthewholefamilyborewitnessže
thatIwasabedfastasleepatthedobě
timewhenthisoutragewascommitted.Iwas
jednou
oncefloggedforhavingnarrowlyescapeddrowning,bythesinkingofaferryboatinwhichIwaspassenger.Anothertime,forhavingrecoveredofabruiseoccasionedbyahorse
a
andcartrunningoverme.Athirdtime,forbeingbittenbyabaker’s
pes
dog.Inshort,whetherIwasguilty
nebo
orunfortunate,thecorrectionandsympathyoftohoto
thisarbitrarypedagoguewerethestejné
same.Farfrombeingsubduedbythisinformalusage,myindignationtriumphed
nad
overthatslavishawewhichhadhithertoenforcedmyobedience;a
andthemoremyyearsa
andknowledgeincreased,themoreIperceivedtheinjusticea
andbarbarityofhisbehaviour.By
na
thehelpofanuncommongenius,a
andtheadviceanddirectionofourusher,který
whohadservedmyfatherinhistravels,Imadeasurprisingprogressinna
theclassics,writing,andarithmetic;sothat,beforeIwastwelveyearsold,Iwasallowedby
všichni
everybodytobethebestscholarintheschool.Tato
Thisqualification,togetherwiththeboldnessoftempera
andstrengthofmakewhichhadsubjectedtéměř
almostallmycontemporaries,gavemesuchinfluencenad
overthemthatIbegantoformcabalsproti
againstmypersecutor;andwasinhopeof,beingabletobidhimdefianceina
velmi
veryshorttime.Beingattheheadofafaction,consistingofthirtyboys,
většina
mostofthemofmyownage,Iwasdeterminedtoputtheirmettletotrial,která
thatImightknowhowdaleko
fartheyweretobedependedupon,než
beforeIputmygrandschemeinexecution:s
withthisview,weattackedabodyofstoutapprentices,kteří
whohadtakenpossessionofačást
partofthegroundallottedtousfortheschemeofourdiversions,a
andwhowerethenplayingatninepinsonthespot;ale
butIhadthemortificationtovidět
seemyadherentsroutedinaninstant,a
andalegofoneofthembrokeinhisflightbythebowl,whichoneofouradversarieshaddetachedinpursuitofnás
us.Thisdiscomfituredidnothinderusfromengagingthemafterwardsinfrequentskirmishes,
které
whichwemaintainedbythrowingstonesatadistance,whereinIreceivedmnoho
manywounds,thescarsofkteré
whichstillremain.Ourenemiesweresoharassed
a
andinterruptedbythesealarmsže
thattheyatlastabandonedtheirconquest,a
andleftustothepeaceableenjoymentofourownterritories.Itwouldbeendlesstoenumeratetheexploitsweperformedinthecourseof
této
thisconfederacy,whichbecametheterrorofthecelé
wholevillage;insomuchthat,when
různé
differentinterestsdividedit,oneofthepartiescommonlycourtedtheassistanceofRoderickRandom(bywhichnameIwasknown)tocastthebalance,a
andkeeptheoppositefactioninawe.Meanwhile,Itooktheadvantageofeveryplay-daytopresentmyselfbeforemygrandfather,towhomIseldomfoundaccess,byreasonofhisbeingcloselybesiegedbyanumerousfamilyofhisfemalegrandchildren,who,
ačkoli
thoughtheyperpetuallyquarrelledamongthemselves,nikdy
neverfailedtojoinagainstme,asthecommonenemyofall.Hisheir,
který
whowasabouttheageofeighteen,mindednothingbutfox-hunting,a
andindeedwasqualifiedfornothingelse,notwithstandinghisgrandfather’sindulgenceinentertainingatutorforhimathome;který
whoatthesametimeperformedtheofficeofparishclerk.Tento
ThisyoungActaeon,whoinheritedhisgrandfather’santipathytoeverythingindistress,nikdy
neversateyesonmeaniž by
withoutuncouplinghisbeagles,andhuntingmeintonějaké
somecottageorother,whitherIgenerallyfledforshelter.In
této
thisChristianamusementhewasencouragedbyhispreceptor,who,nodoubt,tooksuchopportunitiestoingratiatehimselfwiththerisingsun,observing,thatthestarý
oldgentleman,accordingtothecourseofnature,hadnotdlouho
longtolive,forhewasuž
alreadyonthevergeoffourscore.CHAPTERIII
MyMother’s
Bratr
Brotherarrives—relievesme—aDescriptionofhim—hegoesalongwithmetotheDomu
HouseofmyGrandfather—isencounteredbyhisDogs—defeatsthem,po
afterabloodyEngagement—isadmittedtotheoldGentleman—aDialoguemezi
betweenthem.Aboutthistimemymother’s
jediný
onlybrother,whohadbeendlouho
longabroad,lieutenantofaman-of-war,arrivedinhisownzemě
country;wherebeinginformedofmycondition,hecametoseeme,
a
andoutofhisslenderfinancesnotonlysuppliedmewithwhatnecessariesIwantedforthepresent,ale
butresolvednottoleavethezemi
countryuntilhehadprevailedonmygrandfathertosettleněco
somethinghandsomeforthefuture.Thiswasatasktowhichhewasbynomeansequal,beingentirelyignorant,notonlyofthejudge’sdisposition,
ale
butalsoofthewaysofmeningeneral,towhichhiseducationonboardhadkepthimanutterstranger.Hewasastrongbuilt
muž
man,somewhatbandylegged,withaneckjako
likethatofabull,a
andafacewhich(youmighteasilyperceive)hadwithstoodthenejvíce
mostobstinateassaultsoftheweather.Hisdressconsistedofasoldier’scoatalteredforhimbytheship’stailor,astripedflanneljacket,apairofredbreechesspanned
s
withpitch,cleangrayworstedstockings,largesilverbucklesthatcoveredthree-fourthsofhisshoes,asilver-lacedhat,whosecrownoverlookedthebrimsaboutanincha
andahalf,blackbobwiginbuckle,acheckshirt,asilkhandkerchief,ahanger,s
withabrasshandle,girdedtohisthighbyafurnishedlacebelt,a
andagoodoakplantpod
underhisarm.Thusequipped,hesetoutwithme(whobyhisbountymadea
velmi
verydecentappearance)formygrandfather’sdomu
house,whereweweresalutedbyJowlera
andCaesar,whommycousin,mladý
youngmaster,hadletlooseatourapproach.Being
dobře
wellacquaintedwiththeinveteracyoftěchto
thesecurs,Iwasabouttobetakemyselftomyheels,když
whenmyuncleseizedmes
withonehand,brandishedhiscudgels
withtheother,andatjedním
oneblowlaidCaesarsprawlingontheground;ale
but,findinghimselfattackedatthesametimeintherearbyJowler,a
andfearingCaesarmightrecover,hedrewhishanger,wheeledabout,a
andbyaluckystrokeseveredJowler’sheadfromhistěla
body.Bythistime,the
mladý
youngfoxhunterandthreeservants,armedwithpitchforksa
andflails,werecometotheassistanceofthedogs,whomtheyfoundbreathlessuponthefield;a
andmycousinwassoprovokedatthedeathofhisfavourites,thatheorderedhisattendantstoadvance,a
andtakevengeanceontheirexecutioner,whomheloadedwithallthecursesa
andreproacheshisangercouldsuggest.Upon
který
whichmyunclesteppedforwardss
withanundauntedair,atthesightofwhosebloodyweaponshisantagonistsfellzpět
backwithprecipitation,whenheaccostedtheirleaderthus:.“Lookee,brother,yourdogshavingboardedme
bez
withoutprovocation,whatIdidwasinmyvlastní
owndefence.Soyouhadbestbecivil,
a
andletusshootahlavy
head,clearofyou.”Whetherthe
mladý
youngsquiremisinterpretedmyuncle’sdesireofpeace,nebo
orwasenragedatthefateofhishoundsbeyondhisusualpitchofresolution,Iknownot;ale
buthesnatchedaflailfromjednoho
oneofhisfollowers,andcameups
withashowofassaultingna
thelieutenant,who,puttinghimselfinapostureofdefence,proceededthus:“Lookee,youlubberly
synu
sonofaw—e,ifyoucomeathwartmi
me,’wareyourgingerbreadwork.I’llbefoulofyourquarter,d—nme.”
Toto
Thisdeclaration,followedbyaflourishofhishanger,seemedtochecktheprogressoftheyounggentleman’scholer,který
who,lookingbehindhim,perceivedhisattendantshadslunkintothedomu
house,shutthegate,andlefthimtodecidethecontentionbyhimself.Hereaparleyensued,whichwasintroducedbymycousin’sasking,“Whothedevilareyou?
Whatdoyou
chceš
want?Somescoundrelofaseaman,Isuppose,
který
whohasdesertedandturnedthief.Ale
Butdon’tthinkyoushallescape,sirrah—I’llhaveyouhang’d,youpes
dog,Iwill.Yourbloodshall
zaplatí
payforthatofmydvou
twohounds,youragamuffin.Iwouldnothavepartedwiththemtosaveyour
celou
wholegenerationfromthegallows,youruffian,you!”“Noneofyourjaw,youswab—noneofyourjaw,”repliedmy
strýc
uncle,“elseIshalltrimyourlacedjacketforyou.Ishallrubyoudownwithanoakentowel,myboy,Ishall.”
Sosaying,hesheathedhishanger,
a
andgraspedhiscudgel.